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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 5, Episode 9 — Mac and Dennis Break Up

TMDB episode metadata

Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Episode title: Mac and Dennis Break Up

Air date: November 12, 2009

Director: Fred Savage

Top billed cast: Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Rob Mac, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito

Mac and Dennis decide that they need to spend some time away from each other. Meanwhile, Charlie helps Dee search for her cat.

Source: TMDB

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Dee. Dee. Dee. Dee.

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Sweet Dee. Sweet Dee. Sweet Dee. Sweet Dee. Hey!

sweet

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Sweet Dee. Sweet Dee. Sweet Dee. Sweet Dee. Sweet Dee.

sweet

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What? Hey.

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Hey- Oh- What the hell is this?

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Oh, yeah.

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- Uh-oh. - And so it begins.

begins

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- Mmm. - What are you talking about? I got a cat. So what?

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Congratulations, Dee. You've begun your transformation into crazy cat lady.

begun congratulations crazy lady transformation

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I didn't begin a transformation. I just- I just got a cat...

begin transformation

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'cause I wanted something to hang out with.

hang wanted

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I don't have, you know, a roommate or anything,

roommate

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and I don't really have anyone to talk to, so I...

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If you listen to yourself, you would realize you're only strengthening our argument.

argument realize

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What do you want? We need a big bowl for popcorn.

bowl popcorn

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- Yeah! - Mac and Dennis movie night!

dennis movie movie-night night

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Whoosh! Tuesday night's movie night!

movie movie-night night nights tuesday whoosh

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We're doing Predator again.

predator

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You guys don't have a bowl? Um...

bowl

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We don't have a big one, no. Not a big enough one for what we need, Dee.

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All right! Be careful! Come on!

careful

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These cups suck. You serious?

cups serious suck

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Yeah. Oh! Bingo.

bingo

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Yeah, you found it. Nice.

found

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Why did you guys have to both come over here to get one bowl?

bowl

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It's more fun if we both come. I was gonna hold the bowl.

bowl fun

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Dennis was gonna stand next to me and make snide comments. Yeah. That's right.

comments dennis stand

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Oh, you look like a bird. That's one. Uh- Old.

bird

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Pick a new one. You got a new one? It's an oldie but goodie.

goodie pick

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- He comes up with good ones. - Yeah, no. That was a good one.

comes ones

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I don't understand why you can't make snide remarks and hold a bowl at the same time though.

bowl remarks

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It doesn't make sense. You're fixating too much on the bowl aspect of it.

aspect bowl sense

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Put it this way. If the two of us didn't come together,

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what if one of us were to get into a jam? Mmm.

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Be silly not to have the other one there.

silly

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Silly? Dennis, that sounds downright dangerous. Yeah.

dangerous dennis silly sounds

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See, you'll never get out of a jam because you got no friends. Well, you're a spinster.

friends spinster

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Mm-hmm. A lonely spinster.

lonely spinster

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With a cat.

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Those are all funny.

funny

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It's funny 'cause I feel like you guys are two codependent losers...

funny losers

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who are so wrapped up in each other...

wrapped

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that it's hard for you to see how pathetic your lives are.

hard lives pathetic

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It's like you're an old married couple.

couple married married-couple

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No, Dee. We're more like a dynamic duo.

dynamic

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So you don't think that two 30-year-old men...

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who spend every waking moment together is a little bit pathetic?

moment pathetic spend waking waking-moment

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Well, we don't spend every waking moment together.

moment spend waking waking-moment

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- What are you, crazy? - You're right. I'm sorry.

crazy

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When was the last time you went more than an hour without seeing each other?

hour seeing

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All the time. Every day.

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- Okay. Without checking in? - Ch- Checking. That's...

checking

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Uh-huh. He always checks in with me.

checks

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. He likes to have me check in, but it's not like...

check likes

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Okay. Enjoy that movie, boners.

boners enjoy movie

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She doesn't know anything about friendship, dude.

friendship

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No. How could she? She doesn't have any friends.

friends

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"Old married couple." That's what she called...

called couple married married-couple

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- Hey-oh. - Yo, where you been?

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What do you mean? I was getting the movie.

movie

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Yeah, but you weren't answering any of my calls.

answering calls

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I've been calling you... sort of over and over again.

calling

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I was having a conversation with the video store clerk.

clerk conversation having store video video-store

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Yeah, but I texted you 911, dude. That means it's an emergency.

emergency texted

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Yeah, I saw that. Yeah.

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Uh, what was the emergency, Mac? Well, I couldn't get in touch with you, dude.

emergency touch

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I almost called the police. The police?

called police

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I mean, that's a bit of an overreaction.

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I was gone for what, an hour? Yeah, but I thought we had a deal.

deal gone hour

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You know, you would check in every once in a while,

check

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and then that way I would know that you were okay.

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Okay. I- I'm okay.

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Uh, I'm sorry. Can we watch the movie?

movie watch

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Yeah. Great. Sure. Yeah.

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The Transporter 2?

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Yeah, I- Look, man. I-I-I...

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I know you wanted to see Predator again,

predator wanted

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but I feel like we've seen that 30 times in the last two months...

months seen times

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and thought maybe we could mix things up.

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Video store clerk guy said this movie's awesome, so...

awesome clerk movies store video video-store

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The video store... clerk guy. I feel like you won't...

clerk store video video-store

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stop talking about him.

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Huh. I asked him for a movie recommendation, okay?

asked movie

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Yeah. And you got one. It's really not that big of a deal.

deal

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Well, the big deal, Dennis, is that I wasn't even consulted on the decision. Okay?

deal decision dennis

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And this is a big deal to me as well. It's also my night.

deal night

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Plus, Transporter 2? We haven't seen Transporter 1,

plus seen

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which means we'll be completely lost.

completely completely-lost lost

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I doubt it. Plus Jason Statham's physique...

doubt jason physique plus

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is nothing like the lineup in Predator.

predator

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Okay, stop. I don't want to have conversations anymore...

anymore conversations

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about dudes' physiques, and whether they can...

dudes whether

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Dennis, in body mass alone...

alone body dennis mass

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That's what I was trying to avoid- a conversation about body mass, okay?

avoid body conversation mass

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We've had that conversation five times a day for the last month...

conversation five five-times month times

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because we keep watching Predator, and all you talk about is Weathers...

predator watching weathers

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and-and-and Jesse "the Body" Ventura and how many pounds they can pack on.

body jesse pack pounds ventura

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It's important to pack on mass. You're talking about carbo-loading.

loading mass pack

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I don't want to have this conversation with you anymore.

anymore conversation

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No. You'd rather have conversations with video store clerks.

clerks conversations store video video-store

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You know what, man? If you don't want to watch the movie with me, that's fine.

movie watch

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I will watch it by myself. Goddamn it!

goddamn goddamn-it watch

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where is this coming from?

coming whoa whoa-whoa whoa-whoa-whoa

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I have been thinking a lot about what Dee said, and I do think...

thinking

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maybe we are spending a little bit too much time together.

spending

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Wh-What are you saying?

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I'm saying that I feel like we're in a little bit of a rut, and...

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I feel like I'm not...

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flourishing.

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Well, far be it from me to, uh,

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keep the flower of you from flourishing, but, uh,

flower

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I guess I'll grab my shit and stay at Charlie's. Wait.

charlies grab

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Don't do that.

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I... feel like I'm the one that got us into this mess.

mess

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Okay. So you'll stay at Charlie's then. No.

charlies

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You should stay there...

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because you already said that you would.

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Also, I have more stuff.

stuff

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It'll take me longer to pack, and it'll be easier.

easier itll longer pack

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Hi. I'm responding to a missing persons report.

missing persons report responding

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I'll pack my things.

pack

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Hey!

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Hey-oh!

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What's the matter with you? What are you doing here?

matter

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- I came to hang out with you. - I thought it was movie night.

hang movie movie-night night

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Yeah, it is movie night. But, uh, Mac and I are taking a little bit of a break.

break movie movie-night night

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I was thinking about what you were saying.

thinking

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You were right. I wasn't spending enough time by myself.

spending

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I wasn't being an independent individual. I wasn't flourishing.

independent individual

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So let's watch the movie together, you and me.

movie watch

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I'm kind of in the middle of something with my cat right now.

middle

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Oh. Okay. Well, yeah. I like cats. Let's bring him into the mix.

bring cats

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Uh, can't do that. He is... in the wall somewhere.

wall

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- He's in the wall? - Yeah. I think he got into the wall.

wall

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Wow. Well, that's a bummer.

bummer

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But I'm sure he'll come out at some point.

point

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Got himself in there. I'm sure he'll get himself out.

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Or he won't, and he'll die in there, and you'll have a dead cat smell for a while.

dead smell

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But listen, I'm gonna help you out of that jam.

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Open the windows and get some scented candles going,

candles open scented scented-candles windows

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maybe get a big fan in here...

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and then he'll decompose and everything will be fine.

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Boom! That's what it's like to have a sidekick. Helped you out of a jam.

boom helped sidekick

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In the meantime, let's watch the movie. I want to- I want to...

meantime movie watch

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Just want to watch a movie... with you.

movie watch

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Could we do that?

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Why don't you just put your trash into a trash can?

trash

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I put it in the trash can when I'm ready to take it outside, dude.

ready trash

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Yeah, but you could skip a step by first putting it into the can.

putting skip step

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And you can shut the hell up, man.

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Okay. And Jesus Christ, Frank. Are you cutting your toenails with a steak knife?

christ christ-frank cutting frank jesus jesus-christ jesus-christ-frank knife steak toenails

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I suppose you have a problem with that too?

problem suppose

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Ah! Oh! Oh! Botched toe! I botched that one.

botched

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Oh, that's a botch job. That's bleeding.

bleeding

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I need some trash to plug up the cut.

plug trash

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Do not plug an open wound with trash.

open plug trash wound

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- Well, it's bleeding like a sieve. - Then use your sock, bro.

bleeding sock

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Don't waste a good sock on a tiny little cut. Sock.

sock tiny waste

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I'll find you a candy wrapper if you give me a second. Oh.

candy second wrapper

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Oh. Oh, wait a minute.

minute

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That's- That's working. Oh, it's acting like a cut glove.

acting glove working

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Ah! Unbelievable, dude. Waste of a sock.

sock unbelievable waste

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There are so many things that are gonna need to change now that I'm living here.

change living

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Are you hearing this shit, bro?

hearing

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Well, you know, he's got some good ideas. What?

ideas

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- Maybe it wouldn't be bad if he moved in. - Are you serious, dude?

moved serious

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I could use a little structure in my life here. No, man.

life structure

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Look at all the trash all over the place. Oh, I love the trash.

love place trash

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He's cleaning up the trash. Mmm...

cleaning trash

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I don't want struc-

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Uh- Eh- Is that Dennis?

dennis

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I don't know who it is. I haven't answered the phone.

answered phone

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Are you gonna answer it though, because- Okay. Unbelievable, dude.

answer unbelievable

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- I'm just gonna get it. Hello? - Hey, buddy. How you doing?

buddy

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Oh, Mac is being annoying as shit. That him?

annoying

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Oh, Mac's being annoying? That's a big surprise.

annoying macs surprise

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He bossing you around a whole bunch? Totally bossing me around.

bossing bunch whole whole-bunch

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Yeah. Typical. It's what he does. It's what he does.

typical

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- Did he mention me? - No.

mention

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No? Really? He didn't say anything at all about me or...

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What is this, dude? Did you call me just to talk about Mac?

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Okay, 'cause I don't want to talk about Mac with you. Is he talking about me?

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-No, no, no, no. Tell him I'm not talking about him at all. -I'm not telling him shit, dude.

telling

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I'm gonna hang up the phone on you. No, no, Charlie.

charlie hang phone

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Don't hang up the phone. I didn't call to talk about Mac. I swear to God, dude.

hang phone swear

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Please. Come on. I could care less about that guy. Are you kidding me?

care care-less kidding less

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Called to talk to you. Wanted to see if you wanted to come over to Dee's apartment.

apartment called dees wanted

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- We're doing a movie night. - Charlie, hang up the phone.

charlie hang movie movie-night night night-charlie phone

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Oh, my God, dude. I'll be right over. Hang up the phone.

hang phone

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Yes! Yeah! Yes!

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Yes. Yeah.

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Hey, Dee. Charlie's coming over.

charlies coming

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I don't care.

care

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Ah, shit. I don't care either.

care

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I am so excited to watch this movie without Mac.

excited movie watch

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He is so annoying. He's always constantly critiquing the fight scenes...

annoying constantly fight scenes

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and talking about how he could choreograph the fight scenes...

fight scenes

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so much better than they could, which is ridiculous.

ridiculous

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- He doesn't know shit. - Ooh! Dennis, I pinpointed him.

dennis

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Dee, will you forget the goddamn cat for a second...

forget goddamn second

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and listen to all the interesting things I have to say?

interesting

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You're being the worst sidekick right now.

sidekick worst

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No, you're being the worst sidekick.

sidekick worst

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I thought sidekicks were supposed to help each other out of jams.

jams supposed

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What? I did help you out of the jam.

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I told you what to do with your dead, stinking cat.

dead stinking

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No, no, no, no, no. Come on.

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Oh! I lost him. I lost him, Dennis. Thanks a lot.

dennis lost thanks

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Oh, do me a favor. Peel this apple for me, please?

apple favor peel

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No! No, I'm not gonna peel an apple for you.

apple peel

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But Mac always does it for me.

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Why does Mac peel your apples for you?

apples peel

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He doesn't like for me to eat the apples with the skin on it.

apples skin

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He says the skin's loaded with toxins.

loaded skins toxins

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Okay. Well, good news. Mac's not here.

macs news

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I know he's not here, and that's why I need you to do it for me.

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- Please? Please? - Oh, Jesus. Just eat it with the skin on it.

jesus skin

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I do not like it with the skin, Dee! I'm not allowed to eat it with the skin!

allowed skin

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- I'm not allowed! - Oh, my God!

allowed

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All right. If you just shut up,

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I will peel the apple for you the way that Mac likes you to eat it.

apple likes peel

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Give it to me. Give it to me!

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I'll do it the way that Mac insists. Okay?

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Yeah.

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Hey-oh! Is that Charlie? Charlie's in the house!

charlie charlies house

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Charlie's in the house! Hey! Hey!

charlies house

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Hey, you want a skinless apple, bud? Yup.

apple skinless

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Two skinless apples, Dee. Let's fire the movie up. It's movie night.

apples fire movie movie-night night skinless

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- Here's your apple, dick. - All right. Yeah.

apple dick

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Where's mine? Are you kidding me?

kidding

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Mmm. You can peel your own apple, Charlie.

apple charlie peel

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Mmm. She's in a little bit of a mood because her cat got stuck in the wall.

mood stuck wall

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Cat in the wall, eh? Okay. Now you're talking my language.

language wall

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I know this game. All right. Catch me up to speed here.

catch game speed

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What do we got? You're putting Cheeto fingers all over the wall.

fingers putting wall

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All right. Let's focus, Dee. What's the point of entry here?

entry focus point

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That's the thing, Charlie. I've been looking all around this goddamn place. I can't find one.

charlie goddamn goddamn-place looking place

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All right. I've seen this before. You know what happened?

happened seen

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I bet it flattened itself out, went right through a seam in your wall.

wall

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I don't think there's anything in the laws of nature that would support that.

laws nature support

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Cats do not abide by the laws of nature, all right? Hey.

cats laws nature

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You don't know shit about ca- We're still gonna watch the movie, right?

movie watch

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Uh- Uh, yeah. Yeah?

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I think it's stuck in there. No! It is not stuck.

stuck

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All right. Let's focus on what's happening with the cat, all right?

focus

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It made a conscious decision to go in your wall. Correct?

conscious correct decision wall

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Really? Absolutely. Absolutely.

absolutely

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It chose to be in there. It wants to be in your wall, Dee.

chose wall wants

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Thinking about getting some catnip, and I was gonna put it- No, no, no, no.

thinking

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Don't do that. Don't do that. It's gonna know that's a trap, Dee. Okay?

trap

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That's gonna irritate the cat, then it's gonna dig itself down further.

further irritate

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We may never get to it. Okay? You serious?

serious

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Let's start thinking like a cat here. All right?

start start-thinking thinking

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You know, we- we need another cat.

another

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Yes? That's what we need. Here's what we're gonna do.

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I'm gonna crack a little hole in your wall- Tiny one. It'll be cool.

cool crack hole itll tiny wall

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And then I'm gonna slip a second cat in with a string tied around it.

second slip string tied

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Those two will become codependent, then I'll rip the second cat out,

become second

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and the first one hopefully- hopefully will follow. Hey, hey. Hey, man.

follow hopefully

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Hey. I'm sorry. I don't mean to keep bugging you, but you didn't tell me what to do.

bugging

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I don't care. Do you want me to start it now or wait? I'll wait.

care start

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Yeah. Start it. But I want to watch it with you. I will wait.

start watch

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Just start the movie, man, 'cause I'm having a conversation here!

conversation having movie start

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All day.

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All right. Where are we gonna get this other cat? I can get you another cat.

another

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I got followed here by, like, 10 cats.

cats followed

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Yeah, they're starting to follow me these days. Uh-I...

days follow starting

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You know, I don't want you to miss the setup.

miss setup

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I got everything- all the groceries, no cat food.

food groceries

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And I bumped into that guy at the video store.

bumped store video video-store

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- Beefcake? - Total jerk-off.

beefcake jerk total total-jerk

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Nice.

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- Hey! This place is tits! - Yeah, right? Looks good.

place tits

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Huh? You did a great job. Thank you.

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Whoa! Frank! No, no! Oh, God, dude! What?

frank whoa whoa-frank

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The skin of those things is riddled with toxins!

riddled skin toxins

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Yeah, get it out though.

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Get it all out. Yuck!

yuck

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Whoo! That was a close call. Good save.

close save whoo

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Hey, all right. Well, don't touch me with it.

touch

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Hey, also- I cleaned out this closet.

cleaned closet

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I'm telling you, bro, we could fit a mattress in there.

mattress telling

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You and Charlie don't have to sleep next to each other anymore.

anymore charlie sleep

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Well, I- I kind of liked the other arrangement though. That was pretty good.

arrangement liked

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Yeah. The other arrangement was- was not pretty good.

arrangement

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It was, um...

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It was, uh- What- What's the word I'm looking for?

looking word

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- Crazy. - No, it's not- not crazy. It's like...

crazy

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- Wackadoo. - No. Just... stop.

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Whoa! Wh-What- What are you doing now, dude?

whoa

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What? I'm taking the toxic skin off.

skin toxic

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Yeah, but you're cutting it with your toe knife.

cutting knife

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- Who gives a shit? - Frank, that is disgusting.

disgusting frank gives

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What- What are you talking about? I'm throwing it out.

throwing

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- Wait. You're throwing my toe knife out? - The toe knife is gone.

gone knife throwing

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- Why would you do that? - Because you were cutting your fruit with it!

cutting fruit

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What the hell's going on here? Look, Mac. I mean, look. I...

hells

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I think the cleaning up and the throwing the trash away is good, but the...

cleaning throwing trash

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you know, the sleeping arrangements and the plastic...

plastic sleeping

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and throwing the toe knife out the window, that's...

knife throwing window

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I'm not gonna put on airs just because I got company.

airs company

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- So you think not eating cat food is putting on airs? - You betcha!

airs betcha eating food putting

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Look, I gotta take a walk. My head is swimming.

head swimming walk

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That's fine. Just make sure you, you know, check in. Oh, my.

check

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'Cause I haven't heard from Charlie, and it is getting late.

charlie heard late

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- Yeah, right. - Okay. Be safe.

safe

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Okay, Dee! This little lady is a calico cat.

lady

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All calico cats are female.

cats female

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I'm gonna pop this little girl in your wall here.

girl wall

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She's gonna meet your little fella, they're gonna bond...

bond fella meet

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and then I'm gonna rip her out and he's gonna come right afterwards.

afterwards

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Are you sure? Mm-hmm.

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You hear that?

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Uh, I hear a squabble.

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Mm-hmm. It's all part of the dance, okay?

dance part

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They do a little sq- Come on. Wait. Hold on. They do a little...

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Uh-oh. Crap.

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Thanks a lot, Charlie. Mmm.

charlie thanks

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Goddamn it. I knew I should've gotten a bird.

bird goddamn goddamn-it gotten shouldve shouldve-gotten

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A bird? What are you gonna do with a bird? Yeah!

bird

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Hey, guys! I swallowed apple seeds!

apple apple-seeds seeds swallowed

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So what? Are they poisonous?

poisonous

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Are you kidding me, dude? They're extremely poisonous!

extremely kidding poisonous

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They're absolutely not poisonous! Should I make myself throw up?

absolutely poisonous throw

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I would throw up now! Oh, goddamn it!

goddamn goddamn-it throw

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Apple seeds, man? That's no good. Are you kidding me?

apple apple-seeds kidding seeds

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Apple seeds- Yo! Hey.

apple apple-seeds seeds

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Oh, hi. Come on in.

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So, uh, how's life with Mac?

life

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I'm off him. He's too pushy.

pushy

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Yeah, no shit. You back on my team?

team

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If there's room for me.

room

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There is always room for you, bud. Give it to me.

room

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Hey, guys! I can't throw up.

throw

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Should I stick a finger down my throat? Yes! Oh, my God.

finger stick throat

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You guys, we gotta-

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Oh, man. We gotta get Mac and Dennis back together, okay?

dennis

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Because they are ruining all of our lives.

lives ruining

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What's the situation?

situation

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I got two cats stuck inside this wall. Can't get 'em out.

cats stuck wall

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You want to bring in a third? I'm thinking maybe four.

bring four thinking third

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- What? No! No! No! No more cats! - A deep hole...

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Frank, get out of here! You're making it worse! Whoa. Back off Frank.

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We work very well together, okay? We're the gruesome twosome!

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Gruesome twosome!

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All right! Okay! I am gonna go and get Mac and Dennis back together.

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I'm gonna get a bird, I'm gonna get two cats out of my wall...

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and then I'm gonna go back to being alone.

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Excuse me. Can you part for one second?

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Sure. Thank you. Thank you.

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What? He swallowed some apple seeds.

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Sit down. What...

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- What- - Sit.

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What is he doing here?

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I was told I would be meeting a woman with giant breasts.

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I was also told that I was to meet a woman with giant breasts.

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Yes, geniuses. I set you up.

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Now, can you please make up, because you're driving everyone crazy.

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Look, I'm sorry that I called you codependent, okay?

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I think you have a great friendship,

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and it's perfectly natural for two grown men to need each other this badly.

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So make up, please.

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I guess I should...

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You son of a bitch! Okay. All right. Okay.

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Oh, my God. You know what? Fine.

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I don't care anymore. Guess what?

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Neither one of you are ever going into my apartment ever again, okay?

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So make up, don't make up, kill each other- I don't care.

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I need to go get a bird.

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She looks like a bird.

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I swallowed some apple seeds today.

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Did you make yourself throw up?

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I tried, but I couldn't.

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Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.

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Okay. Thanks.

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How was Charlie's?

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The way they live, bro, it's...

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It's like, um- It's like- Preposterous.

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Yeah, dude! Preposterous! Yeah.

preposterous

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I've been trying to come up with that all day! Yeah.

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God, dude! This is why you and I are such a good team. You know?

team

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Like, I'm a man of action, and you're a man that comes up with good...

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Words? Words, dude!

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Okay. Yeah. Great.

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You really gotta work on your vocabulary though, man.

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Well, you could help me. You couldn't think of the word "words."

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Is everything okay here, gentlemen?

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Uh, yeah. Everything's fine. Uh, not that it concerns you.

concerns everythings

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Now might be a good time for you to pay your bill and leave.

bill might

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Well, you're not making sense 'cause we didn't buy anything.

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Actually, I- Oh.

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- I had a couple of rum and Cokes. - You had six, actually.

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Six? I had six of 'em.

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Did you? Yeah. I was nervous about the big-breasted lady.

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I- I was nervous about her too. You got nervous too?

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A beautiful woman. Dee said she had giant boobs, you know?

boobs giant woman

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I'm really excited about it.

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Will that be cash or charge?

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I also was assuming that the big-breasted lady was gonna pay for the drinks,

assuming breasted drinks lady

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so I don't have any money.

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I've got some cash. I can- I can get you out of this jam.

cash

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Watch your eyes. What?

eyes watch

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What the hell is going on?

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The gruesome twosome in effect!

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Yeah. We're bashing a bigger hole in your wall.

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- We're gonna stuff all the cats in at one time. - Yeah, I see that.

cats stuff

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No more big holes in my wall, no more cats. We're doing the bird thing.

bird cats holes wall

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I got one. I tied a string around his teeny, tiny little legs. I'm sending it in.

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You're gonna toss a bird in? I'm gonna toss the bird in, Charlie.

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- Go ahead, Dee. Toss the bird in. - Check this out. Watch this.

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Dinner time. Go on, guy.

dinner

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Do your thing. All right.

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Go on. You got it.

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Whoa! Hold on. Hold on. Hold on, guy.

whoa

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I got you. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

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Come on.

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Well, congratulations, Dee.

congratulations

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You have some very satisfied cats in there, okay?

cats satisfied

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Now will you step aside and let the men do the work?

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Shut up! Shut up, okay? I got it from here, all right? I'm bashing a hole in my wall.

bashing hole wall

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I'm going in myself. Give me this. Get out of the way.

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All right. I'm not kidding. Get the hell out of the way.

kidding

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Oh. I'm dead serious. I'm going in. I've had enough.

dead dead-serious serious

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Go for it. Bash away. Bash away.

bash

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Whoa! Oh!

whoa

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- I'm gonna get you, you jerk! - Yeah! Yeah, Deandra!

deandra jerk

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Come on, kitty.

kitty

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Oh. Come on.

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Okay. I'll get you. I'll get you.

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Wait- Oh.

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Wow! There are a lot of cats back here!

cats

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Yeah. We put a lot of cats in there.

cats

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Oh, I'm getting a text. Ooh. Who is it?

text

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Ah, the dynamic duo in effect. Oh, they're back together!

dynamic effect

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Yeah. All right.

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They're watching Predator. You want to join?

join predator watching

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Absolutely, dude. Great.

absolutely

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Deandra, we're out of here. Yeah.

deandra

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Hey, you guys? We're going.

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Yeah? You guys, I think I'm stuck in the wall.

stuck wall

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That's why she needs a friend. You gotta have a sidekick.

friend needs sidekick

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That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying.

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All right- Oops. Okay, I'm trying to back out, but my shirt's caught on something.

caught oops shirts

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Guys?

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Guys? Guys, come on!

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