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Rick and Morty

Season 9, Episode 10 — Field of Dreams

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Rick and Morty
Episode title: Field of Dreams
Air date: July 26, 2026
Director: Eugene Huang
Top billed cast: Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke, Ian Cardoni, Harry Belden
Tom Sawyer, broh.
Source: TMDB
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Oh, Rick...
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You were right, Morty.
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Chili... was too... spicy.
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Estate sale is open!
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Get your Post-its out. First come, first serve.
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If you see a Post-it, the item has already been claimed.
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- Oh, yeah. - Alright.
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Hey, nice office chair.
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Hatchi-matchi.
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Pretty ghoulish, don't you think?
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We just get to take anything we want?
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Morty, they're dead. You wanna be buried with your porn magazines?
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Magazines?
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What's a "magazines," old man?
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Fuck you, Morty. Go practice your pronouns.
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Whoa! An in-ground two-post vehicle lift?
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You could park a motorcycle on this bad boy
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and rotate it any which way.
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- I put my Post-it on it first. - Stop!
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- No, no, I did! - I come from a water planet.
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- I should get the snorkel. - If you're from a water planet,
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why do you need a snorkel?
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These estate sales are lame AF, am I right?
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- Yeah. - I came to funeral hop,
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but there aren't any Smiths left to hold a funeral.
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Wait, funeral hop?
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Oh, shit. You gotta try it, dude.
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Some version of your mom, your dad, bawling their eyes out
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and saying the nicest shit you've ever heard.
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But can't happen when the whole family
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checks out at the same time.
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Your Rick brings you to your own funerals?
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Nah, dawg, I drive myself.
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- Whoa. - You don't got a Portal Jr.?
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Shit. Bunch of us have one.
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Let's see, I bet...
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Bam. Pop a Post-it on that bad boy before someone else does.
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Thanks. And cool sunglasses.
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Sunglasses?
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These are my eyes.
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Rick, you ever gone to your own funeral?
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Is that new slang for taking a dump?
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- What? No. - Well, I'm gonna start using it.
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Look, a Morty at the estate sale was a funeral hopper, and--
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You can do better than getting emotional hand jobs
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from a fake family.
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My real family is dead.
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Wow, what a zing. So is mine.
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The only thing that helps ease the horror of existence
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is friction-free rotation.
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Did you buy a motorcycle to justify the platform?
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Morty, it turns.
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Come on, man, I'm asking for guidance.
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Do whatever you want. It's your funeral.
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Thank you.
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Big Legs Morty loved Ritchie Valens.
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And now his Big Legs Grandfather is gonna say a few words.
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What?! Let me grieve!
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You've been drunk all week.
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Maybe if you had been sober, you wouldn't have microwaved him.
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His big legs were wet!
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I should have guessed.
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Wait! Big Legs Morty,
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I should have done this when you were alive.
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Oh, hell yeah!
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Well, I guess this is gonna be hard,
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but Mort loved to do hard things.
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So... we're gonna do this for him.
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How many of you here loved my son?
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- Yeah. - Yeah.
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- Yeah! - I asked...
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how many of you here loved my son?!
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Morty was my dawg!
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Maybe you loved him because he was a leader,
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a scholar, an athlete.
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I loved him because he was mine.
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Because he was my son.
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We love you, Mort!
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Mort! Mort! Mort! Mort!
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When I die, I will kill God for taking my boy!
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I don't approve of your promise,
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but I understand.
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Who will be there for me now that you're gone?
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- Chesterfield? - Oh, oh! No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Oh! Stop! Stop!
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Mort?
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Oh no.
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You guys have never seen another Morty before.
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Does that make sense?
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Shortest version is,
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infinite mes, infinite yous.
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You want a grilled cheese?
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I want to make it for him.
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And this thing?
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It's how I got here. Rick made it for me.
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Not my Rick. It's a lot of canon.
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Where is Rick?
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I'm sorry to tell you this, but...
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our Rick...
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is a drunk, Morty.
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Oh... no.
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We had to end our relationship with him.
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We tried everything to help,
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but ultimately, he needed to help himself.
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And he, like, listened?
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This universe is wild.
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Just the way you like it.
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Wow! So good.
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Don't suppose there's any tomato soup.
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Holy shit!
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You guys are something else.
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You should have met our Mort.
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Ray, like it or not,
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the bank's gonna take your farm.
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They will come, Ray.
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Huh? Oh my gosh.
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My family's probably worried.
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- My other family. - You're leaving?
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Summer, he's not ours to keep.
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I understand, Mort.
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I mean, Morty.
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Come back to us, kiddo.
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Whenever you want, you come back.
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Summer, stop live-streaming!
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Where have you been? I've needed you to hand me wrenches and stuff.
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Check this out.
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Wow, great.
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Huh? Ah! Oh, Rick!
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It's pulling my insides!
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You have too much metal in you, dipshit.
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- I didn't put it there. - So?
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- Oh, hey! - Hey!
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Morty, you came back!
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Oh, geez. Good boy.
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That's a dog for ya.
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My dog enslaved me,
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but not this one.
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So I'm hanging out of the side of the ship in space,
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holding the guitar that Rick wanted,
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but my eyes burst from the pressure difference
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and I couldn't see for, like, an hour.
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Oh, Morty, you could have been killed.
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Oh, yeah, I was.
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You died? You die, and come back?
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The worst part is waking up in the tube,
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where the fresh body is
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'cause you have to cough all that fluid out of your lungs.
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You're saying where you come from,
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your grandfather lets you die over and over again?
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What does your father say about this?
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Who's a Mad Men?
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I'm a Mad Men
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Oh my God! I made an owl. This is incredible!
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Too bad my big lathe is up at the cabin.
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Built it with my dad.
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Then Mort helped me put up the sleeping porch just last summer.
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Wish we could take you there this weekend,
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but the gals are gonna be at the soup kitchen and--
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I mean, we could head up there, just the two of us?
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Really? You'd want to do that?
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Don't you have any matches?
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A man who relies on matches
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gets pretty cold when he runs out.
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You feel like a steak?
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Wait till the pan releases the meat.
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I feel like I've never learned anything until now.
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And Mort, he's climbing so fast.
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When he loses his footing, he's just silent as he falls
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until the crack of his body hitting stone.
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Mort was so strong,
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but I wasn't strong enough to save him.
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I'm so sorry.
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I know you're not my Mort,
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not really...
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but I love you just the same.
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I love you, Dad.
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I wanna be your son.
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I am your son.
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Then break the gun.
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- What? - This isn't one of your adventures.
adventures
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It can be your life.
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- But what if I need to-- - What could you need that isn't here?
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A family that doesn't appreciate you?
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A resurrection machine that makes infinite grandpas?
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You need to turn into a fucking giraffe?
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Do it!
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Hey!
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- Oh my God! - Yes! I love you!
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I tried to make my son strong.
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So strong he would never die!
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I just wanna keep you safe!
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Mort? Mort.
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Mort?
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Mort!
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Come back.
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Dad wants me to free solo El Capitan.
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He's crazy.
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He wants me to be able to survive anything.
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My only hope's to run away.
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Thank you, Mort.
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And we're left with a radical non-duality.
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The universe is not locally real.
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Which means nothing matters.
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Or... everything does!
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Moral universe, let's go!
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I fucking knew it.
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The Central Finite Curve, portal travel, all of it.
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Of course there's infinite Mortys
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because there's infinite worlds, Morty,
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and infinite mes!
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Am I cool in most worlds?
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- Oh! - Mr. Sanchez?
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Oh, sorry I frighten you.
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I am from Russia.
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Who is hunting you?
hunting
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Jerry? I don't know. Maybe all of them?
jerry
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I just wanna go home.
home
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I thought there was a better version of my family for me, but I was wrong.
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Do you think you could make this?
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Oh, Morty, I would love to help you,
lovemorty
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but that thing almost destroyed me.
destroyed
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Salieri to infinite Mozarts.
infinite
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Do you guys not have Mozart?
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Oh, Morty, we gotta watch Amadeus.
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Shit. I'm late. I gotta do a thing.
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Do you wanna come with me?
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Hey. Hey, everybody.
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My name's Rick. I'm an alcoholic.
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- Hi, Rick. - Hi, Rick.
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I know this is an old story to a lot of you,
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but most of us have destroyed our memories with alcohol,
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so it'll be like new.
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Back before, I had a wife, I had a family.
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My daughter, Beth, she was a terror,
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but she was my heart, my whole heart.
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I'd always like to get wrecked every now and again,
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but Diane kept it under control.
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And then one day, she was just... gone.
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I was so deep in my work, I barely noticed.
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And that's when--
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You know how that feels when you really start to drink?
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- Oh yeah. - Mm-hmm.
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Beth was so little.
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I blew it with her.
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She grew up though, and married somebody who took one look at me
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and said, "Not in my house."
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Fuck, I hate that guy. But he was right.
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I hated him enough to end up here.
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My first meeting was 17 years ago.
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Seventeen years since I spoke to my daughter.
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But I'm here and I'm happy.
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That's possible for all of us.
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You just have to find somebody who believes in you.
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My students were assholes today, so I'm cooking stew.
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Oh, hello.
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Who's this handsome fellow?
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You might wanna sit down.
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Oh, Rick.
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He has your eyes.
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So you must go home,
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and you must find a way to get him there.
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It's not that simple.
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But you are a good man, so maybe it is simple.
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Morty, will you have more stew?
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Yes, please.
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My love, don't forget.
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- Wow, she's-- - She's incredible.
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So she's a fuckbot?
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Jesus Christ, Morty, she's my wife!
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- She's a human woman. - Oh, geez.
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I guess I didn't realize you could love anything. My bad.
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Have you seen this boy?
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Ah, we see a lot of people through here.
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One time, I saw a horse buy a ticket.
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Some kind of promotion for a kind of horse food.
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Don't know about that, but-- Oh, you never forget a face
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as sweet as that right there.
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Oh, yeah. I seen him headed to Boston.
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Sure as sunlight and right as rain, I--
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Hey, where you going?
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Found him.
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I'm gonna love that little guy so hard.
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You okay, buddy?
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He's gonna find me and tie me to a pole
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and hug me until I throw up.
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I'll be trapped here forever!
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I'll get you home, okay?
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I'll make a portal and get you home.
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Are you gonna call me a piece of shit now?
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What?
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- Eh? - Oh!
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Fucking shit.
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You'll get it. You've got this.
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I know you're gonna get it.
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If God doesn't want me to praise him with inventions,
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why implant the desire?
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- Everything okay out here? - Fuck! Just let me work.
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She's gonna leave.
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They all leave.
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You know, you didn't drive Diane away.
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It wasn't your work or your drinking.
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It just happened, everywhere.
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To every Rick.
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- Wha-- - It wasn't your fault.
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Most Ricks never got this far with portal stuff.
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They took a shortcut.
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But I believe in you.
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I can feel it, Uli. I'm so close.
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Yeah, close to losing another wife!
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I've become tepid. I want to boil!
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You can sleep on the couch.
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I'm done sleeping.
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This is what yours is like?
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It's the only way I can get home.
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Where on God's Earth did a 14-year-old boy
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learn this kind of mind poisoning?
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From your husband, infinitely.
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He belongs more to me than to you.
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Professor Sanchez hasn't shown up for days.
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Well, he's my father, and I'm worried about him.
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We just need his address.
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You don't have your own father's address?
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I was just asking a question.
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You're right. It's personal.
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Summer, the files.
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I'm in. Also gonna approve myself for early admission,
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just in case I decide to go to this fucking nerd school.
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I'm gonna get my boy and put him on a leash.
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A leash? What's up with your family?
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Oh, you're right, it's personal.
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Morty. I figured it out, Morty.
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Morty, come on, we're gonna-- we're gonna--
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gonna get some stuff, Morty.
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Rick, it's the middle of the night.
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Come on, I'm working.
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It's helping me think.
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Do you wanna go talk to her?
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Fuck that. She's--
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There's a multiverse of her out there, right, Morty?
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We gotta-- we gotta...
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Are you gonna get in trouble?
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I got tenure, Morty. They can't fire me.
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I built this place with my dick and hammered it with my balls.
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Wouldn't a dick be a better hammer?
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You're right, Morty. Balls are too soft.
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Grab some-- Anything.
grab
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- Grab anything. - Mr. Sanchez. Is that--
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Oh my God, Rick.
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The problem is morals, Morty.
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Ethics. I was scared of the gray areas.
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But now...
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I can live in them.
live
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I'm gonna get you home.
home
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You small, little...
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You little guy.
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Hej då, Rick.
rick
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They told me I was crazy. But now, now who's crazy?
crazy
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- They are! - That's right!
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- Rick! - I did it!
rick
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Oh, man. I'm gonna miss you, Rick.
missrick
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I can come visit you, Morty.
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We got a doorway!
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And now that I don't have a dumb wife,
dumbwife
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I have all the time in the world.
world
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I can go on adventures, Morty.
adventuresmorty
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We! We could go on adventures.
adventures
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Yeah. You're sure I didn't ruin your life?
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You saved me.
saved
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And so did this.
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Because alcohol is good, Morty.
alcoholmorty
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It's not evil. Everyone should drink it.
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Wait till I tell the guys at AA.
till
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All right, off you go.
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Let go of my son!
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Fucking Jerry!
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Morty, please don't go in there.
morty
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We didn't mean to come on so strong. We just love you.
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Honey, you can stay here
honey
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where you don't get thrown into space
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and have to die all the time.
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What the hell is this thing?
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Have you even tested it? You're drunk!
drunktested
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You're gonna let a child go through that?
child
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The science is sound, dick. Watch.
dicksciencesoundwatch
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- He's still breathing. - That's worse!
breathingworse
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I've always fucking hated you!
fuckinghated
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I hate you in every conceivable reality.
hatereality
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- Kill him! - Fucking shoot!
fuckingkillshoot
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Oh my God!
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Jerry!
jerry
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Oh my God!
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Summer!
summer
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Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!
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No!
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Estate sale is open!
estateopensale
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Get your Post-its out. First come, first serve.
postserve
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If you see a Post-it, the item has already been claimed.
claimeditempost
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Check it out, Seahorse Morty, it's a fish gun.
checkfishmorty
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This guy had some cool stuff for a basic Rick,
basiccoolcool-stuffrickstuff
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and I would know because I'm defined by my cool shorts.
coolshorts
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
christjesusjesus-christ
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- Rick? - 'Sup?
rick
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None of this stuff is any good. Let's go home.
homestuff
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Damn, you look like shit.
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Was the funeral that good?
funeral
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Oh shit, a long-neck dog gun?
neck
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Let's fucking go!
fucking
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Woof, woof, woof, woof woof, woof, woof!
woof
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Hey. You okay?
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Yeah. I love you.
love
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All right. No need to get weird.
weird
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You're in my sun.
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So the hat was not a hit today.
today
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But maybe it will be tomorrow
tomorrow
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Morty, Morty, Morty,
morty
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I gotta show you-- I gotta show you something, Morty.
morty
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Rick, it's the middle of the night. I just wanna sleep.
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I'll call in a bomb threat at your school. Come on.
bombbomb-threatschoolthreat
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Hey, I took your note, Morty.
mortynote
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I fixed the magnets. You ready to ride?
fixedmagnetsreadyride
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Let's go on a hero's journey, Morty!
journeymorty
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- Take the wheel. - But I'm behind you.
behindwheel
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Take the wheel. I'll tell you when to turn.
wheel
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I'm like-- I'm your dad, Morty.
morty
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I'm your fucking dad.
fucking
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It's fucking me, Morty!
fuckingmorty
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Yeah, you're my dad.
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I'm your son.
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You're my son!
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DNA scans clear.
clear
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Ooh-wee!
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What a season.
season
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Amy figured out what I was up to,
figured
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and now she's gonna use my DNA
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to make a multiverse waypoint--
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And get my fucking husband back!
fuckinghusband
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Activate fourth-dimensional thrusters!
activatefourth
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I assume all the shaking is unintentional?
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Oh my God!
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Abort! Abort!
abort
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That's never good.
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Ooh-wee!
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Did you get any of that?