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Rick and Morty

Season 7, Episode 2 — The Jerrick Trap

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Hey Rick. I was wondering if you could help me out
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with a bit of a rake situation.
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A “rake situation”?
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Long story short, I asked Gene if he borrowed my rake
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and he said “no” like Like that, like, too fast.
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Like faster than someone should know they don’t have my rake.
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I think he has my rake and I...
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I’m not going to murder Gene.
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Jerry, thank you for bringing me into The Rake Situation.
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I’ve done all I can, I’m out.
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No surprise there. All that brain, and you just waste it.
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Hold up.
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I waste my brain.
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Rick, obviously you were born smarter than me,
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- but if I had your brain... - If you had my...
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I am so sick of this "born smart" shit.
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Are you gonna kill me?
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I was born crying and pissing myself just like you.
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Then I become the smartest man in the universe and do I get credit?
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No, I get to “check my brain privilege.”
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So we’re swapping bodies?
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No. That would be Freaky Friday
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which is the ceiling of your grasp of consciousness.
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The brain is part of the body, Jerry, it’s hardware.
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I’m gonna put my mind in your brain. And your mind in my brain.
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Then we’ll see the real definition of “waste”, Jerry.
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Or, you know, admit genius isn't random and your failures are your own.
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- Oh, not doing that. - Thought as much.
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... oh furck, oh grod...
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Wait, no!
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Okay, hold on, hold on.
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Alright, Jerry, you can do this.
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Medical Emergency Detected.
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There goes my Thursday.
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...hello?
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Jerry stop! You’re fucking this up!
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You’re only calling me Jerry because you’re so stupid you think it’s hurtful,
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which it is!
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Tell me where you are.
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No! You tell then where they are, like Liam Neeson.
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Do not pretend to explain Liam Neeson to me, Sir.
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- Hey! Jerry! - Don’t touch me there!
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- We know where you are. - We know where you are.
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- My milkshake is empty! - Okay!
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That was so embarrassing,
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do you have any clue what a pain it is to cultivate a mystique?
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Yeah, I do, it’s my mystique and you’re just cultivating Jerry's shame.
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- What is with my hair? - Don’t!
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- Leave it! - Why do you care about hair, nerd?
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Be quiet for a second, I need to think through all these chunks of moron.
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Okay. You stay here, touch nothing, I’ll get Morty.
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Ha! I’m not letting you get Morty killed and our brains blown out twice.
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Car, electrocute Jerry if he gets in the front seat.
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Car, engage castration protocol right now.
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Figure out how to drive me together or I will have to kill you both.
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What are we, a 1930s comedy act, stop swerving!
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- You’re swerving! - Alright, when we get there,
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let me do the talking.
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Yeah, I know, because you look the most like us, I’m not stupid.
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- I beg to differ. - Screw you, half Jerry!
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- You’re a half Jerry! - You’re a half Jerry!
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Looks like he’s inbound, boss.
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Okay, he is in a bad mood
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so we are kissing ass until our lips are asscolored.
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Straighten that pillow! He might hate crooked pillows! I don’t know!
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Nice parking job, assdick, you scratched my car.
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Rick! And... and uh, Rick’s friend!
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This is my... assassin.
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Deadliest man in the galaxy and he’s gay.
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- Why am I gay? - Woah! Hey!
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Whoa. Why aren’t you?
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Sorry about that. Sorry. Sorry.
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Well, I got Morty right here, happy as a milkshake.
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And since we interrupted your day, Morty’s got ten thousand croutons,
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that’s slang for crystals, Morty, show him.
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- We know what croutons are. - Why is dad here?
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Your dad’s a gay assassin?
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So cool and ordinary, sorry, ssorry.
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I appreciate you trying to make good but you cost me ten times that much.
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It doesn’t matter, Rick. The guy’s already kissing your ass.
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It’s the ass kissers you have to keep in line.
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When they sense weakness, they move on you.
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What are we, Walter White?
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Who cares if a mid-tier crime dork “moves” on us...
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Thank you for the crystals. Morty, get in the car.
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Actually, Morty, why don’t you leave those crystals here...
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since it’s such an insulting amount.
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There it is.
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Now he’s thinking, maybe I can kill god.
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Yeah because god doesn’t haggle for ten thousand fucking croutons,
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look, here’s the deal, I’m Rick,
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That’s my son-in-law, and we’re all a little gay.
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- Yeah. - It’s a spectrum.
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Morty, it’s me Rick, get in the car.
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Don’t get in the car, Morty. And put the briefcase down.
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Morty, get in the car twice,
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once for each five additional briefcases this asshole owes us!
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Stop doing this terrible impression of me!
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Look, at this point we’re bad gangsters if we don’t roll the dice.
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Everybody start killing them!
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What have you two assholes done?
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It’s okay, it’s a nice restaurantwoah!
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Shit! Crime restaurant!
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Oh my god! Am I really about to die because you botched a Freaky Friday?
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- Yes. - Whoever you are,
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you’re in Rick’s body, use your implants.
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I’m trying, half my brain is the guy that
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still needs your mom to use the electric wine opener.
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Hang on, I think I got it.
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Right, from my conehead phase.
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- Awesome fucking movie. - Incredible cast.
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Goddamn it! I’m shooting my way back to the car.
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Ugh, way to go! Now my son and grandson hates us!
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He’s my son and grandson too!
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We do share an agenda in that sense.
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Let’s hope you share my aim.
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Fall is here, hear the yell Back to school ring the bell
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Brand new shoes, walking blues Climb the fence, books and pens
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I can tell that we are gonna be friends
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Hey, get up here!
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Said the throat to the hand.
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You might feel a pinch and maybe a rocket.
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You’ll have to aim. Hop on.
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I can tell that we are gonna be friends
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I can tell that we are gonna be friends
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Ahaha! You coneheaded son of a bitch! Can’t believe that worked!
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I wish they did that in the movie!
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Huh, should’ve done something with my hands.
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Morty, gotta push or pull, your call.
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What the hell? What happened?
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They made us stop at every drivethru chain in the galaxy,
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so they could make one giant burger with a patty from each place.
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- I guess I meant before that. - Brains got a little mixed up...
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But we’re gonna swap back, don’t worry.
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Just didn’t wanna build a neural interface on an empty stomach.
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- Right? - Wait, you guys did a brain swap?
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Don’t bother chiding until they’re unshuffled, neither one is Dad or Rick.
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I guess I’m thrilled you guys are getting along?
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Let’s keep that going when those brains get back in their bodies.
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Whoa, going for the electropneumatic diodes. Wild man.
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Only gonna build this once, gotta do it with style.
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I think we can up the wattage. Hey, another beer?
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It’s about the journey, brother.
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Ahh, Rick used to hate that kind of hang-loose McConaughey platitude,
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but he was also just gonna spend today grumpy and isolated.
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And Jerry’d still be hung up about the rake.
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The rake! Oh my god, should we do it? We’ve gotta do it!
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Oh yeah!
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Alright, that should do it.
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- Son of a bitch. - Classic Gene...
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Huh. Crazy, this is the kind of thing that used to really piss me off.
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Now it’s just kinda funny...
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You wanna replace it with a holographic rake?
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Oh that’d be fun, he’d get confused trying to pick it up.
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I guess I don’t even wanna do that.
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I just want to live, I want Gene to live,
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I want all of us to make mistakes and change all the time.
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Amen to that, brother.
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Kinda thought two geniuses would build faster than one...
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When do I start being concerned about this?
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Just having a little fun with my new friend, sweetie.
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Who is talking to me right now? Mostly my dad or mostly my husband?
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Been on that website.
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Look, I’ve been patient, but I can’t tell how to get mad at who.
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No one enters my room or touches me until this is wrapped up.
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- What do you take me for? - Ugh, Beth, gross, ugh!
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I want you to know, when this is over,
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the guy in this body is gonna yell at Jerry and call him useless.
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Really lay into him. But he won’t always mean it.
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Well, cards on the table,
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the guy in this body might call Rick an angry old asshole.
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But he’s the closest thing Jerry has to a friend.
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This was fun. Rick would’ve never been able to admit that.
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It’s a shame those guys had to become us to be happy.
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Kids! Breakfast and school,
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if we don’t at least pretend they matter everything falls apart.
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Jerry? Dad?
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They left a note.
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Should we read it in Rick’s voice or Dad’s?
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“Dear family, we thought about leaving a note.
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But then one of us was like why are we leaving a note,
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that’s such a Jerry thing to do.
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But if we didn’t leave a note, that’s such a Rick thing to do.
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And then we realized, we just gotta be us.
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So it’s a note but it’s not really well thought out.“
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That’s it? They got out a pen and a paper for this?
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Hey, did you guys get a note too?
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Mine’s really long.
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Beautiful day to be carrying glass?
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I can’t believe a dying kid would wish for a window.
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Dammit!
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Hey! Stop them! They stole our crystals!
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- We stole those first! - Possession is 9/10th’s of my ass!
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- Look at this pancake butt. - Stop, you’re gonna make me fart.
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- Hey! That’s for sipping. - So are my balls!
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Here’s a tip, lady.
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Life tastes better when you’re chugging.
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You were in a tree? Really gambled on this escape route.
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Says the guy with a goon on his back.
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- Forget it, Burger! - It’s our calling card!
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- Really called that one. - One of us always gets shot.
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God dammit!
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Hey. You’ll never guess who just ripped us off.
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Oh wow, good guess.
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Oh man!
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Twenty-four crystal heists in twenty-four hours!
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We’re two farts in the wind, baby. Do your Howard Dean scream.
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Five o’clock somewhere. Five o’clock somewhere.
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God damn, look at us.
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No rules, no responsibilities. Just two best friends on the run.
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The voice mailbox for, wait, wait, wait, wait did it beep?
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- My name is Jer... - Is full. Goodbye.
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Looks like we just missed them.
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So they just stick burgers in dead guy’s mouths now?
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- In dead criminal’s mouths, Summer. - You’re defending them?
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Well, they were my husband and father.
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Thanks for the tip, Blarb.
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It’s weird, most of my underworld contacts are ghosting me.
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My pleasure, Morty, I should be thanking you for making me rich.
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Wait. I didn’t pay you for this.
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Yeah, these guys did.
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What’s the problem, kid, conehead got your tongue?
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Chuxly? You’re alive?
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...Did this guy always have a hole or is that a big reveal?
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Everything should be in a swamp!
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Working with ya’ll was a plum-fool idea!
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Burger & Fries, who the hell is this??
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Just an average mid-tier crime dork.
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Chuxly? You’re alive?
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Shut up! I got something you might wanna hear.
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Caught your family out looking for you.
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What do you want? We’ve smoked most of what we stole.
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I just want you, both of you. Or I smoke your family.
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What am I saying, sure, bring money too. One hour.
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Shit. Guess we should shoot the fuel tank?
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You guys coulda done that the whole time?
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So. What now?
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Hey, remember how we met?
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That nonrescue of Morty?
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We were thinking we were different and accusing each other of being bad.
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But Morty reminded us we both love our family.
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And it brought us together.
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- Let’s do this. - Well, if we’re gonna do it right,
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we might as well use our best idea.
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You guys comfortable? No? Good.
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Who are you? What is this place?
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And does my son sell drugs for my father,
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maybe criminals will actually be honest with me.
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Crystals can be anything, Mom.
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- But these crystals are drugs. - Morty!
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Here we go, boys! This is it!
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- Jerry? - Rick!
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- Grandpa? - Jesus christ.
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Morty. Summer. Daughterwife. You are safe now.
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Holy shit. All the positive aspects of each, perfectly melded together?
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Yes. I am... Jerricky.
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Alright boys, nothing could have prepared us for this!
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At this point we gotta shoot and hope!
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Also everything’s flammable!
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Hey, guys! Little help!
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Gotta split?
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I’m sorry, Chux! I started this! It’s all my fault!
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Solid apology new guy. If we live through this,
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you're off the hook.
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- Nice shot, Morty. - Everything’s flammable.
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What a family.
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- You got shot? - No, no, no...
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The stitches, they never really set.
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What can I say, I’m a workaholic.
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I knew this day would come.
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Chuxly. This is a good death. You sought mastery over your world.
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No, no. I stepped out of line.
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I thought I could kill god.
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Being a boss in a crime world.
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So much stress. Honestly Jerricky,
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it’s a relief to die in your four arms.
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Final meal?
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How, how old is this?
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Can we turn on the radio?
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At this point, I’d even take a podcast.
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Do you not hear the symphony of atoms dying in space?
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...no?
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Good. You are here.
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I have modified the house defenses.
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They will ensure the mob never bothers you again.
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Thanks.
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This is killing me.
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I thought when you came to rescue us you learned to love us more than ever.
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You learned the opposite?
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Burger and Fries learned to love each other,
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then sacrificed themselves out of love for you.
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I am Jerricky, and I only need to love myself.
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You can’t actually be leaving, right? Like the crows thing?
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They’re my dad and grandpa, you can’t just take them!
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Your dad and grandpa are dead, Morty.
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They died arguing with each other about their brains.
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Scuse me, are you Jerry?
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Sorry, you have one of his heads.
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I am Jerricky.
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May as well have your rake back then.
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That’s right, I took it.
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I ask myself why lie about it, don’t you think he knows?
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Couldn’t I get my own?
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Of course I could have! But god dammit,
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this rake, it kept my neighbors in my life.
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You guys don’t give a goddamn shit about Gene.
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But I see that won’t help me any longer. Here.
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You are no longer obligated in such a way.
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I’m gonna give it back anyway. Just seems like the right thing to do.
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Okay?
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- Shit. - Shit.
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You think a rake will change my mind?
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Well, it’s fucking lame, okay?
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Both of you walking out on Mom?
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I thought you had two sets of balls, not zero.
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Our balls are adequate...
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Morty! We’re still in here!
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There’s a memory of myself as a 30 years old,
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he kept our egos intact!
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He saved us! It was a whole action movie, Morty!
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Memory Rick, he’s still trapped in here.
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Quick, tackle this fucking thing!
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- Garage! Garage! - Help us!, Hold him.
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Nicely prepared eggs.
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I still can’t taste anything. Awesome adventure, Rick.
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Jerry, being shuffled with me was probably
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the best part of your sad existence. A brush with greatness.
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Please, like you didn’t get an upgrade.
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What was it like having integrity for once?
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Hey Beth, how much integrity is left on the mortgage?
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I think it’s clear you both love each other more than you’re willing to admit.
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Dumb. Fucking dumb. Go pick up crystals for me.
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You don’t have to do that, Morty!
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No it’s- it’s okay, I like doing it.
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Welp, those horses won’t sew themselves up.
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- But, good to have you both back. - Whatever.
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Great, so I still wind up stuck with Jerry’s dumb ass?
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Fuck you. Eat your eggs that my wife bought.
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How about you eat my shit, you Hawaiian-shirt-loving twat.
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Uncalled for! Rude and uncalled for!
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You sit there with your potty mouth and do everything but help!
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Jerry, it’s not my fault that nobody respects you in here,
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- your own kids think... - ...You could help but you don’t!
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Brand new shoes, walking blues Climb the fence, books and pens
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I can tell that we are gonna be friends
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I can tell that we are gonna be friends
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Walk with me, Suzy Lee Through the park and by the tree
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We will rest upon the ground And look at all the bugs we found
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Safely walk to school without a sound
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Safely walk to school without a sound
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I can tell that we are gonna be friends
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I can tell that we are gonna be friends
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And of course, there’s a space shuttles.
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Can you believe that giant thing actually flies?
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Well, of course it can. It’s a space shuttles.
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And over here is some stuff about Thomas Jefferson. Come on students!
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Day 8 of attempting to escape Jerry's mind.
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It has become increasingly clear my daughter married a man
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who remembers all technology as powered by springs and gears.
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How did I get here?
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I suspect a chunk of Rick’s brain got merged with a chunk of Jerry’s.
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But did Rick maroon me by accident?
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Or on purpose?
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Escape remains possible, but increasingly unlikely.
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Memory Rick! Building more sculptures out of springs and gears?
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Fuck off, Memory Gene.