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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 6, Episode 4 — Mac's Big Break

TMDB episode metadata

Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Episode title: Mac's Big Break

Air date: October 07, 2010

Director: Randall Einhorn

Top billed cast: Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Rob Mac, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito

Mac finally gets his big break after correctly answering a trivia question on the radio. While Frank, Dennis, and Dee take their bar-banter to the internet with their own podcast.

Source: TMDB

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93.3, WMMR.

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Back with the Preston and Steve Show.

steve

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Listen up. We've got to open up the phone lines.

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The first listener who can correctly answer

answer correctly listener

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our stupid trivia question of the day

question stupid trivia

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is gonna get to come down to the Flyers game with us tomorrow night

flyers game night tomorrow tomorrow-night

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and take a shot from center ice.

center shot

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Now, if you make it, you win two VIP passes

passes

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to the 93.3 WMMR Beach House

beach beach-house house

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for our Start of Summer Blowout!

start summer

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Who would want to spend a weekend at a beach house with these idiots?

beach beach-house house idiots spend weekend

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Dude, nothing but busy signals.

busy signals

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I'm on hold on all of 'em. We're gonna get through.

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You're on hold on those?

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Hey, who's on the line?

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Uh, uh, Mac from South Philly!

philly south south-philly

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All right, Mac from South Philly,

philly south south-philly

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you're on with Preston and Steve!

steve

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- Holy shit! He got on! - Holy shit! I got on!

holy

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Please don't curse. All right, here's the question.

curse question

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What Philadelphia Flyer

flyer philadelphia

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holds the franchise record for goals in a season?

franchise goals holds record season

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You have 30 seconds. Go!

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- This is a hockey question! - Go, go! Hockey, hockey!

hockey question

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Where's the "H" key? There's no "H" key!

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- There's no "H" Key. - What are you talking about?

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Is there another way to spell "hockey" with no "H"?

another hockey spell

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- There's no "H" key! - There's an "H" right there!

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Why did I put you in charge of this job?

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Oh, forget this, dude. I got this. I got this.

forget

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Think, Mac. Think. Think. Think.

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I gotta think like that guy, that guy that sits on the rock.

rock sits

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This dude? The one like that?

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Yeah, with the big muscles. He puts his hand on his…

hand muscles

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He's big, green and gets angry.

angry green

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- The Thinker? - The Thinker.

thinker

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Oh, the Hulk! The Incredible Hulk!

hulk incredible

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Hulk doesn't think at all! Shit, I know this.

hulk

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Dude, you gotta stop cursing.

cursing

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You guys can't censor me, okay? I'm a bit of a badass.

badass

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All right, let's go! Answer the question! Come on!

answer question

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I don't know. I don't know it. Damn it! Reggie Leach.

reggie

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Reggie Leach is the…

reggie

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Correct answer!

answer correct correct-answer

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Wow!

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Center ice shot, baby!

baby center shot

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We're goin' to the beach house

beach beach-house goin house

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Gonna make our dreams come true

dreams

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Down at the beach house is what we're gonna

beach beach-house house

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Do-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Yeah!

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This is a potentially life-changing opportunity.

changing life life-changing opportunity potentially

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Not potentially. It is a life-changing opportunity. It is!

changing life life-changing opportunity potentially

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I'm sorry. How is spending a weekend

spending weekend

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at a radio show beach house a life-changing opportunity?

beach beach-house changing house life life-changing opportunity radio

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Dude, there is gonna be so many

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athletes and celebrities at that beach house.

athletes beach beach-house celebrities house

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This is my chance to finally sow myself into the inner circle.

chance circle finally inner

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I'm gonna be like a local sports legend.

legend local sports

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- Hey, can we have our phones back? - Yeah.

phones

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Why don't you get on 'em about using the minutes on the cell phones?

cell cell-phones minutes phones using

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They used up all your minutes. Right?

minutes used

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Frank, nobody gives a shit about minutes anymore.

anymore frank gives minutes nobody nobody-gives

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Actually, you know what? I do give a shit about minutes.

minutes

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I know I shouldn't and I think I'm just probably buying into

buying

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the phone company's propaganda.

companys phone propaganda

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But there you go. Interesting.

interesting

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What is happening here? Why are you taping them?

taping

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Because they got great banter.

banter

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They jib-jab. Jib-jab, jib-jab, jib-jab.

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I use it for the car because my stereo's busted.

busted

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We have a lot of interesting things to say, so, you know.

interesting

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Oh, shit, I feel like

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the conversation we've been having the last five minutes

conversation five five-minutes having minutes

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is a lot more interesting than the shit they're talking about on the radio.

interesting radio

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You kidding me? Just moronic commentary and stupid sound effects.

effects kidding moronic sound sound-effects stupid

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And it's dumb. It doesn't make any sense.

dumb sense

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Well, we have voices. We talk about the issues, you know?

issues voices

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I feel like we could do a podcast and it would be a million times better

million million-times podcast times

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than whatever that drivel was we were listening to.

drivel listening

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Without a doubt.

doubt

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You know what? This sounds like jealousy talk.

jealousy sounds

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Yeah.

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"Mac, Charlie, congratulations on your slap shot and the beach house. Okay?

beach beach-house charlie congratulations house shot slap

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"Uh, we're happy for you."

happy

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- You're sad sometimes. You're dark souls. - Why aren't you happy for us?

dark happy sometimes souls

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- You wanna just do our thing and let… - Let's do our thing.

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Have fun with your important conversations and your big issues

conversations fun issues

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with your brains and your smart stuff, okay?

brains smart stuff

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- We got hockey to learn! - And we're gonna…

hockey learn

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- And it's gonna change our lives. - Life-changing!

change changing life life-changing lives

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Okay. It was The Thinker. It's The Thinker.

thinker

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- You couldn't spell hockey. - Right.

hockey spell

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Oh! Zing! Boom-boom!

boom boom-boom zing

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Hold on a second. You guys are the best.

best second

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Do not speak until I turn my tape over.

speak tape

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Okay.

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Oh, shit!

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I taped over my Luther Vandross mix!

luther luther-vandross taped vandross

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Argh!

argh

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Okay, dude, now we're both in agreement.

agreement

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This is probably, like, the biggest opportunity

biggest opportunity

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either of us have ever had in our lives, right?

lives

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We are not men who get a lot of opportunities, Charlie.

charlie opportunities

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- The few we've had, we've squandered. - We've squandered 'em all.

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That's why we gotta stay focused, Mac. I mean, this is pro sports, right.

focused sports

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- We gotta do this right and look good. - Yeah.

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And you can't miss that shot, right?

miss shot

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- I really appreciate you helping me, dude. - Absolutely.

absolutely appreciate helping

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Well, a little pee-wee hockey experience never hurts.

experience hockey hurts

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- You're good. - Okay, so first things first.

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- Hold the hockey stick. - Hold the hockey stick.

hockey hockey-stick stick

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- Mmm-hmm. - Okay, good. 'Cause I was thinking

thinking

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I'd have a position sort of like this.

position

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Why would you do that?

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All of my instincts and my training tell me to use this as a weapon.

instincts training weapon

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All of your instincts and your training are wrong.

instincts training

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Hold it like a hockey stick or people are going to boo you.

hockey hockey-stick stick

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- The Philly fans are brutal, dude. - All right, fine!

brutal fans philly

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All right? Right. Then you just sort of haunch down a little bit.

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- Okay? Can you… - Done.

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You might wanna hau… You look stiff like a…

might stiff

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You look like a GI Joe action figure. Loosen up. And haunch.

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- What if I do this? - That's way stiffer!

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- That's pretty good right there, Charlie. - You look so awkward.

awkward charlie

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Bro, when you tack on mass

mass tack

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you sacrifice flexibility. That's just a straight-up fact!

fact sacrifice straight

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That's insane! Touch your toes!

insane toes touch

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What am I, a gymnast?

gymnast

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Charlie, teach me how to shoot the shot!

charlie shoot shot teach

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All right, fine, fine. Calm down. All right. All right.

calm

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What you're gonna want to do

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is just gently, gently sort of guide the puck at the net,

gently guide puck

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like, you know, like a tiny bowl of cream you don't want to spill

bowl cream spill tiny

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and you're guiding it.

guiding

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I'm not gonna do that.

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I'm gonna go out there and take a wicked slap shot. You know?

shot slap wicked

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Really make a name for myself. Otherwise I go out there, I look like a jabroni.

jabroni name otherwise

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You know what? Yeah. We might wanna work on some kind of routine, huh?

might routine

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Thank you. Exactly. So I'll go out there, I showcase my weaponry.

showcase

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Uh-huh. Pump the crowd up.

crowd pump

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Really get the crowd up. And raise the roof. Huh?

crowd raise roof

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Okay.

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But you know what? You can't take a slap shot before you even know

shot slap

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how to handle a stick and a puck.

handle puck stick

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So will you just glide one? Just to get the form.

form glide

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And then we'll get bigger and bigger and eventually slap shots.

bigger eventually shots slap

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But it starts with gliding like cream. Go!

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Gliding like a jabroni is what I'm gonna be doing.

jabroni

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Jabroni. Okay, go.

jabroni

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Well, that didn't do anything. That was pretty pathetic. You're right.

pathetic

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Well, the problem is, I'm out in the elements, dude.

elements problem

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There's so much wind and sun.

wind

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And this asphalt. That's not regulation.

regulation

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- No, it's not regulation. - So it's not gonna slide.

regulation slide

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All right, you know what?

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You wanna do this the right way?

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- Yeah. - Let's go to the ice.

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Let's get some pucks. All right?

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We'll slide, we'll take a few slap shots. We'll do this the right way.

shots slap slide

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- Let's go to the ice. - Let's go to the ice.

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All right, very exciting stuff.

exciting stuff

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I think we're pretty much ready to go here with this podcast.

podcast ready

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What the hell is a podcast? Why don't you just tape it?

podcast tape

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What are you doing?

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You don't have to tape it these days, Frank.

days frank tape

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You just record it right onto the computer.

computer record

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And once we start recording, Frank,

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I'm gonna need you to stop eating those crackers.

crackers eating

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It's incredibly annoying, and it's all anyone's gonna be able to hear.

able annoying anyones incredibly

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So, Dennis and Dee Reynolds here.

dennis reynolds

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Inaugural podcast.

podcast

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We're talking technology today. The big "T".

technology today

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Absolutely. Everyone's talking about technology these days,

absolutely days everyones technology

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because it's everywhere.

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- Oh, it is. You can't escape it. - You absolutely can't.

absolutely escape

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Dee, tell us what you feel about technology.

technology

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What's your opinion on it?

opinion

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My opinion?

opinion

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Dead air!

dead

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- Could you ease up on the crackers? - I'm gettin' bored with this.

bored crackers ease gettin

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- I'm gonna bring my guest in. - Guest?

bring guest

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I asked Cricket to come. Cricket. He's outside.

asked cricket

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Cricket? No!

cricket

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Frank, you can't just bring guests in here!

bring frank guests

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This is our podcast! I feel like you're trying to take over!

podcast

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No, you know what? Actually this could bring up a pretty good issue.

bring issue

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If you bring Cricket in here we could rail on him about the homeless issue.

bring cricket homeless issue

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- Cricket! - Cricks.

cricket cricks

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- Yo. - There he is.

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Come on in, buddy, we're ready for you.

buddy ready

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Hey, Frank, where's my chicken?

chicken frank

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This is taking forever. Come on.

forever

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- I promised him a rotisserie chicken. - Let's go. Chop-chop.

chicken chop chop-chop promised

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- I'm starving here. - What's going on with your voice?

starving voice

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It's from when Frank hit me with the trash can.

frank trash

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Wound got infected. It was a whole ordeal.

infected ordeal whole wound

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Okay, all right, well, uh, listen, let's get into the issues here.

issues

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We're gonna start rolling on this, Cricket.

cricket rolling start

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Oh, no, no, no, no.

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I am not saying another word until I get the chicken.

another another-word chicken word

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- I lied about the chicken, Crick. - Are you kidding me?

chicken crick kidding lied

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- It was bullshit. - Oh, my God. Unbelievable.

bullshit unbelievable

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Why do I even trust you?

trust

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All right, wait a minute. Here. I do have something for you.

minute

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- Lemons. - Lemons?

lemons

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Yeah. You suck on 'em.

suck

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Come on. At least give me the crackers.

crackers least

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No, suck on a lemon. Here. Go ahead.

ahead go-ahead lemon suck

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Well, they are good for scurvy.

scurvy

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All right, I'll have a few lemons. But then I'm out of here.

lemons

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All right, here we go.

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So, uh, Dennis and Dee Reynolds here.

dennis reynolds

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We are talking about the homeless issue here in Philly.

homeless issue philly

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That's a big issue these days, and we're here with our friend Cricket.

cricket days friend issue

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He is a homeless man. Cricket, walk us through a day in your life.

cricket homeless life walk

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Oh, a day in the life.

life

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Well, uh, the other morning

morning

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I wake up, I find a dog sniffin' at my wound.

wake wound

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- Mmm. - He's fully aroused, mind you.

aroused fully mind

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So I'm thinking, "Oh, great, "You know, "What does this jerk want?"

jerk thinking

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'Course I know what he wants. He's lookin' at me right in the eyes.

course eyes lookin wants

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He does not have to say it.

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Not that he could.

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Oh, that is… That is tart!

tart

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That is really tart.

tart

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I mean, does my scar

scar

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look like a dog's vagina?

dogs vagina

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You know? Maybe. I don't know. I'm not gonna sit here

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and try to get inside the mind of a dog.

mind

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I mean, that's God's work.

gods

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Well, not that I believe in God.

believe

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I don't. Not since that Chinaman stole my kidney.

kidney stole

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Cricket, tell Dee how much you think she's ugly.

cricket ugly

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That's not gonna make any sense, Frank.

frank sense

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He doesn't think I'm ugly. He's madly in love with me.

love ugly

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Don't flatter yourself. I'm over you, sister.

flatter sister

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- Since when? - Since I found out you are a whore.

found whore

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Will you stop talking about this!

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This has nothing to do…

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Well, maybe you're a whore, you stupid, ugly, homeless bitch!

bitch homeless stupid ugly whore

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- Zing! - A dog banged your neck the other day!

banged neck zing

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- You're both whores! - This is great radio!

radio whores

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At least someone's banging my vagina! You know what I'm saying?

banging least someones vagina

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Get into it! Get into it!

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This is not good radio!

radio

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All right.

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Okay, this is exciting, Mac! This is exciting!

exciting

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- You know? You're… What are you doing? - Huh?

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- Will you take this seriously? - I am taking it seriously.

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This is your big moment, man.

moment

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You gotta walk out to center ice

center walk

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and you gotta be like, "Hey! USA! USA!"

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- USA! - Not like that. Make it classy.

classy

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Okay, but keep in mind I am gonna be wearing the duster.

duster mind wearing

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Of course you're gonna wear the duster. That's gonna look awesome.

awesome course duster wear

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- Thanks. - Yeah.

thanks

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You should probably also be wearing a wig.

wearing

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- A wig? - Totally. Long, flowing hair.

flowing hair

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That's gonna look way more dramatic. You know what I mean? Like…

dramatic

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Okay, I like the wig idea in spirit.

idea spirit

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The problem is, I'll have to wear the wig

problem wear

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to the beach house so people will recognize me.

beach beach-house house recognize

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Next thing you know, I'm wearing a wig

wearing

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for the rest of my life just to keep up appearances.

appearances life rest

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Yeah, like Andre Agassi, huh?

andre

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Yeah. Right. I don't wanna do that.

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I don't know. Let's not rule it out, though.

rule

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A good hockey wig could put this thing over the top, man.

hockey

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Okay, fine.

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Let's do this! Come on, dude! Let's do this thing!

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- We'll take some shots. - What else are we here for, dude?

shots

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Let's do some shots!

shots

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All right, you ready?

ready

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Let's see what you got.

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Haunch.

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What was that?

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All right, well, that would have been cool if I was standing backwards.

backwards cool standing

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You're not gonna stand backwards.

backwards stand

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You're gonna stand forward. You're gonna…

forward stand

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What the hell are you two doing out here?

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- Don't worry about it, bro. - We're…

worry

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You can't be out here swinging hockey sticks.

hockey sticks swinging

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You're not even supposed to be out here without skates. Now get out!

skates supposed

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- All right. - Out!

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- Okay! - We're leavin'.

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You know what, Charlie?

charlie

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I think he's right, dude.

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Only a couple of jabronis come out here without skates on.

couple skates

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I gotta do this thing in skates, man.

skates

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You know, work up a routine, really jazz the crowd.

crowd jazz routine

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- Can I stop you though? - Yeah.

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You keep using this word "jabroni."

jabroni using word

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And… It's awesome!

awesome

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It's like the coolest word. Is that a hockey thing?

coolest hockey word

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Yeah, I don't know.

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I think it's some dago word, but it sounds like a hockey word.

hockey sounds word

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You're gonna want to brush up on your hockey words

brush hockey words

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at the beach house you're gonna be hanging out with the Flyers.

beach beach-house flyers hanging house

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Okay, we are back.

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Dennis and Dee Reynolds here. We're back to the podcast.

dennis podcast reynolds

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- We got a little derailed earlier. - We did.

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We did. But that's okay. We're gonna get back on track here.

track

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Let's try and get back on track. I got a hot topic

topic track

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- that I wanna talk about, Dee. - Tell me what it is.

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Well, this is something I'm pretty charged up about. It's stem cell research.

cell charged research stem

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- Good one. Excellent one. - It's a very divisive issue these days.

days excellent issue

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People are really going to town,

town

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- one side against the other. - Oh, absolutely.

absolutely side

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Some people are for it, some people are against it.

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- What is that? What are you doing? - That was a duck.

duck

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Why would you make a duck noise right in the middle of my thing?

duck middle noise

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It was funny. It's a duck.

duck funny

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- Yeah, but you derailed us. - I thought I'd up the production value,

production value

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- you know, add some sound effects. - Well, don't.

effects sound sound-effects

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Okay, well…

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So, stem cell research… Stop doing that.

cell research stem

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Stem cell research is a very…

cell research stem

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Why are you still…

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Stop pushing sound effects. I want to talk about…

effects pushing sound sound-effects

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- Which one is that one? - This one.

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That's a laser beam.

beam laser laser-beam

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Yeah.

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- I like that one. - You like that one?

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- Yeah, I wanna pepper that one in. - Okay.

pepper

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- Don't do it while I'm talking. - All right, well, we'll see.

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- Hello. - Hey! Frank!

frank

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- That's Frank Reynolds, everybody! - I have a great topic for you.

everybody frank frank-reynolds reynolds topic

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- War. - War!

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- War? Good one! - Yeah.

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Yeah! Everyone's talking about the war.

everyones

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And I have the perfect guest.

guest perfect

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- Huh. - Okay. All right.

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- Ben the soldier. - Hey, Dee. Good to see you.

soldier

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What are you doing? No. No, no, no. I'm not comfortable with this.

comfortable

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Okay, Ben is a soldier. He's in the war probably.

soldier

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Not now, obviously, unless the war is happening here. Is the war happening here?

obviously

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I don't know! Let's get into all this stuff. All right, great.

stuff

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Ben the soldier is here with us, folks, and I want to talk to him,

folks soldier

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because, Ben, it's my understanding

understanding

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that there is a war going on right now.

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Am I… Am I right in this?

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Well, actually there are two wars right now.

wars

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- Two war… - You don't say.

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- We're in the midst of two wars? - Huh!

midst wars

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Now, the United States of America is engaged in both of these wars?

america engaged states united united-states wars

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Yes. Yes, they are.

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And, uh, are either of these wars happening on US, uh, soil?

soil wars

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Excuse me. Let me, let me…

excuse

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- What is your job in the war? - Let me just…

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- Are you a carrier of, uh, large weaponry? - Let me just interrupt.

interrupt

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How 'bout if we talk about how you used to bang each other?

bang bout used

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- Yeah. - No…

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What kind of technique did you use? Tie-ups and stuff like that.

stuff technique

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- Frank, it's not good radio. - 'Cause people like sex.

frank radio

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Okay, well, I just want to clarify.

clarify

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What my producer, Frank, is actually referring to is the fact

fact frank producer referring

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that Ben, our soldier here,

soldier

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and Dee used to be lovers.

lovers used

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- Hey! - Don't do that to me.

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That's a good one.

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That's not funny.

funny

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You're in the hot seat, girl.

girl seat

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I'm not in the hot seat! Ben's in the hot seat!

bens seat

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All right, Mac, so you're gonna come on the ice

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and fire out to center. Right?

center fire

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Do, like, a cool turn, get the crowd going!

cool crowd

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- Okay. So, fire out… - Come on!

fire

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- Huh? - What are you doing?

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- Huh? - That's not cool! Wait.

cool

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Do you not know how to ice skate?

skate

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No, not at all.

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But I figured you would teach me, 'cause we got plenty of time.

figured plenty teach

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We don't have time! It's tomorrow night, man!

night tomorrow tomorrow-night

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Charlie, you gotta help me, dude. This is my big break. Come on!

break charlie

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Oh, my God!

↓

All right, we got a lot of work to do.

↓

All right, here. Grab the stick.

grab stick

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- Ready? - Uh-huh.

ready

↓

And we'll start slow. Oh, my…

slow start

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- This is gonna take forever, man. - That's good.

forever

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That's good. That's good. I'm skating.

skating

↓

Push it to the limit

limit push

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Limit

limit

↓

Walk along the razor's edge

along edge walk

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But don't look down

↓

Just keep your head or you'll be finished

finished head

↓

Open up the limit

limit open

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Limit

limit

↓

Past the point of no return

past point return

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You've reached the top But still you gotta learn

learn reached

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How to keep it

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Charlie, don't! Don't! Don't!

charlie

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Hit the wheel and double the stakes

double stakes wheel

↓

Throttle wide open like a bat out of hell

open throttle wide wide-open

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You crash the gates

crash gates

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Crash the gates

crash gates

↓

Going for the back of beyond

beyond

↓

Nothin' gonna stop you There's nothin' that strong

nothin strong

↓

Send it on in!

send

↓

Whoo-hoo!

whoo

↓

So push it

push

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Ooh, yeah

↓

The limit, the limit, the limit, the limit

limit

↓

Push it to the limit The limit, the limit, the limit, the limit

limit push

↓

Okay, next guest!

guest

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All right, Dennis, let's get this over with.

dennis

↓

Don't bring her in here stinkin' up the joint. Come on.

bring joint stinkin

↓

Frank said you were gonna apologize to me.

apologize frank

↓

Oh! Who's in the hot seat now?

seat

↓

All right.

↓

Let's not push too many of those.

push

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- You're abusing it. - No, no, that's good.

abusing

↓

It's gonna get not funny after a little while.

funny

↓

Oops.

oops

↓

Okay, let's stop. All right, well, so let me understand this, waitress.

waitress

↓

Uh, Frank promised you an apology from me.

apology frank promised

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And now you didn't believe him, did you?

believe

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- Come on. - Yeah.

↓

Really? Okay, well, that makes you incredibly gullible and stupid.

gullible incredibly makes stupid

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Oh! Oh, oh! Don't take that from him.

↓

Are you gonna take that from him? Stand up for yourself!

stand

↓

I'm not leaving here until you apologize to me.

apologize leaving

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Yeah? Well, you're gonna be here for a while.

↓

She's boring me.

boring

↓

I'll give you 50 bucks if you take off your top

bucks

↓

and you drink soup out of my shoe.

drink shoe soup

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- What? - Okay, that I'd like to see.

↓

Yeah, yeah, me too. What do you say, sister?

sister

↓

- You need some extra cash? - No.

cash extra extra-cash

↓

500 bucks.

bucks

↓

Cricket, bring her some soup.

bring cricket soup

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You're gonna pay me $500 to drink soup out of a shoe.

drink shoe soup

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And take your top off.

↓

Fine.

↓

- Oh! - I'll do it.

↓

- Nice! - But I am not taking my top off.

↓

- Well, that's a relief to all of us. - Ooh!

relief

↓

- Zing! - Zinged her!

zing

↓

Gotcha!

gotcha

↓

Couldn't find soup, but I found some dirty dishwater.

dirty found soup

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- Boom! Even better! - I am not drinking dishwater.

boom drinking

↓

- Oh, come on. - Dump it on her head.

dump head

↓

- What? - Yes!

↓

- Whoa! - Oh, my God!

whoa

↓

Hold it Ugh!

↓

Oh, now this is good radio!

radio

↓

Holy shit, dude. There's a lot of people here.

holy

↓

I'm getting nervous, Charlie.

charlie nervous

↓

Yeah, you might throw up when you get out there, you know,

might throw

↓

from the nerves.

nerves

↓

You're supposed to be my coach, dude.

coach supposed

↓

Don't tell me I'm gonna throw up!

throw

↓

I know, but people do that, so try not to throw up.

throw

↓

Oh, come on, dude.

↓

Mac! Charlie! What's up, man?

charlie

↓

Oh, hey! You guys came to support me!

support

↓

- Uh, yeah! Yeah! - Oh… Yeah, that was…

↓

- Yeah, yeah, that's why we're here. - Primarily, yeah.

↓

But also, you know, since we're here,

↓

we wanted to give you this tape

tape wanted

↓

so you could give it to those radio guys.

radio

↓

That's our demo tape. We were recording the whole thing on a computer.

computer demo recording tape whole

↓

But then the computer got water dumped all over it. It was a whole thing.

computer dumped water whole

↓

- "Luther Vandross?" - Is that still on there?

luther luther-vandross vandross

↓

- Oh, that's very off-putting, Dennis. - We should have relabeled it.

dennis putting

↓

It's not Luther Vandross.

luther luther-vandross vandross

↓

Make sure you tell 'em it's not Luther Vandross.

luther luther-vandross vandross

↓

Let's get going! Mac from South Philly, get out here!

philly south south-philly

↓

- This is you! - Oh! Here we go. Here we go.

↓

Everybody say a prayer.

everybody prayer

↓

Let's do this.

↓

Give 'em the tape.

tape

↓

- What is that? - The future of radio, you jabronis.

future radio

↓

"Jabronis." Cool word.

cool word

↓

Score!

score

↓

He did it!

↓

Mac from South Philly has cemented himself

philly south south-philly

↓

as a Philly sports legend!

legend philly sports

↓

Let's hear it for Mac!

↓

Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac!

↓

Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac!

↓

Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac!

↓

Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac!

↓

Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac!

↓

Wake up! Mac!

wake

↓

Mac! Mac! Wake up!

wake

↓

Mac, wake up!

wake

↓

Oh, what happened? Did I do good, Charlie?

charlie happened

↓

No. You fell on your face almost immediately, man.

face fell immediately

↓

- Who took the shot? - I took the shot.

shot

↓

Yeah, I missed wide right by, like, a mile. It was terrible.

mile missed wide

↓

Look on the bright side, dude.

bright bright-side side

↓

I think you're gonna be a sports celebrity after all,

celebrity sports

↓

'cause they're definitely gonna play that shit on ESPN.

espn