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Rick and Morty

Season 9, Episode 9 — Salute Your Morts

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Rick and Morty
Episode title: Salute Your Morts
Air date: July 19, 2026
Directors: Jacob Hair, Brian Kaufman
Top billed cast: Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke, Ian Cardoni, Harry Belden
Morty and Summer go to camp, broh. Beth and Jerry home alone, broh.
Source: TMDB
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Mr. and Mrs. Smith,
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thank you for taking time off work to come in.
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So, what's this about, Principal Vagina?
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Yeah, what is this about?
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You're not a leaner. You don't have that in you.
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Go sit at your desk like the outer city principal you are.
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Morty! Summer! Stop.
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Their latest offense had students
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packing their gums with this.
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This growth gives users perfect memories.
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And there's no light way to put this,
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the student body now do nothing
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but relive their intimate achievements.
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Yes, more! More canola oil!
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Add to that Morty replacing himself with ninja clones,
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Summer making toilets chant your weight when you sit,
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and this is their third sci-fi strike this semester.
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Morty and Summer are officially expelled.
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Expelled? Can't you just suspend them with pay?
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What has gotten into you two?
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You're unrecognizable lately!
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Mom gets red when she's angry.
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Do we have any canola oil?
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Add muting adults to the list.
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So I wasn't having a mental breakdown. Phew!
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Quit summoning me like this. People are gonna think I'm a genie.
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Dad, the kids just got expelled
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for being high-concept assholes.
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Turning people into carrots
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won't help you beat the genie allegations.
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I won't dignify that with a response, Jerry,
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but I will make you a carrot at some point.
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Too much. Too much!
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My bones were my skin and my organs were frozen
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in the orange marrow my blood became.
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- Oh, dear. - Kids aren't expelled.
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They aren't expelled! A! All As! Every class!
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Dad, this is why they're so spoiled.
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You bail them out before they ever learn a lesson.
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Yeah, you turned out so awesome without him.
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Don't give Rick that much credit, he's not bailing us out,
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he's being a lazy piece of shit.
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The fuck you just say?
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Little bitch ninja-logged me.
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- See? - Okay, you win.
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I heard about this sleepaway camp off-world
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that rich people ship their spoiled kids to.
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You're sending them away?
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Shouldn't you be handling it yourself?
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This is me handling it.
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You want me to find a switch? Bend 'em over?
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- Give 'em the ol' hot seat? - I know you're being sarcastic,
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but I don't like the excitement in your voice.
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- Good. - Oh, whatever.
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Keep turning your problems into carrots.
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Beth!
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Pack your shit.
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This is bullshit.
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How else are we supposed to treat our normie-ass classmates?
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We're literally in space right now.
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Yeah, why do we get punished for being better than everyone?
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Because you aren't. I am.
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You two are remora,
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too fucking spoiled to know you're mooching off a shark.
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Ugh! Whatever, bro.
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Me and Summer have grown so much we arced onto the same page.
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But I guess we haven't grown
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as much as your fucking bald spot.
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Yeah, you dumb bitch!
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- It's pickleball-sized now. - Oh, wow. Wow!
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Look at Beyoncé, rolling up the partition.
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Did I make the cover?
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I can't believe you wanted to, you fucking loser.
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- Goddamn it! - His thirsty ass picked up
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on the first ring.
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- What are you doing? - Reminding you who the shark is.
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Oh! Thank God. It's... over.
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If you thought that dial was bad,
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check out this button.
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- On your feet, maggots! Let's go! - Move! Move! Move! Move!
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Listen, whatever this is, I can't dig holes all summer.
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I have gentle hands, piano player's hands!
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Well, put those hands to work...
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- Doin' whatever the fuck you want! - ...doin' whatever the fuck you want!
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So, just to be clear...
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The kids took over the camp.
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Oh. Good?
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- You feel that? - The AC?
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Beth, you know if it's over 65 degrees, I get hives.
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No. This is the first time we've had the house to ourselves since...
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I know she keeps drugs in here.
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She's 17 and hangs out with my dad.
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Ooh, I think I found some.
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Oh, thank God. I mean, oh no.
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Not sure what goes in what orifice.
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This looks familiar enough.
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Still got it.
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Do you feel anything?
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I mean...
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I'm feeling...
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Great.
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We should steal a car!
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Beth? Future carrot?
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I dropped off the little freaks. You two wanna grab a drink?
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We... we are--
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We aren't home!
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What? Oh! Beth, gross.
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Just don't reply next time.
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How'd Summer get drugs from Japan?
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What even is this stuff?
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Oh man, we totally had you guys.
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It's not a real camp anymore.
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We campers overthrew the counselors years ago.
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- Years ago. - Yeah, you goofy hoes!
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We run this shit now.
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Anything you want, we got.
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Anything you wanna do, you do.
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Can I fire a bazooka on a skateboard?
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Come on, you know the answer.
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Oh my God, I'm gonna do it.
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So what happened to the counselors?
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Murdered 'em.
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- Fuck. - Oh God.
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That's where we dump our lame.
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Pretty sick, right?
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Sickly... awesome.
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Let's give 'em a tour.
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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- Is he okay? - Oh God. Who gives a shit?
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That's the amphitheater. Great place to get fucked.
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That's the archery range.
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Perfect place to get fucked.
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That's the cafeteria.
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- Super awesome place-- - We get it.
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But where does everything else, like, come from?
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A bunch of us have trust funds, so we just DoorDash anything we want.
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Greek food incoming.
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And... no tip.
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What? I didn't see him make it.
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Excuse me, Edward Merlot Hands coming through.
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Look, you're the first kids to show up here in ages.
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- So... - Do you two solemnly swear
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to dedicate your life to the party?
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- Whoop-whoop! - Yeah!
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I'm gonna party 'til my face fucking melts off!
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Well, I guess being high forever isn't all bad.
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I'll lose my job
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and try to understand Jackson Pollock paintings.
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It was a visualization of suicide.
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Aw, it totally was.
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You ruined it!
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Are we really gonna be high forever?
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Can we Google this?
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We can Google anything.
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Oh, Jer Bear, look!
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They have some version of Narcan at a pharmacy
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the next solar system over.
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How are we supposed to get there?
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My dad has a way to hail space cabs in the garage.
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- Come on. - How's this not needing him?
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'Cause we're doing it behind his back.
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How do these work again?
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Like this. Watch.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, that's way easier!
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You can't back out of this deal.
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I got a pallet full of people-sized carrots.
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Not your problem?
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Oh, it's about to be.
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If we make irregular rhythms,
irregular
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he can't hear us under there.
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He's your dad, not the god of Arrakis.
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All right, Zarz Dinnarz will be here
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in what I'm guessing is three minutes--
guessingminutesthreethree-minutes
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Oh, that was seconds.
seconds
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Hey! For Rick?
rick
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You may enter me.
enter
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Okay.
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Please sit still.
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I have taken a form your butts desire.
buttsdesireformtaken
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Oh my God! This is the exact limo we took to prom.
exactlimoprom
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Those can't be real pretzels?
pretzelsreal
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Oh, isn't this amazing?
amazing
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It's like we're hanging out as kids again.
hangingkids
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Oh, everything's slick like a womb.
everythingsslickwomb
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Oh, I need to get baby-sized.
babysized
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If I'm born, I'll rip my mother from crack to crack!
borncrackmother
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Everything okay back there?
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Do you have an umbilical cord?
cordumbilicalumbilical-cord
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What? Are you people high?
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Oh, we shouldn't have done this, Beth.
beth
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We're too old to be this high.
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Oh, sweetie, I'm right here with you.
sweetie
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You're safe. We're safe.
safe
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Wow.
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It's like prom night all over again.
nightpromprom-night
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You found the right hole eventually.
eventuallyfoundhole
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Where's the moonroof?
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I need to tell the universe that Beth Sanchez is the best thing
bestbethsanchezuniverse
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that's ever happened to me!
happened
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- Aw, Jer. - What? Please remain seated.
remainseated
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But how will the cosmos know how I feel?
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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My dermis!
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Oh my God!
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Thank you for choosing Zarz Dinnarz.
choosing
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Oh my gosh, is he dying?
dyinggosh
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No, I'm just tired.
tired
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I've been doing a lot of airport runs at night.
airportnightruns
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Bitch, move.
bitch
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These assholes have way more stamina
assholes
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for being assholes.
assholes
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Boys... Margo's gonna blow!
blowboys
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Oh, look at that, a fart baby!
babyfart
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What the fuck?!
fuck
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- Oh my God. - False alarm. Just another baby.
alarmanotheranother-babybabyfalsefalse-alarm
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Get that fart baby a beer!
babybeerfart
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Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
chug
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Is that kid gonna be okay?
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Fart Baby? Yeah, man. He will be if he parties.
babyfartparties
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- Fart Baby party! - Dude, this has gotten out of hand.
babyfartgottenhandparty
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Yeah, we gotta bounce before we turn into even bigger assholes.
assholesbiggerbounce
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What's this talk about leavin'?
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Yeah, we're having a good time, right?
having
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Kind of feels like we aren't free to go.
feelsfree
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- Isn't that technically a rule? - Nah, man.
ruletechnically
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Besides, all that's out there is that shitty-ass town.
besidesshittytown
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- We just need to call our grandpa. - No phone calls.
callsgrandpaphonephone-calls
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Okay. I'm sorry, but see, that's two rules.
rules
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Fuck that shit. You guys took an oath to rage,
fuckoathrage
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and now you want to skip out on one?
skip
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Yeah, I'm starting to get a real lame vibe from these two.
lamerealstartingvibe
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And you saw the dead pile of lame people, right?
deadlamepile
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Oh, now look what you did.
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Fart Baby's crying.
babyscryingfart
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It's okay, Fart Baby.
babyfart
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They're not going anywhere.
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They're gonna rage.
rage
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Oh, no, no. We're cool.
cool
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Then prove it.
prove
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I wish we hadn't given beer to that baby.
babybeergivenwish
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Oh, Beth, I had the strangest dream
bethdream
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we got high forever.
forever
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Yeah, this makes a lot more sense.
makessense
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Honey, how long have we been here?
honey
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Couple days? Couple weeks?
couplecouple-dayscouple-weeksdaysweeks
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This store planet has an artificial sky.
artificialplanetstore
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Jerry, look!
jerry
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Damn it! It's in jail with the deodorant.
deodorantjail
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Paging associate. Please wait.
associatepaging
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Okay, he's on his way.
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Paging associate. Please wait.
associatepaging
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e2314dab-9c1d-4094-81bf-ac365841ed18.gif
Paging associate. Please wait.
associatepaging
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Because he was a bus ride away. Right.
ride
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The whole planet is a mall.
mallplanetwhole
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- Paging associate. Please wait. - I hope he gets here soon.
associatehopepaging
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- Oh my God. - Oh.
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- He's at an airport. - Paging associate. Please wait.
airportassociatepaging
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- Connecting flight?! - I can't take this anymore!
anymoreconnectingflight
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Hey, stop right there!
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- Oh! - Yes!
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Did it work?
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Are we un-high?
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We have too few hearts, Jerry.
heartsjerry
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Too few hearts!
hearts
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- Beth, I called Rick. - What?!
bethcalledrick
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You have a cosmic safety net for a dad.
cosmicsafety
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Embrace it.
embrace
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Well, that makes me feel like a baby.
babymakes
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It's okay to be a baby sometimes.
babysometimes
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I've been a baby our entire marriage.
babyentiremarriage
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But we should all get a turn.
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Well...
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Well, I did have fun.
fun
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Me too.
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Oh, now I'm invited to hang.
hanginvited
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Oh, everyone wants Grandpa's help,
grandpaswants
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but nobody wants Grandpa.
grandpanobodynobody-wantswants
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If we had a car, I'd roll the windows up.
rollwindows
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Bars have phones, right?
barsphones
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Well, woo!
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Look who came down the mountain
mountain
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to grace us with their presence.
gracepresence
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I didn't think you camp assholes
assholescamp
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ever left your bubble.
bubbleleft
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Who gives a shit, lady?
giveslady
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This may be a literal matter of life and death.
deathlifeliteralmatter
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Can we phone our grandfather?
grandfatherphone
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Did not hear a "please."
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- Bitch, oh my God! - Fine, please!
bitch
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"Bitch"? Excuse me?
bitchexcuse
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I don't think you can reclaim words,
words
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so I don't appreciate that. One call.
appreciate
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Oh my God, thank you so much.
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- What's his number? - Twelve.
numbertwelve
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Twelve? That's a phone number?
numberphonephone-numbertwelve
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Grandpa Rick, you need to come get us!
grandparick
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The campers killed the guards and counselors,
counselorsguardskilled
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and now they're living it up by themselves and won't let us leave,
living
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and I know it seems like we've learned nothing
learnedseems
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but we're done being spoiled assholes.
assholesspoiled
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Here's the thing.
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Rick? Hello?
rick
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Bye.
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Okay, what the fuck?
fuck
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Couldn't help but hear there's a load of rich kids
kidsloadrich
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up at that camp completely unsupervised.
campcompletelyunsupervised
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Oh, not sure if there's a reason everyone needs to know that.
needsreason
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Oh, there is.
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It's visiting day.
visiting
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For our guns.
guns
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Am I high or are the kids in danger?
dangerkids
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Both.
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We're being punished by the universe.
punisheduniverse
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Beth, slap me. It'll sober me up.
bethitllslapsober
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Ow! Ow!
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Did you see how I went up and back down?
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Dad, we need to save the kids in a way
kidssave
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where they think we're not fuckups they can just blow off.
blow
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Okay, okay, just give me a sec.
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- Dad! - Am I not standing yet?
standing
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Why are you so dense?
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Carry the two...
carry
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All right. All right.
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Kids, ho!
kids
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Ow. Did it work?
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Are you Rick?
rick
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Yes.
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The same Rick we just pushed through?
pushedrick
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Oh God.
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Is this where the kids are?
kids
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I'm too fuckin' high for this.
fuckin
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We pushed you through...
pushed
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and you came out.
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Do you feel different?
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I don't know.
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Do I?
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Okey dokey, artichokey.
dokeyokeyokey-dokey
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It's ransom time.
ransom
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We googled your parents, and I gotta tell you something,
googledparents
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you kids are some real silver spoon fucks.
fuckskidsrealsilverspoon
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Except for you two, you two aren't rich at all.
exceptrich
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- Ouch. - Hurtful.
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What'll be "hurtful" is if we don't get our money!
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So you better pray Mommy and Daddy pick up the phone.
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Yeah? Let's hit it, boys.
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We're screwed!
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Someone's folks will pay up, and we'll be out of here in no time.
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You don't know that.
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All of our parents left us here
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'cause we're spoiled pieces of shit.
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Maybe they aren't ever coming back.
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Oh, thank Christ.
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It's different.
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Wow, it is.
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Hey, Morty! You're here.
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Rick, get us out of this nightmare.
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Sure thing, Morty.
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Morty.
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- I like that. - What the--
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Quit messing around.
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Where's the portal gun?
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I think I... I think I left it in the shopping cart.
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- What? - Did you guys smoke
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my High Forever?
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Look at me. Look at me.
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You can't get angry, Summer.
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I gave it to you. Probably.
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- Oh my God! - Wow. They're out of their gourds.
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We are zooted.
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This is why we've been acting out.
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Because we have absolute psychos as role models.
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You guys are bad parents.
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Boo!
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This version of everyone's mean.
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You know what? That man over there is the smartest man in the universe,
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and he always bails us out.
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But he ain't bailing out shit right now.
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We need to save ourselves.
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Now put that affluenza to good use
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and be the campers who took over this camp.
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Great speech, Summer.
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You think so? I tried to keep it tight.
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No, no. It felt good. I'm fired up.
fired
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If we could just get to the archery shed.
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We just need a distraction.
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Can't believe these kids had access to bidets
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and didn't think to use them.
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I really hate standing guard.
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I want to get back to powerwashing my asshole.
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Huh?
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Look, pal, don't know how you got here,
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but you are clearly lost.
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Fuckin' die, you stupid bitch.
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Jesus Christ! He's so high he's walkin' through people!
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Goddamn, maybe I could have just yelled
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"Over there!" or something?
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Let's take back this camp... again.
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Headshot!
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Rad.
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Jesus! I'm saying
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I have captured your child.
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Be more worried!
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Oh, that's good to hear he's still having a nice time at camp.
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Hello? Oh my-- They-- Click?
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Click? I'll click you! That motherfucker hung up.
clickhungmotherfucker
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Do not just stand there. Get him!
stand
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Oh God! I'm only one guy.
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I already got hit with an arrow!
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Why is this so triumphant?
triumphant
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- Mom! - Mom!
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Put the bows down slowly.
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Jerry, tell me you see that.
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Oh, look, there's more over there.
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What's going on? What are they doing?
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Ow!
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Damn it. "Look over there" would have worked.
worked
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All right, all right! Dial it down.
dial
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I'm surrendering. I know when I'm beat.
beat
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Fuckin' A right. See ya.
fuckin
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Whoa, guys! We won!
whoa
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Jesus, these rich kids are nutballs.
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See what I mean? We're the same.
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I wouldn't go that far.
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Won't he drown?
drown
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Nah, he'll be fine.
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Might even sober him up.
mightsober
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Dad, I want you to meet Fart Baby.
babyfartmeet
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It only drinks beer.
beerdrinks
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Thanks for coming to pick us up, Space Mom.
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Yeah, yeah. No problem.
problem
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Let's get out of this camp that didn't work at all.
camp
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Is that Bill fucking Pullman?
billfucking
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Maybe this was good for all of us.
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Maybe it will chill us all out.
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Shut up. Don't tell your parents how to parent.
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I want Del Taco now!
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How long does this high even last?
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- Forever! - That's just the name, Mom.
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Should be normal... in a few days.
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Summer, did they take that stuff I gave you for a rainy day?
stuffsummer
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Why don't you fuck us anymore?
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Yeah! We had a good thing going.
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Del Taco!
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The one Dawn works at.
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- Fucking throuple us. - Come on.
fuckingthrouple
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We're gonna see Dawn!
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This ride is all the scared straight we need.
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Kids these days love two things:
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the latest trends and animals selling vices.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you "Cool Horse."
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Just fucking do it already!
fucking
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The horse does seem cool.
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Did you get any of that?