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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 6, Episode 2 — Dennis Gets Divorced

Hey! Hi.

#1

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Hey.

#2

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Come back to bed and snuggle with me.

#3

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Oh. I wish I could, but I got to go to work.

#4

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But there's cab fare on the nightstand.

#5

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That's the third morning in a row you've done that.

#6

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We're married. I'm already home, silly.

#7

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Right. Y-You're here. We're married, and that's cool.

#8

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I'm psyched, dude. That's great. So you're…yeah. Okay.

#9

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Well, you know, you could use the cab fare to get to work.

#10

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- Oh, I don't work. - Oh.

#11

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Okay. I just thought maybe you weren't going to work recently

#12

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because we were going through a little bit of a honeymoon phase.

#13

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But you're saying that you don't have a job.

#14

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- No job. - No job at all.

#15

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- Wow. - All yours.

#16

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- All mine. All mine all the time. - All the time.

#17

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Okay. Except on my work days. I do have to go to work, you know.

#18

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So, that's cool though. You can just hang out here, I guess,

#19

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and sort of get used to the lay of the land or whatever.

#20

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Although don't go snooping around too much.

#21

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'Cause this has all happened very fast and I haven't really had time

#22

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to do a pass yet.

#23

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Don't…don't look in those drawers.

#24

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What…what's in those drawers?

#25

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My sex tapes. Yeah.

#26

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- All right, I got to go to work. - I love you.

#27

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I love you too, Maureen.

#28

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Uhh!

#29

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Okay. Look, dude.

#30

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All I'm saying is that you started off our domestic partnership

#31

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on some very shaky, uh… very bullshitty ground, dude.

#32

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And I'm saying, Charlie, you should get over it, move on.

#33

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You signed the prenup. Case closed.

#34

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You told me it was the phone bill, man. Of course I signed it.

#35

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Why would you think that you needed to sign a phone bill?

#36

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I can't keep track of our financial comings and goings.

#37

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When he hands me something to sign and it's about money and papers, I sign it.

#38

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Hey-o!

#39

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Look who got a brand-new car.

#40

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I'm still a little bit confused as to why in the hell

#41

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you two got married in the first place.

#42

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Yeah, Charlie gets health insurance, and I get diddly squat.

#43

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He's gonna get some perks. He doesn't trust me.

#44

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Hey. Why in the hell are you bathing yourself in the sink?

#45

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Because I don't have a home anymore.

#46

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So, this is where I take a shower. This is where I live, Dennis.

#47

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Texting me again. This is pathetic.

#48

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Back me up on this, Dennis. You got a prenup with Maureen, right?

#49

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Uh, no, I did not. Should I have?

#50

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Should you have? You are screwed!

#51

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Typical. This is so typical.

#52

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My God! Dee, you clearly have something you want to say.

#53

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So let's just get it over with.

#54

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Oh, no. No, it's no big deal. It's just Bill Ponderosa.

#55

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He's, like, obsessed with me now or something.

#56

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I don't know. He's texting me all the time.

#57

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He calls me, like, nonstop. He bought me a new car.

#58

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Dee, are you seriously bragging about sleeping with a married man?

#59

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Yeah, one second you're on your high horse about how great marriage is,

#60

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and now you're destroying one?

#61

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Well, I'm not the one who's married. I didn't do anything wrong.

#62

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You let him buy you a car.

#63

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Well, Frank, I'm not gonna go passing on free cars.

#64

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Guys. Guys, guys, guys, guys.

#65

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All this talk about marriage and Dee being such a whore has got me thinking.

#66

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I never got a bachelor party. We should go to the strip club.

#67

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- Right now? - Yeah! Immediately!

#68

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And since you would have been my best man, you should probably throw it for me. Yeah.

#69

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What? No way, dude. I'm so pissed at you for throwing me out of the apartment.

#70

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Yeah, and I'm still pretty pissed about you not throwing me a bachelor party.

#71

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So this way I figure we'll be even.

#72

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I'm ready for this. Being married to Charlie's got me all confused.

#73

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I gotta get my hetero on.

#74

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* Wanna get dirty dirty *

#75

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* I'm gonna make your body hot, girl *

#76

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* Make you sweat *

#77

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* I'm gonna give you the time of your life, yeah *

#78

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I like that move. What is that, a little motorcycle?

#79

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That's pretty… yeah, not like that though.

#80

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It's pretty good. But you gotta use a little bit more shoulder.

#81

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I like the way he's doing it actually.

#82

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Yeah. 'Cause I'm like… I'm-I'm bending the bike.

#83

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But that's not really how you drive a motorcycle.

#84

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Yeah, but you're not really driving a motorcycle.

#85

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- It's my thing, okay? - All right.

#86

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If you're not gonna take it seriously, then don't do it.

#87

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I felt like I was doing it pretty good.

#88

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I feel like you're taking it too seriously.

#89

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- Let's not fight. It's a bachelor party. - Oh!

#90

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I got a text. I got a text from the woman. "Miss you."

#91

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I'll just write back "Miss you too. Miss you too."

#92

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Now do I write the word "too," or should I write the number "2"?

#93

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What's the best way to do that when we're texting?

#94

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Who cares, dude?

#95

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I'll do the word. I'll do the word.

#96

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Okay, great! Frank, what's with the purse?

#97

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This is my money bag. I'm gonna make it rain, baby.

#98

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Whoa! Hold on. Make it rain? What is that?

#99

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You're gonna chuck money everywhere? Don't do that.

#100

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Will you lighten up? I'd like to make it rain. Can I make it rain, Mac?

#101

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Why are you asking me?

#102

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Well, dude, 'cause I can't fund my own bachelor party. That's just tacky.

#103

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Fine. Excuse me. Hi.

#104

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What is the recommended amount of money for one to make it rain?

#105

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I'd say at least a thousand.

#106

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How much would it cost for this gentleman and I to get a nice couple's dance?

#107

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Uh, sorry. You have to be a couple for that.

#108

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We are a couple. Charlie, documents.

#109

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- All right, this is what it was all for. - Mm-hmm.

#110

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- Look at this. We're married. - Yeah.

#111

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Oh, you guys are cute. You're still gonna have to pay full price.

#112

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Screw this. I'm gonna go make it rain. All right.

#113

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All right, well, hang on a second. Give me some money.

#114

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Let's go, I'm your husband. Give me some money.

#115

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* Ooh, don't say maybe… *

#116

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- There it is. - What is this?

#117

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I'm tightening the purse strings on this relationship

#118

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until there's a little bit of give and take.

#119

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You know what, keep your money. I don't need your little allowance.

#120

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Hey, we'll see.

#121

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Oh, "Miss you more."

#122

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That's classic Maureen right there.

#123

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She's always got to one-up me for some…some reason.

#124

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And so I'll write back what?

#125

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I don't care.

#126

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"Miss you most." Most. Can't get more than most, right?

#127

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So that should… that should be the end of it, right?

#128

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So, I hope so.

#129

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Oh, man. You just cannot get enough, huh?

#130

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Sorry for just showing up, you know, but you weren't responding to my texts.

#131

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Oh, I totally get it. Once you pop, you can't stop, am I right?

#132

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Actually, I came clean to my wife.

#133

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And she kicked me out of the house.

#134

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- Ew. Ouch. - Yeah.

#135

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Bet you wish you could take that one back.

#136

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So I was thinking, maybe I could stay here tonight.

#137

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- Oh. - You are somewhat responsible for this.

#138

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No. No, no, no, no.

#139

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Can't you stay in a hotel or something. Isn't that…

#140

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I would, but she froze my assets.

#141

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Yikes.

#142

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Shit's getting pretty real for you, huh?

#143

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But nonetheless, uh, I really, like I said, I don't want you in my space.

#144

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So there's got to be a lot of other places that you could stay

#145

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that aren't, you know, here.

#146

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Dee, I gave you a car.

#147

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You're gonna jam the car in my face, huh?

#148

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Come in.

#149

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Thanks.

#150

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*The boys are back in town, the boys are back in town *

#151

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* The boys are back in town *

#152

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* Da da da da da da da da da da *

#153

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* Da da da da da, da da da da da da da da da *

#154

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* The boys are back in town! *

#155

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- Whoo! - Dennis!

#156

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Hey.

#157

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What are you doing? It is 2:00 in the morning.

#158

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- I was sleeping, Dennis. - That's cool.

#159

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Well, you're up now, baby girl, so let's do some shots.

#160

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No, I don't drink. You know that.

#161

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I think it makes people look ugly.

#162

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I…

#163

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Maybe I should go to my room.

#164

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That is not your room anymore.

#165

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It is my craft studio, so kindly stay out of there.

#166

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- What? - Don't freak out, dude.

#167

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It's all good, dude.

#168

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She turned it into her craft studio where she makes terrible

#169

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sweatshirts out of cats or puts cats in sweatshirts,

#170

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and then I'm, like, "Dude, what the hell did you do?"

#171

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What? Dennis, do not talk to me that way. I am your wife.

#172

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Please show me some respect in front of your friends.

#173

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Uh, you know what? I'm not entirely certain that you are my wife.

#174

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'Cause I remember marrying Maureen Ponderosa.

#175

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And you are no Maureen Ponderosa.

#176

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That doesn't even…I don't know what that…what?

#177

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- Divorce! - What? What did you just say?

#178

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I will divorce you, Maureen. I'll do it.

#179

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Okay, you're drunk. Why don't we just go to bed…

#180

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I'm not drunk. I'm more sober than I've ever been in my entire life.

#181

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Okay, I'm a little bit drunk… I'm totally drunk, but my mind is sober.

#182

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And my mind's telling me the following,

#183

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I don't love you, Maureen. I don't love you. I never loved you.

#184

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You're annoying, and you're strange.

#185

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- I don't know what to say. - Don't say anything.

#186

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'Cause every time you open your mouth, I'm, like, ohh!

#187

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It's like her breath is, like, always so bad.

#188

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It's like a dead tooth… it's the dead tooth.

#189

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I'm saying it now. I'll say it. You have a dead tooth. You realize that, right?

#190

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And I hate it! And it's annoying!

#191

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I want you and your boy toy out of my apartment now!

#192

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- I'm the boy toy. - You're my boy toy.

#193

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No, I'm not gonna leave our apartment

#194

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or should I say my apartment 'cause it's my apartment.

#195

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Oh, yeah? How about if you guys don't leave,

#196

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I call the cops and I tell them you beat me?

#197

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What in the hell are you talking about? I didn't touch you.

#198

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What-what-what are you doing? What is that?

#199

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- I recognize that. What is that? - Oh, shit!

#200

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That's from…that's from Fear, dude.

#201

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- Oh, that's Marky Mark. - That's Marky Mark.

#202

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That's what Marky Mark does. He does that. And then, um…

#203

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Oh, shit, and then the cops come and he gets…

#204

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The police think that William Peterson… and he gets it.

#205

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- The guy from C.S.I… - Go! She means business.

#206

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- She means business. - Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

#207

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Oh, my God.

#208

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You are really making yourself at home here, huh?

#209

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Yeah. Sorry.

#210

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- You want to have sex? - What? No.

#211

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No. God, no. Please close your legs up. That's…

#212

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Listen, I-I don't want to get into your personal life, you know what I mean?

#213

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It's not really any of my business. But this is really bumming me out, okay?

#214

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So here's what I'd like to do.

#215

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I'd like to talk game plan with you, okay?

#216

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And number one, and most importantly, uh, the car.

#217

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Now hear me out. It was kind of a gift.

#218

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So it'd be pretty rude of you to try and…

#219

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I don't give a shit about the car, okay? My life is in ruins.

#220

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- I'm gonna lose my kids. - Okay, great.

#221

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So we're in agreement. I keep the car. That's wonderful.

#222

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Now secondly, and this is gonna be kind of hard to hear

#223

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but, um, get out!

#224

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Get out!

#225

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You gotta go back to your wife, okay, and get out of my place!

#226

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Okay, well, I'm gonna need the car to get over there.

#227

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Okay. Well, the car's off the table, okay?

#228

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We just discussed the car and we came to an agreement that…

#229

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stop bringing up the car, okay?

#230

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So I'll get dressed and I'll drive you over there and I'll drop you off.

#231

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- Okay. - Okay. Well, get up.

#232

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Oh, God. I don't…I don't…okay, I'm gonna go in here. Jesus.

#233

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Yeah. You know what I mean, I wouldn't have imagined the whole thing

#234

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going down the way it did.

#235

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It was a little uncomfortable but I'm glad, you know,

#236

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we got our little "heart-to-heart" or whatever you want to call it,

#237

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out of the way. I feel like now we can set aside

#238

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our differences and settle this whole divorce pretty amicably, you know.

#239

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You think it's gonna be that easy, dude?

#240

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Well, yeah, of course. I mean, marriage and divorce

#241

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these days is like more of a formality than anything else, you know.

#242

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It's just sort of something that you do, right?

#243

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Don't snap at me, Charlie! You bring nothing to the table!

#244

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- Oh! Oh! - Nothing! This is my money!

#245

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- I bring nothing to the table! - You bring nothing to the table!

#246

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Oh, really? Do you ever stop for one second and think about,

#247

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"Hey, hey, where do all of the groceries come from,

#248

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- Frank, okay?" - Ohh!

#249

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"Oh, how did my laundry get so clean?"

#250

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"Oh, oh, who washed all the dishes today?"

#251

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Nobody washes the dishes!

#252

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We eat the food directly off the coffee table and you know it!

#253

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I cannot stand being married to you!

#254

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Oh, you can't stand it? I'm gonna pull the plug.

#255

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You're gonna flush our marriage down the toilet?

#256

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Right down the toilet!

#257

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- Flush it, big boy! - Yes! There we go!

#258

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Flush it down the toilet 'cause I don't care!

#259

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Oh, yeah? I'm gonna pull the plug, but first I'm gonna draw up some documents.

#260

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This is gonna be an ugly-ass divorce. We're gonna get a mediator.

#261

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Okay, I got it. We'll get that idiot lawyer that helps us out.

#262

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- He does good by us. - Yeah, he's excellent.

#263

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But he slapped a restraining order on us. We can't use him.

#264

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Also, you need a lawyer too. We should talk about that.

#265

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I need a lawyer? For what?

#266

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How are you not grasping this situation?

#267

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- Oh, for the divorce. Yeah. - The divorce.

#268

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- You getting a divorce? - Yeah.

#269

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All right, so it's going around.

#270

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Okay, I think I know someone who will take both our cases.

#271

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Ah. Is it you?

#272

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Is it? 'Cause if it's you, I'm not interested.

#273

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All right. Well, I have a family member who's a lawyer. I bet he'd do it.

#274

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It's coming up here. This…yeah, this is it right here.

#275

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Ponderosa's Ponderosa.

#276

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Could you wait a minute?

#277

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I just want to make sure it's okay.

#278

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Yeah, you know, whatever it's gonna take to wrap this up, really.

#279

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Maureen?

#280

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No, it's Dee.

#281

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How are things going on your end?

#282

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Oh, not bad. Yeah, not bad. I'm getting a divorce.

#283

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Well, I know how that goes.

#284

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Got a messy situation going on on my end too.

#285

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Had to let my guy go. Had to cut him loose.

#286

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I tell you what though. I do love the car. Hands-free, Blue…

#287

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I can do all kinds of stuff with both hands.

#288

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Dennis? Did we get cut off?

#289

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- Okay, hop in there. - Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

#290

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What is this? What are you doing?

#291

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Here he goes. Okay, go, go.

#292

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- What? - Go! Go!

#293

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Oh, my God!

#294

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I'm so glad you called, Charlie.

#295

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Your uncle never hears from you anymore.

#296

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All right. Well, you're kinda the only actual lawyer I know

#297

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you know, who doesn't have a restraining order against me,

#298

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- so I sort of had to call you… - Hey, hey, I-I miss you too, bud.

#299

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Mmm, with the touching. With the touching. None of that.

#300

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You're put off by my hands.

#301

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I know they're very small. It's been very hard on me.

#302

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There's nothing wrong with your hands, okay?

#303

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Can we just focus on the law?

#304

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Of course. All right.

#305

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As far as shared assets, I'm not seeing much.

#306

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- I'm keeping the hot plate! - Over my dead body!

#307

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Hey, hey, hey! Easy, boys. Don't let the dog off the leash, okay?

#308

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Remember, the bigger man walks away first.

#309

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- He can have the hot plate. - Oh! Hot dog!

#310

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Now we're cooking with gas!

#311

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Moving along to art holdings.

#312

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All I'm seeing is a series of drawings of elephants.

#313

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- Mmm. - Oh.

#314

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Oh, yeah. Well, Charlie did the elephant drawings.

#315

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- Yeah, but… - You should keep 'em.

#316

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- I did those for you, man. - I like 'em.

#317

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Well, you should like 'em. I put a lot of work into 'em.

#318

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And thank you for saying you like 'em.

#319

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- I've seen 'em, and I like 'em too. - Yeah, they're good.

#320

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I'll keep the drawings, okay?

#321

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If I didn't know any better,

#322

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I'd say there's a lot of love in this room.

#323

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Look, Jack, we just want to get back to where we were.

#324

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Sounds like what you guys want is an annulment.

#325

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It would essentially void your partnership.

#326

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- Yeah. Right. That sounds perfect. - Marriage blows.

#327

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Preaching to the choir, fellas.

#328

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All right. I just need both your signatures on here.

#329

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All right, that's easy enough.

#330

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Easy-peasy.

#331

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One.

#332

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Two! We did it!

#333

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That's it. Your union has hereby been dissolved.

#334

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Why did we have to do all the touching and the hand holding if it was just…

#335

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It was fun. Hey, Mac.

#336

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You mind snapping a photo for the Web site?

#337

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But keep my hands out of the shot. I'll put 'em down here.

#338

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You guys. You guys, I need help. I don't know what to do.

#339

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I just kidnapped Bill Ponderosa's kids.

#340

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All right. Are the kids confined in any way?

#341

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Maybe in a crawl space or a backyard bunker?

#342

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No. They're out in the car.

#343

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Have you touched them yet?

#344

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Absolutely not. What… who is this man?

#345

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Don't…you're…you don't need to…

#346

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- What is she, some cheap tramp? - Oh, no!

#347

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Oh, my God! You are such an asshole! I followed you, okay?

#348

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- I knew you were seeing someone else! - Honey, no…

#349

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Hi. Hi, there. I'm Dee.

#350

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Uh, I understand that.

#351

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Listen, I want to just say I'm really sorry about-about the kids.

#352

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I tell you what, I did not mean to kidnap them.

#353

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That was all… that was all this guy.

#354

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They're not my kids.

#355

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- Aren't you his wife? - No. I'm his mistress.

#356

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Well, what the hell, man?

#357

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- I'm taking my car back. - Nuh-uh. That's my car.

#358

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Actually, I loaned it to both of you ladies.

#359

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You son of a bitch! I'm gonna kill you!

#360

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What? How many mistresses do you have?

#361

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- Mistress? - I'm his wife! Kids, let's go.

#362

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- Yeah, come on, kids. Let's go home. - No, no, no, no, no.

#363

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Not you, Bill. Now I want this to be over with right now!

#364

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- So how much does he owe you? - What?

#365

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How much does he owe you, whore?

#366

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How much does he owe you for the sex?

#367

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Oh. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.

#368

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I'm not a prostitute. I think that's…that's clear.

#369

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- You know? - Oh. Well, congratulations.

#370

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You're the only woman he didn't have to pay to sleep with.

#371

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You must be very proud of yourself.

#372

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Wait!

#373

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No, no! Oh, goddamn it!

#374

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Yeah.

#375

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Well, the, uh,

#376

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gravity of my situation just set in.

#377

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- So… - Let's go get you a divorce, huh?

#378

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- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely. - Yep.

#379

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You guys, uh, have any questions?

#380

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Yeah, I got a question. What's in the fanny pack?

#381

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Oh, check this out, Mac and Dennis.

#382

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Just a little victory dance.

#383

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Thought maybe we could hang out later.

#384

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No…um…

#385

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Oh, Mr. Reynolds.

#386

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Oh, uh, I'm sorry. What are you doing here?

#387

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Well, when I heard you were getting divorced,

#388

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I…I felt compelled to involve myself.

#389

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I'm sorry. How would you have heard that I was getting a divorce?

#390

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I-I-I may have told him.

#391

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You know I so enjoyed listening to you drunkenly explain all that at 3:00 a.m.

#392

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I enjoyed it so much that I tracked down Maureen here

#393

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and I offered her my services, pro bono, of course.

#394

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Hold on, fellas.

#395

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I'm Jack Kelly. I'm a lawyer.

#396

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Hello, Jack Kelly. The pleasure is all mine.

#397

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It's a pleasure to meet you.

#398

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The pleasure's still…

#399

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- Why don't we just get started? - Why don't we just get started?

#400

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Ahh.

#401

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- Boy, the old place, huh? - Uhh…

#402

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- Yeah. - Some good memories here.

#403

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All of us.

#404

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Hey, um…

#405

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- So I was like… - I'm gonna go.

#406

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No, no, no. No, stick around, dude. Stick…stick around.

#407

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- Please don't… - I don't want to though.

#408

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- No, you should stay. - Yeah.

#409

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- Shea butter. - Oh.

#410

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- Assorted lanolin products. - Oh, God.

#411

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I'm serious. You could be a hand model. You've got the goods.

#412

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Well, that was quick, guys.

#413

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Open-and-shut case, Dennis.

#414

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- Okay. - Did you get the apartment back?

#415

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I sure did.

#416

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You did? You did?

#417

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And you also acquired Miss Ponderosa's debt.

#418

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What? You're in debt?

#419

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Not anymore. But you are. About 90K.

#420

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This guy seems to think you don't have a case,

#421

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- and I'm inclined to agree with him. - Yeah.

#422

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Well, when I found out that Miss Ponderosa here had been cast out

#423

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of her marital home,

#424

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I-I only thought it was fair that you assumed her debt

#425

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in addition to the alimony payments, of course.

#426

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Wait a second. So I gotta pay alimony payments? Uncle Jack, what the hell?

#427

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I-I froze up. He's great.

#428

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Oh, congratulations, Ms. Ponderosa.

#429

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Oh, congratulations to you.

#430

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See you around, Dennis.

#431

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- Yeah. - Mac.

#432

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Hey, Mac, would you mind taking a shot

#433

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of the three of us for the Web site?

#434

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Come on, Dennis.

#435

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And would it be okay if you put your hands on top of mine,

#436

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- like they're my hands? - Like that?

#437

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- Yes. - Okay.

#438

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- That looks like my hands. - Yeah.

#439

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For the Web site.

#440

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We're lawyers.

#441

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