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Rick and Morty

Season 4, Episode 8 — The Vat of Acid Episode

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Show: Rick and Morty
Episode title: The Vat of Acid Episode
Air date: May 17, 2020
Director: Jacob Hair
Top billed cast: Justin Roiland, Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke
The one with the acid vat, broh.
Source: TMDB
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Oh, shit, I almost parked.
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Hey, Morty, hold on, Wat-watch this.
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- Uh-huh. - Well, I thought it was cool.
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So. We should be in and out.
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Simple exchange, not even really an adventure.
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And if anything goes wrong... which it won't...
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jump into the same vat of acid I jump into.
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Okay. Wait... Wait, what?
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- Wha-What vat of acid? - What, Morty!
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Close the door.
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I pre-scouted this location
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and placed a vat of fake acid amongst the real ones.
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It's got air hoses and a compartment of bones at the bottom.
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If things go wrong, which they won't,
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we jump into the vat of acid,
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and I'll release the bones, they'll float up...
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- What is this face you're making? - Aren't you an inventor?
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Yeah, what part of a fake acid vat with built-in air supply
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and quick-release bones isn't inventive enough for you,
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and when did my job become
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- pitching you ideas? - All right!
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Let's just do this.
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- I have English homework. - You're still learning English?
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That's the language you speak.
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How dumb are you?
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Interesting choice of meeting place, Rick.
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You like it? My grandson had notes.
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- Come on. - Show him the crystals, Morty.
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I'll make lots of money with these.
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I'll make lots of those with these.
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Well. Those are fake.
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- Oh, Jesus Christ. Come on. - You gotta be kidding me. Seriously?
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You brought fake crystals and a gun?
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Beats real crystals and no gun.
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Okay, but does anything beat fake crystals and a fake arm?
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Whoa, do you know who I am?!
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Even if you kill me, you're a dead man.
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Are you serious?
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Morty, he's right. We're screwed.
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Let's just end it. Quick death, come on.
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Aw, man. Oh! Oooooh!
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- Ohhh! - Eh!
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Holy shit. What the fuck?
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- Holy shit. - What kind of psycho...?
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His own grandson?
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Guess he took your threat pretty serious.
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Yeah, but it just...
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doesn't make any sense.
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Well, he was a scientist.
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Maybe he knew more about acid,
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maybe it's like the most painless way to go.
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How could that have been painless?
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You saw that pause before the bones floated up,
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that had to be five seconds of unparalleled torture.
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I... I can't get my head around it.
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I-I thought I'd seen this galaxy at its darkest.
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This is... This is gonna take a while to feel normal.
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We're pretty good listeners, boss.
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Drinks are on us if you want to talk it out.
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Thanks, but... what happened, it happened here.
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I don't want to lose the moment.
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Take your time, boss.
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We'll stay here as long as you want.
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Absolutely. I got nowhere to be.
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Aired on: May 17, 2020
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Episode Title: "The Vat of Acid Episode"
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And then little Tommy FlimFlam's
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running down the Hyperloop.
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His ass is on fire from Xenon fluid,
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but his AI hologram is his own pee.
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- Great story, boss. - Really detailed.
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Yeah, well, I got a million of 'em.
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All right. I think I'm ready to deal with the world now.
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Let's get out of here.
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Should we drop our buddy in here before we go?
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Yeah, probably a good idea.
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Should we use a different vat?
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Does acid lose its acid power the more it dissolves?
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What am I, an acidologist?
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Here, grab that ratlike creature,
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we'll do a little test.
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Look, if you're going to test the damn acid, don't use a rat,
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take that ladle, grab a spoonful, and put it in the analyzer.
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- Oh! - Hey!
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Oh!
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Okay, I'd say that's pretty acidy.
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Drop him in.
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What are you doing?
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- You said... - Not the rat! The guy!
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Ooh! Marone!
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Look at the size of the bones on that rat!
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Oh! How many sets of bones this rat got?
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And look how the smaller ones are shaped!
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They're like little cartoon bones,
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like if you drew a bone in art class!
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All right, that tears it.
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I'm canceling the rest of my night
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and calling a bone scientist.
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We're getting to the bottom of this...
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Jesus Christ, enough already!
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- Oh! - Hey!
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Whoa!
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Can we go?
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The fuck is wrong with you?
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Just admit it was a shitty idea!
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Having a grandson?
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A vat of fake acid!
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- Are you dying of dementia? - How are you
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talking to me like this?
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Wh-When did you get so cocky?
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Tonight! Tonight, Rick!
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- The night I saw you fail! - Because you ruined it!
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- It was pre-ruined! - Oh, was it
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worse than when I was a pickle?
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Oh-oh-oh that's right, you weren't there for that.
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Turned out kind of cool.
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Maybe there's a connection there.
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- Excuse me? - What's that cool thing
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you did without me again?
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The awesome thing? I-I-I guess you wanted a dragon?
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Mwah. Unforgettable.
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- God, you. - Timely, too,
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you really got in on that "Game of Thrones" fever
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right at the peak.
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You trying as hard as you can to hurt me right now
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- proves my point. - I'll let you know
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when you have a point
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and the world will know when I try to hurt you.
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Big man, big genius. Big lonely drunk.
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Hey, save some of these atomic-age beatnik zingers
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for your English homework, Bukowski.
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There's no such thing as a bad idea, Morty.
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It's about execution.
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No such thing as a bad idea?
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Except all of mine, right?
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Morty, wanting a dragon isn't an idea.
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I'm not talking about that!
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I'm constantly pitching you ideas, Rick,
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and you act like they're not even worth thinking about!
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What, the helicopter lawn chair?
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That's just something you saw on TV.
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What about my video-game-style place-saving device?
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Oh, my God, here we go.
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It's a good idea, Rick! A device that lets you...
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Save your place like in a video game,
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but in real life so that you can try stuff
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and then go back to your save point,
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yes, Morty, I saw it on "Futurama."
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Oh, so you don't do anything unless it's original?
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- I don't do time travel. - It's not time travel,
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- it's saving a place in time... - Oh, my God,
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is this what you think I do?
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This is where the heavy lifting happens in your mind?
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Do you have any idea how much fuck work
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- would have to go into a machine that... - Ah-ha!
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- You can't do it! - I can do
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anything, Morty.
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- Your idea is not worth doing. - You can't do it.
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Before what you're trying to do was called "negging,"
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it was called "reverse psychology,"
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and incels didn't invent it, Bugs Bunny did.
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- You can't do it. - There is nothing I cannot do.
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- A place-saving video-game thing! - You're a piece of shit.
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- Just say you can't do it! - I won't!
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You won't say you can't?
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- Fuck you, Morty! - Fuck you!
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Fuck you!
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Son of a bitch.
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- So are you gonna... - Yes, I'm gonna Fuck do it!
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Rick, it's 3:00 a.m.
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Wh-Wh-What's going on? W-Why'd you call me?
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You were right, Morty.
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I failed. I can't make it.
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And honestly, I'm pretty ashamed.
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That might be why I've been so aggressive and unfair
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- about rejecting your ideas. - Rick...
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A fake acid vat, Morty?
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Maybe I've lost it. Maybe I never had it.
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Hey. C'mon. Y-You know I didn't mean it that way.
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I just think we need to find better ways to communicate.
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I'm sorry. I just... I lash out sometimes.
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I-I-I don't know why I do that! I'm so ashamed of myself.
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Hearing you talk about the vat...
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it really opened my eyes.
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- Like what the fuck am I even doing? - Hey. Hey.
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I don't like hearing this talk. You're a great inventor.
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We just got a couple things to work on.
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Let's start with inventing a little honesty.
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- Sound good? - Thank you, Morty. Sounds good.
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- Or maybe I'll just kill you. - What?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Rick...
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- Because I fucking did it! - Oh-ho-ho!
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- Booya! - Holy shit.
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- You did it! You did it! - I did it, you little son of a bitch!
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- How did you... - Morty, do you want me to explain,
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or you wanna go have some fun?
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I wanna have some fun!
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Oh, my God.
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Rick, this is... this is... thank you!
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You can thank me later. Go nuts.
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Best grandpa ever!
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That's all I ever wanted to hear.
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All right, class,
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I know I've been absent for most of this school year.
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I'll be honest with you... during spring break,
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I attended a renaissance faire
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and fell in love with a buxom hand-axe juggler half my age.
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I overplayed my interest in her lifestyle
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just to get closer to her,
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traveling the country with her troupe,
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and I am embarrassed to say I am now an expert blacksmith
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with several STDs and a broken heart.
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I beseech your nasty little asses
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to speak on the matter no further.
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Now that that's out of the way, who wants to do some math?
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- I'll do it. - A bold move, Morty Smith.
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But can you deliver?
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Oh, I've got something to deliver.
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Ahh!
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Oh, God. What the hell!
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Aw, goddamnit, this is traumatizing.
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Oh, my God, what's wrong with your dick?
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- Not cool. - I'm allergic to sheepskin!
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Bold move, Morty Smith. But can you deliver?
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Holy shit. I can do anything.
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Yes, with math, anything is possible.
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Except a long-term relationship with a woman
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that calls you a warlock for using a phone.
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Hi, uh, hey, Jessica.
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Oh. Hey, Morty.
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Hey... Jessica, right?
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Um. Yeah. Hi. Sorry.
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I thought you knew my name
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because we've interacted so many times,
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but maybe I was just being stupid.
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Sorry. Hi. I-I'm Jessica. That's me.
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- Cool. See you around. - Jessica.
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Yeah. I hope I see you.
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- Around. - Guess we'll see.
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I think I'm gonna like this thing.
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♪ It's in the way that you use it ♪
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♪ It comes and it goes ♪
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♪ It's in the way that you use it ♪
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♪ Boy, don't you know ♪
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♪ And if you lie ♪
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♪ You will lose it ♪
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♪ Feelings will show ♪
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♪ So don't you ever abuse it ♪
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♪ Don't let it go ♪
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Ohhhh!
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Oh shit suicide by cop!
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I love these!
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♪ Nobody's weak until somebody's strong ♪
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You're living too fast, Morty.
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I don't pay for your friendship, Heroin Keith.
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Damn.
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♪ Nobody's lonely until somebody's gone ♪
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♪ It's in the way that you use it ♪
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♪ It comes and it goes ♪
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♪ It's in the way that you use it ♪
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♪ Boy, don't you know ♪
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♪ It's in the way that you use it ♪
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♪ It comes and it goes ♪
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♪ It's in the way that you use it ♪
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♪ Boy, don't you know ♪
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♪ It's in the way that you use it ♪
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♪ It comes and it goes ♪
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♪ It's in the way that you use it ♪
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♪ Boy, don't you know ♪
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♪ And if you lie, you will lose it ♪
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♪ Feelings will show ♪
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♪ So don't you ever abuse it ♪
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♪ Don't let it go ♪
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♪ Nobody's right ♪
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Oh, hi, Jessica.
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Hey, I'm sorry I brushed you off the other day.
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I was just trying to be cool...
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Oh, I don't even know what you're talking about.
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But... you seem different.
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Like you finally found yourself.
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Yeah. I... I guess I have.
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That's good to hear. I like who you found.
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Yeah. Yeah, I do, too.
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Looking forward to seeing more.
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I'll see you tomorrow, Morty.
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Yeah. Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
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How's it going?
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Y'know, it was fun, Rick. Real fun.
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Y'know I-I-I definitely sowed those oats.
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But I think you invented
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a little lesson for me along the way.
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Living without consequences is great,
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but then I started wondering...
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what am I living for? What am I building?
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If I'm always looking back, I'm never looking ahead.
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And then it hit me.
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We are who we are because of consequences.
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You can't live without consequences, y'know? You feel me?
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Wow.
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That's a beautiful thought, Morty, but, uh, no.
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There were definitely consequences.
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What're-What-What are you talking about?
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I mean. You did everything you did.
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- It all happened. - No. But the... the respawn button.
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- The... The do-over. - It's not a do-over.
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You just did it. Over and over.
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What are you saying? W-What did you do?
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I think it's more appropriate to ask what did you do?
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You see, Morty, you weren't saving your place
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and going back. I don't respect time travel.
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If "Ant Man and the Wasp" can do it, I'm not interested.
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It wasn't so much a do-over
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as it was isolating a moment in time,
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splitting your probable selves,
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and shunting you into to into a near-duplicate,
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equally probable reality, transporting you into it
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at the moment of parallel determination.
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Pretty nifty. Time crystals are a bitch and a half,
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but the only real hitch is that there was already a you
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in each probable dimension.
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So we had to solve for that.
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That's right, you little bitch!
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It's "The Prestige"!
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- You "Prestige'd" yourself! - Rick,
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- how many did I kill? - You tell me, Morty.
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Every time you reset to smell Jessica's hair,
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every time you relived a satisfying fart,
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that's how many Mortys you've incinerated,
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you greedy little junkie.
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Oh, God... even those times when I...
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Especially those times.
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It's over, Morty. Feel this.
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Take this in. This is God.
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Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh... Why would you do this?
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My hands are clean, Morty. I gave you a choice.
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You could listen to me explain,
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in great scientific detail, how it all works...
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or you could have fun.
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- Did you have fun, Morty? - Is this because of the vat?
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- No. - I'm sorry.
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I'm afraid it's too late for that, Morty.
afraidlatemorty
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What's done is done, but it can end.
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The original split is still timestamped.
originalsplit
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I can make it so those Mortys never existed at all,
existed
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make them purely theoretical.
purely
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Oh, God. What do I do?
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I think it's clear you've done enough.
clear
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Tell me how, Rick! Tell me how I save those Mortys!
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You live with the consequences.
consequenceslive
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Those things happened somewhere,
happened
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but you can merge the probable realities
merge
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so that only one Morty did them.
morty
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Just do it.
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All right, lemme just sync these up
sync
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and get you back to your dimension.
dimension
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Wait, so... so you're not even my Rick?
rick
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Then... Then why do you know about the vat?
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Every Rick has a vat!
rick
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Well, Morty,
morty
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I'd say we've invented a little honesty today.
honestyinventedtoday
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- How about you? - I don't deserve this.
deserve
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I was just having fun.
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So was Jeffrey Dahmer.
dahmerjeffrey
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Speaking of, time to pay the piper.
piperspeaking
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Morty Smith.
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Come out with your hands up, you sick.
handssick
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We're also fine with just shooting you
shooting
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if you wanna suicide by cop.
suicide
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What? What is this?
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Wow. Looks like a SWAT Team,
team
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some drug dealers,
dealersdrugdrug-dealers
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some grassroots MeToo activists, the ACLU...
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Jesus, Morty, the AARP?
jesusmorty
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- I don't wanna talk about it! - The NAACP, GamerGate...
naacp
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Morty, is that Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor?
courtjusticemortysupremesupreme-court
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I'm sorry! I... I'm sorry!
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I-Is that what you want me to say?
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- What... What do I do? - Oof, well, I'm stumped.
stumped
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Seems like there's no way out of this one.
seems
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Unless...
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God damn it. Yeah,
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I guess it is, uh... what did you call it?
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Uh, uh, "A shitty idea"?
ideashitty
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- God damn it. - Say the vat is good.
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- The vat is good. - Kiss the vat.
kiss
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Do not go into that vat.
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It appears to be full of acid.
acidappearsfull
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It is! Please, he's just a little boy!
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- Let me talk to him. - Tell him we're very upset!
upset
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Morty, please. Step back.
mortystep
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That vat is full of acid.
acidfull
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It'll melt you completely, leaving only your bones.
bonescompletelyitllleavingmelt
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- Goddamn it! - I'm sorry, what did you say?
goddamngoddamn-it
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I'm going in the vat!
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Oh! God! Aw, I blame myself!
blame
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Oh, what a tragedy.
tragedy
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This... Oh, well, he's bones now.
bones
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I guess all debts are paid.
debtspaid
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Agreed. He's definitely dead.
agreeddead
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Why else would the bones come up?
bones
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While his actions were horrifying
actionshorrifying
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and we are well within our rights to be outraged,
outragedrights
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I do wonder if we bear some responsibility
bearresponsibilitywonder
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for this young man melting himself in acid.
acidmeltingyoung
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Are we here for justice... or something else?
justice
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"Though justice be thy plea, consider this,
considerjusticeplea
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that in the course of justice...
coursejustice
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none of us should see salvation.
salvation
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We do pray for mercy."
mercypray
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"Merchant of Venice," nice.
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- Very cool. Lots to think about. - Vengeance is a tomb,
coollotstombvengeance
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- all-encompassing... - All right, okay,
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this isn't a poetry reading, a kid just died.
diedpoetryreading
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Everybody go home and hug your loved one or something.
everybodyhomeloved
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Wait.
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How do we know that's really acid
acid
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and you didn't just have someone's bones in there?
bonessomeones
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I mean, if you're doubting if that's really acid
aciddoubting
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and not just jacuzzi-heated Mountain Dew,
heatedjacuzzimountain
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you're welcome to use this ladle.
welcome
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You think I'm a goddamn idiot?
goddamnidiot
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Brought my own.
brought
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Aah!
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Oh, God! Oh, God no!
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Oh, God, no! Oh, no... Huh?
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I'm acid-proof!
acidproof
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Fuck all of you, fuck all of you,
fuck
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I'm gonna be rich!
rich
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Here's my ass.
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Take a good look, spank it!
spank
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Acid proof!
acidproof
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Feels like that guy had other stuff going on.
feelsstuff
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Don't ever make fun of me again.
fun
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Ever!
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All right, c'mon Morty, let's go home.
homemorty
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Wait, what? This... This isn't our reality?
reality
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What, you think I'd waste our home
homewaste
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teaching you a fucking lesson?
fuckinglessonteaching
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I am gonna miss this place, though...
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Johnny Carson's still alive and on the air,
alivejohnny
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9/11 never happened,
happened
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and Rocky Road ice cream has peanut butter
buttercreampeanutpeanut-butterroadrocky
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- instead of marshmallows. - The fu... What?
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The marshmallows are the best part!
bestbest-partpart
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Morty...
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Our next guest, ah, gave us,
guest
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well, actually, very little information,
information
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ah, besides the fact that he is, uh, impervious to acid.
acidbesidesfactimpervious
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So here he is, he's here to prove it.
prove
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Let's welcome this guy.
welcome
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Let's do this shit!
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Now, you're, uh... you're sure about this?
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Eat my.
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- Hoist me! - I did not know that ass
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was on the menu.
menu
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Don't steal my moment!
momentsteal
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- Do it! - Ah, okay,
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then without further ado... drop him.
dropfurther
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Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
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Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah, oh, yeah!
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Looks like I'll be eating flambé.
eating
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Please kill me.
kill