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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 6, Episode 9 — Dee Reynolds: Shaping America's Youth

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Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Episode title: Dee Reynolds: Shaping America's Youth
Air date: November 11, 2010
Director: Matt Shakman
Top billed cast: Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Rob Mac, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito
Motivated by the drama teacher who inspired her, Dee takes a job as a substitute teacher, and exposes her students to the culture of Paddy's with a field trip to see the Gang's take on the Lethal Weapon series: Lethal Weapon 5.
Source: TMDB
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Here comes my main man, Matty.
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Time for a haircut, Matty, though.
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Don't make me give it to you.
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You the man, Professor.
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You're the man if you stay in school, JJ.
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All right.
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All right, you.
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Lisa, how's the GPA?
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Keep it up, up, up, up, up!
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Professor!
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Hey, there's my man.
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Oh, time-out, son!
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Hang on, son.
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Uh, did you forget something here?
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Sorry?
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This orange, it belong to you?
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Uh, no.
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Looks pretty good, not too peeled.
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Pretty intact here. You want it?
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No, thanks, I'm cool, Professor.
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You're cool? Well, when you're cool, you're cool.
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Hey, Dee, how's it going?
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Teacher's lounge. Pretty sweet.
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How'd you swing that?
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I'm a teacher now, Charlie.
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I'm subbing for Dr. Myers while he gets his hip fixed.
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Look at us with our new careers, huh?
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How about that?
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Well, yours is kinda the same, you know, 'cause you've
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always sort of been a janitor.
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Ah, but I'm thriving here, I'll tell you what.
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Uh-huh, yea Did you get that orange out of the garbage?
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I sure did.
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Can you believe that?
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Someone threw this away, perfectly good orange, you know?
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They were digging at it a little bit and must've
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given up, but... Don't eat trash, Charlie.
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I'll eat what I want to eat, okay?
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Miss Reynolds, please report to the front office immediately.
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You have an emergency call.
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Miss Reynolds, to the front office, please.
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Emergency?
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Jump on that.
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Hello.
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Yeah, hey, Dee, it's Dennis, Mac and Frank.
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Hey, what's the matter?
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I've only just heard, I've only just heard your belly's so
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fat, you make John Candy look like Lara Flynn Boyle.
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Snap!
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What?
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We've been on the snap-joke kick about your
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pregnant body, but since you're not around, we decided to call you.
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He's talking about Lara Flynn Boyle jokes.
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I think we got some better ones.
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Goddammit, guys.
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I am a teacher now.
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I don't have time for your shit, you dumbass dickbags!
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Wrong number. Sorry.
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Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com
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Okay, good morning, everybody.
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Hi. Good morning.
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Uh, as you are all aware,
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Dr. Myers recently broke his hip, and
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unfortunately, I've been given some
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devastating news that he's taken a turn for the worse,
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and he's died.
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Now while we all feel robbed of him here on Earth,
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heaven above has just received another angel.
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And that is what you call...a monologue!
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You guys, you're all going to be doing your own monologues in this class.
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Now, they're not gonna be as good as mine just was, but listen,
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I don't want you to beat yourselves up for...
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Okay, okay, I'm confused.
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So, Dr. Myers isn't dead?
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No, no, no, not dead.
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Very much alive, but that's the power of acting.
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Do you see what I'm saying? One minute dead...
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The next minute alive... Resurrection.
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It's all acting. Everywhere there's acting.
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Let's talk about you guys.
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Why don't you tell me, uh, what your favorite play is.
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Raise your hand if you've ever seen live theater.
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Seriously? Are you kidding me?
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All right, that's it.
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I am taking you guys on a field trip to Broadway!
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I'm taking you to New York City.
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Yeah!
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Hey, fat bitch, how you doing today, Richard?
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He's a happy clown.
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Hey-hey-hey, break it up, break it up!
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Oh, come on.
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All right, which one of you guys did this?
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Who painted your face, kid?
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I did. He's a dumbass juggalo.
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Juggalos for life, bitch!
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Watch what you say, Richard.
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Hey, hey, you watch what you say!
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All right, you know what?
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I want the three of you out of the bathroom.
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I'm talking to the clown. Let's go.
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And I got my eyes on you guys for the rest of the year.
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Yeah, I've sized you up, I've strip you down.
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I don't like what I see.
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I'm not impressed.
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Big tough guys, huh? Big tough guys!
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All right, kid, what's going on with the clown makeup, though?
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You're sticking out like a sore thumb.
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That's 'cause I'm a juggalo... ICP! Insane Clown Posse, yo.
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I don't know what that... You have a posse? Well, good.
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Stick with your insane clown people, and you won't get jumped.
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They're a band, dude.
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I'm, like, a die-hard fan.
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We're called juggalos.
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Where are you real friends, dude?
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I lost all my friends.
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Aw, shit, man.
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I lost all my friends, too.
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All right, I'll tell you what.
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You know, if you want to wear your clown makeup in school, wear it.
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I got your back. You won't get jumped.
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Yeah, I ain't exactly allowed to wear my makeup in school, though.
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Oh, really?
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- Bunch of bullshit, dawg! - That is bullshit!
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All right, kid, today's your lucky day, all right?
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We're gonna talk to the principal, okay?
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'Cause the Professor just took an interest in ya!
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I'm bored to tears!
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Let's go harass Charlie and Dee.
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We don't need Charlie and Dee to have fun, okay?
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We can figure out something to do without them.
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Hey, you know, guys, now might be a good time to do our Lethal Weapon 5 reshoots.
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Why would we do reshoots on that? That movie was perfect.
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Yeah, I was great in it, and my villain was very evil.
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Yeah, no, you did a great job, Frank.
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I'm not talking about that. Your villain was amazing.
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I'm referring more at the black face.
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- With its all... - What's wrong with the black face?
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Well, I seriously regret switching parts with you halfway
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though and letting you play Murtaugh in blackface.
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I feel like it was in very poor taste in retrospect.
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I think it was in poor taste that you were doing Murtaugh in whiteface.
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I mean, for God's sakes, Dennis, what message does that send?
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A lot of great actors have done blackface.
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Oh, you know, there's countless examples of very classy actors doing blackface.
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Let's see, we've got the great C. Thomas Howell in Soul Man,
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we've got the Wayans brothers in White Chicks.
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That was a very tasteful example of reverse blackface.
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Okay, those are bad examples, okay?
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There's tons of good examples of old movies with... Frank, help me out.
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Laurence Olivier in Othello.
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Laurence Olivier in Othello, dude.
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That's, like, the classiest actor of all time. Perfect.
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Yeah, but I guarantee you there was some black people that
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were working on that movie that were, like, "Man, what dat white man doing?
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Come on. That ain't right. Get a black man."
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Okay, so hold on.
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What kind of voice is that?
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You're doing a black voice and that's not racist?
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I'm just saying that's how black people talk. That's not racist.
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So you would do a black guy with a black voice,
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but not a black guy with a black face?
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I don't have a problem at all with doing a black voice.
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That's just an accurate portrayal... I don't understand that, dude.
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I'm just saying it's just about doing it tastefully, okay?
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Yeah, and you got to make the lips funny.
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Oh, no! Oh, no!
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- No, no, no. What? - They have to be funny.
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The lips have to be outlined. It's not about being funny at all, okay?
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It's not about funny.
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It's about... Oh, my God, I'm getting pissed off!
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Well, you can't do the voice without the lips.
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Okay, all right, everybody calm down.
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Clearly, we're not gonna come to any conclusions here today,
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so let's move past it.
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Let's do something else.
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Okay, right.
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We can find something to do.
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Let's just figure it out.
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Let's just figure it out.
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Let's put our heads together.
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Come on. Think, think.
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So, you want to take them to New York.
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Yes, to Broadway.
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And I tell you what, I brought it up... the kids are super stoked about it.
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Now, let's talk hotel rooms.
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Um, you know, I-I... I guess the first point I'd like to... to make... Mm-hmm?
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...uh, Miss Reynolds, is, uh, you are a substitute.
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That's right.
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So I really don't think you should be hauling students across state lines.
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Hmm.
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Secondly... secondly, the funding for arts programs here
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is pretty much... it's pretty much nonexistent.
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Oh.
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It's shameful, but that's the way it is, so even if I did have
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the money, I would never... and I emphasize never... give it to
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someone whom I've just met.
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Knock, knock, knock.
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Uh, am I interrupting?
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Yes, we're right in the middle of something.
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Hey, Dee.
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She's not giving you too much trouble, is she?
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No.
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Oh, my gosh.
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So you two know each other.
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No, we met in the... Yeah, we're best friends.
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Best friends.
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We're best friends. Excellent.
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That's odd, because you're a janitor.
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Yeah, uh, but Ritchie here is a hell of a kid, and he's struggling.
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Juggalo, bro.
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Juggalo... he's a juggalo.
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It's sort of a clown posse.
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I figured you and I were getting tight enough that I could maybe
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Uh, well, uh... you know, it's school policy that no one
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should paint their face.
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So... that's the rule, and that's the end of that.
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- That's the rule. - Yep.
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- There's no wiggle room there. - No.
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All right, tell you what.
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I'll take him down to the locker room, I'll lather him up real
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good, I'll strip all these silly-ass clothes off him, and
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I'll clean him, sparking clean.
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Brand-new kid for you.
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Bring him back up.
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No, no, no, please, don't bathe the students.
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You're right.
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He's a big man. He can bathe himself, can't you, Rich?
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Let's go, Ritchie.
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You're getting cleaned up.
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Come on!
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Oh, I'd rather you didn't do that, either.
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Okay, there it is.
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Okay, this is a terrible example of blackface.
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This guy isn't even trying to look like a real person.
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Well he almost got the mouth right...
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That's what I'm saying about the lips.
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They got to be... The lips are the most offensive part.
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Look, the guy is bugging his eyes out like a cartoon character, okay?
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You just cannot cast a white man as a black man and paint his face black.
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- You can't do it. - They're actors.
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They're trying to create an illusion.
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You know, in the Lord of the Rings movie, Ian McKellen plays a wizard.
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Do you think he goes home at night and shoots laser beams
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into his boyfriend's asshole?
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I don't think so, dude.
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Tom Cruise is a midget, all right, but he plays guys that
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Yeah, but again, nobody's buying that, either.
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Okay, look. Look at this.
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This is Laurence Olivier in Othello, and this is James Earl Jones.
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Now, look at how close they look.
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James Earl Jones has a black face! He's a black man.
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- He's not black. James Earl Jones... - Of course, he's black!
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Darth Vader was black?
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See, okay, there we go. Darth Vader was not black.
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They took the mask off. He was white.
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I'm telling you, look, look. We got to agree on this.
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The whole idea is getting the right color shoe polish.
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No!
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Oh, Frank, if you're starting with shoe polish, you're
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starting off on the wrong foot, buddy. No way.
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Shoe polish? Come on.
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And he's on your side.
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Stop arguing for me, okay?
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- I got it. - Hold on, this is Dee.
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Let-let's... Hey, hey, Dee, uh, can you weigh in on something for us?
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We're trying... Hey, no, no time.
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Uh, listen, I need you to do something for me.
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Can you clear out the bar?
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Because I'm going to bring some students from the classroom
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Why?
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Because I need these kids to respect me, you know, and I want
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to show them how cool I am, so... plus I feel like this
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would be a really good opp... Oh, Dennis, Dennis, cover it up, cover it up.
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Then we can get an audience to weigh in.
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That's not a bad idea.
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We can really take the temperature on this with a large group.
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Yeah. Kids are honest as shit.
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Yeah.
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Hi! Hello!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Dee, we're on it.
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We'll take care of the movie.
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No, no, you're not taking care of the movie.
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You're not railroading me on this, okay?
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This is my thing, it's my movie. Don't... I'll do the movie.
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No, Dee, it's a classic. Okay? It's Shakespeare.
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Othello, Laurence Olivier. Come on.
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Othello.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I have to apologize.
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That's actually a really good idea.
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Ooh, plus it'll give me the opportunity... Okay, enough of that.
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Guys, let's get set up for a screening.
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All right, let's do it.
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Uh, gentlemen, hello. How do you do?
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Long time, no see.
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I'd like to introduce you to my protégé Ritchie.
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- Ritchie, these are the guys. - Oh.
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Hello. What up? Juggalo for life.
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- What the hell is he talking about? - Drop it with the whole juggalo thing.
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You're embarrassing me.
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Okay, now, I know you're all super stoked about watching
stokedsuperwatching
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a movie in a bar, but we're just going to keep it on the down-low.
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You know what I mean?
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We don't need your parents and the principal finding out.
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It's just our little secret.
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- I've been in a bar before. - No, you haven't.
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I've been in this bar before, so... Okay, you know what?
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Let's just watch the movie and stop with our smart mouths.
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Without further ado, Othello.
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So I guess this is a Shakespearean movie.
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It's going to be a little bit boring.
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Oh, shit, Lethal Weapon 5!
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This is great.
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What the hell is this?
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It's our movie.
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It's a much more modern-day example of blackface.
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Yeah, it's the most direct way to clear up our argument,
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Dee, so... What argument?
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What are you talking about?
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The movie's on.
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This is a good movie, Ritchie.
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You're going to enjoy this.
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Man, I ain't seen the first couple, though.
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Happy retirement, Rog.
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I'll be happy when I'm far away from your sorry ass, Riggs.
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Just blow out the candles, Rog, make a wish.
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Ah, I never know what to wish for with these damn things.
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That voice really is amazing, dude.
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Oh, thanks, man, thank you.
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Riggs, Murtaugh, bad news, fellas.
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Hey, Captain.
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Turns out another person just died from tainted tap water.
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Turns out someone taint... someone tapped the tainted water supply.
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We should have cut him out completely.
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The person who just died was your wife.
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Riggs...
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Yeah, Rog.
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I just thought of my wish.
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You like sharks, Detective?
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Powerful and majestic creatures.
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What is going on?
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Where are you?
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Frank splurged on a green screen.
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Yeah, but he wouldn't pay for the green screen on our side,
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so... We're not in the back office.
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We're-we're in a casino.
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Why would I know anything about the tainted water?
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Maybe because your rival tribe owns the water rights to half of Los Angeles.
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I need clean drinking water, too!
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Even sharks need water.
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Excuse me. If you leave now, I have some pressing matter to deal with.
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Kinda comes out of nowhere, but at least it's classy.
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Here comes the turn.
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I don't know why we, uh...
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Oh, Chief!
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Don't say anything. Quiet!
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Quiet. Good. Very nice. Oh!
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Oh, come on.
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This is unwatchable.
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Gotta dive in.
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Just finish already!
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Now that you're Riggs and not Murtaugh, and I have caught
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you, you are going to get it.
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Wait. You guys switched parts?
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Yeah, yeah.
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No!
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As more people die, the city will be looking to new resources
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for water like my tribe!
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- And you can bet your boots, Detective, that this time... - This is regrettable.
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You're supposed to be... a noble people.
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I tire of this conversation.
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Do you have any last words?
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Yeah, I got some last words.
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Go suck an egg.
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Oh, yeah, go suck an egg.
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Suck an egg?
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Sounds like you guys are having a great party.
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Why wasn't I invited?
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Oh!
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It's playing. It's playing.
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Son of a bitch.
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This is the greatest movie I've ever seen.
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Are you filming this, Ritchie?
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No. Come on, dude.
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That's-that's bootlegging.
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I'll get you a copy, don't bootleg.
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Okay, you want to dance?
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How about a little tainted tap water?
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Oh.
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Yes! Yes!
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Great job, Rog.
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That's one... fried turkey.
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All right. Let's get out of here.
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We got 'em... baby.
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I miss you, kid.
miss
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d There's a hungry road backed with lonely hopes gonna eat me up... d
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Okay. Wow.
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I think that video says more than I ever could.
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As does that.
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- Right. - Mm-hmm.
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So... we're fired, yeah?
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Oh, absolutely.
absolutely
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Yeah.
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Probably never should have been hired in the first place, though, huh?
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That was my bad.
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Right, that's on you.
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Yeah, I probably won't be here much longer myself.
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No, I don't imagine you will on account of the...
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I got something that might cheer us up...
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Aah... Who wants a little bit of...
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a little bit of deliciousness here?
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I'm not gonna eat that.
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