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Season 4, Episode 10 — My Female Trouble

J.D.: I DON'T KNOW WHY,

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BUT I FEEL LIKE TURK AND CARLA ARE UPSET WITH ME.

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BUT I FEEL LIKE TURK AND CARLA ARE UPSET WITH ME.

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STILL, I CAN'T BE SURE,

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STILL, I CAN'T BE SURE,

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SO IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO TEST.

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MAY I HAVE A PANCAKE, PLEASE?

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J.D.: OK, THEY'RE MAD.

#8

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(SQUIRTING WHIPPED CREAM)

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(SQUIRTING WHIPPED CREAM)

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J.D.: I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S BECAUSE OF MY NEW GIRLFRIEND.

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J.D.: I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S BECAUSE OF MY NEW GIRLFRIEND.

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SHE'S AMAZING.

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DON'T GET ME WRONG,

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SHE'S NOT THE WARMEST PERSON.

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SHE'S NOT THE WARMEST PERSON.

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HA! NEENA, THE FUNNIEST THING HAPPENED -

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I'M EATING.

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SORRY.

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SORRY.

#20

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I'M STARVING.

#21

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WISH I HADN'T LEFT MY WALLET AT HOME.

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WISH I HADN'T LEFT MY WALLET AT HOME.

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(THINKING) MMM...BREAD.

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(THINKING) MMM...BREAD.

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AAH!

#26

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J.D.: ALSO THE SEX COULD BE A LITTLE IMPERSONAL.

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J.D.: ALSO THE SEX COULD BE A LITTLE IMPERSONAL.

#28

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SO THAT'S A NO ON CUDDLING?

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SO THAT'S A NO ON CUDDLING?

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J.D.: STILL, TURK AND CARLA'S MAIN PROBLEM WITH NEENA

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IS THAT SHE'S A MALPRACTICE ATTORNEY

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IS THAT SHE'S A MALPRACTICE ATTORNEY

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WHO'S SUING TURK.

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NEEDLESS TO SAY, I WAS DOING EVERYTHING I COULD

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NEEDLESS TO SAY, I WAS DOING EVERYTHING I COULD

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NOT TO RUB THE RELATIONSHIP IN TURK'S FACE.

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I COULD PROBABLY DO MORE.

#38

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I COULD PROBABLY DO MORE.

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GOOD MORNING.

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MM. MM.

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MM. MM.

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I'LL SEE YOU AT THE DEPOSITION.

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I'LL TRY NOT TO SPANK YOUR LAWYER

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AS HARD AS I SPANKED HIM LAST NIGHT.

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AS HARD AS I SPANKED HIM LAST NIGHT.

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J.D.: BYE.

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FYI, THERE WAS NO SPANKING LAST NIGHT, OK?

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REALLY?

#49

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REALLY?

#50

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YEAH.

#51

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THEN THIS WON'T HURT.

#52

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(SMACK) NOPE.

#53

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(SMACK) NOPE.

#54

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HIT HIM AGAIN, BABY.

#55

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(SMACK)

#56

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(QUIETLY) WHY?

#57

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(QUIETLY) WHY?

#58

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J.D.: AFTER SPREADING HALF A TUBE

#59

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J.D.: AFTER SPREADING HALF A TUBE

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OF WHAT I THOUGHT WAS BURN OINTMENT ON MY BUTT,

#61

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IT WAS OFF TO WORK.

#62

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(SNIFF SNIFF)

#63

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WHAT SMELLS LIKE VAGISIL?

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NOTHING.

#65

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HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

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HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

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REMEMBER HOW I THOUGHT MR. PETERSON'S BACK PAIN WAS SACROLITIS

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AND YOU SAID IT WASN'T?

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AND YOU SAID IT WASN'T?

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WELL, I WAS RIGHT.

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YEAH, UH, YOU SHOULD NEVER USE SCALDING-HOT COFFEE

#72

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FOR A VICTORY SIP.

#73

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IT'S A BEGINNER'S MISTAKE.

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IT'S A BEGINNER'S MISTAKE.

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(WITH BURNED TONGUE) OH, YEAH? WHAT ARE YOU SO NEGATIVE ABOUT?

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J.D.: OVER THE LAST FEW MONTHS,

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J.D.: OVER THE LAST FEW MONTHS,

#78

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ELLIOT'S COME INTO HER OWN AS A DOCTOR,

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AND NOW THAT HER MENTOR MOLLY IS GONE,

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AND NOW THAT HER MENTOR MOLLY IS GONE,

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SHE WANTS TO PROVE IT WASN'T A FLUKE.

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DR. KELSO, OVER P.A.: ATTENTION, STAFF.

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ONE OF OUR HOSPITAL'S BOARD MEMBERS

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ONE OF OUR HOSPITAL'S BOARD MEMBERS

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IS COMING IN AS A PATIENT.

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THE FIRST DOCTOR TO MY OFFICE GETS TO TREAT HIM.

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THE FIRST DOCTOR TO MY OFFICE GETS TO TREAT HIM.

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J.D.: OF COURSE, AROUND HERE EVERYONE'S LOOKING TO PROVE THEMSELVES.

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DR. KELSO: GO!

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DR. KELSO: GO!

#91

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(FACE SQUEAKS ACROSS GLASS)

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(FACE SQUEAKS ACROSS GLASS)

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AAH! AAH!

#94

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AAH! AAH!

#95

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AAH!

#96

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SO, CRAIG, HOW'S YOUR GRANDMOTHER DOING?

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SO, CRAIG, HOW'S YOUR GRANDMOTHER DOING?

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OH, SHE'S MUCH BETTER NOW. THANKS.

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(DING) IT TURNS OUT IT WAS JUST -

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(DING) IT TURNS OUT IT WAS JUST -

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WHOO-HOO-HOO- HOO-HOO!

#102

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(SLAM) (PAINED) OHH!

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THANKS.

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THANKS.

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OHH!

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OH.

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN #

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# NO, I KNOW #

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# NO, I KNOW #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

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J.D., HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO TURK?

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J.D., HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO TURK?

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YOU TWO ARE SO CLOSE THAT I OCCASIONALLY HAVE NIGHTMARES

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OF YOU RUNNING AWAY TOGETHER.

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WHERE DO WE GO?

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ONE TIME WE WENT TO ASPEN.

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ONE TIME WE WENT TO ASPEN.

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OH, I HOPE IT WAS SUMMER.

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I'M NOT THAT BIG A SKIER.

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GIRLS! I WANT AN EXPLANATION.

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GIRLS! I WANT AN EXPLANATION.

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TURK, TELL HER OUR CODE.

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IF YOU HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN 6 MONTHS,

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IF YOU HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN 6 MONTHS,

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YOU'RE NOT ACCOUNTABLE FOR WHO YOU SLEEP WITH.

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OH, PLEASE. WHEN YOU WERE SINGLE,

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OH, PLEASE. WHEN YOU WERE SINGLE,

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YOU WERE NEVER THAT DESPERATE, WERE YOU?

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(WOMAN AND TURK GIGGLING)

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AAH!

#132

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OH, THAT WAS AMAZING.

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OH, THAT WAS AMAZING.

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(WEAKLY) YES, IT WAS.

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HA HA HA HA.

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HA HA HA HA.

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WE'RE ALL GOD'S CHILDREN IN THE DARK.

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CHRISTOPHER DUNCAN TURK, YOU TELL HIM HOW YOU REALLY FEEL,

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CHRISTOPHER DUNCAN TURK, YOU TELL HIM HOW YOU REALLY FEEL,

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JUST LIKE YOU TOLD ME LAST NIGHT,

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JUST LIKE YOU TOLD ME LAST NIGHT,

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OR I WILL DO IT FOR YOU.

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(STARTING TO CRY)

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(STARTING TO CRY)

#145

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"BABY...

#146

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WHY DOES HE HURT ME SO BA-A-AD?"

#147

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WHY DOES HE HURT ME SO BA-A-AD?"

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I WANT YOU TO STOP SEEING HER.

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FINE.

#150

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FINE.

#151

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BUT I'M ONLY ENDING IT BECAUSE FRIENDS COME FIRST.

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PLUS, YOU ALREADY HAD SEX WITH HER.

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PLUS, YOU ALREADY HAD SEX WITH HER.

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4 1/2 TIMES.

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LATER.

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JORDAN, YOU'RE ON THE BOARD.

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JORDAN, YOU'RE ON THE BOARD.

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WHAT IS THE STORY ON MY PATIENT MR. SUMMERS?

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UH, WELL, STICK, I'M GONNA WARN YOU

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UH, WELL, STICK, I'M GONNA WARN YOU

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THE SAME WAY I WARN PERRY

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EVERY TIME I HAVE MORE THAN 3 SCOTCHES.

#163

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PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR ASS GRABBED.

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PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR ASS GRABBED.

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THAT'S DISTURBING IN, LIKE, 8 DIFFERENT WAYS.

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THAT'S DISTURBING IN, LIKE, 8 DIFFERENT WAYS.

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BARBIE, THE GUY'S A SEXIST PIG.

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HE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE.

#169

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LOOK, I'M NOT THE SAME DOCTOR I WAS 4 YEARS AGO.

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LOOK, I'M NOT THE SAME DOCTOR I WAS 4 YEARS AGO.

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I AM SMARTER AND MORE CONFIDENT AND -

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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

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JUST SKIP THE REST OF YOUR "I'LL SHOW YOU" SPEECH

#175

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AND JUST WALK AWAY IN A HUFF. I'M VERY BUSY.

#176

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AND JUST WALK AWAY IN A HUFF. I'M VERY BUSY.

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(HUFFS)

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THANK YOU.

#179

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THANK YOU.

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SO SHOULD WE START THIS DEPOSITION,

#181

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SO SHOULD WE START THIS DEPOSITION,

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OR DO YOU BOYS JUST WANT TO HAND US A BIG BAG OF MONEY?

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(CHUCKLES) "BIG BAG OF MONEY."

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(CHUCKLES) "BIG BAG OF MONEY."

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YOU AREN'T GONNA FREEZE UP AROUND HER AGAIN, ARE YOU, TED?

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YOU AREN'T GONNA FREEZE UP AROUND HER AGAIN, ARE YOU, TED?

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NO CHANCE. I'M DRUGGED UP.

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PLUS, IF I CONCENTRATE,

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PLUS, IF I CONCENTRATE,

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I THINK I CAN CONTROL THE EXCESSIVE FLOP SWEAT

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I GET THE SECOND SHE SPEAKS.

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I GET THE SECOND SHE SPEAKS.

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TED? YOU READY TO GET STARTED?

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TED? YOU READY TO GET STARTED?

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WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, NEENA.

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WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, NEENA.

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FIRST OFF, I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT THESE CHARGES -

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WE SHOULD TAKE A SHORT RECESS.

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WE SHOULD TAKE A SHORT RECESS.

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BELIEVE ME, YOU'RE BETTER OFF.

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I AGREE.

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I AGREE.

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NOW, MR. KORMAN IS CONTENDING

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THAT THE SHOULDER SURGERY HE RECEIVED

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RUINED HIS TENNIS SERVE.

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RUINED HIS TENNIS SERVE.

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I'D LIKE TO START BY ASKING DR. TURK IF HIS DIABETES

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COULD HAVE AFFECTED HIS PERFORMANCE IN SURGERY?

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COULD HAVE AFFECTED HIS PERFORMANCE IN SURGERY?

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YOU'RE DIABETIC?

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YES. I TOLD YOU THAT.

#212

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YES. I TOLD YOU THAT.

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I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING.

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HOW IS THAT FUNNY?

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WELL, IT'S A VERY SERIOUS DISEASE,

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WELL, IT'S A VERY SERIOUS DISEASE,

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AND I DON'T LIKE YOU.

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HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW HE PLAYS TENNIS?

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HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW HE PLAYS TENNIS?

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LOOK AT HIM. HE'S AWFUL.

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LOOK AT HIM. HE'S AWFUL.

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YOU ARE AWFUL.

#223

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WAIT FOR THE SERVE.

#224

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WAIT FOR THE SERVE.

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(SOUND OF BULLET RICOCHETING) AAH!

#226

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WE'RE SETTLING.

#227

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WE'RE SETTLING.

#228

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I WANT YOU TO KNOW

#229

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I WANT YOU TO KNOW

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THAT I STILL THINK YOU'RE A GREAT DOCTOR,

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AND I'VE BEEN TALKING TO MY RABBI A LOT LATELY

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AND I'VE BEEN TALKING TO MY RABBI A LOT LATELY

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ABOUT ME FINALLY GETTING CIRCUMCISED.

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IT'S NOT A RELIGIOUS THING.

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IT'S MORE FOR THE LADIES.

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IT'S MORE FOR THE LADIES.

#237

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WHAT?

#238

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HEY, NEENA.

#239

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HEY, NEENA.

#240

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(THINKING) GOD HELP ME, I'M GONNA MISS THAT SMILE.

#241

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(THINKING) GOD HELP ME, I'M GONNA MISS THAT SMILE.

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I THINK BECAUSE OF THE WHOLE TURK SITUATION

#243

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WE SHOULD PROBABLY STOP SEEING EACH OTHER.

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WE SHOULD PROBABLY STOP SEEING EACH OTHER.

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NO.

#246

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YOU CAN'T JUST SAY NO. NO IS THE ANSWER TO A QUESTION,

#247

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YOU CAN'T JUST SAY NO. NO IS THE ANSWER TO A QUESTION,

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AND I CLEARLY WASN'T ASKING A QUESTION, NEENA.

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AND I CLEARLY WASN'T ASKING A QUESTION, NEENA.

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I WAS MAKING A DRAMATIC STATEMENT,

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AND I'M SORRY,

#252

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BUT THAT STATEMENT WAS "GOOD-BYE."

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BUT THAT STATEMENT WAS "GOOD-BYE."

#254

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UHH! UHH!

#255

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UHHH!

#256

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UHHH!

#257

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YOU KNOW, ONE OF US IS GONNA TIRE EVENTUALLY.

#258

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UNHH!

#259

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UNHH!

#260

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SO, HOW ARE WE FEELING, MR. SUMMERS?

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SO, HOW ARE WE FEELING, MR. SUMMERS?

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I FEEL LIKE MY EX-WIFE IS STANDING ON MY CHEST...

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I FEEL LIKE MY EX-WIFE IS STANDING ON MY CHEST...

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AND NOT THE PRETTY ONE.

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THE FAT ONE THAT HAD ALL MY KIDS.

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THE FAT ONE THAT HAD ALL MY KIDS.

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FANTASTIC. UH, I'D LIKE TO START BY -

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FANTASTIC. UH, I'D LIKE TO START BY -

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LISTEN, GOLDILOCKS,

#270

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UNLESS THE NEXT 3 WORDS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH

#271

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UNLESS THE NEXT 3 WORDS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH

#272

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ARE SOME COMBINATION OF SPONGE, BATH, AND MY BIG WHITE ASS,

#273

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ARE SOME COMBINATION OF SPONGE, BATH, AND MY BIG WHITE ASS,

#274

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I'M NOT INTERESTED.

#275

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NOW, HOW ABOUT YOU

#276

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NOW, HOW ABOUT YOU

#277

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BE A NICE LITTLE NURSE

#278

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AND GO FIND MY DOCTOR.

#279

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AND GO FIND MY DOCTOR.

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ACTUALLY, SIR -

#281

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HIS NAME IS ELLIOT REID.

#282

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SO, WHAT'S THE WORD?

#283

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SO, WHAT'S THE WORD?

#284

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IS THIS GUY ANY GOOD?

#285

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IS THIS GUY ANY GOOD?

#286

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OH, HE ROCKS.

#287

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BABY, YOU KNOW IF MY MALPRACTICE INSURANCE GOES THROUGH THE ROOF,

#288

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BABY, YOU KNOW IF MY MALPRACTICE INSURANCE GOES THROUGH THE ROOF,

#289

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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE A STEP DOWN LIFESTYLE-WISE.

#290

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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE A STEP DOWN LIFESTYLE-WISE.

#291

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I LIVE IN A TINY APARTMENT WITH MY HUSBAND, HIS BEST FRIEND,

#292

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AND THEIR DEAD STUFFED DOG.

#293

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AND THEIR DEAD STUFFED DOG.

#294

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WHAT'S THE STEP DOWN?

#295

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HEY, COME ON.

#296

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HEY, COME ON.

#297

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ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING THINGS ABOUT YOU

#298

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IS THAT YOU NEVER LET ANYTHING BEAT YOU.

#299

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IS THAT YOU NEVER LET ANYTHING BEAT YOU.

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YEAH, I AM PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.

#301

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YES, YOU ARE, AND DON'T YOU LET ANYTHING ELSE

#302

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YES, YOU ARE, AND DON'T YOU LET ANYTHING ELSE

#303

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GET INTO THAT BEAUTIFUL HEAD OF YOURS.

#304

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OK?

#305

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WHAT COULD GET INTO THIS MAN'S HEAD, BABY?

#306

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WHAT COULD GET INTO THIS MAN'S HEAD, BABY?

#307

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HUH?

#308

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TOUGH DAY, HUH?

#309

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WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?

#310

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WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?

#311

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COME ON. YEAH.

#312

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NEENA, IT'S OVER.

#313

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NO, IT'S NOT.

#314

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IN FACT, I FIND MYSELF ODDLY TURNED ON

#315

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IN FACT, I FIND MYSELF ODDLY TURNED ON

#316

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BY YOUR TIMID, "BABY HORSE STANDING UP FOR THE FIRST TIME"

#317

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STYLE OF LOVE-MAKING.

#318

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STYLE OF LOVE-MAKING.

#319

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FIRST OF ALL, THANK YOU.

#320

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SECONDLY, I TRIED TO BE REASONABLE.

#321

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SECONDLY, I TRIED TO BE REASONABLE.

#322

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NOW, IF YOU WANT TO SEE MY DARK SIDE,

#323

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YOU'RE GONNA SEE MY DARK SIDE.

#324

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AH, TICKLE, TICKLE, TICKLE, TICKLE.

#325

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AH, TICKLE, TICKLE, TICKLE, TICKLE.

#326

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TICKLE, TICKLE,

#327

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YET ANOTHER STRONG MOMENT FOR YOU?

#328

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YET ANOTHER STRONG MOMENT FOR YOU?

#329

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WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL ME HOW THIS ENDS?

#330

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YOU WON'T BREAK UP WITH ME. YOU WILL BETRAY YOUR FRIEND.

#331

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YOU WON'T BREAK UP WITH ME. YOU WILL BETRAY YOUR FRIEND.

#332

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WHAT IS THIS, SOME SORT OF, LIKE, LAWYER MIND TRICK?

#333

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IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

#334

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IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

#335

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I WON'T. I'M LEAVING. SIT DOWN.

#336

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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE SEX WITH ME.

#337

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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE SEX WITH ME.

#338

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I'LL DO NOTHING OF THE SORT.

#339

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AND AS THE ULTIMATE ACT OF BETRAYAL,

#340

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AND AS THE ULTIMATE ACT OF BETRAYAL,

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YOU WILL DO IT ON THE VERY SAME SWEAT-AND-TEAR-SOAKED TABLE

#342

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YOU WILL DO IT ON THE VERY SAME SWEAT-AND-TEAR-SOAKED TABLE

#343

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WHERE I CRUSHED YOUR FRIEND.

#344

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OH...I HATE A DIRTY TABLE.

#345

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OH...I HATE A DIRTY TABLE.

#346

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I LOVE A DIRTY TABLE.

#347

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GOD HELP ME, I DO.

#348

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GOD HELP ME, I DO.

#349

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I DO LOVE A DIRTY TABLE.

#350

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OK, MR. SUMMERS, YOUR EKGS CAME BACK,

#351

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OK, MR. SUMMERS, YOUR EKGS CAME BACK,

#352

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AND DR. REID LIKED WHAT HE SAW.

#353

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AND DR. REID LIKED WHAT HE SAW.

#354

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WHEN THE HELL AM I GETTING OUT OF HERE?

#355

⇓

DR. REID THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ASK THAT

#356

⇓

AND HE HAD AN ANSWER FOR YOU.

#357

⇓

AND HE HAD AN ANSWER FOR YOU.

#358

⇓

SHUT YOUR CAKEHOLE!

#359

⇓

HE ALSO SAID FOR YOU TO STOP PAYING OFF ORDERLIES

#360

⇓

HE ALSO SAID FOR YOU TO STOP PAYING OFF ORDERLIES

#361

⇓

TO SNEAK YOU CHEESEBURGERS, YOU BIG LOAD.

#362

⇓

WOW. HE'S OLD SCHOOL.

#363

⇓

WOW. HE'S OLD SCHOOL.

#364

⇓

LIKE ME.

#365

⇓

HEY!

#366

⇓

HEY!

#367

⇓

THAT BELONGS TO DR. REID.

#368

⇓

SO YOU AND REID...

#369

⇓

YES, WE'RE LOVERS.

#370

⇓

YES, WE'RE LOVERS.

#371

⇓

RED-HOT LOVERS.

#372

⇓

I'M GUESSING HE'S MARRIED?

#373

⇓

I'M GUESSING HE'S MARRIED?

#374

⇓

SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HIM LIKE I DO.

#375

⇓

SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HIM LIKE I DO.

#376

⇓

I LOVE THIS GUY.

#377

⇓

NOT LIKE I DO.

#378

⇓

HEY, TURK'S KIND OF IN A DARK PLACE RIGHT NOW,

#379

⇓

HEY, TURK'S KIND OF IN A DARK PLACE RIGHT NOW,

#380

⇓

SO STAY AWAY FROM HIM, OK?

#381

⇓

NOTHING PERSONAL. YOU'RE JUST AN AWFUL HUMAN BEING.

#382

⇓

NOTHING PERSONAL. YOU'RE JUST AN AWFUL HUMAN BEING.

#383

⇓

OF COURSE.

#384

⇓

BUT, UH...

#385

⇓

WE KIND OF CROSSED PATHS ALREADY.

#386

⇓

WE KIND OF CROSSED PATHS ALREADY.

#387

⇓

LIFE IS POINTLESS, GANDHI,

#388

⇓

AND I'M GONNA LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET.

#389

⇓

AND I'M GONNA LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET.

#390

⇓

THE ONLY THING MORE POINTLESS THAN LIFE ITSELF

#391

⇓

IS BEING A DOCTOR.

#392

⇓

IS BEING A DOCTOR.

#393

⇓

I MEAN, BOTTOM LINE, YOU SPEND 8 YEARS AND 200 GS

#394

⇓

I MEAN, BOTTOM LINE, YOU SPEND 8 YEARS AND 200 GS

#395

⇓

TRYING TO GET THROUGH MED SCHOOL, AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SHOW FOR IT?

#396

⇓

I'LL TELL YOU. A DIPLOMA ON YOUR WALL

#397

⇓

I'LL TELL YOU. A DIPLOMA ON YOUR WALL

#398

⇓

AND A BULL'S-EYE ON YOUR BACK.

#399

⇓

AND YOU REMINDED HIM THAT PEOPLE ARE BASICALLY GOOD?

#400

⇓

AND YOU REMINDED HIM THAT PEOPLE ARE BASICALLY GOOD?

#401

⇓

PEOPLE SUCK. THEY SUCK. AND MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT,

#402

⇓

PEOPLE SUCK. THEY SUCK. AND MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT,

#403

⇓

EVEN SWEET LITTLE OLD LADIES

#404

⇓

ARE LOOKING TO BEND YOU OVER A CHAIR IN COURT.

#405

⇓

ARE LOOKING TO BEND YOU OVER A CHAIR IN COURT.

#406

⇓

COME ON.

#407

⇓

COME ON.

#408

⇓

WE COVERED PEOPLE.

#409

⇓

AND I KNOW YOU WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING

#410

⇓

AND I KNOW YOU WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING

#411

⇓

TO RUIN HIS INNOCENCE.

#412

⇓

YOU SEE, THERE IS A COMPARTMENT IN THE HAT,

#413

⇓

YOU SEE, THERE IS A COMPARTMENT IN THE HAT,

#414

⇓

SO THE STINKIN' RABBIT IS ACTUALLY IN THERE THE WHOLE TIME.

#415

⇓

SO THE STINKIN' RABBIT IS ACTUALLY IN THERE THE WHOLE TIME.

#416

⇓

RIGHT?

#417

⇓

PEOPLE PRETTY MUCH HEAR WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR, OK?

#418

⇓

PEOPLE PRETTY MUCH HEAR WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR, OK?

#419

⇓

WHAT DID YOU DO?

#420

⇓

WHAT DID YOU DO?

#421

⇓

EXCUSE ME.

#422

⇓

MY SON IS INTERESTED IN BECOMING A DOCTOR,

#423

⇓

MY SON IS INTERESTED IN BECOMING A DOCTOR,

#424

⇓

AND I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD TELL HIM WHAT IT'S LIKE.

#425

⇓

I'D LOVE TO. I WOULD LOVE TO.

#426

⇓

I'D LOVE TO. I WOULD LOVE TO.

#427

⇓

DO YOU HAVE A DOG, BOWL CUT?

#428

⇓

WELL,

#429

⇓

WELL,

#430

⇓

I WANT YOU TO FIND A PILE OF ITS BEST WORK

#431

⇓

I WANT YOU TO FIND A PILE OF ITS BEST WORK

#432

⇓

AND ROLL ALL AROUND IN IT.

#433

⇓

SEE, THAT'S HOW IT FEELS TO BE A DOCTOR,

#434

⇓

BECAUSE HERE'S THE DIRTY LITTLE SECRET -

#435

⇓

BECAUSE HERE'S THE DIRTY LITTLE SECRET -

#436

⇓

(QUIETLY) PEOPLE DON'T WANT YOUR HELP.

#437

⇓

THEY WANT YOUR DIGNITY. THEY WANT YOUR PRIDE.

#438

⇓

THEY WANT YOUR DIGNITY. THEY WANT YOUR PRIDE.

#439

⇓

BUT MOSTLY, THEY WANT YOUR MONEY.

#440

⇓

GOOD LUCK IN MED SCHOOL.

#441

⇓

OH.

#442

⇓

OH.

#443

⇓

THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE A MAGIC SHOW,

#444

⇓

THE BUNNY WAS IN THE HAT THE WHOLE TIME.

#445

⇓

THE BUNNY WAS IN THE HAT THE WHOLE TIME.

#446

⇓

PEACE OUT.

#447

⇓

YOU ARE SO DEAD.

#448

⇓

YOU ARE SO DEAD.

#449

⇓

J.D.: YOU CAN ONLY KEEP THE TRUTH HIDDEN FOR SO LONG.

#450

⇓

J.D.: YOU CAN ONLY KEEP THE TRUTH HIDDEN FOR SO LONG.

#451

⇓

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

#452

⇓

I WANT TO MEET THIS DR. REID.

#453

⇓

NO PROBLEM.

#454

⇓

(UNDER HER BREATH) FRICK.

#455

⇓

TURK, WAIT!

#456

⇓

TURK, WAIT!

#457

⇓

LET'S SIT DOWN AND TALK ABOUT THIS.

#458

⇓

J.D.: AND WHEN THE TRUTH COMES OUT,

#459

⇓

J.D.: AND WHEN THE TRUTH COMES OUT,

#460

⇓

IT DOESN'T SET YOU FREE AS MUCH AS YOU'D HOPED.

#461

⇓

HEY, BUDDY.

#462

⇓

J.D.: ESPECIALLY IF IT INVOLVES BETRAYING YOUR BEST FRIEND.

#463

⇓

J.D.: ESPECIALLY IF IT INVOLVES BETRAYING YOUR BEST FRIEND.

#464

⇓

DID WE WIN?

#465

⇓

DID WE WIN?

#466

⇓

HOLD ON, TURK.

#467

⇓

HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF KEEPING YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER?

#468

⇓

HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF KEEPING YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER?

#469

⇓

I WAS JUST KEEPING HER CLOSE, TURK.

#470

⇓

HEY, GANDHI. GANDHI, I THINK WE SHOULD TALK. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

#471

⇓

HEY, GANDHI. GANDHI, I THINK WE SHOULD TALK. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

#472

⇓

J.D.: SURE, DR. COX AND I WERE FEELING GUILTY,

#473

⇓

BUT IF TURK DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, WE WERE IN THE CLEAR.

#474

⇓

BUT IF TURK DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, WE WERE IN THE CLEAR.

#475

⇓

MAY I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU TWO?

#476

⇓

MAY I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU TWO?

#477

⇓

HEY, WHO WANTS TO BE ME?

#478

⇓

HEY, WHO WANTS TO BE ME?

#479

⇓

CRAIG, YOU'RE PROBABLY STILL MAD AT ME. ANYONE ELSE?

#480

⇓

CRAIG, YOU'RE PROBABLY STILL MAD AT ME. ANYONE ELSE?

#481

⇓

DR. REID AT YOUR SERVICE.

#482

⇓

DR. REID AT YOUR SERVICE.

#483

⇓

OK, THAT'S A NO FOR TODD.

#484

⇓

ISN'T THERE ANYONE HERE THAT I CAN TRUST TO BE ME?

#485

⇓

ISN'T THERE ANYONE HERE THAT I CAN TRUST TO BE ME?

#486

⇓

HELLO.

#487

⇓

I'M DR. REID.

#488

⇓

I'M DR. REID.

#489

⇓

DR. ELLIOT REID.

#490

⇓

I'M A DOCTOR.

#491

⇓

(LAUGHS)

#492

⇓

(LAUGHS)

#493

⇓

WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU TWO?

#494

⇓

J.D., YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA BREAK UP WITH NEENA.

#495

⇓

J.D., YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA BREAK UP WITH NEENA.

#496

⇓

I KNOW. BELIEVE ME, THE WHOLE TIME WE WERE HAVING SEX

#497

⇓

I KNOW. BELIEVE ME, THE WHOLE TIME WE WERE HAVING SEX

#498

⇓

I WAS THINKING ABOUT TURK.

#499

⇓

THAT CAME OUT WRONG.

#500

⇓

AND YOU -

#501

⇓

AND YOU -

#502

⇓

WHY DO YOU WANT EVERYBODY IN THIS HOSPITAL

#503

⇓

TO BE AS MISERABLE AS YOU?

#504

⇓

TO BE AS MISERABLE AS YOU?

#505

⇓

HOW COULD YOU NOT GET THIS?

#506

⇓

WHAT DOES MISERY LOVE?

#507

⇓

WHAT DOES MISERY LOVE?

#508

⇓

ALL RIGHT, LOOK -

#509

⇓

COMPANY!

#510

⇓

MISERY LOVES COMPANY!

#511

⇓

MISERY LOVES COMPANY!

#512

⇓

MISERY LOVES COMPANY.

#513

⇓

MISERY LOVES COMPANY.

#514

⇓

OH, GOD.

#515

⇓

OK, SURE, SURE. MAYBE WE DID SCREW UP,

#516

⇓

OK, SURE, SURE. MAYBE WE DID SCREW UP,

#517

⇓

JUST POQUITO,

#518

⇓

BUT COME ON, WE'RE DEFINITELY NOT THE ONES

#519

⇓

THAT YOU WANT TO BE MAD AT.

#520

⇓

THAT YOU WANT TO BE MAD AT.

#521

⇓

OH, YEAH? THEN WHO?

#522

⇓

HIYA, FELLAS.

#523

⇓

MR. SUMMERS,

#524

⇓

I THINK WE CAN SAVE YOUR FOOT.

#525

⇓

IT'S HIS HEART.

#526

⇓

IT'S HIS HEART.

#527

⇓

I KNOW THAT.

#528

⇓

WE'RE CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR TICKER.

#529

⇓

WE'RE CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR TICKER.

#530

⇓

MM-HMM.

#531

⇓

MM-HMM.

#532

⇓

HMM?

#533

⇓

MM.

#534

⇓

MM-HMM.

#535

⇓

MM-HMM.

#536

⇓

HMM.

#537

⇓

AHEM. AHEM!

#538

⇓

AH. YES.

#539

⇓

AH. YES.

#540

⇓

YES, YES.

#541

⇓

WELL, YOUR...

#542

⇓

WELL, YOUR...

#543

⇓

PAPER STRIP LOOKS GOOD.

#544

⇓

BUT...WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LISTEN TO THAT HEART OF YOURS.

#545

⇓

BUT...WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LISTEN TO THAT HEART OF YOURS.

#546

⇓

(TAKES DEEP BREATH)

#547

⇓

AHEM.

#548

⇓

PBBT, PBBT.

#549

⇓

PBBT, PBBT.

#550

⇓

WELL, I'M AFRAID I WAS WRONG.

#551

⇓

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE THAT FOOT.

#552

⇓

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE THAT FOOT.

#553

⇓

AFTER ALL, MISERY LOVES CAMARADERIE.

#554

⇓

AFTER ALL, MISERY LOVES CAMARADERIE.

#555

⇓

LOOK, NEENA -

#556

⇓

IF YOU TALK ABOUT ENDING OUR RELATIONSHIP AGAIN,

#557

⇓

I'LL PUNISH YOU.

#558

⇓

I'LL PUNISH YOU.

#559

⇓

(THINKING) PUNISH ME?

#560

⇓

HOW?

#561

⇓

YOU KNOW WHAT? NOW, THIS IS CRA -

#562

⇓

I AM NOT GONNA GET YOUR NAME TATTOOED ON MY ANKLE, OK?

#563

⇓

I AM NOT GONNA GET YOUR NAME TATTOOED ON MY ANKLE, OK?

#564

⇓

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, ALL RIGHT?

#565

⇓

A MAN HAS TO HAVE HIS LIMITS.

#566

⇓

A MAN HAS TO HAVE HIS LIMITS.

#567

⇓

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

#568

⇓

COME ON.

#569

⇓

J.D.: AND THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED

#570

⇓

I WOULD NEVER BE STRONG ENOUGH TO BREAK NEENA'S HOLD OVER ME.

#571

⇓

I WOULD NEVER BE STRONG ENOUGH TO BREAK NEENA'S HOLD OVER ME.

#572

⇓

I NEEDED HELP.

#573

⇓

I NEEDED SOMEONE WHO WAS EVEN SCARIER THAN SHE WAS.

#574

⇓

I NEEDED A REAL WITCH.

#575

⇓

(SCREAMING)

#576

⇓

IT'S A WITCH!

#577

⇓

IT'S A WITCH!

#578

⇓

EEE HA HA HA HA HA!

#579

⇓

(CHUCKLES)

#580

⇓

(CHUCKLES)

#581

⇓

SOMEBODY MUST HAVE LEFT THIS HERE FROM HALLOWEEN.

#582

⇓

SOMEBODY MUST HAVE LEFT THIS HERE FROM HALLOWEEN.

#583

⇓

GOD, DR. COX IS GONNA GO OFF ON ME.

#584

⇓

THIS'LL BE WORSE THAN THE TIME MY BROTHER BARRY

#585

⇓

THIS'LL BE WORSE THAN THE TIME MY BROTHER BARRY

#586

⇓

CAUGHT ME READING HIS PLAYGIRL MAGAZINES.

#587

⇓

NO. DON'T YOU MEANP LAYBOY?

#588

⇓

NO. DON'T YOU MEANP LAYBOY?

#589

⇓

YES. SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOUR BROTHER'S -

#590

⇓

HAS HE ACTUALLY TOLD YOUR FAMILY THAT -

#591

⇓

HAS HE ACTUALLY TOLD YOUR FAMILY THAT -

#592

⇓

BUT EVERYONE'S POSITIVE THAT HE'S - NO.

#593

⇓

DO YOU THINK HE AND ANOTHER GUY HAVE EVER - YES.

#594

⇓

NO MORE QUESTIONS. MM-MMM.

#595

⇓

NO MORE QUESTIONS. MM-MMM.

#596

⇓

ELLIOT, IF YOU CAN HANDLE THAT SEXIST DIRTBAG IN THERE,

#597

⇓

ELLIOT, IF YOU CAN HANDLE THAT SEXIST DIRTBAG IN THERE,

#598

⇓

YOU CAN CERTAINLY HANDLE PERRY.

#599

⇓

WHY ARE YOU BEING NICE TO ME?

#600

⇓

WHY ARE YOU BEING NICE TO ME?

#601

⇓

OK. PERRY OCCASIONALLY TALKS TO ME AT HOME,

#602

⇓

AND HE TOLD ME THAT YOU DON'T NEED HIM AS MUCH ANYMORE,

#603

⇓

AND HE TOLD ME THAT YOU DON'T NEED HIM AS MUCH ANYMORE,

#604

⇓

AND IT ANNOYS THE HELL OUT OF HIM,

#605

⇓

WHICH, OF COURSE, GIVES ME ENDLESS ENJOYMENT.

#606

⇓

WHICH, OF COURSE, GIVES ME ENDLESS ENJOYMENT.

#607

⇓

DON'T GO BACKWARDS. OWN WHAT YOU DID WITH MR. SUMMERS.

#608

⇓

DON'T GO BACKWARDS. OWN WHAT YOU DID WITH MR. SUMMERS.

#609

⇓

YOU ARE SO MUCH STRONGER THAN ALL THE OTHER IDIOT RESIDENTS AROUND HERE.

#610

⇓

YOU ARE SO MUCH STRONGER THAN ALL THE OTHER IDIOT RESIDENTS AROUND HERE.

#611

⇓

REALLY?

#612

⇓

UH, JORDAN,

#613

⇓

I NEED YOU TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEBODY FOR ME.

#614

⇓

I NEED YOU TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEBODY FOR ME.

#615

⇓

REALLY.

#616

⇓

HEY, THERE'S NO PIE HERE.

#617

⇓

HEY, THERE'S NO PIE HERE.

#618

⇓

OH, MY GOD!

#619

⇓

OH, YOU TWO ARE GONNA KILL ME.

#620

⇓

OH, YOU TWO ARE GONNA KILL ME.

#621

⇓

NOBODY'S GONNA KILL YOU.

#622

⇓

HI. I'M DR. NOBODY.

#623

⇓

HI. I'M DR. NOBODY.

#624

⇓

OH, I SEE. THIS IS YOUR HIPPOCRATIC OATH?

#625

⇓

SCHOOLYARD THREATS?

#626

⇓

SERIOUSLY, IS THERE NO PIE?

#627

⇓

SERIOUSLY, IS THERE NO PIE?

#628

⇓

CARLA: LOOK, TURK,

#629

⇓

I KNOW YOU FEEL LIKE YOU DID RIGHT BY HIM,

#630

⇓

I KNOW YOU FEEL LIKE YOU DID RIGHT BY HIM,

#631

⇓

BUT YOU HAVE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT MR. KORMAN HERE

#632

⇓

FEELS LIKE YOU LET HIM DOWN.

#633

⇓

FEELS LIKE YOU LET HIM DOWN.

#634

⇓

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

#635

⇓

I DON'T FEEL THAT WAY.

#636

⇓

I DON'T FEEL THAT WAY.

#637

⇓

I KNOW YOU DID THE BEST JOB YOU COULD.

#638

⇓

BUT THERE'S SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME.

#639

⇓

BUT THERE'S SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME.

#640

⇓

PEOPLE HATE ME.

#641

⇓

PEOPLE HATE ME.

#642

⇓

BUT IN TENNIS,

#643

⇓

THEY'RE FORCED TO INTERACT.

#644

⇓

SO...

#645

⇓

SO...

#646

⇓

FOR 3 HOURS 2 SUNDAYS A MONTH...

#647

⇓

I HAVE FRIENDS.

#648

⇓

I HAVE FRIENDS.

#649

⇓

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

#650

⇓

SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU THINK

#651

⇓

SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU THINK

#652

⇓

MY HUSBAND DID A GREAT JOB,

#653

⇓

YOU'VE DECIDED TO CRUSH HIS SPIRIT

#654

⇓

YOU'VE DECIDED TO CRUSH HIS SPIRIT

#655

⇓

BY PUTTING A PERMANENT BLACK MARK ON HIS MEDICAL RECORD

#656

⇓

OVER A TENNIS GAME?

#657

⇓

OVER A TENNIS GAME?

#658

⇓

I FEAR I'VE SAID TOO MUCH.

#659

⇓

OK, THIS WOMAN IS HORRIFYING, SO DON'T PANIC.

#660

⇓

OK, THIS WOMAN IS HORRIFYING, SO DON'T PANIC.

#661

⇓

I'LL BE FINE.

#662

⇓

I WAS TALKING TO MYSELF.

#663

⇓

OH, THERE YOU ARE. GO GET IN THE BACKSEAT OF MY CAR

#664

⇓

OH, THERE YOU ARE. GO GET IN THE BACKSEAT OF MY CAR

#665

⇓

AND LIE DOWN ON THE FLOOR.

#666

⇓

BACK. OK.

#667

⇓

NINA. WORD?

#668

⇓

NINA. WORD?

#669

⇓

(THINKING) OH, IT'S SO ON.

#670

⇓

YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY,

#671

⇓

SAY IT.

#672

⇓

SAY IT.

#673

⇓

J.D.: THE THING ABOUT STRONG WOMEN -

#674

⇓

J.D.: THE THING ABOUT STRONG WOMEN -

#675

⇓

IF YOU CALL THEM OUT, THEY'RE GONNA GIVE YOU A PIECE OF THEIR MIND.

#676

⇓

I SHOULD'VE KNOWN, BARBIE.

#677

⇓

HELL, YOU HAVE BEEN IMPERSONATING A DOCTOR

#678

⇓

SINCE THE FIRST DAY YOU GOT HERE.

#679

⇓

SINCE THE FIRST DAY YOU GOT HERE.

#680

⇓

LOOK, I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO TO TREAT THIS GUY.

#681

⇓

AND AS FAR AS ME BEING SCARED

#682

⇓

AND AS FAR AS ME BEING SCARED

#683

⇓

ABOUT YOU TELLING HIM THAT I'M FULL OF CRAP -

#684

⇓

HEY, JERKWAD! I'M DR. REID!

#685

⇓

HEY, JERKWAD! I'M DR. REID!

#686

⇓

SUMMERS: WHAT?!

#687

⇓

OH, AND BY THE WAY,

#688

⇓

I HAD A LITTLE CHAT WITH YOUR WIFE.

#689

⇓

I HAD A LITTLE CHAT WITH YOUR WIFE.

#690

⇓

I KNOW I'M IN YOUR HEAD.

#691

⇓

IT TOOK ME 3 YEARS TO MOVE IN AND I'M NOT MOVING OUT.

#692

⇓

IT TOOK ME 3 YEARS TO MOVE IN AND I'M NOT MOVING OUT.

#693

⇓

HERE'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

#694

⇓

HERE'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

#695

⇓

YOU'RE GONNA DROP THIS LAWSUIT BECAUSE IT'S WRONG AND YOU KNOW IT,

#696

⇓

BUT ALSO BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T,

#697

⇓

BUT ALSO BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T,

#698

⇓

I'M GONNA POUND THE PLAID RIGHT OFF THAT SHIRT

#699

⇓

AND MAKE IT SO THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL BE ABLE TO EAT PIE

#700

⇓

AND MAKE IT SO THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL BE ABLE TO EAT PIE

#701

⇓

IS THROUGH A STRAW.

#702

⇓

YOU COME IN HERE AND WALK AROUND

#703

⇓

YOU COME IN HERE AND WALK AROUND

#704

⇓

LIKE YOU'RE THE QUEEN BEE?

#705

⇓

GUESS WHAT, MISSY. THIS IS MY HOUSE.

#706

⇓

GUESS WHAT, MISSY. THIS IS MY HOUSE.

#707

⇓

YOU AND MR. CHESTLESS HERE ARE OVER.

#708

⇓

SO MOVE ON. 'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T,

#709

⇓

SO MOVE ON. 'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T,

#710

⇓

I'M GONNA TURN YOUR LITTLE LAME LIAISON INTO A THREESOME

#711

⇓

I'M GONNA TURN YOUR LITTLE LAME LIAISON INTO A THREESOME

#712

⇓

STARRING YOURS TRULY.

#713

⇓

(SOFTLY) AND I DON'T KISS NICE.

#714

⇓

(SOFTLY) AND I DON'T KISS NICE.

#715

⇓

HYAH!

#716

⇓

HUNH!

#717

⇓

HUNH!

#718

⇓

HYAH!

#719

⇓

HYAH!

#720

⇓

J.D.: AND JUST LIKE THAT, WE ALL KNEW WHO HAD WON.

#721

⇓

OUCH.

#722

⇓

OUCH.

#723

⇓

(THUD)

#724

⇓

YEAH!

#725

⇓

OK. FINE. IT'S OVER.

#726

⇓

OK. FINE. IT'S OVER.

#727

⇓

(THINKING) I'M FREE?

#728

⇓

(THINKING) I'M FREE?

#729

⇓

HEY, YOU. GO GET IN THE BACK OF MY CAR.

#730

⇓

AWESOME.

#731

⇓

AWESOME.

#732

⇓

(CRASH)

#733

⇓

WOW.

#734

⇓

THANKS, JORDAN.

#735

⇓

THANKS, JORDAN.

#736

⇓

I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.

#737

⇓

NOT SO FAST.

#738

⇓

YOU'RE MY BITCH NOW.

#739

⇓

YOU'RE MY BITCH NOW.

#740

⇓

JORDAN'S MAKING ME STRETCH OUT HER NEW JEANS.

#741

⇓

AH, CRY ME A RIVER.

#742

⇓

YOU KNOW WHAT GANDHI'S WIFE MADE ME DO THIS AFTERNOON

#743

⇓

YOU KNOW WHAT GANDHI'S WIFE MADE ME DO THIS AFTERNOON

#744

⇓

BECAUSE I SUPPOSEDLY CRUSHED HIS SPIRIT?

#745

⇓

WHAT?

#746

⇓

EVER SINCE THE SURGERY, I'VE BEEN SERVING LEFTY.

#747

⇓

EVER SINCE THE SURGERY, I'VE BEEN SERVING LEFTY.

#748

⇓

A LITTLE UNPREDICTABLE,

#749

⇓

BUT I'M GETTING SOME GOOD HEAT.

#750

⇓

BUT I'M GETTING SOME GOOD HEAT.

#751

⇓

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT.

#752

⇓

OHH! (POW!)

#753

⇓

HIT YOU ON THE FLY!

#754

⇓

15-LOVE!

#755

⇓

15-LOVE!

#756

⇓

(GROAN) (GROAN)

#757

⇓

TURK, I'M SORRY ABOUT NEENA.

#758

⇓

TURK, I'M SORRY ABOUT NEENA.

#759

⇓

AH, IT'S OK, MAN.

#760

⇓

SHE'S A WOMAN. I UNDERSTAND.

#761

⇓

J.D.: AND THE TRUTH WAS HE DID UNDERSTAND.

#762

⇓

J.D.: AND THE TRUTH WAS HE DID UNDERSTAND.

#763

⇓

NO MATTER HOW MUCH WE LIKE TO PRETEND OTHERWISE,

#764

⇓

NO MATTER HOW MUCH WE LIKE TO PRETEND OTHERWISE,

#765

⇓

STRONG, CONFIDENT WOMEN WILL ALWAYS HAVE THE POWER OVER US.

#766

⇓

STRONG, CONFIDENT WOMEN WILL ALWAYS HAVE THE POWER OVER US.

#767

⇓

WHETHER THEY'RE FIGHTING FOR RESPECT...

#768

⇓

OR FIGHTING FOR THEIR MAN...

#769

⇓

OR FIGHTING FOR THEIR MAN...

#770

⇓

OR EVEN JUST FIGHTING FOR THE HELL OF IT.

#771

⇓

OR EVEN JUST FIGHTING FOR THE HELL OF IT.

#772

⇓

STRONG WOMEN MAKE ALL GUYS FEEL THE SAME WAY.

#773

⇓

(ADULT VOICE) JORDAN LOOKS MAD. I SHOULD GO.

#774

⇓

(ADULT VOICE) JORDAN LOOKS MAD. I SHOULD GO.

#775

⇓

I HAVE TO PICK UP CARLA'S DRY CLEANING.

#776

⇓

I HAVE TO PICK UP CARLA'S DRY CLEANING.

#777

⇓

WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

#778

⇓

WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

#779

⇓

(J.D. THINKING) OH, NO.

#780

⇓

I HEARD FROM A RELIABLE SOURCE

#781

⇓

THAT YOU WANT TO LIVE IN A DUMPSTER.

#782

⇓

THAT YOU WANT TO LIVE IN A DUMPSTER.

#783

⇓

I CAN ARRANGE THAT.

#784

⇓

I KNOW A PERFECT NEIGHBOURHOOD.

#785

⇓

I KNOW A PERFECT NEIGHBOURHOOD.

#786

⇓

EDITED BY ACCESS INNOVATION MEDIA WWW.AI-MEDIA.TV

#787

⇓

EDITED BY ACCESS INNOVATION MEDIA WWW.AI-MEDIA.TV

#788

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