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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 5, Episode 9 — Mac and Dennis Break Up

Dee. Dee. Dee. Dee.

#1

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Sweet Dee. Sweet Dee. Sweet Dee. Sweet Dee. Hey!

#2

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Sweet Dee. Sweet Dee. Sweet Dee. Sweet Dee. Sweet Dee.

#3

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What? Hey.

#4

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Hey- Oh- What the hell is this?

#5

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Oh, yeah.

#6

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- Uh-oh. - And so it begins.

#7

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- Mmm. - What are you talking about? I got a cat. So what?

#8

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Congratulations, Dee. You've begun your transformation into crazy cat lady.

#9

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I didn't begin a transformation. I just- I just got a cat...

#10

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'cause I wanted something to hang out with.

#11

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I don't have, you know, a roommate or anything,

#12

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and I don't really have anyone to talk to, so I...

#13

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If you listen to yourself, you would realize you're only strengthening our argument.

#14

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What do you want? We need a big bowl for popcorn.

#15

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- Yeah! - Mac and Dennis movie night!

#16

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Whoosh! Tuesday night's movie night!

#17

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We're doing Predator again.

#18

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You guys don't have a bowl? Um...

#19

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We don't have a big one, no. Not a big enough one for what we need, Dee.

#20

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All right! Be careful! Come on!

#21

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These cups suck. You serious?

#22

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Yeah. Oh! Bingo.

#23

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Yeah, you found it. Nice.

#24

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Why did you guys have to both come over here to get one bowl?

#25

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It's more fun if we both come. I was gonna hold the bowl.

#26

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Dennis was gonna stand next to me and make snide comments. Yeah. That's right.

#27

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Oh, you look like a bird. That's one. Uh- Old.

#28

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Pick a new one. You got a new one? It's an oldie but goodie.

#29

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- He comes up with good ones. - Yeah, no. That was a good one.

#30

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I don't understand why you can't make snide remarks and hold a bowl at the same time though.

#31

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It doesn't make sense. You're fixating too much on the bowl aspect of it.

#32

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Put it this way. If the two of us didn't come together,

#33

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what if one of us were to get into a jam? Mmm.

#34

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Be silly not to have the other one there.

#35

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Silly? Dennis, that sounds downright dangerous. Yeah.

#36

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See, you'll never get out of a jam because you got no friends. Well, you're a spinster.

#37

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Mm-hmm. A lonely spinster.

#38

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With a cat.

#39

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Those are all funny.

#40

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It's funny 'cause I feel like you guys are two codependent losers...

#41

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who are so wrapped up in each other...

#42

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that it's hard for you to see how pathetic your lives are.

#43

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It's like you're an old married couple.

#44

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No, Dee. We're more like a dynamic duo.

#45

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So you don't think that two 30-year-old men...

#46

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who spend every waking moment together is a little bit pathetic?

#47

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Well, we don't spend every waking moment together.

#48

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- What are you, crazy? - You're right. I'm sorry.

#49

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When was the last time you went more than an hour without seeing each other?

#50

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All the time. Every day.

#51

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- Okay. Without checking in? - Ch- Checking. That's...

#52

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Uh-huh. He always checks in with me.

#53

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. He likes to have me check in, but it's not like...

#54

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Okay. Enjoy that movie, boners.

#55

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She doesn't know anything about friendship, dude.

#56

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No. How could she? She doesn't have any friends.

#57

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"Old married couple." That's what she called...

#58

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- Hey-oh. - Yo, where you been?

#59

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What do you mean? I was getting the movie.

#60

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Yeah, but you weren't answering any of my calls.

#61

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I've been calling you... sort of over and over again.

#62

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I was having a conversation with the video store clerk.

#63

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Yeah, but I texted you 911, dude. That means it's an emergency.

#64

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Yeah, I saw that. Yeah.

#65

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Uh, what was the emergency, Mac? Well, I couldn't get in touch with you, dude.

#66

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I almost called the police. The police?

#67

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I mean, that's a bit of an overreaction.

#68

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I was gone for what, an hour? Yeah, but I thought we had a deal.

#69

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You know, you would check in every once in a while,

#70

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and then that way I would know that you were okay.

#71

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Okay. I- I'm okay.

#72

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Uh, I'm sorry. Can we watch the movie?

#73

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Yeah. Great. Sure. Yeah.

#74

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The Transporter 2?

#75

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Yeah, I- Look, man. I-I-I...

#76

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I know you wanted to see Predator again,

#77

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but I feel like we've seen that 30 times in the last two months...

#78

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and thought maybe we could mix things up.

#79

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Video store clerk guy said this movie's awesome, so...

#80

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The video store... clerk guy. I feel like you won't...

#81

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stop talking about him.

#82

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Huh. I asked him for a movie recommendation, okay?

#83

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Yeah. And you got one. It's really not that big of a deal.

#84

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Well, the big deal, Dennis, is that I wasn't even consulted on the decision. Okay?

#85

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And this is a big deal to me as well. It's also my night.

#86

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Plus, Transporter 2? We haven't seen Transporter 1,

#87

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which means we'll be completely lost.

#88

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I doubt it. Plus Jason Statham's physique...

#89

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is nothing like the lineup in Predator.

#90

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Okay, stop. I don't want to have conversations anymore...

#91

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about dudes' physiques, and whether they can...

#92

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Dennis, in body mass alone...

#93

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That's what I was trying to avoid- a conversation about body mass, okay?

#94

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We've had that conversation five times a day for the last month...

#95

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because we keep watching Predator, and all you talk about is Weathers...

#96

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and-and-and Jesse "the Body" Ventura and how many pounds they can pack on.

#97

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It's important to pack on mass. You're talking about carbo-loading.

#98

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I don't want to have this conversation with you anymore.

#99

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No. You'd rather have conversations with video store clerks.

#100

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You know what, man? If you don't want to watch the movie with me, that's fine.

#101

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I will watch it by myself. Goddamn it!

#102

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where is this coming from?

#103

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I have been thinking a lot about what Dee said, and I do think...

#104

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maybe we are spending a little bit too much time together.

#105

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Wh-What are you saying?

#106

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I'm saying that I feel like we're in a little bit of a rut, and...

#107

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I feel like I'm not...

#108

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flourishing.

#109

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Well, far be it from me to, uh,

#110

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keep the flower of you from flourishing, but, uh,

#111

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I guess I'll grab my shit and stay at Charlie's. Wait.

#112

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Don't do that.

#113

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I... feel like I'm the one that got us into this mess.

#114

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Okay. So you'll stay at Charlie's then. No.

#115

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You should stay there...

#116

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because you already said that you would.

#117

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Also, I have more stuff.

#118

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It'll take me longer to pack, and it'll be easier.

#119

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Hi. I'm responding to a missing persons report.

#120

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I'll pack my things.

#121

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Hey!

#122

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Hey-oh!

#123

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What's the matter with you? What are you doing here?

#124

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- I came to hang out with you. - I thought it was movie night.

#125

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Yeah, it is movie night. But, uh, Mac and I are taking a little bit of a break.

#126

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I was thinking about what you were saying.

#127

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You were right. I wasn't spending enough time by myself.

#128

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I wasn't being an independent individual. I wasn't flourishing.

#129

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So let's watch the movie together, you and me.

#130

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I'm kind of in the middle of something with my cat right now.

#131

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Oh. Okay. Well, yeah. I like cats. Let's bring him into the mix.

#132

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Uh, can't do that. He is... in the wall somewhere.

#133

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- He's in the wall? - Yeah. I think he got into the wall.

#134

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Wow. Well, that's a bummer.

#135

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But I'm sure he'll come out at some point.

#136

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Got himself in there. I'm sure he'll get himself out.

#137

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Or he won't, and he'll die in there, and you'll have a dead cat smell for a while.

#138

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But listen, I'm gonna help you out of that jam.

#139

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Open the windows and get some scented candles going,

#140

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maybe get a big fan in here...

#141

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and then he'll decompose and everything will be fine.

#142

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Boom! That's what it's like to have a sidekick. Helped you out of a jam.

#143

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In the meantime, let's watch the movie. I want to- I want to...

#144

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Just want to watch a movie... with you.

#145

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Could we do that?

#146

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Why don't you just put your trash into a trash can?

#147

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I put it in the trash can when I'm ready to take it outside, dude.

#148

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Yeah, but you could skip a step by first putting it into the can.

#149

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And you can shut the hell up, man.

#150

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Okay. And Jesus Christ, Frank. Are you cutting your toenails with a steak knife?

#151

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I suppose you have a problem with that too?

#152

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Ah! Oh! Oh! Botched toe! I botched that one.

#153

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Oh, that's a botch job. That's bleeding.

#154

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I need some trash to plug up the cut.

#155

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Do not plug an open wound with trash.

#156

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- Well, it's bleeding like a sieve. - Then use your sock, bro.

#157

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Don't waste a good sock on a tiny little cut. Sock.

#158

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I'll find you a candy wrapper if you give me a second. Oh.

#159

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Oh. Oh, wait a minute.

#160

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That's- That's working. Oh, it's acting like a cut glove.

#161

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Ah! Unbelievable, dude. Waste of a sock.

#162

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There are so many things that are gonna need to change now that I'm living here.

#163

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Are you hearing this shit, bro?

#164

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Well, you know, he's got some good ideas. What?

#165

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- Maybe it wouldn't be bad if he moved in. - Are you serious, dude?

#166

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I could use a little structure in my life here. No, man.

#167

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Look at all the trash all over the place. Oh, I love the trash.

#168

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He's cleaning up the trash. Mmm...

#169

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I don't want struc-

#170

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Uh- Eh- Is that Dennis?

#171

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I don't know who it is. I haven't answered the phone.

#172

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Are you gonna answer it though, because- Okay. Unbelievable, dude.

#173

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- I'm just gonna get it. Hello? - Hey, buddy. How you doing?

#174

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Oh, Mac is being annoying as shit. That him?

#175

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Oh, Mac's being annoying? That's a big surprise.

#176

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He bossing you around a whole bunch? Totally bossing me around.

#177

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Yeah. Typical. It's what he does. It's what he does.

#178

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- Did he mention me? - No.

#179

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No? Really? He didn't say anything at all about me or...

#180

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What is this, dude? Did you call me just to talk about Mac?

#181

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Okay, 'cause I don't want to talk about Mac with you. Is he talking about me?

#182

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-No, no, no, no. Tell him I'm not talking about him at all. -I'm not telling him shit, dude.

#183

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I'm gonna hang up the phone on you. No, no, Charlie.

#184

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Don't hang up the phone. I didn't call to talk about Mac. I swear to God, dude.

#185

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Please. Come on. I could care less about that guy. Are you kidding me?

#186

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Called to talk to you. Wanted to see if you wanted to come over to Dee's apartment.

#187

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- We're doing a movie night. - Charlie, hang up the phone.

#188

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Oh, my God, dude. I'll be right over. Hang up the phone.

#189

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Yes! Yeah! Yes!

#190

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Yes. Yeah.

#191

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Hey, Dee. Charlie's coming over.

#192

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I don't care.

#193

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Ah, shit. I don't care either.

#194

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I am so excited to watch this movie without Mac.

#195

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He is so annoying. He's always constantly critiquing the fight scenes...

#196

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and talking about how he could choreograph the fight scenes...

#197

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so much better than they could, which is ridiculous.

#198

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- He doesn't know shit. - Ooh! Dennis, I pinpointed him.

#199

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Dee, will you forget the goddamn cat for a second...

#200

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and listen to all the interesting things I have to say?

#201

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You're being the worst sidekick right now.

#202

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No, you're being the worst sidekick.

#203

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I thought sidekicks were supposed to help each other out of jams.

#204

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What? I did help you out of the jam.

#205

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I told you what to do with your dead, stinking cat.

#206

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No, no, no, no, no. Come on.

#207

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Oh! I lost him. I lost him, Dennis. Thanks a lot.

#208

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Oh, do me a favor. Peel this apple for me, please?

#209

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No! No, I'm not gonna peel an apple for you.

#210

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But Mac always does it for me.

#211

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Why does Mac peel your apples for you?

#212

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He doesn't like for me to eat the apples with the skin on it.

#213

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He says the skin's loaded with toxins.

#214

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Okay. Well, good news. Mac's not here.

#215

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I know he's not here, and that's why I need you to do it for me.

#216

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- Please? Please? - Oh, Jesus. Just eat it with the skin on it.

#217

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I do not like it with the skin, Dee! I'm not allowed to eat it with the skin!

#218

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- I'm not allowed! - Oh, my God!

#219

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All right. If you just shut up,

#220

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I will peel the apple for you the way that Mac likes you to eat it.

#221

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Give it to me. Give it to me!

#222

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I'll do it the way that Mac insists. Okay?

#223

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Yeah.

#224

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Hey-oh! Is that Charlie? Charlie's in the house!

#225

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Charlie's in the house! Hey! Hey!

#226

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Hey, you want a skinless apple, bud? Yup.

#227

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Two skinless apples, Dee. Let's fire the movie up. It's movie night.

#228

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- Here's your apple, dick. - All right. Yeah.

#229

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Where's mine? Are you kidding me?

#230

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Mmm. You can peel your own apple, Charlie.

#231

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Mmm. She's in a little bit of a mood because her cat got stuck in the wall.

#232

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Cat in the wall, eh? Okay. Now you're talking my language.

#233

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I know this game. All right. Catch me up to speed here.

#234

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What do we got? You're putting Cheeto fingers all over the wall.

#235

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All right. Let's focus, Dee. What's the point of entry here?

#236

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That's the thing, Charlie. I've been looking all around this goddamn place. I can't find one.

#237

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All right. I've seen this before. You know what happened?

#238

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I bet it flattened itself out, went right through a seam in your wall.

#239

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I don't think there's anything in the laws of nature that would support that.

#240

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Cats do not abide by the laws of nature, all right? Hey.

#241

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You don't know shit about ca- We're still gonna watch the movie, right?

#242

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Uh- Uh, yeah. Yeah?

#243

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I think it's stuck in there. No! It is not stuck.

#244

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All right. Let's focus on what's happening with the cat, all right?

#245

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It made a conscious decision to go in your wall. Correct?

#246

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Really? Absolutely. Absolutely.

#247

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It chose to be in there. It wants to be in your wall, Dee.

#248

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Thinking about getting some catnip, and I was gonna put it- No, no, no, no.

#249

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Don't do that. Don't do that. It's gonna know that's a trap, Dee. Okay?

#250

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That's gonna irritate the cat, then it's gonna dig itself down further.

#251

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We may never get to it. Okay? You serious?

#252

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Let's start thinking like a cat here. All right?

#253

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You know, we- we need another cat.

#254

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Yes? That's what we need. Here's what we're gonna do.

#255

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I'm gonna crack a little hole in your wall- Tiny one. It'll be cool.

#256

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And then I'm gonna slip a second cat in with a string tied around it.

#257

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Those two will become codependent, then I'll rip the second cat out,

#258

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and the first one hopefully- hopefully will follow. Hey, hey. Hey, man.

#259

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Hey. I'm sorry. I don't mean to keep bugging you, but you didn't tell me what to do.

#260

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I don't care. Do you want me to start it now or wait? I'll wait.

#261

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Yeah. Start it. But I want to watch it with you. I will wait.

#262

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Just start the movie, man, 'cause I'm having a conversation here!

#263

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All day.

#264

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All right. Where are we gonna get this other cat? I can get you another cat.

#265

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I got followed here by, like, 10 cats.

#266

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Yeah, they're starting to follow me these days. Uh-I...

#267

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You know, I don't want you to miss the setup.

#268

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I got everything- all the groceries, no cat food.

#269

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And I bumped into that guy at the video store.

#270

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- Beefcake? - Total jerk-off.

#271

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Nice.

#272

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- Hey! This place is tits! - Yeah, right? Looks good.

#273

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Huh? You did a great job. Thank you.

#274

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Whoa! Frank! No, no! Oh, God, dude! What?

#275

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The skin of those things is riddled with toxins!

#276

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Yeah, get it out though.

#277

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Get it all out. Yuck!

#278

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Whoo! That was a close call. Good save.

#279

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Hey, all right. Well, don't touch me with it.

#280

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Hey, also- I cleaned out this closet.

#281

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I'm telling you, bro, we could fit a mattress in there.

#282

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You and Charlie don't have to sleep next to each other anymore.

#283

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Well, I- I kind of liked the other arrangement though. That was pretty good.

#284

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Yeah. The other arrangement was- was not pretty good.

#285

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It was, um...

#286

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It was, uh- What- What's the word I'm looking for?

#287

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- Crazy. - No, it's not- not crazy. It's like...

#288

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- Wackadoo. - No. Just... stop.

#289

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Whoa! Wh-What- What are you doing now, dude?

#290

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What? I'm taking the toxic skin off.

#291

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Yeah, but you're cutting it with your toe knife.

#292

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- Who gives a shit? - Frank, that is disgusting.

#293

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What- What are you talking about? I'm throwing it out.

#294

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- Wait. You're throwing my toe knife out? - The toe knife is gone.

#295

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- Why would you do that? - Because you were cutting your fruit with it!

#296

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What the hell's going on here? Look, Mac. I mean, look. I...

#297

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I think the cleaning up and the throwing the trash away is good, but the...

#298

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you know, the sleeping arrangements and the plastic...

#299

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and throwing the toe knife out the window, that's...

#300

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I'm not gonna put on airs just because I got company.

#301

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- So you think not eating cat food is putting on airs? - You betcha!

#302

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Look, I gotta take a walk. My head is swimming.

#303

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That's fine. Just make sure you, you know, check in. Oh, my.

#304

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'Cause I haven't heard from Charlie, and it is getting late.

#305

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- Yeah, right. - Okay. Be safe.

#306

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Okay, Dee! This little lady is a calico cat.

#307

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All calico cats are female.

#308

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I'm gonna pop this little girl in your wall here.

#309

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She's gonna meet your little fella, they're gonna bond...

#310

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and then I'm gonna rip her out and he's gonna come right afterwards.

#311

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Are you sure? Mm-hmm.

#312

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You hear that?

#313

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Uh, I hear a squabble.

#314

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Mm-hmm. It's all part of the dance, okay?

#315

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They do a little sq- Come on. Wait. Hold on. They do a little...

#316

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Uh-oh. Crap.

#317

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Thanks a lot, Charlie. Mmm.

#318

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Goddamn it. I knew I should've gotten a bird.

#319

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A bird? What are you gonna do with a bird? Yeah!

#320

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Hey, guys! I swallowed apple seeds!

#321

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So what? Are they poisonous?

#322

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Are you kidding me, dude? They're extremely poisonous!

#323

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They're absolutely not poisonous! Should I make myself throw up?

#324

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I would throw up now! Oh, goddamn it!

#325

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Apple seeds, man? That's no good. Are you kidding me?

#326

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Apple seeds- Yo! Hey.

#327

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Oh, hi. Come on in.

#328

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So, uh, how's life with Mac?

#329

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I'm off him. He's too pushy.

#330

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Yeah, no shit. You back on my team?

#331

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If there's room for me.

#332

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There is always room for you, bud. Give it to me.

#333

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Hey, guys! I can't throw up.

#334

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Should I stick a finger down my throat? Yes! Oh, my God.

#335

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You guys, we gotta-

#336

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Oh, man. We gotta get Mac and Dennis back together, okay?

#337

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Because they are ruining all of our lives.

#338

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What's the situation?

#339

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I got two cats stuck inside this wall. Can't get 'em out.

#340

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You want to bring in a third? I'm thinking maybe four.

#341

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- What? No! No! No! No more cats! - A deep hole...

#342

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Frank, get out of here! You're making it worse! Whoa. Back off Frank.

#343

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We work very well together, okay? We're the gruesome twosome!

#344

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Gruesome twosome!

#345

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All right! Okay! I am gonna go and get Mac and Dennis back together.

#346

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I'm gonna get a bird, I'm gonna get two cats out of my wall...

#347

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and then I'm gonna go back to being alone.

#348

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Excuse me. Can you part for one second?

#349

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Sure. Thank you. Thank you.

#350

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What? He swallowed some apple seeds.

#351

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Sit down. What...

#352

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- What- - Sit.

#353

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What is he doing here?

#354

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I was told I would be meeting a woman with giant breasts.

#355

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I was also told that I was to meet a woman with giant breasts.

#356

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Yes, geniuses. I set you up.

#357

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Now, can you please make up, because you're driving everyone crazy.

#358

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Look, I'm sorry that I called you codependent, okay?

#359

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I think you have a great friendship,

#360

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and it's perfectly natural for two grown men to need each other this badly.

#361

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So make up, please.

#362

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I guess I should...

#363

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You son of a bitch! Okay. All right. Okay.

#364

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Oh, my God. You know what? Fine.

#365

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I don't care anymore. Guess what?

#366

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Neither one of you are ever going into my apartment ever again, okay?

#367

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So make up, don't make up, kill each other- I don't care.

#368

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I need to go get a bird.

#369

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She looks like a bird.

#370

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I swallowed some apple seeds today.

#371

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Did you make yourself throw up?

#372

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I tried, but I couldn't.

#373

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Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.

#374

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Okay. Thanks.

#375

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How was Charlie's?

#376

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The way they live, bro, it's...

#377

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It's like, um- It's like- Preposterous.

#378

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Yeah, dude! Preposterous! Yeah.

#379

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I've been trying to come up with that all day! Yeah.

#380

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God, dude! This is why you and I are such a good team. You know?

#381

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Like, I'm a man of action, and you're a man that comes up with good...

#382

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Words? Words, dude!

#383

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Okay. Yeah. Great.

#384

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You really gotta work on your vocabulary though, man.

#385

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Well, you could help me. You couldn't think of the word "words."

#386

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Is everything okay here, gentlemen?

#387

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Uh, yeah. Everything's fine. Uh, not that it concerns you.

#388

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Now might be a good time for you to pay your bill and leave.

#389

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Well, you're not making sense 'cause we didn't buy anything.

#390

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Actually, I- Oh.

#391

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- I had a couple of rum and Cokes. - You had six, actually.

#392

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Six? I had six of 'em.

#393

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Did you? Yeah. I was nervous about the big-breasted lady.

#394

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I- I was nervous about her too. You got nervous too?

#395

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A beautiful woman. Dee said she had giant boobs, you know?

#396

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I'm really excited about it.

#397

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Will that be cash or charge?

#398

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I also was assuming that the big-breasted lady was gonna pay for the drinks,

#399

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so I don't have any money.

#400

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I've got some cash. I can- I can get you out of this jam.

#401

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Watch your eyes. What?

#402

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What the hell is going on?

#403

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The gruesome twosome in effect!

#404

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Yeah. We're bashing a bigger hole in your wall.

#405

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- We're gonna stuff all the cats in at one time. - Yeah, I see that.

#406

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No more big holes in my wall, no more cats. We're doing the bird thing.

#407

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I got one. I tied a string around his teeny, tiny little legs. I'm sending it in.

#408

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You're gonna toss a bird in? I'm gonna toss the bird in, Charlie.

#409

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- Go ahead, Dee. Toss the bird in. - Check this out. Watch this.

#410

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Dinner time. Go on, guy.

#411

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Do your thing. All right.

#412

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Go on. You got it.

#413

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Whoa! Hold on. Hold on. Hold on, guy.

#414

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I got you. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

#415

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Come on.

#416

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Well, congratulations, Dee.

#417

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You have some very satisfied cats in there, okay?

#418

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Now will you step aside and let the men do the work?

#419

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Shut up! Shut up, okay? I got it from here, all right? I'm bashing a hole in my wall.

#420

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I'm going in myself. Give me this. Get out of the way.

#421

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All right. I'm not kidding. Get the hell out of the way.

#422

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Oh. I'm dead serious. I'm going in. I've had enough.

#423

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Go for it. Bash away. Bash away.

#424

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Whoa! Oh!

#425

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- I'm gonna get you, you jerk! - Yeah! Yeah, Deandra!

#426

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Come on, kitty.

#427

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Oh. Come on.

#428

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Okay. I'll get you. I'll get you.

#429

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Wait- Oh.

#430

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Wow! There are a lot of cats back here!

#431

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Yeah. We put a lot of cats in there.

#432

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Oh, I'm getting a text. Ooh. Who is it?

#433

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Ah, the dynamic duo in effect. Oh, they're back together!

#434

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Yeah. All right.

#435

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They're watching Predator. You want to join?

#436

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Absolutely, dude. Great.

#437

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Deandra, we're out of here. Yeah.

#438

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Hey, you guys? We're going.

#439

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Yeah? You guys, I think I'm stuck in the wall.

#440

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That's why she needs a friend. You gotta have a sidekick.

#441

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That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying.

#442

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All right- Oops. Okay, I'm trying to back out, but my shirt's caught on something.

#443

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Guys?

#444

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Guys? Guys, come on!

#445

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ENGLISH - US - PSDH

#446

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