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Season 1, Episode 5 — Signaling Risk

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Silicon Valley

Episode title: Signaling Risk

Air date: May 04, 2014

Director: Alec Berg

Top billed cast: Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Zach Woods, Kumail Nanjiani, Martin Starr, Amanda Crew

Erlich convinces a graffiti artist to create Pied Piper's logo; Jared works to make the company more efficient; Richard learns that he has eight weeks to prepare for a live demonstration.

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Fucking sketchy neighborhood, man.

fucking neighborhood sketchy

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You see that guy? That's Chuy Ramirez.

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And he's gonna do our new logo.

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That's the artist you were talking about? You said he had paintings in galleries.

artist paintings

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His works hang in the gallery of the streets.

gallery hang streets works

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I'll be back in a flash.

flash

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Whoa, no. What?

whoa

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Okay.

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Man, we're just going to sit here like this?

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Oh, shit. Look at this guy.

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He's a scary individual.

individual scary

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Whoa. Um...

whoa

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Hey, buddy. Do you have any drugs?

buddy drugs

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Please, let it up. Let it up.

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If you don't let it go, I can't roll it up.

roll

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Just... Please, just... You fucking prick!

fucking prick

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Ow!

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I'm gonna beat you in your face!

beat face

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Chuy Ramirez?

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Erlich Bachman. We spoke on the phone.

phone spoke

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- What's up, man? - Pleasure to meet you.

meet pleasure

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- All right. - Ah...

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This is great. Look at this.

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This is what we need, you know what I mean? Something raw.

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We already have kind of a shitty name, Pied Piper,

name piper shitty

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but the last thing we want is two lowercase P's in a square

square

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like those motherfuckers across the freeway would make.

freeway motherfuckers

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This is what we want.

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So you gonna give me stock options or what?

options stock

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- What? - Yeah. You know Dave Choe?

dave

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He did all the murals over at Facebook.

facebook

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He got a stock option deal, ended up making, like, $100 million.

deal ended million option stock

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I want a deal like that.

deal

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You know, I don't really speak all that Wall Street bullshit.

bullshit speak street wall

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You know what I'm saying?

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We're just, like, five guys hanging out in a house, trying to make cool shit.

cool five hanging house

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Well, you told me you own 10% of it.

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So you must know something about it, right?

must

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You could just give me some of your points.

points

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Hey, I'm not an accountant, you know?

accountant

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I don't even know what that means, a lot of those words.

words

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You fucking prick!

fucking prick

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Oh, you fucker.

fucker

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Let me in. Please, please. I'll break this. I don't care. I don't care.

break care

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- I'll break this... - I can't hear you.

break

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Oh, God.

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I can't hear you.

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Yeah, but you don't want stock in our company.

company stock

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If I could go back in time, I wouldn't have taken the stock.

stock taken

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I would've taken cash only. I'm telling you...

cash taken telling wouldve

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- Who's that dude? - Uh, nobody. He's a coder.

nobody

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You got a Latino working for you?

latino working

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That's cool, yo. Not a lot of Latinos working in tech.

cool tech working

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Yeah. Yeah, he's Latino.

latino

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Yeah. And he's one of the best coders we have.

best

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He kind of adds a Latin flair to the company.

adds company latin

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I told you, we do things differently.

differently

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Yeah. You know what?

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I could do a cash deal for a Latino company.

cash company deal latino

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I think we should get out of here, though,

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because I just painted over some dude's shit and people get shot behind that.

behind dudes painted shot

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So I'll catch you on the flip. Peace!

catch flip peace

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Uh, okay. Peace, Chuy.

peace

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Oh, God. This is very real.

real

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Hey, Dinesh! Get in the fucking car.

fucking

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- There may be a drive-by about to happen. - What?

drive happen

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You promised this guy $10,000 without any approval?

approval promised

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- Are you high? - A little bit, yeah.

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But that's irrelevant.

irrelevant

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A cool company needs a cool logo.

company cool needs

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You think those guys over at Nucleus

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are hiring a convicted felon to paint a mural on their garage?

convicted felon garage hiring paint

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For $10,000? No.

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Look, I took a run at a burn down chart.

burn chart

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Ugh. Jesus fucking Christ.

christ fucking fucking-christ jesus jesus-fucking

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It's not pretty.

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The way things are going, we're not gonna finish for five months.

finish five five-months months

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And even with everyone on reduced salaries, we'll exhaust all our funding in four.

exhaust four funding reduced

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And that's without wasting $10,000 on artwork.

wasting

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"Wasting"? I got a great deal.

deal wasting

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You know, he wanted stock options until he saw Dinesh?

options stock wanted

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Hold on, what?

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Don't be offended, but for some weird reason,

offended reason weird

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Chuy took a look at you and thought you were a Mexican.

mexican

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Why would I be offended by that?

offended

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What?

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Why would I be offended by him thinking I'm Mexican?

mexican offended thinking

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He's Mexican, right?

mexican

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Yeah, he is, but you're not. You're Pakistani.

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So?

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Actually, the very fact that you think this would be offensive to me is offensive.

fact offensive

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You're the one being racist.

racist

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No. I'm not the one who called you a Mexican.

called mexican

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Called me a Mexican? You're doing it again.

called mexican

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I'm bending over backwards to not be racist right now.

backwards bending racist

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All right. Well, what did he say when you told him I wasn't Mexican?

mexican

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I didn't.

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And why not?

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Because I wanted him to paint our garage for cheap.

cheap garage paint wanted

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I genuinely don't know how to respond to that.

genuinely respond

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You know, I'm not gonna take the bait here.

bait

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I am not a racist, all right?

racist

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I watch a lot of black porn. I mean, a lot.

black porn watch

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One question.

question

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In this porn, is the man black, or the woman black, or are they both?

black porn woman

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Is one of those racist, and the others aren't?

others racist

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I'll hack his browser history. We'll get to the bottom of this.

bottom hack history

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Yep.

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Hold on. That's unnecessary.

unnecessary

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Hold on.

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Richard?

richard

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Can you explain this to me?

explain

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Hmm?

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What?

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I just got a text from my friend at TechCrunch.

friend text

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Pied Piper just got into this year's Startup Battlefield?

battlefield piper years

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Oh, really? Oh, that's so cool.

cool

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No. No, it isn't. We're already seeded, Richard.

richard

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Why would we enter a start-up competition at a tech conference?

competition conference enter start tech

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I sent in the application a few months ago and I totally forgot about it.

application forgot months sent

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Relax, I will withdraw.

relax

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Relax?

relax

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This house is chaos.

chaos house

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I gave up a great job and stock options at Hooli to come here

options stock

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because I thought Pied Piper could be viable,

piper

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but it never will be unless we make some changes.

changes

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We need to operate like a business or we're not going to...

business operate

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Richard?

richard

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Richard?

richard

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Thanks for coming in, Nelson.

coming nelson thanks

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Mr. Belson is very excited to meet with you.

excited meet

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I thought he was in Jackson Hole this week.

hole jackson week

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Yes, he is. We're going to call him up on the TeleHuman.

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It's amazing.

amazing

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It's holographic 3D teleconferencing technology that we've acquired.

acquired technology

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It's going to feel as if Gavin is right here in the room with you.

room

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Oh, it's him!

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It's him!

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Hello, Nelson. Thanks for meeting with me.

meeting nelson thanks

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Whoa. Hi. That's cool.

cool whoa

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Am I a hologram over there, too?

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What? No, of course not.

course

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Question. Do you still talk to Richard Hendricks?

question richard

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Uh...

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Yeah. I mean, not about Nucleus or anything...

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Why would he enter Pied Piper in TechCrunch Disrupt?

enter piper

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I know a lot of big players have come out of it, Dropbox, Yammer, what have you.

players

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But Peter Gregory's already funding him.

funding peter

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Why would he let Richard do this? It makes no sense.

makes richard sense

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I don't know. I didn't even know Richard got in.

richard

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Is Peter Gregory toying with me?

gregory peter

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Is he trying to make Richard seem folksy?

richard

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Like some aw-shucks boy-genius

genius

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entering an even/man's competition?

competition entering mans

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Mr. Belson?

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- Can you hear me? - Hello?

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- Can you hear me? - Yeah, it's just... It's sort of fading.

fading

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- Hello? - Hello.

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Hello?

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- I'm hearing you. It's just the image is... - Nelson, shut up for a second-.

hearing image nelson second

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If you can hear me, make a gesture.

gesture

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Is that... Do you... I hear you. Is this...

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I have no idea what you're saying, Nelson.

idea nelson

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Nelson. Nelson. Can you help me, please?

nelson

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Okay, I think what happened was when you set it up, you forgot to...

forgot happened

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I didn't set it up. I paid one of you people to set it up.

paid

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Just fix it.

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Uh... Okay.

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Here's the thing, it's not working.

working

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Um...

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The audio's still working. You could just use that.

working

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"The audio is working"? Excuse me?

audio excuse working

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I paid 20 million fucking dollars to acquire this company.

company dollars fucking million paid

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Fuck you, "the audio is working"!

audio fuck working

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Audio worked 100 fucking years ago!

audio fucking worked years

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You fucking piece of shit...

fucking piece

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- it appears we've lost him. - Yeah.

appears lost

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- Why don't we just try Hooli-Chat instead? - Yeah.

chat

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Ah, that's better. Sorry.

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The TeleHuman is a great piece of technology.

piece technology

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Unfortunately, the broadband isn't that great out here in rural Wyoming.

unfortunately wyoming

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- That presents a great business opportunity...

business business-opportunity opportunity presents

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Nelson, make a gesture... hear me.

gesture nelson

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Oh, for fuck's sake.

fucks fucks-sake sake

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Uh... l think you forgot to update your software.

forgot software update

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God damn it.

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Oh.

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Hello?

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Oh, hi, Gavin.

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What's that? I'm sorry, you're kind of breaking up there.

breaking

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Hello? Hello?

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Okay, let's start the meeting.

meeting start

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I think we need to define our corporate culture.

corporate culture define

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Our whole corporate culture is that we don't have a corporate culture.

corporate culture whole

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That is totally ridiculous, Gilfoyle.

ridiculous

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The main reason dogs are perceived to have a more keen sense of smell

dogs keen main main-reason perceived reason sense smell

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is because their noses are closer to the ground.

closer ground noses

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Therefore, with a little practice, I could easily have as keen a sense of smell as a dog's.

dogs easily keen practice sense smell therefore

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Guys? I guess you didn't see the sign.

sign

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We're actually having a meeting here.

having meeting

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Congratulations.

congratulations

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It's sort of for management only.

management

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Are you fucking serious right now? Are you really kicking us out?

fucking fucking-serious kicking serious

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Well, I thought, maybe you guys could just take your food into the living room.

food living living-room room

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So you want to have a meeting in the room where all the food is,

food meeting room

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while we eat our food in the room where all the computers are?

computers food room

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Guys, just five minutes. Please?

five five-minutes minutes

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Okay, you see? This is a case in point.

case point

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This is a company, and yet we have no boundaries and no protocol.

boundaries company protocol

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We need to establish a clear corporate culture or we're not gonna make it.

clear corporate culture establish

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Take Dinesh and Gilfoyle.

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They are wasting an enormous amount of time arguing.

amount arguing enormous wasting

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What if we were to separate them, right?

separate

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Divide their existing work space into two areas.

areas divide existing space

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We could put in some kind of portable barrier...

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He's talking about cubicles!

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We are not doing cubicles. No way!

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No, no, no, no. Don't think of it as a cubicle.

cubicle

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Just think of it as a, uh, neutral-colored enclosure,

colored neutral

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about yay high, around your workspace.

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Okay, fine. But do you know who uses cubicles?

uses

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Every single Fortune 500 company.

company fortune single

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Why? Because they work.

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He's trying to turn us into corporate rock, Richard.

corporate richard rock

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- No. - We are punk rock.

punk rock

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Actually, you know, I think a better analogy would be jazz.

jazz

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Like we riff and improvise around a central theme

central riff theme

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to create one cohesive piece of music.

create music piece

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No, no. They teach fucking jazz at Juilliard.

fucking jazz teach

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We're not jazz. We're fucking punk rock.

fucking jazz punk rock

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You see? You see?

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You guys are arguing over what metaphor to use to agree with each other.

agree arguing metaphor

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This is the inefficiency I'm trying to eliminate.

eliminate

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My suggestions could actually help you beat me in this argument.

argument beat suggestions

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Do you see the irony there?

irony

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I can't argue with this.

argue

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Yo, Erlich!

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Uh, Chuy's here.

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No. And this is the craziest one of all.

craziest

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I mean, we're really about to spend $10,000

spend

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on a logo we could generate in-house for free?

free generate house

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It's madness.

madness

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You want a logo? Here.

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Just...

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There. I just saved this company $10,000.

company saved

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Are you fucking serious? Lowercase letters?

fucking fucking-serious letters serious

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Twitter, lowercase Google, lowercase

google twitter

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Facebook, lowercase

facebook

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Every fucking company in the Valley has lowercase letters.

company fucking letters valley

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Why? Because it's safe.

safe

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But we aren't going to do that.

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We're gonna go with Chuy.

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Unless any of you gringos wants to go out there

wants

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and tell a guy with three assault convictions

assault three

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that we're not gonna give him the money we promised him.

money promised

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Hmm? That's what I thought.

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I mean... God.

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Are you still enjoying your asparagus, sir?

asparagus enjoying

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I was never enjoying it.

enjoying

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I only eat it for the nutrients.

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You may take it.

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Oh, shit.

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Peter, I don't want to upset you,

peter upset

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but Gavin Belson just walked in.

walked

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Does he see us?

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I don't know. He must know that you're here.

must

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If I scurry to the restroom, do you imagine he would...

imagine restroom scurry

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Peter!

peter

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I didn't know you came here.

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Gavin.

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Hello.

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Nice to see you.

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And you as well.

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How are you?

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Well.

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- And you? - Not bad.

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I just got back from Jackson Hole.

hole jackson

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Have you been?

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I have not.

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But I hear good things.

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You look well.

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Are you exercising?

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I have begun to do Pilates.

begun

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I hear that's good.

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I like it.

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Yes.

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Well, I didn't mean to interrupt.

interrupt

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Nice to see you, Peter.

peter

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- Goodbye now. - Okay.

goodbye

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You know, I almost forgot.

forgot

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I saw that Pied Piper is in the Startup Battlefield at TechCrunch Disrupt.

battlefield piper

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It inspired me to call TechCrunch and offer to be their keynote speaker.

inspired offer speaker

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They were quite accommodating.

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Especially when I said that I'd make the event the grand unveiling of Nucleus.

especially event grand

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So, I will see you all at the conference.

conference

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This is displeasing.

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I have never seen him so incensed.

seen

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What the hell were you thinking, Richard?

richard thinking

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How could you not tell us that you entered TechCrunch Disrupt?

entered

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I applied before I even met you guys.

applied

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I wasn't gonna say anything because I was gonna withdraw.

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- No, you're not. - I'm not? Why not?

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Because of you, Gavin Belson is debuting Nucleus at TCD.

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If you pull out, it looks like Peter is running away from Gavin.

peter pull running

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So like it or not, you are presenting a live demo in front of the world in eight weeks.

demo eight front live presenting weeks world

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A live demo of what?

demo live

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I entered TCD with an early build of Pied Piper when it was still just a music app.

build early entered music piper

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No. Sorry. Executive decision. We are not doing TechCrunch.

decision executive

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Okay. So let me just tell you what's gonna happen.

happen

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Peter will pull all of his support and pass on any further funding,

funding further pass peter pull support

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which, as you know, is the most flaming signaling risk on Earth.

earth flaming risk

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You'll burn through the rest of your runway, no one will step in, then you'll go bust.

burn bust rest runway step

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I don't get it.

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Doesn't Peter Gregory want what's best for the company?

best company gregory peter

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Look. I'm going to be straight with you.

straight

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Peter Gregory doesn't care.

care gregory peter

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- About? - You.

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Wait. Just him or both of us?

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Any of you. Pied Piper.

piper

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Okay...

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Uh, well, then why did he back us?

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Does he just want to piss off Gavin Belson? He spent $200,000 just...

piss spent

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Yeah, that's nothing.

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Peter would spend millions just to mildly annoy Gavin.

annoy mildly millions peter spend

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These are billionaires, Richard.

richard

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Humiliating each other is worth more to them than we'll make in a lifetime.

humiliating lifetime worth

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I see.

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And you conveniently forgot to mention any of this

forgot mention

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when you were convincing me to turn down $10 million?

convincing million

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And now I'm in the middle of some pissing contest between two billionaires.

contest middle pissing

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In fairness,

fairness

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Gavin only offered you the $10 million because we started pursuing you...

million offered started

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Yeah, but he offered it to me, Monica! He offered it to me.

offered

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$10 dollars and I didn't take it.

dollars

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Because you came to me when I was puking and freaking out

freaking puking

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and told me that Peter Gregory believed in me,

believed gregory peter

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when in reality, he didn't even give a flying fuck!

flying fuck reality

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- Richard... - Oh, my God.

richard

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I didn't turn down $10 million because of Peter Gregory, Monica!

gregory million peter

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I turned it down because of you!

turned

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However angry he is, I am one-tenth as angry.

angry tenth

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Because one of the $10 million would've been mine.

million wouldve

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- Because I own 10%. - I know.

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- Of Pied Piper. - I know!

piper

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It's push.

push

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We didn't think we were going to get this thing done when we had five months to do it.

five five-months months

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Now we have two?

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Granted, it's not ideal, but we're just gonna have to...

granted ideal

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What the good fuck?

fuck

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What is happening? Is that Dinesh?

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Is that the Statue of Liberty?

liberty statue

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And it's...

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There's penetration.

penetration

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Oh! Hey, neighbor.

neighbor

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- Ashley's getting big! - Aw.

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She looks...

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- What do we do? - I don't know. Paint over it.

paint

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No, no, no. You can't paint over it. It's, like, the code of the streets.

code paint streets

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- People get shot behind that. - Oh, good.

behind shot

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Hey. So what do guys think, man?

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Uh...

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I think Erlich had a few thoughts.

thoughts

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So, I gotta...

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I'll let you...

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Uh...

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Here's the headline.

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There's a lot right with it. A lot of good stuff in there.

stuff

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But I just... Do you think the piece is working?

piece working

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I mean, maybe it's a bit too graphic for the space?

graphic space

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No way. Look at it.

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It comments on the whole Latino struggle for justice in America.

america comments justice latino struggle whole

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But even without all the symbolism, it's just aesthetically pleasing.

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Yeah.

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All right, here's the real shit, Chuy.

real

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Uh, you know, our prize coder,

prize

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he's actually not Latino.

latino

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What?

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Yeah. Point of fact is, he's Pakistani.

fact point

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Homes, you lied to me.

homes lied

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No, no, no. You thought he was Latino,

latino

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and I thought that I would be racist telling you you were wrong.

racist telling

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Come on, man. Why would you think that?

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Thinking that, now that's racist.

racist thinking

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God, I can't Win with that.

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Look, Chuy, painting a guy named Dinesh Chugtai as an Aztec warrior

named painting warrior

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just doesn't make sense.

sense

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Yeah. You know what?

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I think you might be right, boss.

boss might

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Great. That's... Um...

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So... Perfect. So change that

change perfect

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and then don't have him be fucking the literal symbol of freedom.

freedom fucking literal symbol

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And then, whatever else you wanna do.

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- All right. - All right.

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If I had known, we could have withdrawn your application before any of this happened.

application happened known

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This is exactly why we need to have clearer lines of communication.

clearer communication lines

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I know, Jared, I know.

jared

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Listen, I'd like to institute an organizational system called Scrum.

called institute system

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Scrum is designed to...

designed

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All right, you have one hour! Go!

hour

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No.

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No. Just musty.

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Uh, what's going on?

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Gilfoyle bet me 100 bucks

bucks

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that if I touched one object in this room, he could find it just by sniffing.

object room sniffing touched

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Okay. Not now, please.

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No, it has to be now. I just masturbated to heighten my focus.

focus

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I have a 15-minute refractory period.

minute period

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- Ow. - Uh, well, we have a lot of work to get done.

↓

So maybe we should do that instead, please?

↓

Dude, relax, okay?

relax

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We each ripped through a full module this morning.

full morning ripped

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We're just taking a little break.

break

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DRM is now a thing of beauty.

beauty

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- Wait. You did DRM? - Yeah.

↓

I did DRM.

↓

Why did you do DRM?

↓

I said I would do DRM, you would do error handling.

error handling

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Anything to do with "error" sounds like your whole vibe.

error sounds vibe whole

↓

Yeah, I handle errors like you every day.

handle

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Scrum?

↓

- Yes, Scrum. - Scrum.

↓

So from "rules based filtering," we go to "workflow,"

based rules

↓

at which point that card is moved from the "icebox"

card moved point

↓

into the "in progress" column and it stays there until it is ready for "testing."

progress ready stays testing

↓

Okay. This increases visibility into our team's progress.

increases progress teams

↓

And that, gentlemen, is Scrum.

gentlemen

↓

Welcome to the next eight weeks of our lives.

eight lives weeks welcome

↓

This just became a job.

became

↓

Okay, so here are the cards

cards

↓

I'm adding under this epic for the ingestion engine.

adding engine epic

↓

And there are three stories here.

stories three

↓

How long do we think each one will take?

↓

I don't know. Who cares?

cares

↓

Four hours apiece?

four four-hours hours

↓

Yeah. Maybe for you.

↓

Each one of those tasks would take me three max.

three

↓

Not "tasks," "stories."

stories

↓

I've got a story. Why don't you choke on my balls?

balls choke story

↓

Well, how about this?

↓

Why don't you each take one story, right?

story

↓

Okay.

↓

And we'll see who's right.

↓

You see what he's doing, right?

↓

He's trying to get us to compete so we work faster.

compete faster

↓

He thinks this wall of Psych 101, MBA, mind control bullshit

bullshit control mind psych thinks wall

↓

is going to motivate us.

motivate

↓

Fine. Don't compete. Do them at whatever speed you like.

compete speed

↓

Uh, Jared.

jared

↓

Uh...

↓

I know these guys.

↓

I really don't think Scrum is gonna work for them.

↓

Whoa... Just trust in the system.

system trust whoa

↓

So we're just going to work at a nice, leisurely pace, right?

pace

↓

Sure.

↓

Wait, why are you typing faster?

faster typing

↓

I'm not.

↓

Maybe my leisurely pace is just a little faster than yours.

faster pace

↓

Cocksucker.

↓

Boo-yah.

↓

Guys, have you been out front yet?

front

↓

'Cause you might wanna come see this.

might

↓

- I'm good. - Fuck off, we're working.

fuck working

↓

Wow.

↓

This took a lot of work.

↓

I mean, I'm already smiling.

smiling

↓

Did he really have to paint me giving the thumbs-up?

giving paint thumbs

↓

It's gratuitous.

↓

Really? That's the gratuitous part?

part

↓

Well, and Dinesh's shaft...

shaft

↓

- Oh, no. - Uh...

↓

Oh shit.

↓

Are one of you the homeowner?

↓

Yeah, I am.

↓

We've had a number of complaints about your artwork here.

complaints number

↓

Look, what you do inside the house is your own business...

business house

↓

- Oh, no. We don't do that. - Oh, no...

↓

But that is you, is it not? The individual on the right?

individual

↓

Yeah.

↓

You're gonna need to paint over this.

paint

↓

Oh, I don't think the artist would like that. He's Latino.

artist latino

↓

Hmm.

↓

Was that racist?

racist

↓

Why are you asking me?

asking

↓

Oh...

↓

I mean, I could've asked anybody, but you're...

anybody asked couldve

↓

it doesn't matter. I have a solution.

matter solution

↓

We put it up.

↓

We don't put it down. Leave it up.

↓

No, no, no. No, no, no! Close it!

close

↓

No...

↓

Look at this, left from the previous tenant.

left previous

↓

Unbelievable.

unbelievable

↓

I can't believe I didn't enter the garage until this point.

believe enter garage point

↓

I mean, is that marijuanas?

↓

We're gonna need to take those.

↓

Or we leave them and wait to see if the criminal returns to the scene of the crime.

crime criminal returns scene

↓

What do you say, please?

↓

Okay. So I keep the mural, and I keep the 10 G's.

↓

What do you get?

↓

I just thought when I got a new garage door, maybe you could come and paint a new logo.

door garage paint

↓

Something just as artistic, but maybe a little less challenging.

artistic challenging less

↓

Hey! Don't look under there. Get away from there!

↓

That's not me.

↓

Um, just to be honest with you, I really, really, really need this.

honest

↓

So, I'm trying to be vulnerable in front of you.

front vulnerable

↓

I don't know. Is this a safe place?

place safe safe-place

↓

Look, you can be vulnerable, ese, but this ain't a safe place.

aint place safe safe-place vulnerable

↓

A plumber got stabbed just last week right where you're standing.

plumber stabbed standing week

↓

What? Jesus Christ!

christ jesus jesus-christ

↓

What... Why would you stab a plumber?

plumber stab

↓

All right. It was worth a try. Thanks anyway, Chuy.

thanks worth

↓

Wait.

↓

Just go ahead and leave the mural. I like looking at it.

ahead go-ahead looking

↓

And plus, I think I know what kind of logo you white boys might like.

boys boys-might might plus white white-boys

↓

Uh, that's amazing. Thank you, Chuy!

amazing

↓

- Uh, yeah. Appreciate it. - All right, man.

appreciate

↓

- Yes, one of those, too. - All right.

↓

Another one down.

another

↓

Did you really?

↓

You still working on that last one?

working

↓

Take your time. There's no rush, Dinesh.

rush

↓

Feeling pretty happy about yourself?

feeling happy

↓

I'm pretty happy with ourself.

happy

↓

Hello?

↓

Hey, is Richard here?

richard

↓

I don't know.

↓

- Hey. - Hey.

↓

Come to check up on your investment?

check investment

↓

Listen, you were right.

↓

I played you a little.

played

↓

Maybe a lot.

↓

I got caught up in making the deal.

caught deal

↓

All right? And I would like to say that I was just doing my job,

↓

but that's the excuse that the Nazis used,

excuse nazis used

↓

so I'm not really sure how effective that one is.

effective

↓

Your point being?

point

↓

I'm sorry.

↓

But I'm also not sorry.

↓

The reason I pushed Peter to seed you is,

peter pushed reason seed

↓

I think you have an unbelievably good platform.

platform unbelievably

↓

Way better than the rest of his other compression plays,

plays rest

↓

which I apologize for not telling you about.

apologize telling

↓

Look, I know eight weeks isn't a lot of time to get this ready,

eight ready weeks

↓

but I get the feeling you're the kind of guy that does better

feeling

↓

when there's a fire lit under his ass.

fire

↓

It's a pretty big fire.

fire

↓

It is.

↓

And by the way,

↓

you're the only one of Peter's companies that I've invested 10% of my annual salary in.

annual companies invested peters salary

↓

So I really hope that you can do this.

hope

↓

Uh, well, I don't know how.

↓

I guess we'll find out.

↓

I saw the logo out front.

front

↓

I didn't know it was, uh...

↓

Cool. Guys, the new logo!

cool

↓

Can we please both go?

↓

You go first.

↓

I love it.

love

↓

Well, it's lowercase,

↓

but at least it isn't racist.

least racist

↓

Is it?

↓

It's Chuy Ramirez?

↓

I'm impressed. He sold a mural today for a half-million bucks.

bucks half impressed million sold today

↓

It wasn't on a garage door, was it?

door garage

↓

You don't think it's too incendiary for the offices?

offices

↓

Gavin, you got where you are by challenging sensibilities.

challenging

↓

You know me well.

↓

It is pretty raunchy, though.