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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 12, Episode 3 — Old Lady House - A Situation Comedy

No, your mom is the monster, all right?

#1

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- My mom is the sweet one. - Oh, the sweet one?

#2

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but we're not having an argument about who's sweeter.

#4

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All right, look, my mom's been calling me, like, all the time, okay?

#6

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She's clearly upset.

#7

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My mom has a great relationship with me.

#10

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- She never calls you! - She calls me all the time!

#11

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- Yes, she does! - I have proof.

#12

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Look at this. I got this in the mail.

#13

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Is that, like, a ransom note for Mac's mom?

#14

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Huh? No. This... My mom sent this.

#15

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Why would your mom write a ransom note to herself?

#16

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It's not a ransom note. This is just how she writes notes to me.

#17

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That's like a bunch of gibberish, Charlie.

#18

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I don't know... Is that a hieroglyph of a dog?

#19

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She feels trapped inside her own home.

#21

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Okay, guys, I think I have a pretty simple solution here.

#23

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my surveillance system's just lying around in storage.

#25

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I got about a baker's dozen of cameras. They're just sitting there.

#26

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I say we set them up in your mom's home,

#27

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and find out what's really going on in there.

#28

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- That could work. I mean, yeah. - Great idea.

#29

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- You don't think that's creepy? - What?

#30

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- He's talking about spying on your moms. - So what?

#31

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Uh, they're not women. They're old.

#33

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At a certain point, a woman goes from being a woman

#34

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to just being an old person.

#35

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- True. - What happens to a man?

#36

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A man lives and then dies. Why are we having this argument?

#37

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- A man remains a man. - Dennis, it's a great idea.

#38

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And no one's gonna get hurt.

#39

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It's not like they're gonna get exploited in any way, right?

#40

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No, no, no, exactly.

#41

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I think once we have a look at what's going on in there,

#42

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Oh, it's so nice of you

#44

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No, no, no, Mom. We aren't gonna touch the gifts.

#47

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We don't touch them. We just look at them.

#48

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And they look back at you, and they... Hands off.

#49

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Mom, make sure you don't water this plant.

#50

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She has a very nurturing nature. She'd...

#52

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Mrs. Mac, are you gonna water the plants?

#53

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- I'm so glad to see you. - Yeah.

#55

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- I was worried that you were dead. - Okay. Why?

#56

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Oh, my mom also thought I was dead,

#57

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and she also loves me very much.

#58

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No, I don't.

#59

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Oh, she meant the first part. She meant the first part where I...

#60

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Because she can't imagine a life without me, right, Mom?

#61

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I don't give a shit.

#62

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I'll put you out of the misery of this conversation. Mom?

#64

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Anything that's bothering you? Anything you wanna talk about?

#66

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that you wanna talk about that's bothering you...

#68

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You're asking her the exact same question I just asked.

#70

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Do you own all of the questions? Do you own that question?

#71

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You're gonna steal my question?

#72

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Mom, what happened?

#73

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She poured hot soup on me!

#74

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- She poured hot soup on her. - She was adjusting her--

#76

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- What... - Wait a second.

#77

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We could also get some soup.

#79

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No, the video. We can go back and watch the video and see...

#80

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- what actually happened. - We can watch and see... Yes.

#81

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Gentleman, welcome to your moms.

#83

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Wow, man. This is a serious setup.

#84

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All right, there was an incident with some soup.

#86

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And, uh, did you get anything?

#87

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'Cause I'd like to see if his mom poured on my Ma on purpose.

#88

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She definitely did pour it, and she definitely did it on purpose.

#89

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- There you go. She's abusing my mom. - It's clear as day.

#90

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But what's really interesting

#91

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is what seems to be happening right here in the live feed.

#92

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Oh. You want to sleep.

#93

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Well, I'll sleep you.

#94

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Huh.

#95

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What the hell, man?

#96

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- That's your mom abusing my mom! - No, it's not!

#97

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- That's just one of those things... - What thing?

#98

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Where you're just like, it's like, a "Why, I oughta," but it's no big deal.

#99

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- Why, I oughta what? - Why, I oughta bludgeon you with a hammer.

#100

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But she's not actually gonna do it.

#101

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It's like how Ralph Kramden on The Honeymooners

#102

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would always say, "Why, I oughta." He was threatening to beat his wife.

#103

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- Oh, yeah. - Yeah. You know? I mean, it's funny,

#104

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- 'cause he's not actually gonna do it... - That was funny, yeah.

#105

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even though the threat is always there. He might...

#106

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He might cave her face in, but he won't.

#107

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Yeah, but he's not gonna, you know?

#108

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That's funny. But in this circumstance, it's not funny, because it's my mom!

#109

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Right. Wait, actually, you know what?

#110

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We don't really know for sure whether it's funny or not.

#111

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Let me try something here.

#112

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You want to sleep.

#113

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Well, I'll sleep you.

#114

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Hmm. Well, what is that?

#115

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Well, you made me think of, like, sitcoms, The Honeymooners.

#116

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I just thought, "This isn't very funny.

#117

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"But if I add a laugh track, maybe, I don't know."

#118

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But it's not a show. This is their lives.

#119

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- But it does kinda lighten it up for me. - It did lighten it. I'm not saying...

#120

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Can you play it again without the laugh track?

#121

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Yeah, sure.

#122

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Well, I'll sleep you.

#123

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- That goes right back to super dark. - It's a bummer without it.

#124

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It's not funny. Yeah, no. Let me just try it again with the, uh...

#125

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You want to sleep.

#126

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Well, I'll sleep you.

#127

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- That's funny! - I mean, yeah.

#128

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It's weird, because the situation really isn't funny.

#129

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- And you add a laugh track... - But the laughing tells me it's funny.

#130

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- They have timing, man, for sure. - That's great.

#131

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I don't understand. Is this a dark situation or a comical one?

#132

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We don't really know yet, Mac. But I tell you what,

#133

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why don't we stick around back here for a little while.

#134

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Let's watch how this whole thing plays out.

#135

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I'll keep sweetening the situation as it calls for it,

#136

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and you might as well stick around.

#137

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Did you just ash in my tapioca?

#138

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Mm-hmm.

#139

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- All right, yeah. I like that. - This is gold.

#140

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- They got something, man. - It's really working.

#141

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I don't know what this is, but...

#142

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- What's this? - Oh, check it out.

#143

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Mrs. Mac and Mrs. Kelly have a classic comedic rivalry.

#144

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They're going at it like the greats. Like Abbott and Costello, Tom and Jerry.

#145

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- It's amazing. - Huh.

#146

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Oh, sorry. Fly.

#147

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Buzz off!

#148

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If you guys are looking for a comedy troupe

#149

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that beats the shit out of each other for laughs,

#150

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there's nobody better than the Three Stooges.

#151

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Put me on the show.

#152

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What show? It's not a show.

#153

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We're just watching our moms to figure out what the situation is.

#154

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It could be a show, but you're right. It's not a show.

#155

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It certainly looks like you're trying to make a show.

#156

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I think it's a good idea, and I think you should put me in.

#157

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- Why? - Yeah.

#158

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'Cause I'm so much funnier than these two.

#159

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Look at them, they're just smashing each other with stuff.

#160

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I could add a whole physical comedy element, you know?

#161

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Hey, I smell chips. What are we watching?

#162

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We're not really watching anything yet, until Big Funny shows up. You'll see.

#163

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Ooh.

#164

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Mrs. Kelly looks hot on screen.

#165

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Come on, knock that off.

#166

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There's something about people on TV. Catch me up. What did I miss?

#167

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Well, the grunty one physically abuses the shrill one.

#168

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And the shrill one psychologically abuses the grunty one.

#169

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And it really plays. It's really funny.

#170

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You know what, actually, I'm gonna try something here, guys.

#171

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You are a horrible woman.

#172

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And I can't wait until those cigarettes kill you.

#173

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And I shall dance on your grave.

#174

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Yeah.

#175

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This is so great!

#176

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And having those other people laugh tells me when I should laugh.

#177

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- Good. - Yeah.

#178

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I love that.

#179

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And the music that I added makes you know that it's light.

#180

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It's also helping me realize that I think the situation's okay over there.

#181

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Honestly, I'm gonna ignore my mom's note, like I ignore her phone calls.

#182

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- I think we're good here. - They have chemistry.

#183

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And I really love how playful and fun my mom's coming off.

#184

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- Well. - Uh, no.

#185

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- Yeah, no, no. - Never. No, no.

#186

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I actually find your mom very off-putting.

#187

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- Yeah. - She's hard on the eyes.

#188

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- Tough on the eyes. - And you know what else?

#189

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- Super one-note. - Yeah.

#190

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No! No, no, no, no.

#191

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My mom's got lots of notes. She's a symphony.

#192

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She's getting so many laughs.

#193

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- She's pushing... - I'm concerned about longevity.

#194

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She's getting laughs from us now, sure,

#195

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but I think that we're gonna have a problem in the long run.

#196

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You just don't understand the nuance of her performance.

#197

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- I don't. - Cut to a close-up.

#198

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We need more close-ups.

#199

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Mm.

#200

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And she's constantly looking directly into the camera somehow.

#201

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- She's repulsive. - She is repulsive.

#202

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You know what? I'm gonna go over there and I'm gonna show you.

#203

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She can pop, okay?

#204

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She's gonna pop. You'll see.

#205

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Uh-oh.

#206

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- Hang on. - What's up?

#207

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My mom's trying to call me.

#208

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Hmm. Oh, wait, you know what? Don't pick up.

#209

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- Oh, no, I never would. - Okay, good.

#210

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But let's let that play out.

#211

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Camera one.

#212

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Oh, Charlie.

#213

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Charlie, please pick up.

#214

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One, two, three.

#215

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Charlie, where are you?

#216

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One, two, three.

#217

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Oh.

#218

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God, it's me, Bonnie.

#219

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I'm so worried about my Charlie boy.

#220

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Please don't have him be in a ditch somewhere,

#221

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or squished between two trains,

#222

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and his body mangled,

#223

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so if they move the trains,

#224

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all his guts and bodily fluids and organs spill out.

#225

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Please, God.

#226

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Don't have him die.

#227

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Aw.

#228

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I knew it.

#229

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She's a star.

#230

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- Charlie, this could be huge. - Yeah?

#231

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I think this really could be a show, with your mom as the star.

#232

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Imagine what that would do for your mom. What do you think?

#233

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Oh, shit.

#234

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Well, now I'm thinking about my mom starring in a show, and I like it.

#235

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Um, now I'm thinking about minotaurs.

#236

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Now I'm thinking about a hoagie sandwich.

#237

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Now I'm thinking about a glass of water to go with the chips.

#238

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How many of my thoughts do you need? Do you want me to go on, or...

#239

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No, that's... We're good.

#240

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Mom, you know that I think

#241

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you're the most captivating and beautiful woman in the world, don't you?

#242

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- No. - Oh! I got something for you.

#243

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Sort of brighten you up a little bit.

#244

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- What the hell is that? - Lipstick.

#245

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"Heartbreaker." Just like you.

#246

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- I ain't wearing no lipstick. - Come on, Mom.

#247

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Be agreeable, which makes you rootable, which makes you likeable.

#248

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- you! - That's a joke.

#249

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That's a joke. We will beep that, I think.

#250

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He will beep that, and that'll be funny.

#251

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Let me just try and put some of this...

#252

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Buzz off!

#253

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That's good. "Buzz off."

#254

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You know, that's like, uh, a call back, which could become a catchphrase.

#255

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You should probably think of a few more, so you're not just too one-note.

#256

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What about, um, "I can't even"?

#257

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Or "That went well"?

#258

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I'm gonna take a shit.

#259

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That's not a good catchphrase. It is healthy, though.

#260

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Oh...

#261

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Cock-a-doodle-doo!

#262

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What are you doing?

#263

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Just the wacky neighbor, swinging by with the usual hijinks.

#264

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Aga-aga-aga-agoo.

#265

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I'm sorry.

#266

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Do I hear someone upstairs?

#267

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Oh, neighbor! Just swingin' by to say hello.

#268

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Will you look at that?

#269

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I've got my dumb head stuck in the banister.

#270

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- Dee's a nightmare, dude. - It's awful.

#271

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You're not gonna try and put a laugh in, or...

#272

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Uh, nowhere to put it.

#273

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- Can't tell where the jokes should to be. - Exactly.

#274

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Whoops. Okay, it's actually a little bit stuck.

#275

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Mac? You wanna come pull on me?

#276

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Dee, I don't know what you're doing,

#277

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because none of this is playing, and you're not funny at all, and--

#278

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Hey, you know what, Dee?

#279

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From here, what you're doing actually is kind of funny.

#280

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I wish we could get Mac out of there.

#281

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- Oh, I know. - Terrible.

#282

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- He's making me sick. - Yeah. Ugly.

#283

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Mrs. Kelly, can you please help me out? My head is really stuck.

#284

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Um, I don't do well with emergencies, and I have to answer the door.

#285

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- Hi, Jack. - Hi, Bonnie.

#286

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Just stopping by to pick up that hard drive

#287

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I accidentally left under the floorboards.

#288

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- Oh, come on in. - Okay.

#289

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Man, what is Uncle Jack doing there?

#290

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- He's awful. - So creepy.

#291

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He's gonna ruin the show.

#292

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That creepy pedophile vibe he's got going on is gonna be a tough sell.

#293

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You know, even in Europe. Let me try something.

#294

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Let me take that jacket.

#295

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Ooh!

#296

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- Thank you. - Mm.

#297

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Aw.

#298

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- Hey, hey, hey! - That's funny from over here.

#299

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Yeah, just give me a good push on... Hey, what are you doing?

#300

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What the hell was that, man?

#301

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What, that fart? I'm just trying some new stuff.

#302

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No, not the fart, no.

#303

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- The fart's good. - No.

#304

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I'm talking about the sound effects under my uncle.

#305

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- What? - Well, uh...

#306

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I'm trying to make him likeable by turning him into the romantic lead.

#307

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Romantic lead? They're brother and sister.

#308

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- The audience doesn't know that. - You know what?

#309

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I wanna see her bang somebody, but not him.

#310

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Yeah. All right. What if you make him, like, a spy or something, right?

#311

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And he's looking for his hard drive,

#312

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because spies are always looking for hard drives.

#313

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Or how about if you write in some scumbag stranger comes in off the street,

#314

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and goes to town on Bonnie.

#315

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I don't wanna over-write this thing.

#316

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All of a sudden, you wanna turn it into a spy thriller?

#317

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I don't wanna genre jump.

#318

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Let's just see how the romantic lead thing plays out for a minute here.

#319

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- All right. - All right.

#320

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♪ Life is hard on your own

#321

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♪ Life is hard on your own

#322

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♪ But here's a place to call home

#323

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♪ Old Lady House, where there are no laws

#324

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♪ Old Lady House, they're in menopause

#325

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♪ Old Lady House

#326

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♪ You'll never be alone ♪

#327

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Yeah? What do you guys think?

#328

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Obviously, the audio is temp, but we could keep my singing voice if you like it.

#329

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- I like it. - I like it.

#330

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And it feels like a real show,

#331

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and I love all the letters flying around on the screen.

#332

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- Those are interesting. - Those are names,

#333

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'cause it's a credit sequence, which is pretty good,

#334

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but why isn't my mom in the credit sequence?

#335

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'Cause I feel like she was popping.

#336

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You're lucky your mom's in the credit sequence at all,

#337

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because I'm writing her off. She's terrible.

#338

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- The word thing you did was good. - It was good, right?

#339

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We gotta get somebody younger, hipper and more fun in there.

#340

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Preferably, somebody of color.

#341

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What are you talking about? You can't kick my mom out.

#342

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- She lives in the goddamn house. - I'm gonna cut around her, then.

#343

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Until the ethnic comes.

#344

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- Then we'll need your mom's room. - We're gonna get an ethnic.

#345

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You can't get rid of my mom!

#346

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I'm getting rid of her. I'm gonna cut around her.

#347

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Mac, she's out, she's out.

#348

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- He thinks she pops. She's terrible. - Yeah.

#349

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Oh, Mrs. Kelly, Mrs. Kelly.

#350

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- Hold on. Just give me one second. - One, two, three.

#351

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- One, two, three. - What? What?

#352

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- One, two, three. - Oh, my God, what?

#353

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Hi, Frank. What are you doing here?

#354

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I came to see you.

#355

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Oh! Frank, is that you? Come help me out, I'm stuck.

#356

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Not now, Deandra.

#357

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Oh, by the way, none of the stuff you're doing is playing.

#358

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Except for the fart stuff.

#359

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What fart stuff?

#360

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See? You should have farted after you said that.

#361

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Just help me get out of this thing.

#362

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- Put a fart in, Dennis. - What?

#363

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Goddamn it, what's Frank doing over there?

#364

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You know what, I think he's playing the scumbag

#365

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who comes in off the street to bang your mom.

#366

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Well, I don't want him banging my mom, dude. Shit.

#367

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Oh! Uh, hi, Frank.

#368

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I didn't know Bonnie was gonna be having company.

#369

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I would have put my hands on. How embarrassing.

#370

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Get lost. I'm gonna bang your sister.

#371

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You got it.

#372

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Goddamn it, dude. This is gross. I don't want this.

#373

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Can we turn this into something else?

#374

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You know what? Maybe we could turn this into,

#375

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like, a love triangle thing between Jack, your mom and Frank?

#376

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No, I don't want a love triangle...

#377

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I don't want any shape of love between them. That's just gross.

#378

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Ooh!

#379

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I'll be in the upstairs attic, rooting around, if anyone needs me.

#380

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- Yeah, I do. I need you. - Oh, I'll be up there, Dee.

#381

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- Uncle Jack... - Come on, Bonnie.

#382

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- This boner ain't gonna last forever. - Okay.

#383

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Goddamn it, though, he's really gonna bang her?

#384

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- Yeah. - Did Mac put a camera in my mom's room?

#385

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No, I did.

#386

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Listen, people, it does not matter how you try to ruin this thing.

#387

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I will make it work, because I'm a genius.

#388

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Now look at the... plant! Look at the plant.

#389

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Now, look at the globe. Up. Back to the plant.

#390

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Can't cut around her when she's in every shot, can you, Dennis?

#391

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- Look at the teddy bear and the plant. - Great.

#392

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This disgusting bitch is in every shot?

#393

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I don't want to stand here no more. I got to take another dump.

#394

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Oh, look, Mom, no more shitting, all right?

#395

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And when you go, are you not having a full elimination?

#396

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Why are you going so much?

#397

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Mom? Mom, where are you?

#398

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Don't try and steal focus, Charlie.

#399

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- Charlie, can't breathe. - What? What?

#400

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Help. Help, Charlie.

#401

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Get off me, you crazy bitch!

#402

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Mom, look, no more shitting! Let's go. We gotta go where the action is.

#403

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Mom! Frank!

#404

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Come on, stop banging!

#405

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Charlie. What a pleasant surprise.

#406

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- Get off me, man. Get off! - Mom stays in the picture.

#407

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- Let's go, come on! - Charlie!

#408

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- I only got to third! - Get out of here. Go.

#409

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You can have any woman you want. It's gotta be my mom?

#410

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Come on, what are you doing?

#411

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Wait, wait, wait. Mom, we gotta go where the action is. Come on.

#412

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God... Goddamn it! I was sliding into home, Charlie.

#413

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- Get out of here, Frank. - Aw, come on.

#414

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- Son of a bitch. Get lost! - Charlie!

#415

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I can't breathe. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna die in this banister.

#416

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- Charlie, what's going on? - Look.

#417

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I'm coming clean. We've been watching you guys, right?

#418

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The presents that we brought over, they're hidden cameras.

#419

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The teddy bear, the globe, all that shit. I don't know how you didn't see it.

#420

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And then we turned it into a show. The show was pretty good.

#421

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We had chips. But this all started,

#422

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'cause you sent me this in the mail. I got freaked out.

#423

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Well, I sent it to you, because I missed you,

#424

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I wanted to see more of you.

#425

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That's all? It's not because you feel trapped in your own home,

#426

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and you guys are fighting too much, or whatever?

#427

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No. We get along great.

#428

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Oh, but this makes me feel so much better.

#429

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Now that I know that you're watching me.

#430

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My mom feels the same way.

#431

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And she also says that she loves me and misses me.

#432

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Shoot, all right, why don't we bring it on in for a hug?

#433

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This was all just one big misunderstanding.

#434

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Get off me, dude. What are you doing? Get off.

#435

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♪ Old Lady House

#436

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♪ You'll never be alone ♪

#437

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I got to say it, that's the best episode yet. That is!

#438

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- It's a classic! - I love the button at the ending.

#439

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- Yeah? - That was the biggest joke in the show.

#440

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- The biggest moment. It was. - Was it?

#441

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- I mean it. - Guys, look, I told you.

#442

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- I know my physical comedy. - Yeah.

#443

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- Right? - Okay, yeah.

#444

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- Oh! Oh! - What are you doing?

#445

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- What's wrong? - Hey.

#446

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- Show's been cancelled, guys. - What?

#447

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I got a four-episode sex arc.

#448

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Nah, now that everybody knows they're being filmed,

#449

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it's more like a reality TV show,

#450

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and I just can't enjoy it when the people who are being filmed

#451

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know they're being filmed.

#452

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But what about our show? What about making my mom famous?

#453

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It's just not funny anymore.

#454

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Oh, oh! I know how to make it funny.

#455

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Oh!

#456

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- What? - Oh, I... I just shit my pants.

#457

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- Oh, God! - Oh! Oh, God.

#458

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- Oh! - Oh, God.

#459

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Oh, Dee. That's not funny.

#460

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I just meant to fart. I didn't...

#461

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Without the laugh track, that's really horrible.

#462

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Yeah, you're just a grown woman who shit her pants.

#463

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Now it's funny again.

#464

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♪ Life is hard on your own

#465

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♪ Life is hard on your own

#466

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♪ But here's a place to call home

#467

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♪ Old Lady House, where there are no laws

#468

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♪ Old Lady House, they're in menopause

#469

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♪ Old Lady House, you'll never be alone ♪

#470

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