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Season 4, Episode 9 — My Malpractical Decision

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Scrubs

Episode title: My Malpractical Decision

Air date: November 09, 2004

Director: Gail Mancuso

Top billed cast: Zach Braff, Donald Faison, John C. McGinley, Sarah Chalke, Judy Reyes, Ken Jenkins

J.D. is approached by a malpractice attorney, asking him to do a risky procedure on her father. Meanwhile, Elliot guides Doug to a new career path and Turk struggles to avoid a hypochondriac patient.

Source: TMDB

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DOUG: HEY, J.D.

doug

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JUST PREPPIN' MR. HOVEY FOR BRAIN SURGERY.

brain surgery

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JUST PREPPIN' MR. HOVEY FOR BRAIN SURGERY.

brain surgery

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DOUG, MR. HOVEY'S HAVIN' ROTATOR CUFF SURGERY.

cuff doug havin surgery

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WHAT'D YOU DO TO MY HAIR?

hair whatd

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WHAT'D YOU DO TO MY HAIR?

hair whatd

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NOTHIN'.

nothin

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COOL HALF-FRO.

cool half

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WHAT?!

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WHAT?!

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OH, THANK GOD.

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(THINKING) IT'S A GOOD THING HE COULDN'T GO LEFT.

left thinking

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(THINKING) IT'S A GOOD THING HE COULDN'T GO LEFT.

left thinking

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BECAUSE THE LAST THING YOU NEED IN THE I.C.U.

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IS SOMEONE FLYIN' OFF THE HANDLE.

handle

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IS SOMEONE FLYIN' OFF THE HANDLE.

handle

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SHORE IT UP, PEOPLE. NEENA BRODERICK'S IN THE BUILDING.

building neena shore

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WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! (GASPS EMOTIONALLY)

emotionally gasps

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WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! (GASPS EMOTIONALLY)

emotionally gasps

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J.D. NARRATING: AS TACTLESS AS IT WAS TO YELL THAT

narrating yell

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IN A ROOM FULL OF VERY SICK PEOPLE,

full room room-full sick

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IN A ROOM FULL OF VERY SICK PEOPLE,

full room room-full sick

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TED HAD A POINT.

point

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SEE, NEENA BRODERICK IS THE SCARIEST

broderick neena scariest

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SEE, NEENA BRODERICK IS THE SCARIEST

broderick neena scariest

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MALPRACTICE ATTORNEY IN THE CITY.

attorney city malpractice malpractice-attorney

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J.D. NARRATING: SHE SEEMED TO CREATE PROBLEMS WHERE THERE WERE NONE.

create narrating problems seemed

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GRANDMA WAS 102. IT WAS HER TIME TO GO.

grandma

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GRANDMA WAS 102. IT WAS HER TIME TO GO.

grandma

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YOU KILLED HER, AND YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR IT!

killed

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YOU KILLED HER, AND YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR IT!

killed

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SHAPE THIS PLACE UP,

place shape

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AND FOR GOD'S SAKES, GET MURPHY OUTTA HERE.

gods gods-sakes murphy outta sakes

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AND FOR GOD'S SAKES, GET MURPHY OUTTA HERE.

gods gods-sakes murphy outta sakes

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DON'T WORRY, DOUG. YOU'RE A GOOD DOCTOR.

doctor doug worry

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DON'T WORRY, DOUG. YOU'RE A GOOD DOCTOR.

doctor doug worry

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I KNOW.

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AAH!

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HURRY!

hurry

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UNH!

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AAAHHH!

aaahhh

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AAAHHH!

aaahhh

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UNH!

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HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO STAY UP HERE?

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JUST UNTIL I FINISH PRETENDING TO READ THE NEWSPAPER.

finish newspaper pretending read

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JUST UNTIL I FINISH PRETENDING TO READ THE NEWSPAPER.

finish newspaper pretending read

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HMM. APPARENTLY THERE WAS

apparently

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HMM. APPARENTLY THERE WAS

apparently

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SOME SORT OF ELECTION HELD RECENTLY.

election held recently

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(THINKING) OR WE COULD JUST ASK HIM TO LEAVE.

thinking

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UNH. COME ON, DOUG. LET'S GO GET SOME COFFEE.

coffee doug

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UNH. COME ON, DOUG. LET'S GO GET SOME COFFEE.

coffee doug

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MS. BRODERICK.

broderick

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MS. BRODERICK.

broderick

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BOB.

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OH, HI, TED. HOW'S YOUR WIFE DOING?

wife

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OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

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I FORGOT. YOU FREEZE UP AROUND ME. OK.

forgot freeze

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I FORGOT. YOU FREEZE UP AROUND ME. OK.

forgot freeze

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WELL, I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT ON THE 18TH.

court

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(THINKING) TED'S POSSUM-LIKE DEFENCE MECHANISM

defence defence-mechanism mechanism possum teds thinking

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(THINKING) TED'S POSSUM-LIKE DEFENCE MECHANISM

defence defence-mechanism mechanism possum teds thinking

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WAS ACTUALLY QUITE BRILLIANT.

brilliant

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HELLO, NEENA. WE GOT DIVORCED, ACTUALLY.

divorced neena

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HELLO, NEENA. WE GOT DIVORCED, ACTUALLY.

divorced neena

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I'LL -SEE YOU -IN COURT ON THE 18TH!

court

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I'LL -SEE YOU -IN COURT ON THE 18TH!

court

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(NARRATING) EVERYBODY AROUND HERE

everybody narrating

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HAD THE SENSE TO STAY UNDER THE RADAR

radar sense

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WHEN NEENA BRODERICK WAS AROUND.

broderick neena

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WHEN NEENA BRODERICK WAS AROUND.

broderick neena

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WELL, ALMOST EVERYBODY.

everybody

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(WHISTLES) I'M ON A SCAVENGER HUNT,

hunt scavenger whistles

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(WHISTLES) I'M ON A SCAVENGER HUNT,

hunt scavenger whistles

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AND I NEED TO FIND A BLACK-HAIRED, SOULLESS BOTTOM FEEDER.

black bottom feeder haired soulless

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AND I NEED TO FIND A BLACK-HAIRED, SOULLESS BOTTOM FEEDER.

black bottom feeder haired soulless

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OH. HI, NEENA.

neena

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HOW IRONIC.

ironic

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BECAUSE WHAT I NEED IS A BURNED-OUT, PERMED-UP DOCTOR

burned doctor

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BECAUSE WHAT I NEED IS A BURNED-OUT, PERMED-UP DOCTOR

burned doctor

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-WITH A GOD COMPLEX -AND A DRINKING PROBLEM.

complex drinking drinking-problem problem

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DON'T LISTEN TO HER. MOST GUYS WOULD KILL FOR THOSE CURLS.

curls kill

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DON'T LISTEN TO HER. MOST GUYS WOULD KILL FOR THOSE CURLS.

curls kill

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STRAIGHTEN UP, NEWBIE, AND I MEAN THAT IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD.

newbie sense straighten word

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STRAIGHTEN UP, NEWBIE, AND I MEAN THAT IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD.

newbie sense straighten word

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-THIS WOMAN -IS PURE MOLTEN EVIL.

evil molten pure woman

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GOT IT.

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GOT IT.

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HOW DO YOU EVEN LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR

mirror

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KNOWING THAT YOU ARE RUINING AMERICAN MEDICINE?

american knowing medicine ruining

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KNOWING THAT YOU ARE RUINING AMERICAN MEDICINE?

american knowing medicine ruining

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FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS SCARE PROSPECTIVE...

lawsuits scare

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SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH.

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SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH.

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DON'T YOU EVEN FEEL THE LEAST BIT -

least

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SHH. PERRY,

perry

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SHH. PERRY,

perry

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IF YOU WANT ME TO SHED A TEAR

shed tear

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ABOUT THE CURRENT STATUS OF OUR MEDICAL SYSTEM,

current medical status system

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ABOUT THE CURRENT STATUS OF OUR MEDICAL SYSTEM,

current medical status system

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I'M GONNA HAVE TO BORROW A SCALPEL

borrow scalpel

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AND DIG IT DEEP INTO MY ARM.

deep

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BECAUSE HERE'S A SECRET...

secret

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BECAUSE HERE'S A SECRET...

secret

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(WHISPERS) I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING THAT YOU THINK ABOUT. ANYTHING.

care whispers

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OH, HO, AH.

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J.D., BIG NEWS.

news

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J.D., BIG NEWS.

news

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GUESS WHAT MY NEW CELL PHONE NUMBER SPELLS.

cell cell-phone cell-phone-number number phone phone-number

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-WHY'D YOU GET -A NEW CELL PHONE NUMBER?

cell cell-phone cell-phone-number number phone phone-number whyd

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-WHY'D YOU GET -A NEW CELL PHONE NUMBER?

cell cell-phone cell-phone-number number phone phone-number whyd

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YOUR OLD NUMBER SPELLED "KFNMPAH."

number spelled

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YEAH, WELL, THIS ONE'S 916 "CALL TURK."

ones turk

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YEAH, WELL, THIS ONE'S 916 "CALL TURK."

ones turk

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YEAH, SO NOW ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS "CALL TURK."

turk

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER THAT?

remember supposed

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER THAT?

remember supposed

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I'M BEGGING YOU, STICK WITH "KFNMPAH."

begging stick

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COME ON, MAN. THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME

best happened

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BESIDES GETTING MARRIED.

besides married

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BESIDES GETTING MARRIED.

besides married

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SHE'S NOT HERE.

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IT'S THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME!

best happened

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BUT "CALL TURK" IS 8 NUMBERS.

numbers turk

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BUT "CALL TURK" IS 8 NUMBERS.

numbers turk

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I KNOW. ACTUALLY, IT'S JUST "CALL TUR."

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BUT I'M HOPING PEOPLE WILL DIAL THE "K" ANYWAY.

dial hoping

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BUT I'M HOPING PEOPLE WILL DIAL THE "K" ANYWAY.

dial hoping

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I'LL ALWAYS DIAL THE "K" FOR YOU.

dial

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I'LL ALWAYS DIAL THE "K" FOR YOU.

dial

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YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND, AND THAT IS WHY I DID THIS FOR YOU.

friend

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NO, WAIT. THERE'S MORE.

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NO, WAIT. THERE'S MORE.

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HA. AWESOME.

awesome

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HA. AWESOME.

awesome

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OH, NO, NO, NO. IT'S NOT OVER YET.

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SO YOU'RE THE ONE.

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HA. COME HERE, YOU BIG BROWN BEAR.

bear brown brown-bear

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HA. COME HERE, YOU BIG BROWN BEAR.

bear brown brown-bear

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HA!

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J.D., NARRATING: AND JUST LIKE THAT,

narrating

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J.D., NARRATING: AND JUST LIKE THAT,

narrating

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IT TURNED INTO A GREAT DAY.

turned

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I'LL TAKE THE LEAD ON THIS ONE.

lead

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HE'S ALL YOURS.

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HE'S ALL YOURS.

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MR. STEEL, FIRST NAME "MAN OF."

name steel

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YOU'RE DONE. MR. STEEL, YOU PASSED OUT.

passed steel

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YOU'RE DONE. MR. STEEL, YOU PASSED OUT.

passed steel

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SO WE'RE GONNA GO AHEAD AND WATCH YOU CLOSELY FOR ARRHYTHMIA.

ahead arrhythmia closely go-ahead watch

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BUT WE DON'T FORESEE ANY BIG PROBLEMS.

problems

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BUT WE DON'T FORESEE ANY BIG PROBLEMS.

problems

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HI, DADDY.

daddy

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN #

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN #

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# NO, I KNOW #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

superman

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

superman

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

superman

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

superman

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I GOTTA GO.

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IF I'M AROUND THAT SEA HAG

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FOR MORE THAN 10 SECONDS,

seconds

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FOR MORE THAN 10 SECONDS,

seconds

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MY THROAT CLOSES UP.

closes throat

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PAGE ME IF YOU NEED ME.

page

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NEED YOU? PERRY, PLEASE, I GOT THIS ONE.

perry

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NEED YOU? PERRY, PLEASE, I GOT THIS ONE.

perry

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ARE YOU DR. DORIAN?

dorian

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(PAGER BEEPS)

beeps pager pager-beeps

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(PAGER BEEPS)

beeps pager pager-beeps

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(WHISPERS) SHE WAS ALL OVER ME.

whispers

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(WHISPERS) SHE WAS ALL OVER ME.

whispers

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I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT MY FATHER.

father questions

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YOUR FATHER HAS SYNCOPY IN -

father

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YOUR FATHER HAS SYNCOPY IN -

father

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PER. I'M BACK IN. YOU SEE, NEENA,

neena

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THE HEART IS LIKE A BIG, INFLATABLE HOUSE.

heart house inflatable

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THE HEART IS LIKE A BIG, INFLATABLE HOUSE.

heart house inflatable

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NOW, ON THE BOTTOM FLOOR ARE THESE 2 ROOMS OR VENTRICLES.

bottom floor rooms

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NOW, ON THE BOTTOM FLOOR ARE THESE 2 ROOMS OR VENTRICLES.

bottom floor rooms

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NOW, THESE VENTRICLES OR "ROOMS..."

rooms

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SYNCOPY IN THE SETTING OF SEVERE LV SYSTOLIC DYSFUNCTION

dysfunction setting severe

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INDICATES A HIGH RISK OF ARRHYTHMIA.

arrhythmia indicates risk

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SO THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION

action best course

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SO THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION

action best course

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WOULD PROBABLY BE AN IMPLANTABLE DEFIBRILLATOR.

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I'M A MEDICAL MALPRACTICE ATTORNEY,

attorney malpractice malpractice-attorney medical

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I'M A MEDICAL MALPRACTICE ATTORNEY,

attorney malpractice malpractice-attorney medical

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AND I AM MUCH... MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU.

smarter

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AND I AM MUCH... MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU.

smarter

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THERE ARE, LIKE, "ROOMS."

rooms

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PERRY: OK, MISSY,

missy perry

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PERRY: OK, MISSY,

missy perry

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KNOWING DAMN SURE THAT YOU'LL SUE US

knowing

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IF THE SLIGHTEST THING SHOULD GO WRONG

slightest

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WITH THIS ELECTIVE PROCEDURE,

elective procedure

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WITH THIS ELECTIVE PROCEDURE,

elective procedure

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WE'RE GONNA GO AHEAD AND ELECT NOT TO DO IT.

ahead elect go-ahead

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WE'RE GONNA GO AHEAD AND ELECT NOT TO DO IT.

ahead elect go-ahead

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YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

↓

REALLY? BOB!

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HOSPITALS CAN REFUSE TREATMENT ON A NON-EMERGENCY PATIENT.

emergency hospitals patient refuse treatment

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HOSPITALS CAN REFUSE TREATMENT ON A NON-EMERGENCY PATIENT.

emergency hospitals patient refuse treatment

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HERE'S A LIST OF PLACES WE CAN REFER YOU TO.

list places refer

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HERE'S A LIST OF PLACES WE CAN REFER YOU TO.

list places refer

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THANKS FOR PLAYING.

playing thanks

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GIVE THAT A GOOD LOOK.

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LIKE I SAID...ROOMS.

rooms

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LIKE I SAID...ROOMS.

rooms

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WHAT KIND OF PERSON WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS?

person

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WHAT KIND OF PERSON WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS?

person

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THAT'S A VERY UNFORTUNATE HAND PLACEMENT FOR YOU.

hand placement unfortunate

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THIS IS A VERY COMMON HAND SIZE.

common hand size

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THIS IS A VERY COMMON HAND SIZE.

common hand size

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GOTTA GO.

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YEAH, AND KELSO WANTS ME TO KEEP HIDING DOUG

doug hiding kelso kelso-wants wants

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YEAH, AND KELSO WANTS ME TO KEEP HIDING DOUG

doug hiding kelso kelso-wants wants

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UNTIL THAT ATTORNEY LEAVES.

attorney leaves

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ISN'T THAT RIDICULOUS?

ridiculous

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ELLIOT, THE MAN TRIED TO ELECTROCUTE ME AN HOUR AGO.

elliot hour tried

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ELLIOT, THE MAN TRIED TO ELECTROCUTE ME AN HOUR AGO.

elliot hour tried

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ALL I CARE ABOUT IS WHETHER OR NOT THIS TWITCH GOES AWAY.

care whether

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ALL I CARE ABOUT IS WHETHER OR NOT THIS TWITCH GOES AWAY.

care whether

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YOU SHOULD TAKE DOUG DOWN TO THE MORGUE.

doug morgue

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THE WORST HE COULD DO THERE

worst

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IS BRING SOMEBODY BACK TO LIFE. HA HA.

bring life somebody

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CARLA, WHEN I BECAME CHIEF RESIDENT,

became carla chief chief-resident resident

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CARLA, WHEN I BECAME CHIEF RESIDENT,

became carla chief chief-resident resident

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I WROTE A PLEDGE TO MYSELF.

pledge wrote

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AND YOU KNOW WHAT IT SAID?

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MM-MMM.

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MM-MMM.

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IT SAID, "DANCE LIKE NOBODY IS WATCHING."

dance nobody watching

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WHICH I DO CONSTANTLY IN MY LIVING ROOM

constantly living living-room room

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WHICH I DO CONSTANTLY IN MY LIVING ROOM

constantly living living-room room

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WITH THE SHADES CLOSED JUST IN CASE SOMEBODY IS WATCHING.

case closed shades somebody watching

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BUT IT ALSO SAID NOT TO HIDE PROBLEMS AWAY.

hide problems

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BUT IT ALSO SAID NOT TO HIDE PROBLEMS AWAY.

hide problems

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SO, NO. I'M NOT GONNA GO AND HIDE DOUG

doug hide

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DOWN IN THE MORGUE.

morgue

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DOWN IN THE MORGUE.

morgue

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I'M NOT SURE

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IF I'M SUPPOSED TO GIVE THIS TO SOMEONE

supposed

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OR IF I TOOK THIS FROM SOMEONE.

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OR IF I TOOK THIS FROM SOMEONE.

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BUT I GOT A BAG OF BLOOD.

blood

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SO, DOUG, THIS THE MORGUE.

doug morgue

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SO, DOUG, THIS THE MORGUE.

doug morgue

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(CLATTER)

clatter

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(DOOR SLAMS)

door door-slams slams

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HMM. THAT'S CUTE, THE LITTLE TOE TAG -

cute

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HMM. THAT'S CUTE, THE LITTLE TOE TAG -

cute

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LIKE A PRESENT.

present

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LIKE A PRESENT.

present

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MR. KORMAN, A NURSE SAID THIS WAS A FULL-ON EMERGENCY.

emergency full korman nurse

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MR. KORMAN, A NURSE SAID THIS WAS A FULL-ON EMERGENCY.

emergency full korman nurse

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I JUST CAME FROM THE COURTS.

courts

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IT'S BEEN 6 WEEKS SINCE YOU DID MY SHOULDER SURGERY,

shoulder surgery weeks

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IT'S BEEN 6 WEEKS SINCE YOU DID MY SHOULDER SURGERY,

shoulder surgery weeks

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AND MY SERVE STILL HAS NO POP, NO ZIP, I TELL YA.

serve

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YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND

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YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND

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THAT THIS IS A HEALING PROCESS.

healing process

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WHO INVITED NURSE TWITCHY?

invited nurse

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OK, MR. KORMAN, FOR THE...

korman

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OK, MR. KORMAN, FOR THE...

korman

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HOW MANY VISITS IS THIS?

visits

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27.

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OK, FOR THE 27TH TIME,

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OK, FOR THE 27TH TIME,

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I'M GONNA ASK YOU TO DO YOUR THERAPY

therapy

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AND JUST BE PATIENT.

patient

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I HAVE A SINGLES MATCH

match singles

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I HAVE A SINGLES MATCH

match singles

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AGAINST MY MOTHER ON MONDAY.

monday mother

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I LOSE TO HER, I LOSE MY PRIDE.

lose pride

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I LOSE TO HER, I LOSE MY PRIDE.

lose pride

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I'M ASSUMING THESE Q-TIPS ARE COMPLIMENTARY.

assuming complimentary tips

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I'M ASSUMING THESE Q-TIPS ARE COMPLIMENTARY.

assuming complimentary tips

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DR. DORIAN.

dorian

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(THINKING) OK, JUST STAY CALM.

calm thinking

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YOU CAN HANDLE THIS.

handle

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SHE CAN'T BE THAT MUCH OF A BALL-BUSTER.

ball buster

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SHE CAN'T BE THAT MUCH OF A BALL-BUSTER.

ball buster

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UNH!

↓

UNH!

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# ONE #

↓

# SINGULAR SENSATION # UNH!

sensation

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# SINGULAR SENSATION # UNH!

sensation

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# EVERY LITTLE STEP SHE TAKES #

step takes

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# ONE # AAH!

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AAH! # THRILLING COMBINATION #

combination thrilling

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# EVERY MOVE THAT SHE MAKES #

makes

↓

# EVERY MOVE THAT SHE MAKES #

makes

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UNH! UNH!

↓

UNH! UNH!

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# ONE SMILE, AND SUDDENLY NOBODY #

nobody smile suddenly

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# ELSE #

↓

# ELSE #

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UNH! # WILL # UNH!

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# DO #

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# YOU KNOW YOU'LL NEVER BE LONELY # (ALL GRUNTING)

grunting lonely

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# YOU KNOW YOU'LL NEVER BE LONELY # (ALL GRUNTING)

grunting lonely

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# WITH YOU-KNOW-WHO #

↓

# WITH YOU-KNOW-WHO #

↓

# ONE # UNH! UNH!

↓

# ONE # UNH! UNH!

↓

DR. DORIAN?

dorian

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I'M WEARING A CUP.

wearing

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I'M WEARING A CUP.

wearing

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THANKS FOR THE CROTCH UPDATE.

crotch thanks update

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LOOK. I'M JUST WORRIED ABOUT MY DAD.

worried

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LOOK. I'M JUST WORRIED ABOUT MY DAD.

worried

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(NARRATING) AND THAT'S WHEN I SAW HER

narrating

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FOR WHAT SHE REALLY WAS:

↓

FOR WHAT SHE REALLY WAS:

↓

JUST A PATIENT'S SCARED DAUGHTER.

daughter patients scared

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CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TALK TO ME?

somebody

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CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TALK TO ME?

somebody

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ELLIOT, I KNOW EVERYONE THINKS

elliot thinks

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I'M THIS HUGE SCREW-UP.

huge screw

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I'M THIS HUGE SCREW-UP.

huge screw

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BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW

↓

THAT I'M GONNA TURN IT AROUND.

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DOUG, THIS IS A QUARANTINED AREA!

area doug quarantined

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DOUG, THIS IS A QUARANTINED AREA!

area doug quarantined

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IT'S OK, DOUG.

doug

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IT'S OK, DOUG.

doug

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YOU PROBABLY JUST DIDN'T SEE THE SIGNS.

signs

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SIGNS?

signs

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SIGNS?

signs

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OH, MAN, I'M HOPELESS.

hopeless

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COME ON, DOUG. YEAH.

doug

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COME ON, DOUG. YEAH.

doug

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HEY, SORRY AGAIN, GUYS. MY BAD.

↓

HEY, SORRY AGAIN, GUYS. MY BAD.

↓

GET OUTTA HERE! GET OUT!

outta

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WHAT AN IDIOT!

idiot

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HEY, CALM DOWN.

calm

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YOU CALM DOWN.

calm

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OH, YEAH?

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AAH!

↓

I THOUGHT THAT WE COULD HEAD OVER TO MY TENNIS CLUB.

club head tennis

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I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT'S GOING ON WITH MY SERVE.

serve

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I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT'S GOING ON WITH MY SERVE.

serve

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CAN YOU HOP A TALL FENCE? I'M A LITTLE BEHIND ON MY DUES.

behind dues fence tall

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SURE, A BLACK GUY BREAKING INTO A COUNTRY CLUB.

black breaking club country country-club

↓

SURE, A BLACK GUY BREAKING INTO A COUNTRY CLUB.

black breaking club country country-club

↓

-HMM. NOTHING BAD -COULD HAPPEN THERE.

happen

↓

YEAH, FINE. OK.

↓

YEAH, FINE. OK.

↓

I'LL GO PRACTICE. I'LL TELL YOU HOW IT WENT.

practice

↓

JUST GIVE ME YOUR CELL PHONE NUMBER.

cell cell-phone cell-phone-number number phone phone-number

↓

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. LOOK, MR. KORMAN,

korman

↓

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. LOOK, MR. KORMAN,

korman

↓

I WILL SEE YOU WHENEVER I HAVE OFFICE HOURS.

hours office

↓

I WILL SEE YOU WHENEVER I HAVE OFFICE HOURS.

hours office

↓

BUT I WILL NOT SEE YOU OUTSIDE OF THIS HOSPITAL,

hospital

↓

AND THERE IS NO WAY THAT I WOULD EVER

↓

AND THERE IS NO WAY THAT I WOULD EVER

↓

GIVE YOU MY CELL PHONE NUMBER,

cell cell-phone cell-phone-number number phone phone-number

↓

NO MATTER HOW AWESOME OR PERFECT IT MAY BE.

awesome matter perfect

↓

ARE WE CLEAR ON THAT?

clear

↓

ARE WE CLEAR ON THAT?

clear

↓

YES, DOCTOR.

doctor

↓

MAYBE IT'S JUST ME,

↓

BUT I WOULDN'T PUT UP WITH THAT.

↓

BUT I WOULDN'T PUT UP WITH THAT.

↓

I'M LISTENIN'.

↓

I GOTTA TELL YA, SITTIN' HERE

↓

WATCHIN' YOU PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD

food watchin

↓

MAKES IT SEEM MUCH LESS HORRIFYING.

horrifying less makes

↓

MAKES IT SEEM MUCH LESS HORRIFYING.

horrifying less makes

↓

OH, I KNOW HOW I COME OFF.

↓

YOU KNOW, BUT I HAVE TO PUT THAT ACT ON FOR MY JOB.

↓

YOU KNOW, BUT I HAVE TO PUT THAT ACT ON FOR MY JOB.

↓

IT'S KIND OF LIKE HOW YOU ACT ALL NERDY AND SPASTIC

nerdy

↓

IT'S KIND OF LIKE HOW YOU ACT ALL NERDY AND SPASTIC

nerdy

↓

TO SEEM MORE ACCESSIBLE TO YOUR PATIENTS.

accessible patients

↓

I'M GLAD YOU GOT THAT.

glad

↓

I'M GLAD YOU GOT THAT.

glad

↓

YOU'RE SWEET.

sweet

↓

(THINKING) OH, MY GOD, IS SHE FLIRTING WITH ME?

flirting thinking

↓

OH, MY GOD. AM I FLIRTING WITH YOU?

flirting

↓

OH, MY GOD. AM I FLIRTING WITH YOU?

flirting

↓

(THINKING) OH, MY GOD. IS SHE PSYCHIC?

psychic thinking

↓

YOU MUST THINK I'M SUCH A MESS.

mess must

↓

YOU MUST THINK I'M SUCH A MESS.

mess must

↓

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO FLIRT.

flirt

↓

OH, COME ON, IT'S EASY. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

easy

↓

OH, COME ON, IT'S EASY. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

easy

↓

TAKE SOME OF THAT CUPCAKE FROSTING

cupcake

↓

AND JUST LICK IT OFF YOUR FINGER.

finger lick

↓

YOU MEAN...LIKE THIS?

↓

YOU MEAN...LIKE THIS?

↓

I THINK THAT WAS MASHED POTATOES.

mashed mashed-potatoes potatoes

↓

(THINKING) WAIT, IS SHE INTO ME?

thinking

↓

(THINKING) WAIT, IS SHE INTO ME?

thinking

↓

QUICK, MAKE A BAD JOKE AND SEE IF SHE LAUGHS.

joke laughs quick

↓

DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE SKELETON

skeleton

↓

WHO COULDN'T GO TO THE PARTY?

party

↓

WHO COULDN'T GO TO THE PARTY?

party

↓

HE HAD NO BODY TO GO WITH.

body

↓

(LAUGHS) THAT'S REALLY FUNNY.

funny laughs

↓

(LAUGHS) THAT'S REALLY FUNNY.

funny laughs

↓

(THINKING) WELL, THAT'S NOT A FAIR TEST.

fair test thinking

↓

THAT JOKE'S HILARIOUS.

hilarious jokes

↓

THAT JOKE'S HILARIOUS.

hilarious jokes

↓

STILL, RIGHT THEN, I DECIDED SOMETHING.

decided

↓

LISTEN, I KNOW YOU HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT MS. BRODERICK.

broderick hate

↓

LISTEN, I KNOW YOU HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT MS. BRODERICK.

broderick hate

↓

-BUT HER FATHER IS -IN NEED OF MEDICAL CARE,

care father medical medical-care

↓

AND IT IS OUR MORAL OBLIGATION TO TREAT HIM,

moral obligation treat

↓

AND IT IS OUR MORAL OBLIGATION TO TREAT HIM,

moral obligation treat

↓

WHETHER HIS DAUGHTER IS A MURDERER

daughter murderer whether

↓

OR A DRUG ADDICT OR A TERRORIST.

addict drug drug-addict terrorist

↓

OR A DRUG ADDICT OR A TERRORIST.

addict drug drug-addict terrorist

↓

I KNOW. BUT A LAWYER?

lawyer

↓

EVEN A LAWYER. THAT'S WHAT WE DO.

lawyer

↓

EVEN A LAWYER. THAT'S WHAT WE DO.

lawyer

↓

WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS CRAP?

taught

↓

(THINKING) IT'S NICE TO HAVE THE RIGHT ANSWER

answer thinking

↓

(THINKING) IT'S NICE TO HAVE THE RIGHT ANSWER

answer thinking

↓

TO A TOUGH QUESTION.

question tough

↓

YOU DID.

↓

OH.

↓

OH.

↓

J.D., NARRATING: IT'S DEFINITELY BETTER

narrating

↓

THAN HAVING NO ANSWER AT ALL.

answer having

↓

ELLIOT, DO YOU THINK I SHOULD EVEN BE A DOCTOR?

doctor elliot

↓

ELLIOT, DO YOU THINK I SHOULD EVEN BE A DOCTOR?

doctor elliot

↓

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

cell cell-phone cell-phone-ringing phone phone-ringing ringing

↓

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

cell cell-phone cell-phone-ringing phone phone-ringing ringing

↓

NOT AT DINNER.

dinner

↓

BABY, IF YOU CALL TURK, YOU GET TURK.

baby turk

↓

BABY, IF YOU CALL TURK, YOU GET TURK.

baby turk

↓

YOU GOT TURK.

turk

↓

J.D., NARRATING: IF YOU DO ANSWER,

answer narrating

↓

J.D., NARRATING: IF YOU DO ANSWER,

answer narrating

↓

YOU'D BETTER BE PREPARED FOR THE WORST.

prepared worst

↓

MR. KORMAN ON PHONE: HI. DO YOU HAVE A SEC?

korman phone

↓

MR. KORMAN ON PHONE: HI. DO YOU HAVE A SEC?

korman phone

↓

WHO GAVE YOU THIS NUMBER?

number

↓

(KNOCKS)

knocks

↓

(KNOCKS)

knocks

↓

HE DID.

↓

I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU THERE, NEWBIE.

newbie

↓

YOU REALLY IMPRESSED ME

impressed

↓

YOU REALLY IMPRESSED ME

impressed

↓

BY PARODYING MY ETHICAL SPEECH BACK THERE.

ethical speech

↓

WHAT THE HELL GOT INTO YOU?

↓

(NARRATING) AS FOR ME,

narrating

↓

I DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING, AND HE KNEW.

↓

OH, PRISCILLA, YOU ARE SO BUSTED.

busted priscilla

↓

OH, PRISCILLA, YOU ARE SO BUSTED.

busted priscilla

↓

(THINKING) DAMN IT. HE SEES LIKE A HAWK.

hawk sees thinking

↓

(THINKING) DAMN IT. HE SEES LIKE A HAWK.

hawk sees thinking

↓

SO NOW WHAT, SHE JUST BATS HER EYES,

bats eyes

↓

AND YOU CHANGE YOUR TUNE?

change tune

↓

AND YOU CHANGE YOUR TUNE?

change tune

↓

WHO IN THE HELL AM I KIDDING?

kidding

↓

OF COURSE YOU FELL FOR HER ACT.

course fell

↓

YOU'RE THE LONELIEST GUY IN THIS HOSPITAL.

hospital loneliest

↓

YOU'RE THE LONELIEST GUY IN THIS HOSPITAL.

hospital loneliest

↓

OH, NO. HE'S NOT THE LONELIEST GUY.

loneliest

↓

THAT'S THE LONELIEST GUY. WATCH THIS.

loneliest watch

↓

THAT'S THE LONELIEST GUY. WATCH THIS.

loneliest watch

↓

EXCUSE ME.

excuse

↓

MMM...

↓

MMM...

↓

NEENA PLAYED YOU LIKE THE PROUD OWNER

neena owner played proud

↓

OF THE WORLD'S LONGEST DRY STREAK.

longest streak worlds

↓

OF THE WORLD'S LONGEST DRY STREAK.

longest streak worlds

↓

YOU KNOW WHAT? CAN I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION?

personal personal-question question

↓

EXACTLY HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN

↓

EXACTLY HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN

↓

SINCE YOU'VE SWIPED THE STUFFED ANIMALS OFF YOUR BED,

animals stuffed stuffed-animals swiped

↓

THROWN YOUR ANKLES UP IN THE AIR,

ankles thrown

↓

THROWN YOUR ANKLES UP IN THE AIR,

ankles thrown

↓

AND THANKED WHATEVER GOD YOU PRAY TO

pray thanked

↓

THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ON YOUR GRANNY PANTIES?

granny panties

↓

THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ON YOUR GRANNY PANTIES?

granny panties

↓

FOR YOUR INFORMATION, THERE'S A CERTAIN FOXY NURSE

certain information nurse

↓

THAT REQUESTED MY SERVICES AT HER APARTMENT

apartment requested services

↓

THAT REQUESTED MY SERVICES AT HER APARTMENT

apartment requested services

↓

JUST LAST WEEKEND.

weekend

↓

J.D.: HOLD ON. I'M ALMOST THERE.

↓

J.D.: HOLD ON. I'M ALMOST THERE.

↓

(RATTLES)

↓

OK, YOUR NEW BED'S ALL IN.

beds

↓

OK, YOUR NEW BED'S ALL IN.

beds

↓

WHAT NOW?

↓

YOU LEAVE.

↓

YOU LEAVE.

↓

I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND -WHY HE -COULDN'T DO IT.

↓

I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND -WHY HE -COULDN'T DO IT.

↓

ALL RIGHT. EVEN IF I AM A LITTLE DESPERATE,

desperate

↓

ALL RIGHT. EVEN IF I AM A LITTLE DESPERATE,

desperate

↓

NEENA WAS NOT PLAYING ME.

neena playing

↓

I WAS PLAYING YOU.

playing

↓

YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE HE'S HERE.

↓

YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE HE'S HERE.

↓

NO, I MANIPULATED YOU.

manipulated

↓

YOU'RE JUST -SAYING THAT -BECAUSE HE'S HERE.

↓

YOU'RE JUST -SAYING THAT -BECAUSE HE'S HERE.

↓

OK, WE SEEM TO BE IN A BIT OF A LOOP HERE,

loop

↓

SO I'M JUST GONNA STEP OVER AND TALK TO THIS ONE.

step

↓

SO I'M JUST GONNA STEP OVER AND TALK TO THIS ONE.

step

↓

ARE YOU GONNA DO THE PROCEDURE ON MY FATHER OR NOT?

father procedure

↓

I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND LEAVE THIS DECISION UP TO THE LONELY GUY.

ahead decision go-ahead lonely

↓

I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND LEAVE THIS DECISION UP TO THE LONELY GUY.

ahead decision go-ahead lonely

↓

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

↓

AH. HIDING FROM DOUG.

doug hiding

↓

AH. HIDING FROM DOUG.

doug hiding

↓

HE ASKED ME A QUESTION I HAVEN'T ANSWERED YET. YOU?

answered asked question

↓

I WAS TRYIN' TO MAKE A DRAMATIC EXIT.

dramatic exit tryin

↓

I WAS TRYIN' TO MAKE A DRAMATIC EXIT.

dramatic exit tryin

↓

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PATIENT'S ROOM.

patients room

↓

RIGHT.

↓

RIGHT.

↓

WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?

↓

THIS IS A HOSPITAL. HE SHOULD REALLY HAVE HIS SHIRT ON.

hospital shirt

↓

YEAH.

↓

DYNAMITE AREOLAS, THOUGH, HUH?

dynamite

↓

DYNAMITE AREOLAS, THOUGH, HUH?

dynamite

↓

(WHISTLES) HEY, NIGHT SCHOOL.

night school whistles

↓

(WHISTLES) HEY, NIGHT SCHOOL.

night school whistles

↓

MR. KORMAN FOLLOWED US HOME LAST NIGHT.

followed home korman night

↓

MR. KORMAN FOLLOWED US HOME LAST NIGHT.

followed home korman night

↓

HOW'D YOU GET MY CELL PHONE NUMBER?

cell cell-phone cell-phone-number howd number phone phone-number

↓

EH, ONCE YOU'VE GOT SOMEBODY'S DRIVER'S LICENSE AND A URINE SAMPLE,

drivers drivers-license license sample somebodys urine urine-sample

↓

EH, ONCE YOU'VE GOT SOMEBODY'S DRIVER'S LICENSE AND A URINE SAMPLE,

drivers drivers-license license sample somebodys urine urine-sample

↓

YOU CAN GET JUST ABOUT ANYTHING.

↓

HOW DO YOU FLUNK EIGHTH GRADE GYM?

eighth eighth-grade flunk grade

↓

HOW DO YOU FLUNK EIGHTH GRADE GYM?

eighth eighth-grade flunk grade

↓

YOU'D BETTER STOP MESSING WITH MY HUSBAND.

husband messing

↓

TELL HIM TO STOP MESSIN' WITH MY WALLS!

messin walls

↓

TELL HIM TO STOP MESSIN' WITH MY WALLS!

messin walls

↓

YOU DID THIS?

↓

BABY, YOU KNOW YOU'RE MY WORLD.

baby world

↓

BABY, YOU KNOW YOU'RE MY WORLD.

baby world

↓

I'M OUT.

↓

I'M OUT.

↓

I FLUNKED GYM, TOO.

flunked

↓

I FLUNKED GYM, TOO.

flunked

↓

DIDN'T LIKE THE SHORTS.

shorts

↓

BY THE WAY, YOUR NUMBER ISN'T "CALL TURK."

number turk

↓

BY THE WAY, YOUR NUMBER ISN'T "CALL TURK."

number turk

↓

IT'S "CALL TUR."

↓

IT'D BE EASIER IF YOUR NAME WAS CAL TURK.

easier name turk

↓

THERE'S NOBODY NAMED CAL TURK.

named nobody turk

↓

THERE'S NOBODY NAMED CAL TURK.

named nobody turk

↓

CAL TURK HERE. WE DON'T SELL INSURANCE.

insurance sell turk

↓

CAL TURK HERE. WE DON'T SELL INSURANCE.

insurance sell turk

↓

WE SELL PEACE OF MIND...

mind peace sell

↓

BUT ONLY TO WHITE PEOPLE.

white

↓

BUT ONLY TO WHITE PEOPLE.

white

↓

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MILK?

milk

↓

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MILK?

milk

↓

CARLA, HAVE YOU SEEN MS. BRODERICK?

broderick carla seen

↓

MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK TED.

↓

MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK TED.

↓

SO SHE'S NEARBY.

nearby

↓

SO SHE'S NEARBY.

nearby

↓

MM-HMM.

↓

YOUR FATHER'S GONNA BE JUST FINE.

fathers

↓

YOUR FATHER'S GONNA BE JUST FINE.

fathers

↓

THE PLACE IS TOPNOTCH. I PRACTICALLY LIVE HERE.

live place practically

↓

ARE YOU A DOCTOR?

doctor

↓

ARE YOU A DOCTOR?

doctor

↓

MASSIVE HYPOCHONDRIAC. IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

excuse massive

↓

I HAVE TO GO HARASS A SURGEON.

harass surgeon

↓

I HAVE TO GO HARASS A SURGEON.

harass surgeon

↓

IF YOU'VE COME TO TELL ME YOUR DECISION ABOUT MY FATHER,

decision father

↓

JUST SAY IT AND LEAVE.

↓

LOOK, YOUR LITTLE ICE SHOW DOESN'T WORK ON ME, OK?

↓

LOOK, YOUR LITTLE ICE SHOW DOESN'T WORK ON ME, OK?

↓

I'VE SEEN THE REAL YOU. YOU CAN'T EVEN FLIRT.

flirt real seen

↓

OH, REALLY?

↓

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

↓

I LOVE MY DAD. I'D DO ANYTHING.

love

↓

BUT IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,

makes

↓

I THINK YOU'RE REALLY SWEET.

sweet

↓

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT?

believe supposed

↓

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT?

believe supposed

↓

WELL, YOU CAN'T. I ALREADY LIED TO YOU ONCE.

lied

↓

SO THE TRUST IS BROKEN EVEN THOUGH I'D NEVER LIE TO YOU AGAIN.

broken trust

↓

SO THE TRUST IS BROKEN EVEN THOUGH I'D NEVER LIE TO YOU AGAIN.

broken trust

↓

REALLY? WHO KNOWS?

knows

↓

LOOK, DO WHATEVER YOU THINK IS RIGHT,

↓

REGARDLESS OF HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU.

regardless

↓

REGARDLESS OF HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU.

regardless

↓

AND IF IT HELPS YOU OUT, I'M NOT THE LEAST BIT INTERESTED.

helps interested least

↓

(THINKING)LIKE THAT MATTERS. I'M -NOT THAT -LONELY.

lonely matters thinking

↓

(THINKING)LIKE THAT MATTERS. I'M -NOT THAT -LONELY.

lonely matters thinking

↓

MMM... MMM...

↓

MMM... MMM...

↓

J.D. NARRATING: WHEN YOU'RE FACED WITH A BIG DECISION,

decision faced narrating

↓

J.D. NARRATING: WHEN YOU'RE FACED WITH A BIG DECISION,

decision faced narrating

↓

SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO BE ALONE WITH YOUR THOUGHTS.

alone sometimes thoughts

↓

OF COURSE, IN A HOSPITAL, THAT'S A PROBLEM.

course hospital problem

↓

OF COURSE, IN A HOSPITAL, THAT'S A PROBLEM.

course hospital problem

↓

SEE, AROUND HERE, PLACES TO BE ALONE ARE HARD TO COME BY.

alone hard places

↓

SEE, AROUND HERE, PLACES TO BE ALONE ARE HARD TO COME BY.

alone hard places

↓

HOW DO I DECIDE IF WE SHOULD DO THE PROCEDURE OR NOT?

decide procedure

↓

HOW DO I DECIDE IF WE SHOULD DO THE PROCEDURE OR NOT?

decide procedure

↓

HOW DO I TELL SOMEONE HE SHOULDN'T BE A DOCTOR?

doctor

↓

HOW DO I TELL SOMEONE HE SHOULDN'T BE A DOCTOR?

doctor

↓

HOW DO I GET MY PATIENT TO STOP STALKING ME?

patient stalking

↓

HOW DO I GET MY PATIENT TO STOP STALKING ME?

patient stalking

↓

(THINKING) HOW DO I GET THESE PEOPLE TO REALIZE

realize thinking

↓

THAT JUST BECAUSE I'M IN A COMA DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T HEAR THEM?

coma

↓

THAT JUST BECAUSE I'M IN A COMA DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T HEAR THEM?

coma

↓

I'M HUNGRY.

hungry

↓

TURK, THE WAY I SEE IT, YOU GOT 2 OPTIONS.

options turk

↓

TURK, THE WAY I SEE IT, YOU GOT 2 OPTIONS.

options turk

↓

YOU CAN GO HARD-CORE MR. KORMAN -

core hard korman

↓

SLAP A RESTRAINING ORDER ON HIM AND SWITCH HIM TO ANOTHER DOCTOR.

another another-doctor doctor order restraining restraining-order slap switch

↓

SLAP A RESTRAINING ORDER ON HIM AND SWITCH HIM TO ANOTHER DOCTOR.

another another-doctor doctor order restraining restraining-order slap switch

↓

THE GUY'S A PAIN IN THE ASS, BUT I CAN'T DO THAT TO HIM.

pain

↓

THE GUY'S A PAIN IN THE ASS, BUT I CAN'T DO THAT TO HIM.

pain

↓

THEN YOU JUST HAVE TO RE-ESTABLISH YOUR BOUNDARIES

boundaries establish

↓

AND WEAN HIM OFF THE HOME VISITS. IT'S EASY. OF COURSE,

course easy home visits wean

↓

AND WEAN HIM OFF THE HOME VISITS. IT'S EASY. OF COURSE,

course easy home visits wean

↓

YOU'LL DEFINITELY HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR CELL PHONE NUMBER.

cell cell-phone cell-phone-number change number phone phone-number

↓

MR. KORMAN, I'VE FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER,

filed korman order restraining restraining-order

↓

WHICH MEANS IF YOU COME TO MY HOUSE, CALL MY CELL PHONE -

cell cell-phone house phone

↓

WHICH MEANS IF YOU COME TO MY HOUSE, CALL MY CELL PHONE -

cell cell-phone house phone

↓

EXCUSE ME. I KNOW WHAT A RESTRAINING ORDER IS.

excuse order restraining restraining-order

↓

EXCUSE ME. I KNOW WHAT A RESTRAINING ORDER IS.

excuse order restraining restraining-order

↓

-YOU ACT LIKE -I'VE NEVER DATED.

dated

↓

GOOD-BYE, MR. KORMAN.

korman

↓

GOOD-BYE, MR. KORMAN.

korman

↓

J.D. NARRATING: TURK'S INCREDIBLE SELFISHNESS

incredible narrating turks

↓

IN SACRIFICING A PATIENT TO KEEP HIS CELL PHONE NUMBER

cell cell-phone cell-phone-number number patient phone phone-number

↓

IN SACRIFICING A PATIENT TO KEEP HIS CELL PHONE NUMBER

cell cell-phone cell-phone-number number patient phone phone-number

↓

MOTIVATED ELLIOT AND I TO DO THE RIGHT THING.

elliot motivated

↓

DO THE PROCEDURE.

procedure

↓

DO THE PROCEDURE.

procedure

↓

OK.

↓

J.D. NARRATING: EVEN IF THE RIGHT THING IS REALLY HARD.

hard narrating

↓

DOUG, I'M SORRY, BUT...

doug

↓

DOUG, I'M SORRY, BUT...

doug

↓

I DON'T THINK YOU'RE CUT OUT FOR BEING A DOCTOR.

doctor

↓

WOW.

↓

I CANNOT FIGURE OUT HOW THIS GUY DIED.

cannot died figure

↓

I CANNOT FIGURE OUT HOW THIS GUY DIED.

cannot died figure

↓

I'M BETTING HE TOOK A PARACENTESIS NEEDLE TO THE AORTA.

betting needle

↓

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BEFORE?

seen

↓

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BEFORE?

seen

↓

SEEN IT? UPSTAIRS, THEY CALL THAT A "DOUG."

doug seen upstairs

↓

SEEN IT? UPSTAIRS, THEY CALL THAT A "DOUG."

doug seen upstairs

↓

YOU GOT ANY OTHERS YOU CAN'T FIGURE OUT?

figure others

↓

DOCTOR-PRESCRIBED OVERDOSAGE OF FENTANYL.

doctor fentanyl

↓

DOCTOR-PRESCRIBED OVERDOSAGE OF FENTANYL.

doctor fentanyl

↓

DISSECTED LEFT MAIN DURING A CARDIAC CATHETERIZATION.

cardiac left main

↓

WE LOOK UNDER MR. PANCREAS...

↓

WE LOOK UNDER MR. PANCREAS...

↓

AND...THERE IT IS.

↓

AND...THERE IT IS.

↓

AH! HE'S THE BEST I'VE EVER SEEN.

best seen

↓

MIND IF WE STEAL HIM FROM YOU?

mind steal

↓

MIND IF WE STEAL HIM FROM YOU?

mind steal

↓

I CAN LIVE WITH IT.

live

↓

WELL...MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

↓

WELL...MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

↓

I'LL GET THOSE. (CHUCKLES, CLEARS THROAT UNCOMFORTABLY)

chuckles clears clears-throat throat uncomfortably

↓

I'LL GET THOSE. (CHUCKLES, CLEARS THROAT UNCOMFORTABLY)

chuckles clears clears-throat throat uncomfortably

↓

SO, MY DAD'S GONNA BE OK?

dads

↓

HE'S GREAT.

↓

THANK YOU. AND I HOPE

hope

↓

THANK YOU. AND I HOPE

hope

↓

I DIDN'T RUFFLE YOUR FEATHERS TOO MUCH WHILE I WAS HERE.

feathers

↓

SWEETHEART, I FIND IT AMUSING THAT YOU THINK

amusing sweetheart

↓

SWEETHEART, I FIND IT AMUSING THAT YOU THINK

amusing sweetheart

↓

YOU'RE SO MUCH AS A BLIP ON MY RADAR.

blip radar

↓

YOU'RE SO MUCH AS A BLIP ON MY RADAR.

blip radar

↓

YOU OUGHT TO GO OUT AND JOT THIS DOWN

ought

↓

IN YOUR LITTLE LAWYER NOTEBOOK:

lawyer notebook

↓

NOTHING YOU COULD POSSIBLY DO COULD EVER,

possibly

↓

NOTHING YOU COULD POSSIBLY DO COULD EVER,

possibly

↓

-HEE-HEVER, -GET...TO ME.

↓

-HEE-HEVER, -GET...TO ME.

↓

I SHOULD PROBABLY -THANK HIM, -TOO.

↓

OH...MY GOD.

↓

OH...MY GOD.

↓

I'M GAGGING AND VOMITING AT THE SAME TIME.

gagging vomiting

↓

I'M GAGGING AND VOMITING AT THE SAME TIME.

gagging vomiting

↓

I'M...

↓

I'M GAVOMITING.

↓

I'M GAVOMITING.

↓

YOU KNOW, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO PISS HIM OFF,

piss

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YOU KNOW, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO PISS HIM OFF,

piss

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WE SHOULD FOLLOW HIM TO HIS OFFICE AND JUST HAVE SEX RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM.

follow front office

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AHH, THAT WOULD NEVER WORK. I COULDN'T PERFORM. IT'S A MENTOR THING.

mentor perform

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AHH, THAT WOULD NEVER WORK. I COULDN'T PERFORM. IT'S A MENTOR THING.

mentor perform

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OK. THANK YOU.

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OK. THANK YOU.

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OK, I'M CONFUSED. I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T INTERESTED IN ME.

confused interested

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MAYBE I JUST SAID THAT TO MAKE IT EASIER FOR YOU.

easier

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MAYBE I JUST SAID THAT TO MAKE IT EASIER FOR YOU.

easier

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OR MAYBE I SAID IT 'CAUSE I KNEW YOU'D DO WHAT I WANTED YOU TO.

wanted

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OR MAYBE I SAID IT 'CAUSE I KNEW YOU'D DO WHAT I WANTED YOU TO.

wanted

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I'M NOT SURE YET.

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J.D. NARRATING: AS I STOOD THERE CONFUSED

confused narrating stood

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BUT ENJOYING NEENA'S VERY LONG KISS

enjoying kiss

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BUT ENJOYING NEENA'S VERY LONG KISS

enjoying kiss

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WITH JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF TONGUE,

amount tongue

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I THOUGHT ABOUT HOW WHEN YOU MAKE TOUGH DECISIONS, GOOD THINGS CAN HAPPEN.

decisions happen tough tough-decisions

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I THOUGHT ABOUT HOW WHEN YOU MAKE TOUGH DECISIONS, GOOD THINGS CAN HAPPEN.

decisions happen tough tough-decisions

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J.D. CONTINUING: LIKE THE CONFIDENCE YOU CAN GAIN

confidence continuing gain

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J.D. CONTINUING: LIKE THE CONFIDENCE YOU CAN GAIN

confidence continuing gain

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FROM FINDING YOUR TRUE CALLING.

calling finding

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HEY, NELSON. GOT SOME OF YOUR HANDIWORK DOWN IN THE MORGUE TODAY.

handiwork morgue nelson today

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HEY, NELSON. GOT SOME OF YOUR HANDIWORK DOWN IN THE MORGUE TODAY.

handiwork morgue nelson today

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YOU OPERATING WITH A BLINDFOLD ON OR WHAT?

blindfold operating

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YOU OPERATING WITH A BLINDFOLD ON OR WHAT?

blindfold operating

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(CHUCKLES)

chuckles

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J.D., CONTINUING: AND WHEN YOU MAKE DECISIONS FOR THE WRONG REASONS,

continuing decisions reasons

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THEY CAN COME BACK TO BITE YOU IN THE ASS.

bite

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THEY CAN COME BACK TO BITE YOU IN THE ASS.

bite

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10 FEET, MR. KORMAN!

feet korman

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NO PROBLEM. I'M SUING YOU.

problem suing

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NO PROBLEM. I'M SUING YOU.

problem suing

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(BEEP)

beep

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(BEEP)

beep

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DUDE, MR. KORMAN IS SUING ME,

korman suing

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AND THAT ICE PRINCESS IS HIS ATTORNEY!

attorney princess

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AND THAT ICE PRINCESS IS HIS ATTORNEY!

attorney princess

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WHEN DID HE GET A CHANCE TO MEET HER?!

chance meet

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WHAT AM I GONNA DO? "CALL TURK" AS SOON AS YOU GET THIS.

turk

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WHAT AM I GONNA DO? "CALL TURK" AS SOON AS YOU GET THIS.

turk

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ARE YOU COMING IN OR WHAT?

coming

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ARE YOU COMING IN OR WHAT?

coming

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J.D. NARRATING: IN THE END, IT'S ALWAYS BEST

best narrating

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TO RELY ON YOUR PRINCIPLES TO MAKE DECISIONS.

decisions principles rely

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TO RELY ON YOUR PRINCIPLES TO MAKE DECISIONS.

decisions principles rely

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HELL, YEAH.

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(BEEP)

beep

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(BEEP)

beep

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