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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 7, Episode 10 โ€” Malcolm's Money

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Yeah...
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What are those kids complaining about?
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- Room! - Dirty!
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This is interesting.
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Our credit card company sent us a collection notice
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and an application for a new card.
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- Oh, my God! - What is it?
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It's a check for Malcolm for $10,000!
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- What?! You're joking! - No, no, no!
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It says it's from a McClellan Fellowship Genius grant
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to further his education... no strings attached!
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I can't believe it!
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This is fantastic!
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It's amazing!
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I've never seen so many zeros
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on that side of the decimal point!
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Can you imagine what he could do with that?
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Imagine what anyone could do with that!
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Imagine what we could do with that.
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What are you talking about?
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Nothing.
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All I'm saying is that we can do a lot
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with this kind of money.
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But it's not ours, Hal. It's Malcolm's.
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Of course it's Malcolm's.
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But we have to take a moment
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to think about what a teenager is going to do with $10,000.
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Well, you know he's just going
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to blow it all on Legos and penny candy.
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Besides, it's not like Dr. Brainiac
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isn't going to get a free ride
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to whatever college he wants to go to, right?
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I don't think I like where this is going, Hal.
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Lois,
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all I'm thinking about is protecting Malcolm.
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I mean, sure, he's got
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that brilliant mind, but right now
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it is being held hostage
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by gallons of crazy teenage hormones.
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All I'm saying is maybe we should hold onto this
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for a little while
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before we decide what to do with it.
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Yeah, but, Hal...
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Thanks, Mom, for letting me go
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to picture day dressed like this.
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You made me look like a total jackass!
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It's not your picture.
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You don't care what I look like.
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Any mail for me?
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No.
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Don't forget, these plants are perennials
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and they do have that dormant...
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Geez, my feet are killing me.
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I told you, you gotta let the blood drip into your shoes.
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Once it coagulates,
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then it's like walking on puffy clouds.
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Look at all these people,
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sitting here, just waiting for death.
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Yeah, I'd like to show
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those animal rights whackos this place.
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This is exactly what would happen to cows
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if it wasn't for us.
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Wait here. I'm gonna get someone to sign for the delivery.
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...to make the cut is just below a bud right here.
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You can see where the...
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And, of course, as always,
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seal up your cut,
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to make sure that no funguses, or, um, insects
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get in your plant.
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Thanks for beating Hitler. Now we're gonna watch something else.
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Here's another guy with a million-dollar body
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and a ten-cent brain.
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Thank you.
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This is pretty sweet.
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Man, it's true what they say-- old age is wasted on the old.
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Hal, there's nobody home.
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We can't be too careful.
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Meet me at the clothesline!
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See, Hal? You know this is wrong.
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You're acting like you have something to hide!
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What are you talking about?
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It's a beautiful day.
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Since when is it a crime to get some fresh air?
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No. I thought about it, and it is just wrong.
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We're giving that money back to Malcolm.
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Besides, the check is made out to him.
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The bank probably wouldn't even...
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Put that away!
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Oh!
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No, wait. Let me see it again!
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Oh, my God!
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No! We're not going to do this.
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Honey, you are looking at this all wrong.
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We will pay him back.
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We are like a bank.
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And banks don't give you back
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the same exact money that you gave them.
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They use it, and then pay you back
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with different money later on.
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It's what makes our economy the envy of the world.
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I don't know. It just seems wrong.
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Look at it
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as a forced savings plan.
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We're actually doing him a favor.
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Lois, I can honestly say
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that I was not a good father to Malcolm
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until I forged his signature on that check.
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And we're going to pay him back, right?
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Absolutely-- every cent we spend.
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Plus interest.
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With no hidden handling fees.
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- Okay. - Good.
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Honey, we have absolutely nothing
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to be ashamed of here.
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Okay, you go back into the house.
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I'll follow in 30 seconds.
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Go on.
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Good. Next!
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Sorry, pal, you had your chance.
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No! You have to take my picture again! Please!
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I thought I didn't care what people think of me, but I do.
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- I really do! - Look, kid,
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I'm making 20 cents a head,
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and reshoots come out of my pocket.
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That adds up to "I don't give a crap."
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Don't blame me that you're a no-talent clown
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who couldn't even cut it at Sears!
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I'm not going anywhere until you take my picture!
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Fine, let's go.
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Let's just get rid of some of that shine.
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What did you do?!
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I look terrible!
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It looks pretty good to me.
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But that's just one clown's opinion. Next!
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โ™ช Just singing a song โ™ช
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โ™ช Just singing a song โ™ช
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Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Aren't you the meat delivery guy?
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What the hell are you doing here?
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I, um...
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He's my grandson.
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He's here visiting me.
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Hi, Grandma.
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It's great to see you.
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You can drop the act, kid.
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I haven't lost my marbles.
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I just like seeing someone have some fun around here.
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Clothesline.
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I got an estimate for the new pipes!
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Think of it, Hal-- clean water, on demand,
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the decision of hot or cold water entirely up to us!
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Yes, well, we could spend the money on new pipes,
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or we could put a down payment
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on her.
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Where did you get this?
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- At the boat show. - The boat show?
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Lois, I was on my way to work when, all of a sudden,
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I see this giant billboard for the boat show,
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only 60 miles away!
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Now, I'm not saying
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there's an invisible hand guiding our lives,
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but, I mean, what are the odds?
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We're not wasting the money on a boat.
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It's not wasting. It's investing.
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A boat is a money maker, Lois.
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Do you know how many opportunities
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we have missed out on
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because we weren't traveling in the right circles?
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Where are all the connections being made,
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the elbows being rubbed, the deals going down?
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The yacht club!
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Forget it!
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We're not spending Malcolm's money on a boat.
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That's final!
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Lois!
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You're looking at this the wrong way.
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It's not Malcolm's money anymore.
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Until we pay him back, it's ours.
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All right, maybe I was reaching too far with the big one,
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but just take a look at these...
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Huh?
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You can choose the Wave Skimmer or the Weekender.
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What do you think?
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I like this one.
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Unbelievable! You know what's going on, Mom?
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How could he do this to me?!
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Malcolm, I know it looks bad, but let me explain!
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Don't try and stick up for him, Mom.
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Oh, Malcolm, I know he's not perfect, but I love him.
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You love my yearbook photographer?
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Yes.
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Well, maybe love is too strong a word for it,
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but, ah! He does great work.
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The guy's hired to take good yearbook pictures!
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Now my grandchildren are going to look at my photo in 50 years
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and think that their grandfather was a dork!
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Well, then I'm going to have to rethink my feelings for him.
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Hello?
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Uh, yes.
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Hello, Guv'nor.
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Is your mum at home?
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It's Dad.
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Hal?
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Clothesline.
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What's he doing here?
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- He's in. - What?! How did...?
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He just is!
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Look, it's isn't important how it happened.
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Let's just move on with this, okay?
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Look, Dewey, you understand
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we're not stealing this money.
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Every cent is going back to Malcolm.
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We're a bank.
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Yeah, well, this bank is getting a Rolex.
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A big one.
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That money is going towards new pipes for the house!
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She can spend her share any way she wants.
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And I'm spending my share on a Rolex.
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I think I've earned it.
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There are no shares! Listen to me!
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We are not splitting up that money!
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Who put you in charge?
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Yeah, who put you in charge? Let's vote.
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There will be no voting!
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- I vote there's voting. - Me, too.
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I'm going to get the money.
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It's not there anymore. I moved it.
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I know.
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I moved it from where you moved it.
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- And I moved it again. - What?
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I was the one who came up with this idea...
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You did the same...
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- The money's safe. - Give it!
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Give me that.
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Let go!
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I want the...
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And that...
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is the French Tuck!
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I don't know.
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It sounds to me like he was asking to be beaten up.
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That's what I said!
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Just because you're a crossing guard,
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you're suddenly off limits?
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"Walk. Don't walk." Who the hell is he to boss me around?
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It's nice to see someone with a little spirit.
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So many young people just lie about the house,
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just watching their Miami Vice and MTVs.
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Pie?
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This is great.
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I never knew old people could be nice.
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I thought you were all wrinkled bags of skin
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babbling about how stuff used to cost less.
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No, some are like that,
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but there's a few of us who still have some life left.
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Who's the geezer?
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That's Teddy. Handsome, isn't he?
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You want me to push you over to him?
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No, I don't think that would be a good idea.
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See, we're not allowed to have romances around here.
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It's as if they don't think
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we're capable of having feelings anymore.
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That is totally unfair!
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I mean, as long as the two of you
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can see each other naked and still keep your lunches down,
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you should be able to do whatever it is you want to do.
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Oh...
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Thank you.
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Okay, I alphabetized all the seniors' names, helped lug
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your equipment for three days from here to your shop,
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and I held the lights for those creepy photo shoots.
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You have to take another picture of me.
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You held up your part of the bargain,
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I'll hold up mine. Sit down.
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Thank you!
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Chin to the left...
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Square your shoulders...
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Smile!
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What did you do to me?! I look like a freak!
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Kid, that's you.
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That's what you look like.
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I can't let my grandchildren see me like that!
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You have to fix it!
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Put on a special filter, or-or brighter lights...
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Please, do something!
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Sorry, kid. That's the best I can do.
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I'm a yearbook photographer, not a magician.
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Where have you been?
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School.
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That story better hold up, mister.
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Your father wants to count the money again.
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I just think we all get along better when we know
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it's all here.
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By the way, I'm going to need some of this.
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I got an estimate to fix my transmission.
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This receipt is from 1986, Hal!
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I can see where you erased the date!
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- Amateur. - Oh, yeah?
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Well, how do I know this plumber's for real,
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and not just some actor that you hired?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I held auditions while you were at work, Hal!
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I knew it!
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Listen to yourself! You've gone insane!
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That would be pretty convenient for you, wouldn't it?
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Well, you are not locking me away!
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I haven't trusted either of you since I was six!
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All right, all right, let's just split it.
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Three ways, and we'll all be happy.
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I wouldn't say happy, but it's a start.
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I have a better idea.
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We just stop this nonsense and give the money back to Malcolm.
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Okay, you can have your pipes.
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No, Hal, this isn't a bargaining tool.
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This money has turned us into animals.
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I'm going down to the bank tomorrow morning
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and getting a cashier's check in Malcolm's name.
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Then the three of us can slink away and forget
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that this whole thing ever happened.
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Oh!
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Can't you control that woman?
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Watch your tone, young man!
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Or else what?
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You'll just cave, like you did with Mom.
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All right, that's it! Go to your room!
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I think maybe we should both go to our rooms.
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Fine!
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Code blue! Code blue!
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I think some of these are Viagra. Go for it.
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What can we do to repay you?
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Give me a five-minute head start.
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Honey, we want to apologize.
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Yeah. You were right.
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We were turning into monsters.
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The bad kind.
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You're just so much stronger than we are.
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Thank God for your levelheadedness.
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Thank God there was someone in this house
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who was able to keep their sanity.
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And you taught us a lot of important lessons
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about honesty and trust.
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So... if you'll just tell us
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where you hid the money...
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- I've done something very bad. - What?
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There was this antique store across the street from the bank,
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and I saw this dollhouse in the window.
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And, the next thing I knew, I was walking out with it.
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It was like that money
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in my pocket killed the old Lois
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and replaced her with a crazy person.
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It's okay, honey. I mean...
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So what if you spent a couple hundred dollars on a dollhouse?
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It's no big deal.
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Now, where's the rest of the money?
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There isn't any.
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- What?! - You-You spent
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$10,000 on a stupid dollhouse?!
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They wanted 12.
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But look, Hal...
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it has a tiny little dumbwaiter,
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and the lights really work.
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No!
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Oh... no.
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Hi, Judith.
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Oh, hello, Reese.
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I want to thank you so much for everything you've done.
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It felt good to do something nice for a change.
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I'm seriously thinking about peppering that into my repertoire.
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Are you the one who helped Judith and Teddy get together yesterday?
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Yes, I am, and I would do it again.
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Your rules are just stupid.
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I mean, who does it hurt to let two old people be happy?
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You whore!
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You stole my husband!
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No, I just used him without your permission
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and gave him back to you...
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Just like someone did with my sewing machine.
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Look at her. I couldn't say no!
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How can you say no to that?
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Oh, shut up, you old fool!
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Wait! I can fix this!
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Just get back at him by sleeping with someone else!
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How about him?
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When he has his teeth in, he's quite the looker!
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Okay, I sold my car.
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Well, we'll add that to what I got for my engagement ring
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and my grandmother's pearls.
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No one wanted to buy my bike,
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but a bunch of kids did pay to watch me eat a centipede.
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We're doing the right thing. We should all remember that.
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Quit sermonizing.
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I'll get enough of that from the nut-jobs on the bus.
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You guys aren't gonna believe it!
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I got a McClellan Fellowship grant
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for $3,857!
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That's wonderful, Malcolm!
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Congratulations, son.
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Yeah, congratulations.
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This couldn't have come at a better time!
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I know exactly what I'm gonna do with it!
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โ™ช Beverly Hills โ™ช
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โ™ช That's where I want to be โ™ช
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โ™ช Gimme gimme, gimme gimme โ™ช
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โ™ช Living in Beverly Hills... โ™ช
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Let's see them call me a dork now.