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Silicon Valley

Season 6, Episode 2 — Blood Money

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Silicon Valley

Episode title: Blood Money

Air date: November 03, 2019

Director: Mike Judge

Top billed cast: Thomas Middleditch, Zach Woods, Kumail Nanjiani, Martin Starr, Amanda Crew, Matt Ross

Richard meets a potential investor. Gilfoyle butts heads with HR. Gavin explores a leaner Hooli's future.

Source: TMDB

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Silicon Valley S06E02 Blood Money Original Air Date on Nov 03, 2019

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Facebook, Google and Amazon exploit our data for profit.

amazon data exploit facebook google profit

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I will help you by building an internet of the people

building internet

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by the people and for the people,

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so help me God.

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You said all that stuff about not collecting user data.

collecting data stuff user

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- But I am. - I just lied to Congress.

congress lied

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Hooli will remain an independent entity,

entity independent remain

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even if we have to shed a few divisions

shed

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and trim a little fat.

trim

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Gwart has a really good idea,

idea

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but she doesn't have a business plan.

business plan

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Hi, I'm Jared.

jared

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We were able to break down all of your misdeeds.

able break

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This guy is dirty as a dog, and we got him.

dirty

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Oh, hell yes.

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It's the greatest data aggregating platform.

data greatest platform

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And Richard developed it specifically for us.

developed richard specifically

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- Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -

corrected synced

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So this morning, Colin cut a new build

build colin morning

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of Gates of Galloo to his staging server.

gates server

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Okay, um, this is Baldereach,

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capital city of Galloonia.

capital city

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Those are some ghoul knights, wearing gelatinous armor.

armor knights wearing

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This is just the game, pretty standard stuff.

game standard stuff

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Well, until I...

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turn on the microphone.

microphone

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How are you doing, Richard? Are you hungry?

hungry richard

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Would you like some pizza?

pizza

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What the fuck?

fuck

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He's using our API to run ads directly in the game engine?

directly engine game using

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Crazy, right?

crazy

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Domino's Pizza

dominos pizza

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in a fantasy medieval universe.

fantasy medieval universe

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Why, it's enough to make you wanna go on vacation.

vacation

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And he's even using our ability to track sentiment.

ability track using

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Yeah. Even if I say nonsense words,

nonsense words

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it assigns them an emotional value.

emotional value

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La-la-la-la-la-la-la!

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Fuck me. So,

fuck

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unless we get rid of Colin, which we can't,

colin

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he is going to put this on our network.

network

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Money just perverts everything.

money

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At this point, I could stand to be a little perverted.

perverted point stand

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Yeah, I wanna be a lot perverted.

perverted

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I wanna blow money while it talks to its wife on the phone.

blow money phone talks wife

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- I wanna suck money... Oh. - All right.

money suck

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- Microphone. - Oh! Uh...

microphone

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Kittens, puppies, United Nations!

kittens nations puppies united

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* Silicon Valley S06E02 * Blood Money Original Air Date on N

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Richard, is this an okay time?

richard

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It's a great time, Jared.

jared

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I'm surrounded on all sides by people who turn on me.

sides surrounded

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- I can come back. - No. No, no, it's fine.

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What do you got?

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What is this?

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It's my resignation letter.

letter

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I'm leaving.

leaving

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What?

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One gaff with Colin, and you're just gonna walk away?

colin walk

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It's about so much more than that, Richard.

richard

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I've been agonizing over this.

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Not sleeping, not eating...

eating sleeping

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I completely forgot my godson's 40th birthday.

birthday completely forgot

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Richard,

richard

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Pied Piper isn't the same company that I signed up for.

company piper signed

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She has different needs now,

needs

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and so do you,

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and, it turns out,

turns

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so do I.

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Okay, Jared...

jared

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we are in the middle of a shit storm here.

middle storm

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I'm trying to handle this as honestly as possible.

handle possible

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There's a founder at the hacker hostel,

founder hacker

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and she needs my help, and...

needs

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once I'm free of encumbrances...

free

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Encumbrances?! Oh! Well,

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fuck me, Jared. I don't want to encumber you.

fuck jared

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Okay.

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Go to your new boss. I hope she's not a...

boss hope

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big of a fuck-up as I am, you...

fuck

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buddy-fucker.

buddy fucker

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- I'm not a buddy-fucker. - Oh, yes, you are, Jared.

buddy fucker jared

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You are a buddy-fucker.

buddy fucker

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I am your buddy,

buddy

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and you are fucking me. Ergo,

fucking

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you are a buddy-fucker.

buddy fucker

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Goodbye.

goodbye

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- Richard, I'm not... - Goodbye, Jared. Thank you.

goodbye jared richard

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I like it how it is.

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But it's too warm.

warm

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I want it warm.

warm

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Okay.

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Gentlemen, and lady,

gentlemen lady

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a short time ago, I reached out to you and asked you

asked reached short

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to invest, sight unseen, in a newer,

invest sight

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leaner, and more focused Hooli.

focused

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And invest you did, guided not by

guided invest

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traditional spreadsheets or actuarial tables,

tables traditional

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but by your own highly attuned financial...

financial highly

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Gavin, cut the bullshit.

bullshit

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What do we still own?

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Mr. Skelton.

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As candid and as forthright as ever.

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- Age has not dulled one iota of... - Gavin.

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Of course. I had prepared a presentation,

course prepared presentation

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but I suppose I can just skip to the end.

skip suppose

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Hopefully, I won't lose you.

hopefully lose

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Okay...

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Confucius, John Lennon,

john

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Nietzsche, Ayn Rand,

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Steve Wonder, and here we go!

steve wonder

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As you can see,

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among the many jewels still in Hooli's crown

among crown

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are our exciting suite of office...

exciting office suite

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Where is web services?

services

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Well, Mr. Bezos felt it would fold nicely into his AWS,

fold nicely

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so he insisted...

insisted

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Smart speaker and in-home?

home smart speaker

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- He took that, too? - HooliHome was, indeed, subsumed

indeed

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- by the Amazon Alexa... - Targeted search?

amazon search

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Ironically, also missing.

missing

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But we maintain rights to the HooliPhone

maintain rights

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and its proprietary apps,

apps proprietary

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the patent for the Hooli Puck Mouse.

mouse patent puck

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We also maintain our web-based marketplaces,

based maintain

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including our up-and-coming lifestyle networking platform,

coming including lifestyle platform

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- Foxhole. - What the fuck is that?!

fuck

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Well, Foxhole is a very exciting

exciting

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web-based exchange, catering to those in the military,

based exchange military

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who are interested in having

having interested

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- extramarital affairs. - Gavin,

affairs

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when do you expect the eight of us will

eight expect

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recoup our investment?

investment

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Ah, yes! That's my very next slide.

slide

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After this one.

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Well, with a little luck,

luck

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we'll be profitable and up 5X inside three years.

profitable three three-years years

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You got three months, or you're out.

months three three-months

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So, Melanie will take on all of Jared's

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marketing duties, Gwen will cover biz dev,

cover duties marketing

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and that should take care of it.

care

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Does this scan to you?

scan

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- I can see it. - Okay, great.

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- Okay, back to work. - Uh, Bertram,

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while I have you...

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You don't have me.

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Richard's just tasked me with streamlining productivity

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and balancing headcount.

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Can you explain to me why you have

explain

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no one working under you?

working

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It just seems odd considering that the agile board is showing

board considering seems showing

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that you have a massive backlog.

massive

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You're new here,

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so I'll forgive the patronizing tone.

forgive patronizing tone

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I'm more concerned with being right

concerned

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than being fast,

fast

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and I don't like dealing with people. To wit,

dealing

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- are we done? - Oh,

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you're "that guy".

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What "guy" exactly?

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The brooding, arrogant guy

arrogant

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who refuses to take orders?

orders refuses

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Self-taught coder who looks down on

self taught

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anyone who's taken a class.

class taken

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You're probably an atheist

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or something more contrarian.

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You claim to be an anarcho-capitalist,

capitalist claim

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but you work here and pay taxes.

taxes

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You've probably read

read

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half of Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon,

half

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and it's about 50/50 whether you own a snake.

snake whether

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His girlfriend owns a snake.

girlfriend owns snake

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I finished Cryptonomicon,

finished

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and you easily could've just looked in my file.

couldve easily file looked

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I didn't need to.

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- I'm assigning you five coders. - Inadvisable.

five

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Noted.

noted

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I'll send them over first thing tomorrow.

send tomorrow

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If you're going to throw five randoms under me,

five throw

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at least let me pick my team.

least pick team

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- Fair enough. - Good.

fair

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- Georgia? - Mm.

georgia

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You want to move the entire company to Georgia?

company entire georgia

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Why?

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Well, the Valley's become prohibitively expensive.

become expensive

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Look at these numbers.

numbers

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If we move to Georgia,

georgia

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we can save a fortune and get a further investment.

fortune further investment save

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It's the only way.

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Well, I have heard good things about

heard

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the food scene in the Dirty South.

dirty food scene south

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Stankonia. Freaknik.

↓

Might be nice to be around more people of color.

color might

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What? Not Atlanta.

atlanta

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Tbilisi. The country of Georgia, not the state.

country georgia state

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What?

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- Gavin? - Hmm?

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Tbilisi is no doubt a wonderfully rustic place,

doubt place

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but do you not fear losing a local presence,

fear local losing presence

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a connection with the beating heart of

beating connection heart

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the technology industry?

industry technology

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Boots on the ground, so to speak.

boots ground speak

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I think it's wise, sir.

wise

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Shit. You're right.

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I need to be here to maintain my relevance.

maintain

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All right then. Plan B.

plan

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You two and the team will move to Belarus.

team

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If we can get close enough to the Chernobyl exclusion zone,

close zone

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it's a buyer's market,

buyers market

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and with the money we save from substantially

money save

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downgrading from Tbilisi,

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plus the bigger Belarusian investment we've been offered,

bigger investment offered plus

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Now, I'll need to rely much more heavily on you

heavily rely

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because you probably won't see me much.

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I'll need you to guide the troops

guide troops

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and bridge the language gap,

bridge language

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but...

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God damn,

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I respect the hell out of you both.

respect

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- Are you sure about this? - Uh...

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Yeah. Yeah, no.

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We can't have that atrocious game anywhere on our network.

game network

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- We have to do a raise. - Well,

raise

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it's a terrible time to do it, but...

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I mean, it's your call.

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It's gonna have to be a big number though.

number

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Yeah, good.

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I guess we should set up some meetings, yeah?

meetings

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Too time-consuming. Let's jump-start the process.

jump process start

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Are you feeling charitable?

charitable feeling

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Just 39 cents a day can literally

cents

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feed an entire family like this.

entire entire-family family feed

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Think about it, then ask yourself...

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All right, so this place is the who's who of VCs,

place

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so let's do a lap, take inventory,

inventory

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and we'll start with the biggest firm, work our way down to...

biggest firm start

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- Laurie! - Monica. Richard.

laurie richard

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What are you doing here?

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The same as you, I suppose.

suppose

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Eating caviar and...

eating

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hacking famine.

hacking

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- No, I thought you moved to China. - Mm.

china moved

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The interesting thing about moving, Monica,

interesting moving

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is that you can do it more than once. I am back.

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You may be intrigued to know

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that I have severed ties with Yao and YaoNet.

severed ties

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So, you're going back to VC?

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Oh, no.

↓

You misunderstand.

↓

I have severed ties between Yao and YaoNet.

severed ties

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Yao has been exited, and I have made myself

↓

the CEO of the company,

company

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which I am moving back to the US,

moving

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and in order to make it sound more American,

american order sound

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I am renaming it

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"YaoNetUS".

↓

Wait. So, you're launching here?

↓

Yes, and with those Chinese out of the way,

chinese

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I can finally be more ruthlessly efficient.

efficient finally

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Speaking of,

speaking

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excuse me.

excuse

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- What? Are you fucking kidding me? - Richard,

fucking fucking-kidding kidding richard

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relax, okay, she's got inferior tech,

relax tech

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she's got no developers. You remember when

remember

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she tried to run Eklow? She's gonna last a week as CEO.

tried week

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I mean, look at her. She's desperate.

desperate

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She's already in total flirt mode.

flirt mode total

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I do believe with proper management...

believe management proper

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She needs money just like we do.

money needs

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Let's just worry about us, okay?

worry

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I will introduce you, and just...

introduce

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let me do the talking, okay?

↓

Don't speak until...

speak

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Richard Hendricks from Pied Piper.

piper richard

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- Eric Rivera, Graves Partners. - Oh.

eric partners

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I saw your congressional testimony,

testimony

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and I thought, man,

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I really need to talk to that guy.

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Oh, you did? Huh, cool.

cool

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Yeah. I mean, you committed

committed

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to a really bad business model,

business business-model model

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on national TV.

national

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I guess I just wanted to know,

wanted

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what the hell were you thinking?

thinking

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I mean, picking a fight with Facebook is one thing,

facebook fight picking

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but shitting on Google and Amazon at the same time,

amazon google shitting

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in front of TV cameras? What was going on in your brain?

brain cameras front

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And-and Hooli. I-I shit on them, too, so...

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I mean, we're all sitting in front of the TV in our office,

front office sitting

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thinking this is the dumbest man in tech.

dumbest tech thinking

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And then we talked about it, and we realized, hang on,

hang realized talked

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- that is totally unfair. - Yeah, you did? Good.

unfair

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Yeah, because, I mean, you were subpoenaed, right?

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You were under oath? What were you supposed to do?

oath supposed

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Technically, I don't...

technically

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You weren't... you weren't under oath?

oath

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Mm, I don't think so.

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Are you kidding me?

kidding

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Wait. Karl, Ben! Come over here. You gotta hear this.

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We were wrong, man! Tell them what you just told me.

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Hey, um...

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Richard Hendricks, from Pied Piper, yes?

piper richard

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Uh, no.

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Maximo Reyes. I am an investor from Chile.

investor

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Wow, I gotta tell you, it is an honor to meet you, man.

honor meet

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Truly, I am such a big fan of your technology.

technology truly

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Wow.

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- What, like, really, or... - Of course. Hi.

course

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We are shaking hands.

hands shaking

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Correct?

correct

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But I'm sure you have more important people to talk to,

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you know, and, you have made it painfully clear

clear painfully

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that you do not want me as an investor, so...

investor

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No, h-hold on. Wait, I-I-I made it clear? When did I...

clear

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Oh no, not you personally, but I spoke with somebody

personally somebody spoke

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from your company many times.

company times

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Uh, Yarez?

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Yarez?

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Y-Yarez Dun...

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Yarez... Oh!

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- Jared. - Yes!

jared

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- Whatever... - Potatoes, potatoes.

potatoes

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Well, uh, Yared doesn't really work with us anymore, so...

anymore

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- Oh, wow. Well, then. - Yeah.

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Look at you and me.

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We are talking.

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Have you ever had a Chilean terremoto?

↓

- Denpok, got a minute? - Yes.

minute

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I may have a way to keep us here in the US.

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Talk.

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Are you familiar with CIFIUS?

familiar

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Yes.

↓

No.

↓

The Committee on Foreign Investment in the US,

committee foreign investment

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or CIFIUS,

↓

is a federal agency that has wide latitude

agency federal wide

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to prevent American companies

american companies prevent

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from doing business with foreigners,

business foreigners

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if there's a national security threat.

national national-security security threat

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Are you familiar with the dating app Grindr?

dating familiar

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No.

↓

Yes.

↓

Last year, CIFIUS reversed the sale

sale

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of Grindr to Chinese investors.

chinese investors

↓

They ruled that the sexual and HIV status of US citizens

citizens ruled sexual status

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was something they needed to keep

needed

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out of the hands of foreign interests.

foreign hands interests

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- I understand. - This morning,

morning

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I was on the user database of Foxhole,

database user

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when I happened upon a familiar face.

face familiar happened

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Four-star General Hanley Barris.

four general star

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That is not his face.

face

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No, it is not.

↓

But as a four-star general,

four general star

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he could anonymously compel CIFIUS

↓

to prevent Foxhole or its ownership

ownership prevent

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from moving to foreign soil.

foreign moving soil

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No more Belarus?

↓

I think General Barris would be very keen to keep

general keen

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this type of material out of the hands of

hands material type

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foreign interests, and by that,

foreign interests

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I mean his wife, Yekatarina.

wife

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Hey! What happened to you last night?

happened night

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Oh my God, you reek of booze.

booze

↓

Were you out all night?

night

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Monica...

↓

- I got lucky. - Didn't need to know that.

lucky

↓

No, no, I got even luckier than that.

↓

Tell me, did you know that the national tree of Chile

national tree

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is the pi?oner?

↓

Also this,

↓

- do you know who Maximo Reyes is? - Yeah.

↓

The richest man in Chile. Well, I saw that very tree

tree

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in the middle of his living room,

living living-room middle room

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and he let me climb it.

climb

↓

You met Maximo Reyes

↓

and you went to his house?

house

↓

Yeah, and he showed me his art collection,

collection showed

↓

and we drank a number of terremotos,

drank number

↓

which are... fucking disgusting.

disgusting fucking

↓

Anyway, I may have convinced him

convinced

↓

to give us enough money

money

↓

to get rid of Colin.

colin

↓

Wait, what?

↓

I casually floated 50 million,

casually million

↓

and he didn't even bat an eye.

↓

Richard...

richard

↓

There's a reason Jared tried to ditch this guy.

ditch jared reason tried

↓

- We cannot take his money. - Why not?

cannot money

↓

Did he tell you where he gets it from?

↓

How his grandfather was the chief of secret police under Pinochet?

chief grandfather police secret

↓

About how they ran their mines?

mines

↓

They were basically slave traders.

slave

↓

He can't really be all that bad.

↓

I mean, he really, really likes Pied Piper.

likes piper

↓

Look, we cannot take blood money.

blood cannot money

↓

You thought selling ads were bad?

selling

↓

These guys executed people in soccer stadiums.

executed soccer

↓

I was open to it at first,

open

↓

but Jared was adamant and he's right.

jared

↓

Fifty million sounds great,

fifty million sounds

↓

but it's an awfully low price to pay for your integrity.

awfully integrity price

↓

Fuck.

fuck

↓

Look,

↓

I know Colin is a sleazebag,

colin

↓

but at least he's temporary.

least temporary

↓

Okay, Maximo is a thousand times worse,

thousand thousand-times times worse

↓

and he would be permanent.

permanent

↓

Of course.

course

↓

He just e-mailed me the term sheet.

mailed sheet term

↓

I don't even wanna look at him.

↓

Just forward it to me.

forward

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- I'll take care of it. - Thanks.

care thanks

↓

I know that this sucks, but I promise you,

promise sucks

↓

you're doing the right...

↓

Fifty million?

fifty million

↓

Do you remember when I was offered 10?

offered remember

↓

Richard.

richard

↓

Hmm?

↓

It's not $50 million.

million

↓

Is it more?

↓

It's a billion, Richard.

billion richard

↓

A what?

↓

He just offered us a billion dollars for 10%.

billion billion-dollars dollars offered

↓

Fuck.

fuck

↓

You're already holding a cigarette.

cigarette holding

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Mr. Gilfoyle!

↓

- Yes, ma'am? - Is this your new team?

maam team

↓

It is.

↓

Five people, as you requested.

five requested

↓

- That man over there? - Ken.

↓

- Isn't he the coffee guy? - Barista. Yes.

coffee

↓

And Joyce was watering the plants.

plants watering

↓

Mona was working security.

security working

↓

Dan and George, they were painting the lobby.

george lobby painting

↓

Until today.

today

↓

Which reminds me, they all need to change

change reminds

↓

their LinkedIn status to...

status

↓

"placaters of middle management".

management middle

↓

I'll be honest, this is sort of a first.

honest

↓

And here you thought I was just...

↓

"that guy".

↓

You know, Mr. Gilfoyle, you're right.

↓

You're not "that guy",

↓

because at the seven companies I've helped take public,

companies helped public seven

↓

every other "that guy" accepted their limitations,

accepted limitations

↓

took on a team, and managed to get their work done.

managed team

↓

Some of them are now billionaires.

↓

None of them would've gotten into

gotten wouldve

↓

a dick-measuring contest with HR

contest dick

↓

when they were two weeks behind.

behind weeks

↓

So, lucky us,

lucky

↓

I guess you're unique.

unique

↓

You know, Gilfoyle, when I first heard the phrase

heard phrase

↓

"dick-measuring contest", I thought it was a contest

contest dick

↓

to see who could measure the most dicks.

dicks measure

↓

But it isn't,

↓

is it, Gilfoyle?

↓

Is it a typo? Maybe it's a typo.

↓

It's not a typo, Richard. It's spelled out in the offer.

offer richard spelled

↓

One billion dollars, in one lump sum.

billion billion-dollars dollars lump

↓

Okay, what do I do?

↓

- I don't know. - Oh. Okay, well,

↓

Jared had you pretty convinced that this was evil money.

convinced evil jared money

↓

It's a billion fucking dollars, Richard!

billion dollars fucking richard

↓

Okay, so does that make this less evil or, like,

evil less

↓

- way more evil? - Ack!

evil

↓

Do not touch.

touch

↓

It's an e-sign. You touch that button, it's over.

button sign touch

↓

Tell me what to do.

↓

Monica, this is your job!

↓

Look, when my sister

sister

↓

got pregnant her freshman year of college,

college freshman pregnant

↓

I said get an abortion.

abortion

↓

Well, now my niece, Dakota, who is very much with us,

dakota niece

↓

calls me "Aunt Abortion".

abortion aunt calls

↓

I'm sorry.

↓

You are the CEO, this is on you.

↓

Well, I gotta talk to Dinesh and Gilfoyle.

↓

No, you can't talk to those animals!

animals

↓

You say a word to anyone out there,

word

↓

and this whole company turns into Lord of the Flies in five seconds.

company five five-seconds flies lord seconds turns whole whole-company

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It's a billion dollars, Richard.

billion billion-dollars dollars richard

↓

I'm sorry. You're on your own.

↓

Monica...

↓

Richard, there is a major emergency.

emergency major richard

↓

Gilfoyle is using the barista as one of the coders,

using

↓

so I tried to use the cappuccino machine on my own,

machine tried

↓

and I don't know if, like, the frother knob is, like,

knob

↓

jammed or something,

jammed

↓

but it's, like, not working.

working

↓

So, there is no froth,

↓

at all, for anybody.

anybody

↓

So, can you get on that?

↓

- Yeah. - Okay, great.

↓

He's on it!

↓

It's really a shit sandwich.

sandwich

↓

They've been in there for a while.

↓

Wonder how it's going.

wonder

↓

General Barris. Is it done?

general

↓

- Wonderful. - Say hello to your wife for me.

wife

↓

Gavin! How was the meeting?

meeting

↓

Aah! Fuck!

fuck

↓

Richard?

richard

↓

Huh? Yeah.

↓

What are you doing here?

↓

Do you have a second?

second

↓

Yeah, yeah. Come on in.

↓

I know you tried to keep Maximo away from me,

tried

↓

but one thing lead to another and-and now this.

another lead

↓

- That is quite an offer. - Yeah.

offer

↓

So, what do I do?

↓

Look, Richard, I know you said Monica's checked out on this,

checked richard

↓

but... this is kind of a monumental Pied Piper matter.

matter piper

↓

I think you should get advice from somebody within the company.

advice company somebody

↓

That's why I'm here, Jared.

jared

↓

That's you.

↓

You gotta come back.

↓

- Richard... - I-I know

richard

↓

your job changed over time,

changed

↓

but we can undo that.

undo

↓

You know, restructure your role,

role

↓

move you upstairs so you're closer to me.

closer upstairs

↓

Whatever it takes to make it work.

takes

↓

Come on, think about it. We'll be...

↓

a pair of boys, back in business.

boys business pair

↓

Richard, it's too late. I mean,

late richard

↓

you know, you let me go, so I took the job here

↓

- with Gwart, and... - So?

↓

Go inside and tell Gwart you're leaving.

leaving

↓

Well, that's not how loyalty works.

loyalty works

↓

I mean, that wouldn't be fair.

fair

↓

Fair?

fair

↓

Years ago, you came to this house,

house years

↓

begging me for a job, and I gave you one.

begging

↓

In fact, I made you COO. And now,

fact

↓

when I need you the most, you stab me in the back,

stab

↓

and you have the balls to lecture me about loyalty?

balls lecture loyalty

↓

Are you fucking kidding me?

fucking fucking-kidding kidding

↓

I was right.

↓

You are a buddy-fucker.

buddy fucker

↓

- Please stop saying that. - Buddy-fucker.

buddy fucker

↓

Stop saying that.

↓

And-and-and please just leave this house,

house

↓

or I can't be held responsible for my behavior.

behavior held responsible

↓

Oh yeah?

↓

What are you gonna do, Jared? Huh?

jared

↓

You gonna buddy-fuck me? 'Cause that's what you do

buddy fuck

↓

- to your buddies now, isn't it? - Get out.

buddies

↓

Oh, Gwart. No, no, no! That's too much sun.

↓

Oh my God.

↓

This is Gwart?

↓

Richard...

richard

↓

- This is who you're walking away for? - Richard, do not.

richard walking

↓

She's your new little code girlfriend?

code girlfriend

↓

- Don't. - This, uh...

↓

- Don't. - This googly-eyed...

eyed

↓

- No, no, no, no... - Yoo-hoo drinking...

drinking

↓

- No! - Oh my God.

↓

Oh, okay, okay, okay, look, I'm sorry!

↓

- No. - All right.

↓

I oughta knock your teeth, you bitch-made motherfucker.

bitch knock motherfucker oughta teeth

↓

I-I-I... I didn't mean it.

↓

I was state-raised!

raised state

↓

You think I'm scared to catch a case

case catch scared

↓

- of some bullshit?! - I-I'm sorry, Jared!

bullshit jared

↓

I didn't mean it, okay? I'm sorry, Gwart. I didn't mean it!

↓

You keep her name out of your skanky little mouth,

mouth name skanky

↓

you little, little bitch!

bitch

↓

Hey! Hey! Hey! This is a place of business...

business place

↓

Oh my God. Don't shoot me!

dont-shoot shoot

↓

Jared!

jared

↓

- Jared! Aah! - Dope-led, peckerwood motherfucker!

dope jared motherfucker

↓

- Jared! Jared, no! - Get checked in, hoe!

checked jared

↓

Oh, Jesus!

jesus

↓

You wanna dance on the blacktop, homie?!

dance homie

↓

You did this, Richard!

richard

↓

Aah!

↓

Ow, what the fuck?

fuck

↓

Mr. Gilfoyle! You wanted to see me before I left?

left wanted

↓

Yes, Tracy, I did.

tracy

↓

I wanted you to be here when I push my entire backlog of code.

code entire push wanted

↓

You finished all of it? In just 24 hours?

finished hours

↓

I did, all by myself.

↓

I'll take that apology now.

apology

↓

Mr. Gilfoyle, you said that I had to choose.

choose

↓

You said I could have it fast or I could have it right,

fast

↓

but I just got it fast and right,

fast

↓

and all I had to do was threaten your manhood

manhood threaten

↓

by assigning you other coders.

↓

It worked at seven other companies,

companies seven worked

↓

and it obviously worked here.

obviously worked

↓

We're back on schedule!

schedule

↓

Now, why would I be sorry about that.

↓

I respect your skills.

respect skills

↓

Thank you.

↓

See you in the morning.

morning

↓

And now, we are both holding

holding

↓

- a whiskey. - Yes.

whiskey

↓

Um, Maximo, I wanna apologize

apologize

↓

for coming over here unannounced.

coming

↓

And I wanna do this deal with you,

deal

↓

but... Jesus...

jesus

↓

Richard, you have some concerns because of my family.

concerns family richard

↓

I mean... yeah.

↓

Richard, do you see these photographs?

photographs richard

↓

Now, these people, a lot of them children,

children

↓

used to work for my father in my family's mines.

familys father mines used

↓

Now, I keep them here as a reminder

reminder

↓

of the many, many mistakes my father made.

father mistakes

↓

I want to fix those mistakes, Richard.

mistakes richard

↓

By investing in you and your company,

company investing

↓

I'll be able to start doing that.

able start

↓

Do you really believe that?

believe

↓

Richard, we are going to change the world, you and I.

change richard world

↓

Shit! What was that?

↓

Ah, the birds. You know, they're attracted to the tree,

attracted birds tree

↓

so sometimes, you know, kapffft!

sometimes

↓

What are you gonna do?

↓

- To rectifying the mistakes of my father. - Sure. Yeah.

father mistakes

↓

The fool who allowed the workers to unionize

allowed fool workers

↓

and ask for higher wages

higher

↓

and more expensive hospitals.

expensive hospitals

↓

- We... - Uh, sorry. What was that?

↓

Yes. My grandfather, he built a great fortune,

built fortune grandfather

↓

but then my idiot father almost gave it all away.

father idiot

↓

But not now, though. Oh no.

↓

Now, I mine copper, cobalt and diamonds,

copper diamonds

↓

and now, thanks to you,

thanks

↓

data. Gracias.

data gracias

↓

Uh, no. No, what?

↓

No, we do not...

↓

Oh my God!

↓

Uh...

↓

No, we...

↓

We will not mine user data.

data user

↓

I was very clear about that.

clear

↓

But you do.

↓

Richard, did you not tell me

richard

↓

when we were sitting on my tree, bonding,

bonding sitting tree

↓

that there is a man in your network right now,

network

↓

using a tool, that you built, in order to mine user data?

built data order tool user using

↓

No. That is coming to an end. That doesn't happen anymore.

anymore coming happen

↓

Richard, please. Cheers.

cheers richard

↓

To our future endeavors together.

future

↓

Maximo...

↓

we will never collect and monetize user data.

collect data user

↓

Ever.

↓

Then why would I give you one billion dollars, Richard?

billion billion-dollars dollars richard

↓

Look at me. I am not a fool like my father.

father fool

↓

You are turning this into a dick-measuring contest.

contest dick turning

↓

Please don't, because I assure you,

assure

↓

it will be I who measures the most.

↓

Are-are you threatening me?

threatening

↓

Take my money, Richard.

money richard

↓

It'll be very good for you,

itll

↓

and very good for me.

↓

But if you do not take my money, Richard...

money richard

↓

oh, it will be very bad for you.

↓

Richard, it's Maximo.

richard

↓

We are on the phone.

phone

↓

Let me tell you what is going to happen to you next.

happen

↓

All I wanted to do was be a golden millionaire.

golden millionaire wanted

↓

A millionaire that gets peed on?

millionaire peed

↓

I could see you making half that happen.

half happen

↓

Can I be honest with you for once?

honest

↓

For once? You're my attorney.

attorney

↓

You're out of options.

options

↓

- Holy shit. - We could buy Hooli.

holy

↓

Take your marks.

marks

↓

I still got it, Hoover.

hoover

↓

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