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Season 4, Episode 11 — My Unicorn

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Scrubs

Episode title: My Unicorn

Air date: November 23, 2004

Director: Matthew Perry

Top billed cast: Zach Braff, Donald Faison, John C. McGinley, Sarah Chalke, Judy Reyes, Ken Jenkins

J.D. takes matters into his own hands, when searching for a relative for his favorite patient. Meanwhile, Elliot is fed up with coworkers not taking her serious and discovers, that she can get her way by flaunting her femininity with some help from Carla and Jordan.

Source: TMDB

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J.D.: LIFE IN A HOSPITAL IS NEVER BORING.

boring hospital life

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J.D.: LIFE IN A HOSPITAL IS NEVER BORING.

boring hospital life

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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

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PRACTICING OUR SLOW MOTION RUN.

motion practicing slow slow-motion

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MAKES EVERYTHING SEEM MORE DRAMATIC.

dramatic makes

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MAKES EVERYTHING SEEM MORE DRAMATIC.

dramatic makes

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YOU'RE DOCTORS. DOCTORS!

doctors

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YOU'RE DOCTORS. DOCTORS!

doctors

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BABY.

baby

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GO GET HER, TURK.

turk

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(IN SLOW MOTION) WAAIIITT.

motion slow slow-motion

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(IN SLOW MOTION) WAAIIITT.

motion slow slow-motion

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OH, HE'S SLOW.

slow

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OH, HE'S SLOW.

slow

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(THINKING) TIME TO GO SEE MY FAVOURITE PATIENT:

favourite favourite-patient patient thinking

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(THINKING) TIME TO GO SEE MY FAVOURITE PATIENT:

favourite favourite-patient patient thinking

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MR. GREGORY MARKS.

gregory marks

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HE MAY NEED A NEW KIDNEY,

kidney

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BUT HE SURE AS HELL DOESN'T NEED A NEW HEART.

heart

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HEY, I BOUGHT YOU A PRESENT.

bought present

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HEY, I BOUGHT YOU A PRESENT.

bought present

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OH, MY GOD. A JOURNAL!

journal

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WELL, YOU SEEM LIKE THE KIND OF SENSITIVE YOUNG BUCK

buck sensitive young

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WELL, YOU SEEM LIKE THE KIND OF SENSITIVE YOUNG BUCK

buck sensitive young

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THAT LIKES TO CHRONICLE HIS FEELINGS.

feelings likes

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(THINKING) I CAN'T WAIT TO CHRONICLE THIS ONE.

thinking

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(THINKING) I CAN'T WAIT TO CHRONICLE THIS ONE.

thinking

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(CHOKED UP) OH, GOD.

choked

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I GOTTA TELL YOU, MR. MARKS,

marks

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I GOTTA TELL YOU, MR. MARKS,

marks

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EVEN THOUGH I KNOW YOU'D NEVER TAKE IT,

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I'D GIVE YOU ONE OF MY KIDNEYS IN A SECOND.

kidneys second

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OH, NO, I WOULD DEFINITELY TAKE IT.

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OH, NO, I WOULD DEFINITELY TAKE IT.

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I WOULD TAKE IT WITH MY BARE HANDS.

bare bare-hands hands

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AWESOME.

awesome

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AWESOME.

awesome

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WELL, LET ME CHECK YOUR CHART AND SEE - SEE IF WE'RE A MATCH.

chart check match

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WELL, LET ME CHECK YOUR CHART AND SEE - SEE IF WE'RE A MATCH.

chart check match

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(THINKING) PLEASE DON'T BE A MATCH! PLEASE DON'T BE A MATCH!

match thinking

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(THINKING) PLEASE DON'T BE A MATCH! PLEASE DON'T BE A MATCH!

match thinking

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BLOOD TYPE O. NOT A MATCH. YES! YES! YES! YES!

blood match type

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I'M SO SORRY.

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I'M SO SORRY.

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DO YOU HAVE CHOCOLATE CAKE TODAY?

cake chocolate chocolate-cake today

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NOPE.

nope

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NOPE.

nope

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WELL, ISN'T THAT JUST THE PICKLE

pickle

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ON THE GIANT CRAP SANDWICH THAT IS MY DAY.

giant sandwich

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ON THE GIANT CRAP SANDWICH THAT IS MY DAY.

giant sandwich

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ELLIOT, RELAX. I NEVER GET CHOCOLATE CAKE.

cake chocolate chocolate-cake elliot relax

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OH, RIGHT. 'CAUSE YOU'RE DIABETIC.

diabetic

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OH, RIGHT. 'CAUSE YOU'RE DIABETIC.

diabetic

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BOO-HOO. YOU KNOW WHAT, TURK?

turk

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IF YOU WANT SYMPATHY,

sympathy

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GET A DISEASE PEOPLE CAN SEE.

disease

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GET A DISEASE PEOPLE CAN SEE.

disease

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WOW.

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OH, MY GOD. I'M SO SORRY.

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I'M JUST HAVING THE WORST DAY.

having worst

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I'M JUST HAVING THE WORST DAY.

having worst

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IT'S NO BIGGIE.

biggie

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FORGIVE AND FORGET, RIGHT?

forget forgive

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FORGIVE AND FORGET, RIGHT?

forget forgive

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HA HA HA.

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PLEASE GET HER.

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I'VE BEEN KICKING ASS LATELY,

kicking lately

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I'VE BEEN KICKING ASS LATELY,

kicking lately

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BUT THIS PLACE IS SUCH A BOYS' CLUB,

boys club place

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I STILL CAN'T EVEN GET X-RAYS OR LAB TESTS BACK ON TIME.

rays tests

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I STILL CAN'T EVEN GET X-RAYS OR LAB TESTS BACK ON TIME.

rays tests

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HEY, ELLIOT,

elliot

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IF YOU'RE DESPERATE TO GET THINGS DONE,

desperate

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YOU COULD ALWAYS DO WHAT JORDAN DOES.

jordan

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YOU COULD ALWAYS DO WHAT JORDAN DOES.

jordan

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COULD YOU MOVE MY CAR OUT OF THE SUN?

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COULD YOU MOVE MY CAR OUT OF THE SUN?

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IF THE SEAT GETS TOO HOT,

seat

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MY THIGHS GET ALL PINK AND SWEATY.

pink sweaty thighs

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MY THIGHS GET ALL PINK AND SWEATY.

pink sweaty thighs

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YEAH. BYE-BYE, SECURITY GUARD.

guard security security-guard

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YEAH. BYE-BYE, SECURITY GUARD.

guard security security-guard

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VERY CLASSY.

classy

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VERY CLASSY.

classy

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DON'T JUDGE ME, STICK.

judge stick

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YOU DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO LEVEL THE PLAYING FIELD.

field level playing playing-field

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WELL, CARLA AND I WOULD NEVER BEHAVE THAT WAY.

behave carla

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WELL, CARLA AND I WOULD NEVER BEHAVE THAT WAY.

behave carla

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THANK YOU.

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THANK YOU.

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HOW'D YOU GET CHOCOLATE CAKE?

cake chocolate chocolate-cake howd

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HE SAID THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY.

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OH, I JUST DID LIKE THIS AND SAID,

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OH, I JUST DID LIKE THIS AND SAID,

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(SEXY VOICE) "GOT CAKE?"

cake sexy voice

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THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

ridiculous

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YOU DON'T JUST GET CAKE BY GOING LIKE THIS

cake

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HELLO, HEATHER.

heather

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HELLO, HEATHER.

heather

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YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I FOUND ON THE COMPUTER.

computer found

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WAS IT A SET OF ADULT MALE SHOULDERS?

adult male shoulders

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WAS IT A SET OF ADULT MALE SHOULDERS?

adult male shoulders

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THEY HAD TO TRIM THEM TO GET ME OUT OF THAT WELL.

trim

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OH, RIGHT. ANYWAY, YOU KNOW MR. MARKS?

marks

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OH, RIGHT. ANYWAY, YOU KNOW MR. MARKS?

marks

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HE SAID HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY FAMILY TO BE A KIDNEY DONOR,

donor family kidney

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BUT HE'S GOT A SON.

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BUT HE'S GOT A SON.

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I GOTTA FIND THIS GUY.

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LOOK, NEWBIE, THERE ARE TIMES

newbie times

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A MAN WANTS TO KEEP SOMETHING TO HIMSELF,

wants

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A MAN WANTS TO KEEP SOMETHING TO HIMSELF,

wants

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LIKE, SAY, HE'S GOT A SON,

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OR HE'S 29 YEARS OLD AND KEEPS A JOURNAL

journal keeps years

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WITH A UNICORN DRAWN ON THE COVER.

cover drawn unicorn

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WITH A UNICORN DRAWN ON THE COVER.

cover drawn unicorn

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UH, THAT'S A HORSE WITH A SWORD ON HIS HEAD,

head horse sword

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AND HE'S THERE TO GUARD MY HOPES AND DREAMS.

dreams guard hopes

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AND HE'S THERE TO GUARD MY HOPES AND DREAMS.

dreams guard hopes

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COME ON. IF THE GUY DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT HIS SON,

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-I'M SURE HE HAD -A PRETTY GOOD REASON.

reason

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-I'M SURE HE HAD -A PRETTY GOOD REASON.

reason

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YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS DO THIS.

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YOU GET TOO INVOLVED IN PATIENTS' LIVES.

involved lives patients

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AND JUST EXACTLY HOW DOES THAT USUALLY WORK OUT FOR YOU?

usually

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AND JUST EXACTLY HOW DOES THAT USUALLY WORK OUT FOR YOU?

usually

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EVENTUALLY, SOMEONE'S GONNA MISS ME, JERRY.

eventually jerry miss someones

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EVENTUALLY, SOMEONE'S GONNA MISS ME, JERRY.

eventually jerry miss someones

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OH, GOD, NO.

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OH, GOD, NO.

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HE MADE ME -WATCH EVERWOOD.

watch

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-YEAH, YEAH. LOOK,

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-YEAH, YEAH. LOOK,

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CLAUDIA, JUST PROMISE ME

promise

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YOU WON'T GET TOO INVOLVED WITH YOUR PATIENT, OK?

involved patient

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YOU WON'T GET TOO INVOLVED WITH YOUR PATIENT, OK?

involved patient

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(GROANS)

groans

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J.D: AFTER GETTING MORE INVOLVED,

involved

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J.D: AFTER GETTING MORE INVOLVED,

involved

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I FOUND OUT MR. MARKS' SON WAS AN AIR-TRAFFIC CONTROLLER

controller found marks traffic

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AT A SMALL PRIVATE AIRPORT.

airport private

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AT A SMALL PRIVATE AIRPORT.

airport private

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COME ON. I DON'T WANT -

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RELAX, WOULD YOU? RELAX.

relax

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RELAX, WOULD YOU? RELAX.

relax

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I'M GONNA PUT HER ON THE SPEAKERPHONE.

speakerphone

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IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF HER VOICE, SHE'S HISTORY.

history sound voice

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IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF HER VOICE, SHE'S HISTORY.

history sound voice

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I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING -ABOUT WINGS:

wings

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I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING -ABOUT WINGS:

wings

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-THEY REALLY GOT IT RIGHT.

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EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU MURRAY MARKS?

excuse marks murray

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EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU MURRAY MARKS?

excuse marks murray

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I'M BUSY.

busy

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YOU DON'T LOOK BUSY.

busy

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MAN, ON INTERCOM: TOWER, THIS IS FLIGHT 117.

flight intercom tower

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WE'VE LOST AN ENGINE.

engine lost

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WE'VE LOST AN ENGINE.

engine lost

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YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M NOT BUSY.

busy

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YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M NOT BUSY.

busy

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YOU CAN TAKE THAT.

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NO, NO, NO. LET'S TALK.

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MAN, ON INTERCOM: OH, GOD! WE'VE LOST THE OTHER ENGINE.

engine intercom lost

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MAN, ON INTERCOM: OH, GOD! WE'VE LOST THE OTHER ENGINE.

engine intercom lost

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TAKE IT! TAKE IT!

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OK.

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PULL UP, 117. PULL UP.

pull

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PULL UP, 117. PULL UP.

pull

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(STATIC)

static

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HELLO? (STATIC)

static

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HELLO?

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HELLO?

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(STATIC)

static

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WE LOST 'EM.

lost

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SO WHAT WAS YOUR THING?

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SHOULDN'T YOU CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT OR SOMETHING?!

department fire fire-department

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SHOULDN'T YOU CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT OR SOMETHING?!

department fire fire-department

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NAH, NAH. THAT WAS JUST MICKEY FOOLING AROUND.

fooling mickey

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HEY.

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HEY.

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THIS IS A TINY AIRPORT.

airport tiny

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WE GET, LIKE, ONE AIRPLANE A DAY.

airplane

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EEEHHHHH.

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EEEHHHHH.

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I'M A PRETTY AIRPLANE. BOARD ME.

airplane board

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I'M A PRETTY AIRPLANE. BOARD ME.

airplane board

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EEEHHHHH.

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HE'S A LITTLE OFF.

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HE'S A LITTLE OFF.

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HE SMELLS LIKE FUEL.

fuel smells

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HE'S AN AIRPLANE.

airplane

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN, NO, I KNOW... #

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN, NO, I KNOW... #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

superman

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

superman

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I'M NOT QUITE SURE I'M GETTING THIS.

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OH, WHAT'S NOT TO GET?

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OH, WHAT'S NOT TO GET?

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LOOK, DR. COX TOLD ME NOT TO GET INVOLVED.

involved

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I DEFIED HIM.

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I DEFIED HIM.

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AND NOW WITH YOUR HELP,

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I'M GONNA RUB IT IN HIS FACE, OK?

face

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NOW FOR THE LAST TIME, THE SONG GOES LIKE THIS:

song

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NOW FOR THE LAST TIME, THE SONG GOES LIKE THIS:

song

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# YOU WERE WRONG #

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# I FOUND HIS SON, I FOUND HIS SON, I FOUND HIS SON #

found

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# I FOUND HIS SON, I FOUND HIS SON, I FOUND HIS SON #

found

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AND THEN YOU JUMP OUT AND GO, "THAT'S ME!"

jump

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OK, BUT WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNIER

funnier

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OK, BUT WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNIER

funnier

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IF I CAME OUT ON THE SECOND "I FOUND YOUR SON"

found second

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JUST TO GET TO IT?

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YEAH, THAT WOULD BE A WHOLE LOT FUNNIER,

funnier whole

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YEAH, THAT WOULD BE A WHOLE LOT FUNNIER,

funnier whole

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BUT I HAVE A QUESTION.

question

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WHO'S GONNA BE SINGING -THE I FOUND HIS SON -SONG?

found singing song

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WHO'S GONNA BE SINGING -THE I FOUND HIS SON -SONG?

found singing song

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BECAUSE IT CERTAINLY WON'T BE ME, OK?

certainly

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HERE HE COMES. UHH.

comes

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HERE HE COMES. UHH.

comes

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DR. COX,

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# YOU WERE WRONG #

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# I FOUND HIS SON, I FOUND HIS SON #

found

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# I FOUND HIS SON, I FOUND HIS SON #

found

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THAT'S ME!

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TOO EARLY?

early

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WE REHEARSED THIS!

rehearsed

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WE REHEARSED THIS!

rehearsed

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WE WERE ON YOUR SCOOTER.

scooter

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REUNION TIME. THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.

reunion

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AHEM.

ahem

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AHEM.

ahem

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OH. MURRAY?

murray

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BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW

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BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW

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IF YOU NEED A KIDNEY, YOU CAN HAVE MINE.

kidney

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IF YOU NEED A KIDNEY, YOU CAN HAVE MINE.

kidney

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SEE?

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FOR $70,000.

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FOR $70,000.

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I LOVE THIS MOMENT SO MUCH,

love moment

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I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH IT.

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FRANKLYN, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD PUT A RUSH

franklyn rush wondering

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ON MR. LOWENSTEIN'S URINALYSIS,

urinalysis

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ON MR. LOWENSTEIN'S URINALYSIS,

urinalysis

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BECAUSE I'VE GOT A REALLY IMPORTANT INTERVIEW

interview

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FOR A FELLOWSHIP NEXT YEAR.

fellowship

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NO.

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NO.

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WE'RE NOT TALKING NOW.

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ELLIOT.

elliot

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ELLIOT.

elliot

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WE CAN HELP.

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NO! NO!

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YOU WILL NOT TURN ELLIOT INTO SOME FLIRTATIOUS MANIPULATOR.

elliot

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YOU WILL NOT TURN ELLIOT INTO SOME FLIRTATIOUS MANIPULATOR.

elliot

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DON'T GET ME WRONG. OUTSIDE THE HOSPITAL,

hospital

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DON'T GET ME WRONG. OUTSIDE THE HOSPITAL,

hospital

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ELLIOT, WITH HER HAIR UP,

elliot hair

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IS A SLAMMIN' HOTTIE,

hottie slammin

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BUT IN HERE, SHE'S AN ASEXUAL MESS.

asexual mess

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BUT IN HERE, SHE'S AN ASEXUAL MESS.

asexual mess

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THAT'S THE NATURAL ORDER OF THINGS,

natural order

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AND YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE NATURAL ORDER!

mess natural order

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AND YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE NATURAL ORDER!

mess natural order

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ELLIOT, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.

elliot

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ELLIOT, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.

elliot

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HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.

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LOOK, I WILL TRY ANYTHING.

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LOOK, I WILL TRY ANYTHING.

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I JUST DON'T WANT TO COMPROMISE WHO I AM, HUH?

compromise

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SWEETIE, YOU WON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.

sweetie

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SWEETIE, YOU WON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.

sweetie

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SURE, IF IT'S SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT,

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YOU MIGHT HAVE TO OCCASIONALLY SLEEP WITH SOMEONE.

might occasionally sleep

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YOU MIGHT HAVE TO OCCASIONALLY SLEEP WITH SOMEONE.

might occasionally sleep

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THAT'S HOW I HOOKED UP WITH PERRY.

hooked perry

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NEEDED A PEN.

needed

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YOU WON'T HAVE TO COMPROMISE YOURSELF.

compromise

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YOU WON'T HAVE TO COMPROMISE YOURSELF.

compromise

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IT'S ALL ABOUT SUBTLETY.

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IT'S A LINGERING SMILE,

lingering smile

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IT'S A LINGERING SMILE,

lingering smile

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A CHUCKLE AT A BAD JOKE.

chuckle joke

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(CHUCKLES)

chuckles

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A LOOK IN YOUR EYE THAT SAYS

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A LOOK IN YOUR EYE THAT SAYS

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"IF YOU DO WHAT I WANT,

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MAYBE SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN BETWEEN US,"

happen

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EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW IT NEVER WILL.

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EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW IT NEVER WILL.

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FRANKLYN, IF YOU ANALYZE THIS URINE SAMPLE RIGHT NOW,

analyze franklyn sample urine urine-sample

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FRANKLYN, IF YOU ANALYZE THIS URINE SAMPLE RIGHT NOW,

analyze franklyn sample urine urine-sample

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THEY MAYBE I'LL HAVE SEX WITH YOU, BUT PROBABLY NOT.

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THEY MAYBE I'LL HAVE SEX WITH YOU, BUT PROBABLY NOT.

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SO CLOSE.

close

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WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM WITH YOUR DAD?

problem

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WELL, FOR STARTERS, HE NAMED ME MURRAY.

murray named starters

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WELL, FOR STARTERS, HE NAMED ME MURRAY.

murray named starters

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THAT'S AN OLD MAN'S NAME.

mans name

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OH, COME ON. NO, IT ISN'T.

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OH, COME ON. NO, IT ISN'T.

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MURRAY!

murray

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ALL: WHAT?

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ALL: WHAT?

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EVERYTHING MY FATHER'S EVER DONE

fathers

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WAS DESIGNED TO HUMILIATE ME.

designed humiliate

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WAS DESIGNED TO HUMILIATE ME.

designed humiliate

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MURRAY.

murray

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ALL: WHAT?

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ALL: WHAT?

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WHAT?

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NO, THE YOUNGEST MURRAY!

murray youngest

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I'M 68.

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34!

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34!

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DAMMIT!

dammit

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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE HAVING HIM AS A FATHER.

father having

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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE HAVING HIM AS A FATHER.

father having

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HE HAD ME IN HIS SHADOWS MY WHOLE LIFE.

life shadows whole whole-life

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HE ACTUALLY SANG AT MY SENIOR PROM.

prom sang senior senior-prom

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HE ACTUALLY SANG AT MY SENIOR PROM.

prom sang senior senior-prom

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MY DATE THREW HER PANTIES ON THE STAGE.

date panties stage threw

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FIRST AND LAST TIME I SAW THEM, BY THE WAY.

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FIRST AND LAST TIME I SAW THEM, BY THE WAY.

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WHENEVER I'M AROUND THE GUY, I'M INVISIBLE.

invisible

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OH, COME ON. YOU'RE EXAGGERATING.

exaggerating

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OH, COME ON. YOU'RE EXAGGERATING.

exaggerating

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# HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN' #

lookin

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# WHATCHA GOT COOKIN'? #

whatcha

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# WHATCHA GOT COOKIN'? #

whatcha

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SEE WHAT I MEAN?

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SHH. I LOVE THIS SONG.

love song

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SHH. I LOVE THIS SONG.

love song

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# HOW'S ABOUT COOKIN' SOMETHING UP WITH ME? #

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OOH. THANK YOU.

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OOH. THANK YOU.

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(APPLAUSE)

applause

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(SINGING HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN' IN JAPANESE)

japanese lookin singing

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(SINGING HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN' IN JAPANESE)

japanese lookin singing

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OK, SO I TRIED TO GET SOME X-RAYS BACK FROM A LAB TECH

rays tech tried

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OK, SO I TRIED TO GET SOME X-RAYS BACK FROM A LAB TECH

rays tech tried

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BY MAKING A KISSY-FACE,

face kissy

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AND HE ASKED ME IF I HAD PALSY.

asked

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ELLIOT, IF YOU WANT TO GET AHEAD,

ahead elliot

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ELLIOT, IF YOU WANT TO GET AHEAD,

ahead elliot

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YOU HAVE TO USE WHAT GOD GAVE YOU.

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OR IN YOUR CASE, WHAT DR. FEINBERG GAVE YOU.

case

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OR IN YOUR CASE, WHAT DR. FEINBERG GAVE YOU.

case

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EXACTLY.

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I CAN'T KEEP MY KIDNEY GUY'S SON FROM LEAVING.

kidney leaving

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I CAN'T KEEP MY KIDNEY GUY'S SON FROM LEAVING.

kidney leaving

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ELLIOT WILL HELP.

elliot

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YOU CAN DO THIS.

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YOU CAN DO THIS.

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HI. I'M ELLIOT.

elliot

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HI. I'M ELLIOT.

elliot

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HI. I'M MURRAY.

murray

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HI. I'M ELLIOT.

elliot

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HI. I'M ELLIOT.

elliot

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I'M FIRING BLANKS HERE!

blanks firing firing-blanks

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OH!

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MY FAVOURITE SCRUBS.

favourite scrubs

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MY FAVOURITE SCRUBS.

favourite scrubs

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IS IT A BAD STAIN?

stain

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NO.

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NO.

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THAT'S A GOOD STAIN.

stain

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A VERY GOOD STAIN.

stain

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THAT'S MY FAVOURITE STAIN EVER.

favourite stain

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THAT'S MY FAVOURITE STAIN EVER.

favourite stain

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I DID IT!

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SHE HAS NICE BREASTS.

breasts

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SHE HAS NICE BREASTS.

breasts

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THEY'RE REAL. YEAH, RIGHT.

real

↓

NO, THEY ARE. THEY'RE NOT.

↓

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT CAKE.

believe cake

↓

THEY GUY SAID THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY.

↓

THEY GUY SAID THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY.

↓

JUST DO WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO.

↓

SWEETS FOR THE SWEET.

sweet sweets

↓

SWEETS FOR THE SWEET.

sweet sweets

↓

THANK YOU...GLEN.

glen

↓

LOOK, MURRAY, IT DOESN'T MATTER

matter murray

↓

THAT YOUR FATHER'S HANDSOME AND CHARISMATIC

charismatic fathers handsome

↓

AND SINGS LIKE A YOUNG JOAN BAEZ.

sings young

↓

HE'S YOUR FLESH AND BLOOD, AND YOU GOTTA STEP UP.

blood flesh step

↓

YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE SOME ISSUES WITH YOUR OWN FATHER

father issues obviously

↓

YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE SOME ISSUES WITH YOUR OWN FATHER

father issues obviously

↓

THAT YOU'RE PROJECTING ONTO ME,

↓

SO WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND GIVE HIM A JINGLE?

ahead go-ahead jingle

↓

HE'S DEAD. GOOD STUFF.

dead stuff

↓

HE'S DEAD. GOOD STUFF.

dead stuff

↓

NO, I'M SERIOUS. CLASSIC.

classic serious

↓

HE HAD, LIKE, A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK.

attack heart heart-attack massive massive-heart massive-heart-attack

↓

HE HAD, LIKE, A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK.

attack heart heart-attack massive massive-heart massive-heart-attack

↓

I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS.

loss

↓

NOW ABOUT THE KIDNEY...

kidney

↓

NOW ABOUT THE KIDNEY...

kidney

↓

I WISH I COULD FLY MY PLANE RIGHT NOW.

plane wish

↓

I ALWAYS LIKE TO FLY IT WHEN I HAVE TO MAKE A BIG DECISION.

decision

↓

I ALWAYS LIKE TO FLY IT WHEN I HAVE TO MAKE A BIG DECISION.

decision

↓

(THINKING) MAKE THE FLESH AND BLOOD ARGUMENT AGAIN,

argument blood flesh thinking

↓

BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY.

↓

BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY.

↓

BLOOD AND FLESH, MURRAY.

blood flesh murray

↓

I'LL DO IT. (THINKING) JACKPOT.

jackpot thinking

↓

I'LL DO IT. (THINKING) JACKPOT.

jackpot thinking

↓

YAWNING, GLEN!

glen yawning

↓

YAWNING, GLEN!

glen yawning

↓

ONE FOR THE ROAD, GLEN?

glen road

↓

ONE FOR THE ROAD, GLEN?

glen road

↓

THANKS. HAPPY WEEKEND.

happy thanks weekend

↓

ELLIOT, DID YOU TALK TO FRANKLYN

elliot franklyn

↓

ELLIOT, DID YOU TALK TO FRANKLYN

elliot franklyn

↓

INTO DOING YOUR PATIENT'S URINALYSIS BEFORE MINE?

patients urinalysis

↓

NO, I JUST TOLD HIM I LOST MY VOICE,

lost voice

↓

NO, I JUST TOLD HIM I LOST MY VOICE,

lost voice

↓

AND I HAD TO WHISPER IN HIS EAR...

whisper

↓

(WHISPERING) LIKE THIS.

whispering

↓

(WHISPERING) LIKE THIS.

whispering

↓

CAREFUL, ELLIOT.

careful elliot

↓

OH, COME ON. WHAT HARM CAN COME FROM A LITTLE FLIRTING?

flirting harm

↓

(TIRES SCREECH)

screech tires tires-screech

↓

HA!

↓

HA!

↓

I WANNA SEE THAT ENGAGEMENT RING.

engagement engagement-ring ring

↓

THAT COSTS $10,000.

costs

↓

THAT COSTS $10,000.

costs

↓

I GOT 12 BUCKS.

bucks

↓

YOU OK? YEAH. WHY?

↓

YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER.

created monster

↓

YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER.

created monster

↓

ELLIOT DID A LITTLE TONGUE-DANCE IN FRANKLYN'S EAR

dance elliot tongue

↓

JUST TO GET HIM TO DO HER LAB BEFORE MINE.

↓

JUST TO GET HIM TO DO HER LAB BEFORE MINE.

↓

SO SHE USED HER FEMININITY.

used

↓

THE ONLY REASON YOU USUALLY GET YOUR LAB WORK BACK SO FAST

fast reason usually

↓

THE ONLY REASON YOU USUALLY GET YOUR LAB WORK BACK SO FAST

fast reason usually

↓

IS BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS PICK FRANKLYN TO PLAY BASKETBALL,

basketball franklyn pick

↓

EVEN THOUGH HE ALWAYS SHOOTS HIS FOUL SHOTS GRANNY-STYLE.

foul granny shoots shots style

↓

EVEN THOUGH HE ALWAYS SHOOTS HIS FOUL SHOTS GRANNY-STYLE.

foul granny shoots shots style

↓

THIS IS DIFFERENT.

↓

THIS IS DIFFERENT.

↓

MAN: EXCUSE ME.

excuse

↓

THIS IS GONNA CAUSE PROBLEMS.

problems

↓

OH, I'LL JUST BE A SEC.

↓

OH, I'LL JUST BE A SEC.

↓

(SEXY VOICE) DAVE, CAN I GET AN ORANGE SODA?

dave orange orange-soda sexy soda voice

↓

I'M SO HOT AND THIRSTY.

thirsty

↓

I'M SO HOT AND THIRSTY.

thirsty

↓

IT'S ON ME.

↓

(GIGGLES)

giggles

↓

(GIGGLES)

giggles

↓

I'D LIKE AN ORANGE SODA, TOO.

orange orange-soda soda

↓

OH, I'M SORRY. THAT WAS THE LAST ONE.

↓

OH, I'M SORRY. THAT WAS THE LAST ONE.

↓

HOW SAD.

↓

IF THAT'S THE WAY FEMALE DOCTORS AROUND HERE BEHAVE,

behave doctors female

↓

IF THAT'S THE WAY FEMALE DOCTORS AROUND HERE BEHAVE,

behave doctors female

↓

I HOPE THE YOUNG LADY I'M INTERVIEWING IS A DIFFERENT BREED.

breed hope lady young young-lady

↓

DO EITHER OF YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND DR. ELLIOT REID?

elliot elliot-reid reid

↓

DO EITHER OF YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND DR. ELLIOT REID?

elliot elliot-reid reid

↓

(LAUGHS)

laughs

↓

J.D.: "I TOLD YOU SO" MOMENTS ARE RARE.

moments rare

↓

J.D.: "I TOLD YOU SO" MOMENTS ARE RARE.

moments rare

↓

SO WHEN THEY COME, YOU HAVE TO SAVOUR THEM.

↓

HEY, NEWIE.

↓

THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT MURRAY AND HIS DAD

murray news

↓

ARE A MATCH KIDNEY-WISE.

kidney match wise

↓

THE BETTER NEWS

news

↓

THE BETTER NEWS

news

↓

IS THAT THE TESTS REVEALED A LITTLE SECRET

revealed secret tests

↓

YOU'RE GONNA WANNA SHARE WITH YOUR NEW PAL.

share

↓

YOU'RE GONNA WANNA SHARE WITH YOUR NEW PAL.

share

↓

GREGORY IS NOT MURRAY'S BIOLOGICAL FATHER.

biological biological-father father gregory

↓

GREGORY IS NOT MURRAY'S BIOLOGICAL FATHER.

biological biological-father father gregory

↓

OH, NO.

↓

BY THE BY,

↓

BY THE BY,

↓

THIS MOMENT IS SO GREAT,

moment

↓

THAT I'D CHEAT ON THAT OTHER MOMENT FROM BEFORE,

cheat moment

↓

THAT I'D CHEAT ON THAT OTHER MOMENT FROM BEFORE,

cheat moment

↓

MARRY THIS ONE, AND RAISE A FAMILY OF TINY LITTLE MOMENTS.

family marry moments raise tiny

↓

MARRY THIS ONE, AND RAISE A FAMILY OF TINY LITTLE MOMENTS.

family marry moments raise tiny

↓

(LAUGHS)

laughs

↓

UGH!

↓

J.D.: I COULDN'T DECIDE WHETHER I SHOULD TELL MURRAY

decide decide-whether murray whether

↓

J.D.: I COULDN'T DECIDE WHETHER I SHOULD TELL MURRAY

decide decide-whether murray whether

↓

HIS DAD WASN'T HIS DAD.

↓

LUCKILY, HOSPITALS ARE FULL OF SUPPORTIVE COLLEAGUES

colleagues full hospitals luckily supportive

↓

LUCKILY, HOSPITALS ARE FULL OF SUPPORTIVE COLLEAGUES

colleagues full hospitals luckily supportive

↓

EAGER TO HELP.

eager

↓

GO TELL THAT LITTLE BASTARD THIS SECOND

bastard second

↓

GO TELL THAT LITTLE BASTARD THIS SECOND

bastard second

↓

BEFORE HE COUGHS A KIDNEY UP TO HIS FAKE FATHER

coughs fake father kidney

↓

AND SUES THIS HOSPITAL!

hospital sues

↓

AND SUES THIS HOSPITAL!

hospital sues

↓

WRITE THAT DOWN IN YOUR LITTLE UNICORN BOOK.

book unicorn write

↓

WRITE THAT DOWN IN YOUR LITTLE UNICORN BOOK.

book unicorn write

↓

UH, ACTUALLY, SIR, IT'S A HORSE WITH A SWORD ON HIS HEAD.

head horse sword

↓

(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) YOU KNOW I'M A UNICORN.

pitched pitched-voice unicorn voice

↓

(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) YOU KNOW I'M A UNICORN.

pitched pitched-voice unicorn voice

↓

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY IT?

↓

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY IT?

↓

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, SON?

↓

(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) WELL, DR. KELS -

pitched pitched-voice voice

↓

(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) WELL, DR. KELS -

pitched pitched-voice voice

↓

AHEM.

ahem

↓

(REGULAR VOICE) WELL, DR. KELSO, I'M JUST GONNA TELL HIM.

kelso regular voice

↓

(REGULAR VOICE) WELL, DR. KELSO, I'M JUST GONNA TELL HIM.

kelso regular voice

↓

MURRAY'S GOT A GOOD HEART,

heart

↓

AND HE'LL DO THE RIGHT THING.

↓

I'M OUTTA HERE.

outta

↓

I'M OUTTA HERE.

outta

↓

MURRAY!

murray

↓

WHAT?

↓

WHAT?

↓

NOT YOU, OLD MURRAY!

murray

↓

OK.

↓

OK.

↓

I PUT INTERVIEW GUY IN THE LOUNGE

interview lounge

↓

AND TOLD HIM THAT ELLIOT WAS WITH A PATIENT.

elliot patient

↓

AND TOLD HIM THAT ELLIOT WAS WITH A PATIENT.

elliot patient

↓

NOW, HOW WE GONNA FIX THIS THING?

↓

YOU'RE OK.

↓

THE GUY WANTED AN ORANGE SODA, RIGHT?

orange orange-soda soda wanted

↓

WE BRING HIM AN ORANGE SODA,

bring orange orange-soda soda

↓

WE BRING HIM AN ORANGE SODA,

bring orange orange-soda soda

↓

MAYBE THE WHOLE THING GOES AWAY.

whole

↓

OK. HERE'S THE PLAN.

plan

↓

JORDAN AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF INTERVIEW GUY.

care interview jordan

↓

SOFT SCRUB, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT.

scrub soft

↓

SOFT SCRUB, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT.

scrub soft

↓

I WILL.

↓

DAMMIT! I TOLD YOU TO SPARKLE!

dammit sparkle

↓

DAMMIT! I TOLD YOU TO SPARKLE!

dammit sparkle

↓

HE SAYS HE CLEARS HIS HEAD BY FLYING HIS PLANE,

clears flying head plane

↓

BUT I WENT TO HIS AIRPORT.

airport

↓

BUT I WENT TO HIS AIRPORT.

airport

↓

HE DOESN'T HAVE A PLANE THERE.

plane

↓

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

↓

WHO GAVE YOU THIS NUMBER?

number

↓

WHO GAVE YOU THIS NUMBER?

number

↓

COME ON. I'M REALLY ASKING FOR YOUR HELP HERE.

asking

↓

YEAH, BUT IT'S VERY IMPORTANT WE FOCUS ON THE WHOLE

focus whole

↓

YEAH, BUT IT'S VERY IMPORTANT WE FOCUS ON THE WHOLE

focus whole

↓

WHO-GAVE-YOU-THIS-NUMBER ISSUE.

issue number

↓

FINE! MAYBE I GOT TOO INVOLVED LIKE YOU SAID,

involved

↓

FINE! MAYBE I GOT TOO INVOLVED LIKE YOU SAID,

involved

↓

-BUT WOULD IT KILL YOU -FOR ONCE TO ACKNOWLEDGE

acknowledge kill

↓

THAT MY HEART IS IN THE RIGHT PLACE

heart place

↓

THAT MY HEART IS IN THE RIGHT PLACE

heart place

↓

INSTEAD OF SPENDING ALL YOUR TIME BERATING ME?

berating spending

↓

YOU GOT THE NUMBER FROM JORDAN, DIDN'T YOU?

jordan number

↓

YOU GOT THE NUMBER FROM JORDAN, DIDN'T YOU?

jordan number

↓

SHE HATES ME.

hates

↓

YOU'VE BEEN GREAT AS USUAL.

usual

↓

YOU'VE BEEN GREAT AS USUAL.

usual

↓

DAMMIT, MURRAY!

dammit murray

↓

WHAT CORNER OF THE SKY

corner

↓

WHAT CORNER OF THE SKY

corner

↓

ARE YOU AND YOUR PLANE HIDING IN?

hiding plane

↓

(TALKING HEADS SINGING -PSYCHO KILLER)

heads killer psycho psycho-killer singing

↓

(TALKING HEADS SINGING -PSYCHO KILLER)

heads killer psycho psycho-killer singing

↓

#I'M TENSE AND NERVOUS -AND I CAN'T RELAX #

nervous relax tense

↓

#I'M TENSE AND NERVOUS -AND I CAN'T RELAX #

nervous relax tense

↓

# I CAN'T SLEEP... #

sleep

↓

THERE YOU ARE. HEY, BUDDY!

buddy

↓

THERE YOU ARE. HEY, BUDDY!

buddy

↓

HEY!

↓

# I'M A REAL LIVE WIRE #

live live-wire real wire

↓

# I'M A REAL LIVE WIRE #

live live-wire real wire

↓

# PSYCHO KILLER, -QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST #

cest killer killer-quest psycho psycho-killer psycho-killer-quest quest

↓

# PSYCHO KILLER, -QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST #

cest killer killer-quest psycho psycho-killer psycho-killer-quest quest

↓

# FA-FA-FA-FA-FA-FA- -FA-FA-FA-FAR BETTER #

↓

# FA-FA-FA-FA-FA-FA- -FA-FA-FA-FAR BETTER #

↓

# RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN AWAY #

↓

# RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN AWAY #

↓

# OH, PSYCHO KILLER, -QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST... #

cest killer killer-quest psycho psycho-killer psycho-killer-quest quest

↓

# OH, PSYCHO KILLER, -QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST... #

cest killer killer-quest psycho psycho-killer psycho-killer-quest quest

↓

# OH, PSYCHO KILLER, -QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST... #

cest killer killer-quest psycho psycho-killer psycho-killer-quest quest

↓

OH, OH, I'M A DOCTOR, I'M A DOCTOR!

doctor

↓

OH, OH, I'M A DOCTOR, I'M A DOCTOR!

doctor

↓

EVERYTHING PANNED OUT FOR ME!

↓

# RUN, RUN AWAY #

↓

# RUN, RUN AWAY #

↓

# OH, AY, YI, YI, YI, YI #

↓

# OH, AY, YI, YI, YI, YI #

↓

# OH, AY, YI, YI, YI, YI #

↓

WHAT AN ODD-SIZED EXPLOSION.

explosion sized

↓

WHAT AN ODD-SIZED EXPLOSION.

explosion sized

↓

ELLIOT, YOUR INTERVIEWER CALLED. HE'S RUNNING LATE.

called elliot interviewer late running running-late

↓

ELLIOT, YOUR INTERVIEWER CALLED. HE'S RUNNING LATE.

called elliot interviewer late running running-late

↓

WOULD YOU TAKE TURK SOMEWHERE FOR ME?

turk

↓

WHERE? OH, THE HONEY FESTIVAL.

festival honey honey-festival

↓

WHERE? OH, THE HONEY FESTIVAL.

festival honey honey-festival

↓

WHERE? OH, THE HONEY FESTIVAL.

festival honey honey-festival

↓

OH, MY GOD! IS THAT BACK IN TOWN?

town

↓

SURE IS, AND TURK WOULD LOVE TO GO WITH YOU.

love turk

↓

SURE IS, AND TURK WOULD LOVE TO GO WITH YOU.

love turk

↓

YOU WOULD?

↓

YES.

↓

YES.

↓

I LOVE LARGE GROUPS OF WHITE PEOPLE EATING POLLEN.

eating groups love pollen white

↓

I LOVE LARGE GROUPS OF WHITE PEOPLE EATING POLLEN.

eating groups love pollen white

↓

OOH! YEAH!

↓

ON BEHALF OF THE HONEY FESTIVAL,

behalf festival honey honey-festival

↓

ON BEHALF OF THE HONEY FESTIVAL,

behalf festival honey honey-festival

↓

I'D LIKE TO THANK OUR 2 VOLUNTEERS,

volunteers

↓

OUR TASTER ELLIOT.

elliot

↓

OUR TASTER ELLIOT.

elliot

↓

(CROWD APPLAUDS)

crowd

↓

AND OF COURSE

course

↓

AND OF COURSE

course

↓

CHRISTOPHER THE HUMAN HONEYCOMB.

christopher human

↓

CHRISTOPHER THE HUMAN HONEYCOMB.

christopher human

↓

I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THE CEREAL!

cereal meant

↓

OW! OW!

↓

OW! OW!

↓

HMPH!

hmph

↓

HMPH!

hmph

↓

CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

second

↓

CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

second

↓

FRED ON INTERCOM: TOWER, ARE YOU THERE? I'VE LOST AN ENGINE.

engine fred intercom lost tower

↓

FRED ON INTERCOM: TOWER, ARE YOU THERE? I'VE LOST AN ENGINE.

engine fred intercom lost tower

↓

-I'M NOT FALLING -FOR THAT CRAP AGAIN.

falling

↓

THIS IS REAL. MICKEY'S NOT HERE.

real

↓

THIS IS REAL. MICKEY'S NOT HERE.

real

↓

OH, GOD, I'VE LOST ANOTHER ENGINE.

another engine lost lost-another

↓

CALM DOWN, FRANK. YOU LEFT YOUR ENGINES IN THE STORAGE SHED.

calm engines frank left shed storage

↓

CALM DOWN, FRANK. YOU LEFT YOUR ENGINES IN THE STORAGE SHED.

calm engines frank left shed storage

↓

OH, THERE THEY ARE. THANKS, MURRAY!

murray thanks

↓

THAT'S WHAT I DO.

↓

THAT'S WHAT I DO.

↓

HEH! ANYHOO, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DAD IS DOING RIGHT NOW?

anyhoo

↓

HEH! ANYHOO, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DAD IS DOING RIGHT NOW?

anyhoo

↓

HE'S NOT MY DAD. HE'S MY FAKE DAD,

fake

↓

HE'S NOT MY DAD. HE'S MY FAKE DAD,

fake

↓

WHICH MEANS WHAT MY FAKE COUSIN SAMANTHA AND I ALMOST DID

cousin fake samantha

↓

IN THE TENTH GRADE WOULD'VE BEEN BEAUTIFUL AND RIGHT.

grade tenth tenth-grade wouldve

↓

IN THE TENTH GRADE WOULD'VE BEEN BEAUTIFUL AND RIGHT.

grade tenth tenth-grade wouldve

↓

-BEEN THERE -WITH MY GRAM-GRAM.

gram gram-gram

↓

-BEEN THERE -WITH MY GRAM-GRAM.

gram gram-gram

↓

ALL RIGHT, FINE. WHAT DO YOU THINK

↓

GREGORY'S DOING RIGHT NOW?

↓

PROBABLY PLAYING HIS STUPID GUITAR.

guitar playing stupid

↓

PROBABLY PLAYING HIS STUPID GUITAR.

guitar playing stupid

↓

OH, SO MAYBE I WASN'T THE PERFECT DAD.

perfect

↓

OH, SO MAYBE I WASN'T THE PERFECT DAD.

perfect

↓

I MEAN, THERE WERE THE OCCASIONAL MISSED BASEBALL GAMES.

baseball baseball-games games missed occasional

↓

I MEAN, THERE WERE THE OCCASIONAL MISSED BASEBALL GAMES.

baseball baseball-games games missed occasional

↓

AND THE TAKING OF HIS COLLEGE SWEETHEART TO THE BAHAMAS

college sweetheart

↓

FOR 2 WEEKS WITHOUT TELLING HIM.

telling weeks

↓

FOR 2 WEEKS WITHOUT TELLING HIM.

telling weeks

↓

BUT I STILL DON'T SEE WHY HE RESENTS ME THIS MUCH.

↓

BUT I STILL DON'T SEE WHY HE RESENTS ME THIS MUCH.

↓

BOY, TELL ME ABOUT IT.

↓

BOY, TELL ME ABOUT IT.

↓

YOU KNOW, I GOT THIS KID WHO CONSTANTLY IGNORES MY ADVICE

advice constantly

↓

YOU KNOW, I GOT THIS KID WHO CONSTANTLY IGNORES MY ADVICE

advice constantly

↓

AND THEN FLASHES ME THE SAD DOE EYES

eyes

↓

EVERY TIME I CALL HIM A GIRL'S NAME

girls girls-name name

↓

EVERY TIME I CALL HIM A GIRL'S NAME

girls girls-name name

↓

OR SCREAM IN HIS FACE.

face scream

↓

DO YOU WANT TO SING ABOUT HIM?

sing

↓

DO YOU WANT TO SING ABOUT HIM?

sing

↓

NO, NOT EVER.

↓

SOMETIMES DR. COX IS ALL OVER ME

sometimes

↓

SOMETIMES DR. COX IS ALL OVER ME

sometimes

↓

LIKE EVERY SECOND OF MY LIFE.

life second

↓

WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT YOUR BOSS LIKE HE'S YOUR FATHER?

boss father

↓

WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT YOUR BOSS LIKE HE'S YOUR FATHER?

boss father

↓

REMEMBER? RECENTLY DECEASED DAD?

deceased recently remember

↓

MASSIVE HEART ATTACK.

attack heart heart-attack massive massive-heart massive-heart-attack

↓

MASSIVE HEART ATTACK.

attack heart heart-attack massive massive-heart massive-heart-attack

↓

YES! I MEAN, YES.

↓

HEH.

↓

HEH.

↓

YOU DO KNOW HE'S NOT YOURS, DON'T YOU?

↓

I FIGURED IT OUT. YEAH.

figured

↓

I FIGURED IT OUT. YEAH.

figured

↓

MOSTLY BECAUSE HIS MOTHER WAS 8 MONTHS PREGNANT WHEN I MET HER,

months months-pregnant mostly mother pregnant

↓

MOSTLY BECAUSE HIS MOTHER WAS 8 MONTHS PREGNANT WHEN I MET HER,

months months-pregnant mostly mother pregnant

↓

BUT THERE WERE OTHER SIGNS.

signs

↓

OF COURSE.

course

↓

BUT HIS REAL DAD WAS JUST SUCH A JERK,

jerk real

↓

BUT HIS REAL DAD WAS JUST SUCH A JERK,

jerk real

↓

WE JUST DECIDED NOT TO TELL HIM.

decided

↓

RIGHT.

↓

RIGHT.

↓

A BOY NEEDS A FATHER WHO LOVES HIM.

father loves needs

↓

YOU KNOW?

↓

YEAH.

↓

ELLIOT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

elliot

↓

MY INTERVIEWER CALLED MY CELL PHONE.

called cell cell-phone interviewer phone

↓

MY INTERVIEWER CALLED MY CELL PHONE.

called cell cell-phone interviewer phone

↓

HE HAS BEEN WAITING TO TALK TO ME.

waiting

↓

OH!

↓

OH!

↓

WHAT THE HELL?

↓

WOMAN, I WAS COVERED IN BEES!

bees covered woman

↓

WOMAN, I WAS COVERED IN BEES!

bees covered woman

↓

ELLIOT, WAIT!

elliot

↓

ELLIOT, YOU DID YOUR FLIRTY MANIPULATION THING

elliot flirty manipulation

↓

ELLIOT, YOU DID YOUR FLIRTY MANIPULATION THING

elliot flirty manipulation

↓

IN FRONT OF THAT GUY IN THERE, AND NOW,

front

↓

WELL, HE KIND OF THINKS YOU'RE THIS DESPICABLE

thinks

↓

WELL, HE KIND OF THINKS YOU'RE THIS DESPICABLE

thinks

↓

FLOOZY-HO EXCUSE FOR A DOCTOR.

doctor excuse

↓

OH, UM, WELL, THEN I WILL JUST EXPLAIN IT TO HIM.

explain

↓

OH, UM, WELL, THEN I WILL JUST EXPLAIN IT TO HIM.

explain

↓

IT'LL BE FINE.

itll

↓

WAIT! SIR, JUST HEAR ME OUT!

↓

WAIT! SIR, JUST HEAR ME OUT!

↓

OH - UGH!

↓

LADIES, I THINK WE'VE LEARNED OUR LESSON.

ladies learned lesson

↓

LADIES, I THINK WE'VE LEARNED OUR LESSON.

ladies learned lesson

↓

THAT IS NOT HELPFUL, TURKELTON.

helpful turkelton

↓

I WAS COVERED IN BEES!

bees covered

↓

I WAS COVERED IN BEES!

bees covered

↓

OH, MY GOD! HE'S ACTUALLY GIVING HIM AN ORANGE SODA.

giving orange orange-soda soda

↓

OH, MY GOD! HE'S ACTUALLY GIVING HIM AN ORANGE SODA.

giving orange orange-soda soda

↓

HA!

↓

WHAT HAPPENED?

happened

↓

HE'S GONNA RECONSIDER YOU.

reconsider

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HE'S GONNA RECONSIDER YOU.

reconsider

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HOW'D YOU DO THAT?

howd

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HEY, BUDDY, I NEED YOU TO RECONSIDER BLONDE DOCTOR,

blonde blonde-doctor buddy doctor reconsider

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HEY, BUDDY, I NEED YOU TO RECONSIDER BLONDE DOCTOR,

blonde blonde-doctor buddy doctor reconsider

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AND I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHY.

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SEE, I'M THE FUTURE MR. BLONDE DOCTOR,

blonde blonde-doctor doctor future

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SEE, I'M THE FUTURE MR. BLONDE DOCTOR,

blonde blonde-doctor doctor future

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AND I KIND OF NEED THIS TO HAPPEN SO THAT I CAN -

happen

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-HEY, OVER HERE. -I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN

happen

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-HEY, OVER HERE. -I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN

happen

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SO THAT I CAN JUST HANG OUT AROUND THE HOUSE AND, YOU KNOW,

hang house

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BAKE BREAD OR GAB ACROSS THE FENCE WITH NEIGHBOUR MARGE.

bake bread fence marge neighbour

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BAKE BREAD OR GAB ACROSS THE FENCE WITH NEIGHBOUR MARGE.

bake bread fence marge neighbour

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NICE LADY, POLISH, I THINK. DOESN'T MATTER. I'M NOT PREJUDICED.

lady matter polish prejudiced

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NICE LADY, POLISH, I THINK. DOESN'T MATTER. I'M NOT PREJUDICED.

lady matter polish prejudiced

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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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HERE'S THE THING. I NEED YOU TO TAKE

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HERE'S THE THING. I NEED YOU TO TAKE

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THIS CAN OF ORANGE SODA, TURN, SMILE,

orange orange-soda smile soda

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AND GIVE BLONDE DOCTOR A BIG THUMBS UP,

blonde blonde-doctor doctor thumbs

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AND GIVE BLONDE DOCTOR A BIG THUMBS UP,

blonde blonde-doctor doctor thumbs

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OR I'M GONNA TAKE THE SAME ORANGE SODA,

orange orange-soda soda

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FOLLOW YOU DOWN TO THE PARKING LOT,

follow parking

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FOLLOW YOU DOWN TO THE PARKING LOT,

follow parking

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AND SMASH YOUR HEAD IN WITH IT.

head smash

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WE TALKED ABOUT YOUR FUTURE.

future talked

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WE TALKED ABOUT YOUR FUTURE.

future talked

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I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN GO THROUGH WITH THIS.

↓

-I WISH THERE WAS -SOMETHING TO HELP ME

wish

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GET THROUGH THE DOOR.

door

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GET THROUGH THE DOOR.

door

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HEY, JERKHOLE.

↓

YEAH? YEAH?

↓

NO, NEW JERKHOLE. NOW, NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK

matter

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NO, NEW JERKHOLE. NOW, NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK

matter

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OF THAT GUY IN THERE, HE ALWAYS KNEW HE WASN'T YOUR FATHER,

father

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BUT HE STAYED IN THE GAME ANYWAY.

game stayed

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BUT HE STAYED IN THE GAME ANYWAY.

game stayed

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SO HOW ABOUT YOU GET YOUR SELFISH ASS IN THERE?

selfish

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SO HOW ABOUT YOU GET YOUR SELFISH ASS IN THERE?

selfish

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OK.

↓

HEY.

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HEY.

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SO I'VE GOT THIS EXTRA KIDNEY I'M NOT USING.

extra kidney using

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SO I'VE GOT THIS EXTRA KIDNEY I'M NOT USING.

extra kidney using

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ARE YOU SURE?

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YEAH.

↓

YEAH.

↓

YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, RIGHT?

love

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YEAH, I KNOW YOU DO.

↓

YEAH, I KNOW YOU DO.

↓

I LOVE YOU, TOO, DAD.

love

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I LOVE YOU, TOO, DAD.

love

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# A CHILD ARRIVED JUST THE OTHER DAY #

arrived child

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DAD.

↓

DAD.

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# HE CAME INTO THE WORLD IN THE USUAL WAY #

usual world

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DAD! (STOPS PLAYING)

playing stops

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DAD! (STOPS PLAYING)

playing stops

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J.D.: IN A HOSPITAL IT'S EASY TO TAKE THINGS TOO FAR.

easy hospital

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J.D.: IN A HOSPITAL IT'S EASY TO TAKE THINGS TOO FAR.

easy hospital

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STILL, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO GO TOO FAR TO SEE WHERE THE LINE IS.

line sometimes

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STILL, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO GO TOO FAR TO SEE WHERE THE LINE IS.

line sometimes

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PLEASE, FRANKLYN?

franklyn

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PLEASE, FRANKLYN?

franklyn

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OH, OK. COME WITH ME, LITTLE FRIEND.

friend

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OH, OK. COME WITH ME, LITTLE FRIEND.

friend

↓

HEH!

↓

J.D.: AS FOR ME...

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J.D.: AS FOR ME...

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# HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN'... #

lookin

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# HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN'... #

lookin

↓

MAYBE I GOT TOO INVOLVED WITH MURRAY

involved murray

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AND HIS FAKE REAL DAD, BUT AS I WATCHED GREGORY

fake gregory real watched

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AND HIS FAKE REAL DAD, BUT AS I WATCHED GREGORY

fake gregory real watched

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SERENADE A CLEARLY UNCOMFORTABLE MURRAY, I REALIZED SOMETHING.

murray realized uncomfortable

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SERENADE A CLEARLY UNCOMFORTABLE MURRAY, I REALIZED SOMETHING.

murray realized uncomfortable

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# HEY, SWEET BABY... #

baby sweet sweet-baby

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IF MURRAY COULD LOOK PAST HIS DAD'S IMPERFECTIONS

dads murray past

↓

IF MURRAY COULD LOOK PAST HIS DAD'S IMPERFECTIONS

dads murray past

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AND APPRECIATE ALL THE TIME HE'D GIVEN HIM,

appreciate given

↓

MAYBE I OWED DR. COX A THANK YOU FOR THE SAME THING.

owed

↓

MAYBE I OWED DR. COX A THANK YOU FOR THE SAME THING.

owed

↓

HEY, I JUST WANT TO TAKE A SECOND TO THANK YOU

second

↓

HEY, I JUST WANT TO TAKE A SECOND TO THANK YOU

second

↓

FOR CONSTANTLY BERATING ME, DOUBTING MY ABILITIES,

abilities berating constantly doubting

↓

FOR CONSTANTLY BERATING ME, DOUBTING MY ABILITIES,

abilities berating constantly doubting

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AND THE OVERALL DEVASTATION OF MY SELF-ESTEEM.

esteem overall self self-esteem

↓

MY PLEASURE.

pleasure

↓

MY PLEASURE.

pleasure

↓

J.D.: I'LL WRAP IT ALL UP WITH A SLOW MOTION HAND WAVE.

hand motion slow slow-motion wave wrap

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J.D.: I'LL WRAP IT ALL UP WITH A SLOW MOTION HAND WAVE.

hand motion slow slow-motion wave wrap

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