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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 11, Episode 1 — Chardee MacDennis 2: Electric Boogaloo

TMDB episode metadata

Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Episode title: Chardee MacDennis 2: Electric Boogaloo

Air date: January 06, 2016

Director: Heath Cullens

Top billed cast: Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Rob Mac, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito

The gang agrees to a truce while demonstrating Chardee MacDennis for an interested board game executive, but the nature of the game quickly sends things off the rails

Source: TMDB

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Uh... I feel like you guys should have,

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like, dressed up a little bit for this.

dressed

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No, no, it sends thewrong image, you know?

image sends

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Uh, we're not selling a game for squares,

game selling squares

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we're selling a game for, like, everyday people like us, man.

everyday game selling

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Right, yeah, that's a good point. Oh, Frank, Frank, Frank.

frank frank-frank frank-frank-frank point

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You will never guess what happened. Okay. So this guy comes in, right?

comes happened

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We think he's just a regular customer. We start chatting him up.

chatting customer regular start

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and he seemed totally into it.

seemed

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Yeah, he's coming by today, man. We're gonna pitch it to him.

coming pitch today

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Maybe we could, uh, work in some of the ideas I've been suggesting.

ideas suggesting

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Those aren't "ideas" as much as they are...

ideas

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random acts of violence.

acts random violence

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Well, you see, when I was a kid, games were much more violent.

games violent

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I mean, we used to play "Purple Nurple,"

nurple purple purple-nurple used

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"Sock Full of Quarters," "Kick the Jew"...

full kick quarters sock

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No, why don't you try winning one time?

winning

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And then you can start throwing in new rules.

rules start throwing

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How about we just change the name of the game then?

change game name

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"Franken MacChardeeden."

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What? That's terrible.

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First of all, your name isn't "Franken."

name

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Secondly, Chardee MacDennis is just a working title.

chardee chardee-macdennis macdennis secondly title working

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Technically, we're still in arbitration.

arbitration technically

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Last we left it, Dee had filibustered,

left

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and Charlie had a motion pending.

charlie motion

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And I will not yield to the gentleman.

gentleman yield

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'Cause you have no honor, you goddamn bitch.

bitch goddamn goddamn-bitch honor

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You have no honor!

honor

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You see what I'm talking about? It's a whole thing, Frank.

frank whole

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Then let's call it "Chardee MacDennis 2: Electric Boogaloo."

chardee chardee-macdennis electric macdennis

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- What? What are you talking about? - What does that have to do with anything?

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What made you just think of that?

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It's not a break-dancing competition.

break competition dancing

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There's no electricity involved.

electricity involved

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Uh-uh-uh-uh.

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Hello, hello. Hey, there, how's it going, uh... Andy, was it?

andy

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- Yes, exactly. - Ah, Andy, I want you to meet Frank.

andy frank meet

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Frank, uh, meet Andy from Mattel.

andy frank meet

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Hello, hello.

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I got to tell ya, I'm pretty excited.

excited

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Adult game play is a fast-rising market,

adult fast game market rising

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and we are always on the lookout for something a little out of the box.

lookout

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Oh, we can help you there, bud.

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That's great. Now, what was the name of the game again?

game name

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Chardee MacDennis 2: Electric Boogaloo.

chardee chardee-macdennis electric macdennis

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Okay, Andy, you're gonna like this video we made for you.

andy video

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Fight milk.

fight fight-milk milk

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Chardee MacDennis is all your favorite games rolled into one.

chardee chardee-macdennis favorite games macdennis rolled

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Mouse Trap, Chutes and Ladders, Sorry!...

ladders mouse trap

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But it's not exactly like those things.

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It's also like Boggle, Wheel of Fortune, Risk.

fortune risk wheel

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Chardee MacDennis!

chardee chardee-macdennis macdennis

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What other games do you like?

games

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It's like those other games, too!

games

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But more better.

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And different enough legally.

legally

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- I'm a lawyer. - Shh!

lawyer

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I'm a lawyer in this part.

lawyer part

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We're like Moby...

moby

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re-e-e-e-emix!

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Ch-Ch-Chardee MacDennis!

chardee chardee-macdennis macdennis

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Regular board games should be called...

board called games regular

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"I'm bored... games."

bored games

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I don't get that one.

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I... No, I told you not to... Stay out of my peripheral...

peripheral

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Do you want a game that lulls you into a sense of security,

game security sense

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but surprises you with constant rule changes?

changes constant rule surprises

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Then you want the game of games.

game games

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Mac, back up. Sorry.

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Chardee MacDennis!

chardee chardee-macdennis macdennis

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We always win. And they always lose.

lose

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What are you guys doing over there?

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- Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh. - Yeah.

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That wouldn't be good.

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Yeah, see, we tend to get a little competitive when we play.

competitive tend

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You know, we're not exactly a mellow bunch.

bunch mellow

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- Right. - That'll be fun. Plus, that's the best way

best fun plus thatll

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for me to understand the game.

game

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But that's what... Why you would understand...

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Yeah, that's why we did that.

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Okay, let me confer with my associates for a minute.

associates minute

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Why don't you grab a drink? It's on the house, of course.

course drink grab house

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Um, guys, can we talk? Uh, cool, man.

cool

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I think we can probably, um...

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- We can't... - No, no, no.

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I think we can. Uh, we can do this, guys.

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We just got to be... Just got to make it fun.

fun

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You know what we have to do? Is we have to not care

care

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- about who wins. Just for this time. - Yes.

wins

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- Who cares? - That'll help. Nice.

cares thatll

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- We just have to sell the game. - Let's just sell it.

game sell

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We can do it. All right, so, Frank, you'll be on Andy's team.

frank team

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Wait, don't stick me with him.

stick

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- He doesn't know the goddamn rules. - Oh, my God.

goddamn rules

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I'm gonna get crushed again.

crushed

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- Shut up. Shut up. - It's not about winning or losing.

losing winning

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- Exactly. It doesn't matter. It's fun. - We're not gonna care...

care fun matter

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- It's fun. - So we'll just...

fun

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We'll keep our emotions in check.

check emotions

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- Yeah. - Sure.

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Just be like...

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Exactly.

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Gentlemen, good luck to you.

gentlemen luck

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- And to yous. - And to yous all.

yous

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This is nice, a little role playing. Very big in gaming right now.

gaming playing role role-playing

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This also celebrates sportsmanship.

celebrates sportsmanship

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Yes, indeed. Yeah, well, you're totally getting it.

indeed

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You're catching on. Oh, by the way, there used to be

catching used

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a couple rules about not cursing and not asking questions

asking asking-questions couple cursing questions rules

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in certain rounds, but I think we should do away with that for now

certain rounds

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because it's your first time playing and, guys,

playing

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we don't want anybody blacking out.

anybody

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- Yeah, no problem. - Right, that's fine.

problem

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- I think that'll be fine. - We're flexible.

flexible thatll

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Okay, are we ready?

ready

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Three, two, one.

three

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Gentlemen... suck my dick.

dick gentlemen suck

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Hut, hut, hut.

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What the hell's going on?

hells

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Oh, uh, this is our flag-raising ceremony.

ceremony flag raising

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Yeah, we used to do the Maori war dance,

dance used

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but that got us a little too riled up.

riled

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Either way, this is all about intimidation and showing off your prowess.

intimidation showing

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Uh, think of it like the Indian-Pakistani border ceremony

border ceremony indian

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that they do over there.

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Now, this is Mac and Charlie's flag,

charlies flag

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which, as you can see, is fairly badly burned.

badly burned fairly

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Not only does the winner get to stomp the loser's game pieces,

game game-pieces losers pieces stomp winner

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but they also get to burn their flag up.

burn flag

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Now, you'll notice that the Golden Geese flag is unsullied.

flag geese golden notice

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You'll also notice that Mac and Charlie's flag is just a little weird,

charlies flag notice weird

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and that's because their original name was the Thundercats,

name original

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uh, but they were confused by that.

confused

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- Well, 'cause we're not cats. - Yeah.

cats

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- We're not cats. - So, then, how could we...

cats

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Mmm-hmm. Even though it's the name they chose.

chose name

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So they went with the Thundermen.

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This brings us to Frank's flag, which is, uh,

brings flag franks

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yeah, it's just unfortunate.

unfortunate

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It's four "F's."

four

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I didn't know it was gonna come off like that.

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Pretty sure you did.

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Okay, Andy, Level 1 is Trivia, Puzzles and Artistry.

andy level puzzles trivia

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The first team to get three points

points team three

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moves their game piece to the next level.

game level moves piece

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- All right. Here we go. - All right.

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"What Philly celebrity would you most want to have a drink with?"

celebrity drink philly

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Oh, shit.

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Okay, yeah, you know what?

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- A lot of the questions are opinion-based. - Heads up.

based heads opinion questions

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Okay, I see. Uh, all right, this is, uh, let me guess. Um...

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Oh... Dr. J.

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- That's not it! - All right, all right.

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- Play it cool, play it cool. - Okay, okay, sorry.

cool

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Yeah, all right. That is wrong, though.

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You wouldn't want to have a drink with him. Dee, chance to steal.

chance drink steal

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- Bill Cosby. - Yes! All right.

bill cosby

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- Yeah! Point for us. - Shit.

point

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- A lot of the questions are outdated. - Yeah, yeah, they are a little outdated.

outdated questions

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Okay, our turn, our turn.

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Um, artistry. And it's an all-play, guys.

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- Oh! - All right, now,

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"a member of each team must make this clue out of clay

clay clue member must team

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"while the other member tries to guess what it is."

member tries

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- Okay, uh, penis. - What?

penis

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- Uh, lip-penis. - What? No, look, look.

penis

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Oh, hard penis.

hard penis

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- A hard clay penis. - Oh...

clay hard penis

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Gargoyle inside. No?

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It's a... Okay, a chopped-off head,

chopped head

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- a decapitat... Uh, head in a box! - Head in a...

head

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Dee, I'm gonna put your head in a box

head

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if you don't start getting the answer right.

answer start

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Goddamn it! A heart, it's a heart!

goddamn goddamn-it heart

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Uh, it's, uh... it's, uh, love! Love!

love love-love

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- Oh! - He got it! Was that it?

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- Get another card. - How do you make a heart?

another card heart

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If the... Love?

love

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Yeah, because I was making, uh, Cupid's arrow, dude.

arrow

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Well, why does it have a big vein running through it?

running vein

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Because that's the streak as it flies through the air.

flies streak

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Come... At least I didn't put a woman's head in a box.

head least womans

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This is not a woman's head in a box, you sick freak.

freak head sick womans

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This is a woman's head in a freezer.

freezer head womans

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And it's supposed to represent the preservation

represent supposed

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of love forever and ever.

forever love

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Whatever, dude. It's our turn, it's our turn. We go.

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No puzzles, no puzzles, no puzzles, no puzzles,

puzzles

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no puzzles, no puzzles...

puzzles

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- Puzzles. - Oh!

puzzles

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Put this bottle back together.

bottle

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- Oh, shit. - Oh. Yeah.

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- Oh, that's interesting. - What bottle?

bottle interesting

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This one.

↓

Now, just be very, very careful. Okay.

careful

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Final touches, final touches. Watch that glue string...

final glue string touches watch

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- Don't pull it apart. - Okay, okay, okay.

apart pull

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- Okay, okay. - All right. Ready, ready?

ready

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Okay, okay, okay... okay.

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Okay, very... Very careful. Very, very careful.

careful

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- It held. - It held!

held

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I swallowed a little glass, but it held, man!

glass held swallowed

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You see, that's what I'm talking about,

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you sacrifice, you put the work in...

sacrifice

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- That's right! - You earn that card.

card earn

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We're catching up to 'em.

catching

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Okay, it's our turn, then.

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Dennis and Dee skip right to Level 2.

dennis level skip

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- Yes, yes! - Aw...

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Face, face!

face

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Due to some alcohol-related cheating,

alcohol cheating related

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we decided to incorporate IVs

decided

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to keep everything on the up-and-up.

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You guys were the ones that were cheating.

cheating ones

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Now, I feel like Andy has to have one of these.

andy

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Well, Andy's our guest. We don't want to be poking him with needles.

guest needles poking

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- Unfair, unfair! - Yeah, unfair, unfair, unfair.

unfair

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Hey, hey, as you can see, Mac and Charlie

charlie

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are a little worked up about never having won the game.

game having worked

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- Ever. - I'm a little concerned

concerned

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about the safety of this.

safety

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- The... Oh, oh... - If it were beer.

beer

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No, no, no, no. we're mainlining wine.

wine

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It's not beer. We switched Level 2 to wine because

beer level switched wine

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you can't mainline beer because it's got bubbles in it and shit.

beer bubbles mainline

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- We tried, It was bad. - I'm not sure it's safe

safe tried

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for people to put those beverages directly into their...

directly

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Time!

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Oh!

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Okay, Andy, welcome to Round 2, Body.

andy body round welcome

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Physical Challenge, Pain and Endurance.

challenge endurance pain physical

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Okay, now, we've added a new challenge

added challenge

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to Level 2. This is really exciting.

exciting level

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So what you do, you spin the globe, you point your finger.

finger globe point spin

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Wherever your finger lands, you have to speak in the accent

accent finger lands speak

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of that region for the rest of the round,

rest round

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otherwise you gotta drink.

drink otherwise

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That sounds fun. That's a great idea.

fun idea sounds

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Isn't that good? Isn't that good?

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- Let's go. - Uh... Ha!

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Russia!

russia

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Oh, okay, so I got it. I guess I...

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I guess I can do that.

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- You do Russia. - Hey, look at Andy, look at Andy.

andy russia

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Pretty good, man, pretty good.

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- What do you got? - "Brasial."

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No, Brazil. What's the accent of Brazil?

accent brazil

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It's a, it's a country in South America, why don't we say

america country south south-america

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- any Latin American accent'll do? - Any Latin American? Okay.

american latin

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Okay, homie. Uh... Órale, homes.

homes homie

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- Yeah, I can do that. Yeah. - Okay, man. Nachos.

nachos

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- Oh, real racist with it, huh? - Yeah, that is extremely racist,

extremely racist real

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and by the way, that's more of a Los Angeles sort of Mexican cholo vibe.

angeles mexican vibe

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- Let's go see the Dodgers play the Lakers. - Low rider.

lakers

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Okay. Uh, Dee, you want to spin for us?

spin

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- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Jesus Christ.

christ jesus jesus-christ

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Oh! Ah, would you look at that, Philadelphia.

philadelphia

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- You barely spinned it, homes. - That's bullshit, man.

barely bullshit homes

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Hallelujah. Looks like the tide's turned.

hallelujah turned

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Yeah, looks like we got an advantage over yous guys, huh, Den?

advantage yous

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What is going on?

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What the hell is that?

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My Philly accent.

accent philly

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Wow, that's not even close.

close

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- Drink, homes. - Ow! Okay, slower.

drink homes slower

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All right.

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Physical challenge. And this one's an all-play.

challenge ones physical

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- Oh! - Hey!

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Okay, everybody. This is good. We like...

everybody

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"Hands on a bird body!"

bird body hands

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"A member from each team

member team

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"must try and keep their hand

hand must

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"on Dee's bony body for as long as they can."

body bony dees

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Dis is shit. Dis is not good.

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I don't understand.

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- Hang in there, homes. - I can't do it, "mang." I can't do it.

hang homes

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You barely even put your hand on there already.

barely hand

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- Hang in there, man. - I know, but...

hang

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- Ah! I can't do it, I can't do it! - Oh! Ha!

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- I can't even do it. - Ay, ay, ay!

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Mac and Charlie are out!

charlie

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Hey, why'd you do that?

whyd

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I couldn't do it! Ay, ay, ay!

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Oh, violation! That's not L.A. Mexican.

mexican violation

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That's, like, Cartoon Mexican.

cartoon mexican

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- We barely even switched it, homie. - No, I don't know.

barely homie switched

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- I'll have a drink, all right? - You got to drink, too.

drink

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- Oh... - What is so hard

hard

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about keeping one hand on this woman?

hand keeping woman

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She's a very pleasant woman. She's a very, very pretty woman.

pleasant woman

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Ugh. Don't sexualize her, dude. This is bad enough as it is.

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Vhat is the matter, Dennis?

dennis matter

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Vhy are you zo uncomfortable?

uncomfortable

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Because the closeness of your hand to her breast...

breast hand

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- Stop. - Yeah, stop.

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...which is making you want to have sex with her?

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- Don't, don't... Oh, goddamn it! Ugh! - Oh... Oh!

goddamn goddamn-it

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Wait, what's going on?

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You stupid idiot.

idiot stupid stupid-idiot

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Oh, my God, you glued your hand to her!

glued hand

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- Cheater! Cheater! - Cheater!

cheater

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- Oh, is that the accent drop? - Yeah, yeah,

accent drop

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all accents are dropped the minute someone

accents dropped minute

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- gets caught cheating. - Yeah, yeah, we have to be able

able caught caught-cheating cheating

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to break them in our native tongue

break native tongue

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to allow for maximum shame.

allow maximum shame

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- Shame, shame, shame... - Shame, shame...

shame shame-shame

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Shame! Shame! Shame!

shame shame-shame

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So... So no more IVs?

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- No, no, no, no. - That's a Level 2 game.

game level

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You don't want to mainline liquor, buddy. You don't want to do it.

buddy liquor mainline

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Still a pretty stiff drink.

drink stiff

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Oh, yeah. Things get ratcheted up in Level 3.

level

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They even get worse in Level 4.

level worse

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There is no Level 4.

level

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Yes, there is... Mind, Body, Spirit, Horror.

body horror mind spirit

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Stop, Frank. Come on. There's no Horror level.

frank horror level

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Look, Andy, his ideas don't represent the game.

andy game ideas represent

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They don't represent us.

represent

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- Okay, pick a card now... - Yeah, whoa!

card pick whoa

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"Shits and Ladders."

ladders shits

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Oh!

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Sort of a play on Chutes and Ladders.

ladders

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"Each member must take a laxative and get on a ladder.

ladder laxative member must

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"The one who can hold it in the longest wins."

longest wins

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- Love this one. - Also known as Shoots and Splatters.

known love shoots

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Poops and Bladders!

poops

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Andy!

andy

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- I'll go get the laxatives. - All right, all right.

laxatives

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Here you go.

↓

Strongest stuff on the market.

market strongest stuff

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- All right. - All right.

↓

- Mmm. Oh, that's strong. - Ugh!

strong

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- I don't like it. - Okay, to the ladders!

ladders

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I'm already feeling a twinge.

feeling

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Yeah, I, I feel something.

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I don't feel like I have to poop, though.

poop

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- I feel weird. - I kind of feel crazy. Like, what is that?

crazy weird

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That isn't a laxative, is it, Frank?

frank laxative

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Nope.

nope

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Welcome to Level 4,

level welcome

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Horror.

horror

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Oh. What is this?

↓

- Wake up, guys. Wake up. - What's going on?

wake

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Hello, gang.

gang

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The keys to your cuffs

keys

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have been sewn into your forearm.

↓

Beside you are some tweezers

beside

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attached to a car battery.

attached battery

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Last team out of the room loses.

loses room team

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Frank, this is insane. Let us out of here!

frank insane

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- What are you doing? - Everything has to be based

based

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on an existing board game! That's the whole thing!

board board-game existing game whole

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Oh, but it is, Dennis.

dennis

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Ever hear of a game called...

called game

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Operation?

operation

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Oh, shit.

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He's got a point.

point

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- Damn it. - Let's go.

↓

This game is totally insane!

game insane

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Don't give up the game. The game is fine!

game

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No, no, no. This isn't representative of us...

representative

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- Oh, God! - Oh!

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Oh, I'm gonna stop! I'm gonna stop! I'm out!

↓

- No, I quit, too. I quit. - I can't do it.

quit

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- I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it! - Oh, God!

↓

- It's just the bone. - Charlie!

bone charlie

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- Oh, Jesus Christ, dude! - Oh!

christ jesus jesus-christ

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Oh! I think you shit your pants, too.

pants

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Well, it was probably just the laxative kicking in, man.

kicking laxative

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It wasn't a goddamn laxative, Charlie! You just pooped your pants!

charlie goddamn laxative pants pooped

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You guys quit! You quit

quit

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and we won the game!

game

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Finally.

finally

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Finally, I won the game.

finally game

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This is not what I signed up for, you donkey-brained maniac!

brained donkey donkey-brained maniac signed

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- Uncuff me! - Cool it, cool it.

cool

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Take it easy. I mean, it's just a... It's just a simple mind game.

easy game mind simple

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No one had a key on 'em.

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You know, I knew they'd cave like bitches.

bitches cave theyd

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Hold on a second. Wait a second.

second

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Andy, did you just call him "donkey-brained"?

andy brained donkey donkey-brained

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Yeah. What? It's an expression. What did you mean by

expression

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"not what I signed up for"?

signed

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Do you two know each other?

↓

No!

↓

- No. No. - No.

↓

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Look at this, guys.

↓

"Mattel" is spelled wrong on his business card.

business card spelled

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- That says "Matel." - I'm calling this number.

calling number

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FRANK Welcome to the home of Wolf Cola...

cola frank home welcome wolf wolf-cola

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Cheaters!

cheaters

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Oh, okay, Frank, so you clearly just hired this guy

frank hired

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so that you could win and put your stamp on the game!

game stamp

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- No, there's no truth in that at all. - No.

truth

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Tell 'em, Andy.

andy

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What?

↓

It was all bullshit? It was just a hoax?

bullshit

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- Yeah. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...

↓

So, then, if this isn't about selling the game anymore...

anymore game selling

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Well, then it's about winning.

winning

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Okay, here we go.

↓

Public humiliation.

humiliation public

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Are you ready, Charles?

charles ready

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Dude, are you sure you're okay?

↓

You might've lost a lot of blood from digging around in there with the tweezers.

blood digging lost mightve

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- He's around it. - Yep.

↓

Okay, then here we go. You have to withstand

↓

one full minute of intense berating.

berating full intense minute

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He's ready. "Lights on," he said. "Lights on."

lights ready

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But it's not gonna be from us.

↓

Nope. Not from us. It's from her!

nope

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- Ow! You're holding my hair! - Okay, hold on a second.

hair holding second

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- Let go! Oh, my God, that hurt so much! - Goddamn it.

goddamn goddamn-it hurt

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Okay, well, you know what, it was supposed to be a big reveal.

reveal supposed

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- What's wrong with you? - I had a whole thing planned.

planned whole

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You know what, of course you ruined it. You are the worst.

course ruined worst

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What? Oh, my God, what is that smell?

smell

↓

Is that poop? Did you poop in your pants, Charlie?

charlie pants poop

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- Yeah. - Oh, gross.

gross

↓

- That's so disgusting. - This is gonna be so easy.

disgusting easy

↓

No, dude, don't listen to them, okay?

↓

You can do this, Charlie.

charlie

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If you cannot cry for just one minute,

cannot minute

↓

just one minute, we win the goddamn game.

game goddamn minute

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- Yeah, man. - You can do this. Are you ready?

ready

↓

- Yeah. - Okay, yeah.

↓

- All right. - Okay. Okay. Here we go.

↓

Ready, get set, go.

ready

↓

Charlie Kelly, I have been waiting for this for a long time.

charlie charlie-kelly kelly waiting

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you poop-smelling trash person.

person poop smelling trash

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Your face, it looks like a troll!

face troll

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You look like you have troll features!

features troll

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You stalked me! There's something wrong with you!

↓

Your brain is broken! I hate you!

brain broken hate

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- I hope you die hope you go to hell! - Three! Two!

hope three

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- And I hope it burns! - One!

burns hope

↓

You did it! You did it!

↓

Holy shit!

holy

↓

We won! Thundermen!

↓

Charlie? Come on, buddy, you can do it.

buddy charlie

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- Come on, wake up, Charlie, wake up. - I don't know if he's gonna wake up.

charlie wake

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- I don't either. - Charlie, come on, buddy.

buddy charlie

↓

- Charlie, are you okay? - Charlie, open your eyes.

charlie eyes open

↓

Charlie? Oh. Oh, my God. There he is.

charlie

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Oh, thank God. We thought we lost you, buddy.

buddy lost

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We thought we lost you.

lost

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Oh, man. What happened? God, like, all I remember is,

happened remember

↓

like, winning the game and then passing out.

game passing winning

↓

- Is that how you remember it? - Yeah.

remember

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- No. - No, no, you cried like a baby.

baby cried

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Yeah, pretty much right when the waitress started talking,

started waitress

↓

- you cried like a little bitch. - Quite a bit.

bitch cried

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- Yeah. - You must have been hallucinating

hallucinating must

↓

from all the blood poisoning.

blood poisoning

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So... Did you guys win?

↓

- Yeah. Big-time. - We always do.

↓

So did you crush our game pieces?

crush game game-pieces pieces

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No. Oh, my God, Charlie, no.

charlie

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Charlie, we weren't even thinking about the game anymore.

anymore charlie game thinking

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No one was. We were terrified for you.

terrified

↓

- With you in that condition? - Really? Oh, thank you.

condition

↓

- Oh, thank you so much, guys. - Oh, God.

↓

Are you kidding me? That's, like, really,

kidding

↓

the nicest thing you've ever done.

nicest

↓

- Uh, Dee, can you... - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

↓

Charlie, no, we wouldn't have done that

charlie

↓

with you... With you in that condition.

condition

↓

- Yeah. It... - No.

↓

But now that you're conscious, you know...

conscious

↓

Dee, are you, uh, all set back there?

↓

Yep.

↓

Loser. Yeah!

loser

↓

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

↓

Yeah! Yeah!