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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 3, Episode 13 — The Gang Gets Whacked (2)

DEE: We keep putting more on, and it's not showing up at all.

#1

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Well, then I guess cocaine is weightless, all right?

#2

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I'm gonna file that up here actually.

#3

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- What are you doing? - Cleaning my hands off.

#4

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- What are you, a cat? Use a towel. - My mouth's right here.

#5

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We talked about this. No getting high on the supply.

#6

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I'm not getting high. I'm just cleaning my hands.

#7

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We have to be very careful, considering our past addictions

#8

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to glue and crack. - We got over that.

#9

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I got over that. I don't smoke crack anymore.

#10

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You huff glue every single day.

#11

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- No, I don't. - No? Did you have any today?

#12

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I feel gross, Frank. We made a thousand dollars.

#13

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No. I made a thousand dollars.

#14

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You didn't do shit. You sat in the car and read a magazine.

#15

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What the hell do I need you for? Give me that money.

#16

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Every ho needs his pimp.

#17

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- We got any vials around here? - Vials for what?

#18

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We went back to Bingo. We got a little of the cocaine back...

#19

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with the money that we got from the pills.

#20

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You better go back and get a gun, because dealin' drugs is dangerous.

#21

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No, it isn't. It's a rich person's drug. There's no danger involved.

#22

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It's stockbrokers,

#23

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high-powered business executives. - We'll go down to Center City...

#24

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Waltz into a board meeting, slap the drugs down on the conference table

#25

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and be, like, "Hey, you guys wanna buy drugs? We're drug dealers."

#26

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You saying that's not gonna work? What are you saying exactly?

#27

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- I'm saying that that is not... - You don't like that idea?

#28

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At least we didn't become prostitutes.

#29

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I am not a prostitute. I am providing...

#30

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Let me handle this. Dennis is providing a very important service

#31

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to lonely people in need. - Really?

#32

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- So he speaks for you now? DENNIS: No.

#33

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He doesn't have to speak if he doesn't want to.

#34

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- I don't? Really? - No. You leave everything to me.

#35

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All you have to do is sit there, relax, have yourself a drink...

#36

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and just keep looking handsome.

#37

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Okay. I like that arrangement. Get me a beer, Frank.

#38

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- Oh, no beer. Yep. - Too many calories.

#39

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It's all about keeping this body fit.

#40

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- I'll get you a nice vodka tonic. - That doesn't have much calories,

#41

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so I think that's a smart... drink. - I take care of my boy.

#42

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Every time you talk, you weaken the nation. Shut up.

#43

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- Why you wanna hurt me? - I'm not hurtin' you.

#44

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- Just shut up and play cards. - You judge me all the time.

#45

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I'm just tryin' to remain elegant over here.

#46

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Don't try so hard. Remain quiet.

#47

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Oh! Youse guys got the right idea with these.

#48

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It's, like, the perfect mix of comfort and wind resistance.

#49

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They make that in men's? (laughing)

#50

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Huh? I think this is men's. Yeah, it's men's.

#51

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Listen. I was thinkin' we go down to Paddy's, put the squeeze on 'em.

#52

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We're right in the middle of somethin' right now.

#53

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Don't you guys do anything besides play cards and eat deli meats?

#54

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Go wash my car. (laughs)

#55

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Fellas! I feel like I'm being seriously underutilized here.

#56

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Look, if you just give me a chance, I could show you

#57

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how hard I actually am. - What?

#58

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That's right. I'm so hard that people are scared of me.

#59

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And they should be, 'cause I'll explode all over them.

#60

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(all groan) What's the matter with you?

#61

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- I'm eatin' here. - What?

#62

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- You're talkin' about your dick? - My dick?

#63

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No, I'm talkin' about my brute force

#64

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and my catlike reflexes. - You hear that, Anthony?

#65

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He's got "catlikereflexes". (hisses)

#66

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That's right. Hands like a cat.

#67

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You know what? I think someone just earned themselves a nickname.

#68

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- Really? What? ANTHONY: Yep.

#69

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From now on, you'll be known as Pussy Hands.

#70

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(all laughing)

#71

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I'd like to go on record saying I don't like Pussy Hands.

#72

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- But Cougar Hands would be good. - Here's to you, Pussy Hands.

#73

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That's great. It's settled. Hey, Pussy Hands, go wash my car.

#74

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- How about Jaguar Hands? - Nah.

#75

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- Leopard Hands? - Nah.

#76

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- Panther Hands. - Nah.

#77

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Goddamn it.

#78

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(laughing) Go get your saucer of milk, honey.

#79

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He does have gorgeous hands though.

#80

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- Excuse us. - Excuse me. Sir? Ma'am?

#81

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- Would you two be interested in... - These people are walking too fast.

#82

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You know what we should do? We should go back to the country club.

#83

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Remember the country club, with the jockeys?

#84

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- This about the horse, Charlie? - It is about the horse.

#85

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- Goddamn it. - I'm pretty sure

#86

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those jockeys are raping that horse. They're raping the shit out of it.

#87

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Excuse me, sir. Can I... They're racing by us as fast as they can.

#88

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These people are revved up. They're in fifth gear,

#89

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and we're stuck in first. We need to boost our rpm's up.

#90

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- Let's get goin' a little bit. - What are you suggesting?

#91

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A little dip into our Bolivian marching powder,

#92

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then we're back on the street. - Not in your nose.

#93

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That's how you become a drug addict. Rub it all over your gums, Dee.

#94

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- All over your gums. - Okay.

#95

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Feel that? How's that feel for you?

#96

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Whoa. I see what you mean, Charlie.

#97

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I see... It's like my mouth is no longer a part of my head.

#98

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I kind of feel nothing, but it feels so good.

#99

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That's what you're going for. That's where you wanna be at.

#100

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Keep reapplying every 10 to 15 minutes.

#101

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That's what I've been doing. It wears down.

#102

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What? Charlie. Ten to 15 minutes? No. We're gonna run out.

#103

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- No more gumming for a while. - No more gumming.

#104

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- We're good though. (huffing) - I'm ready. I'm good.

#105

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I feel pretty good. I feel weird, but pretty good.

#106

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Let's start the show. Let's be like Wall Street and...

#107

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Rickety Cricket. That's Rickety Cricket!

#108

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- Rickety! Rickety! - Rickety Cricket!

#109

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- Rickety Cricket! - Rickety!

#110

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- Where have you been hiding? - Where have you been?

#111

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They let you become a priest again, huh?

#112

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- Congratulations. - It's the reverend.

#113

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- Hey, man. - How you doin', man?

#114

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- Keep your head up, Reverend. - Keep the faith.

#115

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Bless you.

#116

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- Oh. Yikes. - I get it. It's like...

#117

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Yes. Ever since you convinced me to abandon the church,

#118

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my life has been in a bit of a tailspin.

#119

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- Who? Me or Charlie? - You, Dee. You.

#120

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- That doesn't ring a bell. - There was something that happened.

#121

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- I wasn't sure that it was that. - I don't think it was that.

#122

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So you're livin' on the streets now, Cricket.

#123

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- Yes, I'm living... - That's great. That's really great.

#124

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Actually, it's the opposite of great, Charlie.

#125

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It's one of the darkest times of my life.

#126

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- Is it? - That makes sense.

#127

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- Yes. - But the good thing is

#128

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that you must know a lot of drug addicts.

#129

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Yes. I was actually attacked by a couple last night.

#130

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- Almost got stabbed. - Really?

#131

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- That's great. - Did you really? Wonderful.

#132

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- You can help us sell our cocaine. - Do you know those guys?

#133

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- Do you bump into them? - Can you sell drugs to them?

#134

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- You hang out on certain corners? - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

#135

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You want me to sell drugs for you?

#136

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We would do it, but we're not street urchins.

#137

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Know what I mean? But you.

#138

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They would buy drugs from a street urchin like yourself.

#139

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You got the "street urchin" thing goin' on.

#140

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Please stop calling me a street urchin. I'm not a street urchin.

#141

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- You are what you are now. - You know what I'm sayin'.

#142

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I was a priest. I have a master's in theology.

#143

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- That was then. This is now. - What good's it doing you?

#144

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I am trying to get my life back on track.

#145

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I don't think selling drugs is a smart move.

#146

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- Uh-oh. I'm sorry. - Come on, Cricket.

#147

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I guess Charlie and I didn't see you sitting

#148

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atop your homeless ivory tower. - Oh, oh, oh, oh.

#149

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What is your problem? You just push my buttons, don't you?

#150

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You just enjoy pushing my buttons.

#151

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- What have you done? - I've done nothing to her.

#152

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Can I stop this little lovers' quarrel?

#153

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You're not fooling anybody, Cricket.

#154

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Clearly, the two of you have strong feelings for each other,

#155

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and you're letting that get in the way of a good business deal.

#156

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Look, Cricket, for the love of God, help us out here, man.

#157

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- I am not... - I tell you what.

#158

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- I'll let you stay at Dee's place. - No.

#159

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Till you're back up on your feet.

#160

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- Dee's place? - Yeah. You two alone, together.

#161

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One thing could lead to another. You never know.

#162

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You think she still likes me?

#163

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Yeah.

#164

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I wasn't sure. I know we have sort of a sexual tension.

#165

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No, no, no. You guys got your own thing going on.

#166

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I gotta take a cut now, Cricket. We're working together.

#167

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Jesus Christ, Frank. I can't believe you had that thing made.

#168

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Every pimp has a chalice. This one is the shit.

#169

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Great. How much money did you drop on that?

#170

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A lot.

#171

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You spend a shitload of money on a chalice you'll eat cereal out of,

#172

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but you won't bail us out by paying the mob?

#173

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By the way, your Jane is sitting over there.

#174

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Aw, you gotta be kid... Dude, she's, like, a hundred years old.

#175

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- Sixty-eight tops. - That's still extremely old.

#176

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- Well, I'm not kissing that. - You don't have to kiss her.

#177

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We can make that one of your rules.

#178

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This time, nothing with the ass.

#179

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That got really weird last time, all right?

#180

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What are you talkin' about?

#181

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You didn't set up that ass play on the last one?

#182

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No. I never set up any ass play.

#183

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All right. Well.

#184

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I wanna set up a doctor's appointment anyway

#185

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just to be... just to be safe.

#186

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- All right. Do that. - All right. Here we go.

#187

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CHARLIE: Hypothetically speaking,

#188

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do you think you could teach a horse to sit on a barstool and drink beer?

#189

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I don't know. Maybe.

#190

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Would you hypothetically pay really good money to see that?

#191

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Is this about bringing a horse back to the bar?

#192

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- That is completely insane. - I'm askin' hypothetical questions.

#193

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I'm sorry. I'm a little preoccupied

#194

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with worrying about being killed by the mob...

#195

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because a homeless priest ran off with all of our drugs. (knocking)

#196

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- Who is it? - It's Matt.

#197

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- Who? - Matthew Mara.

#198

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- It's Rickety Cricket. - It's Rickety Cricket.

#199

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It's Rickety Cricket. Hey! Come on in, man.

#200

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- Come in. Yeah! - Oh!

#201

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- Where should I put this? - Why does he have that?

#202

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- Why does he have his stuff? - Charlie said I...

#203

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- It's not important. - Look at this place.

#204

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It's exactly as I imagined it would be.

#205

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What is? Cricks? How'd you do with our drugs, man?

#206

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Oh. Uh, I sold 'em. Here.

#207

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Hey, is there a dream catcher above your bed?

#208

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- Shit, shit, shit! - Holy shit!

#209

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- Look at all that money. - That is a huge wad of money.

#210

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This is more than we make at the bar.

#211

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I've never seen this much money in one spot.

#212

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- Oh, my God. - I guess we can pay the mob back.

#213

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- We can definitely pay them back. - That's good.

#214

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- But we have another day. - We have a whole day.

#215

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- We have 24 whole hours to go. - Mm-hmm.

#216

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- He flipped this in what? - No time really.

#217

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He flipped it so fast, Charlie.

#218

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- Let's think for a second. - We could flip another batch.

#219

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We could pay the mob back.

#220

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We could have money left over for ourselves.

#221

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- Maybe a little coke. - Yeah, more coke.

#222

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- I can get a horse. - You're not gonna get a horse.

#223

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- We can have some coke then. - She likes Swiss!

#224

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I knew it! I pictured Swiss.

#225

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Hey, uh, Cricket. Cricket, buddy.

#226

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Can I talk to you for a second?

#227

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Look, uh, you did such a fantastic job...

#228

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that we're gonna need you to go back out there and do it again.

#229

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But you guys said it was a onetime thing.

#230

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DEE: We say things all day. - We say words all the time.

#231

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- We said so many things. - I was thinking

#232

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maybe I'd curl up on that bed of Dee's and I'd sleep with the bear.

#233

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Now's not a good time for that, man.

#234

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- I'm so tired. - Are you tired?

#235

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- I'm just so tired. - Check it out.

#236

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- I got the thing for you here. - What? Where'd you get that?

#237

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Every good dealer keeps a head stash.

#238

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- No. - Dip your finger in there.

#239

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- Look, Cricket. - I got the thing for you here.

#240

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- I can't. - Let's speed you up.

#241

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And then you'll wanna get back out there.

#242

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Oh. Aah. Yeah.

#243

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- Oh. (murmuring) - Shh.

#244

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(chortling) (wheezing laugh)

#245

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(moaning)

#246

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Where am I having dinner tonight, Frank?

#247

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I'm kind of in the mood for Asian fusion.

#248

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No more dinners. We're going straight to bangin' from now on.

#249

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Check this out.

#250

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- Jesus Christ, man. - What, you got a problem?

#251

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- This makes me seem like a whore. - You are a whore.

#252

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I'm not a whore. I'm a handsome companion

#253

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who goes to nice dinners with fancy women...

#254

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and who has rules about what he'll do.

#255

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- What happened to the rules, Frank? - You can still have your rules.

#256

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It says right here, "No Rules".

#257

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Don't be so uptight.

#258

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I'm walkin' from this... (groans) What the hell, dude?

#259

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I'm knocking some sense into you, Dennis. This is all you got.

#260

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(groans) Dude, why do you keep hitting me?

#261

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- Don't talk back to me! - Okay. Sorry.

#262

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Look, I'm gonna get you out of this. It's you and me against the world.

#263

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I'm not gonna let anything bad happen to you.

#264

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- You promise? - I promise.

#265

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And, hey, I don't wanna hit you, baby.

#266

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So please don't make me, okay? You're my one and only.

#267

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- You gotta do right by me, okay? - Okay.

#268

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DEE: Come on, Cricket. Where is he, Charlie?

#269

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- Why do we trust him? - He came through for us once.

#270

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He'll do it again. This is empty.

#271

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Get rid of that. You know what,

#272

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this is his whole plan. - It's not a plan.

#273

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Yeah. He convinced us that he was on our side.

#274

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- Now he'll stab us in the back. - I don't think so.

#275

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- What's with the pants? - These things?

#276

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- These are horse-riding pants. - You can't get a horse.

#277

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- Why not? - Because it's crazy.

#278

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Is it any crazier than having a dog that bites or sheds?

#279

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Or a cat that poops in a box while it's biting you?

#280

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- While it's biting you? - Oh! You guys!

#281

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Cricket! There you are!

#282

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- What are you doing? - I'm workin' on my moves.

#283

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- What moves? - For my musical.

#284

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I'm writing a musical. It's about life on the streets.

#285

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Archangel has to live on the streets and fight crime.

#286

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That's great. Where are our drugs?

#287

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- I sold the drugs. - Good. Give us the money.

#288

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Spent the money on these sweet-ass kettledrums. Look at these.

#289

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Those are trash cans. Trash cans, Cricket!

#290

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These are trash cans? Then why do they sound like this?

#291

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(tinny clatter)

#292

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You "sold" our drug money on two garbage cans?

#293

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No. No, no, no, no. I did some too.

#294

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- We can see that! - Is there any left?

#295

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- Can we have what's left? - There is some left.

#296

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You guys are yelling like crazy. I can't compute.

#297

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Don't do all of it. I still gotta write the seventh act.

#298

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- It's kinda all up here. - Come on back to the bar.

#299

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- I'm not going without these. - Bring your trash cans.

#300

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- Yeah, don't forget the trash cans. - I'm bringing the trash cans.

#301

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Watch the crack addicts though. They will cut you.

#302

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You understand? It's 200 dollars for the first hour...

#303

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and a hundred and fifty every hour after that.

#304

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Unless you want him to act like he's enjoying it.

#305

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Then it's a little extra. Eh?

#306

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(music - techno pop) All right.

#307

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- #I-I-I need... I need you# - Make it sexy.

#308

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#I-I-I need... I need you#

#309

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You like ass play? He'll do anything with the ass.

#310

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#I never said I wasn't gonna tell...#

#311

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- Don Sal? - Yeah. What?

#312

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Forgive me for speaking out of line here, but...

#313

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I don't think I'm being properly utilized within the organization.

#314

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I've tried to be eager and work with a smile,

#315

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but I'm not making any forward progress.

#316

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- Aren't you the janitor? - It's not important, Don Sal.

#317

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What is important is that I get out on those streets...

#318

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and start doing some gangster shit.

#319

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There's gotta be a union boss I can put the squeeze on.

#320

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Or a truck I can hijack, right?

#321

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How would you like to do me a personal favor?

#322

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- Sounds shady. I'm in. - Good.

#323

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I need you to go over to my house and take care of my wife.

#324

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- You mean, like, rub her out? - No.

#325

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- You want me to bang her? - No!

#326

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- I'm sorry. - What the hell is wrong with you?

#327

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- Why would you say that? - Communication problem.

#328

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What I need you to do is just go over there.

#329

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- Like a protection thing. - Yeah. It's somethin' like that.

#330

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- Okay. - I mean,

#331

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you don't mind gettin' your hands dirty, do you?

#332

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- Absolutely not. - Good.

#333

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Goddamn mafia!

#334

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(music - techno pop)

#335

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Like that? Huh? Get what you want?

#336

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Just keep dancing, whore.

#337

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(muffled) #Two hearts that beat as one#

#338

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Dennis?

#339

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We gotta talk. Now.

#340

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- What the hell you doin' here? - I'm working. What are you doing?

#341

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You cannot seriously be thinking about banging this old lady.

#342

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No, Mac, you have to separate yourself from the way they look.

#343

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Frank says that the only thing that matters in this game is cash.

#344

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- What did Frank do to you? - Frank takes care of me.

#345

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You don't understand the nature of our relationship.

#346

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- What? - Hey! Hey!

#347

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You! Out! This is our turf. Get out.

#348

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Frank, he cannot bang this woman. It's the mob boss's wife.

#349

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What do you think she's gonna do, call her husband

#350

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and say she's banging a whore? Dennis, up those stairs.

#351

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Dennis, don't do it. He's got you brainwashed.

#352

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- Go! - Dennis! Stay!

#353

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- Go! Get up there! Now! - Stay! Stay! Stay!

#354

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- You're gonna get us killed! - Stop! Stop! Stop!

#355

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Please stop hitting me so I can think for a second.

#356

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You see? This is bad. You got him thinking for himself again.

#357

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What the hell are you doing, whore? Get back upstairs.

#358

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No.

#359

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Get your ass back in the bedroom.

#360

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I'm outta here.

#361

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What about you, Pussy Hands?

#362

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Me? Oh, no. I would never sleep with you. You're gross.

#363

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- Last taste. Last taste. Last one. - One more. That's it. That's it,

#364

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because we're almost out of it. - We can't do this.

#365

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All right. Okay. Here's the plan.

#366

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I'm gonna cut it with flour, all right?

#367

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- The mob won't know the difference. - You sure that's gonna work?

#368

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People do it all the time. I think this will trick 'em.

#369

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- That's too much, huh? - That's too much flour.

#370

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- Let me think. - They're gonna kill us!

#371

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- We're dead! - Here's what we're gonna do.

#372

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- We're dead 'cause of the flour. - We're outta here.

#373

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- Where we going? - We're gonna skip town.

#374

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We're gonna go up to the mountains. We can't tell anybody.

#375

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- We just gotta go. - We gotta get outta here.

#376

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- They'll never find us. - We'll have a fresh start.

#377

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I like that. It's just gonna be you and me and Peter Nincompoop.

#378

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Who's Peter Nincompoop?

#379

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- Huh? Huh? - Oh, my God.

#380

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How did that get here? How did that get here?

#381

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I rode it here. What do you think?

#382

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- Hop on. We're outta here. - I'm not hopping on there.

#383

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We can't get outta here on that. We need a car. It's too obvious.

#384

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- It is? - People will see us and it.

#385

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- We gotta get out in a car. - All right.

#386

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You got a better chance without us, don't you, buddy?

#387

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Okay. You know what. Get outta here. Hah!

#388

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Go, Peter Nincompoop! I miss you already!

#389

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I love you, Peter Nincompoop.

#390

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Mmm. Let's go.

#391

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- Okay, okay. - What are you doin'?

#392

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- I'm gonna try and stay sharp here. - That's mostly flour.

#393

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But if we do enough of it, it should still work, right?

#394

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- Then, let's do a lot of it. - Let's go!

#395

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That's a pop. That's a pop. That's a pop.

#396

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Make it sexy. It has to be sexy.

#397

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Otherwise, you don't eat. Okay?

#398

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- Frank, put the gun away. - Oh, no.

#399

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I'm goin' out, I'm goin' guns blazing.

#400

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#Rise up Gonna get higher and higher#

#401

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- Whoo! - Rickety Cricket.

#402

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- Hey! - Lookin' good, bro.

#403

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Thanks, man. I'm almost done.

#404

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Welcome back to the bar. Good afternoon. (imitating fanfare)

#405

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How you guys doin'?

#406

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- We're very good. - Things are fine.

#407

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- You look like you're doin' well. - Absolutely.

#408

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Check it out. We got all the cocaine.

#409

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Didn't get the cash. Got the cocaine.

#410

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We might have bigger problems. We just pissed off the mob boss's wife,

#411

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me and Dennis wouldn't bang her. We need to be prepared for anything.

#412

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Okay. Then I tell you what. I will get my gun.

#413

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- Whoa. When'd you get a gun? - I went back to Bingo.

#414

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Wow. I thought we said no guns though.

#415

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- That was before all the blow. - You should've told me,

#416

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I've been carrying this around the entire time.

#417

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Guys, guys, guys! No guns! No guns!

#418

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- I'm gonna put this in my sock. - Yeah.

#419

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And if the shit goes down, I'll pretend I'm tying my shoe.

#420

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And I'll reach for some cigarettes.

#421

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And when I ask for a light, we come out blastin'!

#422

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- Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! - No! No!

#423

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We are not gonna come out blasting!

#424

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Jesus Christ! What is wrong with you people?

#425

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Look, we can still get through this if we just calm down.

#426

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(door opens) ANTHONY: Oh! These guys.

#427

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- Hey. Ho. CHARLIE: Hiya.

#428

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All right. It's Friday.

#429

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- Youse guys got somethin' for me? - Has anybody got a light?

#430

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(all shouting)

#431

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(shouting continues) Right here.

#432

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DENNIS: Put the guns down! I got the 25 G's.

#433

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I got the money, so it's all good.

#434

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Eh? There you go.

#435

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- Get outta here. - Go on.

#436

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- Count it. - Got it, boss.

#437

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Where'd you get the money? I sold Frank's pimp chalice.

#438

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What? That's right, you son of a bitch.

#439

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Thanks for bailing us out. Just like always. Goddamn it.

#440

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It's all here, boss.

#441

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- Okay. Well, that was close. - Yeah, it seemed close.

#442

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- It got stressful. - A little tense.

#443

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"Tense" is an excellent word for what happened.

#444

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It was nice doin' business with you guys.

#445

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Hopefully, I'll never have to see you again.

#446

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- All righty. - Sounds good.

#447

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Sounds very good.

#448

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You guys, you gotta make it sexy... hips and nips.

#449

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(cell phone rings) Otherwise, I'm not eatin'.

#450

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Yeah. (banging on trash can)

#451

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- What? - Who?

#452

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- You. - Come here.

#453

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- Yeah? - Can you do me a favor?

#454

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- Sure. - Explain to me

#455

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why my wife is calling me telling me that one of Pussy Hands's friends

#456

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tried to force himself on her.

#457

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ALL: Oh! Oh! ANTHONY: This guy?

#458

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Oh! Oh! That's crazy!

#459

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- Enough with the "Oh's"! - I think that's insane.

#460

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I have no idea what you're talking about.

#461

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Then I assume it was you, pinhead.

#462

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No! It wasn't me! It wasn't me!

#463

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- Then who was it? (giggles) - You guys! I did it!

#464

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And I made it so sexy!

#465

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Look at this. I've achieved total sexiness!

#466

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- I am the man! I made it so sexy. - Get him.

#467

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- You got it. Come here. - Fancy pants.

#468

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- I wanna talk to you. - It's so... It's so sexy.

#469

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That's the thing. It's all hips and nips.

#470

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#Rise up Gonna get higher and higher#

#471

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Do you guys have more blow?

#472

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- Yes! - Get him outta here.

#473

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- Well. Couple beers? - Yeah. Shots.

#474

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All right.

#475

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Oh. What a day.

#476

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#They broke my legs But they didn't break my spirit

#477

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#But I don't feel no pain 'Cause I found more cocaine

#478

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#Cocaine#

#479

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(whinnying)

#480

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