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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 6, Episode 11 — The Gang Gets Stranded in the Woods

Frank, I'd like to thank you for giving me

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- the opportunity of a lifetime. - Whatever.

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I hope they have some cool, exotic creatures

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for us to fiddle around with and play with.

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Dennis, we're going to an animal rights event.

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There's gonna be all sorts of exotic creatures there.

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- You think so? - Oh.

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Better have some cool stuff at this thing.

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I mean, the money I laid out for this charity, they could have built a zoo.

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Yeah. Actually, guys, zoos are animal prisons.

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You see, I've been boning up on my animal rights literature

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so I can have some talking points with Chase.

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He's a big animal rights lover, and he's gonna be there.

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Security is not gonna let you go

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- anywhere near Chase Utley, bro. - I doubt it.

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Those creepy letters you've been writing him?

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You've gotta be on a list somewhere.

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What are you giving me shit for, okay?

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Dee's the one going after Ryan Howard all of a sudden.

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Well, so what? Why is that weird? That makes perfect sense.

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I'm a hot, single lady. He's a hot, single man.

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Hot? Dee, you're pregnant as shit.

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- Frank, this shortcut sucks. - It ain't a shortcut.

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Well, why in the hell are we in the woods?

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Get on the A.C. Expressway.

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- It goes straight to Atlantic City. - I'm avoiding tolls.

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Okay, hold on a second. You're willing to shell out

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tons of money for a charity,

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and you can't spare a couple bucks for a toll road?

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What do you want me to do, give all my money to some toll jockey?

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- Yeah! - Just for riding on a street?

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- Squirrel! - What?

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Oh, thank God. That was close.

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Why did you do that, Mac? Goddamn it!

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You almost ran over that squirrel, Frank.

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So you should've let me mash it. It's just a dumb-ass squirrel.

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Hey, do not say stupid shit like that tonight at the animal rights event.

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But I can't wait to make my speech.

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I'm gonna get up there and lace into these liberal nut jobs.

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What? I thought you loved animals now.

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No. I only donated all this money so I could make a mockery of their cause.

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Animals should be food, rugs and trophies.

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Why do you think I'm wearing a leather suit?

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Are you? Is that leather?

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- You bet your ass it's leather. - Huh.

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I just assumed it was plastic.

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- Who wears a plastic suit? - I don't know, Frank.

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But I don't question the things you do anymore.

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Listen, I'm gonna call us a tow truck

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- and get us out of here. - Yeah.

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I'm not getting any bars though. You getting any bars, Frank?

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I got nothin'. What gives?

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What gives is that we're in the middle

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of goddamn nowhere.

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What happened? Are we in A.C.?

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No, we're not in A.C. because Mac wrecked the car,

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- and now we're stranded somewhere. - Oh, man!

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"Come to Atlantic City," you said.

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"Let us tie you up and put a sack on your head so you don't freak out.

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That'll be a good adventure," you said.

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Well, I'm freaking out a little bit.

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Relax. Relax, Charlie. This is gonna be a great adventure.

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This is exciting. This is the unknown. This is all part of it, man.

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Well, it ain't a great adventure to me.

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Riding on a private jet, sipping champagne,

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that's an adventure.

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Then why didn't you fly us in a private jet to A.C.?

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It's only 80 miles. You know how quick that trip would be?

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It'd be a total waste of money.

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This is why I don't leave Philly, all right.

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You leave Philly, and bad shit happens.

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I mean, trees? Everywhere trees? What the hell is this place?

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- All right. I'm hitching a ride back home. - Calm down, Char…

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Let's all walk, and we'll find some help, okay?

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I'm not walking, 'cause I got a baby on board, my feet hurt.

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I'm not going anywhere 'cause this suit is, like, chafing me up like crazy.

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Oh, Jesus. All right. Mac and I and Charlie

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will go find some help. Okay?

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Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! Except I'm not gonna go.

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I'm gonna hang back and oil up my glove.

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Your glo… What is your endgame in this?

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I'm gonna have a catch with Chase Utley.

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You… we got… Chase Utley is not gonna have a catch with you.

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- Come on. Come on. - Don't you say that, Charlie!

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- Don't you say that! - Listen. We're gonna find help.

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- Hurry. - Hurry up, guys. Hurry up.

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'Cause I got to get to Chase.

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Does the air taste weird out here, or is it just me?

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No. It's just you.

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Listen, I know you have a lot of anxiety going on right now.

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But you gotta understand, we're both in uncharted waters here.

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Wouldn't you say?

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But listen, you would consider me a pretty methodical person,

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- wouldn't you? - Oh, yeah, like a serial killer.

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Serial killer. I like that. I like that.

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It's a little bit of an exaggeration, but I see your point.

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- Yeah. - And I like it. I take it as a compliment.

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Well, listen, sometimes even I can't control everything.

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So when a new experience presents itself to me,

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- Say yes, huh? - Yeah. Hey, let me show you something.

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Let me show you something. Look.

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Huh. You wearing makeup?

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Well, I'm always wearing a little bit of foundation.

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Oh, shit! You got a lesion, dude.

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No, it's not… That's not a lesion. It's a hickey.

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You never seen a hickey?

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No, I have. Eew! Weird!

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I thought women our age didn't give hickeys anymore.

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Oh, no, they don't. Young ladies do though.

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And I met an extremely young lady the other day,

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- and she gave me this hickey. - Weird!

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No, she was legal. She was totally legal.

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I always check their licenses. That's not the point.

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The point is, how did I meet this young woman?

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Well, I got caught unexpectedly in a rainstorm one day,

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so I retreated into a local theater.

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There I caught a matinee.

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And during this matinee, I saw this young woman.

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I introduced myself.

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And we both got caught up in the moment,

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we said yes to the new experience,

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and that's how I wound up with this wonderful

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- and very sexual hickey. - Huh.

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You see where I… You see what I'm saying

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- about adventure, Charlie? - Yeah, you always say yes to everything.

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Well, no, I don't always say yes.

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That's absurd. I'd be a dead man, wouldn't I, if I said yes to everything.

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Oh, shit, dude. Look at that truck right there.

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- Oh, yeah. - Do you think there's someone in there?

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Well…

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what do we say in this scenario, Charlie?

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We say yes.

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We say yes.

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Hiya. Sorry to wake you up there. Sorry.

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What do you want?

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Our car broke down a little ways back.

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but I'm about to hit the road myself.

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- You can always hitch a ride with me. - Oh. Where you headed?

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Atlantic City.

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You got any munchies in the car? I'm grumbling.

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No, Frank, we don't have anything in the car…

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because we were starving ourselves for the casino buffet.

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It was only supposed to be a 45-minute drive.

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I gotta eat pretty soon. I'm starting to get woozy.

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Yeah, I'm starting to get woozy too.

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I've been starving myself for a few days for Chase.

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What?

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I wanted to create that sort of gaunt,

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angular look with my cheekbones to impress him.

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You know, give myself a more athletic look.

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But I'm starving.

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All right, let's jump into the forest and we'll find some food there.

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Holy shit balls! It's a rabbit!

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Whoa, whoa! Frank, no! We are not killing any animals, okay?

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Okay, fine. Dee, come with me.

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Where are you, wabbit?

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I'm gonna get you, wabbit.

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Oh.

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There you are.

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What the hell?

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Shit! How'd you do that?

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Why are you staring at me?

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Why are you giving me that look?

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Whoa.

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We're having a moment here, aren't we?

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You boys are, uh, awfully dressed up.

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Sure, yeah, well, we're on our way to Atlantic City for a charity event.

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You kind of threw me with those outfits.

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Don't usually find lot lizards out in the wild.

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A lot lizard would be a, uh…

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A lizard.

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You know. Truck stop whores. I mean…

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- Oh! - No offense.

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No, man, none taken, because we're not whores.

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- No, no, we're not prostitutes. - Definitely not a lizard.

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- Hey, hey. Shh. - Hey.

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Your secret's safe with me. Don't worry too. I'm not a cop.

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- We're not… - And I'm not gonna judge you neither.

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- I'm not surprised. - Oh, I appreciate that. I appreciate that.

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- But again, not prostitutes. - Not lizards though.

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Save your seduction for someone else.

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I do not tangle with lizards no more.

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No.

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Back in the day, sure, I would've indulged. Hell…

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I would've let you make me, uh, make me into a mailbox.

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I got a wife now.

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So I will not suck you, and I will not be sucked on by you.

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Okay? That's it.

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That's a 10-4.

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Yeah, we read you loud and clear.

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And just to reiterate, we don't suck on people.

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- We own a bar. - You run a bar?

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- Oh, I'm sure you do. - Yeah.

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How far are we from Atlantic City? Is it a long ride, or…

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We're a long way from Atlantic City, a long way.

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- Still got a ways, huh? - Yeah.

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It's grass, Mac. You're eating grass.

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Look, Charlie is a survivor. All right?

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Eew. What is that?

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That's a dead crow.

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Well, I'm definitely not eating that.

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Wait, wait, whoa. Why not?

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Because it is a disgusting dead bird, that's why.

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You eat dead chickens and dead turkeys all the time.

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- That's so hypocritical. - Okay, that's not hypocritical.

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People eat chickens and turkeys.

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- Nobody eats a crow. It's a trash bird. - You know what I do think?

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I think we're gonna give this crow a proper burial.

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Well, I'm not gonna do that. But what I will do is use it as bait. Ooh!

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What if we hide in the bushes

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to come along and grab it,

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- I'm gonna go to the car… - I'm not doing that. No!

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then we can pick up this trash bird with it, and we'll do my plan.

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- I'm not helping you. I'm not helping you. - That's all right. I'll do it myself.

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- I'll eat alone. - I'm gonna find Frank.

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- I'm gonna get him on my team, okay? - Good.

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Frank?

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Hey, Frank, where are you, bro?

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- Oh, there you are. - Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

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We've been staring at each other for 10 minutes.

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I… He's not afraid of me.

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He's looking at me like he knows me.

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He's looking at me like he can see right through my soul.

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He probably can, dude.

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That is the connection between man and beast.

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Animals can see souls. That is a fact of nature.

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No!

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- Deandra, what the hell are you doing? - It's cool, you guys, I got it.

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I got it. We can eat.

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We can't eat the rabbit. He's got my soul.

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- What are you talking about? - They had a moment, Dee.

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- They shared a connection. - I know it's cute, you guys,

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but, come on, this isn't about us anymore.

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I got to feed the baby. Mac, grab it by the head

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- and wring its neck off. - I would rather grab your head

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and wring your neck for wanting to kill this rabbit, all right?

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You want to eat it so bad, you kill it.

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Fine.

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I will kill it. I'll kill it, and I'll eat it myself.

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- I'm gonna kill the shit out of it. - Don't.

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Okay. This is us right here.

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Atlantic City.

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Great. Yeah, thanks… No.

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We were hoping to be dropped off at a casino though.

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- This is just a motel. - I know.

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And I thought we would slip into a room…

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and you…could check my oil.

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Oh. No.

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Um, what happened, man?

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- I don't know. - No, I'm sorry. I… No.

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Shoot, hell, maybe I knew I wanted it when I gave you the ride.

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- No, no, no, no. You're better, Byron. - Yeah!

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- Remember you changed? - Byron, you've changed.

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You don't want this kind of thing anymore.

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- No, I do want this kind of thing. - No, you don't.

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You would not suck me and you would not, um,

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- be sucked by me. - Be sucked by us!

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- I take that back. I don't mean that. - You can't take that back!

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- No take backs! - I didn't mean any of those things.

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Look, think about your wife. Remember, you said you love your wife.

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I do, I do, I do. I do, but… Good.

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I got cash in my pocket, I got desire in my heart,

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and I'm a-frothin' and a-foamin', and I was thinking… Hey. Hey.

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I got an idea.

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What do you say…

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we slip into a room and you two split me open

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- like a coconut? - Oh.

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Dennis, what do we say in this situation?

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We say no! We're gonna say no in this situation.

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- Why? No! Why? - Uh, it's just a…

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- Oh, my God, dude! - Look at that!

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Should've locked my damn door. Should've locked the door.

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Well, that was definitely an adventure, huh?

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Yeah, well, sometimes the adventures aren't always good ones.

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Yeah, but I said yes to the new experience. Right?

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I'm out of Philly, I'm alive, and I'm not afraid of truckers anymore.

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Yeah. Well, if anything, you should be more afraid of truckers now,

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but I do see your point.

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Hey, listen, I'm gonna try and get in touch with the guys, okay?

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Aw, shit.

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Dude, I left my jacket in the truck.

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I had everything in that jacket. It had all my money.

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It had my phone. Do you have any money?

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Uh, yeah, it's all right there.

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- I put it all on black. - What?

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- No, no, no, no, no! - Black wins!

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- Baby! - Oh, whew! God!

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- But that was lucky. That was lucky. - Yeah, I know.

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But you know what, dude? You were right.

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I said yes to this little adventure, and I won.

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- All right. - Would you like to bet again, sir?

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- Yes, I would. - No. No.

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- Let it ride, please. - What are you doing?

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Dude, I am gonna say yes to everything!

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We can't say yes to everything.

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- That is all of our money, dude. - No, it's all my money.

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You lost yours when you said no

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- to the trucker. - What?

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Did you want to say yes to the trucker? Did you want to go

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- bang the trucker in that motel? - I don't know.

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We say yes to the trucker, we go to the motel room,

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he passes out and dies, we walk away with a free 18-wheeler.

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Dude, we are gonna lose all of our money.

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- Black wins again! - Oh, baby! Whoo!

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Yes! Yes, yes!

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Let it ride, please. Let it ride.

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- Keep it coming. - Okay, okay, yeah, let it ride.

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I want to bash you, bunny.

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I want to give you one good bash and eat your sweet, delicious meat.

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You can't kill the rabbit, Deandra. It's got my soul.

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It's got the man's soul, Dee.

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Maybe I'll suffocate you. I'll suffocate your rabbit face.

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Then I'll just suck all the life out of it and then twist your neck and…

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Look, can we do this thing, for crying out loud?

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- Yes, absolutely. - This is absolutely ridiculous,

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holding a funeral for a crow.

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Yes, that's right, we are. We are honoring its life.

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- I want to say a couple words. - Yes, please.

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Uh, I've never been good to animals, wearing a leather suit and all.

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And, uh, also, I kicked a dog in a subway once.

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It was a real jerk move. I'm really sorry I did it,

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and I like animals now.

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That was beautiful, Frank.

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Okay, where the hell are Charlie and Dennis?

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I feel like they're not coming back for us.

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They're coming back, okay?

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Guys, let's just do the right thing.

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Good night, sweet prince.

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Oh, God, you… You've gotta be kidding me. Come on.

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- Ave Maria - FRANK: Ave Maria

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Are you kidding me?

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I mean, I never thought I would hold $15,000.

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That's amazing, bro. Listen, I thought I was teaching you today.

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Let me tell you something, my friend. You were teaching me.

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- I know. Look at all this amazing food. - Oh, I'm starving.

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I mean, they've got stuff I've never even seen before.

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- Yeah. - What is that?

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Hi there. You two are with the Reynolds party, yes?

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Yeah. Yes.

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- Is one of you Frank? - Oh, actually, uh…

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Yes.

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Hi, Mr. Reynolds. I'm Deborah. We spoke on the phone.

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Yes. Yes!

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Well, now, I know you'd like to say a few words.

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Is it all right if we have you up to speak now?

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- Uh… - Yes, it is.

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- Great. Well, come on. - Yes! Yes, yes, yes.

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Mr. Reynolds here is one of our largest new donors.

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Well, it's donors like him that makes our work for animals possible.

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Thank you. Thank you. I am Frank Reynolds.

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- Yes, yes, yes. - Yes, yes.

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"Yes." That's the word I want to talk about.

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- But first, let's talk about animals. - Yes.

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If animals have taught me anything,

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it's that you can easily die, and very quickly,

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under a bus and on the side of the road.

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- Yes. - Okay?

#379

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So you have to live in the now. Live in the now!

#380

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I'm gonna live in the now right now.

#381

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I'm gonna donate another $5,000 to this charity right now.

#382

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Oh! Oh! That's a… oh, you… That's too generous.

#383

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- This is for the rats! - Take it easy.

#384

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- All right. Oh! - Okay.

#385

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- For the rats, people. - Okay. Yeah.

#386

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- Yeah. - And I'm done.

#387

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- Good, good. - Uh, Mr. Reynolds,

#388

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there's one more thing. Per your request,

#389

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we were able to arrange a surprise night for your friend

#390

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with two true all-stars of our organization,

#391

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Chase Utley and Ryan Howard of the Philadelphia Phillies.

#392

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- Hi. - Mac, right?

#393

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Uh, yes.

#394

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I hear you're my number one fan.

#395

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Yes, I am. Hi. Hi.

#396

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What's up, brother? All right.

#397

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- Oh, my goodness. - Okay. All right, let's get crazy.

#398

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- Let's get crazy. - Let's get nuts, you guys.

#399

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I had a friend was a big baseball player

#400

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Back in high school

#401

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We went back inside, sat down

#402

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Had a few drinks…

#403

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- And you got a, uh… - Please don't touch me.

#404

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Yeah, they'll pass you by Glory days

#405

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I'm gonna need some more of that.

#406

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In the wink of a young girl's eye

#407

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Glory days

#408

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Glory days

#409

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- I got it. - Let's get a drink.

#410

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- No Mets fans! - Get out of here.

#411

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No Mets fans!

#412

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What are you thinking, coming in here, man?

#413

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- Is it cool? - It's cool.

#414

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All right.

#415

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Glory days

#416

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All right

#417

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Ooh, yeah

#418

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Well, all right…

#419

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Yeah!

#420

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Ooh, yeah…

#421

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All right…

#422

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Guys, guys, calm down. You're gonna hurt each other.

#423

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- Huh? - No, we're good, man.

#424

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- We're just having fun. - I just saw you bite that dude.

#425

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Yeah, it was a… He took a bite. It was a fair bite.

#426

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Yeah, he knew I could bite him a little bit.

#427

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Man, come here. Come here and wrestle with us, dude.

#428

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You guys are wasted, man. Let's wrestle.

#429

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Yeah, you're wasted.

#430

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- No, we're not. - You're not wasted?

#431

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No, no, we're completely sober.

#432

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- But you guys drank a lot though. - Yeah.

#433

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You guys drank more than anybody I've ever seen.

#434

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- Oh, really, dude? - Whoo!

#435

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- Good work, Charlie. Yeah! - That's what we do.

#436

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That's kinda what we do, man. We just drink.

#437

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Well, you know, it's been great, fellas, but we're gonna take off now.

#438

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- Oh! - Really? You guys gonna go?

#439

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Yeah, you guys… You guys try not to hurt anybody tonight, okay?

#440

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- No, no, no, we're good, dude. - Nah, dude, nah. No, we're…

#441

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- Get off me though, for real. - Okay.

#442

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- You guys take care, okay? - All right!

#443

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Whoo! Boy, that was a…

#444

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- …hell of a night, man. - Hell of a night, man.

#445

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Hey, how much money do we have left?

#446

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10,000 bucks.

#447

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I got an idea how we can spend that shit.

#448

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Champagne! Champagne! Champagne!

#449

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- Champagne! - Here we go, gentlemen.

#450

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- Hey! Thank you, Penelope. - There it is! Champagne!

#451

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- Oh, it's tearing me up inside. - What?

#452

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What? What's going on, Frank?

#453

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What are you doing?

#454

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I ate the crow.

#455

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- What… What'd he say? - What?

#456

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I ate the crow.

#457

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- Why? - Yeah. I dug it up last night.

#458

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I thought it would taste like chicken, but I was wrong.

#459

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- Oh, my… - I think I got to go to a hospital.

#460

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All right. All right, look.

#461

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They're clearly not coming back for us, okay?

#462

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I think we gotta start walking.

#463

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- Goddamn. - Yeah.

#464

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Oh, man.

#465

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Seriously, I'm gonna be sad when this is all over.

#466

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Yeah, well, all good adventures must come to an end at some point.

#467

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All good things are ending.

#468

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I shouldn't still be drinking.

#469

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- Hey. - Mm-hmm?

#470

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I just thought of one last thing that would be awesome.

#471

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Give me your phone.

#472

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Oh…

#473

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Oh, this is gonna be…

#474

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This is gonna be awesome, dude.

#475

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This is gonna be great.

#476

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Look at… Yeah!

#477

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I know, it feels like we're walking a lot here, bunny.

#478

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But I'll tell you what, as soon as we get back to the bar,

#479

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you can have as many carrots as your little heart desires.

#480

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Dee, first you wanted to kill it,

#481

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and now you're bringing it back to the bar?

#482

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Yeah. I named him Peter Peter Nickel-Eater.

#483

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'Cause last night in the car he tried to eat a nickel.

#484

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It was the cutest thing I've ever seen.

#485

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I say you bash its brains in right now.

#486

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I'm done liking animals. This crow is eating me alive!

#487

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Frank, you are sick…

#488

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because you ate rancid, maggot-filled meat, not because of animals.

#489

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And, Dee, you've got to set that rabbit free.

#490

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- Really? - Yes!

#491

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It needs to live in the wild,

#492

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where it can be free and safe

#493

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in the loving embrace of Mother Nature, okay?

#494

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Trust me, Peter Nickels-Eater is gonna be much happier.

#495

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Yeah, all right. You're right.

#496

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Okay, buddy, I love you, but go back to your family now.

#497

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- Go on. - Okay. See? He's happier already.

#498

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He's gonna go back to his mother and father,

#499

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and he's gonna have a wonderful life.

#500

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Goddamn it.

#501

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- Goddamn it! - Okay, nature is bullshit.

#502

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- I'm done with this. - I told you animals suck.

#503

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Okay. Wait. Was that a text?

#504

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- You getting reception? - Yeah, I guess I'm getting reception.

#505

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I just got a text.

#506

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- Oh, it's from Dennis. - Oh.

#507

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I think he sent me a picture.

#508

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No.

#509

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No!

#510

⇓

Oh! You guys! You guys, a car!

#511

⇓

- No. - Hey!

#512

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- Hi-yo! Oh-oh-oh, we're saved! - Hey! Hey!

#513

⇓

Oh, good.

#514

⇓

Hey there! Y'all need a ride?

#515

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- Yes. Yes. - Yeah!

#516

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Must be hot, huh? Oh! Hey, you! Mr. Hottie!

#517

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Come on now.

#518

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