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Season 4, Episode 11 — My Unicorn

J.D.: LIFE IN A HOSPITAL IS NEVER BORING.

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J.D.: LIFE IN A HOSPITAL IS NEVER BORING.

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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

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PRACTICING OUR SLOW MOTION RUN.

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MAKES EVERYTHING SEEM MORE DRAMATIC.

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MAKES EVERYTHING SEEM MORE DRAMATIC.

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YOU'RE DOCTORS. DOCTORS!

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YOU'RE DOCTORS. DOCTORS!

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BABY.

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GO GET HER, TURK.

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(IN SLOW MOTION) WAAIIITT.

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(IN SLOW MOTION) WAAIIITT.

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OH, HE'S SLOW.

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OH, HE'S SLOW.

#14

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(THINKING) TIME TO GO SEE MY FAVOURITE PATIENT:

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(THINKING) TIME TO GO SEE MY FAVOURITE PATIENT:

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MR. GREGORY MARKS.

#17

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HE MAY NEED A NEW KIDNEY,

#18

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BUT HE SURE AS HELL DOESN'T NEED A NEW HEART.

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HEY, I BOUGHT YOU A PRESENT.

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HEY, I BOUGHT YOU A PRESENT.

#21

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OH, MY GOD. A JOURNAL!

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WELL, YOU SEEM LIKE THE KIND OF SENSITIVE YOUNG BUCK

#23

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WELL, YOU SEEM LIKE THE KIND OF SENSITIVE YOUNG BUCK

#24

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THAT LIKES TO CHRONICLE HIS FEELINGS.

#25

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(THINKING) I CAN'T WAIT TO CHRONICLE THIS ONE.

#26

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(THINKING) I CAN'T WAIT TO CHRONICLE THIS ONE.

#27

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(CHOKED UP) OH, GOD.

#28

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I GOTTA TELL YOU, MR. MARKS,

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I GOTTA TELL YOU, MR. MARKS,

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EVEN THOUGH I KNOW YOU'D NEVER TAKE IT,

#31

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I'D GIVE YOU ONE OF MY KIDNEYS IN A SECOND.

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OH, NO, I WOULD DEFINITELY TAKE IT.

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OH, NO, I WOULD DEFINITELY TAKE IT.

#34

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I WOULD TAKE IT WITH MY BARE HANDS.

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AWESOME.

#36

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AWESOME.

#37

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WELL, LET ME CHECK YOUR CHART AND SEE - SEE IF WE'RE A MATCH.

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WELL, LET ME CHECK YOUR CHART AND SEE - SEE IF WE'RE A MATCH.

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(THINKING) PLEASE DON'T BE A MATCH! PLEASE DON'T BE A MATCH!

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(THINKING) PLEASE DON'T BE A MATCH! PLEASE DON'T BE A MATCH!

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BLOOD TYPE O. NOT A MATCH. YES! YES! YES! YES!

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I'M SO SORRY.

#43

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I'M SO SORRY.

#44

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DO YOU HAVE CHOCOLATE CAKE TODAY?

#45

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NOPE.

#46

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NOPE.

#47

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WELL, ISN'T THAT JUST THE PICKLE

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ON THE GIANT CRAP SANDWICH THAT IS MY DAY.

#49

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ON THE GIANT CRAP SANDWICH THAT IS MY DAY.

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ELLIOT, RELAX. I NEVER GET CHOCOLATE CAKE.

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OH, RIGHT. 'CAUSE YOU'RE DIABETIC.

#52

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OH, RIGHT. 'CAUSE YOU'RE DIABETIC.

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BOO-HOO. YOU KNOW WHAT, TURK?

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IF YOU WANT SYMPATHY,

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GET A DISEASE PEOPLE CAN SEE.

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GET A DISEASE PEOPLE CAN SEE.

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WOW.

#58

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OH, MY GOD. I'M SO SORRY.

#59

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I'M JUST HAVING THE WORST DAY.

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I'M JUST HAVING THE WORST DAY.

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IT'S NO BIGGIE.

#62

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FORGIVE AND FORGET, RIGHT?

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FORGIVE AND FORGET, RIGHT?

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HA HA HA.

#65

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PLEASE GET HER.

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I'VE BEEN KICKING ASS LATELY,

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I'VE BEEN KICKING ASS LATELY,

#68

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BUT THIS PLACE IS SUCH A BOYS' CLUB,

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I STILL CAN'T EVEN GET X-RAYS OR LAB TESTS BACK ON TIME.

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I STILL CAN'T EVEN GET X-RAYS OR LAB TESTS BACK ON TIME.

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HEY, ELLIOT,

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IF YOU'RE DESPERATE TO GET THINGS DONE,

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YOU COULD ALWAYS DO WHAT JORDAN DOES.

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YOU COULD ALWAYS DO WHAT JORDAN DOES.

#75

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COULD YOU MOVE MY CAR OUT OF THE SUN?

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COULD YOU MOVE MY CAR OUT OF THE SUN?

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IF THE SEAT GETS TOO HOT,

#78

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MY THIGHS GET ALL PINK AND SWEATY.

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MY THIGHS GET ALL PINK AND SWEATY.

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YEAH. BYE-BYE, SECURITY GUARD.

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YEAH. BYE-BYE, SECURITY GUARD.

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VERY CLASSY.

#83

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VERY CLASSY.

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DON'T JUDGE ME, STICK.

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YOU DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO LEVEL THE PLAYING FIELD.

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WELL, CARLA AND I WOULD NEVER BEHAVE THAT WAY.

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WELL, CARLA AND I WOULD NEVER BEHAVE THAT WAY.

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THANK YOU.

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THANK YOU.

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HOW'D YOU GET CHOCOLATE CAKE?

#91

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HE SAID THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY.

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OH, I JUST DID LIKE THIS AND SAID,

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OH, I JUST DID LIKE THIS AND SAID,

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(SEXY VOICE) "GOT CAKE?"

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THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

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YOU DON'T JUST GET CAKE BY GOING LIKE THIS

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HELLO, HEATHER.

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HELLO, HEATHER.

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YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I FOUND ON THE COMPUTER.

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WAS IT A SET OF ADULT MALE SHOULDERS?

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WAS IT A SET OF ADULT MALE SHOULDERS?

#102

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THEY HAD TO TRIM THEM TO GET ME OUT OF THAT WELL.

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OH, RIGHT. ANYWAY, YOU KNOW MR. MARKS?

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OH, RIGHT. ANYWAY, YOU KNOW MR. MARKS?

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HE SAID HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY FAMILY TO BE A KIDNEY DONOR,

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BUT HE'S GOT A SON.

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BUT HE'S GOT A SON.

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I GOTTA FIND THIS GUY.

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LOOK, NEWBIE, THERE ARE TIMES

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A MAN WANTS TO KEEP SOMETHING TO HIMSELF,

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A MAN WANTS TO KEEP SOMETHING TO HIMSELF,

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LIKE, SAY, HE'S GOT A SON,

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OR HE'S 29 YEARS OLD AND KEEPS A JOURNAL

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WITH A UNICORN DRAWN ON THE COVER.

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WITH A UNICORN DRAWN ON THE COVER.

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UH, THAT'S A HORSE WITH A SWORD ON HIS HEAD,

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AND HE'S THERE TO GUARD MY HOPES AND DREAMS.

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AND HE'S THERE TO GUARD MY HOPES AND DREAMS.

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COME ON. IF THE GUY DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT HIS SON,

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-I'M SURE HE HAD -A PRETTY GOOD REASON.

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-I'M SURE HE HAD -A PRETTY GOOD REASON.

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YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS DO THIS.

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YOU GET TOO INVOLVED IN PATIENTS' LIVES.

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AND JUST EXACTLY HOW DOES THAT USUALLY WORK OUT FOR YOU?

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AND JUST EXACTLY HOW DOES THAT USUALLY WORK OUT FOR YOU?

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EVENTUALLY, SOMEONE'S GONNA MISS ME, JERRY.

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EVENTUALLY, SOMEONE'S GONNA MISS ME, JERRY.

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OH, GOD, NO.

#129

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OH, GOD, NO.

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HE MADE ME -WATCH EVERWOOD.

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-YEAH, YEAH. LOOK,

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-YEAH, YEAH. LOOK,

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CLAUDIA, JUST PROMISE ME

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YOU WON'T GET TOO INVOLVED WITH YOUR PATIENT, OK?

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YOU WON'T GET TOO INVOLVED WITH YOUR PATIENT, OK?

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(GROANS)

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J.D: AFTER GETTING MORE INVOLVED,

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J.D: AFTER GETTING MORE INVOLVED,

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I FOUND OUT MR. MARKS' SON WAS AN AIR-TRAFFIC CONTROLLER

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AT A SMALL PRIVATE AIRPORT.

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AT A SMALL PRIVATE AIRPORT.

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COME ON. I DON'T WANT -

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RELAX, WOULD YOU? RELAX.

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RELAX, WOULD YOU? RELAX.

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I'M GONNA PUT HER ON THE SPEAKERPHONE.

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IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF HER VOICE, SHE'S HISTORY.

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IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF HER VOICE, SHE'S HISTORY.

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I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING -ABOUT WINGS:

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I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING -ABOUT WINGS:

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-THEY REALLY GOT IT RIGHT.

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EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU MURRAY MARKS?

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EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU MURRAY MARKS?

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I'M BUSY.

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YOU DON'T LOOK BUSY.

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MAN, ON INTERCOM: TOWER, THIS IS FLIGHT 117.

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WE'VE LOST AN ENGINE.

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WE'VE LOST AN ENGINE.

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YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M NOT BUSY.

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YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M NOT BUSY.

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YOU CAN TAKE THAT.

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NO, NO, NO. LET'S TALK.

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MAN, ON INTERCOM: OH, GOD! WE'VE LOST THE OTHER ENGINE.

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MAN, ON INTERCOM: OH, GOD! WE'VE LOST THE OTHER ENGINE.

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TAKE IT! TAKE IT!

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OK.

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PULL UP, 117. PULL UP.

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PULL UP, 117. PULL UP.

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(STATIC)

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HELLO? (STATIC)

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HELLO?

#171

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HELLO?

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(STATIC)

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WE LOST 'EM.

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SO WHAT WAS YOUR THING?

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SHOULDN'T YOU CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT OR SOMETHING?!

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SHOULDN'T YOU CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT OR SOMETHING?!

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NAH, NAH. THAT WAS JUST MICKEY FOOLING AROUND.

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HEY.

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HEY.

#180

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THIS IS A TINY AIRPORT.

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WE GET, LIKE, ONE AIRPLANE A DAY.

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EEEHHHHH.

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EEEHHHHH.

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I'M A PRETTY AIRPLANE. BOARD ME.

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I'M A PRETTY AIRPLANE. BOARD ME.

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EEEHHHHH.

#187

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HE'S A LITTLE OFF.

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HE'S A LITTLE OFF.

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HE SMELLS LIKE FUEL.

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HE'S AN AIRPLANE.

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN, NO, I KNOW... #

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN, NO, I KNOW... #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

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I'M NOT QUITE SURE I'M GETTING THIS.

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OH, WHAT'S NOT TO GET?

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OH, WHAT'S NOT TO GET?

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LOOK, DR. COX TOLD ME NOT TO GET INVOLVED.

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I DEFIED HIM.

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I DEFIED HIM.

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AND NOW WITH YOUR HELP,

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I'M GONNA RUB IT IN HIS FACE, OK?

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NOW FOR THE LAST TIME, THE SONG GOES LIKE THIS:

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NOW FOR THE LAST TIME, THE SONG GOES LIKE THIS:

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# YOU WERE WRONG #

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# I FOUND HIS SON, I FOUND HIS SON, I FOUND HIS SON #

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# I FOUND HIS SON, I FOUND HIS SON, I FOUND HIS SON #

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AND THEN YOU JUMP OUT AND GO, "THAT'S ME!"

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OK, BUT WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNIER

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OK, BUT WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNIER

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IF I CAME OUT ON THE SECOND "I FOUND YOUR SON"

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JUST TO GET TO IT?

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YEAH, THAT WOULD BE A WHOLE LOT FUNNIER,

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YEAH, THAT WOULD BE A WHOLE LOT FUNNIER,

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BUT I HAVE A QUESTION.

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WHO'S GONNA BE SINGING -THE I FOUND HIS SON -SONG?

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WHO'S GONNA BE SINGING -THE I FOUND HIS SON -SONG?

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BECAUSE IT CERTAINLY WON'T BE ME, OK?

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HERE HE COMES. UHH.

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HERE HE COMES. UHH.

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DR. COX,

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# YOU WERE WRONG #

#223

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# I FOUND HIS SON, I FOUND HIS SON #

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# I FOUND HIS SON, I FOUND HIS SON #

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THAT'S ME!

#226

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TOO EARLY?

#227

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WE REHEARSED THIS!

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WE REHEARSED THIS!

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WE WERE ON YOUR SCOOTER.

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REUNION TIME. THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.

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AHEM.

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AHEM.

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OH. MURRAY?

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BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW

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BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW

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IF YOU NEED A KIDNEY, YOU CAN HAVE MINE.

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IF YOU NEED A KIDNEY, YOU CAN HAVE MINE.

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SEE?

#239

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FOR $70,000.

#240

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FOR $70,000.

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I LOVE THIS MOMENT SO MUCH,

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I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH IT.

#243

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FRANKLYN, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD PUT A RUSH

#244

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ON MR. LOWENSTEIN'S URINALYSIS,

#245

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ON MR. LOWENSTEIN'S URINALYSIS,

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BECAUSE I'VE GOT A REALLY IMPORTANT INTERVIEW

#247

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FOR A FELLOWSHIP NEXT YEAR.

#248

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NO.

#249

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NO.

#250

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WE'RE NOT TALKING NOW.

#251

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ELLIOT.

#252

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ELLIOT.

#253

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WE CAN HELP.

#254

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NO! NO!

#255

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YOU WILL NOT TURN ELLIOT INTO SOME FLIRTATIOUS MANIPULATOR.

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YOU WILL NOT TURN ELLIOT INTO SOME FLIRTATIOUS MANIPULATOR.

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DON'T GET ME WRONG. OUTSIDE THE HOSPITAL,

#258

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DON'T GET ME WRONG. OUTSIDE THE HOSPITAL,

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ELLIOT, WITH HER HAIR UP,

#260

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IS A SLAMMIN' HOTTIE,

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BUT IN HERE, SHE'S AN ASEXUAL MESS.

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BUT IN HERE, SHE'S AN ASEXUAL MESS.

#263

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THAT'S THE NATURAL ORDER OF THINGS,

#264

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AND YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE NATURAL ORDER!

#265

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AND YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE NATURAL ORDER!

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ELLIOT, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.

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ELLIOT, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.

#268

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HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.

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LOOK, I WILL TRY ANYTHING.

#270

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LOOK, I WILL TRY ANYTHING.

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I JUST DON'T WANT TO COMPROMISE WHO I AM, HUH?

#272

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SWEETIE, YOU WON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.

#273

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SWEETIE, YOU WON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.

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SURE, IF IT'S SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT,

#275

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YOU MIGHT HAVE TO OCCASIONALLY SLEEP WITH SOMEONE.

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YOU MIGHT HAVE TO OCCASIONALLY SLEEP WITH SOMEONE.

#277

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THAT'S HOW I HOOKED UP WITH PERRY.

#278

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NEEDED A PEN.

#279

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YOU WON'T HAVE TO COMPROMISE YOURSELF.

#280

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YOU WON'T HAVE TO COMPROMISE YOURSELF.

#281

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IT'S ALL ABOUT SUBTLETY.

#282

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IT'S A LINGERING SMILE,

#283

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IT'S A LINGERING SMILE,

#284

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A CHUCKLE AT A BAD JOKE.

#285

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(CHUCKLES)

#286

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A LOOK IN YOUR EYE THAT SAYS

#287

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A LOOK IN YOUR EYE THAT SAYS

#288

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"IF YOU DO WHAT I WANT,

#289

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MAYBE SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN BETWEEN US,"

#290

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EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW IT NEVER WILL.

#291

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EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW IT NEVER WILL.

#292

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FRANKLYN, IF YOU ANALYZE THIS URINE SAMPLE RIGHT NOW,

#293

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FRANKLYN, IF YOU ANALYZE THIS URINE SAMPLE RIGHT NOW,

#294

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THEY MAYBE I'LL HAVE SEX WITH YOU, BUT PROBABLY NOT.

#295

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THEY MAYBE I'LL HAVE SEX WITH YOU, BUT PROBABLY NOT.

#296

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SO CLOSE.

#297

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WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM WITH YOUR DAD?

#298

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WELL, FOR STARTERS, HE NAMED ME MURRAY.

#299

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WELL, FOR STARTERS, HE NAMED ME MURRAY.

#300

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THAT'S AN OLD MAN'S NAME.

#301

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OH, COME ON. NO, IT ISN'T.

#302

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OH, COME ON. NO, IT ISN'T.

#303

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MURRAY!

#304

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ALL: WHAT?

#305

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ALL: WHAT?

#306

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EVERYTHING MY FATHER'S EVER DONE

#307

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WAS DESIGNED TO HUMILIATE ME.

#308

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WAS DESIGNED TO HUMILIATE ME.

#309

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MURRAY.

#310

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ALL: WHAT?

#311

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ALL: WHAT?

#312

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WHAT?

#313

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NO, THE YOUNGEST MURRAY!

#314

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I'M 68.

#315

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34!

#316

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34!

#317

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DAMMIT!

#318

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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE HAVING HIM AS A FATHER.

#319

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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE HAVING HIM AS A FATHER.

#320

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HE HAD ME IN HIS SHADOWS MY WHOLE LIFE.

#321

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HE ACTUALLY SANG AT MY SENIOR PROM.

#322

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HE ACTUALLY SANG AT MY SENIOR PROM.

#323

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MY DATE THREW HER PANTIES ON THE STAGE.

#324

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FIRST AND LAST TIME I SAW THEM, BY THE WAY.

#325

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FIRST AND LAST TIME I SAW THEM, BY THE WAY.

#326

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WHENEVER I'M AROUND THE GUY, I'M INVISIBLE.

#327

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OH, COME ON. YOU'RE EXAGGERATING.

#328

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OH, COME ON. YOU'RE EXAGGERATING.

#329

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# HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN' #

#330

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# WHATCHA GOT COOKIN'? #

#331

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# WHATCHA GOT COOKIN'? #

#332

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SEE WHAT I MEAN?

#333

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SHH. I LOVE THIS SONG.

#334

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SHH. I LOVE THIS SONG.

#335

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# HOW'S ABOUT COOKIN' SOMETHING UP WITH ME? #

#336

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OOH. THANK YOU.

#337

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OOH. THANK YOU.

#338

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(APPLAUSE)

#339

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(SINGING HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN' IN JAPANESE)

#340

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(SINGING HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN' IN JAPANESE)

#341

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OK, SO I TRIED TO GET SOME X-RAYS BACK FROM A LAB TECH

#342

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OK, SO I TRIED TO GET SOME X-RAYS BACK FROM A LAB TECH

#343

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BY MAKING A KISSY-FACE,

#344

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AND HE ASKED ME IF I HAD PALSY.

#345

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ELLIOT, IF YOU WANT TO GET AHEAD,

#346

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ELLIOT, IF YOU WANT TO GET AHEAD,

#347

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YOU HAVE TO USE WHAT GOD GAVE YOU.

#348

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OR IN YOUR CASE, WHAT DR. FEINBERG GAVE YOU.

#349

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OR IN YOUR CASE, WHAT DR. FEINBERG GAVE YOU.

#350

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EXACTLY.

#351

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I CAN'T KEEP MY KIDNEY GUY'S SON FROM LEAVING.

#352

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I CAN'T KEEP MY KIDNEY GUY'S SON FROM LEAVING.

#353

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ELLIOT WILL HELP.

#354

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YOU CAN DO THIS.

#355

⇓

YOU CAN DO THIS.

#356

⇓

HI. I'M ELLIOT.

#357

⇓

HI. I'M ELLIOT.

#358

⇓

HI. I'M MURRAY.

#359

⇓

HI. I'M ELLIOT.

#360

⇓

HI. I'M ELLIOT.

#361

⇓

I'M FIRING BLANKS HERE!

#362

⇓

OH!

#363

⇓

MY FAVOURITE SCRUBS.

#364

⇓

MY FAVOURITE SCRUBS.

#365

⇓

IS IT A BAD STAIN?

#366

⇓

NO.

#367

⇓

NO.

#368

⇓

THAT'S A GOOD STAIN.

#369

⇓

A VERY GOOD STAIN.

#370

⇓

THAT'S MY FAVOURITE STAIN EVER.

#371

⇓

THAT'S MY FAVOURITE STAIN EVER.

#372

⇓

I DID IT!

#373

⇓

SHE HAS NICE BREASTS.

#374

⇓

SHE HAS NICE BREASTS.

#375

⇓

THEY'RE REAL. YEAH, RIGHT.

#376

⇓

NO, THEY ARE. THEY'RE NOT.

#377

⇓

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT CAKE.

#378

⇓

THEY GUY SAID THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY.

#379

⇓

THEY GUY SAID THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY.

#380

⇓

JUST DO WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO.

#381

⇓

SWEETS FOR THE SWEET.

#382

⇓

SWEETS FOR THE SWEET.

#383

⇓

THANK YOU...GLEN.

#384

⇓

LOOK, MURRAY, IT DOESN'T MATTER

#385

⇓

THAT YOUR FATHER'S HANDSOME AND CHARISMATIC

#386

⇓

AND SINGS LIKE A YOUNG JOAN BAEZ.

#387

⇓

HE'S YOUR FLESH AND BLOOD, AND YOU GOTTA STEP UP.

#388

⇓

YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE SOME ISSUES WITH YOUR OWN FATHER

#389

⇓

YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE SOME ISSUES WITH YOUR OWN FATHER

#390

⇓

THAT YOU'RE PROJECTING ONTO ME,

#391

⇓

SO WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND GIVE HIM A JINGLE?

#392

⇓

HE'S DEAD. GOOD STUFF.

#393

⇓

HE'S DEAD. GOOD STUFF.

#394

⇓

NO, I'M SERIOUS. CLASSIC.

#395

⇓

HE HAD, LIKE, A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK.

#396

⇓

HE HAD, LIKE, A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK.

#397

⇓

I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS.

#398

⇓

NOW ABOUT THE KIDNEY...

#399

⇓

NOW ABOUT THE KIDNEY...

#400

⇓

I WISH I COULD FLY MY PLANE RIGHT NOW.

#401

⇓

I ALWAYS LIKE TO FLY IT WHEN I HAVE TO MAKE A BIG DECISION.

#402

⇓

I ALWAYS LIKE TO FLY IT WHEN I HAVE TO MAKE A BIG DECISION.

#403

⇓

(THINKING) MAKE THE FLESH AND BLOOD ARGUMENT AGAIN,

#404

⇓

BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY.

#405

⇓

BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY.

#406

⇓

BLOOD AND FLESH, MURRAY.

#407

⇓

I'LL DO IT. (THINKING) JACKPOT.

#408

⇓

I'LL DO IT. (THINKING) JACKPOT.

#409

⇓

YAWNING, GLEN!

#410

⇓

YAWNING, GLEN!

#411

⇓

ONE FOR THE ROAD, GLEN?

#412

⇓

ONE FOR THE ROAD, GLEN?

#413

⇓

THANKS. HAPPY WEEKEND.

#414

⇓

ELLIOT, DID YOU TALK TO FRANKLYN

#415

⇓

ELLIOT, DID YOU TALK TO FRANKLYN

#416

⇓

INTO DOING YOUR PATIENT'S URINALYSIS BEFORE MINE?

#417

⇓

NO, I JUST TOLD HIM I LOST MY VOICE,

#418

⇓

NO, I JUST TOLD HIM I LOST MY VOICE,

#419

⇓

AND I HAD TO WHISPER IN HIS EAR...

#420

⇓

(WHISPERING) LIKE THIS.

#421

⇓

(WHISPERING) LIKE THIS.

#422

⇓

CAREFUL, ELLIOT.

#423

⇓

OH, COME ON. WHAT HARM CAN COME FROM A LITTLE FLIRTING?

#424

⇓

(TIRES SCREECH)

#425

⇓

HA!

#426

⇓

HA!

#427

⇓

I WANNA SEE THAT ENGAGEMENT RING.

#428

⇓

THAT COSTS $10,000.

#429

⇓

THAT COSTS $10,000.

#430

⇓

I GOT 12 BUCKS.

#431

⇓

YOU OK? YEAH. WHY?

#432

⇓

YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER.

#433

⇓

YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER.

#434

⇓

ELLIOT DID A LITTLE TONGUE-DANCE IN FRANKLYN'S EAR

#435

⇓

JUST TO GET HIM TO DO HER LAB BEFORE MINE.

#436

⇓

JUST TO GET HIM TO DO HER LAB BEFORE MINE.

#437

⇓

SO SHE USED HER FEMININITY.

#438

⇓

THE ONLY REASON YOU USUALLY GET YOUR LAB WORK BACK SO FAST

#439

⇓

THE ONLY REASON YOU USUALLY GET YOUR LAB WORK BACK SO FAST

#440

⇓

IS BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS PICK FRANKLYN TO PLAY BASKETBALL,

#441

⇓

EVEN THOUGH HE ALWAYS SHOOTS HIS FOUL SHOTS GRANNY-STYLE.

#442

⇓

EVEN THOUGH HE ALWAYS SHOOTS HIS FOUL SHOTS GRANNY-STYLE.

#443

⇓

THIS IS DIFFERENT.

#444

⇓

THIS IS DIFFERENT.

#445

⇓

MAN: EXCUSE ME.

#446

⇓

THIS IS GONNA CAUSE PROBLEMS.

#447

⇓

OH, I'LL JUST BE A SEC.

#448

⇓

OH, I'LL JUST BE A SEC.

#449

⇓

(SEXY VOICE) DAVE, CAN I GET AN ORANGE SODA?

#450

⇓

I'M SO HOT AND THIRSTY.

#451

⇓

I'M SO HOT AND THIRSTY.

#452

⇓

IT'S ON ME.

#453

⇓

(GIGGLES)

#454

⇓

(GIGGLES)

#455

⇓

I'D LIKE AN ORANGE SODA, TOO.

#456

⇓

OH, I'M SORRY. THAT WAS THE LAST ONE.

#457

⇓

OH, I'M SORRY. THAT WAS THE LAST ONE.

#458

⇓

HOW SAD.

#459

⇓

IF THAT'S THE WAY FEMALE DOCTORS AROUND HERE BEHAVE,

#460

⇓

IF THAT'S THE WAY FEMALE DOCTORS AROUND HERE BEHAVE,

#461

⇓

I HOPE THE YOUNG LADY I'M INTERVIEWING IS A DIFFERENT BREED.

#462

⇓

DO EITHER OF YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND DR. ELLIOT REID?

#463

⇓

DO EITHER OF YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND DR. ELLIOT REID?

#464

⇓

(LAUGHS)

#465

⇓

J.D.: "I TOLD YOU SO" MOMENTS ARE RARE.

#466

⇓

J.D.: "I TOLD YOU SO" MOMENTS ARE RARE.

#467

⇓

SO WHEN THEY COME, YOU HAVE TO SAVOUR THEM.

#468

⇓

HEY, NEWIE.

#469

⇓

THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT MURRAY AND HIS DAD

#470

⇓

ARE A MATCH KIDNEY-WISE.

#471

⇓

THE BETTER NEWS

#472

⇓

THE BETTER NEWS

#473

⇓

IS THAT THE TESTS REVEALED A LITTLE SECRET

#474

⇓

YOU'RE GONNA WANNA SHARE WITH YOUR NEW PAL.

#475

⇓

YOU'RE GONNA WANNA SHARE WITH YOUR NEW PAL.

#476

⇓

GREGORY IS NOT MURRAY'S BIOLOGICAL FATHER.

#477

⇓

GREGORY IS NOT MURRAY'S BIOLOGICAL FATHER.

#478

⇓

OH, NO.

#479

⇓

BY THE BY,

#480

⇓

BY THE BY,

#481

⇓

THIS MOMENT IS SO GREAT,

#482

⇓

THAT I'D CHEAT ON THAT OTHER MOMENT FROM BEFORE,

#483

⇓

THAT I'D CHEAT ON THAT OTHER MOMENT FROM BEFORE,

#484

⇓

MARRY THIS ONE, AND RAISE A FAMILY OF TINY LITTLE MOMENTS.

#485

⇓

MARRY THIS ONE, AND RAISE A FAMILY OF TINY LITTLE MOMENTS.

#486

⇓

(LAUGHS)

#487

⇓

UGH!

#488

⇓

J.D.: I COULDN'T DECIDE WHETHER I SHOULD TELL MURRAY

#489

⇓

J.D.: I COULDN'T DECIDE WHETHER I SHOULD TELL MURRAY

#490

⇓

HIS DAD WASN'T HIS DAD.

#491

⇓

LUCKILY, HOSPITALS ARE FULL OF SUPPORTIVE COLLEAGUES

#492

⇓

LUCKILY, HOSPITALS ARE FULL OF SUPPORTIVE COLLEAGUES

#493

⇓

EAGER TO HELP.

#494

⇓

GO TELL THAT LITTLE BASTARD THIS SECOND

#495

⇓

GO TELL THAT LITTLE BASTARD THIS SECOND

#496

⇓

BEFORE HE COUGHS A KIDNEY UP TO HIS FAKE FATHER

#497

⇓

AND SUES THIS HOSPITAL!

#498

⇓

AND SUES THIS HOSPITAL!

#499

⇓

WRITE THAT DOWN IN YOUR LITTLE UNICORN BOOK.

#500

⇓

WRITE THAT DOWN IN YOUR LITTLE UNICORN BOOK.

#501

⇓

UH, ACTUALLY, SIR, IT'S A HORSE WITH A SWORD ON HIS HEAD.

#502

⇓

(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) YOU KNOW I'M A UNICORN.

#503

⇓

(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) YOU KNOW I'M A UNICORN.

#504

⇓

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY IT?

#505

⇓

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY IT?

#506

⇓

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, SON?

#507

⇓

(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) WELL, DR. KELS -

#508

⇓

(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) WELL, DR. KELS -

#509

⇓

AHEM.

#510

⇓

(REGULAR VOICE) WELL, DR. KELSO, I'M JUST GONNA TELL HIM.

#511

⇓

(REGULAR VOICE) WELL, DR. KELSO, I'M JUST GONNA TELL HIM.

#512

⇓

MURRAY'S GOT A GOOD HEART,

#513

⇓

AND HE'LL DO THE RIGHT THING.

#514

⇓

I'M OUTTA HERE.

#515

⇓

I'M OUTTA HERE.

#516

⇓

MURRAY!

#517

⇓

WHAT?

#518

⇓

WHAT?

#519

⇓

NOT YOU, OLD MURRAY!

#520

⇓

OK.

#521

⇓

OK.

#522

⇓

I PUT INTERVIEW GUY IN THE LOUNGE

#523

⇓

AND TOLD HIM THAT ELLIOT WAS WITH A PATIENT.

#524

⇓

AND TOLD HIM THAT ELLIOT WAS WITH A PATIENT.

#525

⇓

NOW, HOW WE GONNA FIX THIS THING?

#526

⇓

YOU'RE OK.

#527

⇓

THE GUY WANTED AN ORANGE SODA, RIGHT?

#528

⇓

WE BRING HIM AN ORANGE SODA,

#529

⇓

WE BRING HIM AN ORANGE SODA,

#530

⇓

MAYBE THE WHOLE THING GOES AWAY.

#531

⇓

OK. HERE'S THE PLAN.

#532

⇓

JORDAN AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF INTERVIEW GUY.

#533

⇓

SOFT SCRUB, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT.

#534

⇓

SOFT SCRUB, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT.

#535

⇓

I WILL.

#536

⇓

DAMMIT! I TOLD YOU TO SPARKLE!

#537

⇓

DAMMIT! I TOLD YOU TO SPARKLE!

#538

⇓

HE SAYS HE CLEARS HIS HEAD BY FLYING HIS PLANE,

#539

⇓

BUT I WENT TO HIS AIRPORT.

#540

⇓

BUT I WENT TO HIS AIRPORT.

#541

⇓

HE DOESN'T HAVE A PLANE THERE.

#542

⇓

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

#543

⇓

WHO GAVE YOU THIS NUMBER?

#544

⇓

WHO GAVE YOU THIS NUMBER?

#545

⇓

COME ON. I'M REALLY ASKING FOR YOUR HELP HERE.

#546

⇓

YEAH, BUT IT'S VERY IMPORTANT WE FOCUS ON THE WHOLE

#547

⇓

YEAH, BUT IT'S VERY IMPORTANT WE FOCUS ON THE WHOLE

#548

⇓

WHO-GAVE-YOU-THIS-NUMBER ISSUE.

#549

⇓

FINE! MAYBE I GOT TOO INVOLVED LIKE YOU SAID,

#550

⇓

FINE! MAYBE I GOT TOO INVOLVED LIKE YOU SAID,

#551

⇓

-BUT WOULD IT KILL YOU -FOR ONCE TO ACKNOWLEDGE

#552

⇓

THAT MY HEART IS IN THE RIGHT PLACE

#553

⇓

THAT MY HEART IS IN THE RIGHT PLACE

#554

⇓

INSTEAD OF SPENDING ALL YOUR TIME BERATING ME?

#555

⇓

YOU GOT THE NUMBER FROM JORDAN, DIDN'T YOU?

#556

⇓

YOU GOT THE NUMBER FROM JORDAN, DIDN'T YOU?

#557

⇓

SHE HATES ME.

#558

⇓

YOU'VE BEEN GREAT AS USUAL.

#559

⇓

YOU'VE BEEN GREAT AS USUAL.

#560

⇓

DAMMIT, MURRAY!

#561

⇓

WHAT CORNER OF THE SKY

#562

⇓

WHAT CORNER OF THE SKY

#563

⇓

ARE YOU AND YOUR PLANE HIDING IN?

#564

⇓

(TALKING HEADS SINGING -PSYCHO KILLER)

#565

⇓

(TALKING HEADS SINGING -PSYCHO KILLER)

#566

⇓

#I'M TENSE AND NERVOUS -AND I CAN'T RELAX #

#567

⇓

#I'M TENSE AND NERVOUS -AND I CAN'T RELAX #

#568

⇓

# I CAN'T SLEEP... #

#569

⇓

THERE YOU ARE. HEY, BUDDY!

#570

⇓

THERE YOU ARE. HEY, BUDDY!

#571

⇓

HEY!

#572

⇓

# I'M A REAL LIVE WIRE #

#573

⇓

# I'M A REAL LIVE WIRE #

#574

⇓

# PSYCHO KILLER, -QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST #

#575

⇓

# PSYCHO KILLER, -QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST #

#576

⇓

# FA-FA-FA-FA-FA-FA- -FA-FA-FA-FAR BETTER #

#577

⇓

# FA-FA-FA-FA-FA-FA- -FA-FA-FA-FAR BETTER #

#578

⇓

# RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN AWAY #

#579

⇓

# RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN AWAY #

#580

⇓

# OH, PSYCHO KILLER, -QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST... #

#581

⇓

# OH, PSYCHO KILLER, -QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST... #

#582

⇓

# OH, PSYCHO KILLER, -QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST... #

#583

⇓

OH, OH, I'M A DOCTOR, I'M A DOCTOR!

#584

⇓

OH, OH, I'M A DOCTOR, I'M A DOCTOR!

#585

⇓

EVERYTHING PANNED OUT FOR ME!

#586

⇓

# RUN, RUN AWAY #

#587

⇓

# RUN, RUN AWAY #

#588

⇓

# OH, AY, YI, YI, YI, YI #

#589

⇓

# OH, AY, YI, YI, YI, YI #

#590

⇓

# OH, AY, YI, YI, YI, YI #

#591

⇓

WHAT AN ODD-SIZED EXPLOSION.

#592

⇓

WHAT AN ODD-SIZED EXPLOSION.

#593

⇓

ELLIOT, YOUR INTERVIEWER CALLED. HE'S RUNNING LATE.

#594

⇓

ELLIOT, YOUR INTERVIEWER CALLED. HE'S RUNNING LATE.

#595

⇓

WOULD YOU TAKE TURK SOMEWHERE FOR ME?

#596

⇓

WHERE? OH, THE HONEY FESTIVAL.

#597

⇓

WHERE? OH, THE HONEY FESTIVAL.

#598

⇓

WHERE? OH, THE HONEY FESTIVAL.

#599

⇓

OH, MY GOD! IS THAT BACK IN TOWN?

#600

⇓

SURE IS, AND TURK WOULD LOVE TO GO WITH YOU.

#601

⇓

SURE IS, AND TURK WOULD LOVE TO GO WITH YOU.

#602

⇓

YOU WOULD?

#603

⇓

YES.

#604

⇓

YES.

#605

⇓

I LOVE LARGE GROUPS OF WHITE PEOPLE EATING POLLEN.

#606

⇓

I LOVE LARGE GROUPS OF WHITE PEOPLE EATING POLLEN.

#607

⇓

OOH! YEAH!

#608

⇓

ON BEHALF OF THE HONEY FESTIVAL,

#609

⇓

ON BEHALF OF THE HONEY FESTIVAL,

#610

⇓

I'D LIKE TO THANK OUR 2 VOLUNTEERS,

#611

⇓

OUR TASTER ELLIOT.

#612

⇓

OUR TASTER ELLIOT.

#613

⇓

(CROWD APPLAUDS)

#614

⇓

AND OF COURSE

#615

⇓

AND OF COURSE

#616

⇓

CHRISTOPHER THE HUMAN HONEYCOMB.

#617

⇓

CHRISTOPHER THE HUMAN HONEYCOMB.

#618

⇓

I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THE CEREAL!

#619

⇓

OW! OW!

#620

⇓

OW! OW!

#621

⇓

HMPH!

#622

⇓

HMPH!

#623

⇓

CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

#624

⇓

CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

#625

⇓

FRED ON INTERCOM: TOWER, ARE YOU THERE? I'VE LOST AN ENGINE.

#626

⇓

FRED ON INTERCOM: TOWER, ARE YOU THERE? I'VE LOST AN ENGINE.

#627

⇓

-I'M NOT FALLING -FOR THAT CRAP AGAIN.

#628

⇓

THIS IS REAL. MICKEY'S NOT HERE.

#629

⇓

THIS IS REAL. MICKEY'S NOT HERE.

#630

⇓

OH, GOD, I'VE LOST ANOTHER ENGINE.

#631

⇓

CALM DOWN, FRANK. YOU LEFT YOUR ENGINES IN THE STORAGE SHED.

#632

⇓

CALM DOWN, FRANK. YOU LEFT YOUR ENGINES IN THE STORAGE SHED.

#633

⇓

OH, THERE THEY ARE. THANKS, MURRAY!

#634

⇓

THAT'S WHAT I DO.

#635

⇓

THAT'S WHAT I DO.

#636

⇓

HEH! ANYHOO, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DAD IS DOING RIGHT NOW?

#637

⇓

HEH! ANYHOO, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DAD IS DOING RIGHT NOW?

#638

⇓

HE'S NOT MY DAD. HE'S MY FAKE DAD,

#639

⇓

HE'S NOT MY DAD. HE'S MY FAKE DAD,

#640

⇓

WHICH MEANS WHAT MY FAKE COUSIN SAMANTHA AND I ALMOST DID

#641

⇓

IN THE TENTH GRADE WOULD'VE BEEN BEAUTIFUL AND RIGHT.

#642

⇓

IN THE TENTH GRADE WOULD'VE BEEN BEAUTIFUL AND RIGHT.

#643

⇓

-BEEN THERE -WITH MY GRAM-GRAM.

#644

⇓

-BEEN THERE -WITH MY GRAM-GRAM.

#645

⇓

ALL RIGHT, FINE. WHAT DO YOU THINK

#646

⇓

GREGORY'S DOING RIGHT NOW?

#647

⇓

PROBABLY PLAYING HIS STUPID GUITAR.

#648

⇓

PROBABLY PLAYING HIS STUPID GUITAR.

#649

⇓

OH, SO MAYBE I WASN'T THE PERFECT DAD.

#650

⇓

OH, SO MAYBE I WASN'T THE PERFECT DAD.

#651

⇓

I MEAN, THERE WERE THE OCCASIONAL MISSED BASEBALL GAMES.

#652

⇓

I MEAN, THERE WERE THE OCCASIONAL MISSED BASEBALL GAMES.

#653

⇓

AND THE TAKING OF HIS COLLEGE SWEETHEART TO THE BAHAMAS

#654

⇓

FOR 2 WEEKS WITHOUT TELLING HIM.

#655

⇓

FOR 2 WEEKS WITHOUT TELLING HIM.

#656

⇓

BUT I STILL DON'T SEE WHY HE RESENTS ME THIS MUCH.

#657

⇓

BUT I STILL DON'T SEE WHY HE RESENTS ME THIS MUCH.

#658

⇓

BOY, TELL ME ABOUT IT.

#659

⇓

BOY, TELL ME ABOUT IT.

#660

⇓

YOU KNOW, I GOT THIS KID WHO CONSTANTLY IGNORES MY ADVICE

#661

⇓

YOU KNOW, I GOT THIS KID WHO CONSTANTLY IGNORES MY ADVICE

#662

⇓

AND THEN FLASHES ME THE SAD DOE EYES

#663

⇓

EVERY TIME I CALL HIM A GIRL'S NAME

#664

⇓

EVERY TIME I CALL HIM A GIRL'S NAME

#665

⇓

OR SCREAM IN HIS FACE.

#666

⇓

DO YOU WANT TO SING ABOUT HIM?

#667

⇓

DO YOU WANT TO SING ABOUT HIM?

#668

⇓

NO, NOT EVER.

#669

⇓

SOMETIMES DR. COX IS ALL OVER ME

#670

⇓

SOMETIMES DR. COX IS ALL OVER ME

#671

⇓

LIKE EVERY SECOND OF MY LIFE.

#672

⇓

WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT YOUR BOSS LIKE HE'S YOUR FATHER?

#673

⇓

WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT YOUR BOSS LIKE HE'S YOUR FATHER?

#674

⇓

REMEMBER? RECENTLY DECEASED DAD?

#675

⇓

MASSIVE HEART ATTACK.

#676

⇓

MASSIVE HEART ATTACK.

#677

⇓

YES! I MEAN, YES.

#678

⇓

HEH.

#679

⇓

HEH.

#680

⇓

YOU DO KNOW HE'S NOT YOURS, DON'T YOU?

#681

⇓

I FIGURED IT OUT. YEAH.

#682

⇓

I FIGURED IT OUT. YEAH.

#683

⇓

MOSTLY BECAUSE HIS MOTHER WAS 8 MONTHS PREGNANT WHEN I MET HER,

#684

⇓

MOSTLY BECAUSE HIS MOTHER WAS 8 MONTHS PREGNANT WHEN I MET HER,

#685

⇓

BUT THERE WERE OTHER SIGNS.

#686

⇓

OF COURSE.

#687

⇓

BUT HIS REAL DAD WAS JUST SUCH A JERK,

#688

⇓

BUT HIS REAL DAD WAS JUST SUCH A JERK,

#689

⇓

WE JUST DECIDED NOT TO TELL HIM.

#690

⇓

RIGHT.

#691

⇓

RIGHT.

#692

⇓

A BOY NEEDS A FATHER WHO LOVES HIM.

#693

⇓

YOU KNOW?

#694

⇓

YEAH.

#695

⇓

ELLIOT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

#696

⇓

MY INTERVIEWER CALLED MY CELL PHONE.

#697

⇓

MY INTERVIEWER CALLED MY CELL PHONE.

#698

⇓

HE HAS BEEN WAITING TO TALK TO ME.

#699

⇓

OH!

#700

⇓

OH!

#701

⇓

WHAT THE HELL?

#702

⇓

WOMAN, I WAS COVERED IN BEES!

#703

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WOMAN, I WAS COVERED IN BEES!

#704

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ELLIOT, WAIT!

#705

⇓

ELLIOT, YOU DID YOUR FLIRTY MANIPULATION THING

#706

⇓

ELLIOT, YOU DID YOUR FLIRTY MANIPULATION THING

#707

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IN FRONT OF THAT GUY IN THERE, AND NOW,

#708

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WELL, HE KIND OF THINKS YOU'RE THIS DESPICABLE

#709

⇓

WELL, HE KIND OF THINKS YOU'RE THIS DESPICABLE

#710

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FLOOZY-HO EXCUSE FOR A DOCTOR.

#711

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OH, UM, WELL, THEN I WILL JUST EXPLAIN IT TO HIM.

#712

⇓

OH, UM, WELL, THEN I WILL JUST EXPLAIN IT TO HIM.

#713

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IT'LL BE FINE.

#714

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WAIT! SIR, JUST HEAR ME OUT!

#715

⇓

WAIT! SIR, JUST HEAR ME OUT!

#716

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OH - UGH!

#717

⇓

LADIES, I THINK WE'VE LEARNED OUR LESSON.

#718

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LADIES, I THINK WE'VE LEARNED OUR LESSON.

#719

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THAT IS NOT HELPFUL, TURKELTON.

#720

⇓

I WAS COVERED IN BEES!

#721

⇓

I WAS COVERED IN BEES!

#722

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OH, MY GOD! HE'S ACTUALLY GIVING HIM AN ORANGE SODA.

#723

⇓

OH, MY GOD! HE'S ACTUALLY GIVING HIM AN ORANGE SODA.

#724

⇓

HA!

#725

⇓

WHAT HAPPENED?

#726

⇓

HE'S GONNA RECONSIDER YOU.

#727

⇓

HE'S GONNA RECONSIDER YOU.

#728

⇓

HOW'D YOU DO THAT?

#729

⇓

HEY, BUDDY, I NEED YOU TO RECONSIDER BLONDE DOCTOR,

#730

⇓

HEY, BUDDY, I NEED YOU TO RECONSIDER BLONDE DOCTOR,

#731

⇓

AND I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHY.

#732

⇓

SEE, I'M THE FUTURE MR. BLONDE DOCTOR,

#733

⇓

SEE, I'M THE FUTURE MR. BLONDE DOCTOR,

#734

⇓

AND I KIND OF NEED THIS TO HAPPEN SO THAT I CAN -

#735

⇓

-HEY, OVER HERE. -I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN

#736

⇓

-HEY, OVER HERE. -I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN

#737

⇓

SO THAT I CAN JUST HANG OUT AROUND THE HOUSE AND, YOU KNOW,

#738

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BAKE BREAD OR GAB ACROSS THE FENCE WITH NEIGHBOUR MARGE.

#739

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BAKE BREAD OR GAB ACROSS THE FENCE WITH NEIGHBOUR MARGE.

#740

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NICE LADY, POLISH, I THINK. DOESN'T MATTER. I'M NOT PREJUDICED.

#741

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NICE LADY, POLISH, I THINK. DOESN'T MATTER. I'M NOT PREJUDICED.

#742

⇓

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

#743

⇓

HERE'S THE THING. I NEED YOU TO TAKE

#744

⇓

HERE'S THE THING. I NEED YOU TO TAKE

#745

⇓

THIS CAN OF ORANGE SODA, TURN, SMILE,

#746

⇓

AND GIVE BLONDE DOCTOR A BIG THUMBS UP,

#747

⇓

AND GIVE BLONDE DOCTOR A BIG THUMBS UP,

#748

⇓

OR I'M GONNA TAKE THE SAME ORANGE SODA,

#749

⇓

FOLLOW YOU DOWN TO THE PARKING LOT,

#750

⇓

FOLLOW YOU DOWN TO THE PARKING LOT,

#751

⇓

AND SMASH YOUR HEAD IN WITH IT.

#752

⇓

WE TALKED ABOUT YOUR FUTURE.

#753

⇓

WE TALKED ABOUT YOUR FUTURE.

#754

⇓

I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN GO THROUGH WITH THIS.

#755

⇓

-I WISH THERE WAS -SOMETHING TO HELP ME

#756

⇓

GET THROUGH THE DOOR.

#757

⇓

GET THROUGH THE DOOR.

#758

⇓

HEY, JERKHOLE.

#759

⇓

YEAH? YEAH?

#760

⇓

NO, NEW JERKHOLE. NOW, NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK

#761

⇓

NO, NEW JERKHOLE. NOW, NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK

#762

⇓

OF THAT GUY IN THERE, HE ALWAYS KNEW HE WASN'T YOUR FATHER,

#763

⇓

BUT HE STAYED IN THE GAME ANYWAY.

#764

⇓

BUT HE STAYED IN THE GAME ANYWAY.

#765

⇓

SO HOW ABOUT YOU GET YOUR SELFISH ASS IN THERE?

#766

⇓

SO HOW ABOUT YOU GET YOUR SELFISH ASS IN THERE?

#767

⇓

OK.

#768

⇓

HEY.

#769

⇓

HEY.

#770

⇓

SO I'VE GOT THIS EXTRA KIDNEY I'M NOT USING.

#771

⇓

SO I'VE GOT THIS EXTRA KIDNEY I'M NOT USING.

#772

⇓

ARE YOU SURE?

#773

⇓

YEAH.

#774

⇓

YEAH.

#775

⇓

YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, RIGHT?

#776

⇓

YEAH, I KNOW YOU DO.

#777

⇓

YEAH, I KNOW YOU DO.

#778

⇓

I LOVE YOU, TOO, DAD.

#779

⇓

I LOVE YOU, TOO, DAD.

#780

⇓

# A CHILD ARRIVED JUST THE OTHER DAY #

#781

⇓

DAD.

#782

⇓

DAD.

#783

⇓

# HE CAME INTO THE WORLD IN THE USUAL WAY #

#784

⇓

DAD! (STOPS PLAYING)

#785

⇓

DAD! (STOPS PLAYING)

#786

⇓

J.D.: IN A HOSPITAL IT'S EASY TO TAKE THINGS TOO FAR.

#787

⇓

J.D.: IN A HOSPITAL IT'S EASY TO TAKE THINGS TOO FAR.

#788

⇓

STILL, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO GO TOO FAR TO SEE WHERE THE LINE IS.

#789

⇓

STILL, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO GO TOO FAR TO SEE WHERE THE LINE IS.

#790

⇓

PLEASE, FRANKLYN?

#791

⇓

PLEASE, FRANKLYN?

#792

⇓

OH, OK. COME WITH ME, LITTLE FRIEND.

#793

⇓

OH, OK. COME WITH ME, LITTLE FRIEND.

#794

⇓

HEH!

#795

⇓

J.D.: AS FOR ME...

#796

⇓

J.D.: AS FOR ME...

#797

⇓

# HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN'... #

#798

⇓

# HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN'... #

#799

⇓

MAYBE I GOT TOO INVOLVED WITH MURRAY

#800

⇓

AND HIS FAKE REAL DAD, BUT AS I WATCHED GREGORY

#801

⇓

AND HIS FAKE REAL DAD, BUT AS I WATCHED GREGORY

#802

⇓

SERENADE A CLEARLY UNCOMFORTABLE MURRAY, I REALIZED SOMETHING.

#803

⇓

SERENADE A CLEARLY UNCOMFORTABLE MURRAY, I REALIZED SOMETHING.

#804

⇓

# HEY, SWEET BABY... #

#805

⇓

IF MURRAY COULD LOOK PAST HIS DAD'S IMPERFECTIONS

#806

⇓

IF MURRAY COULD LOOK PAST HIS DAD'S IMPERFECTIONS

#807

⇓

AND APPRECIATE ALL THE TIME HE'D GIVEN HIM,

#808

⇓

MAYBE I OWED DR. COX A THANK YOU FOR THE SAME THING.

#809

⇓

MAYBE I OWED DR. COX A THANK YOU FOR THE SAME THING.

#810

⇓

HEY, I JUST WANT TO TAKE A SECOND TO THANK YOU

#811

⇓

HEY, I JUST WANT TO TAKE A SECOND TO THANK YOU

#812

⇓

FOR CONSTANTLY BERATING ME, DOUBTING MY ABILITIES,

#813

⇓

FOR CONSTANTLY BERATING ME, DOUBTING MY ABILITIES,

#814

⇓

AND THE OVERALL DEVASTATION OF MY SELF-ESTEEM.

#815

⇓

MY PLEASURE.

#816

⇓

MY PLEASURE.

#817

⇓

J.D.: I'LL WRAP IT ALL UP WITH A SLOW MOTION HAND WAVE.

#818

⇓

J.D.: I'LL WRAP IT ALL UP WITH A SLOW MOTION HAND WAVE.

#819

⇓

EDITED BY ACCESS INNOVATION MEDIA WWW.AI-MEDIA.TV

#820

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EDITED BY ACCESS INNOVATION MEDIA WWW.AI-MEDIA.TV

#821

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