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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 5, Episode 7 — The Gang Wrestles for the Troops

Hulk Hogan hammering away!

#1

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Get him, Hulk! Come on, Hulk!

#2

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Ohh! Hulk's the man.

#3

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I have a question though. What's going on with Hulk Hogan's hair?

#4

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It's blond, and yet it's silken like that of a Chinese man.

#5

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Ah. Yes. That is Hulk Hogan's signature look...

#6

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blond Chinese hair and the skin of a hot dog.

#7

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It's awesome. The whole thing's fake, but it's really awesome.

#8

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Fake? What the hell are you talking about? It's not fake.

#9

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Those guys got bashed and bloodied.

#10

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I've seen guys get pounded in the ring. It's still fake though.

#11

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Charlie, Charlie. I was there once.

#12

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I saw a guy pick up a trash can, smash it into a guy's head.

#13

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- Blood went everywhere. - Okay, what is going on here?

#14

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Oh, yeah. Right here he's going into a state of Hulkamania.

#15

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When he's like this, nothing can hurt him. Okay?

#16

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It's like a seizure of strength. Yeah. Yeah.

#17

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What do we got here? "Hey, sexy, I can't get you out of my mind."

#18

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Who's that addressed to? Who's Soldier of Fortune?

#19

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He's just this guy I've been chatting online with, whatever.

#20

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Oh, so that would make you Desert Rose? Yes, it would.

#21

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Wow. What a couple of losers.

#22

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Oh! Oh, really? Well, this loser that you're referring to...

#23

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happens to be an American soldier in Iraq.

#24

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Back it up. Don't joke about that. I'm not joking.

#25

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- Are you serious? - I'm dead serious.

#26

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And his platoon's coming home this weekend, and we're gonna hang out together,

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so suck on that.

#28

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I feel terrible. You should.

#29

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I feel terrible too, 'cause he's gonna come back from Iraq,

#30

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and he's gonna find out that he's been chattin' with...

#31

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No. That's no good.

#32

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There's a high suicide rate for these guys.

#33

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He's gonna be crushed. This is emblematic of a bigger problem, guys.

#34

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I don't think people are proud to be Americans anymore.

#35

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Not like we were in the '80s.

#36

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In the '80s, we were so patriotic.

#37

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When Hogan was doing his thing...

#38

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and we were killing Iranians or whatever, we were proud.

#39

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There's no fanfare. There's no parades. Oh, yeah.

#40

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- Girls are tricking troops on the Internet. - Nobody's tricking anybody.

#41

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We gotta do something about this,

#42

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'cause people just aren't showing their appreciation for these guys.

#43

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We gotta show 'em the love. We gotta do something.

#44

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Let's step it up.

#45

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Let's be the guys that do something for the troops. Let's put on a show or something.

#46

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- All right. - Something with a little pizzazz.

#47

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- Like a thank you for all your service. - Yes!

#48

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Something that celebrates the troops, celebrates America, maybe celebrates us.

#49

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I'm into that. I know you are, dude.

#50

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And what's the best way to celebrate America, boys?

#51

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Hulk Hogan is a man possessed of a love of his country.

#52

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# I am a real American #

#53

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- # Fight for the rights of every man # - 'Bout wrestling?

#54

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Yeah!

#55

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Yeah!

#56

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Yeah, Maniac!

#57

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- Get up, you son of a bitch! - Yeah, Maniac!

#58

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Thanks, bud. There you go.

#59

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So I booked this venue for Friday night.

#60

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You got this place? Yeah.

#61

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I told them it was for the troops. They gave us a discount.

#62

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Ho-ho! That is what I'm talking about, dude.

#63

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People wanna support the troops. They don't have a venue to do it.

#64

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Yeah, how are we gonna do that though?

#65

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None of us knows how to wrestle. Wrong!

#66

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Charlie and I do. We used to do backyard wrestling all the time, dude.

#67

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We were an awesome tag team. That's right. We were the Pigeon Boys.

#68

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Pigeon Boys!

#69

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Pigeon Boys? Doesn't sound that cool now as an adult.

#70

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You're right. We gotta update it.

#71

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Let's be eagles, dude. That's like patriotic and fires on all cylinders.

#72

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I feel like pigeons are survivors though.

#73

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I'm gonna side with Dennis on this one, bro. Yeah.

#74

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What do you say we get this guy into the mix?

#75

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- - He's probably got some experience.

#76

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He could show us the ropes.

#77

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Oh, um, Mr. Maniac! Mr. Maniac!

#78

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- Mr. Maniac, excuse me. - Somethin' I can do for you fellas?

#79

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Yeah. Absolutely. That was a great show in there, man.

#80

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That was amazing! Great show!

#81

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That was so awesome! You drank your own blood.

#82

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- You were choking the guy- - Just trying to put on a good show.

#83

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Oh, you did. No, no, no, no. Let me do you a favor.

#84

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You're good kids, you know? Hang on. Hang on.

#85

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What are you getting, an autograph? No, we're good, man.

#86

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That's all right. We don't need an autograph.

#87

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We're actually here for a different- God bless you.

#88

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- You have a good time. You know, whale away. - This is a parking ticket.

#89

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You bet. You have fun with it, okay?

#90

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Actually, sir, um...

#91

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I don't know if this is too forward to ask you this,

#92

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but we're putting on a wrestling match...

#93

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for the troops coming home from overseas,

#94

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and we were thinking maybe we can get you to wrestle in it.

#95

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How much?

#96

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Ooh. We haven't discussed that. How much?

#97

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- How much do you usually charge? - Thirty bucks weekdays,

#98

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50 bucks weekends.

#99

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Is that it? Reasonable.

#100

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That we can do. Reasonable.

#101

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Yeah. Now. Absolutely.

#102

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Now. All right. Give him some money. Give that to him now.

#103

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I suppose- All right. Oh, boy. That's okay.

#104

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Whoa! Yo! Deandra! Yo! Deandra!

#105

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Yes, Frank. Yes, yes. I can hear you. What are you doing here?

#106

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I'm gonna use the army guy to get the word out about the wrestling match.

#107

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Why are you dressed like that?

#108

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Well, my chat name was Desert Rose.

#109

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So I dressed like a rose. I'm gonna give him a rose.

#110

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And I'm gonna play "Kiss From a Rose" by Seal.

#111

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I got a whole thing I'm doing here. Can you please get out?

#112

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Oh. The boys and I got him a little welcome-home gift.

#113

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Jean shorts? You bought him a pair of jean shorts?

#114

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Yeah. Goddamn it, Frank.

#115

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You guys are gonna have plenty of time to ruin this for me at some point in the future.

#116

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Can you please let me get it started first?

#117

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Hey! Desert Rose!

#118

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It's me, Ben.

#119

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It's so nice to finally meet you in person, Desert Rose.

#120

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Yeah. Oh, no!

#121

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Because... I'm not Desert Rose.

#122

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I, uh- I'm a friend.

#123

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I'm a friend of hers. Great girl.

#124

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Uh, she just wanted me to come here...

#125

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so that I could tell you...

#126

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that she wasn't gonna be able to show up here today.

#127

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Oh, well, with the dress and the rose, I thought that you...

#128

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You thought- Yeah. Yeah. Well, of course you thought that.

#129

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You thought it because of this and the- It's fine.

#130

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Don't blame yourself.

#131

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You're not- You're not dumb. You just...

#132

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Um, so- All right, well...

#133

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# There used to be a graying tower alone on the sea #.

#134

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I, uh, wanna invite you to a wrestling match.

#135

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Oh. And, uh, the guys...

#136

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we all chipped in to get you these, uh...

#137

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Uh, this is a coming-home present. Uh...

#138

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There you go.

#139

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And thank you for your service.

#140

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# Baby #

#141

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# I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray #

#142

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# Ooh, the more I get of you #

#143

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# The stranger it feels Yeah ##.

#144

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No! I don't give a rat's ass about your collection agency,

#145

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and as for the $15 co-payment, eat shit and die!

#146

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Ah, shit!

#147

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Sorry. I'm gonna go get greased up,

#148

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and then, uh, I'll come back and rock on.

#149

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Fifteen dollars? He's upset about $15?

#150

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Yeah. Smashing our phone.

#151

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Not a lot of money. Let's move past it for now.

#152

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Let's focus on our stuff. Let's focus on our...

#153

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The most important part of our routine is the entrance.

#154

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Yes. Yes. Absolutely.

#155

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Whoa!

#156

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Ahhhh! Frank, what the hell are you doing?

#157

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Ahhh! It's my character. I'm the Trash Man.

#158

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I come out. I throw trash all over the ring.

#159

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And then I start eating garbage.

#160

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And then I pick up the trash can...

#161

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and I bash the guy on the head.

#162

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Oh, that's gonna be a disaster. No, no.

#163

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Nobody's gonna get hurt. I'm telling you...

#164

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Like you said, it's all fake.

#165

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But it has nothing to do with the troops, Frank.

#166

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A 60-year-old man eating trash? Who wants to see that?

#167

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But that's what people want.

#168

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Hey, I got something for you. I got a character for you.

#169

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You can be the ref.

#170

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I'm not gonna be the ref. I'm a villain. Don't you see?

#171

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Look, I got garbage, and I-

#172

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- Oh, Frank! - That's nasty, dude.

#173

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Are you choking?

#174

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- Oh, my God. - Throw it up in the bathroom!

#175

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- Get out of here! - Go take a break. Go take a break.

#176

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The troops are gonna be very happy to see that.

#177

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All right, let's get- Look at this mess.

#178

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Let's get back to it. Charlie...

#179

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So we're talking about the entrances, okay?

#180

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We got a good idea. We got a good idea.

#181

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They're gonna announce our name. Birds of War.

#182

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I love that new name. I love it. Yeah.

#183

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And maybe we'll do an eagle screech. That'll be great.

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And then we'll come out of the tunnel.

#185

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We'll start a stomp, clap. Stomp, clap.

#186

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Stomp, stomp, clap. Stomp, clap.

#187

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And we're gonna write this great song. It's gonna be about had badass we are.

#188

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But tell him about the- Oh, yeah. About how we soar through the air,

#189

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how we live in a nest, how we like to protect our eggs from predators.

#190

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And our young. We regurgitate, dude.

#191

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Can I stop you guys for one second? Mm-hmm.

#192

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What you just described,

#193

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that seems like we're singing about the lifestyle of an eagle.

#194

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Yeah. Mm-hmm.

#195

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I was under the impression that we were presenting ourselves as birdmen,

#196

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which, to me, is infinitely cooler...

#197

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than just sort of being a bird. No, no, no, no, no.

#198

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It's good. We can meet in the middle though.

#199

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We'll meet you somewhere in the middle. That's all I ask.

#200

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I want people to be able to see that we're not just birds.

#201

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Yeah.

#202

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Hey-hey.

#203

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Hi. Thank you for stepping in as Desert Rose.

#204

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Ah, no problem. I've dated a lot of disabled men in my past.

#205

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So- I enjoy the power. Why aren't you wearing red?

#206

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I was very specific about that. I don't do red.

#207

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Well, you look like a grape. Fine. Then I'll be Desert Grape.

#208

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He wasn't talking to Desert Grape. He was talking to Desert Rose.

#209

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That's very specific, and- You know what? All right.

#210

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This is what we'll do. I'll just put this... here.

#211

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Oh. You're sweaty. Oh. Okay. It's humid outside.

#212

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So, uh, which one is he? Right behind you, in the yellow.

#213

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Oh, Mama like. Cute, right?

#214

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Did he send you any dick pics? 'Cause it could be a mess down there.

#215

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For the love of God, please don't ask him about his dick.

#216

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Okay. Have it your way. I'll figure it out soon enough.

#217

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And away we go.

#218

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She looks ridiculous.

#219

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Desert Rose? Yeah.

#220

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- Hi. - What? What the hell?

#221

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It feels so good to finally hold you.

#222

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Uh- Uh, you're- you're biting my lip.

#223

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Hi. Oh! What a coincidence.

#224

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Hey, oh- Oh. You're that girl from the bus stop. Yes, I am.

#225

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You guys are friends, right?

#226

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Mm-hmm. Not really.

#227

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Well, tell your friend thanks for the shorts.

#228

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They fit great. Yeah.

#229

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Will do. So, what's...

#230

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What's the deal with you standing?

#231

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I thought there was a wheelchair and you were in it.

#232

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Oh, no. No. I twisted my knee getting of a plane in Germany.

#233

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I was just trying to stay off of it.

#234

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It's good now. Oh!

#235

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Yes, it is. Can I talk to you for a second?

#236

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I'll be back. What? What? What? I changed my mind.

#237

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So move out of the way so I can swoop in.

#238

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Uh-uh. No changeys. What? Artemis, I'm warning you.

#239

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If you don't get out of the way, I'm gonna bring out the big guns.

#240

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Oh, hit me with your best shot, you stupid bitch.

#241

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Ah.

#242

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I was looking around. I was thinking.

#243

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I- I brought some- Ohh!

#244

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Oh. Oh.

#245

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You just hit- I'm sorry about that.

#246

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Just props that I was bringing.

#247

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That's not a prop though. That's sharp razor wire.

#248

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Mr., uh, Maniac, we were thinking...

#249

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maybe we could go a little bit more traditional with it.

#250

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Just figure-four leg-locks, pile drivers, body slams. Off the top rope, suplex...

#251

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No, no, no. People, that old-school bullshit, that don't play no more.

#252

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Really? Yeah. It's gotta be gruesome, you know?

#253

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Those people, they like blood, you know?

#254

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I guess. Well, guys like you...

#255

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You know what? I love you guys.

#256

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You know, you remind me of my kids.

#257

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You got kids, Maniac?

#258

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Nah. Not anymore.

#259

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What does that mean?

#260

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All right. We got a problem.

#261

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What is he talking about with his kids?

#262

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- Did he kill his kids? Is that what happened? - He just drifted away.

#263

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And look at this. I feel like he's living out of his car.

#264

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- He's got blankets. What is that, a pile of laundry? - Look at this, dude.

#265

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That's just a bucket of chestnuts.

#266

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Who has- What? Is he foraging for his food?

#267

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I don't know. Why the hell would you have a bucket of chestnuts?

#268

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We are dealing with a legitimate maniac now. That is clear to me.

#269

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His mania is not confined to the ring. Ahh!

#270

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He kept calling you the "N" word earlier. Yeah.

#271

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I wasn't gonna bring that up. I didn't wanna freak him out. Me?

#272

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Yes. He was calling me the "N" word?

#273

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Yes. Every time you turned your back.

#274

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He was like, "You stupid 'N. ' Go get me grease, 'N."'

#275

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"N" this, "N" that. Why?

#276

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I don't know. He has a problem with black people.

#277

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Or does he have a problem with me? Both.

#278

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I don't know. I don't know. Oh, my God.

#279

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Let's get rid of him. That's it. How do you get rid of a guy like that?

#280

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I don't wanna be anywhere in the ring with that guy.

#281

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What if we're just hype men? We don't even go in the ring.

#282

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Yes. We let him do the wrestling. We do not wrestle.

#283

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No. We gotta find someone for him to wrestle though.

#284

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Right. Right.

#285

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Someone with, you know, nothing to lose, right? Yeah.

#286

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Cricket! What's up, Cricket?

#287

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- Cricket! - No!

#288

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Cricket, cricket, cricket, crickety.

#289

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What do you want from me? We want you to wrestle...

#290

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at a wrestling match that we're gonna throw.

#291

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No. How about that?

#292

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I'm not gonna participate in your little games and schemes. Cricket.

#293

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It's for the troops. Yeah.

#294

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I don't give a shit about the troops.

#295

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Come on, man. Oh! We're gonna pay you, bro.

#296

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We're gonna pay you. There's pay involved.

#297

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You give a shit about that, Cricket?

#298

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You payin'? Yeah, man.

#299

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Oh, I see. So, am I gonna get my ass kicked?

#300

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Ah! It's wrestling. It's all fake.

#301

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It's relatively fake. What happens in the ring is really up to you.

#302

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I don't feel we're reading as eagles.

#303

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No, bro. We look like assholes.

#304

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They didn't turn out the way that I had envisioned. I'm getting more of a chicken vibe.

#305

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Whoo! Whoa!

#306

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What in God's name is this about? All right.

#307

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Don't start. We're birdmen. We're Birds of War.

#308

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Birdmen. What do you want?

#309

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Yeah. Okay. I wanna sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" before the match.

#310

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Yeah. Good. Sing. We don't care. Do whatever you want.

#311

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Just get away. We're obviously in the middle of something.

#312

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Okay? Yeah.

#313

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Get out of here.

#314

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Wait a second, Charlie. Do that again. That?

#315

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That looked pretty cool. Maybe we can go with the chicken thing.

#316

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The Chicken Boys. We're not changing the song.

#317

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We got a big problem with the Maniac. Big problem with the Maniac.

#318

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What did he do? Did he kill somebody?

#319

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Unpaid parking tickets. Unpaid parking tickets?

#320

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- Maniac! - Oh, my boys. My boys.

#321

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Ohh! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

#322

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You know what? Da' Maniac loves you.

#323

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Even with your fea- Wait, wait! Even with your feathers!

#324

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Aw! I love you!

#325

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I love you too, man. I love you t...

#326

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Poor guy. I don't really love him. I don't love him at all.

#327

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I'm terrified of him. Look, you guys need a wrestler now.

#328

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We should take the Trash Man out of retirement. No, dude!

#329

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That is not going to happen. But we do need a wrestler.

#330

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I know. Guys, I'm thinking maybe we should do it.

#331

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Yeah. Right? We got the costumes. We got the passion.

#332

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We are just battling Cricket. It's just Cricket.

#333

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Pigeon Boys, let's do this!

#334

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No, we're not the Pigeon Boys. Birds of War.

#335

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Chicken Boys! No.

#336

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Are we sticking with the eagles? Yes. We're Birds of War.

#337

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Let's go with birdmen. We don't even look like eagles.

#338

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People don't know what kind of bird we would be.

#339

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And now the moment you've all been waiting for.

#340

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Introducing America's...

#341

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most hated terrorist...

#342

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the Talibum!

#343

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Whoo! A la la la la la la!

#344

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Boo to you.

#345

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America sucks!

#346

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Terrorists rule! A la la la la!

#347

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Ladies and gentlemen,

#348

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get ready to take flight...

#349

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with the Birds of War!

#350

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Whoo! What's up, America?

#351

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Hey, troops! Hey, guys!

#352

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Drop a beat for us. You ready?

#353

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Stomp, clap! Stomp, stomp, clap!

#354

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Stomp, clap! Stomp, stomp, clap! Come on, America!

#355

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Come on, y'all!

#356

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# Ah-ah-ah-ah The eagle's born out of thunder #

#357

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# Ah-ah-ah-ah He flies through the night #

#358

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# Ah-ah-ah-ah Don't you mess with his eggs now #

#359

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# Ah-ah-ah-ah Or you'll see us fight #

#360

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# Ah-ah-ah-ah Yes, we have feathers #

#361

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# Ah-ah-ah-ah But the muscles of men #

#362

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# Ah-ah-ah-ah 'Cause we're Birds of War now #

#363

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# Ah-ah-ah-ah But we're also men #

#364

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# Birds of War ##

#365

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They're not responding to the pageantry at all.

#366

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The whole second verse is completely ridiculous.

#367

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The second verse is necessary to clarify what we are.

#368

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We're miked. We're miked. We're not...

#369

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Our microphones are on. Are they hearing this?

#370

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- Do the routine. - Go.

#371

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Duck-and-roll routine! Duck-and-roll routine!

#372

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Whoo!

#373

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No, no. Cut it. Cut it. Not that one. I'm not doing that one.

#374

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Put the tape over it. The other song. Okay.

#375

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- ## - This one goes out to a very special soldier...

#376

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a Soldier of Fortune.

#377

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I'm your real Desert Rose.

#378

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That strange woman you've been hanging out with, she's an impostor.

#379

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# Baby- # Ahh!

#380

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- Ohh! - Yeah, bitch!

#381

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- Ohh! - She is a slut.

#382

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I think you broke my nose.

#383

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- Yeah, Talibum! A la la la la la la! -

#384

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- So, what do we do? - I think it's starting.

#385

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Yeah, all right. Go ahead.

#386

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Jump in the ring and fight Cricket.

#387

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Wooo!

#388

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I'm gonna get a little bit rough with you.

#389

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Ahh! Oh, what is that, sand?

#390

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Oh, Jesus Christ!

#391

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Ohh! Ahh!

#392

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- Come on, ref. Is that even legal? - I didn't see nothin'.

#393

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Cricket's gone crazy, man.

#394

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We can't let the Talibum win. All right, I got him.

#395

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Cricket, you son of a bitch. You think you're so tough, huh? Ahh!

#396

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Stop throwing sand! Stop!

#397

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Come on, bitch. You want some?

#398

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If I come in there, you're just gonna throw sand in my eyes,

#399

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so I'm gonna run away.

#400

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Ohh! A la la! America sucks!

#401

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Terrorists rule! Yeah!

#402

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Oh!

#403

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- He got me. - The Trash Man.

#404

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He got me with the can. Stop. Stop.

#405

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Ah, shit. Did I get you, Cricket?

#406

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Ohh!

#407

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Must've had an edge.

#408

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Oh.

#409

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Something in my eye. Ah! No.

#410

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Oh, God.

#411

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# I am a real American #

#412

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# Fight for the rights of every man #

#413

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# I am a real American #

#414

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I knew this shit wasn't fake.

#415

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# Fight for your life #

#416

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# I am a real American #

#417

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# Fight for the rights of every man # # American #

#418

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# I am a real American # # Oh, yeah #

#419

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# Fight for what's right Fight for your life #

#420

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# If you hurt my friends #

#421

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# Then you hurt my pride ##

#422

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ENGLISH - US - PSDH

#423

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