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Season 6, Episode 4 — Mac's Big Break
93.3, WMMR.
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Back with the Preston and Steve Show.
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Listen up. We've got to open up the phone lines.
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The first listener who can correctly answer
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our stupid trivia question of the day
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is gonna get to come down to the Flyers game with us tomorrow night
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and take a shot from center ice.
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Now, if you make it, you win two VIP passes
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to the 93.3 WMMR Beach House
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for our Start of Summer Blowout!
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Who would want to spend a weekend at a beach house with these idiots?
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Dude, nothing but busy signals.
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I'm on hold on all of 'em. We're gonna get through.
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You're on hold on those?
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Hey, who's on the line?
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Uh, uh, Mac from South Philly!
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All right, Mac from South Philly,
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you're on with Preston and Steve!
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- Holy shit! He got on! - Holy shit! I got on!
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Please don't curse. All right, here's the question.
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What Philadelphia Flyer
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holds the franchise record for goals in a season?
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You have 30 seconds. Go!
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- This is a hockey question! - Go, go! Hockey, hockey!
#24
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Where's the "H" key? There's no "H" key!
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- There's no "H" Key. - What are you talking about?
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Is there another way to spell "hockey" with no "H"?
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- There's no "H" key! - There's an "H" right there!
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Why did I put you in charge of this job?
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Oh, forget this, dude. I got this. I got this.
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Think, Mac. Think. Think. Think.
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I gotta think like that guy, that guy that sits on the rock.
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This dude? The one like that?
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Yeah, with the big muscles. He puts his hand on his…
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He's big, green and gets angry.
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- The Thinker? - The Thinker.
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Oh, the Hulk! The Incredible Hulk!
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Hulk doesn't think at all! Shit, I know this.
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Dude, you gotta stop cursing.
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You guys can't censor me, okay? I'm a bit of a badass.
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All right, let's go! Answer the question! Come on!
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I don't know. I don't know it. Damn it! Reggie Leach.
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Reggie Leach is the…
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Correct answer!
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Wow!
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Center ice shot, baby!
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We're goin' to the beach house
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Gonna make our dreams come true
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Down at the beach house is what we're gonna
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Do-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Yeah!
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This is a potentially life-changing opportunity.
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Not potentially. It is a life-changing opportunity. It is!
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I'm sorry. How is spending a weekend
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at a radio show beach house a life-changing opportunity?
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Dude, there is gonna be so many
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athletes and celebrities at that beach house.
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This is my chance to finally sow myself into the inner circle.
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I'm gonna be like a local sports legend.
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- Hey, can we have our phones back? - Yeah.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Why don't you get on 'em about using the minutes on the cell phones?
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They used up all your minutes. Right?
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Frank, nobody gives a shit about minutes anymore.
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Actually, you know what? I do give a shit about minutes.
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I know I shouldn't and I think I'm just probably buying into
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the phone company's propaganda.
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But there you go. Interesting.
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What is happening here? Why are you taping them?
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Because they got great banter.
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They jib-jab. Jib-jab, jib-jab, jib-jab.
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I use it for the car because my stereo's busted.
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We have a lot of interesting things to say, so, you know.
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Oh, shit, I feel like
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the conversation we've been having the last five minutes
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is a lot more interesting than the shit they're talking about on the radio.
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You kidding me? Just moronic commentary and stupid sound effects.
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And it's dumb. It doesn't make any sense.
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Well, we have voices. We talk about the issues, you know?
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I feel like we could do a podcast and it would be a million times better
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than whatever that drivel was we were listening to.
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Without a doubt.
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You know what? This sounds like jealousy talk.
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Yeah.
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"Mac, Charlie, congratulations on your slap shot and the beach house. Okay?
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"Uh, we're happy for you."
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- You're sad sometimes. You're dark souls. - Why aren't you happy for us?
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- You wanna just do our thing and let… - Let's do our thing.
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Have fun with your important conversations and your big issues
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with your brains and your smart stuff, okay?
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- We got hockey to learn! - And we're gonna…
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- And it's gonna change our lives. - Life-changing!
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Okay. It was The Thinker. It's The Thinker.
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- You couldn't spell hockey. - Right.
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Oh! Zing! Boom-boom!
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Hold on a second. You guys are the best.
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Do not speak until I turn my tape over.
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Okay.
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Oh, shit!
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I taped over my Luther Vandross mix!
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Argh!
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Okay, dude, now we're both in agreement.
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This is probably, like, the biggest opportunity
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either of us have ever had in our lives, right?
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We are not men who get a lot of opportunities, Charlie.
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- The few we've had, we've squandered. - We've squandered 'em all.
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That's why we gotta stay focused, Mac. I mean, this is pro sports, right.
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- We gotta do this right and look good. - Yeah.
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And you can't miss that shot, right?
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- I really appreciate you helping me, dude. - Absolutely.
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Well, a little pee-wee hockey experience never hurts.
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- You're good. - Okay, so first things first.
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- Hold the hockey stick. - Hold the hockey stick.
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- Mmm-hmm. - Okay, good. 'Cause I was thinking
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I'd have a position sort of like this.
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Why would you do that?
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All of my instincts and my training tell me to use this as a weapon.
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All of your instincts and your training are wrong.
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Hold it like a hockey stick or people are going to boo you.
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- The Philly fans are brutal, dude. - All right, fine!
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All right? Right. Then you just sort of haunch down a little bit.
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- Okay? Can you… - Done.
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You might wanna hau… You look stiff like a…
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You look like a GI Joe action figure. Loosen up. And haunch.
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- What if I do this? - That's way stiffer!
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- That's pretty good right there, Charlie. - You look so awkward.
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Bro, when you tack on mass
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you sacrifice flexibility. That's just a straight-up fact!
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That's insane! Touch your toes!
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What am I, a gymnast?
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Charlie, teach me how to shoot the shot!
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All right, fine, fine. Calm down. All right. All right.
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What you're gonna want to do
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is just gently, gently sort of guide the puck at the net,
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like, you know, like a tiny bowl of cream you don't want to spill
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and you're guiding it.
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I'm not gonna do that.
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I'm gonna go out there and take a wicked slap shot. You know?
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Really make a name for myself. Otherwise I go out there, I look like a jabroni.
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You know what? Yeah. We might wanna work on some kind of routine, huh?
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Thank you. Exactly. So I'll go out there, I showcase my weaponry.
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Uh-huh. Pump the crowd up.
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Really get the crowd up. And raise the roof. Huh?
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Okay.
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But you know what? You can't take a slap shot before you even know
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how to handle a stick and a puck.
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So will you just glide one? Just to get the form.
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And then we'll get bigger and bigger and eventually slap shots.
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But it starts with gliding like cream. Go!
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Gliding like a jabroni is what I'm gonna be doing.
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Jabroni. Okay, go.
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Well, that didn't do anything. That was pretty pathetic. You're right.
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Well, the problem is, I'm out in the elements, dude.
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There's so much wind and sun.
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And this asphalt. That's not regulation.
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- No, it's not regulation. - So it's not gonna slide.
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All right, you know what?
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You wanna do this the right way?
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- Yeah. - Let's go to the ice.
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Let's get some pucks. All right?
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We'll slide, we'll take a few slap shots. We'll do this the right way.
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- Let's go to the ice. - Let's go to the ice.
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All right, very exciting stuff.
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I think we're pretty much ready to go here with this podcast.
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What the hell is a podcast? Why don't you just tape it?
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What are you doing?
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You don't have to tape it these days, Frank.
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You just record it right onto the computer.
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And once we start recording, Frank,
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I'm gonna need you to stop eating those crackers.
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It's incredibly annoying, and it's all anyone's gonna be able to hear.
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So, Dennis and Dee Reynolds here.
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Inaugural podcast.
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We're talking technology today. The big "T".
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Absolutely. Everyone's talking about technology these days,
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because it's everywhere.
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- Oh, it is. You can't escape it. - You absolutely can't.
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Dee, tell us what you feel about technology.
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What's your opinion on it?
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My opinion?
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Dead air!
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- Could you ease up on the crackers? - I'm gettin' bored with this.
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- I'm gonna bring my guest in. - Guest?
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I asked Cricket to come. Cricket. He's outside.
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Cricket? No!
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Frank, you can't just bring guests in here!
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This is our podcast! I feel like you're trying to take over!
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No, you know what? Actually this could bring up a pretty good issue.
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If you bring Cricket in here we could rail on him about the homeless issue.
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- Cricket! - Cricks.
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- Yo. - There he is.
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Come on in, buddy, we're ready for you.
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Hey, Frank, where's my chicken?
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This is taking forever. Come on.
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- I promised him a rotisserie chicken. - Let's go. Chop-chop.
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- I'm starving here. - What's going on with your voice?
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It's from when Frank hit me with the trash can.
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Wound got infected. It was a whole ordeal.
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Okay, all right, well, uh, listen, let's get into the issues here.
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We're gonna start rolling on this, Cricket.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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I am not saying another word until I get the chicken.
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- I lied about the chicken, Crick. - Are you kidding me?
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- It was bullshit. - Oh, my God. Unbelievable.
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Why do I even trust you?
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All right, wait a minute. Here. I do have something for you.
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- Lemons. - Lemons?
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Yeah. You suck on 'em.
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Come on. At least give me the crackers.
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No, suck on a lemon. Here. Go ahead.
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Well, they are good for scurvy.
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All right, I'll have a few lemons. But then I'm out of here.
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All right, here we go.
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So, uh, Dennis and Dee Reynolds here.
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We are talking about the homeless issue here in Philly.
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That's a big issue these days, and we're here with our friend Cricket.
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He is a homeless man. Cricket, walk us through a day in your life.
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Oh, a day in the life.
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Well, uh, the other morning
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I wake up, I find a dog sniffin' at my wound.
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- Mmm. - He's fully aroused, mind you.
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So I'm thinking, "Oh, great, "You know, "What does this jerk want?"
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'Course I know what he wants. He's lookin' at me right in the eyes.
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He does not have to say it.
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Not that he could.
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Oh, that is… That is tart!
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That is really tart.
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I mean, does my scar
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look like a dog's vagina?
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You know? Maybe. I don't know. I'm not gonna sit here
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and try to get inside the mind of a dog.
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I mean, that's God's work.
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Well, not that I believe in God.
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I don't. Not since that Chinaman stole my kidney.
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Cricket, tell Dee how much you think she's ugly.
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That's not gonna make any sense, Frank.
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He doesn't think I'm ugly. He's madly in love with me.
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Don't flatter yourself. I'm over you, sister.
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- Since when? - Since I found out you are a whore.
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Will you stop talking about this!
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This has nothing to do…
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Well, maybe you're a whore, you stupid, ugly, homeless bitch!
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- Zing! - A dog banged your neck the other day!
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- You're both whores! - This is great radio!
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At least someone's banging my vagina! You know what I'm saying?
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Get into it! Get into it!
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This is not good radio!
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All right.
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Okay, this is exciting, Mac! This is exciting!
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- You know? You're… What are you doing? - Huh?
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- Will you take this seriously? - I am taking it seriously.
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This is your big moment, man.
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You gotta walk out to center ice
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and you gotta be like, "Hey! USA! USA!"
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- USA! - Not like that. Make it classy.
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Okay, but keep in mind I am gonna be wearing the duster.
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Of course you're gonna wear the duster. That's gonna look awesome.
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- Thanks. - Yeah.
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You should probably also be wearing a wig.
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- A wig? - Totally. Long, flowing hair.
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That's gonna look way more dramatic. You know what I mean? Like…
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Okay, I like the wig idea in spirit.
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The problem is, I'll have to wear the wig
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to the beach house so people will recognize me.
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Next thing you know, I'm wearing a wig
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for the rest of my life just to keep up appearances.
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Yeah, like Andre Agassi, huh?
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Yeah. Right. I don't wanna do that.
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I don't know. Let's not rule it out, though.
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A good hockey wig could put this thing over the top, man.
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Okay, fine.
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Let's do this! Come on, dude! Let's do this thing!
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- We'll take some shots. - What else are we here for, dude?
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Let's do some shots!
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All right, you ready?
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Let's see what you got.
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Haunch.
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What was that?
#277
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All right, well, that would have been cool if I was standing backwards.
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You're not gonna stand backwards.
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You're gonna stand forward. You're gonna…
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What the hell are you two doing out here?
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- Don't worry about it, bro. - We're…
#282
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You can't be out here swinging hockey sticks.
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You're not even supposed to be out here without skates. Now get out!
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- All right. - Out!
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- Okay! - We're leavin'.
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You know what, Charlie?
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I think he's right, dude.
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Only a couple of jabronis come out here without skates on.
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I gotta do this thing in skates, man.
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You know, work up a routine, really jazz the crowd.
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- Can I stop you though? - Yeah.
#292
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You keep using this word "jabroni."
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And… It's awesome!
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It's like the coolest word. Is that a hockey thing?
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Yeah, I don't know.
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I think it's some dago word, but it sounds like a hockey word.
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You're gonna want to brush up on your hockey words
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at the beach house you're gonna be hanging out with the Flyers.
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Okay, we are back.
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Dennis and Dee Reynolds here. We're back to the podcast.
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- We got a little derailed earlier. - We did.
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We did. But that's okay. We're gonna get back on track here.
#303
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Let's try and get back on track. I got a hot topic
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- that I wanna talk about, Dee. - Tell me what it is.
#305
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Well, this is something I'm pretty charged up about. It's stem cell research.
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- Good one. Excellent one. - It's a very divisive issue these days.
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People are really going to town,
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- one side against the other. - Oh, absolutely.
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Some people are for it, some people are against it.
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- What is that? What are you doing? - That was a duck.
#311
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Why would you make a duck noise right in the middle of my thing?
#312
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It was funny. It's a duck.
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- Yeah, but you derailed us. - I thought I'd up the production value,
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- you know, add some sound effects. - Well, don't.
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Okay, well…
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So, stem cell research… Stop doing that.
#317
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Stem cell research is a very…
#318
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Why are you still…
#319
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Stop pushing sound effects. I want to talk about…
#320
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- Which one is that one? - This one.
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That's a laser beam.
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Yeah.
#323
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- I like that one. - You like that one?
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- Yeah, I wanna pepper that one in. - Okay.
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- Don't do it while I'm talking. - All right, well, we'll see.
#326
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- Hello. - Hey! Frank!
#327
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- That's Frank Reynolds, everybody! - I have a great topic for you.
#328
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- War. - War!
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- War? Good one! - Yeah.
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Yeah! Everyone's talking about the war.
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And I have the perfect guest.
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- Huh. - Okay. All right.
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- Ben the soldier. - Hey, Dee. Good to see you.
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What are you doing? No. No, no, no. I'm not comfortable with this.
#335
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Okay, Ben is a soldier. He's in the war probably.
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Not now, obviously, unless the war is happening here. Is the war happening here?
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I don't know! Let's get into all this stuff. All right, great.
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Ben the soldier is here with us, folks, and I want to talk to him,
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because, Ben, it's my understanding
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that there is a war going on right now.
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Am I… Am I right in this?
#342
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Well, actually there are two wars right now.
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- Two war… - You don't say.
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- We're in the midst of two wars? - Huh!
#345
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Now, the United States of America is engaged in both of these wars?
#346
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Yes. Yes, they are.
#347
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And, uh, are either of these wars happening on US, uh, soil?
#348
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Excuse me. Let me, let me…
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- What is your job in the war? - Let me just…
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- Are you a carrier of, uh, large weaponry? - Let me just interrupt.
#351
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How 'bout if we talk about how you used to bang each other?
#352
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- Yeah. - No…
#353
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What kind of technique did you use? Tie-ups and stuff like that.
#354
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- Frank, it's not good radio. - 'Cause people like sex.
#355
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Okay, well, I just want to clarify.
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What my producer, Frank, is actually referring to is the fact
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that Ben, our soldier here,
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and Dee used to be lovers.
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- Hey! - Don't do that to me.
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That's a good one.
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That's not funny.
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You're in the hot seat, girl.
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I'm not in the hot seat! Ben's in the hot seat!
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All right, Mac, so you're gonna come on the ice
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and fire out to center. Right?
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Do, like, a cool turn, get the crowd going!
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- Okay. So, fire out… - Come on!
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- Huh? - What are you doing?
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- Huh? - That's not cool! Wait.
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Do you not know how to ice skate?
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No, not at all.
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But I figured you would teach me, 'cause we got plenty of time.
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We don't have time! It's tomorrow night, man!
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Charlie, you gotta help me, dude. This is my big break. Come on!
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Oh, my God!
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All right, we got a lot of work to do.
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All right, here. Grab the stick.
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- Ready? - Uh-huh.
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And we'll start slow. Oh, my…
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- This is gonna take forever, man. - That's good.
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That's good. That's good. I'm skating.
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Push it to the limit
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Limit
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Walk along the razor's edge
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But don't look down
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Just keep your head or you'll be finished
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Open up the limit
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Limit
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Past the point of no return
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You've reached the top But still you gotta learn
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How to keep it
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Charlie, don't! Don't! Don't!
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Hit the wheel and double the stakes
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Throttle wide open like a bat out of hell
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You crash the gates
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Crash the gates
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Going for the back of beyond
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Nothin' gonna stop you There's nothin' that strong
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Send it on in!
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Whoo-hoo!
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So push it
#402
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Ooh, yeah
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The limit, the limit, the limit, the limit
#404
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Push it to the limit The limit, the limit, the limit, the limit
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Okay, next guest!
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All right, Dennis, let's get this over with.
#407
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Don't bring her in here stinkin' up the joint. Come on.
#408
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Frank said you were gonna apologize to me.
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Oh! Who's in the hot seat now?
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All right.
#411
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Let's not push too many of those.
#412
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- You're abusing it. - No, no, that's good.
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It's gonna get not funny after a little while.
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Oops.
#415
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Okay, let's stop. All right, well, so let me understand this, waitress.
#416
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Uh, Frank promised you an apology from me.
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And now you didn't believe him, did you?
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- Come on. - Yeah.
#419
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Really? Okay, well, that makes you incredibly gullible and stupid.
#420
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Oh! Oh, oh! Don't take that from him.
#421
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Are you gonna take that from him? Stand up for yourself!
#422
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I'm not leaving here until you apologize to me.
#423
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Yeah? Well, you're gonna be here for a while.
#424
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She's boring me.
#425
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I'll give you 50 bucks if you take off your top
#426
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and you drink soup out of my shoe.
#427
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- What? - Okay, that I'd like to see.
#428
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Yeah, yeah, me too. What do you say, sister?
#429
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- You need some extra cash? - No.
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500 bucks.
#431
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Cricket, bring her some soup.
#432
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You're gonna pay me $500 to drink soup out of a shoe.
#433
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And take your top off.
#434
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Fine.
#435
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- Oh! - I'll do it.
#436
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- Nice! - But I am not taking my top off.
#437
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- Well, that's a relief to all of us. - Ooh!
#438
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- Zing! - Zinged her!
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Gotcha!
#440
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Couldn't find soup, but I found some dirty dishwater.
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- Boom! Even better! - I am not drinking dishwater.
#442
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- Oh, come on. - Dump it on her head.
#443
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- What? - Yes!
#444
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- Whoa! - Oh, my God!
#445
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Hold it Ugh!
#446
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Oh, now this is good radio!
#447
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Holy shit, dude. There's a lot of people here.
#448
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I'm getting nervous, Charlie.
#449
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Yeah, you might throw up when you get out there, you know,
#450
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from the nerves.
#451
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You're supposed to be my coach, dude.
#452
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Don't tell me I'm gonna throw up!
#453
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I know, but people do that, so try not to throw up.
#454
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Oh, come on, dude.
#455
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Mac! Charlie! What's up, man?
#456
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Oh, hey! You guys came to support me!
#457
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- Uh, yeah! Yeah! - Oh… Yeah, that was…
#458
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- Yeah, yeah, that's why we're here. - Primarily, yeah.
#459
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But also, you know, since we're here,
#460
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we wanted to give you this tape
#461
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so you could give it to those radio guys.
#462
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That's our demo tape. We were recording the whole thing on a computer.
#463
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But then the computer got water dumped all over it. It was a whole thing.
#464
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- "Luther Vandross?" - Is that still on there?
#465
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- Oh, that's very off-putting, Dennis. - We should have relabeled it.
#466
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It's not Luther Vandross.
#467
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Make sure you tell 'em it's not Luther Vandross.
#468
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Let's get going! Mac from South Philly, get out here!
#469
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- This is you! - Oh! Here we go. Here we go.
#470
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Everybody say a prayer.
#471
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Let's do this.
#472
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Give 'em the tape.
#473
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- What is that? - The future of radio, you jabronis.
#474
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"Jabronis." Cool word.
#475
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Score!
#476
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He did it!
#477
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Mac from South Philly has cemented himself
#478
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as a Philly sports legend!
#479
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Let's hear it for Mac!
#480
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Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac!
#481
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Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac!
#482
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Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac!
#483
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Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac!
#484
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Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac!
#485
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Wake up! Mac!
#486
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Mac! Mac! Wake up!
#487
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Mac, wake up!
#488
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Oh, what happened? Did I do good, Charlie?
#489
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No. You fell on your face almost immediately, man.
#490
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- Who took the shot? - I took the shot.
#491
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Yeah, I missed wide right by, like, a mile. It was terrible.
#492
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Look on the bright side, dude.
#493
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I think you're gonna be a sports celebrity after all,
#494
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'cause they're definitely gonna play that shit on ESPN.
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