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Rick and Morty

Season 4, Episode 7 — Promortyus

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Rick and Morty

Episode title: Promortyus

Air date: May 10, 2020

Director: Bryan Newton

Top billed cast: Justin Roiland, Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke

Get off my face, broh.

Source: TMDB

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download free

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-Aah, aah! -[ Screeches ]

screeches

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Oh, my God.

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Holy [bleep] Oh.

bleep holy

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What are -- What are these things?!

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Do I look like I know?

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Last thing I remember, I was, ugh, in a cave

cave remember

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looking at some wet egg and -- Oh, that probably did it.

looking

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I told you not to look at that egg!

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I-It was too wet.

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You don't get to tell me what to look at.

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I've seen your Pornhub account.

account pornhub seen

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Also, who makes a Pornhub account?

account makes pornhub

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The algorithm learns your preferences better that way.

algorithm learns

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Plus if you get in kind of a cool enough relationship,

cool plus relationship

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you can sort of follow each other

follow

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and check out each other's kinks, you know?

check kinks others

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Alright, God damn, sold.

alright sold

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How do we get out of here? Morty, relax.

morty relax

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They're face-hugging parasites.

face hugging parasites

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I don't think their society's gonna be that hard to navigate.

hard

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Okay, yeah, this might be a little harder than I thought.

harder might

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Holy [bleep] They've got an M&M's store.

bleep holy store

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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This is bad, Rick. Th-Th-Th-Th-This is really bad.

rick

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Just be cool, Morty.

cool morty

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All we gotta do is blend in, find our ship,

blend ship

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and get the [bleep] outta here.

bleep outta

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Alright, Morty, here's the plan, put this back on your face.

alright face morty plan

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I-I'm not putting that back on my face! Relax. It's dead.

dead face putting relax

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[ Screeches ]

screeches

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Okay, now it's dead.

dead

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Come on, hurry up.

hurry

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Rick, i-it's bleeding.

bleeding rick

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I-It's bleeding acid.

acid bleeding

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Alright, well, that should be the last of it.

alright

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If not, then just gimme two tugs on the arm.

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[ Screams ]

screams

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Seems like a self-destructive life cycle.

cycle destructive life seems self

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Is that gonna happen to us?

happen

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You feel an egg in your stomach?

stomach

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-No. -Well, glass half full.

full glass half

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How's it going? 'Sup.

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-Glory to Glorzo. -Totally.

glory

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Love Glorzo.

love

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Glorzo is peace.

peace

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Peace is Glorzo.

peace

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Wow, just cogs in the machine, y'know?

machine yknow

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Ma-Makes you think -- Yeah, I'm sure you'll make this

makes

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into a beautiful short film that your parents'll pay for,

film short

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Morty, but right now, we really just need to find my ship.

morty ship

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You sure you're not just jealous?

jealous

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Looks like I'm kind of a celebrity around here.

celebrity

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Glorzo Morty: The future is Glorzo!

future morty

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Oh, my God. I was just reading you.

reading

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Congratulations on making it into print media.

congratulations media print

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Real bright future there.

bright future real

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Honestly, it's shocking to see the two of you together.

shocking

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Because we're both geniuses?

geniuses

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No, because I've seen your videos,

seen videos

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and you make me [bleep] sick.

bleep sick

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Fix him.

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Glory to Glorzo.

glory

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Sir, you shouldn't wander off like that.

wander

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We've been looking all over for you.

looking

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The project is ready for your approval.

approval project ready

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Sir, is this man bothering you?

bothering

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Um, no, h-he's fine.

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Uh, what -- what project?

project

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Jesus Christ, who the [bleep] was I?

bleep christ jesus jesus-christ

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Here's a scientific fact I'm not allowed to say --

allowed fact scientific

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Our hosts are biologically designed to incubate our eggs.

designed eggs

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If that "triggers" you, [bleep] off.

bleep

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If it doesn't, please like and subscribe.

subscribe

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New videos every Glorzday.

videos

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God, was I at least rich?

least rich

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I mean, d-d-did I at least sell out

least sell

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and sell vitamins or something?

sell vitamins

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Rick, I've watched enough Pornhub to know

pornhub rick watched

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what a studio apartment looks like.

apartment studio

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God damn.

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Jesus, your Glorzo got [bleep] done.

bleep jesus

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My lord, we await your command.

await command lord

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Oh, to...

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shoot it? A-At people?

shoot

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Glorzo is peace.

peace

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All shall be made Glorzo.

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Soldiers: Glory to Glorzo.

glory soldiers

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I...did this?

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You and the amazing technology you both brought us.

amazing brought technology

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Yeah, makes sense.

makes makes-sense sense

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A-And where was this heading?

heading

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Earth? Probably Earth?

earth

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The humans call it "Earth."

earth humans

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Yeah, well, okay, first of all, great work.

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You guys obviously put a lot of work into this.

obviously

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Okay. And y'know, it shows.

shows yknow

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I-It really shows. But um...

shows

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I-I've been thinking, and, you know,

thinking

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maybe we should just call this off.

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Sorry, is -- is there more?

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Nope, nope.

nope

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I-I guess, uh, that -- that's it.

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Just don't Glorzo Earth.

earth

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Just would've been nice to have heard this sooner

heard sooner wouldve

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before we spent all day on it.

spent

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Yeah, well, I-I'm just hearing about it, too.

hearing

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You ordered it. Right.

ordered

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I-I did, and, um...

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I'm just saying for next time, maybe put more thought

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into it before a whole day of --

whole

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Okay, well, I'm sorry I made you do your job for a [bleep] day!

bleep

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You look like you were all really busy

busy

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before I came and [bleep] it all up.

bleep

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Boy, oh boy, huh? This guy's a genius, but at --

genius

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but at what price, you know?

price

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Y'know, [bleep] you, Rick!

bleep rick yknow

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Who's...Rick?

rick

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Yeah, well, if we're free to ask questions,

free questions

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why haven't you blinked, uh, for 20 minutes,

blinked minutes

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and why, uh, doesn't your mouth move when you talk?

mouth

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Ah, geez, look at me.

geez

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I-I feel down on -- on -- on the floor.

floor

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Oh, let -- let me, uh, help -- help you out here, buddy.

buddy

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Ah, thanks, man. Thanks, pal. That's right.

thanks

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I'm right back where -- where -- right back in the saddle here.

saddle

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Alright, [bleep] it, run.

alright bleep

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[ Glorzos screeching ]

screeching

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[ Glorzos screeching ]

screeching

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I-I hate this! I hate all of this!

hate

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Yeah, yeah, keep that feedback coming, Morty.

coming feedback morty

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It can only help.

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Oh, [bleep] Aw, man!

bleep

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How big is this city?!

city

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I know, it's like pick a lane.

lane pick

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Are you face huggers or industrialists?

face

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Damn, feels kinda good when there's no guilt, huh?

feels guilt kinda

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Yeah, it's -- it's like in "Star Wars."

star star-wars wars

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Yeah, just like in "Star Wars."

star star-wars wars

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Go nuts!

nuts

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Nice, Morty! Give a little "yee-haw" if you want.

morty

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They -- They always do a little "yee-haw" like a cowboy.

cowboy

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Yee-- Yee-ha-- Yee-haw.

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Good enough.

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God, I needed this.

needed

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Honestly, it's been a while since I've been able

able

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to just let loose, you know?

loose

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Just have fun. I'm -- I'm --

fun

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I'm sorry if I've been taking it out on you.

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No, I get it. You got a lot on your plate, amigo.

amigo plate

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I-I just wish you'd open up

open wish

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to me more about it sometimes, you know?

sometimes

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I-I-I'm your partner. Thanks, Morty.

morty partner thanks

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I mean that. Thank you.

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Sometimes, I get a little in my head, you know?

head sometimes

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Hey, man, that head's a good place to be.

heads place

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Just remember to let me in sometimes, you know?

remember sometimes

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Will do, buddy. Mother[bleep]

bleep buddy mother

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♪♪

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Oh, my God, this is so much fun!

fun

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I don't want to stop!

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Yeah, it's like popping bubble wrap.

bubble bubble-wrap popping wrap

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Honestly, I'm proud of us for not.

proud

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Totally. It would've been cheap.

cheap wouldve

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Yeah, real low-hanging fruit, and we're batter than that.

batter fruit hanging real

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Pearl Harbor, on the other hand...

hand harbor pearl pearl-harbor

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Yeah, I think that's in-bounds.

bounds

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I am the god of death!

death

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Should've been a better species!

shouldve species

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[ Both laugh ]

laugh

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So, you did a 9/11?

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Almost did a 9/11.

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We -- We went with a Pearl Harbor.

harbor pearl pearl-harbor

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We're pretty classy.

classy

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Why were either of those an option?

option

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Ask the Saudis.

saudis

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Wow. Damn.

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Yeah, getting political.

political

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I'm political now. How 'bout you, Jerry?

bout jerry political

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You got anything to add to the family dynamic?

dynamic family

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I've been getting into beekeeping lately.

lately

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Is something wrong with that?

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What's wrong with that?

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Don't I have the right to be happy? To exist?

exist happy

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I'm sorry I didn't 9/11

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Pearl Harbor before breakfast, but I have a life, too!

breakfast harbor life pearl pearl-harbor

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I have dreams! And how's Summer?

dreams summer

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Did she have fun, too?

fun

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Oh. Uh-um.

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Summer... was...

summer

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With us.

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There.

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You saw us take her in the car with us.

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Mm, yes. Yes, yes, of course.

course

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Th-That's what happened.

happened

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And now she's... Sleepy.

sleepy

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Um, she's -- she's sleepy.

sleepy

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Really sleepy. That's why she's not here.

sleepy

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So sleepy.

sleepy

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She's sleepy?!

sleepy

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What the hell was that?!

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I didn't see you trying anything!

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[Bleep] the bed isn't better than not [bleep] the bed!

bleep

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Where's Summer?!

summer

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Geez. Oh, man.

geez

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You know, maybe we went too hardcore on these guys.

hardcore

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Yeah, why do you think we never go back

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to a place we've already been?

place

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Do you know how many adventures we could get out

adventures

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of Purge Planet, Morty? Gear World?

gear morty planet world

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I don't sequel. It's called integrity.

called integrity

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Here, put this back on your face.

face

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You kept it? Oh, did you want a new one?

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-'Sup? -Yo.

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Oh, [bleep] It's them!

bleep

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The worst thing to ever happen to us!

happen worst

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Yeah, that makes sense.

makes makes-sense sense

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Sorry, Morty, we tried pussin' it.

morty tried

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Time to go in hot.

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Rickputer, initiate unnecessarily badass suit-up.

badass suit unnecessarily

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Let's lick [bleep]

bleep lick

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♪♪

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Shouldn't we be finding Summer?

finding summer

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Oh, right, gee, sorry. I got caught up again.

caught

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God, d-do I need to take more Adderall,

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or am I taking too much Adderall?

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♪♪

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Man, really shouldn't have gone with swords.

gone swords

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I know. My wrists are killing me.

killing

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Flame-throwers next time, for sure.

flame

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Can I get a laser whip?

laser whip

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Okay, but there's no way you don't chop your dick off.

chop dick

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Sum Sum, come with us if you want to live...

live

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at a lower standard than this, I guess.

lower standard

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God damn.

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Empress, is everything alright? Ummm...

alright ummm

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seize them!

seize

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Seize them?! What?!

seize

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Summer, you bitch! You gotta be kidding me!

bitch kidding summer

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e Seize them?! What?! I've seen ♪

seen seize

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You know that song, Rick?

rick song

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From the -- When the prisoners sing it?

prisoners sing

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Come on, Morty, for [bleep] sake.

bleep morty sake

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It's my jail time. I-I can spend it however I want.

jail spend

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[ Harmonica playing ]

playing

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy! Hey, hey, hey!

buddy whoa

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Not in here! Not in here!

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Aw... Gimme that.

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Leave us.

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What the [bleep] took you so long?!

bleep

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You left me here. We didn't know you were with us!

left

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Do you know how much [bleep] I've had to deal with?

bleep deal

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You're in a cape, Summer.

cape summer

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How bad could it be?

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No bad story ends with a cape.

cape ends story

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You don't know anything about my story.

story

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"I couldn't help but wonder, was Gharkhul really capable

capable wonder

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of consuming a living sun,

living

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or was I simply getting too close to Gharkhul?

close simply

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Was Gharkhul consuming me?"

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Rick, can we listen to something else?

rick

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Quiet! She's just about to summon Gharkhul.

quiet summon

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She's been talking about summoning Gharkhul

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for three episodes, Summer.

episodes summer three

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Wait a minute, what's that in your mouth?

minute mouth

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It's a toothpick.

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I'm a toothpicker now. Get used to it.

used

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God, are you that desperate for a thing?

desperate

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It is my thing.

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Just like yours is dying alone and yours is jerking off.

alone dying jerking

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At least jerking off tracks for my character, you know?

character jerking least tracks

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I like to jerk off. I'm 14. I own it.

jerk

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Well, I jerk off, too! Alright, stop.

alright jerk

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Jesus Chris, I don't wanna think about that [bleep]

bleep chris jesus

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Summer, keep your toothpick. Gross!

gross summer

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Morty, stop talking to your sister about jerking off.

jerking morty sister

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Everyone pretend podcasting isn't boring.

boring pretend

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[ Creature cawing ]

creature

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Whoa, Morty, look how wet this egg is.

morty whoa

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I dunno, Rick. That looks a little too wet.

dunno rick

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D-Don't touch it. Oh, I'm gonna touch it.

touch

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Why are you guys screaming at an egg?

screaming

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Shut up, Summer! Just let us look at an egg!

summer

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Yeah, Summer, shut the [bleep] up.

bleep summer

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[Bleep] [bleep] Nobody wants you here.

bleep nobody nobody-wants wants

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You know, sometimes we like to go on adventures

adventures sometimes

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and look at wet eggs, you know? Can we just go?

eggs

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This place is giving me the creeps.

creeps giving place

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Holy [bleep] I love this egg.

bleep holy love

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Hey, look, mine's doing it, too.

mines

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Are you guys sure that's safe?

safe

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Oh, my God!

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[ Screeches ]

screeches

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All is Glorzo.

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All is Glorzo.

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[ Screeches ]

screeches

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-God. -God.

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God? She has a toothpick.

↓

Take it out and put her face in an egg.

face

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-God. -God.

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For [bleep] sake, how long have you been hatched?

bleep sake

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30 seconds?

seconds

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I've been alive seven minutes.

alive minutes seven seven-minutes

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Think before you -- Excuse me, seven minutes?

excuse minutes seven seven-minutes

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Uh, I've been here for 29 minutes.

minutes

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But yes, take the toothpick out of her mouth.

mouth

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Suck on her face this instant and use her body to --

body face instant suck

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[ Screams ]

screams

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What was that?

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That is called responsibility.

called responsibility

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He was part of our greatest generation.

generation greatest part

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He understood that what you need to do is suck on a face,

face suck understood

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shit an egg, and die.

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Wait, so, all you do is live half an hour,

half hour live

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Shit eggs, and die?

eggs

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Yes. We love it.

love

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I'll do it right now.

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[ Grunting ]

grunting

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[ Screams ]

screams

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Okay, you guys don't have to listen to me,

↓

but I vote you don't do that?

vote

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And who's up for changing things around here?

changing

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♪♪

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♪ Well, I was hatched from an egg laid by some guy ♪

laid

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♪ 'Cause that is Glorzo's way

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♪ And then it came time to lay my own egg and die ♪

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♪ But Summer, she said

summer

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♪ "Hey, Glorzo wants you to stay" ♪

wants

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♪ Glory to Glorzo

glory

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♪ Means glory to me

glory

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♪ If we're only making eggs

eggs

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♪ Are we ever making Glorzo free? ♪

free

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Alright, look, uh, this [bleep] been brewing for a while.

alright bleep

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I'm not gonna win any popularity contests by saying it,

contests popularity

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but here's -- here's the world as I see it.

world

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♪ And for all we know Everything we've known ♪

known

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♪ Is just some shit we made up ♪

↓

♪ Glory to Glorzo

glory

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♪ Means glory to me

glory

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♪ We got too many eggs and not enough society ♪

eggs society

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I mean, look, we are designed to suck on faces and lay eggs.

designed eggs faces suck

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Life is life, and that's the way it goes.

life

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♪♪

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Hello, Troy. Hello, Jez.

troy

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How is it going? Really good, commander.

commander

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Should be ready by tomorrow.

ready tomorrow

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That is what I like to hear.

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Great work, Glory to Glorzo.

glory

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Honestly, Summer, I can't thank you enough.

summer

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When we met, we were just shitting eggs in a cave,

cave eggs shitting

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but you showed us life is about more than that.

life showed

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It is about living.

living

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And now, with these missiles,

↓

we will be able to reach the entire universe.

able entire reach universe

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We say it all the time, but I guess all is Glorzo.

↓

Yeah, that sounds great.

sounds

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And you've been great. Yeah.

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You've been so great that I've been thinking

thinking

↓

maybe it's time for you to get off my brother.

brother

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Who's your brother?

brother

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Oh, this?

↓

Forgot he was there, haha.

forgot haha

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Wait. What are you saying?

↓

I'm saying that you've been great, Steve,

steve

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but we've been thinking it's time for a new chapter.

chapter thinking

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We? Uh, this is Shane.

shane

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He'll be handling the day-to-day.

handling

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It's an honor to meet you, sir.

honor meet

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I might only be two minutes old, but I know you're a legend.

legend might minutes

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She doesn't care about us.

care

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She just wants her [bleep] host back.

bleep host wants

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I don't know what to do. Oh, now you want my help.

↓

Too late for that. Come on, man.

late

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What is this [bleep]

bleep

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You don't get to do this to me.

↓

We were in eggs together.

eggs

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Oh, [bleep] since we were in eggs.

bleep eggs

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, now you respect, like,

respect

↓

the biological institutions now?

biological

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[Bleep] you. All you care about

bleep care

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is "progress" and society and skyscrapers.

progress society

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You don't care about [bleep] biology.

biology bleep care

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Oh, yeah, well, what the [bleep]

bleep

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You -- How you you haven't laid and egg inside this old man yet?

laid

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Because I do what I want.

↓

Because someone's gotta stand up for what's right.

someones stand

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Why do you hate her so much?

hate

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Because she took you away from me!

↓

Whoa, man. Jesus Christ.

christ jesus jesus-christ whoa

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No, I-I didn't, I -- Whoa, whoa, whoa. No.

whoa

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It's cool.

cool

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I feel the same way.

↓

Oh, my God, I...

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I wish we could suck on each other.

suck wish

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I wanna suck on you, too. I'm gonna suck you so hard.

hard suck

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Suck me. C-C-Can we do this?

suck

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A-A-Are we allowed to do this?

allowed

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I don't care. I just want you.

care

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[Bleep] all of this.

bleep

↓

Let's just get the hell outta here

outta

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and be whatever the [bleep] we want.

bleep

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That's evolution. That's progress.

evolution progress

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I want a family. Can we have a family.

family

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Yeah.

↓

-Aah, aah! -[ Screeches ]

screeches

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Oh, my God.

↓

Holy [bleep] Oh.

bleep holy

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What are -- What are these things?! Do I look like I know?

↓

Hey, wait a second. How'd you know that last part?

howd part second

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You weren't there for that. I had to fill in some gaps.

fill

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Everyone around the office knew about Steve and Bruce.

bruce office steve

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I've got a plan, okay. You just have to follow my lead.

follow lead plan

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The punishment is...

punishment

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death. Mother[bleep] Summer!

bleep death mother summer

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You said you had a plan! Silence.

plan silence

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The council of Glorzos has spoken.

council spoken

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More like council of [bleep]

bleep council

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Glorzo is law. Silence.

silence

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The punishment is death.

death punishment

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By... getting their car.

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Summer? Shut up.

summer

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Yes, place them in the car.

place

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Those pieces of [bleep]

bleep pieces

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No, no, no! This is like torture.

torture

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No, I-I-I-I hate being in my car.

hate

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You deserve it, you pieces of [bleep]

bleep deserve pieces

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And to make sure the sentence is passed,

passed sentence

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I shall be joining them.

joining

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In the car.

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And we shall drive away from here and die.

drive

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Oooookay.

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Guess what, everybody.

everybody

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It's me, the whiny guy you never want to hear from.

whiny

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She's trying to escape with her family.

escape family

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My time to shine.

shine

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Execute her.

execute

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Okay, plan B. Morty, now.

morty plan

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[ Harmonica plays ]

plays

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Aah!

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Jesus, Morty, that sucks.

jesus morty sucks

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Alright, stop playing, Morty.

alright morty playing

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I-I got this.

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[ Harmonica plays over speakers ]

plays speakers

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Aah!

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[ Glorzos gasping, screaming ]

gasping screaming

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Glorzo: This is what we get for evolving?

evolving

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Sorry! Sorry.

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I-I'm sorry. We -- We -- We thought you were evil.

evil

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Why would you think that?

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We had a giant tower that blared "Glorzo is peace."

giant peace tower

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I know. I -- Should -- Should we help?

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-Boo! -Oh, like that's helping.

helping

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Got it. Going. Okay, we're gonna hit the road.

road

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You're -- You're just going? You told us to go!

↓

Once again, I'm so sorry for what they --

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You're part of this, too. Boo!

part

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We hate you the most.

hate

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Get out.

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Jesus, Summer, why'd you let these things

jesus summer whyd

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stay on us for so long?

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I was working with a lot.

working

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Just let me listen to the podcast next time.

podcast

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Nailed that landing.

landing nailed

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[ Grunts ]

grunts

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Huh. Neat-looking egg.

looking neat

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[ Glorzo screeches ]

screeches

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Okay, well, I'm not cleaning up this [bleep]

bleep cleaning

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[ Grunts ] Aah!

grunts

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Maybe we, uh -- Maybe we don't tell people about this one.

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Did we at least learn something?

learn least

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That we suck and everyone sucks?

suck sucks

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I guess that counts.

counts

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Later, chodes.

↓

Hit me on the next one.

↓

You know, Rick, I'm sure you wanna jump

jump rick

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into another crazy adventure, but can we just relax

adventure another crazy relax

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and maybe watch some interdimensional cable?

cable watch

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I'm cool if you are. Honestly, that sounds great.

cool sounds

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W-We don't need to try so hard, you know.

hard

↓

Let's just take it easy and riff, you know.

easy riff

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That's what I love about us. Me, too, buddy.

buddy love

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Man: Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?

alzheimers suffer

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Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?

alzheimers suffer

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Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?

alzheimers suffer

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Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?

alzheimers suffer

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-Reggie? -Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?

alzheimers reggie suffer

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Man #2: Reggie, you alright in there? [ Growling ]

alright growling reggie

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Mm, Rick, do you feel...

rick

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Oh, God, I have to shit an egg.

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Oh, my God, oh, [bleep]

bleep

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Oh, it hurts. Oh God,

hurts

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is this how we die, Rick? Is this how we die?!

rick

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I don't know, Morty. I don't know! Aah!

morty

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I don't want to [bleep] an egg, Rick! I'm sorry, Morty.

bleep morty rick

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I'm sorry! It's my fault. It's all my fault!

fault

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Hey, you two. Did you --

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Beth, your son is dying! Say goodbye!

beth dying goodbye

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What are you -- Say goodbye to your little boy!

goodbye

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No, look away!

↓

I'm making an egg, Mom. I'm making an egg!

↓

You said you'd keep me more in the loop this year.

loop

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Look away, Beth! Daddy loves you!

beth daddy loves

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My ass! My ass!

↓

This is it, Morty!

morty

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It's full circle from the pilot.

circle full pilot

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Full circle!

circle full

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[ Both scream, fart ]

fart scream

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[ Grunts ]

grunts

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[ Sighs ]

sighs

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Oh, I guess we, uh --

↓

I guess we both just had to take a [bleep]

bleep

↓

Yeah, I-I-I guess we, uh...

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[Bleep] gross.

bleep gross

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Guys, clean it up.

clean

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[ Bees buzzing ] Look at your dad.

bees buzzing

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Such a dork, keeping bees.

bees dork keeping

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I mean, it's -- at least it's interesting, though.

interesting least

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At least, like -- I wish my dad kept bees.

bees least wish

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I mean, it's kind of cute.

cute

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Like... your dad keeps bees.

bees keeps

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How old is your dad?

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He's obviously beekeeping age.

obviously

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I don't know, I think it's kind of sweet.

sweet

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Summer, I want to [bleep] your dad.

bleep summer

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Oh, really?