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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 18, Episode 4 — 2026 - A Virtual Insanity

TMDB episode metadata

Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Episode title: 2026: A Virtual Insanity

Air date: August 31, 2026

Director: Heath Cullens

Top billed cast: Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Rob Mac, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito

The Gang's RV breaks down en route to a Jamiroquai concert, leaving them to fend for themselves in a dangerous wasteland of junkies and street people.

Source: TMDB

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[♪ "Virtual Insanity" playing]

insanity playing virtual

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[Frank] You look like an asshole.

asshole frank

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[Dennis] A lot of people are gonna be wearing these hats at the concert.

concert dennis hats wearing

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It might be you looking like an asshole, Frank.

asshole frank looking might

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Concert? What concert?

concert

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I thought we were going to a virtual reality thing.

reality virtual

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Oh, no. You're getting confused with "Virtual Insanity."

confused insanity virtual

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- What? - Yeah, that's Jamiroquai's top song,

song

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and Mr. Jamiroquai is the one who wears the hat.

wears

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They're a hat band.

band

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Oh, no. Come on. They're not a hat band, all right?

band

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And the man's name is not Jamiroquai. That's the band's name, okay?

bands mans name

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The man's name is Jay Kay.

mans name

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And that's not just a J and a K. That's, uh... that's spelled J-A-Y K-A-Y.

spelled

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And the band's name actually is... This is interesting.

bands interesting name

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It's a portmanteau.

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It's a portmanteau. It's a combination of, uh, two things: Jam, as in "jam session," and "Iroquois."

combination session

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It's a combination of, uh, two things: Jam, as in "jam session," and "Iroquois."

combination session

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I'm lost.

lost

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We all are, but Dennis is a super fan, so he'll go on and on about it.

dennis super

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Well, let's hear the album.

album

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- Well... - Well, there's really only the one song.

song

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Well, hard disagree on that there, pal. But yeah.

disagree hard

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No, we can't really listen to music

music

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because, uh, this thing doesn't have a CD player,

player

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and we left our phones at home as a nod to the '90s.

home left phones

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- So, we're kinda screwed here. - [scoffs] Well, not me.

kinda scoffs screwed

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I never go anywhere without my phone.

phone

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- Is that right? - [Charlie] Is that right? [chuckles]

charlie chuckles

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- Goddamn it. What's this? - [Dennis] Well, yeah.

dennis goddamn goddamn-it

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Frank, we had to take your phone

frank phone

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and replace it with a calculator because you are addicted.

addicted replace

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- Yeah. - [chanting] Concert, concert, concert.

chanting concert

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- Don't go in there for a while. - Goddamn it.

goddamn goddamn-it

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I forgot how annoying it is to go to a concert with you, Dee.

annoying concert forgot

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- You're way too drunk way too soon. - What? No.

drunk

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Remember the Dave Matthews concert where we tossed her under the Astrovan?

concert dave matthews remember tossed

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- You guys-- - ♪ She got stuffed Under the van ♪

stuffed

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♪ Broken ribs ♪

broken ribs

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- [Dee] Yeah, yeah. - [chuckling]

chuckling

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Where are we by the way? I don't recognize this area.

area recognize

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Yeah, I don't know. Um, I think I got a little turned around

turned

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- because we don't have GPS. So... - [rattling]

rattling

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What the hell is that?

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Well, you know what? We-We might be running out of gas.

might running

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- The gas gauge might... - What?

gauge might

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Yeah, well, I couldn't tell if the gas gauge was working.

gauge working

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I think we might have jacked up the electronics

electronics jacked might

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when we ripped out the console.

console ripped

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You morons.

morons

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- [Charlie] Yeah. - [Dennis] Okay, we are fully out of gas.

charlie dennis fully

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- [Frank] Shit. - Yeah, we're, uh...

frank

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Seems kind of like a rough area, isn't it?

area rough seems

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Yeah, well, it's getting worse and worse these days, I'll tell you that.

days worse

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Well, don't panic, everybody. You know, it's fine, I think.

everybody panic

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What's that?

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That's one of those driverless robot taxi cars or whatever.

cars robot taxi

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- There's nobody driving it? - Mm-mmm.

driving nobody

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[Mac] So a robocar driving through a homeless encampment.

driving homeless

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That seems like Judge Dredd.

judge seems

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Yeah, dude. You're right. It is very dystopian for sure.

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And if I could just, you know,

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bring things back around full circle, if you don't mind.

bring circle full mind

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Uh, this is the exact future

exact future

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that Jamiroquai was trying to warn us about almost 30 years ago.

warn years

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- [Dee] Hmm. - [Dennis] Mmm.

dennis

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[♪ "Temptation Sensation" playing]

playing sensation temptation

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Keep the curtains closed

closed curtains

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because the first thing those animals do is go for your holes.

animals holes

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So you gotta stuff up because that's how they get into you.

stuff

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- You gotta... Yeah. - Wait. Hang on. No. Frank.

frank hang

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- Frank, relax. - Here. Stuff up. Stuff up.

frank relax stuff

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- Nobody wants your holes. - That's how they get inside of you.

holes nobody nobody-wants wants

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- They enter. - They... [stammers]

enter stammers

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Nobody wants to be inside you.

nobody nobody-wants wants

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Don't panic. You still have time to make the concert.

concert panic

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We just need somebody to go out there and get us some gas, right?

somebody

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- Mac? - Yeah.

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Me? Why? Why me?

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Well, I mean, you're the only one with a chained wallet.

wallet

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[stammers] Oh, that was for the mosh pit though.

stammers

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Yeah, it'd be crazy for those of us

crazy

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who don't have chained wallets to go out there.

wallets

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- That'd be crazy. - Plus, you're the enforcer.

crazy plus thatd

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- Aren't you always saying that? - And that you know the streets super well.

streets super

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- He knows the streets. - You guys say that.

knows streets

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I've definitely heard you say it, but sure, if you want.

heard

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- All right. I'll do it. - Go leave with your...

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No, no. Wait. Don't go.

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Hang on to your teeth because that's what they do.

hang teeth

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They pull your teeth and use it for currency.

pull teeth

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They take my teeth? Why would they take my teeth?

teeth

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[Frank] They trade teeth for currency.

frank teeth trade

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Where are you getting that from?

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I thought you were talking about the Mad Max

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dystopian world with the oil and the cars.

cars world

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- Oh, oh, oh. - I see what's going on.

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- He's mixing up his dystopian futures. - Yeah.

futures mixing

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When you talked about the driverless car...

talked

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When you talked about the driverless car... Mad Max is after the computer wars when the humans are fighting over water.

computer fighting humans talked wars water

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Mad Max is after the computer wars when the humans are fighting over water.

computer fighting humans wars water

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Mad Max is after the computer wars when the humans are fighting over water. - Wait. What? - [Mac] Yeah.

computer fighting humans wars water

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- Wait. What? - [Mac] Yeah.

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- I thought it was in the past. - No, it's in the future.

future past

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The computers have had the big AI fight. The Terminator...

computers fight

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And the fight over water, that's Waterworld.

fight water

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No, that's when there's too much water.

water

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Which one was the midget strapped to the tank and he was playing the guitar?

guitar midget playing strapped tank

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We're getting our Mad Maxes all mixed up.

mixed

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We're getting all of these dystopian futures mixed up, and it's just...

futures mixed

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It's too much to unravel. We're gonna miss the concert, all right?

concert miss

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And I don't wanna miss the concert, okay? So, how about this?

concert miss

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Go out there, get us some gas,

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and we'll circle back to this conversation because I do think it's important.

circle conversation

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Yeah, dude. Just go get gas, please?

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I'll get the gas 'cause I'm the enforcer. I know the streets.

streets

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You're the enforcer. You know the streets. Otherwise, we're gonna be here all night.

night otherwise streets

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I'm actually gonna roll too 'cause I need some more supplies.

roll supplies

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- I gotta beef up this jungle juice. - All right. Go.

beef juice jungle

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- You really don't, Dee. - Boosh.

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- Oh, you bitch. - Oh, she got your hat.

bitch

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Yeah, that's all right. I brought a spare. [chuckles]

brought chuckles spare

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This city has really turned to shit, huh?

city turned

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Really, it's an excessive amount of homeless people, right?

amount excessive homeless

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This is just weird, right?

weird

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It's the fentanyl, Dee. It's the goddamn fentanyl.

fentanyl goddamn

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Oh, whatever happened to crackheads though?

happened

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- 'Cause crackheads were fun. - They were industrious, you know?

fun

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They would sell you a bike. They would tell you a joke.

bike joke sell

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- They would work for their crack. - They were hard workers.

crack hard workers

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They'd offer to suck dick for it. You know what I mean?

dick offer suck theyd

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- They wouldn't expect anything. - "I'll suck yo' dick!"

dick expect suck

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That was funny and this is just sad.

funny

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Oh, please. A pile of filth right in the... where I was trying to walk.

filth pile walk

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- Shit. - I'm walking here. You know what I mean?

walking

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- Shit. - I'm walking here. You know what I mean? I-I gotta be honest with you.

honest walking

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I-I gotta be honest with you.

honest

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I put too much energy drink inside of my juice, and I think my buzz is wearing off.

buzz drink energy juice wearing

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We gotta find a liquor store.

liquor liquor-store store

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No. Dee, we need to find a gas station, all right?

station

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Go ask somebody.

somebody

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[stammers] No, I'm not talking to these people. They're crazy.

crazy stammers

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You ask somebody. You're the one who knows the streets.

knows somebody streets

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Fine, pussy.

pussy

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There's nothing to be afraid of, all right? These people are harmless.

afraid harmless

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Sir. Hi, sir. Excuse me.

excuse

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Um, we're looking for a gas station. Could you point us in the right direction?

direction looking point station

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- Yeah, let me help you. [chuckles] - [chuckles]

chuckles

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You're gonna go down to the, uh, purple tent.

purple tent

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You make a left at the bug zapper.

left

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- You-You hear that? - Yeah, yeah.

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You're gonna go past the rat lot, and then you make a right at the barrels.

barrels past

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- You can't miss it. Okay? [chuckles] - [chuckling] Okay.

chuckles chuckling miss

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- All right. You see? - Yeah.

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- What? What? - Oh.

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- My chain technology failed me! - Uh...

chain failed technology

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your chain seems fine.

chain seems

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Looks like your pants technology's what failed you.

failed pants

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[yelps] That's a person. That's not a pile, that's a person.

person pile yelps

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- Go. That's a person. We gotta go. - Okay.

person

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Like, the floor's moving around and stuff,

floors moving stuff

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like furniture's, like, moving towards him.

moving

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He's, like, "Whoa." It's really, really cool.

cool whoa

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And then he launches into like a...

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♪ Well, that's what They said yesterday ♪

yesterday

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♪ There's nothing left to do But pray ♪

left pray

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♪ I think I need to find A new religion ♪

religion

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Now let's stop there. Let's examine that last couplet

examine

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because I think when he's talking about religion, he's not talking about--

religion

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- I wanna blow my brains out. - Well, yeah, it's a lot to take in.

blow brains

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Yeah, but also, aren't you singing the wrong song?

singing song

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I thought it went like...

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♪ I wanna get high, so high ♪

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♪ Hits from the bong ♪

bong hits

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No, Charlie. That's Cypress Hill. And that's two different songs.

charlie hill songs

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No, it's not. That's Jumanji, and it goes like...

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♪ Insane in the membrane ♪

insane

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[both] ♪ Insane in the brain It's Jumanji ♪

brain insane

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Hold on. No, that's a third Cypress Hill song that you're singing,

hill singing song third

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and then you're talking about a board game? Okay, it's Jamiroquai.

board board-game game

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Guys, Jesus. This is crazy.

crazy jesus

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I need both of you to expand your Jamiroquai knowledge.

expand knowledge

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Otherwise, you're gonna be at the concert, you're gonna be listening to the music,

concert listening music otherwise

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but you're not gonna be really hearing the music.

hearing music

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Goddamn it. If I could just play the song,

goddamn goddamn-it song

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if I could just play it, I swear to God, you'd really get it, you know what I mean?

swear

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I have a CD. I just... We don't even have a CD player.

player

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Dude, I bet there's, like, an old music player in this tent city somewhere.

city music player tent

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You know, all these people are on old technology, man.

technology

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I bet they could play that.

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Hey. Yeah. You know what?

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There's a certain flea market quality to it out there, you know?

certain flea market quality

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Except with more drugs and violence.

drugs except violence

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If you go out there, it's gonna draw attention to us.

attention draw

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And if those cockroaches catch a scent, we're finished.

catch finished scent

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Look, Frank, man, these are people, dude.

frank

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Yeah, don't refer to them as cockroaches.

refer

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That's appalling, you know what I mean?

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These are people that we look through and ignore,

ignore

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unless we need to buy drugs or CD players.

drugs players

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Yeah. They are probably covered in cockroaches.

covered

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Well, if you hear two gunshots, then you know they got into my holes.

gunshots holes

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So then just burn the RV. Just fire it up.

burn fire

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If they're in your holes, dude, you're not getting the shot off.

holes shot

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That's a good point. If they've advanced that far, you're not--

advanced point

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- Yeah, you're done for. - You're done for. But, yes.

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We'll burn it down if they're in your holes.

burn holes

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We got you covered, okay?

covered

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[♪ jovial music plays]

jovial jovial-music music music-plays plays

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[Mac] Oh, thank God.

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Hello? Hello, sir.

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Sir, hi, hi, hi. [chuckles]

chuckles

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Uh, our RV broke down,

broke

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and, um, oh, as you can see, my chain wallet was ripped away by a homeless man,

chain homeless ripped wallet

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and I-I-I don't, unfortunately, have any funds,

funds unfortunately

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but I'm wondering if we-we can, uh...

wondering

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I see you pointing at the sign, but I...

pointing sign

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Oh, I get... No, I-I think there's a bit of a misunderstanding.

misunderstanding

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Sorry. No, no, we're not homeless.

homeless

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I don't think he's gonna help us.

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I think this guy thinks we're homeless, Dee.

homeless thinks

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I think we gotta come up with a completely different solution.

completely solution

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You know what? I've got an idea.

idea

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Come with me.

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Okay, give me the bottle.

bottle

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No, no, you can't. You're gonna dump it out.

dump

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Of course I'm gonna dump it. I'm gonna fill it with gasoline.

course dump fill gasoline

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You're gonna regret not having jungle boobs in the parking lot.

boobs having jungle parking regret

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Jungle boobs? Jungle boobs? You are useless.

boobs jungle useless

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Give me the hat.

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Yeah, this is working.

working

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- What? What is that? - Dee, what is that?

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Is that a homeless person's bottle?

bottle homeless persons

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Did I pick up the wrong one back there?

pick

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Oh, my God. Are you drinking street juice?

drinking juice street

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[coughing] Oh, God. [groans]

coughing groans

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Oh, my God. You're gonna get hepatitis. That's disgusting.

disgusting hepatitis

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Uh-oh. Starting to fold.

fold starting

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What? Fold?

fold

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- Oh, my God. Is that the fentanyl? - [driver] Hey!

driver fentanyl

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- [Dee] Folding. - You took fentanyl.

fentanyl folding

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Unfold and run, Dee. Unfold and run.

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I'm sorry. It's okay. We're not homeless.

homeless

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- Get the hell away from my truck! - Unfold. Unfold and run, Dee!

truck

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There's nothing weird about this!

weird

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God, look at all these homeless people, man.

homeless

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Population is booming.

booming population

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Yeah. Where are they coming from, dude?

coming

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Glad it's not nighttime. I'd be scared as shit.

glad scared

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Yeah. And you know, I feel bad too, you know.

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We're, like, driving to a jazz show in a spare home... [chuckles]

chuckles driving home jazz spare

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...and these people have, like, no homes, you know.

homes

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Right, yeah. I see the irony in that.

irony

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It's-It's a shame, but, you know, nothing to be done. Uh-uh.

shame

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Well, nothing you can do about it,

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- but, you know... - Yeah. [sighs]

sighs

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Have you noticed there's quite a few people around here that are, like, folded?

noticed

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- [Charlie] Yeah, they're like... I know. - Look at this guy right here.

charlie

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What is that? Like, how do they not tip over?

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Good question. Yeah, it's actually quite impressive, isn't it?

impressive question

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It's, like, they gotta have strong legs to-to-to pull that off, you know?

legs pull strong

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Are the drugs only affecting the top half?

affecting drugs half

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It's a torso-based narcotic, you know what I mean?

based torso

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Still, it feels like somebody should do something about this.

feels somebody

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It's gotta be tough on the spine long-term.

spine term tough

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Yeah. You know what? Go with me here. I got an idea.

idea

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Hang on. Check this out.

check hang

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All right? And I just go up a little.

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[Dennis] You lift him up and...

dennis lift

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[Dennis] You lift him up and... - [Charlie] There we go. - Hey!

charlie dennis lift

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- [Charlie] There we go. - Hey!

charlie

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Look at that, huh?

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Yeah, not bad.

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Not bad? Dude, come on, that's, like, a million-dollar idea right there.

dollar idea million

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- Look at that. Look at that. - Well, yeah. [chuckles]

chuckles

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Who's gonna give you the million dollars?

dollars million million-dollars

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'Cause these people don't have any money.

money

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Uh, well, no. Yeah. No, they don't, but you know what you do in those plays?

plays

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You-You find an investor, like, some kind of big-money guy

investor money

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- who sees how to monetize this thing. - Government contract.

contract government sees

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- That's where the big money is at, right? - Yes,

money

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yeah, it's a social play, right?

social

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You go after the federal dollars.

dollars federal

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We got a real problem with the folding. Let's take care of this kind of a thing.

care folding problem real real-problem

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Hey, are you hearing music coming from over there?

coming hearing music

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I am hearing that. It's got to be playing out of something, right?

hearing playing

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- Should we check that out? - Yeah, let's do it.

check

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Dude, if you don't mind, I'm just gonna grab this.

grab mind

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- [Dennis] Yeah, yeah. - [grunts]

dennis grunts

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Just, you know, don't want anyone to steal the prototype.

prototype steal

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You know, copyrights, trademarks and that kind of thing.

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- I just... You get what I'm saying, right? - I got you.

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You know, you just gotta copyright and all that stuff.

stuff

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[♪ salsa music playing]

music music-playing playing salsa

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[in Spanish]

spanish

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- Cricket? - Hey!

cricket

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[all cheering]

cheering

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Hey! What's good?

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[cheering continues]

cheering continues

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- You mind turning that down a little bit? - Yeah, yeah.

mind turning

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- Turn that down a little, Cricket. - Yeah.

cricket

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- Cricket. Cricket! - Cricket.

cricket

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- ¡Ay! - I noticed you speaking Spanish earlier.

noticed spanish speaking speaking-spanish

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Is this a Latino neighborhood? Or...

latino neighborhood

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[clears throat] I'm with the Puerto Ricans now.

clears clears-throat puerto throat

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- Oh! They, like, own you or something? - [Cricket] No, no, no, no.

cricket

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- Don't ask. It's... - Well, I mean, in a way. But either way...

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[laughs] Hey, cool. That's cool.

cool laughs

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Cricket, what's the story with that CD player?

cricket player story

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Is that up for grabs? 'Cause I'd like to barter for that.

barter grabs

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Yeah, we kind of need one of those.

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That's my most prized possession.

possession

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[Charlie] He just said he'd barter for it. So...

barter charlie

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That's your most prized possession?

possession

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[stammers] If you wanna haggle, we can haggle

stammers

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because I'm looking at that hat,

looking

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and I'm thinking, "That's a bang-up chamber pot."

bang chamber thinking

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I don't have indoor plumbing. That hat's got structure.

hats plumbing structure

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You could throw a bag in there, it's good to go.

throw

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I'll do it for the hat, maybe.

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The hat's just not on the table, that's not...

hats table

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Yeah. Listen, you're talking about taking a dump in this guy's hat.

dump

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- Come on, dude. - I'm sorry, dude. I'm sorry he went there.

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- Yeah. - This is a Jay Kay hat.

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- No hat. Hat's done. - [Charlie] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

charlie hats

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- No hat. Hat's done. - [Charlie] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Hat's-- Whoa! Whoa.

charlie hats whoa

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Okay. Hat's-- Whoa! Whoa.

hats whoa

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- Cricket! - All right. I made a move. That's on me.

cricket

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- Leave him alone. - Damn you to hell.

alone

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- I already lost one of these. - You're not getting the hat.

lost

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- Okay. I'm backing off. - Okay?

backing

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Just give me some foil and we'll be done. You can have the damn thing.

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Are you talking about just regular... [stammers] ...tinfoil?

regular stammers

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- Is that code for something? - The stuff you wrap food in?

code food stuff wrap

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- Or just tinfoil? - Tinfoil's as good as gold around here.

gold

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Come on, you gotta understand the streets. Tinfoil is king. And fentanyl.

fentanyl king streets

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Yeah, fentanyl is better.

fentanyl

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If you have fentanyl, I'll take the fentanyl over everything

fentanyl

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and you can have this entire house.

entire entire-house house

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- We have tinfoil. Yeah. - Yeah. Let's get you that tinfoil.

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- I think we bought some for the hot dogs. - Yeah, we definitely do.

bought dogs

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- Well, I'll take the hot dogs too. - [Charlie] Well...

charlie dogs

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Hey, grab the radio, and we'll get the tinfoil.

grab radio

↓

Hey, let me talk to you.

↓

Um, how do you feel about, you know, like a custom-made,

custom

↓

standing device that props you up while you're folding,

device folding props standing

↓

courtesy of Uncle Sam?

courtesy uncle

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[♪ joyful music playing]

joyful music music-playing playing

↓

Creepers.

↓

[Dennis] He's like this and the floor was moving, you know what I...

dennis floor moving

↓

This is you guys, huh? I didn't take you for RV folks.

folks

↓

[Charlie] Well, we picked it up as a sort of,

charlie picked

↓

you know, second home that drives, but, yeah...

drives home second

↓

- Don't rub it in. - Yeah.

↓

Not to rub it in that we have a second driving home.

driving home second

↓

No, no, no, no. Hey, come on, please.

↓

You know, I mean, I like the tent, by the way.

tent

↓

You know, humans are meant to sleep on the ground.

ground humans meant sleep

↓

- It's how we evolved. - Yeah, yeah.

evolved

↓

My question is, like, how did you evolve to become like this, you know what I mean?

become evolve question

↓

Because that's the weird thing, is I don't know your backstory.

backstory weird

↓

I feel like I've known you forever, and yet I don't know how you became...

became forever known

↓

I know, it's... No, you just don't know homeless people's backstories anymore.

anymore homeless peoples

↓

You know, were you always Puerto Rican?

puerto puerto-rican rican

↓

Were you always homeless? Like, how did you get this way?

homeless

↓

Were you always homeless? Like, how did you get this way? Are you kidding me right now?

homeless kidding

↓

Are you kidding me right now?

kidding

↓

You are my backstory.

backstory

↓

- Really? - [Cricket] Yeah.

cricket

↓

We factor into this in some way.

factor

↓

Okay, you factor into this in a great way.

factor

↓

I'm here because of you. Do you not understand?

↓

That's crazy. I'd like to hear that story at some point.

crazy point story

↓

- But why don't I grab the tinfoil... - You should know the story.

grab story

↓

[stutters] Um...

stutters

↓

Could I maybe use your bathroom?

bathroom

↓

- Yeah. I... [stammers] - Yeah.

stammers

↓

- I mean, it's a no. - It's a no, right?

↓

Yeah, Cricket. Because, you know, it's an inside toilet and...

cricket toilet

↓

You're an outside guy.

↓

- You chose to be an outside person-- - I didn't choose.

choose chose person

↓

- You gave up though. - I never gave it up.

↓

- [Charlie] Yes, you did. - I got pushed out of society

charlie pushed society

↓

- because of you two. - Well, good. There's your backstory.

backstory

↓

- Well, I don't think we factor into... - No.

factor

↓

People like him always need somebody to blame.

blame somebody

↓

Are you on drugs right now? Is that what's going on?

drugs

↓

No, I'm not on drugs. Let me just see this thing, all right?

drugs

↓

- Would you show me this thing? - You wanna see this?

↓

Yeah, prop me up. I wanna see

prop

↓

- what you've been talking about. - Hell yeah, dude. Check it out.

check

↓

So imagine you're in one of your fentanyl folds.

fentanyl folds imagine

↓

- Okay. Yep. All right. [grunts] - Okay, there you go.

grunts

↓

- How's that feel? - You like that?

↓

I think you've got a million-dollar idea.

dollar idea million

↓

- Boom! Yeah. That's what I was saying. - [Cricket] I think it's...

boom cricket

↓

- That is nice. Yeah. - [Charlie] Not bad, right?

charlie

↓

You could use this for a couple of things

couple

↓

'cause I fold for a lot of different reasons.

fold reasons

↓

- [Charlie] Let's get this over with. - Yeah, we got a winner here.

charlie winner

↓

- This is... - Hey, Frank!

frank

↓

Die, you scum!

scum

↓

- [screams] - [Frank] I'm gonna get you all.

frank screams

↓

- Die! - [Charlie] What the hell?

charlie

↓

Frank, stop shooting.

frank shooting

↓

Hey, Frank, what are you doing? It's us, man.

frank

↓

Oh, shit. I thought you were creepers.

↓

You shot Cricket, dude.

cricket shot

↓

Oh! Cricks, my bad.

cricks

↓

No. Hey, no, it's good. It's good. I'm good.

↓

You just nicked the flap, that's all. You know, we can survive.

flap nicked survive

↓

Uh, tinfoil? I feel like we were talking about the tinfoil. Can I get it?

↓

Yeah, it's in the drawer under the sink.

drawer sink

↓

- [Charlie] Yeah, yeah. - Under the sink. [grunts]

charlie grunts sink

↓

I don't know what flap he's talking about.

flap

↓

- What am I looking at here? - Oh, dude, this?

looking

↓

Check it out, fentanyl stand. [groans]

check fentanyl groans stand

↓

- That's a million-dollar idea. - Thank you very much.

dollar idea million

↓

You have financial backing or a government grant?

backing financial government grant

↓

- [lock clicks] - We're gonna whiteboard it

clicks lock lock-clicks

↓

after we've figured out the dystopian future, Mad Max thing. What?

figured future

↓

- Was that? - Did-Did he just lock the door?

door lock

↓

[Frank] There was a click.

click frank

↓

Hey, Cricket.

cricket

↓

Hey, don't lock the door, buddy, okay? 'Cause you're an outside person, right?

buddy door lock person

↓

- That's an inside privilege. - [♪ "Insane in the Brain" playing]

brain insane playing privilege

↓

- Son of a bitch unhoused us! - What's he doing in there?

bitch

↓

- Is that the song? - Yep.

song

↓

No, it's not the... That's Cypress Hill.

hill

↓

It's good.

↓

It's awesome.

awesome

↓

[♪ "Ants Marching" playing]

ants marching playing

↓

If we had a goddamn cell phone, none of this would have happened.

cell cell-phone goddamn happened phone

↓

[Charlie] Yeah.

charlie

↓

Okay, man. Whatever.

↓

Where's he going?

↓

- He's pissed off. - Yeah, well...

pissed

↓

- What's in here? What? - Oh, shit. Look, it's Mac.

↓

- Yo! Hey! - Mac.

↓

Oh, thank God, guys.

↓

I couldn't find the RV and the whole gasoline plan went sideways.

gasoline plan sideways whole

↓

Oh. Well, the RV is in a bad situation, man,

situation

↓

'cause Cricket got in there and he unhoused us.

cricket

↓

- Yeah. You're wearing a trash bag? - Oh, yeah.

trash wearing

↓

That chain technology, it failed. I had a bare-ass situation.

bare chain failed situation technology

↓

- Yeah. Is Dee around, by the way? - Dee's on fentanyl.

dees fentanyl

↓

Oh! You know what? I got something for her.

↓

- Check this out. Look. - She's folded.

check

↓

[Charlie] Hey, Dee, you in there?

charlie

↓

Hey, check this out, Dee. Hold up.

check

↓

And down.

↓

There we go.

↓

- [grunting] And then I can raise her up. - That's great, man.

grunting raise

↓

Charlie, that's, like, a million-dollar idea right there.

charlie dollar idea million

↓

That's what I'm saying, dude. Yeah, it's a government play.

government

↓

We're gonna go after government dollars.

dollars government

↓

Yeah. It's a federal dollar situation for sure, yeah.

dollar federal situation

↓

You guys, I gotta say, I'm looking around, and this is kind of awesome in here.

awesome looking

↓

These people are having fun, dude.

fun having

↓

It actually kind of reminds me of the '90s.

reminds

↓

I like the vibe. This is kind of awesome.

awesome vibe

↓

It's like a genuinely happy experience.

experience genuinely happy

↓

I think these people are living better than we do. Yeah.

living

↓

This might be exactly what we've been searching for.

might searching

↓

Yeah.

↓

Is that a lady playing the guitar with a parakeet's head?

guitar head lady playing

↓

- Yeah. - That is what that is.

↓

Yeah, for sure. She's using the beak as a pick there, I think.

beak pick using

↓

- [Dennis] Yeah. - [Charlie] That's grim.

charlie dennis grim

↓

You know what? Actually, that might be a pigeon's head painted like a parakeet.

head might painted parakeet pigeons

↓

I don't know why she didn't just want it to be--

↓

- That's worse for some reason. - That is a pigeon's head

head pigeons reason worse

↓

because there's a pigeon carcass next to the thing.

carcass pigeon

↓

- Why you suppose she needed to paint it? - That's fucking grotesque.

fucking grotesque needed paint suppose

↓

I think she's on fentanyl and doesn't realize what's happening.

fentanyl realize

↓

Speaking of what's happening, uh, you're on fire.

fire speaking

↓

- Oh, shit. Yeah. - Your-Your-Your hat's on fire.

fire hats

↓

- Oh, shit! - [Charlie] Stomp that out.

charlie stomp

↓

- The bug zapper got you. - Wow.

↓

Out of the way. Out of the way. Out of the way. I got a cell phone.

cell cell-phone phone

↓

[scoffs] I had to trade in a couple of teeth for it.

couple scoffs teeth trade

↓

- [exclaims] Whoa! Oh, shit. - It's all right.

exclaims whoa

↓

I'll get the robot kind put in. Come on, let's bounce.

bounce robot

↓

Wait, wait, wait. Not so fast there, Frank. I mean, we got to think about

fast frank

↓

what Jay Kay would have wanted us to do in this situation.

situation wanted

↓

- Who? Oh. - Um, Jamiroquai. Mr. Jamiroquai.

↓

Okay, not his name. His name's Jay Kay, but yes, okay?

name names

↓

[stammers] Jay Kay, he saw all of this. He had the wisdom.

stammers wisdom

↓

I mean, he saw a future where people get so distracted by technology

distracted future technology

↓

that they would lose their humanity.

humanity lose

↓

Dude, look at this, man.

↓

We're in paradise right now. It's happening right now.

paradise

↓

This is real life.

life real real-life

↓

Dude, this is what Jay Kay would've wanted.

wanted wouldve

↓

He would've wanted us to stay here

wanted wouldve

↓

instead of getting distracted by our technology and forgetting about humanity.

distracted forgetting humanity technology

↓

- [Charlie] Yeah. - Right.

charlie

↓

Or...

↓

[♪ "Virtual Insanity" playing]

insanity playing virtual

↓

[all cheering]

cheering

↓

I guess we are going to the concert after all.

concert

↓

Technology saved the day.

saved technology

↓

Yeah. Well, except for some of us, you know?

except

↓

But, you know, hey, look, it'd be virtually insane of us

insane virtually

↓

not to go to the concert at this point, right? [chuckles]

chuckles concert point

↓

[Charlie] Dennis, pop the trunk. Hang on, guys. [grunts]

charlie dennis grunts hang trunk

↓

It's just a prototype, you know, government contracts and all.

contracts government prototype

↓

We gotta make sure we're getting those.

↓

[grunts] Now, let's do this thing.

grunts

↓

There's still time to catch the concert. Let's roll, guys.

catch concert roll

↓

Let's roll. [laughs]

laughs roll

↓

Yay!

↓

♪♪ Futures made of Virtual insanity, now ♪

futures insanity virtual

↓

♪♪ Always seem to be governed By this love we have ♪

love

↓

♪♪ For useless twisting Of our new technology ♪

technology twisting useless

↓

♪♪ Oh, now there is no sound For we all live underground ♪

live sound underground

↓

♪♪ And I'm thinkin' What a mess we're in Hard to know where to begin ♪

begin hard mess thinkin

↓

♪♪ If I could slip The sickly ties That earthly man has made ♪

slip ties

↓

♪♪ And now every mother Can choose the color ♪

choose color mother

↓

♪♪ Of her child That's not nature's way ♪

child natures

↓

[♪ song fades out]

fades song