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Rick and Morty

Season 1, Episode 11 — Ricksy Business

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Rick and Morty

Episode title: Ricksy Business

Air date: April 14, 2014

Director: Stephen Sandoval

Top billed cast: Justin Roiland, Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke

Beth and Jerry go away on a trip, so Rick decides to throw a party.

Source: TMDB

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Summer: BYE, MOM! BYE, DAD!

summer

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Morty: DRIVE CAREFULLY!

carefully drive morty

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Rick: HAVE FUN, YOU TWO.

fun rick

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Beth: YES, WE WILL HAVE AS MUCH FUN AS POSSIBLE ON OUR...

beth fun possible

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TITANIC -THEMED GETAWAY.

themed titanic

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Jerry: LET'S LOSE THE 'TUDE, PLEASE.

jerry lose

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IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ROMANTIC.

romantic supposed

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Beth: SPEAKING OF DISASTERS, DAD, WE ARE LEAVING YOU IN

beth leaving speaking

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CHARGE, HERE.

charge

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Rick: I KNOW, C-CAN WE WRAP THIS UP?

rick wrap

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MORTY AND I [BURPS] HAVE SOME SYNTHETIC LASER EELS OXIDIZING

burps laser morty

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IN THE GARAGE.

garage

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Beth: HEY, DON'T BLOW ME OFF.

beth blow

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I AM DRAWING A LINE, OKAY?

drawing line

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ANY DAMAGE TO THIS HOUSE OR THESE CHILDREN WHEN WE GET BACK,

children damage house

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AND...N-NO MORE ADVENTURES WITH MORTY.

adventures morty

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Morty: AW, GEEZ, RICK.

geez morty rick

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IF MY MOM'S THE ONE WHO'S SAYING IT, THEN YOU KNOW IT'S PRETTY

moms

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SERIOUS THIS TIME.

serious

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Both: THAT'S RIGHT.

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Jerry: WAIT. WHAT?

jerry

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Rick: LISTEN, YOU HAVE MY WORD AS A CAREGIVER,

rick word

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EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE.

everythings

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AND IF NOT, LIKE YOU SAY, NO MORE ADVENTURES OR WHATEVER.

adventures

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IT'S LIKE THAT OLD SONG "BLOMP BLOMP-A NOOP NOOP A-NOOP NOOP

song

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NOOP."

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Y-YOU GUYS KNOW THAT SONG?

song

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FROM TINY ROGERTS?

tiny

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YOU NEVER HEARD OF IT?

heard

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YOU KNOW, THE BLACK EFFEMINATE GUY FROM THE '50s?

black

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NO-NOBODY?

nobody

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A-ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER.

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LOOK, WHO CARES?

cares

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JUST GO ON YOUR STUPID TRIP.

stupid trip

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Jerry: NOT ONE THING OUT OF PLACE.

jerry place

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[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] NOT A SINGLE THING.

engine single turns

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[ BUBBLING, CRACKLING ] Summer: WELL, WE'RE PAST THE

bubbling crackling past summer

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POINT OF NO RETURN.

point return

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I'M GOING TO HAVE A PARTY.

party

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I FOUND JELLO.

found

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CAN YOU SNEAK YOUR MOM'S VODKA?

moms sneak vodka

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YES, SHE DOES.

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I SAW IT IN YOUR LAUNDRY ROOM.

laundry room

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LISTEN, YOU CAN'T BOTH BE IN DENIAL ABOUT IT.

denial

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OKAY, BYE.

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Morty: SUMMER, YOU CAN'T THROW A PARTY!

morty party summer throw

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REMEMBER WHAT MOM SAID?

remember

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Summer: YEAH, IF ANYTHING GETS MESSED UP, YOU AND

messed summer

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GRANDPA RICK GET PUNISHED.

grandpa punished rick

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I'M ONLY A HUMAN BEING, MORTY.

human morty

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Morty: RICK, TELL SUMMER SHE CAN'T HAVE A PARTY!

morty party rick summer

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Rick: UH, SUMMER, YOU CAN'T HAVE A PARTY.

party rick summer

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Summer: [ SCOFFS ] Rick: BECAUSE [BURPS] I'M

burps rick scoffs summer

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HAVING A PARTY, B-I-I-I-ITCH!

having itch party

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Morty: OH, WHAT?!

morty

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RICK, YOU CAN'T!

rick

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Summer: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE HAVING A PARTY?

having party summer

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ARE SOME GLIP GLOPS FROM THE THIRD DIMENSION GOING TO COME

dimension third

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OVER AND PLAY CARDS OR SOMETHING?

cards

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Rick: "GLIP GLOP?" YOU'RE LUCKY A TRAFLORKIAN

lucky rick

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DOESN'T HEAR YOU SAY THAT.

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Summer: IS THAT LIKE THEIR N-WORD?

summer word

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Rick: IT'S LIKE THE N-WORD AND THE C-WORD HAD A BABY AND IT

baby rick word

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WAS RAISED BY ALL THE BAD WORDS FOR JEWS.

jews raised words

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Morty: LISTEN, I THINK THE THREE OF US COULD JUST, YOU

morty three

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KNOW, HAVE A NICE TIME, LIKE JUST HANGING OUT, AND, YOU KNOW,

hanging

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DOING A LITTLE BONDING AND -- Summer: SCREW THAT.

bonding screw summer

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THIS IS MY CHANCE TO GAIN SOME FOOTING WITH THE COOL KIDS.

chance cool cool-kids gain kids

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Rick: THAT'S WHY YOU PARTY?

party rick

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BOY, YOU REALLY ARE 17.

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Summer: WHY DO YOU PARTY?

party summer

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Rick: TO GET [BURPS] WR-WRIGGEDY WRIGGEDY WRECKED,

burps rick wrecked

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SON!

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Summer: JUST KEEP YOUR SCI-FI FRIENDS AWAY FROM MY AWESOME

awesome friends summer

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ONES.

ones

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Rick: YEAH, AND YOU KEEP YOUR AWESOME FRIENDS AWAY FROM MY

awesome friends rick

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CANAPES.

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AFTER DINNER, TITANIC 2 WILL ATTACH TO THE RAIL SYSTEM NEAR

attach dinner near system titanic

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OUR REPLICA ICEBERG, AND THE HYDRAULICS ENCASED IN THESE

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TUBES WILL EXECUTE A CONTROLLED SINK INTO THE ICY DEPTHS.

controlled execute sink tubes

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Jerry: A RAIL SYSTEM SEEMS ARCHAIC FOR AN ATTRACTION THIS

attraction jerry seems system

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IMPRESSIVE.

impressive

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ARE YOU SURE THE SHIP WILL SINK?

ship sink

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I CAN ASSURE YOU THE SHIP WILL SINK, AS IT HAS A THOUSAND

assure ship sink thousand

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TIMES BEFORE.

times

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IT IS UN-UNSINKABLE.

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OOH!

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Jerry: LOOK, IT'S THE LINE FOR THE BOW!

jerry line

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Beth: JERRY, I'D LOVE TO JUST KICK BACK WITH A MARGARITA AND

beth jerry kick love margarita

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READ.

read

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DO YOU MIND IF I SKIP THE WHOLE "KING OF THE WORLD" BIT?

king mind skip whole world

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Jerry: WELL, IT'S NOT THE "KING OF THE WORLD" BIT.

jerry king world

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THAT'S JACK AND FABRIZIO.

jack

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THIS IS WHERE ROSE SAYS, "I'M FLYING, JACK!"

flying jack rose

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BUT WHATEVER.

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I CAN BE THE ONLY ONE TO DO IT ALONE.

alone

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Beth: WELL, WHAT ABOUT HER?

beth

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EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.

excuse maam

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WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE MY PLACE IN LINE?

line place

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I, UH -- I COULD GET INTO TROUBLE.

trouble

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Beth: WE WON'T TELL.

beth

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Jerry: SO...

jerry

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YOU'RE A TITANIC FANATIC?

titanic

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OH, YES.

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I'VE WORKED HERE SINCE IT OPENED, BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE

able opened worked

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TO PARTICIPATE.

participate

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Jerry: HAPPY TO HELP...ROSE.

happy jerry rose

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[ GIGGLES ] I LOVE WATCHING BUKKAKE.

giggles love watching

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I MEAN, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW IF I PERSONALLY WOULD EVER DO IT...

personally

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Summer: BRAD! HEY!

brad summer

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YO.

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BRAD IS HERE!

brad

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QUICK, MAKE MY HAIR LOOK DRUNK.

drunk hair quick

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CHECK IT OUT.

check

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TAMMY'S ALREADY DRUNK.

drunk tammys

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COOL.

cool

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THE BEACON WAS ACTIVATED.

activated beacon

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WHO IS IN DANGER?

danger

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Summer: UGH! GRANDPA!

grandpa summer

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Rick: BIRDPERSON!

rick

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I AM PLEASED THERE IS NO EMERGENCY.

emergency pleased

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Rick: OH, THERE'S AN EMERGENCY, ALL RIGHT.

emergency rick

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A PUSSY EMERGENCY!

emergency pussy

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WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU GOT LAID, 'PERS?

laid whens

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IT HAS BEEN A...CHALLENGING MATING SEASON FOR BIRDPERSON.

challenging season

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Rick: THEN IT'S TIME TO GET YOUR BEAK WET TONIGHT, PLAYAH.

beak rick tonight

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GO HAVE SOME FUN OUT THERE BIRDP-- BIRD-- BIRDPERSON.

bird fun

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Morty: OH, MAN, HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU INVITE, RICK?

invite morty rick

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Rick: UH...PEOPLE?

rick

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MM, SIX.

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Rick: YO! WHAT UP, MY GLIP GLOPS?!

rick

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Morty: OH, MAN!

morty

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[ ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

breathing breathing-heavily electronic heavily music music-plays plays

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OH!

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Y-Y-YOU KNOW THERE'S A GARBAGE, RIGHT?

garbage

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HEY, UH, WHAT THE HELL?!

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OOH. THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER INVITE A FLOOPY DOOP AND A

invite

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SHMOOPY DOOP TO THE SAME PARTY.

party

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[ BED SPRINGS SQUEAKING ] Morty: OH, OH, G--

morty springs squeaking

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OH, THAT'S DISGUSTING!

disgusting

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YOU GUYS ARE IN MY PARENTS' BED!

parents

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OH. SORRY.

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I'M NOT FEELING TOO WELL.

feeling

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I JUST NEEDED TO LIE DOWN FOR A BIT.

needed

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Morty: OH. OKAY.

morty

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S-S-SORRY. [ CHUCKLES ] [ GROANS ]

chuckles groans

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Morty: OH, MY GOD!

morty

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

kidding

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THE THING PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE ABOUT THE GEAR WARS IS

gear realize wars

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THAT IT WAS NEVER REALLY ABOUT THE GEARS AT ALL.

gears

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Rick: UH-HUH. YEAH.

rick

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NO, NO, TO-TOTALLY.

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Morty: RICK, YOU GOT TO STOP --

morty rick

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Rick: MORTY!

morty rick

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HAVE YOU MET GEARHEAD?

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Morty: HEY, HOW'S -- Rick: MORTY HERE, HE -- HE

morty rick

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WOULD LOVE TO HEAR ALL ABOUT THE GEAR WARS.

gear love wars

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HOW FAMILIAR ARE YOU WITH THE GEAR WARS, EXACTLY?

familiar gear wars

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Morty: UH...NOT AT ALL.

morty

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OH, BOY.

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I ENVY YOU.

envy

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OKAY, IT WAS ABOUT 754 YEARS AGO...

years

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Rick: OH, HEY, MORTY!

morty rick

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H-HAVE YOU -- HAVE YOU MET MY BUDDY SCROPON?

buddy

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Morty: NOT AGAIN, RICK.

morty rick

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THAT LAST GUY DRONED ON FOR 20 MINUTES, YOU KNOW?

minutes

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AND MEANWHILE, THE WHOLE HOUSE IS BEING DESTROYED!

destroyed house meanwhile whole whole-house

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Rick: WHOA, MORTY, THIS GUY'S ENTIRE PLANET WAS DESTROYED.

destroyed entire morty planet rick whoa

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HAVE A LITTLE PERSPECTIVE.

perspective

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HEY, RICK, SQUANCHY PARTY, BRO!

party rick

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Rick: AW! SQUANCHY!

rick

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IS THERE A GOOD PLACE FOR ME TO SQUAN AROUND HERE?

place

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Rick: SQUANCHY, YOU CAN SQUANCH WHEREVER YOU WANT, MAN.

rick

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MI CASA ES SU CASA, DAWG!

dawg

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ALL RIGHT!

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I LIKE YOUR SQUANCH!

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Morty: UH, RICK, WHAT EXACTLY IS "SQUANCHING"?

morty rick

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Rick: MORTY, LISTEN -- WE'VE HAD A LOT OF REALLY COOL

cool morty rick

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ADVENTURES OVER THE LAST YEAR, BUT IT'S TIME TO RELAX.

adventures relax

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Morty: YEAH, IF I RELAX NOW, THERE MIGHT NOT EVEN BE ANY MORE

might morty relax

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ADVENTURES!

adventures

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Rick: JESUS, MORTY, YOU'RE BUMMING ME OUT.

jesus morty rick

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CAN'T WE JUST PRETEND LIKE EVERYTHING'S FINE FOR A FEW

everythings pretend

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HOURS, ENJOY OURSELVES, AND THEN WORRY ABOUT ALL THIS LATER?

enjoy hours worry

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Morty: YEAH, THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY, RICK.

easy morty rick

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YOU KNOW, YOU LIKE NOT CARING ABOUT STUFF.

caring stuff

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YOU KNOW, WH-WH-WHAT'S IN THIS FOR ME?

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[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

conversations indistinct music music-plays plays soft soft-music

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JESSICA.

jessica

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Rick: KNOCK IT OFF, SLOW MOBIUS!

knock rick slow

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HA HA! SORRY, DUDE!

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I'M JUST TRYING TO SHOW OFF MY POWERS, BRO!

powers

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Morty: I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S HERE.

believe morty

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Rick: WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING STANDING HERE, MORTY?

morty rick standing

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GO. TALK TO HER.

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TONIGHT, THE ONLY ADVENTURE YOU'RE ON IS YOUR CUSPING

adventure tonight

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MANHOOD.

manhood

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[ BOTH LAUGH ] Jerry: OH, ROSE.

jerry laugh rose

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WHEE!

whee

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IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

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YES, EVERY COUPLE GETS TO RE-CREATE JACK'S DROWNING AT THE

couple create drowning jacks

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END OF THE MOVIE.

movie

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IT'S SO ROMANTIC.

romantic

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Jerry: I CAN'T WAIT TO DO THAT WITH BETH.

beth jerry

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I DON'T KNOW, JERRY.

jerry

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WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, IT SEEMS LIKE YOUR WIFE MAY NOT BE THAT

respect seems wife

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INTERESTED.

interested

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Jerry: [ GASPS ] LOOK!

gasps jerry

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ICEBERG, RIGHT AHEAD!

ahead

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THE BUFFET IS NOW CLOSED.

buffet closed

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ICEBERG, RIGHT AHEAD!

ahead

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THE BUFFET IS NOW CLOSED.

buffet closed

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UH, SIR?

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THERE'S NOT A PROBLEM.

problem

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NOT A PROBLEM?

problem

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THE GUIDANCE SYSTEM ISN'T PUTTING US ON A DIRECT COLLISION

collision direct guidance putting system

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COURSE.

course

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THIS SHIP IS ABOUT TO COMPLETELY MISS THE GIANT ICEBERG!

completely giant miss ship

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WELL, DO SOMETHING!

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STEER INTO IT!

steer

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I'M TRYING!

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IT'S TOO LATE.

late

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...

gentlemen ladies

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DON'T BRACE YOURSELVES.

brace yourselves

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[ ALL GASPING ] Jerry: NO! NO!

gasping jerry

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WHAT HAPPENED?!

happened

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THEIR RAIL SYSTEM MUST HAVE FAILED.

failed must system

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OH, MY GOD!

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WE'RE NOT GONNA SINK!

sink

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TOTALLY GONNA GET LAID TONIGHT.

laid tonight

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I LIKE YOUR FEATHERS.

feathers

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THEY ARE DESIGNED TO ATTRACT THE ATTENTION OF THE FEMALE.

attention attract designed female

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IT'S WORKING.

working

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TAMMY, I SHOULD LET YOU KNOW I JUST GOT OUT OF A HIGHLY

highly tammy

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INTENSE SOUL BOND WITH MY PREVIOUS SPIRIT MATE.

bond intense mate previous soul spirit

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I'M NOT LOOKING TO GET INTO A SOUL BOND.

bond looking soul

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I'M JUST LOOKING FOR...

looking

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I BELIEVE BIRDPERSON CAN ARRANGE THAT.

arrange believe

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HEY, SUMMER, HAVEN'T SEEN YOU AT FLUTE PRACTICE IN A WHILE.

flute practice seen summer

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SUMMER, DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH HER.

friends summer

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Summer: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

kidding summer

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I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING HERE.

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Rick: WHOA. NOT COOL, SUMMER.

cool rick summer whoa

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THIS IS A PARTY.

party

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EVERYBODY SHOULD BE WELCOME.

everybody welcome

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[ CRASHES ] OH, GREAT.

crashes

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WHO INVITED ABRADOLPH LINCOLER?

invited

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Summer: I THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS WELCOME.

summer welcome

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Rick: IT'S NOT THE SAME, SUMMER.

rick summer

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LINCOLER IS A CRAZED MANIAC -- JUST A MISGUIDED EFFORT OF MINE

crazed effort maniac misguided

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TO CREATE A MORALLY NEUTRAL SUPERLEADER BY COMBINING THE

create neutral

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DNA OF ADOLF HITLER AND ABRAHAM LINCOLN.

abraham abraham-lincoln adolf hitler lincoln

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TURNS OUT IT [BURPS] JUST ADDS UP TO A LAME, WEIRD LOSER.

adds burps lame loser turns weird

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RICK, YOU BROUGHT ME INTO THIS WORLD, A SUFFERING

brought rick suffering world

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ABOMINATION TORTURED BY THE DUALITY OF ITS BEING.

abomination tortured

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BUT I SHALL FINALLY KNOW PEACE WHEN I WATCH THE LIFE DRAIN FROM

drain finally life peace watch

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YOUR WRETCHED BODY!

body wretched

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WHOA. WHAT'S UP, MAN?

whoa

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I HAVE NO QUARREL WITH YOU, BOY.

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"BOY"?

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WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

supposed

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IT'S JUST -- L-LOOK, I-I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU THOUGHT I

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MEANT IT, BUT...

meant

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Rick: DON'T LOOK AT ME, DUDE.

rick

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LOOK, I'M HALF-ABRAHAM LINCOLN, SO --

abraham abraham-lincoln half lincoln

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SO I SHOULD GET ON MY KNEES AND KISS YOUR ASS?!

kiss knees

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WELL, NO, BUT...

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YOU KNOW?

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WHAT DO I KNOW?

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THAT THE THIRD REICH WILL REIGN FOR A THOUSAND YEARS?

reign third thousand thousand-years years

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LEAVE HIM ALONE, BRAD.

alone brad

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STAY OUT OF THIS, JESSICA!

jessica

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Rick: KICK HIS ASS, BRAD!

brad kick rick

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KICK HIS ASS!

kick

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All: KICK HIS ASS!

kick

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KICK HIS ASS!

kick

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BRAD!

brad

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STUPID! [ GRUNTS ] Morty: RICK!

grunts morty rick stupid

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Rick: I JUST DID YOU A FAVOR, MORTY.

favor morty rick

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Morty: SORRY ABOUT ALL THAT.

morty

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RICK HAS SOME REALLY STRANGE FRIENDS.

friends rick strange

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UGH! BRAD IS SUCH A JERK.

brad jerk

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HE'S ALWAYS TRYING TO PROVE WHAT A MAN HE IS.

prove

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I JUST WANT TO FIND SOMEBODY NICE AND SWEET.

somebody sweet

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Morty: JESSICA, CAN I SHOW YOU SOMETHING?

jessica morty

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WOW! LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF.

stuff

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Morty: YEAH.

morty

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THIS IS ME AND MY GRANDPA RICK'S SCI-FI WORKSHOP.

grandpa workshop

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CHECK THIS OUT.

check

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[ PROJECTOR BEEPING ] IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

beeping projector

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Morty: YOU KNOW, JESSICA, THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE ALWAYS

jessica morty

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WANTED TO TELL YOU.

wanted

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WHAT'S THAT, MORTY?

morty

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I THINK THAT YOU'RE THE MOST --

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NO, THAT -- THOSE WEIRD SOUNDS COMING FROM THE CLOSET

closet coming sounds weird

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OVER THERE.

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[ CLOSET RATTLING ] Morty: OH, MY GOD!

closet morty rattling

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AAH!

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HEY, I'M SQUANCHING IN HERE!

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Morty: OH, MY GOD!

morty

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OH, THAT IS SO DISGUSTING!

disgusting

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OW! OH! OH, CRAP!

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[ DEVICE WARBLING ] [ WARBLING ]

device

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[ ALL SCREAMING ] Rick: HUH.

rick screaming

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BIG STAR IN THE SKY.

star

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[ INHALES SHARPLY ] OXYGEN-RICH ATMOSPHERE.

atmosphere inhales inhales-sharply oxygen rich sharply

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GIANT TESTICLE MONSTERS.

giant monsters testicle

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WE'LL BE FINE! LET'S PARTY!

party

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[ ALL CHEERING ] ♪ JUST SHAKE THAT ASS, BITCH,

bitch cheering shake

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AND LET ME SEE WHATCHA GOT ♪ ♪ JUST SHAKE THAT ASS...

shake whatcha

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Summer: I SWEAR TO GOD, MORTY, IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE

morty summer swear

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FACT THAT EVERYONE'S STILL HAVING A BLAST IN THERE, I WOULD

blast everyones fact having

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BE SO FURIOUS WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.

furious

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Rick: OH, MAN.

rick

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Y-YOU HEAR THAT, MORTY?

morty

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YOU REALLY LUCKED OUT WITH SUMMER O-ON THAT ONE.

summer

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Morty: HOW ARE YOU GUYS NOT FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW?!

freaking morty

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T-THE WHOLE HOUSE IS SITTING IN ANOTHER DIMENSION!

another dimension house sitting whole whole-house

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I-I MEAN, W-WHAT THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?!

supposed

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M-M-MOM AND DAD ARE GONNA KILL US!

kill

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I'M LOSING IT HERE, RICK!

losing rick

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Rick: RELAX, MORTY, RELAX!

morty relax rick

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IT'S GONNA BE FINE.

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ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GO OUT AND FIND US SOME KALAXIAN CRYSTALS.

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[ DETECTOR BEEPING ] OH, SHIT, MOTHERFUCKER

beeping detector motherfucker

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KALAXIAN CRYSTALS, MORTY, JUST A FEW MILES SOUTH OF HERE.

miles morty south

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Morty: OKAY. LET'S GO, THEN.

morty

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W-W-WE GOT TO GO GET THOSE CRYSTALS RIGHT NOW, RICK.

rick

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Rick: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

rick whoa

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MORTY, MORTY, I-I CAN'T GO WITH YOU.

morty

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I GOT TO HANG BACK AND MAKE SURE EVERYTHING STAYS COOL HERE, YOU

cool hang stays

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KNOW?

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I MEAN, WHO KNOWS WHAT -- WHAT IF SOMEBODY BREAKS SOMETHING?

breaks knows somebody

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Summer: YEAH. ME TOO.

summer

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I SHOULD STAY.

↓

YOU GUYS HAVE ANY ASPIRIN?

aspirin

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Rick: OH, HEY, MORTY, THIS IS PERFECT!

morty perfect rick

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YOU CAN TAKE LINCOLER WITH YOU.

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HEY, MAN, I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

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I'M INJURED.

injured

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Rick: SHUT UP, LINCOLER.

rick

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IT'S THE [BURPS] LEAST YOU CAN DO FOR WRECKING THE LIVING ROOM.

burps least living living-room room wrecking

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Summer: YEAH!

summer

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AND, NANCY, YOU SHOULD GO, TOO.

nancy

↓

WHAT? WHY -- WHY ME?

↓

Summer: BECAUSE, UH, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE SO GOOD AT

summer

↓

PLAYING THE FLUTE.

flute playing

↓

SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE, FOLKS.

folks inconvenience

↓

WE SHOULD RESUME SINKING SHORTLY.

resume shortly sinking

↓

IN THE MEANTIME, PLEASE, STAY ON THE SHIP AND ENJOY A

enjoy meantime ship

↓

COMPLIMENTARY PLATE OF JAMES CAMERONION RINGS.

complimentary james plate rings

↓

Jerry: GREAT.

jerry

↓

NOT ONLY IS THE SHIP NOT SINKING, BUT NOW THE FOURTH WALL

fourth ship sinking wall

↓

HAS BEEN BROKEN.

broken

↓

Beth: [ SIGHS ] I AM GONNA GO BACK TO THE ROOM

beth room sighs

↓

TO FINISH MY BOOK.

book finish

↓

YOU SHOULD FIND THAT LUCY WOMAN.

lucy woman

↓

Jerry: BUT -- BUT -- [ CLEARS THROAT ]

clears clears-throat jerry throat

↓

YOU SEE, JERRY?

jerry

↓

MAY I SHOW YOU SOMETHING?

↓

HAD EVERYTHING GONE AS PLANNED, THIS ENTIRE AREA WOULD BE

area entire gone planned

↓

UNDERWATER.

underwater

↓

Jerry: [ SIGHS ] I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO SEE IT.

jerry liked sighs

↓

THIS TRIP HAS BEEN A "TITANIC" FAILURE.

failure titanic trip

↓

GET IT?

↓

OOH!

↓

DRAW ME, JERRY.

draw jerry

↓

Jerry: OH, BOY.

jerry

↓

LUCY, WOW.

lucy

↓

UH, THIS ISN'T WHAT I HAD IN MIND.

mind

↓

BUT IT'S THE PERFECT MOMENT.

moment perfect

↓

WE'VE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THIS FOR 16 YEARS.

dreaming years

↓

Jerry: UM, NOT LIKE THIS.

jerry

↓

NOT -- NOT WITH YOU.

↓

[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] [ GUN COCKS ]

chuckles chuckles-nervously cocks nervously

↓

YOU ARE GONNA DRAW ME.

draw

↓

Jerry: AAH!

jerry

↓

THEN YOU'RE GOING TO FUCK ME IN THAT CAR OVER THERE.

fuck

↓

IT'S WEIRD, 'CAUSE I DEFINITELY THINK THAT ALL MEN

weird

↓

ARE CREATED EQUAL.

created equal

↓

BUT, AT THE SAME TIME -- Morty: OKAY!

morty

↓

UM, THE CRYSTALS SHOULD BE REALLY CLOSE.

close

↓

THERE THEY ARE!

↓

[ DETECTOR BEEPS ] WAIT.

beeps detector

↓

SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.

somethings

↓

[ CREATURE GROWLS ] [ SCREAMS ]

creature growls screams

↓

[ CREATURE ROARS ] GET THE CRYSTALS!

creature roars

↓

I'LL HANDLE THE BEAST!

beast handle

↓

PREPARE TO BE EMANCIPATED FROM YOUR OWN INFERIOR GENES!

emancipated genes prepare

↓

[ GRUNTING ] [ GASPS ]

gasps grunting

↓

SUMMER'S GONNA LIKE ME AGAIN.

summers

↓

[ CREATURE GROWLING ] [ GRUNTS ]

creature growling grunts

↓

[ GRUNTS ] Morty: LINCOLER, COME ON!

grunts morty

↓

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

↓

MEIN JOURNEY IS OVER, MORTY.

journey mein morty

↓

[ Groaning ] I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU.

groaning

↓

♪ AND THE GEARS, THEY TURNED FOR A THOUSAND YEARS ♪

gears thousand thousand-years turned years

↓

♪ UNTIL THE DARK DAY THAT THEY STOPPED ♪

dark stopped

↓

Morty: [ GASPS ] RICK, I GOT THEM!

gasps morty rick

↓

I GOT THE CRYSTALS!

↓

Rick: ALL RIGHT!

rick

↓

YOU DID IT, MORTY.

morty

↓

Morty: RICK, WAIT!

morty rick

↓

THERE'S SOMETHING YOU NEED TO KNOW.

↓

I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT LINCOLER.

↓

HE SAID THAT HE WAS REALLY SORRY AND THAT HE LOVES YOU LIKE A

loves

↓

FATHER.

father

↓

HE ONLY WANTED YOU TO ACCEPT HIM, AND HE HOPES THAT HIS FINAL

accept final hopes wanted

↓

ACT WOULD REDEEM HIM IN YOUR EYES.

eyes redeem

↓

HE SACRIFICED HIMSELF TO SAVE ALL OF US, RICK.

rick sacrificed save

↓

HE DIED.

died

↓

Rick: WELL, AT LEAST HE DIDN'T DIE IN VAIN.

least rick vain

↓

HE GOT THESE CRYSTALS.

↓

[ SNIFFS ] AND THESE BABIES JUST SAVED THIS

babies saved sniffs

↓

LAME-ASS PARTY!

lame party

↓

WUBBA, LUBBA, DUB, DUB!

↓

PLAY SOMETHING.

↓

S-SOMEBODY, PLAY SOMETHING.

somebody

↓

[ CLICKS ] Morty: WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT?

clicks minute morty

↓

[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ] Rick: ♪ PUT YOUR RIGHT FOOT

foot music music-plays plays rick

↓

FORWARD AND YOUR LEFT FOOT BACK ♪

foot forward left

↓

♪ THEN SLIDE AROUND LIKE ON A NordicTrack ♪

slide

↓

♪ MOVE TO THE LEFT ♪ STEP TO THE RIGHT

left step

↓

♪ WIGGLE YOUR ELBOWS, AND LOOK UP INTO THE LIGHT ♪

elbows light wiggle

↓

♪ IT'S THE, IT'S THE ♪ IT'S THE RICK DANCE

dance rick

↓

♪ IT'S THE, IT'S THE ♪ IT'S THE RICK DANCE

dance rick

↓

Rick: SLOW MOBIUS, HIT ME WITH THE CLOCK BEAM!

beam clock rick slow

↓

[ WARBLING ] ♪ IT'S THE, IT'S THE

↓

♪ IT'S THE RICK DANCE Rick: THAT'S THE RICK DANCE!

dance rick

↓

ALL RIGHT!

↓

[ BURPS ] WHOA, MAN!

burps whoa

↓

[ ALL CHEERING ] Morty: WHAT THE HELL WAS

cheering morty

↓

THAT?!

↓

I THOUGHT THOSE CRYSTALS WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP US GET HOME OR

home supposed

↓

SOMETHING!

↓

Rick: WHAT? NO, NO, NO.

rick

↓

I CAN GET US HOME WHENEVER I WANT TO.

home

↓

BUT, LISTEN, SPEAKING OF THOSE CRYSTALS, CAN I GET THE REST OF

rest speaking

↓

THEM?

↓

I'M STARTING TO COME DOWN, MORTY.

morty starting

↓

CRYSTAL KALAXIAN IS A REALLY STRONG, BUT FLEETING HIGH.

crystal strong

↓

[ DOOR SLIDES OPEN ] Morty: [ GRUNTS ]

door grunts morty open slides

↓

THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR CRYSTALS, RICK!

rick

↓

Rick: OH, MORTY, YOU IDIOT!

idiot morty rick

↓

DOES ANYBODY ELSE HAVE ANY MORE K-LAX?

anybody

↓

B-BIRDPERSON?

↓

UH, SQUANCHY?

↓

DON'T SQUAUNCH AT ME.

↓

Morty: ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, PARTY IS OFFICIALLY OVER!

everybody morty officially party

↓

RICK, TAKE US HOME NOW.

home rick

↓

Rick: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, FINE, MORTY, YOU PARTY POOPER

morty party pooper rick

↓

BUZZKILL!

↓

BOO, BOO! MORTY SUCKS!

morty sucks

↓

BOO! YOU SUCK, WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS.

name suck

↓

Rick: BOO!

rick

↓

MORTY, YOU'RE THE WORST, MORTY.

morty worst

↓

BOO!

↓

BUT THESE GEARS JUST STARTED TURNIN'.

gears started

↓

ALMOST FINISHED, JERRY?

finished jerry

↓

Jerry: UH, ALMOST.

jerry

↓

I HAVEN'T QUITE CAPTURED YOUR BEAUTIFUL EYES.

captured eyes

↓

I'M SURE IT'S GOOD ENOUGH.

↓

MOVE!

↓

EVERY WEEKEND, JACKS AND ROSES HAVE THEIR TITANIC EXPERIENCE IN

experience jacks roses titanic weekend

↓

THIS CAR, AND I HAVE TO MOP IT UP.

↓

THE FLOOR DROPS OUT TO MAKE IT EASIER.

drops easier floor

↓

BUT NOW IT'S MY TURN.

↓

WE'RE GOING TO GET IT NICE AND STEAMY IN THERE, AND I'M GOING

steamy

↓

TO SLAM MY HAND ON THE STEAM AND LEAVE A NICE HANDPRINT, AND THEN

hand slam steam

↓

YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE INSIDE OF ME.

love

↓

NO MESS. NO CLEAN.

clean mess

↓

Beth: [ GRUNTS ] Jerry: BETH!

beth grunts jerry

↓

Beth: BET YOU'RE GLAD I THINK KINDLES ARE DUMB NOW.

beth dumb glad

↓

I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL A LITTLE GUILTY.

guilty

↓

I DIDN'T PEG LUCY FOR A RAPIST.

lucy rapist

↓

Jerry: WHAT DOES A RAPIST LOOK LIKE EXACTLY, BETH?

beth jerry rapist

↓

IS IT A SLAVIC MAN WEARING A DENIM JACKET WITH A PATCHY BEARD

beard denim jacket wearing

↓

AND THE SCENT OF CHEAP CHAMPAGNE WAFTING OVER HIS BLISTER-POCKED

champagne cheap scent

↓

LIPS?

lips

↓

Beth: WHAT?

beth

↓

WELL, AT LEAST YOU GOT ALL THIS FREE STUFF.

free least stuff

↓

SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO SATISFY YOUR TITANIC JONES FOR A WHILE.

jones satisfy titanic

↓

Jerry: [ GRUNTS ] I'M NOT GOING TO FIT.

grunts jerry

↓

BETH, LISTEN TO ME.

beth

↓

YOU'RE GOING TO GET OUT OF HERE.

↓

YOU'RE GONNA GO ON, AND -- Beth: JERRY, JUST LEAVE THE

beth jerry

↓

DOOR.

door

↓

Jerry: IT'S NOT A DOOR, BETH.

beth door jerry

↓

IT'S DEBRIS.

↓

Beth: I DON'T CARE.

beth care

↓

JUST LEAVE IT.

↓

Jerry: YEAH. OKAY.

jerry

↓

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] "CAPE FEAR"!

cape fear laughs

↓

"CAPE FEAR"!

cape fear

↓

I'M -- I'M DOING -- I'M -- I'M GOING TO DO LIKE FROM

↓

"CAPE FEAR."

cape fear

↓

[ GRUNTS, GROANS ] [ MOANING, SCREAMING ]

groans grunts moaning screaming

↓

HEY, SQUANCHERS!

↓

THE PARTY'S SQUANCHING ON AT MY PLACE!

partys place

↓

[ ALL CHEERING ] Summer: COOL.

cheering cool summer

↓

I'M COMING, TOO.

coming

↓

UH, NO.

↓

YOU'RE NOT SQUANCHY ENOUGH FOR A SQUANCHY PARTY.

party

↓

Summer: WHAT?

summer

↓

NANCY TOLD US WHAT A BITCH YOU ARE.

bitch nancy

↓

Summer: GUYS, SERIOUSLY.

summer

↓

NANCY?

nancy

↓

SUMMER, YOU'RE A BAD PERSON.

person summer

↓

ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS HAVING POPULAR PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

care having popular

↓

THAT'S NOT WHAT ABRADOLPH LINCOLER STOOD FOR.

stood

↓

WELL, I-IT WAS HARD TO PIN DOWN WHAT HE STOOD FOR, BUT IT'S

hard stood

↓

CERTAINLY NOT WHAT HE DIED FOR.

certainly died

↓

Summer: NEXT TIME I PARTY, I'M JUST GONNA FOCUS ON GETTING

focus party summer

↓

TOTALLY WRECKED.

wrecked

↓

YOU'RE SO WISE.

wise

↓

Rick: [ MUMBLES ] MAY I ASSIST YOU WITH THAT?

assist mumbles rick

↓

Morty: UH, SURE, YEAH.

morty

↓

THANKS.

thanks

↓

MORTY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT "WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB" MEANS?

morty

↓

Morty: UH, THAT'S JUST RICK'S STUPID NONSENSE CATCHPHRASE.

catchphrase morty nonsense stupid

↓

IT'S NOT NONSENSE AT ALL.

nonsense

↓

IN MY PEOPLE'S TONGUE, IT MEANS, "I AM IN GREAT PAIN.

pain peoples tongue

↓

PLEASE HELP ME."

↓

Morty: WELL, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU.

morty news

↓

HE'S SAYING IT IRONICALLY.

↓

NO, MORTY.

morty

↓

YOUR GRANDFATHER IS, INDEED, IN VERY DEEP PAIN.

deep grandfather indeed pain

↓

THAT IS WHY HE MUST NUMB HIMSELF.

must numb

↓

Morty: COME ON, UM...

morty

↓

BIRDPERSON.

↓

Morty: COME ON, BIRDPERSON.

morty

↓

RICK'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED.

complicated

↓

HE'S JUST A HUGE ASSHOLE.

asshole huge

↓

THEN WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH IF YOU ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED TO

allowed care longer

↓

CONTINUE ON YOUR ADVENTURES TOGETHER?

adventures continue

↓

IT APPEARS FATE HAS PRESENTED YOU WITH AN OPPORTUNITY TO FREE

appears fate free opportunity presented

↓

YOURSELF OF RICK FOREVER.

forever rick

↓

Morty: YOU KNOW WHAT?

morty

↓

YOU'RE RIGHT.

↓

I SHOULDN'T EVEN CARE.

care

↓

THIS IS PROBABLY THE BEST THING THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO ME.

best happened

↓

I'M SICK OF HAVING ADVENTURES WITH RICK.

adventures having rick sick

↓

MY PEOPLE HAVE ANOTHER SAYING -- "GUBBA NUB NUB DOO RAH

another

↓

KAH."

↓

IT MEANS, "WHATEVER LETS YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT."

night sleep

↓

[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] Summer: GUYS, MOM AND DAD

beeps cellphone summer

↓

ARE, LIKE, RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.

corner

↓

THIS IS YOUR MOMENT, MORTY.

moment morty

↓

CHOOSE WISELY.

choose wisely

↓

TAMMY!

tammy

↓

[ GRUNTS ] CAW!

grunts

↓

Summer: WOW.

summer

↓

WE ARE SO SCREWED.

screwed

↓

Morty: RICK, WAKE UP.

morty rick wake

↓

Rick: HUH? WHAT? WAIT? WHAT?

rick

↓

WHAT? STOP.

↓

Morty: RICK, YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING QUICK.

morty quick rick

↓

MY PARENTS ARE HOME.

home parents

↓

Rick: [ GROANS ] UH, ALL -- ALL RIGHT.

groans rick

↓

ALL RIGHT. HOLD -- HOLD ON.

↓

[ GULPING ] AHH! SO GOOD.

gulping

↓

Morty: OH, MY GOD.

morty

↓

THEY'RE WALKING UP THE DRIVEWAY.

driveway walking

↓

Rick: BRING ME THE THING.

bring rick

↓

Morty: WHAT -- WHAT THING?

morty

↓

Rick: THE THING. THE THING.

rick

↓

THE -- THE -- IT'S GOT, LIKE, BUTTONS ON IT AND LIGHTS ON IT.

buttons lights

↓

IT -- IT -- IT BEEPS.

beeps

↓

Morty: RICK!

morty rick

↓

THAT DESCRIBES EVERYTHING IN YOUR GARAGE!

garage

↓

Summer: DO YOU MEAN THIS?

summer

↓

Rick: SUMMER FOR [BURPS] FOR THE WIN.

burps rick summer

↓

ALL RIGHT, THAT SHOULD DO IT.

↓

Morty: WHOA!

morty whoa

↓

WHAT DID YOU DO?

↓

Rick: UH, S-SEE FOR YOURSELF.

rick

↓

Summer: WHOA!

summer whoa

↓

Rick: YEAH, E-EVERYTHING'S FROZEN IN TIME.

everythings frozen rick

↓

YEAH, AND SLOW MOBIUS THINKS HE'S ALL THAT.

slow thinks

↓

Morty: FOR HOW LONG?

morty

↓

Rick: I DON'T KNOW.

rick

↓

HOW LONG DO YOU GUYS WANT?

↓

A WEEK? A MONTH?

month week

↓

Summer: CAN WE START CLEANING THE HOUSE AND SEE HOW WE FEEL?

cleaning house start summer

↓

[ MID-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] [ EPIC MUSIC PLAY ]

epic epic-music music music-plays plays rock rock-music tempo

↓

Rick: WORST MOVIE EVER.

movie rick worst

↓

Summer: DUMB.

dumb summer

↓

Morty: OOH, BOY, WHAT A WASTE OF TIME.

morty waste

↓

[ LAUGHTER ] GET IT?

laughter

↓

YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE IT'S FROZEN.

frozen

↓

Summer: THIS HAS BEEN SO MUCH FUN.

fun summer

↓

Morty: HEY, RICK.

morty rick

↓

YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE TIME, I HAVEN'T ONCE HEARD YOU SAY THAT

heard whole

↓

"WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB" THING THAT YOU USUALLY SAY.

usually

↓

Rick: DON'T NEED TO.

rick

↓

I HAVE [BURPS] A NEW CATCHPHRASE.

burps catchphrase

↓

Morty: OH, YEAH?

morty

↓

WHAT -- WHAT'S THAT, RICK?

rick

↓

Rick: I LOVE MY GRANDKIDS.

grandkids love rick

↓

Both: AWW.

↓

Rick: PSYCH!

psych rick

↓

JUST KIDDING -- MY NEW CATCHPHRASE IS, "I DON'T GIVE A

catchphrase kidding

↓

FUCK" ♪ JUST SHAKE THAT ASS, BITCH,

bitch fuck shake

↓

AND LET ME SEE WHATCHA GOT ♪ ♪ JUST SHAKE THAT ASS, BITCH,

bitch shake whatcha

↓

AND LET ME SEE WHATCHA GOT ♪ ROLL CREDITS!

credits roll whatcha

↓

♪ JUST SHAKE THAT A-- ROLL THE CREDITS! GO!

credits roll shake

↓

♪ JUST SHAKE THAT ASS THAT'S THE END OF SEASON ONE!

season shake

↓

THAT'S THE END, MOTHERFUCKER "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK" IS MY

fuck motherfucker

↓

NEW CATCHPHRASE!

catchphrase

↓

FUCK YOU!

fuck

↓

THAT'S SEASON ONE! BOOM!

boom season

↓

SEASON ONE UP IN YOUR FACE, MOTHERFUCKER

face motherfucker season

↓

YEAH!

↓

REVENGE.

revenge

↓

WHAT?!

↓

PARTY!

party

↓

WHOO, BABY!

baby whoo

↓

[ GROANS ] PLEASE, STOP!

groans

↓

HEY, BRAH!

brah

↓

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

↓

ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS?

enjoying

↓

DO YOU LIKE THIS?

↓

YEAH, YOU KNOW IT, DAWG!

dawg

↓

[ GAGS ] WHOO, BABY!

baby gags whoo