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Season 4, Episode 12 — My Best Moment

(J.D. GRUNTING)

#1

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ALL THE WAY FROM THE PARKING LOT.

#2

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ALL THE WAY FROM THE PARKING LOT.

#3

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I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT!

#4

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WHO'S THE IDIOT NOW?

#5

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WHO'S THE IDIOT NOW?

#6

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OW.

#7

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(THINKING) DESPITE MY BURNING THIGHS,

#8

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(THINKING) DESPITE MY BURNING THIGHS,

#9

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GIVING TURK THAT PIGGYBACK RIDE WAS WORTH IT,

#10

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BECAUSE I'M SURE IT PUT HIM IN A GREAT MOOD.

#11

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BECAUSE I'M SURE IT PUT HIM IN A GREAT MOOD.

#12

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I'M IN A WORSE MOOD.

#13

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(THINKING) WHY DID I DO IT?

#14

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KELSO'S GOT THIS NEW STUPID OUTREACH PROGRAM

#15

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KELSO'S GOT THIS NEW STUPID OUTREACH PROGRAM

#16

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WHERE FAMILIES ARE ALLOWED TO OBSERVE SURGERIES.

#17

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WHERE FAMILIES ARE ALLOWED TO OBSERVE SURGERIES.

#18

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YESTERDAY, I HAD TO DO A BYPASS ON THIS GUY.

#19

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YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT FAMILY...

#20

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YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT FAMILY...

#21

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STANDING THERE EMOTIONLESS, SILENTLY JUDGING ME.

#22

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STANDING THERE EMOTIONLESS, SILENTLY JUDGING ME.

#23

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AND TODAY I GOTTA DO A COLECTOMY ON THAT GUY.

#24

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AND TODAY I GOTTA DO A COLECTOMY ON THAT GUY.

#25

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WHAT DO YOU THINK HIS FAMILY'S GONNA BE LIKE?

#26

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WHAT DO YOU THINK HIS FAMILY'S GONNA BE LIKE?

#27

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(OMINOUS MUSIC)

#28

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THERE'S A TUMOR IN THERE!

#29

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THERE'S A TUMOR IN THERE!

#30

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OH, DON'T GO BEHIND THE KIDNEY, BROTHER! AAH!

#31

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OH, DON'T GO BEHIND THE KIDNEY, BROTHER! AAH!

#32

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AAH! AAH!

#33

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YOU DIDN'T GO TO THE BLACK FAMILY YELLING AT THE MOVIE SCREEN STEREOTYPE, DID YOU?

#34

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LIKE A BEAR TO HONEY. OH, MY GOD!

#35

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LIKE A BEAR TO HONEY. OH, MY GOD!

#36

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I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DOWNSTAIRS 10 MINUTES AGO

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I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DOWNSTAIRS 10 MINUTES AGO

#38

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TO TALK TO A BUNCH OF PRE-MED STUDENTS

#39

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ABOUT WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A DOCTOR.

#40

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ABOUT WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A DOCTOR.

#41

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DON'T WORRY. I GOTCHA.

#42

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BUCKLE UP, BUDDY.

#43

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WHOO!

#44

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UUUUUUHHHH!

#45

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UUUUUUHHHH!

#46

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YEE-HAW!

#47

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YEE-HAW!

#48

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HELL, YEAH!

#49

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HEY, KIDS, I'M DR. DORIAN.

#50

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I'M SURE YOU HAVE LOTS OF QUESTIONS, SO LET'S GET STARTED.

#51

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I'M SURE YOU HAVE LOTS OF QUESTIONS, SO LET'S GET STARTED.

#52

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SO BASICALLY, IT'S A TOPICAL APPLICATION

#53

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SO BASICALLY, IT'S A TOPICAL APPLICATION

#54

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CONSISTING OF EQUAL PARTS TRIETHANOLAMINE AND PHENYL DIMETHICONE.

#55

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CONSISTING OF EQUAL PARTS TRIETHANOLAMINE AND PHENYL DIMETHICONE.

#56

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I SUGGEST APPLYING IT TWICE A DAY FOR EXTRA HOLD, OK?

#57

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I SUGGEST APPLYING IT TWICE A DAY FOR EXTRA HOLD, OK?

#58

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HERE'S A SAMPLE TUBE, REUBEN.

#59

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EXCELLENT QUERY. OK, THEN.

#60

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EXCELLENT QUERY. OK, THEN.

#61

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ANYBODY ELSE?

#62

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REUBEN AGAIN.

#63

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REUBEN AGAIN.

#64

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WHAT WAS YOUR BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE?

#65

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WHAT WAS YOUR BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE?

#66

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I'D SAY MY BEST MOMENT WAS PROBABLY MY SECOND YEAR,

#67

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NEW YEAR'S EVE.

#68

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NEW YEAR'S EVE.

#69

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A YOUNG PREGNANT WOMAN COULD BARELY MAKE IT TO THE HOSPITAL.

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A YOUNG PREGNANT WOMAN COULD BARELY MAKE IT TO THE HOSPITAL.

#71

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SHE HAD HER BABY RIGHT THERE ON THE RAMP.

#72

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# WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW #

#73

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# WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW #

#74

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# IS LOVE, SWEET LOVE... #

#75

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# IS LOVE, SWEET LOVE... #

#76

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YOU KNOW, THAT'S MY FIRST GRANDCHILD.

#77

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DID YOU DELIVER HIM?

#78

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DID YOU DELIVER HIM?

#79

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NO, I DIDN'T. BUT I DID WATCH.

#80

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I AM A DOCTOR.

#81

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I AM A DOCTOR.

#82

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AND YOU LOOK AMAZING!

#83

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SO EVEN THOUGH DR. MICKHEAD ACTUALLY DELIVERED THE KID,

#84

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SO EVEN THOUGH DR. MICKHEAD ACTUALLY DELIVERED THE KID,

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YOURS TRULY RANG IN THE NEW YEAR WITH GRANDMA.

#86

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YOURS TRULY RANG IN THE NEW YEAR WITH GRANDMA.

#87

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WE HAD SEX.

#88

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WE HAD SEX.

#89

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THAT'S HOW I DO IT.

#90

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THAT'S HOW I DO IT.

#91

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THAT WAS YOUR BEST MOMENT?

#92

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I TOTALLY GET IT.

#93

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I TOTALLY GET IT.

#94

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OLDER LADIES KNOW HOW TO WORK IT.

#95

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OK. SEE, NOW YOU'RE IN A BIT OF A PICKLE,

#96

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OK. SEE, NOW YOU'RE IN A BIT OF A PICKLE,

#97

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BECAUSE THE OLDER LADY YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT BETTER NOT BE ME

#98

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AND IT SURE AS HELL BETTER NOT BE SOMEBODY ELSE.

#99

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AND IT SURE AS HELL BETTER NOT BE SOMEBODY ELSE.

#100

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SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY?

#101

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SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY?

#102

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YOUR FAVORITE JEANS ARE TOO TIGHT AND THEY LOOK RIDICULOUS.

#103

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YOUR FAVORITE JEANS ARE TOO TIGHT AND THEY LOOK RIDICULOUS.

#104

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WHAT?!

#105

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I'M IN TROUBLE ANYWAY, AND IT NEEDED TO BE SAID.

#106

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WELL, UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, THAT'S JUST NOT TRUE. RIGHT?

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WELL, UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, THAT'S JUST NOT TRUE. RIGHT?

#108

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HA.

#109

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HA.

#110

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WOW.

#111

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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MY BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE WAS.

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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MY BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE WAS.

#113

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(FLATLINE TONE)

#114

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DAMN IT! WE LOST HIM.

#115

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DAMN IT! WE LOST HIM.

#116

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CALL IT.

#117

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I'M NOT GIVING UP ON THIS GUY.

#118

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I'M NOT GIVING UP ON THIS GUY.

#119

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PROP HIS HAND UP. WOMAN: WHAT?

#120

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I SAID PROP HIS HAND UP!

#121

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I SAID PROP HIS HAND UP!

#122

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(MACHINE BEEPING)

#123

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(MACHINE BEEPING)

#124

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THAT'S RIGHT.

#125

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THE MIRACLE FIVE.

#126

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YOU TAKE THIS ONE, PERRY.

#127

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GREAT MOMENT THERE, DUMB ASS.

#128

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IT STARTS OUT WITH A PROFOUND MISUNDERSTANDING

#129

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IT STARTS OUT WITH A PROFOUND MISUNDERSTANDING

#130

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OF HOW THE HUMAN BODY WORKS

#131

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AND WINDS UP WITH YOU SHATTERING SOME OLD MAN'S HAND.

#132

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AND WINDS UP WITH YOU SHATTERING SOME OLD MAN'S HAND.

#133

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OH, YEAH.

#134

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YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE REALLY NEAT?

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IF YOU GUYS ALL TOOK A SECOND

#136

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AND THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOUR BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE WAS.

#137

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AND THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOUR BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE WAS.

#138

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IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NEAT.

#139

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IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NEAT.

#140

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN, NO, I KNOW #

#141

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN, NO, I KNOW #

#142

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

#143

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

#144

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(J.D., THINKING) THERE'S NOTHING SADDER

#145

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(J.D., THINKING) THERE'S NOTHING SADDER

#146

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THAN A YOUNG GUY CHECKING INTO THE HOSPITAL

#147

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DURING THE HOLIDAYS.

#148

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I THINK I'LL TELL ELLIOT THAT.

#149

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I THINK I'LL TELL ELLIOT THAT.

#150

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THERE'S NOTHING SADDER THAN A YOUNG GUY

#151

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CHECKING INTO THE HOSPITAL ON THE HOLIDAYS.

#152

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CHECKING INTO THE HOSPITAL ON THE HOLIDAYS.

#153

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HI.

#154

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THAT'S MY DAD.

#155

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EXCEPT THAT.

#156

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EXCEPT THAT.

#157

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AND THAT.

#158

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AND THAT.

#159

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I'VE JUST BEEN SO TIRED LATELY.

#160

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YESTERDAY, WHEN THE LITTLE MAN AND I WERE WRESTLING,

#161

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YESTERDAY, WHEN THE LITTLE MAN AND I WERE WRESTLING,

#162

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HE DROPPED ME IN 10 SECONDS.

#163

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I GOT HIM WITH A POWER KICK.

#164

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I GOT HIM WITH A POWER KICK.

#165

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HEY! YOU BROUGHT TYLER A NEW ICE CREAM CONE.

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HEY! YOU BROUGHT TYLER A NEW ICE CREAM CONE.

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SURE.

#168

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THANKS.

#169

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THANKS.

#170

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IT'S A WAFFLE CONE.

#171

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SO, MR. MILLIGAN,

#172

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SO, MR. MILLIGAN,

#173

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IT TURNS OUT YOU HAVE A PRETTY SERIOUS CASE OF MONO.

#174

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DON'T YOU GET THAT FROM KISSING?

#175

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DON'T YOU GET THAT FROM KISSING?

#176

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('80S SONG PLAYS)

#177

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('80S SONG PLAYS)

#178

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AH-CHOO!

#179

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THERE ARE OTHER WAYS YOU CAN GET IT.

#180

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THERE ARE OTHER WAYS YOU CAN GET IT.

#181

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AHEM. DR. COX.

#182

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HOLD THAT THOUGHT, NEWBIE.

#183

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1, 2, 3, 4.

#184

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1, 2, 3, 4.

#185

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MY NEW THING IS TO COUNT JUST EXACTLY

#186

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MY NEW THING IS TO COUNT JUST EXACTLY

#187

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HOW MANY PEOPLE IN ANY GIVEN ROOM CAN KICK YOUR ASS,

#188

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AND IN HERE, THE NUMBER IS 4.

#189

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AND IN HERE, THE NUMBER IS 4.

#190

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5, IF YOU COUNT MRS. CROSS.

#191

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5, IF YOU COUNT MRS. CROSS.

#192

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THE OTHER DAY SHE WENT OFF HER MEDS.

#193

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SLA-LAMED HIM WITH A CAFETERIA TRAY.

#194

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SLA-LAMED HIM WITH A CAFETERIA TRAY.

#195

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SHE CAME OUTTA NOWHERE!

#196

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AM I GONNA GET OUT OF HERE IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS?

#197

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AM I GONNA GET OUT OF HERE IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS?

#198

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TYLER'S MOM ISN'T AROUND ANYMORE,

#199

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AND I'D REALLY HATE TO SHIP HIM OFF TO HIS GRANDPARENTS'.

#200

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AND I'D REALLY HATE TO SHIP HIM OFF TO HIS GRANDPARENTS'.

#201

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YOU'LL BEAT SANTA HOME. I PROMISE.

#202

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PHYLLIS, OUTSIDE.

#203

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PHYLLIS, OUTSIDE.

#204

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WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT IN THERE?

#205

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WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT IN THERE?

#206

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AAH!

#207

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THAT'S ONE MORE POINT FOR MRS. CROSS.

#208

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THAT'S ONE MORE POINT FOR MRS. CROSS.

#209

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BUT LET'S SEE HOW SHE ENJOYS HER BELOVED HARD CANDY WITHOUT...

#210

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BUT LET'S SEE HOW SHE ENJOYS HER BELOVED HARD CANDY WITHOUT...

#211

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HER CHOPPERS.

#212

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NEWBIE, YOU NEVER PROMISE A PATIENT THAT THEY'RE GONNA BE FINE.

#213

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NEWBIE, YOU NEVER PROMISE A PATIENT THAT THEY'RE GONNA BE FINE.

#214

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MR. MILLIGAN? HIS BLOOD PRESSURE'S A LITTLE LOW.

#215

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MR. MILLIGAN? HIS BLOOD PRESSURE'S A LITTLE LOW.

#216

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HE JUST HAS MONO.

#217

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OH, FOR GOD'S SAKES, NEWBIE, TAKE A LOOK AROUND, WOULD YOU?

#218

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OH, FOR GOD'S SAKES, NEWBIE, TAKE A LOOK AROUND, WOULD YOU?

#219

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR MR. MILLIGAN

#220

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR MR. MILLIGAN

#221

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AND EVERY OTHER PATIENT IN THIS ICU?

#222

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AND IF THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION

#223

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AND IF THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION

#224

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IS THAT HE'S THE ONLY ONE YOUNG ENOUGH

#225

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TO HAVE NEVER MADE A PHONE CALL LIKE THIS:

#226

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BRRIIING! (NEW YORK ACCENT) HELLO? OPERATOR, GIMME STUYVESANT 45-45-45,

#227

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BRRIIING! (NEW YORK ACCENT) HELLO? OPERATOR, GIMME STUYVESANT 45-45-45,

#228

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THEN YOU WOULD BE RIGHT.

#229

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BUT SINCE I'M NOT IN THE MOOD

#230

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TO MAKE SOME BIG, DRAMATIC, SWEEPING STATEMENT,

#231

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TO MAKE SOME BIG, DRAMATIC, SWEEPING STATEMENT,

#232

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I'LL JUST TELL YOU THIS:

#233

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GOD HATES DOCTORS. HE TRULY DOES.

#234

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GOD HATES DOCTORS. HE TRULY DOES.

#235

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YOU SEE ALL THESE OLD PEOPLE IN HERE?

#236

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WELL, ANY OF THEM WOULD GIVE JUST ABOUT ANYTHING

#237

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WELL, ANY OF THEM WOULD GIVE JUST ABOUT ANYTHING

#238

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TO BE ABLE TO SASHAY OFF THIS PLANET.

#239

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BUT MOST OF THEM ARE GONNA STAY AND LIVE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER.

#240

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BUT MOST OF THEM ARE GONNA STAY AND LIVE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER.

#241

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AND YOUR MR. MILLIGAN... WELL, IT TURNS OUT HE'S JUST YOUNG ENOUGH TO DIE.

#242

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AND YOUR MR. MILLIGAN... WELL, IT TURNS OUT HE'S JUST YOUNG ENOUGH TO DIE.

#243

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I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT.

#244

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IT'S THE HOLIDAYS. THERE'S A SWEET LITTLE KID INVOLVED.

#245

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IT'S THE HOLIDAYS. THERE'S A SWEET LITTLE KID INVOLVED.

#246

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CAN'T YOU JUST FEEL IT?

#247

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CAN'T YOU JUST FEEL IT?

#248

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(THINKING) I DID FEEL IT.

#249

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AND I KNEW WHAT CARLA WAS GONNA SAY BEFORE SHE SAID IT.

#250

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AND I KNEW WHAT CARLA WAS GONNA SAY BEFORE SHE SAID IT.

#251

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MR. MILLIGAN IS UNCONSCIOUS.

#252

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NEWBIE, LET'S GO.

#253

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NEWBIE, LET'S GO.

#254

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J.D.'S VOICE: THINK OF YOUR BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE.

#255

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J.D.'S VOICE: THINK OF YOUR BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE.

#256

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THANKS FOR TAKING CARE OF ME, MA'AM.

#257

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IF THERE IS EVER ANY WAY THAT I CAN HOOK YOU UP,

#258

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IF THERE IS EVER ANY WAY THAT I CAN HOOK YOU UP,

#259

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YOU JUST CALL ME AT WORK.

#260

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DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?

#261

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DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?

#262

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I RAISE AND BREED PONIES.

#263

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(GASPS)

#264

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(GASPS)

#265

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PONIES!

#266

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COME ON, THUNDER! TCH, TCH.

#267

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COME ON, THUNDER! TCH, TCH.

#268

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CAN'T BE LATE FOR ROUNDS AGAIN. LET'S GO. GIDDYAP.

#269

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CAN'T BE LATE FOR ROUNDS AGAIN. LET'S GO. GIDDYAP.

#270

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HEY, ELLIOT, WOULD YOU KEEP AN EYE ON TYLER HERE

#271

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WHILE WE TAKE CARE OF HIS DAD?

#272

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WHILE WE TAKE CARE OF HIS DAD?

#273

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HI!

#274

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YEAH. I'M NOT THAT GREAT WITH KIDS.

#275

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YEAH. I'M NOT THAT GREAT WITH KIDS.

#276

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THEY'VE GOT SUCH TINY HANDS...IT'S CREEPY.

#277

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I'M LEAVING NOW.

#278

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I'M LEAVING NOW.

#279

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MY DAD'S IN THE ICU.

#280

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MY DAD'S IN THE ICU.

#281

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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

#282

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WELL, TYLER, THAT STANDS FOR INTENSIVE CARE UNIT.

#283

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WELL, TYLER, THAT STANDS FOR INTENSIVE CARE UNIT.

#284

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IT'S WHERE WE PUT OUR PATIENTS WHO NEED EXTRA CARE,

#285

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LIKE SOMEBODY WHO MIGHT NEED HELP BREATHING

#286

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LIKE SOMEBODY WHO MIGHT NEED HELP BREATHING

#287

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BECAUSE THEIR LUNG COLLAPSED, OR MAYBE THEY HAD A BRAIN ANEURISM--

#288

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WHICH IS BASICALLY WHEN A VESSEL RUPTURES,

#289

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WHICH IS BASICALLY WHEN A VESSEL RUPTURES,

#290

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AND THEN BLOOD POURS INTO THE--

#291

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AND THEN BLOOD POURS INTO THE--

#292

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YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET IT.

#293

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YOU WANNA GO SEE SOMEONE WHO'S WORSE OFF THAN YOUR DAD?

#294

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YOU WANNA GO SEE SOMEONE WHO'S WORSE OFF THAN YOUR DAD?

#295

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WE CALL HIM "THE HEAD IN THE BED."

#296

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OK.

#297

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OK.

#298

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HIS CULTURES ARE BACK. HE'S NOT SEPTIC.

#299

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HIS CULTURES ARE BACK. HE'S NOT SEPTIC.

#300

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LET'S START HIM ON DOPAMINE. ALREADY DONE.

#301

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LET'S SCAN HIS HEAD. I ALREADY ORDERED IT.

#302

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LET'S SCAN HIS HEAD. I ALREADY ORDERED IT.

#303

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I'D DEFINITELY GIVE MRS. CROSS HER TEETH BACK.

#304

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THAT I WILL NOT DO!

#305

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(SHUDDERS)

#306

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(SHUDDERS)

#307

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J.D., TURNS OUT MR. MILLIGAN DOESN'T HAVE INSURANCE.

#308

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J.D., TURNS OUT MR. MILLIGAN DOESN'T HAVE INSURANCE.

#309

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DR. KELSO SAID ONCE HE'S STABLE,

#310

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WE HAVE TO BOUNCE HIM TO COUNTY.

#311

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WE HAVE TO BOUNCE HIM TO COUNTY.

#312

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TURK! HEY, IF YOU GO TALK TO KELSO FOR ME,

#313

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I'LL GIVE YOU THIS SPECIAL CHRISTMAS GUM.

#314

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(THINKING) OK, THIS IS ACTUALLY MRS. CROSS'S MEDICATED DENTURE GUM,

#315

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(THINKING) OK, THIS IS ACTUALLY MRS. CROSS'S MEDICATED DENTURE GUM,

#316

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SO YOU HAVE TO SELL IT WITH YOUR EYES.

#317

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SELL IT...

#318

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SELL IT...

#319

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OK.

#320

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OK.

#321

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J.D.'S VOICE: THINK OF YOUR BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE.

#322

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SO I SAID, "I CAN'T DO IT ON MY OWN."

#323

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SO I SAID, "I CAN'T DO IT ON MY OWN."

#324

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EXCUSE ME, SIR.

#325

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A MAN JUST FAINTED OVER THERE. ARE YOU A DOCTOR?

#326

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A MAN JUST FAINTED OVER THERE. ARE YOU A DOCTOR?

#327

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NOT THIS WEEKEND, SON. ANOTHER BAHAMA MAMA, PLEASE.

#328

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EASY ON THE BAHAMA. HEAVY ON THE MAMA.

#329

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EASY ON THE BAHAMA. HEAVY ON THE MAMA.

#330

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HOW YOU DOING?

#331

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HA HA HA HA HA!

#332

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(CHUCKLING)

#333

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DR. KELSO, I KNOW YOU TOLD CARLA TO BOUNCE MR. MILLIGAN TO COUNTY,

#334

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DR. KELSO, I KNOW YOU TOLD CARLA TO BOUNCE MR. MILLIGAN TO COUNTY,

#335

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BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS, SO...WHAT DO YOU SAY?

#336

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BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS, SO...WHAT DO YOU SAY?

#337

⇓

I'D SAY GET ME A 3-T FORM.

#338

⇓

3-T FO--

#339

⇓

3-T FO--

#340

⇓

WHAT'S THAT?

#341

⇓

THAT'S TOUGH TITTIES, TURKELTON.

#342

⇓

THAT'S TOUGH TITTIES, TURKELTON.

#343

⇓

UHH...UH...UH...

#344

⇓

UHH...UH...UH...

#345

⇓

SO, UH, WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

#346

⇓

SO, UH, WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

#347

⇓

A BASEBALL PLAYER.

#348

⇓

YEAH, WELL, I WANTED TO BE A BALLERINA WHEN I WAS LITTLE,

#349

⇓

YEAH, WELL, I WANTED TO BE A BALLERINA WHEN I WAS LITTLE,

#350

⇓

BUT ACCORDING TO MY MOM, 6-YEAR-OLDS WITH MILD SCOLIOSIS AND GIANT MAN FEET

#351

⇓

BUT ACCORDING TO MY MOM, 6-YEAR-OLDS WITH MILD SCOLIOSIS AND GIANT MAN FEET

#352

⇓

AREN'T DANCER MATERIAL.

#353

⇓

AREN'T DANCER MATERIAL.

#354

⇓

BUT THE JOKE'S ON HER, BECAUSE I AM CURRENTLY WAITING TO HEAR

#355

⇓

IF THE ST. MARY'S COMMUNITY THEATER

#356

⇓

IF THE ST. MARY'S COMMUNITY THEATER

#357

⇓

WILL LET ME WORK LIGHTS FOR THEIR PRODUCTION OF THE NUTCRACKER.

#358

⇓

CAN I HAVE SOME CHOCOLATE MILK?

#359

⇓

HERE'S A BUCK.

#360

⇓

THERE'S A VENDING MACHINE RIGHT OUTSIDE THAT DOOR.

#361

⇓

THERE'S A VENDING MACHINE RIGHT OUTSIDE THAT DOOR.

#362

⇓

DR. REID, WOULD YOU SIGN THIS FOR ME, PLEASE?

#363

⇓

DR. REID, WOULD YOU SIGN THIS FOR ME, PLEASE?

#364

⇓

SURE! SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND, LAVERNE?

#365

⇓

SURE! SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND, LAVERNE?

#366

⇓

MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS. HOW 'BOUT YOU?

#367

⇓

HOPEFULLY LIGHTING THE CRAP OUTTA ST. MARY'S AUDITORIUM.

#368

⇓

YIPPEE.

#369

⇓

YIPPEE.

#370

⇓

J.D.'S VOICE: THINK OF YOUR BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE.

#371

⇓

J.D.'S VOICE: THINK OF YOUR BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE.

#372

⇓

CLUB SODA WILL TAKE THAT RIGHT OUT.

#373

⇓

CLUB SODA WILL TAKE THAT RIGHT OUT.

#374

⇓

THANKS, CARLA.

#375

⇓

YOU'RE WELCOME, DOCTOR.

#376

⇓

YOU'RE WELCOME, DOCTOR.

#377

⇓

(WHISTLE)

#378

⇓

(WHISTLE)

#379

⇓

WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE?

#380

⇓

I'M SORRY. I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT

#381

⇓

I'M SORRY. I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT

#382

⇓

THE LAST TIME A DOCTOR ACTUALLY LISTENED TO ME. SOMETIMES I--

#383

⇓

DID YOU GET THE RESULTS OF THE SCAN? THEY'RE NEGATIVE.

#384

⇓

DID YOU GET THE RESULTS OF THE SCAN? THEY'RE NEGATIVE.

#385

⇓

I FEEL LIKE WE'RE MISSING SOMETHING IN HIS PATIENT HISTORY.

#386

⇓

WHEN HE CAME IN, MR. MILLIGAN SAID

#387

⇓

WHEN HE CAME IN, MR. MILLIGAN SAID

#388

⇓

THAT HE AND HIS SON HAD BEEN WRESTLING AND GOOFING AROUND.

#389

⇓

OH, MY GOD! HE JUST MIGHT HAVE GOOF-AROUND-ITIS.

#390

⇓

OH, MY GOD! HE JUST MIGHT HAVE GOOF-AROUND-ITIS.

#391

⇓

WE SHOULD ALSO CHECK HIM FOR THE SILLY-WILLIES.

#392

⇓

WE SHOULD ALSO CHECK HIM FOR THE SILLY-WILLIES.

#393

⇓

(WHISTLES)

#394

⇓

(WHISTLES)

#395

⇓

IT'S OK. THEY'RE JUST STRESSED OUT.

#396

⇓

ANY TIME A DOCTOR DISRESPECTS ME,

#397

⇓

ANY TIME A DOCTOR DISRESPECTS ME,

#398

⇓

I RESPOND WITH A LITTLE NOTE.

#399

⇓

WORTH IT.

#400

⇓

WORTH IT.

#401

⇓

ARE YOU SWANING THIS GUY?

#402

⇓

I REALLY DON'T NEED YOU CHECKING UP ON ME EVERY 5 SECONDS.

#403

⇓

I REALLY DON'T NEED YOU CHECKING UP ON ME EVERY 5 SECONDS.

#404

⇓

I'M A DOCTOR AND I HAVE AS MUCH MEDICAL EXPERTISE AS ANYONE IN THIS PLACE.

#405

⇓

I'M A DOCTOR AND I HAVE AS MUCH MEDICAL EXPERTISE AS ANYONE IN THIS PLACE.

#406

⇓

NOW, WHAT EXACTLY IS SWANING?

#407

⇓

NOW, WHAT EXACTLY IS SWANING?

#408

⇓

WHAT? I'M KIDDING!

#409

⇓

ENOUGH WITH THE BACKSEAT DOCTORING. I GOT THIS.

#410

⇓

(THINKING) WHY DOES IT SEEM LIKE EVERY TIME I TAKE A STAND,

#411

⇓

(THINKING) WHY DOES IT SEEM LIKE EVERY TIME I TAKE A STAND,

#412

⇓

EVERYTHING TURNS TO CRAP?

#413

⇓

I GAVE THAT KID SOME MONEY AND SENT HIM OUTSIDE THE HOSPITAL,

#414

⇓

I GAVE THAT KID SOME MONEY AND SENT HIM OUTSIDE THE HOSPITAL,

#415

⇓

AND NOW I CAN'T FIND HIM.

#416

⇓

I'M SORRY, WHAT?

#417

⇓

KELSO SAID NO INSURANCE,

#418

⇓

YOU GOTTA STABILIZE THE GUY AND THEN BOUNCE HIM.

#419

⇓

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.

#420

⇓

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.

#421

⇓

IN ABOUT 10 MORE MINUTES, NONE OF THIS IS GONNA MATTER,

#422

⇓

BECAUSE THIS GUY'S CIRCLING THE DRAIN.

#423

⇓

BECAUSE THIS GUY'S CIRCLING THE DRAIN.

#424

⇓

WHY ARE YOU SICK?

#425

⇓

WHY ARE YOU SICK?

#426

⇓

(THINKING) I CAN'T FIGURE THIS OUT.

#427

⇓

MAYBE IF WE TRIED STRESS-DOSE STEROIDS...

#428

⇓

I THINK I'LL TELL DR. COX THAT.

#429

⇓

I CAN'T FIGURE THIS OUT. MAYBE IF WE TRIED STRESS-DOSE STEROIDS...

#430

⇓

I CAN'T FIGURE THIS OUT. MAYBE IF WE TRIED STRESS-DOSE STEROIDS...

#431

⇓

OR MAYBE WE CAN JUST FILL A SYRINGE WITH FALSE PROMISES

#432

⇓

OR MAYBE WE CAN JUST FILL A SYRINGE WITH FALSE PROMISES

#433

⇓

AND INJECT HIM WITH THAT. HMM. SAYS HERE YOU ALREADY GOT THAT ONE COVERED.

#434

⇓

TRY AND DISCOURAGE ME ALL YOU WANT,

#435

⇓

TRY AND DISCOURAGE ME ALL YOU WANT,

#436

⇓

BECAUSE KITES FLY HIGHEST AGAINST THE WIND.

#437

⇓

WHAT?!

#438

⇓

I'M A KITE!

#439

⇓

I'M A KITE!

#440

⇓

I'M A BIG, BEAUTIFUL KITE. FLY!

#441

⇓

I WONDER IF MR. MILLIGAN COULD HAVE RECEIVED ANY BLUNT TRAUMA

#442

⇓

I WONDER IF MR. MILLIGAN COULD HAVE RECEIVED ANY BLUNT TRAUMA

#443

⇓

WITHOUT REALIZING IT.

#444

⇓

WITHOUT REALIZING IT.

#445

⇓

WRESTLING. REMEMBER? HE SAID HIS KID DROPPED HIM WITH A POWER KICK.

#446

⇓

KIDS CAN KICK PRETTY HARD. MAYBE HE RUPTURED HIS SPLEEN.

#447

⇓

KIDS CAN KICK PRETTY HARD. MAYBE HE RUPTURED HIS SPLEEN.

#448

⇓

GET A STAT ABDOMINAL CT.

#449

⇓

GET A STAT ABDOMINAL CT.

#450

⇓

GREAT CATCH THERE, CARLA.

#451

⇓

THANK YOU.

#452

⇓

J.D.'S VOICE: THINK OF YOUR BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE.

#453

⇓

YOU CAN DO THIS, DR. TURK.

#454

⇓

OK!

#455

⇓

OK!

#456

⇓

TIME!

#457

⇓

TIME!

#458

⇓

WELL, IT'S OFFICIAL.

#459

⇓

DR. TURK IS NOW THE FASTEST APPENDECTOMY IN THE HOSPITAL.

#460

⇓

DR. TURK IS NOW THE FASTEST APPENDECTOMY IN THE HOSPITAL.

#461

⇓

IN YOUR FACE, DR. BEARDFACE!

#462

⇓

IT'S BEARDFACE!

#463

⇓

IT'S BEARDFACE!

#464

⇓

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

#465

⇓

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

#466

⇓

I GOT GUMMED.

#467

⇓

I GOT GUMMED.

#468

⇓

COME ON. IT TURNS OUT MR. MILLIGAN HAS A RUPTURED SPLEEN.

#469

⇓

WE'RE PREPPING HIM FOR SURGERY IN ROOM "C."

#470

⇓

WE'RE PREPPING HIM FOR SURGERY IN ROOM "C."

#471

⇓

THAT'S THE ROOM WHERE THE FAMILY GETS TO OBSERVE.

#472

⇓

SO?

#473

⇓

SO?

#474

⇓

DUDE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

#475

⇓

WHEN I OPERATE, I DON'T SEE A PERSON,

#476

⇓

I SEE A MACHINE WITH PARTS THAT NEED TO BE REPLACED

#477

⇓

I SEE A MACHINE WITH PARTS THAT NEED TO BE REPLACED

#478

⇓

AND CIRCUITS THAT NEED TO BE REWIRED.

#479

⇓

YOU THINK YOU'RE A ROBOT MECHANIC?

#480

⇓

YOU THINK YOU'RE A ROBOT MECHANIC?

#481

⇓

AS A SURGEON, THE MORE DETACHED I AM, THE MORE FOCUSED I AM.

#482

⇓

AND IT'S PRETTY IMPOSSIBLE TO FEEL FOCUSED OR DETACHED

#483

⇓

AND IT'S PRETTY IMPOSSIBLE TO FEEL FOCUSED OR DETACHED

#484

⇓

WHEN THIS GUY'S FAMILY'S WATCHING EVERY MOVE I MAKE!

#485

⇓

WHEN THIS GUY'S FAMILY'S WATCHING EVERY MOVE I MAKE!

#486

⇓

WELL, I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. MR. MILLIGAN ONLY HAS A SON,

#487

⇓

WELL, I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. MR. MILLIGAN ONLY HAS A SON,

#488

⇓

AND ELLIOT LOST HIM.

#489

⇓

AWESOME! HA HA HA!

#490

⇓

AWESOME! HA HA HA!

#491

⇓

FOR ME.

#492

⇓

OH.

#493

⇓

IS THAT FUN?

#494

⇓

NO, SON. IT'S WORK.

#495

⇓

NO, SON. IT'S WORK.

#496

⇓

BUT THIS BODY DIDN'T HAPPEN BY ACCIDENT.

#497

⇓

BUT THIS BODY DIDN'T HAPPEN BY ACCIDENT.

#498

⇓

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK IS FUN? BASEBALL.

#499

⇓

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK IS FUN? BASEBALL.

#500

⇓

MY SON IS A BIG BASEBALL FAN.

#501

⇓

NOT SO MUCH PLAYING IT BUT MORE THE...

#502

⇓

NOT SO MUCH PLAYING IT BUT MORE THE...

#503

⇓

DESIGNING AND SEWING OF UNIFORMS.

#504

⇓

DESIGNING AND SEWING OF UNIFORMS.

#505

⇓

THAT'S NEAT.

#506

⇓

NO, IT'S NOT.

#507

⇓

NO, IT'S NOT.

#508

⇓

MAYBE WE CAN PLAY CATCH SOMETIME.

#509

⇓

I HOPE SO, YOUNG MAN.

#510

⇓

ELLIOT: OH!

#511

⇓

ELLIOT: OH!

#512

⇓

THANK GOD, TYLER! THERE YOU ARE.

#513

⇓

SORRY, DR. KELSO. THIS IS MR. MILLIGAN'S SON.

#514

⇓

SORRY, DR. KELSO. THIS IS MR. MILLIGAN'S SON.

#515

⇓

COME ON, TYLER.

#516

⇓

THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GET SOME MILK AND THEN COME RIGHT BACK.

#517

⇓

THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GET SOME MILK AND THEN COME RIGHT BACK.

#518

⇓

MABEL, THIS IS BOB KELSO.

#519

⇓

MABEL, THIS IS BOB KELSO.

#520

⇓

WHAT SAY WE JUGGLE SOME THINGS

#521

⇓

AND SEE IF WE CAN'T FREE RIDE MR. MILLIGAN FINANCIALLY FOR A WHILE, OK?

#522

⇓

AND SEE IF WE CAN'T FREE RIDE MR. MILLIGAN FINANCIALLY FOR A WHILE, OK?

#523

⇓

AND SEE IF WE CAN'T FREE RIDE MR. MILLIGAN FINANCIALLY FOR A WHILE, OK?

#524

⇓

IS THIS REALLY BOB KELSO?

#525

⇓

YES, THIS IS REALLY BOB KELSO!

#526

⇓

YES, THIS IS REALLY BOB KELSO!

#527

⇓

DON'T RUN OFF ON ME AGAIN, TYLER.

#528

⇓

DON'T RUN OFF ON ME AGAIN, TYLER.

#529

⇓

SORRY. I GOT SCARED.

#530

⇓

WHEN I GET SCARED, I HIDE.

#531

⇓

WHEN I GET SCARED, I HIDE.

#532

⇓

I KNOW IT'S STUPID.

#533

⇓

IT'S NOT STUPID.

#534

⇓

IT'S NOT STUPID.

#535

⇓

WANNA KNOW WHERE I USED TO HIDE WHEN I USED TO GET SCARED?

#536

⇓

THIS CLOSET RIGHT HERE. AND THE ONE ON THE SECOND FLOOR.

#537

⇓

THIS CLOSET RIGHT HERE. AND THE ONE ON THE SECOND FLOOR.

#538

⇓

THERE WAS ALSO THIS BROKEN MRI MACHINE DOWN IN THE BASEMENT.

#539

⇓

THERE WAS ALSO THIS BROKEN MRI MACHINE DOWN IN THE BASEMENT.

#540

⇓

IT WAS LIKE MY OWN PRIVATE COCOON.

#541

⇓

YOU REALLY GOT SCARED?

#542

⇓

YOU REALLY GOT SCARED?

#543

⇓

YEAH! EVERYBODY DOES HERE AT FIRST.

#544

⇓

CHECK THIS OUT.

#545

⇓

CHECK THIS OUT.

#546

⇓

(WHIMPERING)

#547

⇓

COOL.

#548

⇓

COOL.

#549

⇓

HANG IN THERE, STEVE.

#550

⇓

IN MED SCHOOL, THEY NEVER TEACH YOU HOW TO DEAL WITH DEATH--

#551

⇓

IN MED SCHOOL, THEY NEVER TEACH YOU HOW TO DEAL WITH DEATH--

#552

⇓

STEVE WILL BE STRONGER IF HE GETS THROUGH THIS ON HIS OWN.

#553

⇓

STEVE WILL BE STRONGER IF HE GETS THROUGH THIS ON HIS OWN.

#554

⇓

-SO...HOW DID YOU -STOP BEING SCARED?

#555

⇓

I JUST REALIZED THAT PEOPLE HERE NEEDED ME TO BE BRAVE,

#556

⇓

JUST LIKE YOUR DAD NEEDS YOU TO BE BRAVE FOR HIS OPERATION.

#557

⇓

JUST LIKE YOUR DAD NEEDS YOU TO BE BRAVE FOR HIS OPERATION.

#558

⇓

CAN I HOLD HIS HAND?

#559

⇓

CAN I HOLD HIS HAND?

#560

⇓

THEY'RE NOT ACTUALLY VERY BIG ON THAT.

#561

⇓

CAN I AT LEAST WATCH?

#562

⇓

CAN I AT LEAST WATCH?

#563

⇓

ARE YOU SURE?

#564

⇓

(STEVE SOBBING)

#565

⇓

(STEVE SOBBING)

#566

⇓

GET IT TOGETHER, STEVE!

#567

⇓

(SOBBING) I'M TRYING!

#568

⇓

(SOBBING) I'M TRYING!

#569

⇓

ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO THIS!

#570

⇓

(KNOCK ON GLASS)

#571

⇓

(KNOCK ON GLASS)

#572

⇓

COME ON!

#573

⇓

J.D.'S VOICE: THINK OF YOUR BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE...

#574

⇓

J.D.'S VOICE: THINK OF YOUR BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE...

#575

⇓

(COUGHING)

#576

⇓

(COUGHING)

#577

⇓

COME HERE. HERE YOU GO.

#578

⇓

HERE YOU GO.

#579

⇓

HERE YOU GO.

#580

⇓

WHOO!

#581

⇓

WHOO!

#582

⇓

LET'S SEE ANYBODY ELSE MAKE THAT SHOT!

#583

⇓

HUH? WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!

#584

⇓

HUH? WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!

#585

⇓

WHO'S YOUR DADDY? WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

#586

⇓

WHO'S YOUR DADDY? WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

#587

⇓

CARLA, HAVE YOU, UH, SEEN NEWBIE?

#588

⇓

CARLA, HAVE YOU, UH, SEEN NEWBIE?

#589

⇓

OH, HE GOT OFF YOUR LEASH?

#590

⇓

HA HA! GIVE ME A BREAK. THE KID'S LIKE A...

#591

⇓

HA HA! GIVE ME A BREAK. THE KID'S LIKE A...

#592

⇓

HE'S LIKE A...

#593

⇓

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A DRUNK BABY?

#594

⇓

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A DRUNK BABY?

#595

⇓

AH, IT'S A LONG STORY

#596

⇓

INVOLVING MY SON, RUM CAKE, AND A LOW COUNTER.

#597

⇓

INVOLVING MY SON, RUM CAKE, AND A LOW COUNTER.

#598

⇓

SUFFICE TO SAY THAT IT TURNS OUT, AT FIRST,

#599

⇓

SUFFICE TO SAY THAT IT TURNS OUT, AT FIRST,

#600

⇓

IT'S ENDEARING TO WATCH THEM BOUNCE OFF OF THE WALLS,

#601

⇓

BUT MAN, YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THEM FOR ONE SECOND,

#602

⇓

BUT MAN, YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THEM FOR ONE SECOND,

#603

⇓

AND--BAM!

#604

⇓

AND--BAM!

#605

⇓

THEY GOT A BUCKET ON THEIR HEAD

#606

⇓

AND THEY'RE PLOUGHING RIGHT THROUGH YOUR BRAND NEW FLAT SCREEN TV.

#607

⇓

AND THEY'RE PLOUGHING RIGHT THROUGH YOUR BRAND NEW FLAT SCREEN TV.

#608

⇓

GOD SAVE ME, IT WAS BARELY OUT OF THE BOX.

#609

⇓

THE POINT IS THAT NEWBIE IS MY DRUNK BABY.

#610

⇓

THE POINT IS THAT NEWBIE IS MY DRUNK BABY.

#611

⇓

HE FIGURED OUT THAT SPLEEN THING.

#612

⇓

HE FIGURED OUT THAT SPLEEN THING.

#613

⇓

MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET OFF HIS CASE.

#614

⇓

I WOULD LOVE TO

#615

⇓

I WOULD LOVE TO

#616

⇓

IN FACT, NOTHING WOULD MAKE ME HAPPIER

#617

⇓

THAN TO WATCH HIM WALK INTO A PATIENT'S ROOM

#618

⇓

THAN TO WATCH HIM WALK INTO A PATIENT'S ROOM

#619

⇓

AND NOT FEEL THAT I HAVE TO RUN IN AFTER HIM AND CHECK UP ON EVERYTHING.

#620

⇓

YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I THINK?

#621

⇓

NO.

#622

⇓

I THINK YOU KNOW HOW GOOD A DOCTOR J.D. IS,

#623

⇓

I THINK YOU KNOW HOW GOOD A DOCTOR J.D. IS,

#624

⇓

AND WHETHER YOU ADMIT IT OR NOT,

#625

⇓

AND WHETHER YOU ADMIT IT OR NOT,

#626

⇓

YOU HAVE A GREAT PERSONAL STAKE IN HIS FUTURE.

#627

⇓

SO DON'T PRETEND THAT ALL THIS ATTENTION YOU THROW AT HIM

#628

⇓

SO DON'T PRETEND THAT ALL THIS ATTENTION YOU THROW AT HIM

#629

⇓

IS JUST FOR HIM, BECAUSE IT'S ALSO FOR YOU.

#630

⇓

AS YOUR FRIEND I'M TELLING YOU

#631

⇓

AS YOUR FRIEND I'M TELLING YOU

#632

⇓

THAT IF YOU WANT HIM TO KEEP GROWING,

#633

⇓

YOU OUGHT TO BACK OFF OF HIM ONCE IN A WHILE.

#634

⇓

CARLA-- AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING,

#635

⇓

CARLA-- AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING,

#636

⇓

BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT, AND MY JEANS DO LOOK GOOD.

#637

⇓

BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT, AND MY JEANS DO LOOK GOOD.

#638

⇓

GOD, I HATE CHRISTMAS.

#639

⇓

I REALLY DO.

#640

⇓

I REALLY DO.

#641

⇓

UH, HEY, ELLIOT...

#642

⇓

UH, HEY, ELLIOT...

#643

⇓

CAN I TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE?

#644

⇓

PARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS?

#645

⇓

PARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS?

#646

⇓

YOU KNOW, I DID LEARN A LITTLE WHEN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS WENT TO FRANCE,

#647

⇓

YOU KNOW, I DID LEARN A LITTLE WHEN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS WENT TO FRANCE,

#648

⇓

BUT THAT WAS JUST STUFF TO PICK UP CHICKS.

#649

⇓

OH. TURK...

#650

⇓

OH. TURK...

#651

⇓

WHAT?

#652

⇓

WHAT?

#653

⇓

CAN I PLEASE STAY?

#654

⇓

CAN I PLEASE STAY?

#655

⇓

YEAH, KID, YOU CAN STAY.

#656

⇓

YEAH, KID, YOU CAN STAY.

#657

⇓

DR. TURK?

#658

⇓

THANKS.

#659

⇓

THANKS.

#660

⇓

(THINKING) NONE OF US WANTED TO SAY WHAT WE WERE THINKING,

#661

⇓

(THINKING) NONE OF US WANTED TO SAY WHAT WE WERE THINKING,

#662

⇓

HOW VULNERABLE WE FELT.

#663

⇓

SO WE ALL JUST STOOD AROUND, PRETENDED TO WORK,

#664

⇓

SO WE ALL JUST STOOD AROUND, PRETENDED TO WORK,

#665

⇓

AND WAITED FOR SOMEONE TO COME THROUGH THAT DOOR

#666

⇓

AND WAITED FOR SOMEONE TO COME THROUGH THAT DOOR

#667

⇓

AND TELL US HOW THIS WAS GONNA END.

#668

⇓

WHO'S THE MAN?

#669

⇓

ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS, WE STILL GOT A LOTTA WORK TO DO.

#670

⇓

TURK, CHECK THE POST-OP FILMS IN RADIOLOGY.

#671

⇓

TURK, CHECK THE POST-OP FILMS IN RADIOLOGY.

#672

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-CARLA, WE'LL TRANSFUSE -BACK TO A HEMOGLOBIN 10,

#673

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AND ELLIOT, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE TYLER AND GET US ALL ICE CREAM IMMEDIATELY?

#674

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AND ELLIOT, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE TYLER AND GET US ALL ICE CREAM IMMEDIATELY?

#675

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I'M GONNA CHECK ON HIM. YOU WANNA COME?

#676

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NO. NO, YOU GOT IT.

#677

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NO. NO, YOU GOT IT.

#678

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J.D.: IT'S AMAZING HOW ONE PATIENT CAN AFFECT SO MANY PEOPLE.

#679

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J.D.: IT'S AMAZING HOW ONE PATIENT CAN AFFECT SO MANY PEOPLE.

#680

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DR. DORIAN, WHAT WAS YOUR BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE?

#681

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DR. DORIAN, WHAT WAS YOUR BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE?

#682

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MY BEST MOMENT. WELL, THERE WAS THIS GUY...

#683

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MY BEST MOMENT. WELL, THERE WAS THIS GUY...

#684

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HE HAD THE MOST AMAZING LITTLE KID...

#685

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HE HAD THE MOST AMAZING LITTLE KID...

#686

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AND THE DOCTORS ACTUALLY LISTENED TO ME.

#687

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AND THE DOCTORS ACTUALLY LISTENED TO ME.

#688

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HMM.

#689

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BUT I KNOCKED THE SURGERY RIGHT OUT THE PARK.

#690

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BUT I KNOCKED THE SURGERY RIGHT OUT THE PARK.

#691

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(CHUCKLES)

#692

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AND I DECIDED TO PULL SOME STRINGS FOR THE GUY...

#693

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AND I DECIDED TO PULL SOME STRINGS FOR THE GUY...

#694

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AND I DECIDED TO PULL SOME STRINGS FOR THE GUY...

#695

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AND HONEST TO GOD, I WOULDN'T HAVE BELIEVED IT

#696

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IF I HADN'T SEEN IT MYSELF, BUT NEWBIE HANDLED THE WHOLE THING...

#697

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IF I HADN'T SEEN IT MYSELF, BUT NEWBIE HANDLED THE WHOLE THING...

#698

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WIRE TO WIRE.

#699

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J.D.: AND I KEPT MY PROMISE...

#700

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BECAUSE THE TWO OF THEM GOT HOME IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS.

#701

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BECAUSE THE TWO OF THEM GOT HOME IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS.

#702

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AND THAT WAS MY BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE.

#703

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AND THAT WAS MY BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE.

#704

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