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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 6, Episode 5 — Mac and Charlie - White Trash

Yo! Hey! Come on, bro,

#1

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- help us out here! - Swim time, my man.

#2

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- It's a heat wave, dude! - Heat wave!

#3

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- Heat wave! - Heat wave, my man.

#4

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I'm sorry about that. Can I help you?

#5

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- Yeah, two, checking in for the pool. - Check us in. Check us in.

#6

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Uh, sorry, sir. You can't bring beer onto the premises.

#7

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What? You can't drink in this pool?

#8

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- No. - That's kind of weird.

#9

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Charlie, chug this.

#10

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- Yeah, we'll pound 'em. - We'll just have to finish these out here.

#11

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Why don't you help us out?

#12

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- The boss isn't around. - Oh, no. I'm good.

#13

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- All right. More for us. - You sure?

#14

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I'm sure. Yeah.

#15

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I'm gonna assume you guys aren't members here.

#16

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You know what? Why don't you sign us up?

#17

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We'll blaze through these in no time.

#18

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If you'd like to join our swim club,

#19

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you need to be sponsored by two existing members.

#20

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But I'm sorry to tell you

#21

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that membership is currently at capacity.

#22

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- At capacity? - Yeah.

#23

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We're in the middle of a terrible heat wave

#24

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and you happen to be at capacity for us.

#25

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Well, you can try the public pool.

#26

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Oh, thank you.

#27

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Thank you for your suggestion.

#28

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- We're out of here. Let's go. - Yeah.

#29

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- you. - You don't have to… Oh, sir.

#30

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I cannot believe that that just happened, in this day and age.

#31

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I know. I can't believe there's such a big list.

#32

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Mm-mm. Don't you get it, dude?

#33

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They'll always be "at capacity" for us.

#34

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I don't get that at all. Is that what he said?

#35

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Don't you get it? We got big-timed. He called us lower class.

#36

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- He called us lower class? - Yeah.

#37

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But I wouldn't argue with that. We're definitely lower class.

#38

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I'm not disputing that fact.

#39

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I'm saying we shouldn't get boxed out for it. It's bullshit.

#40

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Honestly, I just wanna go swimming.

#41

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Should we suck it up and go to the public pool?

#42

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Ugh! Gross, dude. I will not go to that disgusting public pool.

#43

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People there are gross.

#44

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I got a good idea. Let's get out of here.

#45

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There she is.

#46

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This is what I'm talking about, bro.

#47

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Man, the old diving pool.

#48

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Remember how much fun we used to have here?

#49

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It's all deep end.

#50

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Hell, yeah, we had fun, dude.

#51

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Because this was a pool for people like us.

#52

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Street guys. And I think it's clear why it looks like shit now.

#53

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'Cause Jamie Nelson drowned in it.

#54

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What? No.

#55

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No, I was gonna say it was because of a pattern of discrimination,

#56

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because this was a pool for lower-class people.

#57

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- Dude, what? - Yeah. Look, dude,

#58

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I say it's time we take matters into our own hands with this.

#59

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- What you thinking? - I'm saying we fix up this pool.

#60

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Man, I'm gonna have to keep tinkering with the AC 'cause I can't feel it at all.

#61

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Can you feel it?

#62

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Charlie, you gotta focus? A pool is a major investment.

#63

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So if we're gonna get Frank on board with this,

#64

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we have to approach him as equals.

#65

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Is that why you got that gold chain?

#66

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That's why I got the gold chain.

#67

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Okay. I see what you're going after here.

#68

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- Hey, Frank! - Yeah.

#69

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We have a bit of a presentation for you.

#70

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Can you come down?

#71

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Oh, what's up? What's with the sheet?

#72

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Not just yet, okay? Please, have a seat.

#73

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Charlie, get Frank a beer.

#74

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Don't do airplane noises.

#75

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- Just give him the beer. - Good move.

#76

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Why don't we get beers?

#77

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Because you're not even supposed to be here.

#78

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Frank is the audience. So just keep your mouth shut.

#79

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Sheet, sheet, sheet.

#80

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Okay, ready. Hey, here we go!

#81

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Boom! Pool!

#82

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Charlie and I found this abandoned pool that we used to swim in when we were kids.

#83

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It's, like, full of

#84

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- all sort of branches and shit. - It's a big mess.

#85

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If we have a little bit of money, we can clean it up…

#86

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- Pass. - No. Just let me finish.

#87

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- I have a whole thing… - Pass. It's too much work.

#88

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What else you got?

#89

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Is this 'cause you guys are still all pissed off

#90

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about not getting into that swim club?

#91

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Look, if you guys were there, you would know how we feel.

#92

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Oh, no. Stop right there. We would not know how it feels

#93

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'cause Dee and I would have waltzed right into that swim club.

#94

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You don't lump Dennis and me in with you. We're high class, so…

#95

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You should've seen this guy. He would have lumped the shit out of you.

#96

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Dennis, we live in the same apartment.

#97

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Let me explain to you guys a little something about how class works.

#98

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You're born into class. It's about pedigree. It's about upbringing.

#99

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It has nothing to do with your present circumstances.

#100

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No, see, Dennis and I were born upper class,

#101

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and therefore we currently are and will forever remain upper class.

#102

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Frank, stop picking your teeth for one second and back us up on this.

#103

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Look, I quit on that shit. You understand?

#104

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I quit on it. I don't give a rat's ass about class.

#105

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I live on the fringe. Fringe class is where I am.

#106

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Okay, great. You're in the fringe class. I still maintain

#107

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that Dee and I are in the upper class.

#108

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All this talk has me thinking about taking a dip.

#109

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- I'm hot as shit, Dee. - Oh, yeah.

#110

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We could go pop a hydrant.

#111

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- Now we'd beat the heat that way. - I'm not popping shit.

#112

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That's about as low class as it gets. Dee?

#113

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- Swim club. - Swim club.

#114

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- Later, bitches. - Okay.

#115

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Sorry, sir. We are at capacity.

#116

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Capacity? That is unbelievable

#117

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that you would use the word "capacity" with us.

#118

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We truly could not admit you, even if you had the sponsors, which you don't.

#119

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Okay, well, we know you. You could sponsor us.

#120

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I don't know what kind of idea you have about us, but we are like you.

#121

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Send a little something sweet his way, maybe.

#122

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- Oh. A little sweetness? - Want a little something sweet?

#123

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All right. If that's the only language

#124

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- he understands… - In the mood for sweets?

#125

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Sir, please, you're just embarrassing yourself now.

#126

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Oh, I'm embarrassing?

#127

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I'm embarrassing myself?

#128

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Said the elitist pool guy.

#129

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You know what, Dee? I don't even think I'd want to be a part

#130

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of some exclusionary pool club

#131

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propagated by this man, this hatemonger.

#132

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Oh, yeah, I'm with you.

#133

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I bet you don't even have any Black people here.

#134

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Excuse me, ma'am, but there is an African-American family right there.

#135

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Oh, well, good for you!

#136

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You keep a couple of token ones around, do you?

#137

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- Parade 'em around like dancing monkeys? - Right. Oh, no.

#138

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- That's not… I didn't mean it like that. - Monkeys?

#139

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- It's a… It's a phrase that means… - It's a phrase.

#140

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- …performing on command. - Listen. Listen.

#141

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You are more than happy to try the public pool.

#142

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Oh, can we? Well, maybe we will.

#143

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Yeah, because we have class.

#144

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And having class means being able to mix with people that are beneath you.

#145

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- Mm-hmm. - Come on.

#146

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Your shirt doesn't even fit.

#147

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Wanna be an elitist, get yourself a tailor.

#148

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Oh.

#149

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- Oh! Oh! - No, Dee, that's…

#150

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- …severely lacking in class. - Yeah. Too much? My bad. Got carried away.

#151

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Oh, Jesus Christ. It's like a goddamn zoo!

#152

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Uh, there's a very disturbing lack of adults here.

#153

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That girl just jumped in with her sneakers on.

#154

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These people all have sneakers on.

#155

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All right. You know what's happening here?

#156

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We're experiencing a bit of culture shock.

#157

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These people are very different from

#158

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the people that are at our normal pool environment,

#159

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and this whole environment is very different.

#160

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And that's okay. That's okay. It's not a bad thing.

#161

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- Dennis. Deandra. - Yeah.

#162

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What are you doing here?

#163

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I tried to pop a hydrant, but there was no lookout, so I got shut down.

#164

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I see that you have a towel. Where did you get that?

#165

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I don't see any attendants around here.

#166

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Oh, I bartered fringe style with that guy over there.

#167

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I gave him a bite of my hot dog, he's letting me use his towel.

#168

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- Want a bite? - No.

#169

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- Yo, Mac! - Yeah.

#170

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Hey, dude. I think this right here has got "keeper pile" written all over it.

#171

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We could set some of this up strategically

#172

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to represent where all the cool shit in the pool's gonna be.

#173

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Like, you know, this rusty bike frame?

#174

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We could say, "That's where the swim-up bar is."

#175

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- Swim-up bar. That's good, dude. - Yeah.

#176

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Man, I got a whole plan, like,

#177

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we'll dip one of those cans with the string on it into the water,

#178

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and when we're underwater, we'll place our order.

#179

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You know, "Two beers, please."

#180

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And when we swim up to the top,

#181

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Dennis hands them to us.

#182

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Well, I was thinking we'd be at capacity for Dennis, but

#183

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if he's serving us, that makes him lower than us,

#184

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- so that's cool. - He'll be lower than us.

#185

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- Don't worry about that. - I don't wanna put a tin can in the water

#186

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though with a string 'cause we're not eight.

#187

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I just thought it'd be cool. Put it in your ear. Put it in your mouth.

#188

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Yeah, that's not cool, but…

#189

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- Well, it's classy. - Eh, neither.

#190

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All right. Well, you wanna pop down here

#191

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- and help me chuck this mattress out? - Yeah.

#192

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It's the last big thing I got.

#193

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Yeah, we'll get all of this out of here.

#194

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Ooh! God, dude, it's really squishy.

#195

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Yeah, it's covered in chlorine water, but, you know, it's clean.

#196

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There hasn't been chlorine in here since Jamie Nelson.

#197

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It's probably raw sewage that's been sitting here.

#198

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Yeah, it's got a sewage-y smell.

#199

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- Yeah. All right. - Let's just chuck it out. Ready?

#200

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- Yeah, let's get it out of here. - All right. Give it a boost.

#201

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- You ready? - One, two, three.

#202

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Whoo!

#203

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- I'm strong, dude. - I'm definitely getting stronger.

#204

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- Whoo! - Wow, dude. This pool is sweet.

#205

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It's super deep.

#206

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Yeah, I know. I know.

#207

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Yeah. Hey, dude, um, how have you been getting in and out of here?

#208

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I was climbing up the mattress, sort of like a ladder-type situation.

#209

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Aw, shit.

#210

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Ho…

#211

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Are we stuck in here?

#212

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I think we're stuck.

#213

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Help!

#214

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- Help! - Help!

#215

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- Come on! - Come on, man.

#216

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I can't even make out an angle to do a lap or anything.

#217

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- Ow! Son of a bitch! - What? What?

#218

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I just stepped on broken glass. Ow!

#219

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Oh, my God. There are shards of broken glass

#220

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all over the bottom of the pool.

#221

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Well, now I know why people are wearing shoes.

#222

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- Yeah. Now the shoes make a lot of sense. - Okay. Frank.

#223

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What in the hell are you doing with that watermelon, man?

#224

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- You ever play this game? - No.

#225

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You grease the watermelon up, you throw it in the pool.

#226

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Everybody goes crazy trying to grab it. They can't grab it.

#227

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Greased watermelon!

#228

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Here it comes! Try to grab it!

#229

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- Oh, no! - Come on.

#230

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Come on.

#231

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Ugh. I can't believe you borrowed hot dog guy's towel.

#232

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- Yeah, well, I'm not proud of it. - Gross.

#233

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- Listen, I have a proposition. - Yeah, I have a proposition, too.

#234

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Let me walk in front of you so you don't get your blood all over my feet.

#235

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Yeah, that's fair. Hey, why don't we call Mac and Charlie?

#236

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I just feel like their pool has gotta be better than this.

#237

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No. We don't want them to know we didn't get into the private swim club.

#238

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- Oh, son of a bitch! - What?

#239

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Which one of you little shits stole my shoes? God damn it!

#240

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I'm putting out a feeler call.

#241

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Stride, stride, stride, stride, execute.

#242

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Ah! Ah!

#243

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Okay. I see what the problem is.

#244

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This move is intended for a back flip,

#245

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and what I need to do is a front flip.

#246

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If you needed a back flip, I'd be up that wall in a second, bro.

#247

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- No, you just wouldn't. - Yeah.

#248

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You wouldn't because you don't know how to do a back flip.

#249

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Charlie, I do back flips

#250

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- every single day of my life - No, you don't.

#251

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I have never seen you… Do a back flip right now, please.

#252

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Can I see one? Let's see one.

#253

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Well, I need to stay focused

#254

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and conserve energy, and that's…

#255

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What if I need to do a back flip later?

#256

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You're not gonna need to! You need to do some kind of flip now!

#257

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And you don't know how 'cause you don't know how to flip or do karate!

#258

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All you know how to do is talk me into doing shit

#259

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where I get stuck in a pool where I'm definitely gonna die!

#260

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Oh, wait. My phone's ringing.

#261

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Hang on. My phone's ringing.

#262

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You've had a cell phone this entire time, dude? Are you kidding me?

#263

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Shh. Yello!

#264

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Hey, Charlie. Dennis and I were just…

#265

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No, no. Leave my name out of it.

#266

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It's Dee and Dennis. They'll rescue us.

#267

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No, dude. Do not tell them that we're stuck in here.

#268

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Why?

#269

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Because getting stuck in an abandoned pool is extremely low class.

#270

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Dennis will sink his teeth into it.

#271

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I feel like if I talk to him, it's gonna slip out.

#272

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- Well, just don't let it slip out. - I kind of wanna tell him.

#273

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- Oh, my God. Just give me the phone. - We're stuck in a pool!

#274

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It's Mac.

#275

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How's it going over there in your

#276

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deserted mine shaft or whatever?

#277

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It's pretty sweet here. Okay?

#278

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It's very private. Probably way more private than your piece-of-shit pool.

#279

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Really? Well, I doubt that.

#280

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Is that Mexican music?

#281

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Oh, the music.

#282

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Uh, you know, that's… You know what it is.

#283

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It's one of the attendants. He's walking around with a ghetto blaster,

#284

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serving us drinks and just making us comfortable, giving us hats.

#285

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Why does it sound so echo-y over there?

#286

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Nothing but relaxation going on over here.

#287

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- It's very relaxe-y. - We're stuck in the pool!

#288

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And, uh, that's probably what you're hearing is the relaxation.

#289

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Hey! Hey! Those are my shoes!

#290

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What?

#291

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The attendant, you know, he just walked off with my shoes,

#292

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and it made me mad because he didn't ask.

#293

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But,

#294

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it's great because in the end I'm gonna end up with polished shoes.

#295

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You know how it goes. Okay, bye.

#296

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Damn it, dude.

#297

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That private pool's awesome. They have attendants.

#298

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Oh, my God. Who's in attendance? How many people?

#299

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She didn't say anything. No, people that wait on them hand and foot.

#300

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- Oh, my God. Really? - Yes. Oh, my God.

#301

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All right.

#302

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Dude, since when do you have a cell phone?

#303

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I buy 'em all the time.

#304

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You prepay for it, and then you buy it and you throw it away.

#305

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There's a name for it.

#306

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- A burner? - That's a burner.

#307

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- Dude, this is what drug dealers buy. - Oh, really?

#308

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This is a very specific sect of lower class, okay?

#309

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This is like felon class.

#310

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- Felon class, huh? - God! All right, okay, so let me see.

#311

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Who are we gonna call? We can't call the police, right, because…

#312

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- No, we're trespassing. - Yeah.

#313

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Oh, I got an idea! Let's order some food.

#314

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- Oh! Yeah. - Yeah.

#315

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Then we'll have the delivery guy come and he can help us out.

#316

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Perfect. And we can get some Chinese food,

#317

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'cause that's the classiest poolside food you can have.

#318

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Yeah, we probably shouldn't get Chinese though,

#319

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because those delivery guys are always Chinese

#320

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and he won't understand a word we're saying,

#321

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and plus, he's probably gonna be too short.

#322

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- Ooh. - Yeah.

#323

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I could really go for some Chinese food though, man.

#324

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- That'd be good. - But we're not actually eating the food.

#325

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- So… - I'm gonna eat the food, for sure.

#326

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- I'm starving. - Okay, you know what, dude?

#327

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Let me handle it, all right? I'm gonna call…

#328

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I'm gonna call pizza delivery.

#329

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Pizza. We're gonna get some pizza.

#330

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It'll be some big Italian lug, and he'll fish us out of here.

#331

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Fish sounds good.

#332

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- See if they have fish there. - I'll ask.

#333

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This place is a shit-hole. I motion for Mac and Charlie's pool.

#334

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It just didn't sound like it was that bad over there.

#335

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There is absolutely no way I'm letting Mac and Charlie know

#336

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that we didn't get into that swim club.

#337

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Ow!

#338

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- What? - Aw! What the hell?

#339

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- What happened? - What was that?

#340

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- What? - That's a rock, Dennis.

#341

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These kids are throwing rocks at each other for fun.

#342

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I mean, what kind of savages throw rocks at each other to have fun times?

#343

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You know what? I am done with this place. I'm done with it.

#344

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We need to take another run at that swim club.

#345

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Yeah, well, we better before I lose it and I drown a child.

#346

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Here you go.

#347

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We ate the watermelon.

#348

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Butter me up. I'm gonna be the watermelon and jump in the pool.

#349

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- Do my back. I can't do my back. Go ahead. - Ugh!

#350

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Get ready for a rock in the eye.

#351

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- Oh! - Oh, no.

#352

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Ow! That one really hurt.

#353

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- Truce, truce. - That one really hurt.

#354

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- No more throwing rocks. - Hello?

#355

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- Hello? Hello? - Ho-ho!

#356

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- Hey! Hello! - Hey!

#357

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Hey, you guys order a pizza?

#358

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You gotta be kidding me. He's Chinese.

#359

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I know, but his English sounds pretty good, and he's kinda big, too, right?

#360

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Hey, we're stuck in this pool, dude. Can you help us out?

#361

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- Is this a prank? - No, no.

#362

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Look, dude, dude, look.

#363

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We'll pay you first, all right? And then help us out of here.

#364

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- Charlie, you got some cash? - Uh, no. Shit.

#365

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Well, check your front pockets. What are you doing?

#366

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Well, no, I cut 'em off 'cause they were overshooting the bottom of my shorts.

#367

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- Forget it. I'm out of here. - No, no, wait!

#368

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- Hey, we'll give you a gold chain. - Ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah.

#369

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- Toss it up. - Okay.

#370

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- There you go. - Hey, toss that pizza down.

#371

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I'm starving. Wanna get some of this pizza? Or…

#372

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Yeah, we might as well. I haven't eaten.

#373

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Oh! Here it is.

#374

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- No! Dude! - Sorry.

#375

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- Hey, bro, why don't you just toss… - Uh-huh?

#376

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…down that hose, then you can pull us up.

#377

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See that hose right there?

#378

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- That'd be good, yeah, just pull us up. - Yeah, yeah.

#379

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- Here you go. - That's it.

#380

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- All right. - Here we go.

#381

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Ah, that's perfect. That's perfect.

#382

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Hey, this chain's fake as shit, man.

#383

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I'm sorry, dude. He's white trash.

#384

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Don't take it personally.

#385

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- Forget it. I'm out of here. - No, no, wait, wait.

#386

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- Pull us up! - Don't go!

#387

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All right, whatever. No problem. No problem.

#388

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- You can just climb it, right? - I'm just going to climb right up.

#389

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- All right. Climb up. - Stand back,

#390

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'cause it takes a real man to do this.

#391

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You ready, bro?

#392

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Oh! Whoa!

#393

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Aw, man!

#394

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Oh, dude.

#395

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- All right, that's it. I'm calling Dennis. - No!

#396

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Don't you understand? This pool is our bootstraps,

#397

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and it's lifting us up into the middle class.

#398

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Just accept the fact that you're white trash.

#399

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Take a look at yourself. You can't do back flips.

#400

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You don't know karate. You're white trash!

#401

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You're white trash, too, dude. Look at those shorts are white trash.

#402

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Do not call the shorts white trash.

#403

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Dennis told me about these shorts. They're not white trash.

#404

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Look at this. Look at this. Look what I can do.

#405

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What is white trash about that?

#406

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Don't call me white trash!

#407

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I feel like if I had that kind of mobility,

#408

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I'd be capable of almost, well, pretty much anything.

#409

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Well, yeah, maybe then you could get the flip.

#410

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- Although I doubt it. - I could probably get that flip.

#411

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- Can we just call Dennis? - Fine. Call Dennis.

#412

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Yeah. Oh shit, dude.

#413

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I put the phone in my front pocket.

#414

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God damn it.

#415

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How, how is this gonna work? We look bad.

#416

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We're getting in this pool if it's the last thing we do, okay?

#417

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We just need two sponsors, and we'll get in. Don't worry.

#418

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Really? You don't think we should go home and take a shower first?

#419

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We don't have time to take a shower.

#420

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- Here we go. Here we go. - Oh.

#421

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Hey, hey, hey!

#422

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- Hi, hi, family, little ones. - Hey!

#423

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Hi, Mom.

#424

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Hey, listen. Sorry to jump out in front of you like that.

#425

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But as you've noticed, there is a bit of a heat wave going on in Philly right now.

#426

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It's a terrific heat wave, and I'll tell you, it's affecting everybody.

#427

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It really is. And we were looking to cool down a little bit.

#428

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We thought, this pool, that'd be a great place for us to cool off.

#429

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And, you know, we just need a couple of sponsors.

#430

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A couple of sponsors. Dee, you're bleeding a little bit.

#431

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Is it bleeding? Is it happening?

#432

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Kids, don't touch the blood.

#433

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Hey, guys, I got kicked out of that other pool.

#434

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This Filipino lady went crazy on me.

#435

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She started scratching me like a velociraptor.

#436

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It stings like…

#437

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Excuse me. What is happening here?

#438

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These people are bleeding all over the place.

#439

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- We're not bleeding all over the place. - All over the place?

#440

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Mrs. Baines, I am sorry if they were harassing you.

#441

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Please have a wonderful day.

#442

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- We'll see you very soon. - Hey, kids.

#443

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Listen, buddy, you gotta let us in the pool. It's so hot.

#444

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Try to understand.

#445

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We are at capacity.

#446

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We're not at capacity, 'cause I can see the pool from here…

#447

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We are at capacity, sir!

#448

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- I'm jumping in the pool! - Yeah.

#449

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- I'm going to jump in the pool! - Plus, I'm gonna piss in it. Yeah.

#450

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I'm jumping in the pool!

#451

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All right.

#452

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You see, this is a proper memorial.

#453

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I think Jamie Nelson would have liked this.

#454

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I like the skateboard, 'cause Jamie loved skateboarding.

#455

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- He did like skateboarding. - Not much of a swimmer.

#456

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Not a very good swimmer.

#457

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- No, he wasn't. - I think we can both agree

#458

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that we need to make sure that his spirit does not haunt us.

#459

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Yes. We definitely wanna ward off his spirit.

#460

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- So if you know any… - Should we join hands?

#461

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…voodoo, go ahead and…

#462

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Well, it's not called voodoo. This is the Lord, our Savior.

#463

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- All right. Okay. - Okay, here we go.

#464

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Lamb of God who takes away…

#465

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What is that? There's a lamb?

#466

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- Charlie, let me do my thing. - I'll just let you do your thing.

#467

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- Let me do my thing. - All right.

#468

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Lamb of God who taketh away the souls of the world.

#469

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Don't take his soul and get his soul out.

#470

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You don't have to provide any kind of

#471

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let me do my thing.

#472

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I just wanna be sure we get that spirit out of here.

#473

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Lamb of God who takes away the sins of…

#474

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Alligator tooth and snakeskin…

#475

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- Don't undermine my prayer with voodoo. - Okay.

#476

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- Don't do it. - Prayer. I won't do it.

#477

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Lamb of God who takes…

#478

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Alligator tooth and snakeskin spirit,

#479

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take this spirit out of this pool.

#480

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Okay, you know what? If you're not gonna take this seriously…

#481

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I'm taking it perfectly seriously.

#482

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- Where the hell is… - Oh!

#483

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- Nice. - This place is a shit-hole, huh?

#484

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Yeah. I don't know why I thought it would look any different.

#485

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- Honestly. Right here. - Get your spirit out of here!

#486

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- Hey, guys. - Hey, hey, hey!

#487

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What the hell are you doing down there?

#488

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- Nothing. We're just hanging out. - No, no. We got stuck in…

#489

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- Dude, shut up. Shut up. - …in this pool, you know.

#490

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We're having a good time. No. We're good. We're good. We're good.

#491

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We're good. We're just chillin'.

#492

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This is pathetic. The word "trashy" just doesn't even do it justice.

#493

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Whatever. What are you guys even doing here?

#494

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Why don't you go back to your fancy pool. We're fine.

#495

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Fancy pool got old after a while, you know.

#496

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Wait a second. You guys didn't get into the pool, did you?

#497

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- What? - What?

#498

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Oh, my God. You sons of bitches.

#499

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You didn't get in. Admit that you are low class, just like us.

#500

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I'm not admitting shit because I did get into that pool.

#501

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I just got tired of swimming in it.

#502

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All right, then why are you here?

#503

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- Why are you piping in, trash? - You're swimming in this…

#504

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You shut your mouth, trash.

#505

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Why are you calling me trash? I defended you earlier 'cause of these shorts.

#506

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You're the ones that are trash.

#507

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Sitting in the bottom of a pool that's filled with trash, like trash.

#508

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You guys are white trash. You admit it right now.

#509

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I hope you trash bags die at the bottom of this pool like Jamie Nelson did.

#510

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Don't bring Jamie Nelson into this!

#511

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All right. Forget about it. Stop it.

#512

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Just stop it.

#513

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I think I have a way for us to beat the heat tonight,

#514

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Philly style.

#515

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Yeah!

#516

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- Oh, yes! - Hit us, baby!

#517

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Dee, get the cup.

#518

⇓

- Get the cup. - Oh, yeah.

#519

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Oh, yes! All right!

#520

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All right!

#521

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Yeah!

#522

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Watch your balls.

#523

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