#receipt — Tags

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I still have the receipt.

receipt

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So there's no receipt.

receipt

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Do you have a receipt?

receipt

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Yeah, you kinda wanna always keep the receipt.

kinda receipt

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Oh, no, did you keep the receipt?

receipt

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So I ask, "Are you sure? It's covered in grass, and I don't have a receipt."

covered grass receipt

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a receipt from Home Depot

depot home home-depot receipt

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Then give me back the receipt.

receipt

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Give me back the gift receipt.

gift receipt

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and then you touched the receipt,

receipt touched

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and then I ate the receipt,

receipt

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I'll eat the receipt to solve the problem.

problem receipt solve

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Then let my wife eat the fucking receipt.

fucking receipt wife

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Now... someone hand me the receipt.

hand receipt

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- It doesn't work like that. - You gotta give him a receipt.

receipt

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- I'd make a copy of the receipt. - You give them the original.

copy original receipt

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Um, I have a receipt for a mink coat,

coat mink mink-coat receipt

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Permit. Receipt of declared commerce.

declared permit receipt