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Rick and Morty

Season 7, Episode 1 — How Poopy Got His Poop Back

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Any clue when our... houseguest is finally gonna leave?
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It’d be nice to have the living room back.
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I keep tripping on all his top hats.
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He’s always messing with my TiVO!
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It’s an antique, the buttons are fragile!
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Big surprise that Dad’s avoiding all this.
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Guys, he’s a family friend, he can stay as long as he needs.
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Hey, so I just sold some drugs to the weird little dude in there,
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he said you had cash?
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Oh, you kids in school? You having trouble focusing?
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Okay, that’s it! Morty, find your grandfather
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while go I talk to our houseguest
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Jerry, pay the dealer.
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Yeah, I prefer the term pharmacist.
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So do they!
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- Any chance you have... - Sorry, I left my wallet in space.
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Are you leaving to get it?
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Mr. Poopybutthole, this has gone far enough.
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We have been really cool to you in your time of need.
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I agree, Beth. I’m a pieeeece of garbage.
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Can you boost me up so I can hook my belt to the ceiling fan?
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We don’t have a ceiling fan.
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Ooo wee, is that why it’s so hot?
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They’re not expensive.
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Bet you didn’t expect to see me in a cold open, huh?
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Looks like I’ve taken another turn for the worse.
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- It all started when Beth shot me. - I said I was sorry!
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I know. It tore you up inside...
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- Like a bullet. - It was an accident!
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Anyway, then I got fired from my job,
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my wife left me, I broke both my legs,
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failed the bar exam.
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Ooo wee, things went downhill from there.
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So I’ve been crashing with the Smiths for a while.
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Ooo wee, I’m Mr. Popybutthole and this is Rick and Morty Season 7.
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Yeah fuck you, Summer.
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- God damn it. - Your portal closed.
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Oh did it? Have an intervention or we’ll intervention you,
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you bunch of stupids.
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Gearhead! Buddy! Listen.
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We gotta help Mr. Poopybutthole. He’s in a bad place.
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Well that sounds like an intervention, which Gearhead no Likehead.
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It’s not an intervention. And you owe me.
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Okay fine, but now I need a drink.
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Make it to go and make it two.
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Rick, you son of a squanch!
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Squanch! Told you he wasn’t dead.
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We squanching?
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A little, we need to have a hang with Poopybutthole and talk to him about...
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His drinking.
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Us? Not without a squanch.
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- I’d love one if you’re pouring. - Make it three.
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You left a Gromflomite femur in the compost.
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Your human side is passionate but careless.
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I also found your Federation hit list.
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Don’t go through my stuff!
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This place is worse than prison.
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- Rick. - BP!
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It’s been a minute.
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Is... someone here?
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- Birddaughter. - You found her.
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Yes. She was imprisoned in a femme fatale training camp.
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That’s great! Let’s go celebrate with our closest friends
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by encouraging Poopybutthole to dial back his drinking!
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Suspect. But I find fatherhood exhausting
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and would like to show my daughter what real selfishness looks like.
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Perfect! Now, do we know anyone sober?
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- Have you been drinking? - On a Thursday?
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He seems ideal.
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- So where to? A coffee shop? - No. He’ll know something’s up.
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Yeah! and I’m not squanching just coffee!
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Let’s squanch him to a bar!
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It would undercut our messaging.
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So it is an intervention.
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No! We’re not asking anybody to stop drinking
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because we’re not hypocrites or squares, we’re just concerned friends.
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Then we can at least do it at a place with a bar.
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Look, I think if it has food it’s allowed to have a bar.
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Appreciate you guys taking me out.
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It’s been a rough week.
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Amy’s taking pilaaaates from a guy named Guy.
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You’ve been surveilling your ex-wife?
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Yeah, they’re cheap because they live for the hunt,
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you just have to pay ‘em to not kill your target
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and if they stay cloaked there’s no licensing fee.
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Welcome to Fuck You’s! My name is Mart, and...
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Fuck you! See, at Fuck You’s, we lightly tease our customers.
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Oh, this is fun.
fun
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What do you know, Gilligan?
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Nice.
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Look at this depressed pencil eraser.
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Did some middle schooler stick you up a cat’s asshole?
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I bet you had everything and you watched it slip through your powerless
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little fingers like the sands of time.
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Be right back to take your order, folks, or should I say, fucks.
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Perhaps this wasn’t the best place to do this, Rick.
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What are you talkin’ about?
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This is a great place to celebrate my birthday.
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Birthday, Birthday, Birthday...
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- Your birthday? - Ooo weee.
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I can’t believe y’all remembered!
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I was at the end of my rope, thinking I’d worn out all my welcomes.
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Thanks for doing all this, Rick.
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Of course, Mr. PB. What are friends for.
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Heard we got a birthday boy.
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Yeah but... please don’t sing or...
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Yah! Fuck you, shithead!
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Haha yeah. That sure is a smart hat...
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Because even my son Poopy Jr.. hates me.
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I can relate. Birddaughter is a total bitch.
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If you’re a parent you can say that.
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Well. Should we do shots?
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Rick?
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Let’S get Riggity, Riggity, wrecked!
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I take a shot Do a pop
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Blow a line Huff turpentine
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Get wrecked Text your ex
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Fight a cop Feeling fine
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Punch your dick Turn some tricks
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Quit your job Buy a dog
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Have two beers Then ten more
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Pop a pill And meet the floor.
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That one’s not my bellybutton.
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Well, what is it?
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Hold on, everyone!
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I can’t breathe! I can’t breathe!
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Is there a restroom?
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At the front.
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Oh shit it’s happening.
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Honey rave! Bee time, baby.
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Whoa, what world is this?
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- We’re on Earth. - How do you know?
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Because I think that is Hugh Jackman.
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Oh shit, it is. Hey, Jackman!
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Makes sense he recognizes me, we both hosted the Oscars.
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It’s a pretty exclusive club.
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Listen guys, don’t make this tacky, nobody call him Wolverine,
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- just treat him like a regular... - Gene!
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- Small world, mate! - Hugh!
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Hugh married my cousin.
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Which I guess makes him a Wolver-ine-law.
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That is fantastic!
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Didn’t you host the Oscars?
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- Yeah, I uh... - Alright, Alright, listen.
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Now, I’m not assuming you guys want to party with me tonight, but if you do.
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- Yes we do. - Ooo wee.
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If you do, you do it together, as a team.
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Now I need to go take what I call a “Huge Ackman.”
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Ackman is Australian slang for shit.
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Don’t look it up. Do make a decision.
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Because from here, I’m heading to the Jack Shack.
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- What’s the Jack Shack? - It’s just his house.
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But guys. I don’t think we should go there.
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I challenge you to explain why not without making us want to go more.
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Well, Hugh’s pretty anti-limitation.
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When he parties, it gets... extreme.
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Challenge failed.
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Woah! What’s extreme by the Gene metric?
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Does he have Les Mis shot glasses?
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We’re not exactly squanchweights, brother.
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It’s my birthday and I wish to party with Hugh Jackman.
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- Then you shall! - That was a fast shit.
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But first everybody’s taking these.
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- What are they? - Maybe they’re Tic-Tacs.
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Maybe they’re cyanide.
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Maybe I don’t like to party with people that hesitate.
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There you go! That’s the spirit!
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Now we're all completely fun!
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This was not oversold!
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A, b, d, e...
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I lost my C. My alphabet has no C.
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Did I do these already? Did I ask that already?
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Squanch, yeah. My turn.
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Did I win?
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The best bloody day of my life.
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My wedding was pretty great too.
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I was talking about the Tony award.
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- Yes. - We’re squanching now!
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- Why the long face, mate? - Shape of my skull.
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You know, Mr. Poopybutthole,
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when I wrote Caribbean Queen, you know what my agent said?
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- Billy Ocean wrote that... - That’s what he said.
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Exactly that. “Billy Ocean wrote this.
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Don’t write it again. You’re not Billy Ocean.”
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You know what I did? I fired my agent.
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Don’t accept other people’s limitations.
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What does your heart want, lil’ ripper?
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Right now, don’t think.
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Right now, my heart wants Amy back.
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Everybody! Our friend wants Amy back.
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Squanch idea.
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I will agree to anything in this state.
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I do not think that’s a good idea.
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Ladies and Gentlemen! This man is a fake friend.
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- Come on, Hugh. -"Come on, Hugh."
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Come on, everybody. Don’t call Hugh Jackman Wolverine.
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Don’t call yourself Billy Ocean. Don’t get Amy Back.
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You’re a vampire, brother.
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You feed off other people’s energy.
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That is kind of true.
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Are you kidding me? You’ve been living on my daughter’s sofa for months.
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- Do you want me to leave? - The entire family does!
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- Why not say something? - Because you’re my friend!
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A real friend would have known it’s not my birthday.
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O shit.
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Fake friend!
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You’re not helping, Hugh Jackman.
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You do not tell me what to do. Or Anyone Here.
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- Affirmative. - Yeah, baby!
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Why would you pretend it was your birthday?
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You think I don’t know a half-assed intervention when I see one coming?
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O Shit.
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Love where you are, man.
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You’re just Wolverining right now. You feel that?
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I think so. Does Wolverining hurt a little?
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- Every time! - Every time!
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Alright, grab a drink to go, gentlemen.
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Because we’re either getting Amy back.
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Or. We’re going home.
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- You’re nuts! - Then nut me up, bitch!
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Nut me up!
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- Nut me up! - Nut me up!
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It’s not an expression!
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Amy’S coming back dead or alive!
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Yes.
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Fake friend, my ass. I know how to be there for my friends.
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Father? Why?
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Ah crap. Hang on. Lemme go upstairs and grab the business finisher.
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From where I’m sitting, you’re the one with unfinished business.
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Hey, mind your own business.
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Business is my business. And brother, business is good.
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Oh, you come back to ruin our fun?
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No. To help you finish this.
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I made you guys come out because I didn’t want to talk to PB alone.
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I’m here to go down with the ship.
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- Respect, Rick. - Hit it, Hugh!
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I lose my cool when she steps in the room
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And I get so excited just from her perfume
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Weeeeooo, there she is. My Amy.
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Electric eyes that you can't ignore...
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Oh, she feels my love around her! Oowee!
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Wow. Your love is pretty strong.
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I guess that’s not all she’s feeling.
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Predator P.I.? This is the opposite of what I hired you for!
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Now, now. Did you do this, Gul’karna?
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You do this? You do this?
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...running my game...
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I’m gonna uncloak this later...
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Now. Now.
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Okay, honestly PB, that could have gone a lot worse...
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Pb?
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- Caribbean Queen... - Ooooweeee gotta goooo!
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Run!
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I’m too drunk to flee a Predator right now.
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Mud. The mud thing. Everyone mud up and hide!
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What’s that smell? Squanchy, that’s not mud.
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Well, I’m not from this planet.
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Daddy, what’s happening?
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Quiet, Poopy Jr. I’m taking you home.
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- Look, I just didn’t think I could... - What? Be honest?
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Don’t high-road me. It’s just as dishonest
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to play dumb about wearing out your welcome!
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You could’ve just told me.
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You’re an adult! Read the room and figure it out.
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I admit it, that was self destructive.
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Use me as a shield, I feel nothing!
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Squanch this.
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I’m so... I’m so squanched up, man.
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I’m not really with these guys, I was just walking in this park...
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No!
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Why is this my thing?
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No! I won’t let you take my family from me.
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Guess you didn’t see season 4, episode 3.
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Let’s Go!
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Fuck.
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Who’s got the three dots on their forehead now?
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Could have done that before he punched me.
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Suck my squanch!
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Gimme that big ol’ tooth!
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Gul’karna...
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No, no, stop!
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What are you doing? I want that skull!
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No, Rick. No more. This is my fault. All of it.
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And... if he’s gonna protect my wife and chiiild,
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that’s a great thing to know while I get my shit together.
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Wayne?
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- Wayne? - Amy.
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I messed up real baaad,
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I came to say I don’t know what to do without you, but...
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I guess I can start by not kidnapping.
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That’s definitely where you should start.
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I’m... sorry, Amy.
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You should be. But I’m not.
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We’re a family now.
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Me, Poopy Jr., and Gul’Karna, Clan Leader of The Skin'Thieves.
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Goodbye, Wayne.
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Goodbye.
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Ooo-weee, a musket?
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I’m starting to think it’s like their currency...
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I hunt because I must. But man possesses a precious gift; the power to change.
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More like the power of music, bitch!
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What the fuck?
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Jesus, Hugh, we were just resolving it.
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Well, I’m an actor and I’m high.
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“Caribbean Queen, written by Hugh Jackman, age sixteen.”
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How’s that for a twist?
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Confusing.
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Well. Sometimes you have to believe.
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Wow, that’s reeeal inspiring. Makes me think of how...
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- Get the hell out of here! - Okay, okay, sorry.
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lright guys, I’m buying drive through tacos,
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but nobody tells my nutritionist and we have to steal a car.
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Wayne’ huh?
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Oooweee. But I prefer Mr. Popybutthole. More refined.
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It appears Birddaughter has broken into another Federation compound.
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I must go.
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Wayne, this counts as attending your actual birthday.
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Rick. It was... canonical to see you.
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Yeah, let’s call it.
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I wanna pass out before I remember what we did tonight.
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I never want to forget it. And I never want to repeat it.
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Proud of you, little buddy.
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You too, Squanch.
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Fuck. Look at us. A bird guy, talking cat,
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what are you? A robot man, and a mutant.
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Was a bonzer night, mates. That’s one for the books.
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Bonzer night indeed.
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Kept in touch with the guys over the years.
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As much as ya can in this fast world.
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Birdperson went home to take on a challenge
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way more difficult than a Predator...
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raising Birddaughter.
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Gearhead went back to The Gear System and got a spinal replacement.
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He’s still paying it off.
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Squanchy? Checked himself into a nice rehab.
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No one thought it would stick and it didn’t.
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He was later arrested for smuggling toad venom across the border.
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to glue Hugh Jackman went to the Jack Shack
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back together the Tony award that Gene shot.
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And possibly to put a bullet in all future Wolverine references.
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Thanks to us.
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And what came of Rick? I think he learned something that night.
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About friendship. About honesty.
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And maybe he learned something about himseelllf.
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Here. Forgot to give you a fading pill. Great for hangovers.
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Just to clarify, I had to take an un-fading pill to counteract
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the original fading pill I just took.
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Okay?
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And if you’re hung up on why the taxi disappeared,
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the pills aren’t sentient, but they do detect human coverings,
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so it saw the taxi as some sort of large overcoat.
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Doesn’t matter.
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You uh, gonna be alright?
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Got a place to stay?
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I can 3D print you an apartment on the moon.
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I’ll figure it out, Rick. Thanks.
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Well, here I go pill’in again.
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Yep. Don’t any of you worry about Mr. Popybutthole.
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I got a lot of work to do, but I’ll land on my poopy little feet.
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I always do.
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This burns like hell. How did the other guys not react?
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Is mine different? It’s like my skin is boiling!
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Guys, I got the Best Buds Burrito Box.
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They normally ask for proof of friendship,
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but the cashier trusted me that you guys were out...
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...here.
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Not cool, man.
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You don’t have to do this, Sheriff. It’s your last day on the job.
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That’s exactly why I must. I ain’t retiring a coward.
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Get out of here, officer.
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And go take care of my granddaughter.
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When I was young and in my prime, my mind being free from care.
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I ain’t scared of you!
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Whilst leaving all in Donegal.
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That i might, plough, the raging main,
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going to amerikay...
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What happened?
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I think it ran out of gas.
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So, he could have survived if he just stood back five feet?
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Well. Let’s not tell his granddaughter that.