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Season 4, Episode 9 — My Malpractical Decision

DOUG: HEY, J.D.

#1

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JUST PREPPIN' MR. HOVEY FOR BRAIN SURGERY.

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JUST PREPPIN' MR. HOVEY FOR BRAIN SURGERY.

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DOUG, MR. HOVEY'S HAVIN' ROTATOR CUFF SURGERY.

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WHAT'D YOU DO TO MY HAIR?

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WHAT'D YOU DO TO MY HAIR?

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NOTHIN'.

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COOL HALF-FRO.

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WHAT?!

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WHAT?!

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OH, THANK GOD.

#11

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(THINKING) IT'S A GOOD THING HE COULDN'T GO LEFT.

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(THINKING) IT'S A GOOD THING HE COULDN'T GO LEFT.

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BECAUSE THE LAST THING YOU NEED IN THE I.C.U.

#14

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IS SOMEONE FLYIN' OFF THE HANDLE.

#15

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IS SOMEONE FLYIN' OFF THE HANDLE.

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SHORE IT UP, PEOPLE. NEENA BRODERICK'S IN THE BUILDING.

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WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! (GASPS EMOTIONALLY)

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WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! (GASPS EMOTIONALLY)

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J.D. NARRATING: AS TACTLESS AS IT WAS TO YELL THAT

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IN A ROOM FULL OF VERY SICK PEOPLE,

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IN A ROOM FULL OF VERY SICK PEOPLE,

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TED HAD A POINT.

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SEE, NEENA BRODERICK IS THE SCARIEST

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SEE, NEENA BRODERICK IS THE SCARIEST

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MALPRACTICE ATTORNEY IN THE CITY.

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J.D. NARRATING: SHE SEEMED TO CREATE PROBLEMS WHERE THERE WERE NONE.

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GRANDMA WAS 102. IT WAS HER TIME TO GO.

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GRANDMA WAS 102. IT WAS HER TIME TO GO.

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YOU KILLED HER, AND YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR IT!

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YOU KILLED HER, AND YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR IT!

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SHAPE THIS PLACE UP,

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AND FOR GOD'S SAKES, GET MURPHY OUTTA HERE.

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AND FOR GOD'S SAKES, GET MURPHY OUTTA HERE.

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DON'T WORRY, DOUG. YOU'RE A GOOD DOCTOR.

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DON'T WORRY, DOUG. YOU'RE A GOOD DOCTOR.

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I KNOW.

#37

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AAH!

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HURRY!

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UNH!

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AAAHHH!

#41

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AAAHHH!

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UNH!

#43

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HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO STAY UP HERE?

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JUST UNTIL I FINISH PRETENDING TO READ THE NEWSPAPER.

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JUST UNTIL I FINISH PRETENDING TO READ THE NEWSPAPER.

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HMM. APPARENTLY THERE WAS

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HMM. APPARENTLY THERE WAS

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SOME SORT OF ELECTION HELD RECENTLY.

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(THINKING) OR WE COULD JUST ASK HIM TO LEAVE.

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UNH. COME ON, DOUG. LET'S GO GET SOME COFFEE.

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UNH. COME ON, DOUG. LET'S GO GET SOME COFFEE.

#52

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MS. BRODERICK.

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MS. BRODERICK.

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BOB.

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OH, HI, TED. HOW'S YOUR WIFE DOING?

#56

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OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

#57

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I FORGOT. YOU FREEZE UP AROUND ME. OK.

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I FORGOT. YOU FREEZE UP AROUND ME. OK.

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WELL, I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT ON THE 18TH.

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(THINKING) TED'S POSSUM-LIKE DEFENCE MECHANISM

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(THINKING) TED'S POSSUM-LIKE DEFENCE MECHANISM

#62

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WAS ACTUALLY QUITE BRILLIANT.

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HELLO, NEENA. WE GOT DIVORCED, ACTUALLY.

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HELLO, NEENA. WE GOT DIVORCED, ACTUALLY.

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I'LL -SEE YOU -IN COURT ON THE 18TH!

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I'LL -SEE YOU -IN COURT ON THE 18TH!

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(NARRATING) EVERYBODY AROUND HERE

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HAD THE SENSE TO STAY UNDER THE RADAR

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WHEN NEENA BRODERICK WAS AROUND.

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WHEN NEENA BRODERICK WAS AROUND.

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WELL, ALMOST EVERYBODY.

#72

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(WHISTLES) I'M ON A SCAVENGER HUNT,

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(WHISTLES) I'M ON A SCAVENGER HUNT,

#74

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AND I NEED TO FIND A BLACK-HAIRED, SOULLESS BOTTOM FEEDER.

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AND I NEED TO FIND A BLACK-HAIRED, SOULLESS BOTTOM FEEDER.

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OH. HI, NEENA.

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HOW IRONIC.

#78

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BECAUSE WHAT I NEED IS A BURNED-OUT, PERMED-UP DOCTOR

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BECAUSE WHAT I NEED IS A BURNED-OUT, PERMED-UP DOCTOR

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-WITH A GOD COMPLEX -AND A DRINKING PROBLEM.

#81

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DON'T LISTEN TO HER. MOST GUYS WOULD KILL FOR THOSE CURLS.

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DON'T LISTEN TO HER. MOST GUYS WOULD KILL FOR THOSE CURLS.

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STRAIGHTEN UP, NEWBIE, AND I MEAN THAT IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD.

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STRAIGHTEN UP, NEWBIE, AND I MEAN THAT IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD.

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-THIS WOMAN -IS PURE MOLTEN EVIL.

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GOT IT.

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GOT IT.

#88

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HOW DO YOU EVEN LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR

#89

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KNOWING THAT YOU ARE RUINING AMERICAN MEDICINE?

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KNOWING THAT YOU ARE RUINING AMERICAN MEDICINE?

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FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS SCARE PROSPECTIVE...

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SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH.

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SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH.

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DON'T YOU EVEN FEEL THE LEAST BIT -

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SHH. PERRY,

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SHH. PERRY,

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IF YOU WANT ME TO SHED A TEAR

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ABOUT THE CURRENT STATUS OF OUR MEDICAL SYSTEM,

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ABOUT THE CURRENT STATUS OF OUR MEDICAL SYSTEM,

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I'M GONNA HAVE TO BORROW A SCALPEL

#101

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AND DIG IT DEEP INTO MY ARM.

#102

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BECAUSE HERE'S A SECRET...

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BECAUSE HERE'S A SECRET...

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(WHISPERS) I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING THAT YOU THINK ABOUT. ANYTHING.

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OH, HO, AH.

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J.D., BIG NEWS.

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J.D., BIG NEWS.

#108

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GUESS WHAT MY NEW CELL PHONE NUMBER SPELLS.

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-WHY'D YOU GET -A NEW CELL PHONE NUMBER?

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-WHY'D YOU GET -A NEW CELL PHONE NUMBER?

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YOUR OLD NUMBER SPELLED "KFNMPAH."

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YEAH, WELL, THIS ONE'S 916 "CALL TURK."

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YEAH, WELL, THIS ONE'S 916 "CALL TURK."

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YEAH, SO NOW ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS "CALL TURK."

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER THAT?

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER THAT?

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I'M BEGGING YOU, STICK WITH "KFNMPAH."

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COME ON, MAN. THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME

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BESIDES GETTING MARRIED.

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BESIDES GETTING MARRIED.

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SHE'S NOT HERE.

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IT'S THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME!

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BUT "CALL TURK" IS 8 NUMBERS.

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BUT "CALL TURK" IS 8 NUMBERS.

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I KNOW. ACTUALLY, IT'S JUST "CALL TUR."

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BUT I'M HOPING PEOPLE WILL DIAL THE "K" ANYWAY.

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BUT I'M HOPING PEOPLE WILL DIAL THE "K" ANYWAY.

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I'LL ALWAYS DIAL THE "K" FOR YOU.

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I'LL ALWAYS DIAL THE "K" FOR YOU.

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YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND, AND THAT IS WHY I DID THIS FOR YOU.

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NO, WAIT. THERE'S MORE.

#132

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NO, WAIT. THERE'S MORE.

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HA. AWESOME.

#134

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HA. AWESOME.

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OH, NO, NO, NO. IT'S NOT OVER YET.

#136

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SO YOU'RE THE ONE.

#137

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HA. COME HERE, YOU BIG BROWN BEAR.

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HA. COME HERE, YOU BIG BROWN BEAR.

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HA!

#140

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J.D., NARRATING: AND JUST LIKE THAT,

#141

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J.D., NARRATING: AND JUST LIKE THAT,

#142

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IT TURNED INTO A GREAT DAY.

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I'LL TAKE THE LEAD ON THIS ONE.

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HE'S ALL YOURS.

#145

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HE'S ALL YOURS.

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MR. STEEL, FIRST NAME "MAN OF."

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YOU'RE DONE. MR. STEEL, YOU PASSED OUT.

#148

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YOU'RE DONE. MR. STEEL, YOU PASSED OUT.

#149

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SO WE'RE GONNA GO AHEAD AND WATCH YOU CLOSELY FOR ARRHYTHMIA.

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BUT WE DON'T FORESEE ANY BIG PROBLEMS.

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BUT WE DON'T FORESEE ANY BIG PROBLEMS.

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HI, DADDY.

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN #

#154

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN #

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# NO, I KNOW #

#156

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

#157

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

#158

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

#159

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

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I GOTTA GO.

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IF I'M AROUND THAT SEA HAG

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FOR MORE THAN 10 SECONDS,

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FOR MORE THAN 10 SECONDS,

#164

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MY THROAT CLOSES UP.

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PAGE ME IF YOU NEED ME.

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NEED YOU? PERRY, PLEASE, I GOT THIS ONE.

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NEED YOU? PERRY, PLEASE, I GOT THIS ONE.

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ARE YOU DR. DORIAN?

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(PAGER BEEPS)

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(PAGER BEEPS)

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(WHISPERS) SHE WAS ALL OVER ME.

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(WHISPERS) SHE WAS ALL OVER ME.

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I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT MY FATHER.

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YOUR FATHER HAS SYNCOPY IN -

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YOUR FATHER HAS SYNCOPY IN -

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PER. I'M BACK IN. YOU SEE, NEENA,

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THE HEART IS LIKE A BIG, INFLATABLE HOUSE.

#178

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THE HEART IS LIKE A BIG, INFLATABLE HOUSE.

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NOW, ON THE BOTTOM FLOOR ARE THESE 2 ROOMS OR VENTRICLES.

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NOW, ON THE BOTTOM FLOOR ARE THESE 2 ROOMS OR VENTRICLES.

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NOW, THESE VENTRICLES OR "ROOMS..."

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SYNCOPY IN THE SETTING OF SEVERE LV SYSTOLIC DYSFUNCTION

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INDICATES A HIGH RISK OF ARRHYTHMIA.

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SO THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION

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SO THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION

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WOULD PROBABLY BE AN IMPLANTABLE DEFIBRILLATOR.

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I'M A MEDICAL MALPRACTICE ATTORNEY,

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I'M A MEDICAL MALPRACTICE ATTORNEY,

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AND I AM MUCH... MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU.

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AND I AM MUCH... MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU.

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THERE ARE, LIKE, "ROOMS."

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PERRY: OK, MISSY,

#193

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PERRY: OK, MISSY,

#194

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KNOWING DAMN SURE THAT YOU'LL SUE US

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IF THE SLIGHTEST THING SHOULD GO WRONG

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WITH THIS ELECTIVE PROCEDURE,

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WITH THIS ELECTIVE PROCEDURE,

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WE'RE GONNA GO AHEAD AND ELECT NOT TO DO IT.

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WE'RE GONNA GO AHEAD AND ELECT NOT TO DO IT.

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YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

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REALLY? BOB!

#202

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HOSPITALS CAN REFUSE TREATMENT ON A NON-EMERGENCY PATIENT.

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HOSPITALS CAN REFUSE TREATMENT ON A NON-EMERGENCY PATIENT.

#204

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HERE'S A LIST OF PLACES WE CAN REFER YOU TO.

#205

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HERE'S A LIST OF PLACES WE CAN REFER YOU TO.

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THANKS FOR PLAYING.

#207

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GIVE THAT A GOOD LOOK.

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LIKE I SAID...ROOMS.

#209

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LIKE I SAID...ROOMS.

#210

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WHAT KIND OF PERSON WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS?

#211

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WHAT KIND OF PERSON WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS?

#212

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THAT'S A VERY UNFORTUNATE HAND PLACEMENT FOR YOU.

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THIS IS A VERY COMMON HAND SIZE.

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THIS IS A VERY COMMON HAND SIZE.

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GOTTA GO.

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YEAH, AND KELSO WANTS ME TO KEEP HIDING DOUG

#217

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YEAH, AND KELSO WANTS ME TO KEEP HIDING DOUG

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UNTIL THAT ATTORNEY LEAVES.

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ISN'T THAT RIDICULOUS?

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ELLIOT, THE MAN TRIED TO ELECTROCUTE ME AN HOUR AGO.

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ELLIOT, THE MAN TRIED TO ELECTROCUTE ME AN HOUR AGO.

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ALL I CARE ABOUT IS WHETHER OR NOT THIS TWITCH GOES AWAY.

#223

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ALL I CARE ABOUT IS WHETHER OR NOT THIS TWITCH GOES AWAY.

#224

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YOU SHOULD TAKE DOUG DOWN TO THE MORGUE.

#225

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THE WORST HE COULD DO THERE

#226

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IS BRING SOMEBODY BACK TO LIFE. HA HA.

#227

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CARLA, WHEN I BECAME CHIEF RESIDENT,

#228

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CARLA, WHEN I BECAME CHIEF RESIDENT,

#229

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I WROTE A PLEDGE TO MYSELF.

#230

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AND YOU KNOW WHAT IT SAID?

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MM-MMM.

#232

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MM-MMM.

#233

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IT SAID, "DANCE LIKE NOBODY IS WATCHING."

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WHICH I DO CONSTANTLY IN MY LIVING ROOM

#235

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WHICH I DO CONSTANTLY IN MY LIVING ROOM

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WITH THE SHADES CLOSED JUST IN CASE SOMEBODY IS WATCHING.

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BUT IT ALSO SAID NOT TO HIDE PROBLEMS AWAY.

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BUT IT ALSO SAID NOT TO HIDE PROBLEMS AWAY.

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SO, NO. I'M NOT GONNA GO AND HIDE DOUG

#240

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DOWN IN THE MORGUE.

#241

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DOWN IN THE MORGUE.

#242

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I'M NOT SURE

#243

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IF I'M SUPPOSED TO GIVE THIS TO SOMEONE

#244

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OR IF I TOOK THIS FROM SOMEONE.

#245

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OR IF I TOOK THIS FROM SOMEONE.

#246

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BUT I GOT A BAG OF BLOOD.

#247

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SO, DOUG, THIS THE MORGUE.

#248

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SO, DOUG, THIS THE MORGUE.

#249

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(CLATTER)

#250

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(DOOR SLAMS)

#251

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HMM. THAT'S CUTE, THE LITTLE TOE TAG -

#252

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HMM. THAT'S CUTE, THE LITTLE TOE TAG -

#253

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LIKE A PRESENT.

#254

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LIKE A PRESENT.

#255

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MR. KORMAN, A NURSE SAID THIS WAS A FULL-ON EMERGENCY.

#256

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MR. KORMAN, A NURSE SAID THIS WAS A FULL-ON EMERGENCY.

#257

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I JUST CAME FROM THE COURTS.

#258

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IT'S BEEN 6 WEEKS SINCE YOU DID MY SHOULDER SURGERY,

#259

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IT'S BEEN 6 WEEKS SINCE YOU DID MY SHOULDER SURGERY,

#260

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AND MY SERVE STILL HAS NO POP, NO ZIP, I TELL YA.

#261

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YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND

#262

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YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND

#263

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THAT THIS IS A HEALING PROCESS.

#264

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WHO INVITED NURSE TWITCHY?

#265

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OK, MR. KORMAN, FOR THE...

#266

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OK, MR. KORMAN, FOR THE...

#267

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HOW MANY VISITS IS THIS?

#268

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27.

#269

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OK, FOR THE 27TH TIME,

#270

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OK, FOR THE 27TH TIME,

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I'M GONNA ASK YOU TO DO YOUR THERAPY

#272

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AND JUST BE PATIENT.

#273

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I HAVE A SINGLES MATCH

#274

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I HAVE A SINGLES MATCH

#275

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AGAINST MY MOTHER ON MONDAY.

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I LOSE TO HER, I LOSE MY PRIDE.

#277

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I LOSE TO HER, I LOSE MY PRIDE.

#278

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I'M ASSUMING THESE Q-TIPS ARE COMPLIMENTARY.

#279

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I'M ASSUMING THESE Q-TIPS ARE COMPLIMENTARY.

#280

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DR. DORIAN.

#281

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(THINKING) OK, JUST STAY CALM.

#282

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YOU CAN HANDLE THIS.

#283

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SHE CAN'T BE THAT MUCH OF A BALL-BUSTER.

#284

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SHE CAN'T BE THAT MUCH OF A BALL-BUSTER.

#285

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UNH!

#286

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UNH!

#287

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# ONE #

#288

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# SINGULAR SENSATION # UNH!

#289

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# SINGULAR SENSATION # UNH!

#290

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# EVERY LITTLE STEP SHE TAKES #

#291

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# ONE # AAH!

#292

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AAH! # THRILLING COMBINATION #

#293

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# EVERY MOVE THAT SHE MAKES #

#294

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# EVERY MOVE THAT SHE MAKES #

#295

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UNH! UNH!

#296

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UNH! UNH!

#297

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# ONE SMILE, AND SUDDENLY NOBODY #

#298

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# ELSE #

#299

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# ELSE #

#300

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UNH! # WILL # UNH!

#301

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# DO #

#302

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# YOU KNOW YOU'LL NEVER BE LONELY # (ALL GRUNTING)

#303

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# YOU KNOW YOU'LL NEVER BE LONELY # (ALL GRUNTING)

#304

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# WITH YOU-KNOW-WHO #

#305

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# WITH YOU-KNOW-WHO #

#306

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# ONE # UNH! UNH!

#307

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# ONE # UNH! UNH!

#308

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DR. DORIAN?

#309

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I'M WEARING A CUP.

#310

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I'M WEARING A CUP.

#311

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THANKS FOR THE CROTCH UPDATE.

#312

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LOOK. I'M JUST WORRIED ABOUT MY DAD.

#313

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LOOK. I'M JUST WORRIED ABOUT MY DAD.

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(NARRATING) AND THAT'S WHEN I SAW HER

#315

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FOR WHAT SHE REALLY WAS:

#316

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FOR WHAT SHE REALLY WAS:

#317

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JUST A PATIENT'S SCARED DAUGHTER.

#318

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CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TALK TO ME?

#319

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CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TALK TO ME?

#320

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ELLIOT, I KNOW EVERYONE THINKS

#321

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I'M THIS HUGE SCREW-UP.

#322

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I'M THIS HUGE SCREW-UP.

#323

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BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW

#324

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THAT I'M GONNA TURN IT AROUND.

#325

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DOUG, THIS IS A QUARANTINED AREA!

#326

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DOUG, THIS IS A QUARANTINED AREA!

#327

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IT'S OK, DOUG.

#328

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IT'S OK, DOUG.

#329

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YOU PROBABLY JUST DIDN'T SEE THE SIGNS.

#330

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SIGNS?

#331

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SIGNS?

#332

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OH, MAN, I'M HOPELESS.

#333

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COME ON, DOUG. YEAH.

#334

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COME ON, DOUG. YEAH.

#335

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HEY, SORRY AGAIN, GUYS. MY BAD.

#336

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HEY, SORRY AGAIN, GUYS. MY BAD.

#337

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GET OUTTA HERE! GET OUT!

#338

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WHAT AN IDIOT!

#339

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HEY, CALM DOWN.

#340

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YOU CALM DOWN.

#341

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OH, YEAH?

#342

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AAH!

#343

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I THOUGHT THAT WE COULD HEAD OVER TO MY TENNIS CLUB.

#344

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I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT'S GOING ON WITH MY SERVE.

#345

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I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT'S GOING ON WITH MY SERVE.

#346

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CAN YOU HOP A TALL FENCE? I'M A LITTLE BEHIND ON MY DUES.

#347

⇓

SURE, A BLACK GUY BREAKING INTO A COUNTRY CLUB.

#348

⇓

SURE, A BLACK GUY BREAKING INTO A COUNTRY CLUB.

#349

⇓

-HMM. NOTHING BAD -COULD HAPPEN THERE.

#350

⇓

YEAH, FINE. OK.

#351

⇓

YEAH, FINE. OK.

#352

⇓

I'LL GO PRACTICE. I'LL TELL YOU HOW IT WENT.

#353

⇓

JUST GIVE ME YOUR CELL PHONE NUMBER.

#354

⇓

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. LOOK, MR. KORMAN,

#355

⇓

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. LOOK, MR. KORMAN,

#356

⇓

I WILL SEE YOU WHENEVER I HAVE OFFICE HOURS.

#357

⇓

I WILL SEE YOU WHENEVER I HAVE OFFICE HOURS.

#358

⇓

BUT I WILL NOT SEE YOU OUTSIDE OF THIS HOSPITAL,

#359

⇓

AND THERE IS NO WAY THAT I WOULD EVER

#360

⇓

AND THERE IS NO WAY THAT I WOULD EVER

#361

⇓

GIVE YOU MY CELL PHONE NUMBER,

#362

⇓

NO MATTER HOW AWESOME OR PERFECT IT MAY BE.

#363

⇓

ARE WE CLEAR ON THAT?

#364

⇓

ARE WE CLEAR ON THAT?

#365

⇓

YES, DOCTOR.

#366

⇓

MAYBE IT'S JUST ME,

#367

⇓

BUT I WOULDN'T PUT UP WITH THAT.

#368

⇓

BUT I WOULDN'T PUT UP WITH THAT.

#369

⇓

I'M LISTENIN'.

#370

⇓

I GOTTA TELL YA, SITTIN' HERE

#371

⇓

WATCHIN' YOU PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD

#372

⇓

MAKES IT SEEM MUCH LESS HORRIFYING.

#373

⇓

MAKES IT SEEM MUCH LESS HORRIFYING.

#374

⇓

OH, I KNOW HOW I COME OFF.

#375

⇓

YOU KNOW, BUT I HAVE TO PUT THAT ACT ON FOR MY JOB.

#376

⇓

YOU KNOW, BUT I HAVE TO PUT THAT ACT ON FOR MY JOB.

#377

⇓

IT'S KIND OF LIKE HOW YOU ACT ALL NERDY AND SPASTIC

#378

⇓

IT'S KIND OF LIKE HOW YOU ACT ALL NERDY AND SPASTIC

#379

⇓

TO SEEM MORE ACCESSIBLE TO YOUR PATIENTS.

#380

⇓

I'M GLAD YOU GOT THAT.

#381

⇓

I'M GLAD YOU GOT THAT.

#382

⇓

YOU'RE SWEET.

#383

⇓

(THINKING) OH, MY GOD, IS SHE FLIRTING WITH ME?

#384

⇓

OH, MY GOD. AM I FLIRTING WITH YOU?

#385

⇓

OH, MY GOD. AM I FLIRTING WITH YOU?

#386

⇓

(THINKING) OH, MY GOD. IS SHE PSYCHIC?

#387

⇓

YOU MUST THINK I'M SUCH A MESS.

#388

⇓

YOU MUST THINK I'M SUCH A MESS.

#389

⇓

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO FLIRT.

#390

⇓

OH, COME ON, IT'S EASY. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

#391

⇓

OH, COME ON, IT'S EASY. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

#392

⇓

TAKE SOME OF THAT CUPCAKE FROSTING

#393

⇓

AND JUST LICK IT OFF YOUR FINGER.

#394

⇓

YOU MEAN...LIKE THIS?

#395

⇓

YOU MEAN...LIKE THIS?

#396

⇓

I THINK THAT WAS MASHED POTATOES.

#397

⇓

(THINKING) WAIT, IS SHE INTO ME?

#398

⇓

(THINKING) WAIT, IS SHE INTO ME?

#399

⇓

QUICK, MAKE A BAD JOKE AND SEE IF SHE LAUGHS.

#400

⇓

DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE SKELETON

#401

⇓

WHO COULDN'T GO TO THE PARTY?

#402

⇓

WHO COULDN'T GO TO THE PARTY?

#403

⇓

HE HAD NO BODY TO GO WITH.

#404

⇓

(LAUGHS) THAT'S REALLY FUNNY.

#405

⇓

(LAUGHS) THAT'S REALLY FUNNY.

#406

⇓

(THINKING) WELL, THAT'S NOT A FAIR TEST.

#407

⇓

THAT JOKE'S HILARIOUS.

#408

⇓

THAT JOKE'S HILARIOUS.

#409

⇓

STILL, RIGHT THEN, I DECIDED SOMETHING.

#410

⇓

LISTEN, I KNOW YOU HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT MS. BRODERICK.

#411

⇓

LISTEN, I KNOW YOU HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT MS. BRODERICK.

#412

⇓

-BUT HER FATHER IS -IN NEED OF MEDICAL CARE,

#413

⇓

AND IT IS OUR MORAL OBLIGATION TO TREAT HIM,

#414

⇓

AND IT IS OUR MORAL OBLIGATION TO TREAT HIM,

#415

⇓

WHETHER HIS DAUGHTER IS A MURDERER

#416

⇓

OR A DRUG ADDICT OR A TERRORIST.

#417

⇓

OR A DRUG ADDICT OR A TERRORIST.

#418

⇓

I KNOW. BUT A LAWYER?

#419

⇓

EVEN A LAWYER. THAT'S WHAT WE DO.

#420

⇓

EVEN A LAWYER. THAT'S WHAT WE DO.

#421

⇓

WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS CRAP?

#422

⇓

(THINKING) IT'S NICE TO HAVE THE RIGHT ANSWER

#423

⇓

(THINKING) IT'S NICE TO HAVE THE RIGHT ANSWER

#424

⇓

TO A TOUGH QUESTION.

#425

⇓

YOU DID.

#426

⇓

OH.

#427

⇓

OH.

#428

⇓

J.D., NARRATING: IT'S DEFINITELY BETTER

#429

⇓

THAN HAVING NO ANSWER AT ALL.

#430

⇓

ELLIOT, DO YOU THINK I SHOULD EVEN BE A DOCTOR?

#431

⇓

ELLIOT, DO YOU THINK I SHOULD EVEN BE A DOCTOR?

#432

⇓

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

#433

⇓

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

#434

⇓

NOT AT DINNER.

#435

⇓

BABY, IF YOU CALL TURK, YOU GET TURK.

#436

⇓

BABY, IF YOU CALL TURK, YOU GET TURK.

#437

⇓

YOU GOT TURK.

#438

⇓

J.D., NARRATING: IF YOU DO ANSWER,

#439

⇓

J.D., NARRATING: IF YOU DO ANSWER,

#440

⇓

YOU'D BETTER BE PREPARED FOR THE WORST.

#441

⇓

MR. KORMAN ON PHONE: HI. DO YOU HAVE A SEC?

#442

⇓

MR. KORMAN ON PHONE: HI. DO YOU HAVE A SEC?

#443

⇓

WHO GAVE YOU THIS NUMBER?

#444

⇓

(KNOCKS)

#445

⇓

(KNOCKS)

#446

⇓

HE DID.

#447

⇓

I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU THERE, NEWBIE.

#448

⇓

YOU REALLY IMPRESSED ME

#449

⇓

YOU REALLY IMPRESSED ME

#450

⇓

BY PARODYING MY ETHICAL SPEECH BACK THERE.

#451

⇓

WHAT THE HELL GOT INTO YOU?

#452

⇓

(NARRATING) AS FOR ME,

#453

⇓

I DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING, AND HE KNEW.

#454

⇓

OH, PRISCILLA, YOU ARE SO BUSTED.

#455

⇓

OH, PRISCILLA, YOU ARE SO BUSTED.

#456

⇓

(THINKING) DAMN IT. HE SEES LIKE A HAWK.

#457

⇓

(THINKING) DAMN IT. HE SEES LIKE A HAWK.

#458

⇓

SO NOW WHAT, SHE JUST BATS HER EYES,

#459

⇓

AND YOU CHANGE YOUR TUNE?

#460

⇓

AND YOU CHANGE YOUR TUNE?

#461

⇓

WHO IN THE HELL AM I KIDDING?

#462

⇓

OF COURSE YOU FELL FOR HER ACT.

#463

⇓

YOU'RE THE LONELIEST GUY IN THIS HOSPITAL.

#464

⇓

YOU'RE THE LONELIEST GUY IN THIS HOSPITAL.

#465

⇓

OH, NO. HE'S NOT THE LONELIEST GUY.

#466

⇓

THAT'S THE LONELIEST GUY. WATCH THIS.

#467

⇓

THAT'S THE LONELIEST GUY. WATCH THIS.

#468

⇓

EXCUSE ME.

#469

⇓

MMM...

#470

⇓

MMM...

#471

⇓

NEENA PLAYED YOU LIKE THE PROUD OWNER

#472

⇓

OF THE WORLD'S LONGEST DRY STREAK.

#473

⇓

OF THE WORLD'S LONGEST DRY STREAK.

#474

⇓

YOU KNOW WHAT? CAN I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION?

#475

⇓

EXACTLY HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN

#476

⇓

EXACTLY HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN

#477

⇓

SINCE YOU'VE SWIPED THE STUFFED ANIMALS OFF YOUR BED,

#478

⇓

THROWN YOUR ANKLES UP IN THE AIR,

#479

⇓

THROWN YOUR ANKLES UP IN THE AIR,

#480

⇓

AND THANKED WHATEVER GOD YOU PRAY TO

#481

⇓

THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ON YOUR GRANNY PANTIES?

#482

⇓

THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ON YOUR GRANNY PANTIES?

#483

⇓

FOR YOUR INFORMATION, THERE'S A CERTAIN FOXY NURSE

#484

⇓

THAT REQUESTED MY SERVICES AT HER APARTMENT

#485

⇓

THAT REQUESTED MY SERVICES AT HER APARTMENT

#486

⇓

JUST LAST WEEKEND.

#487

⇓

J.D.: HOLD ON. I'M ALMOST THERE.

#488

⇓

J.D.: HOLD ON. I'M ALMOST THERE.

#489

⇓

(RATTLES)

#490

⇓

OK, YOUR NEW BED'S ALL IN.

#491

⇓

OK, YOUR NEW BED'S ALL IN.

#492

⇓

WHAT NOW?

#493

⇓

YOU LEAVE.

#494

⇓

YOU LEAVE.

#495

⇓

I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND -WHY HE -COULDN'T DO IT.

#496

⇓

I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND -WHY HE -COULDN'T DO IT.

#497

⇓

ALL RIGHT. EVEN IF I AM A LITTLE DESPERATE,

#498

⇓

ALL RIGHT. EVEN IF I AM A LITTLE DESPERATE,

#499

⇓

NEENA WAS NOT PLAYING ME.

#500

⇓

I WAS PLAYING YOU.

#501

⇓

YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE HE'S HERE.

#502

⇓

YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE HE'S HERE.

#503

⇓

NO, I MANIPULATED YOU.

#504

⇓

YOU'RE JUST -SAYING THAT -BECAUSE HE'S HERE.

#505

⇓

YOU'RE JUST -SAYING THAT -BECAUSE HE'S HERE.

#506

⇓

OK, WE SEEM TO BE IN A BIT OF A LOOP HERE,

#507

⇓

SO I'M JUST GONNA STEP OVER AND TALK TO THIS ONE.

#508

⇓

SO I'M JUST GONNA STEP OVER AND TALK TO THIS ONE.

#509

⇓

ARE YOU GONNA DO THE PROCEDURE ON MY FATHER OR NOT?

#510

⇓

I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND LEAVE THIS DECISION UP TO THE LONELY GUY.

#511

⇓

I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND LEAVE THIS DECISION UP TO THE LONELY GUY.

#512

⇓

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

#513

⇓

AH. HIDING FROM DOUG.

#514

⇓

AH. HIDING FROM DOUG.

#515

⇓

HE ASKED ME A QUESTION I HAVEN'T ANSWERED YET. YOU?

#516

⇓

I WAS TRYIN' TO MAKE A DRAMATIC EXIT.

#517

⇓

I WAS TRYIN' TO MAKE A DRAMATIC EXIT.

#518

⇓

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PATIENT'S ROOM.

#519

⇓

RIGHT.

#520

⇓

RIGHT.

#521

⇓

WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?

#522

⇓

THIS IS A HOSPITAL. HE SHOULD REALLY HAVE HIS SHIRT ON.

#523

⇓

YEAH.

#524

⇓

DYNAMITE AREOLAS, THOUGH, HUH?

#525

⇓

DYNAMITE AREOLAS, THOUGH, HUH?

#526

⇓

(WHISTLES) HEY, NIGHT SCHOOL.

#527

⇓

(WHISTLES) HEY, NIGHT SCHOOL.

#528

⇓

MR. KORMAN FOLLOWED US HOME LAST NIGHT.

#529

⇓

MR. KORMAN FOLLOWED US HOME LAST NIGHT.

#530

⇓

HOW'D YOU GET MY CELL PHONE NUMBER?

#531

⇓

EH, ONCE YOU'VE GOT SOMEBODY'S DRIVER'S LICENSE AND A URINE SAMPLE,

#532

⇓

EH, ONCE YOU'VE GOT SOMEBODY'S DRIVER'S LICENSE AND A URINE SAMPLE,

#533

⇓

YOU CAN GET JUST ABOUT ANYTHING.

#534

⇓

HOW DO YOU FLUNK EIGHTH GRADE GYM?

#535

⇓

HOW DO YOU FLUNK EIGHTH GRADE GYM?

#536

⇓

YOU'D BETTER STOP MESSING WITH MY HUSBAND.

#537

⇓

TELL HIM TO STOP MESSIN' WITH MY WALLS!

#538

⇓

TELL HIM TO STOP MESSIN' WITH MY WALLS!

#539

⇓

YOU DID THIS?

#540

⇓

BABY, YOU KNOW YOU'RE MY WORLD.

#541

⇓

BABY, YOU KNOW YOU'RE MY WORLD.

#542

⇓

I'M OUT.

#543

⇓

I'M OUT.

#544

⇓

I FLUNKED GYM, TOO.

#545

⇓

I FLUNKED GYM, TOO.

#546

⇓

DIDN'T LIKE THE SHORTS.

#547

⇓

BY THE WAY, YOUR NUMBER ISN'T "CALL TURK."

#548

⇓

BY THE WAY, YOUR NUMBER ISN'T "CALL TURK."

#549

⇓

IT'S "CALL TUR."

#550

⇓

IT'D BE EASIER IF YOUR NAME WAS CAL TURK.

#551

⇓

THERE'S NOBODY NAMED CAL TURK.

#552

⇓

THERE'S NOBODY NAMED CAL TURK.

#553

⇓

CAL TURK HERE. WE DON'T SELL INSURANCE.

#554

⇓

CAL TURK HERE. WE DON'T SELL INSURANCE.

#555

⇓

WE SELL PEACE OF MIND...

#556

⇓

BUT ONLY TO WHITE PEOPLE.

#557

⇓

BUT ONLY TO WHITE PEOPLE.

#558

⇓

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MILK?

#559

⇓

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MILK?

#560

⇓

CARLA, HAVE YOU SEEN MS. BRODERICK?

#561

⇓

MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK TED.

#562

⇓

MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK TED.

#563

⇓

SO SHE'S NEARBY.

#564

⇓

SO SHE'S NEARBY.

#565

⇓

MM-HMM.

#566

⇓

YOUR FATHER'S GONNA BE JUST FINE.

#567

⇓

YOUR FATHER'S GONNA BE JUST FINE.

#568

⇓

THE PLACE IS TOPNOTCH. I PRACTICALLY LIVE HERE.

#569

⇓

ARE YOU A DOCTOR?

#570

⇓

ARE YOU A DOCTOR?

#571

⇓

MASSIVE HYPOCHONDRIAC. IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

#572

⇓

I HAVE TO GO HARASS A SURGEON.

#573

⇓

I HAVE TO GO HARASS A SURGEON.

#574

⇓

IF YOU'VE COME TO TELL ME YOUR DECISION ABOUT MY FATHER,

#575

⇓

JUST SAY IT AND LEAVE.

#576

⇓

LOOK, YOUR LITTLE ICE SHOW DOESN'T WORK ON ME, OK?

#577

⇓

LOOK, YOUR LITTLE ICE SHOW DOESN'T WORK ON ME, OK?

#578

⇓

I'VE SEEN THE REAL YOU. YOU CAN'T EVEN FLIRT.

#579

⇓

OH, REALLY?

#580

⇓

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

#581

⇓

I LOVE MY DAD. I'D DO ANYTHING.

#582

⇓

BUT IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,

#583

⇓

I THINK YOU'RE REALLY SWEET.

#584

⇓

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT?

#585

⇓

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT?

#586

⇓

WELL, YOU CAN'T. I ALREADY LIED TO YOU ONCE.

#587

⇓

SO THE TRUST IS BROKEN EVEN THOUGH I'D NEVER LIE TO YOU AGAIN.

#588

⇓

SO THE TRUST IS BROKEN EVEN THOUGH I'D NEVER LIE TO YOU AGAIN.

#589

⇓

REALLY? WHO KNOWS?

#590

⇓

LOOK, DO WHATEVER YOU THINK IS RIGHT,

#591

⇓

REGARDLESS OF HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU.

#592

⇓

REGARDLESS OF HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU.

#593

⇓

AND IF IT HELPS YOU OUT, I'M NOT THE LEAST BIT INTERESTED.

#594

⇓

(THINKING)LIKE THAT MATTERS. I'M -NOT THAT -LONELY.

#595

⇓

(THINKING)LIKE THAT MATTERS. I'M -NOT THAT -LONELY.

#596

⇓

MMM... MMM...

#597

⇓

MMM... MMM...

#598

⇓

J.D. NARRATING: WHEN YOU'RE FACED WITH A BIG DECISION,

#599

⇓

J.D. NARRATING: WHEN YOU'RE FACED WITH A BIG DECISION,

#600

⇓

SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO BE ALONE WITH YOUR THOUGHTS.

#601

⇓

OF COURSE, IN A HOSPITAL, THAT'S A PROBLEM.

#602

⇓

OF COURSE, IN A HOSPITAL, THAT'S A PROBLEM.

#603

⇓

SEE, AROUND HERE, PLACES TO BE ALONE ARE HARD TO COME BY.

#604

⇓

SEE, AROUND HERE, PLACES TO BE ALONE ARE HARD TO COME BY.

#605

⇓

HOW DO I DECIDE IF WE SHOULD DO THE PROCEDURE OR NOT?

#606

⇓

HOW DO I DECIDE IF WE SHOULD DO THE PROCEDURE OR NOT?

#607

⇓

HOW DO I TELL SOMEONE HE SHOULDN'T BE A DOCTOR?

#608

⇓

HOW DO I TELL SOMEONE HE SHOULDN'T BE A DOCTOR?

#609

⇓

HOW DO I GET MY PATIENT TO STOP STALKING ME?

#610

⇓

HOW DO I GET MY PATIENT TO STOP STALKING ME?

#611

⇓

(THINKING) HOW DO I GET THESE PEOPLE TO REALIZE

#612

⇓

THAT JUST BECAUSE I'M IN A COMA DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T HEAR THEM?

#613

⇓

THAT JUST BECAUSE I'M IN A COMA DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T HEAR THEM?

#614

⇓

I'M HUNGRY.

#615

⇓

TURK, THE WAY I SEE IT, YOU GOT 2 OPTIONS.

#616

⇓

TURK, THE WAY I SEE IT, YOU GOT 2 OPTIONS.

#617

⇓

YOU CAN GO HARD-CORE MR. KORMAN -

#618

⇓

SLAP A RESTRAINING ORDER ON HIM AND SWITCH HIM TO ANOTHER DOCTOR.

#619

⇓

SLAP A RESTRAINING ORDER ON HIM AND SWITCH HIM TO ANOTHER DOCTOR.

#620

⇓

THE GUY'S A PAIN IN THE ASS, BUT I CAN'T DO THAT TO HIM.

#621

⇓

THE GUY'S A PAIN IN THE ASS, BUT I CAN'T DO THAT TO HIM.

#622

⇓

THEN YOU JUST HAVE TO RE-ESTABLISH YOUR BOUNDARIES

#623

⇓

AND WEAN HIM OFF THE HOME VISITS. IT'S EASY. OF COURSE,

#624

⇓

AND WEAN HIM OFF THE HOME VISITS. IT'S EASY. OF COURSE,

#625

⇓

YOU'LL DEFINITELY HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR CELL PHONE NUMBER.

#626

⇓

MR. KORMAN, I'VE FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER,

#627

⇓

WHICH MEANS IF YOU COME TO MY HOUSE, CALL MY CELL PHONE -

#628

⇓

WHICH MEANS IF YOU COME TO MY HOUSE, CALL MY CELL PHONE -

#629

⇓

EXCUSE ME. I KNOW WHAT A RESTRAINING ORDER IS.

#630

⇓

EXCUSE ME. I KNOW WHAT A RESTRAINING ORDER IS.

#631

⇓

-YOU ACT LIKE -I'VE NEVER DATED.

#632

⇓

GOOD-BYE, MR. KORMAN.

#633

⇓

GOOD-BYE, MR. KORMAN.

#634

⇓

J.D. NARRATING: TURK'S INCREDIBLE SELFISHNESS

#635

⇓

IN SACRIFICING A PATIENT TO KEEP HIS CELL PHONE NUMBER

#636

⇓

IN SACRIFICING A PATIENT TO KEEP HIS CELL PHONE NUMBER

#637

⇓

MOTIVATED ELLIOT AND I TO DO THE RIGHT THING.

#638

⇓

DO THE PROCEDURE.

#639

⇓

DO THE PROCEDURE.

#640

⇓

OK.

#641

⇓

J.D. NARRATING: EVEN IF THE RIGHT THING IS REALLY HARD.

#642

⇓

DOUG, I'M SORRY, BUT...

#643

⇓

DOUG, I'M SORRY, BUT...

#644

⇓

I DON'T THINK YOU'RE CUT OUT FOR BEING A DOCTOR.

#645

⇓

WOW.

#646

⇓

I CANNOT FIGURE OUT HOW THIS GUY DIED.

#647

⇓

I CANNOT FIGURE OUT HOW THIS GUY DIED.

#648

⇓

I'M BETTING HE TOOK A PARACENTESIS NEEDLE TO THE AORTA.

#649

⇓

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BEFORE?

#650

⇓

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BEFORE?

#651

⇓

SEEN IT? UPSTAIRS, THEY CALL THAT A "DOUG."

#652

⇓

SEEN IT? UPSTAIRS, THEY CALL THAT A "DOUG."

#653

⇓

YOU GOT ANY OTHERS YOU CAN'T FIGURE OUT?

#654

⇓

DOCTOR-PRESCRIBED OVERDOSAGE OF FENTANYL.

#655

⇓

DOCTOR-PRESCRIBED OVERDOSAGE OF FENTANYL.

#656

⇓

DISSECTED LEFT MAIN DURING A CARDIAC CATHETERIZATION.

#657

⇓

WE LOOK UNDER MR. PANCREAS...

#658

⇓

WE LOOK UNDER MR. PANCREAS...

#659

⇓

AND...THERE IT IS.

#660

⇓

AND...THERE IT IS.

#661

⇓

AH! HE'S THE BEST I'VE EVER SEEN.

#662

⇓

MIND IF WE STEAL HIM FROM YOU?

#663

⇓

MIND IF WE STEAL HIM FROM YOU?

#664

⇓

I CAN LIVE WITH IT.

#665

⇓

WELL...MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

#666

⇓

WELL...MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

#667

⇓

I'LL GET THOSE. (CHUCKLES, CLEARS THROAT UNCOMFORTABLY)

#668

⇓

I'LL GET THOSE. (CHUCKLES, CLEARS THROAT UNCOMFORTABLY)

#669

⇓

SO, MY DAD'S GONNA BE OK?

#670

⇓

HE'S GREAT.

#671

⇓

THANK YOU. AND I HOPE

#672

⇓

THANK YOU. AND I HOPE

#673

⇓

I DIDN'T RUFFLE YOUR FEATHERS TOO MUCH WHILE I WAS HERE.

#674

⇓

SWEETHEART, I FIND IT AMUSING THAT YOU THINK

#675

⇓

SWEETHEART, I FIND IT AMUSING THAT YOU THINK

#676

⇓

YOU'RE SO MUCH AS A BLIP ON MY RADAR.

#677

⇓

YOU'RE SO MUCH AS A BLIP ON MY RADAR.

#678

⇓

YOU OUGHT TO GO OUT AND JOT THIS DOWN

#679

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IN YOUR LITTLE LAWYER NOTEBOOK:

#680

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NOTHING YOU COULD POSSIBLY DO COULD EVER,

#681

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NOTHING YOU COULD POSSIBLY DO COULD EVER,

#682

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-HEE-HEVER, -GET...TO ME.

#683

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-HEE-HEVER, -GET...TO ME.

#684

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I SHOULD PROBABLY -THANK HIM, -TOO.

#685

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OH...MY GOD.

#686

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OH...MY GOD.

#687

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I'M GAGGING AND VOMITING AT THE SAME TIME.

#688

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I'M GAGGING AND VOMITING AT THE SAME TIME.

#689

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I'M...

#690

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I'M GAVOMITING.

#691

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I'M GAVOMITING.

#692

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YOU KNOW, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO PISS HIM OFF,

#693

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YOU KNOW, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO PISS HIM OFF,

#694

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WE SHOULD FOLLOW HIM TO HIS OFFICE AND JUST HAVE SEX RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM.

#695

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AHH, THAT WOULD NEVER WORK. I COULDN'T PERFORM. IT'S A MENTOR THING.

#696

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AHH, THAT WOULD NEVER WORK. I COULDN'T PERFORM. IT'S A MENTOR THING.

#697

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OK. THANK YOU.

#698

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OK. THANK YOU.

#699

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OK, I'M CONFUSED. I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T INTERESTED IN ME.

#700

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MAYBE I JUST SAID THAT TO MAKE IT EASIER FOR YOU.

#701

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MAYBE I JUST SAID THAT TO MAKE IT EASIER FOR YOU.

#702

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OR MAYBE I SAID IT 'CAUSE I KNEW YOU'D DO WHAT I WANTED YOU TO.

#703

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OR MAYBE I SAID IT 'CAUSE I KNEW YOU'D DO WHAT I WANTED YOU TO.

#704

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I'M NOT SURE YET.

#705

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J.D. NARRATING: AS I STOOD THERE CONFUSED

#706

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BUT ENJOYING NEENA'S VERY LONG KISS

#707

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BUT ENJOYING NEENA'S VERY LONG KISS

#708

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WITH JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF TONGUE,

#709

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I THOUGHT ABOUT HOW WHEN YOU MAKE TOUGH DECISIONS, GOOD THINGS CAN HAPPEN.

#710

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I THOUGHT ABOUT HOW WHEN YOU MAKE TOUGH DECISIONS, GOOD THINGS CAN HAPPEN.

#711

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J.D. CONTINUING: LIKE THE CONFIDENCE YOU CAN GAIN

#712

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J.D. CONTINUING: LIKE THE CONFIDENCE YOU CAN GAIN

#713

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FROM FINDING YOUR TRUE CALLING.

#714

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HEY, NELSON. GOT SOME OF YOUR HANDIWORK DOWN IN THE MORGUE TODAY.

#715

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HEY, NELSON. GOT SOME OF YOUR HANDIWORK DOWN IN THE MORGUE TODAY.

#716

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YOU OPERATING WITH A BLINDFOLD ON OR WHAT?

#717

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YOU OPERATING WITH A BLINDFOLD ON OR WHAT?

#718

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(CHUCKLES)

#719

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J.D., CONTINUING: AND WHEN YOU MAKE DECISIONS FOR THE WRONG REASONS,

#720

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THEY CAN COME BACK TO BITE YOU IN THE ASS.

#721

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THEY CAN COME BACK TO BITE YOU IN THE ASS.

#722

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10 FEET, MR. KORMAN!

#723

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NO PROBLEM. I'M SUING YOU.

#724

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NO PROBLEM. I'M SUING YOU.

#725

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(BEEP)

#726

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(BEEP)

#727

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DUDE, MR. KORMAN IS SUING ME,

#728

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AND THAT ICE PRINCESS IS HIS ATTORNEY!

#729

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AND THAT ICE PRINCESS IS HIS ATTORNEY!

#730

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WHEN DID HE GET A CHANCE TO MEET HER?!

#731

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WHAT AM I GONNA DO? "CALL TURK" AS SOON AS YOU GET THIS.

#732

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WHAT AM I GONNA DO? "CALL TURK" AS SOON AS YOU GET THIS.

#733

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ARE YOU COMING IN OR WHAT?

#734

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ARE YOU COMING IN OR WHAT?

#735

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J.D. NARRATING: IN THE END, IT'S ALWAYS BEST

#736

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TO RELY ON YOUR PRINCIPLES TO MAKE DECISIONS.

#737

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TO RELY ON YOUR PRINCIPLES TO MAKE DECISIONS.

#738

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HELL, YEAH.

#739

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(BEEP)

#740

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(BEEP)

#741

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MESSAGE DELETED.

#742

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#743

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EDITED BY ACCESS INNOVATION MEDIA WWW.AI-MEDIA.TV

#744

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