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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 7, Episode 6 — Secret Boyfriend

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Malcolm in the Middle

Episode title: Secret Boyfriend

Air date: November 11, 2005

Director: Peter Lauer

Top billed cast: Frankie Muniz, Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Justin Berfield, Erik Per Sullivan, Christopher Masterson

When Malcolm gets paired with a dimwitted beauty as his chemistry partner, he thinks it's a recipe for disaster, but when she reveals her feelings for him, sparks fly. They agree to keep their romantic experiment under wraps until Malcolm realizes that she's just embarrassed to be dating him. Meanwhile, Lois demands that Reese get a job, and she kicks him out of the house to prove that she means business.

Source: TMDB

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Here, I brought one for you.

brought

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Thanks. And now I'll take yours

thanks

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because you obviously shook mine up.

obviously shook

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Wait a minute. You wanted me to do that.

minute wanted

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Of course, you had to have known I was going to know that.

course known

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Unless you didn't think I was smart enough,

smart

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but I'm smarter than...

smarter

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You know what? I'm not smart enough to figure it out.

figure smart

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So what? Big deal.

deal

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I'm not sure if I have the gift or he does.

gift

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Oh, great. I have Larry Neff as a lab partner,

larry partner

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the groper.

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You think you've got it bad?

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I got stuck with Vicki Jarret.

stuck vicki

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Okay, so she's totally hot.

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But I'm going to end up doing all the work by myself,

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with a new formula for lip gloss.

formula gloss

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Fair enough.

fair

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Uh-huh. Hand me the morpholino-cyclohexene,

hand

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and you mix in the drydioxane with the methylvinylketone.

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Oh, my God, you're smart!

smart

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Shh.

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Nobody needs to know that.

needs nobody

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Maybe I think you're cute.

cute

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than the latest ringtone they downloaded.

downloaded latest

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Most of my friends spend...

friends spend

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"I think you're cute."

cute

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Oh, for God's sake!

gods gods-sake sake

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What is it?

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A notice for Reese to sign up for Career Day

career notice reese sign

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which was last Wednesday.

wednesday

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He completely blew it off.

blew completely

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What are we going to do with him, Hal?

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He shows absolutely no interest in his future.

absolutely future interest shows

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Sorry, honey, I thought you had given up on him, too.

given honey

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He doesn't go to school. He doesn't work.

school

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He's 18 years old, and he's still Reese.

reese years

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That is not acceptable.

acceptable

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What are you going to do?

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Dad, I did it.

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I went to the Putt-Putt Palace

palace putt

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and I beat your best golf score.

beat best golf score

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Good for you, Dewey. Hey, let's have a look.

dewey

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Four in The Witch's Den. Got caught in the swamp, huh?

caught four swamp

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That's why I always take a pitching wedge.

pitching wedge

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Yeah, but then I birdied Three Little Pigs and Pirate's Cove.

pigs pirates three

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Fantastic.

fantastic

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Of course, there was an unusually high pollen count

count course pollen

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when I got my top score,

score

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so who knows what it could have been?

knows

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But that doesn't take anything away from this.

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It is quite an achievement, son.

achievement

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Hey, a hole-in-one on the 18th?

hole

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You got a free game!

free free-game game

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Actually, the ball got stuck

ball stuck

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in the hole in the clown's mouth.

clowns hole mouth

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So the guy said I didn't qualify.

qualify

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What? Everyone knows you ace the 18th hole,

hole knows

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you win a free game!

free free-game game

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It's a sacred pact!

pact sacred

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You throw that out, next thing you know

throw

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you're going to have a man marrying a horse

horse marrying

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down at City Hall.

city city-hall hall

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Which guy was he?

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I don't know. Really tall, kind of heavy.

heavy tall

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Oh, I know him.

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I was two tickets short of a giant comb

comb giant short tickets

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and he wouldn't budge.

budge

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Ended up with a troll keychain that went bald inside a week.

bald ended troll week

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So what'd you do about it?

whatd

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It's no big deal, Dad.

deal

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You let people take advantage of you.

advantage

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But I got my best score ever.

best score

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Son, I look at this card and all I see is shame.

card shame

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Here we go, honey.

honey

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Now, I know it's against doctor's orders,

doctors orders

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but I did get us a little something sweet.

sweet

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Okay, Hal,

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but you be careful with your new bridgework.

careful

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Uh-huh.

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Oh, would you look at that?

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Little Robby was such a cute baby.

baby cute

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Oh, that reminds me. Malcolm called while you were out.

called malcolm reminds

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It seems Robby has burned down the neighbor's pool house.

burned house neighbors pool seems

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Malcolm says he's at his wit's end with that boy.

malcolm wits

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Are you ready for this?

ready

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I got an "F" on my math final.

final math

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Oh, no, Reese, I thought you said you studied.

reese studied

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Why even waste my time?!

waste

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You know Mr. Escobar totally has it out for me

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because I used to call his dad "Braceface."

used

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But you are going to pass this time, right, son?

pass

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Do I look like a genie?!

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I can't predict the future!

future predict

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So why don't you just do me a favor

favor

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and get off my back, okay, old man!

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You can't treat your father like that!

father treat

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Shove a cork in it, you crazy old hag!

cork crazy shove

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My heart pills!

heart pills

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You'll get these when I get a sandwich.

sandwich

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Off your wrinkled butt! Go, go, go!

butt wrinkled

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Reese, you may think

reese

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you're pulling some kind of scam,

pulling scam

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but I'm on to you!

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You are getting

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a job starting tomorrow!

starting tomorrow

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And keep your dirty mitts off your father's toupee!

dirty fathers mitts toupee

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I had the weirdest dream last night.

dream night weirdest

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This crazy witch with snakes for hair

crazy hair snakes witch

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was screaming at me.

screaming

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It was like she was going to kill me,

kill

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but for some reason it was really important

reason

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to her that I get a job.

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Did she have bugged-out crazy eyes?

crazy crazy-eyes eyes

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- Yeah! - She shows up in a lot of my dreams.

dreams shows

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Good morning, Reese.

morning reese

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You going to get a job today?

today

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Okay, this is a little freaky.

freaky

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I don't see you looking in the want ads.

looking

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You know, I had a job, Mom,

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and looking back on the whole experience,

experience looking whole whole-experience

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I've come to the conclusion that it's just not for me.

conclusion

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I'm done with the job thing.

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I'm sorry, Reese,

reese

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but not working isn't one of your options.

options working

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Okay, I think I know what's going on here.

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Look, I want you to know that I'm not

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criticizing you and Dad.

criticizing

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You obviously don't mind wasting your lives

lives mind obviously wasting

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doing meaningless, repetitive tasks for unappreciative bosses.

bosses meaningless

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I respect that.

respect

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Do you mind telling me what you intend to do?

intend mind mind-telling telling

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I'd like to finish my cereal.

cereal finish

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All right, Reese, that's it!

reese

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I am tired of fighting you on this.

fighting tired

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Until you get a job, this free ride is over.

free free-ride ride

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Is anyone else getting a little tired of her?

tired

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♪ There you go ♪

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♪ You're always so right It's all a big show ♪

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♪ It's all about you You think you know ♪

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♪ What everyone needs ♪

needs

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♪ You always take time to criticize me ♪

criticize

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♪ It seems like every day I make mistakes ♪

mistakes seems

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♪ I just can't get it right ♪

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♪ So shut up, shut up, shut up ♪

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♪ Don't wanna hear it Get up, get up, get up ♪

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♪ Get out of my way Step up, step up, step up ♪

step

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♪ You'll never stop me Nothing you say today ♪

today

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♪ is gonna bring me down ♪

bring

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I'm sorry, Spider-man.

spider

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Hey, where were you? You missed it!

missed

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Randy Gerber shoved an entire Tater Tot

entire randy shoved tater

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up a ninth grader's nose.

graders ninth nose

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Oh, I forgot to tell you.

forgot

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Vicki and I are going to walk over and get lunch at the mall.

lunch mall vicki walk

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Malcolm, what are you doing?

malcolm

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We both agreed she's cheerleader scum.

agreed cheerleader scum

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But that's before she made out with me

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for an hour behind the gym.

behind hour

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Shut up!

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I know! I can't believe it either!

believe

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And you know what else?

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She's sweet and kind and smart. Really smart.

smart sweet

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So the nasty, self-absorbed shallow thing is just an act?

absorbed nasty self shallow

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Wow, she's good.

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Somebody's a little late.

late somebodys

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Sorry. My friends are having a raging debate

debate friends having raging

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on glitter versus gloss.

glitter gloss versus

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I couldn't just duck out of it.

duck

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Didn't Fermat's last theorem settle that?

settle

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He wishes.

wishes

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Hey, guys.

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Hey, what's with the geek?

geek

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I thought chem lab wasn't till fifth period.

fifth period till

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Actually, Vicki and I are going to the mall to get lunch.

lunch mall vicki

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You are so funny.

funny

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Come on, son, keep up.

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And remember, just because a person

person remember

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is in a position of power,

position power

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doesn't mean you can let them intimidate you.

intimidate

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Can't we just stick a potato in his exhaust pipe

exhaust pipe potato stick

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like we did with your boss?

boss

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There he is. Excuse me.

excuse

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May I help you?

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Well, you better talk to this guy.

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He's pretty steamed.

steamed

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I got a hole-in-one on the 18th hole

hole

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and I didn't get a free game.

free free-game game

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I remember you. Ball got stuck.

ball remember stuck

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I thought we went over this.

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We did. But for some reason,

reason

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I just wanted to come over here and make sure.

wanted

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

whoa whoa-whoa whoa-whoa-whoa

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My son is not done with you yet.

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Go on, tell him, Dewey.

dewey

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I have friends.

friends

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Excuse me?

excuse

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I have friends.

friends

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Friends who don't mind driving an extra 30 miles

driving extra friends miles mind

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to the next miniature golf course,

course golf golf-course miniature miniature-golf

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even if it does have a crow problem.

crow problem

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Are you threatening me?

threatening

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Boy, it sure sounds like he is to me.

sounds

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Listen, kid, your ball didn't ring the bell.

ball bell ring

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Ball doesn't ring the bell, no free game.

ball bell free free-game game ring

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And yet the boy feels like he got a hole-in-one.

feels hole

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Listen, if you want to think you got a hole-in-one,

hole

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I'll give you a scorecard.

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You can give yourself 18 holes-in-one.

holes

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Excuse me.

excuse

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Dewey, no!

dewey

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Don't worry, I got him,

worry

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but I am not always going to be here!

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Come on. Calm down.

calm

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Malcolm, what happened?

happened malcolm

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I thought we were meeting at the bookstore last night.

bookstore meeting night

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You actually expected me to show up

expected

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after the way you blew me off yesterday?

blew yesterday

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Please don't be that way.

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What happened yesterday means nothing.

happened yesterday

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What really matters is how special you are to me.

matters special

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Special?

special

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Yes. I really want to be with you, Malcolm.

malcolm

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I just can't be seen with you in public.

public seen

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What? Are you serious?

serious

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You have to appreciate my situation.

appreciate situation

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I'm incredibly popular.

incredibly popular

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I've been homecoming queen twice.

homecoming queen twice

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And there's a certain image of me

certain image

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that people here are really invested in.

invested

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How do you think this makes me feel?

makes

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Look, nerdball, I have no idea

idea

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where the Math Club meets.

club math meets

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Did you lose your laminated map?

lose

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All that matters is that you know how crazy I am about you.

crazy matters

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I think it's really romantic.

romantic

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It's like Romeo and Juliet.

juliet romeo

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Our love has to be hidden.

hidden love

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I'm not hiding it.

hiding

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I wish you would.

wish

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So what you're saying is you can't be seen with me

seen

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in the cafeteria or the quad or at dances.

cafeteria dances quad

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Or at games.

games

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And I can only see you some place where, God forbid,

forbid place

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we won't run into any of your friends?

friends

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Right!

↓

Okay.

↓

That breakfast looks pretty good.

breakfast

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Yeah, it is.

↓

You want to do me a favor and go stink it up someplace else?

favor someplace stink

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How do you think I feel? I have to smell me all the time.

smell

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Look, I've been having a tough week.

having tough week

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Is there any chance you could lend me a couple bucks?

bucks chance couple lend

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Ooh, sorry. I don't have my wallet on me.

wallet

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I'll catch you next time.

catch

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God bless you.

bless

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You know, Dewey,

dewey

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what Reese is doing is pointless and idiotic,

idiotic pointless reese

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but I think you can really learn something from him.

learn

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This is what it looks like

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when someone stands up for themselves.

stands

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I didn't get the free game, Dad.

free free-game game

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I accept that we don't always get what we want.

accept

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Being part of this family has really prepared me for that.

family part prepared

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Listen, do me a favor, will ya?

favor

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Talk to your brother.

brother

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I'll see what I can do.

↓

Do you think you could help a guy a little down on his luck?

luck

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Here.

↓

Don't tell your mother.

mother

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Smells like a dead squirrel's in the wall again.

dead smells squirrels wall

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Hal...

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Oh, my God, it's you.

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Reese, you smell like an open sewer.

open reese sewer smell

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And whose fault is that?

fault

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Yours. All you have to do to stop this nonsense

nonsense

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is get a job.

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Excuse me, but I think I've made it pretty clear

clear excuse

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where I stand on that issue.

issue stand

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Well, you can't stay here like this.

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Is that an apology?

apology

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No, it's an invitation to live in the backyard.

backyard invitation live

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Listen to yourself! You don't even sound the least bit guilty!

guilty least sound

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I've given you enough chances!

chances given

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Out!

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Okay, but if the cats

cats

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start disappearing from the neighborhood,

neighborhood start

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don't blame me!

blame

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Things are going better than ever with Vicki.

vicki

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We went on a picnic, to the movies,

movies picnic

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and she even lets me ride in her car...

ride

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as long as I keep my head down.

head

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Oh, by the way,

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I was able to get out of that student council meeting,

able council meeting student

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so I'm free after school.

free school

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Hey, great. I was thinking that...

thinking

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the hydroxide ions necessary for the neutralization

necessary

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must be supplied by a weak base

base must weak

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such as ammonium hydroxide.

ammonium

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What is with you, freak? Every time I turn around

freak

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you're hounding Vicki about that stupid experiment.

experiment stupid vicki

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Is he bothering you?

bothering

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Yeah, kind of.

↓

Leave Vicki alone.

alone vicki

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Okay, butt-wipe?

butt wipe

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Call me.

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You know, I was kind of skeptical at first,

skeptical

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but now I see what you two have is really beautiful.

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Oh, no, you don't!

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Reese!

reese

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Okay, what now?

↓

What on earth do you think you're doing?

earth

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We're testing out our new heating system.

heating system testing

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I think it's going to be a very comfortable winter.

comfortable winter

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Hi. Lloyd Johnson.

johnson lloyd

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I'm an associate of your son's.

associate sons

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Get out of here before I turn the hose on you.

hose

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You can't treat Lloyd like that

lloyd treat

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after what the CIA did to his brain waves.

brain waves

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Reese, I want you to get this eyesore out of here right now.

reese

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Eyesore? That is a Sub-Zero box.

zero

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It's a hell of a lot nicer than anything we've ever thrown out.

nicer thrown

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All right, you won't get rid of it, I will.

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Oh!

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I could've told you those boxes are reinforced.

boxes couldve reinforced

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With some curtains and a couple of plants,

couple curtains plants

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it was going to look very nice.

↓

Oh, just shut up and help me get in the house!

house

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Look, Vicki...

vicki

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I know, I know, but... it's a school dance,

dance school

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so my being there shouldn't be an issue.

issue

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No, no, I know.

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Of course it'll fool everybody.

course everybody fool itll

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But I just think it's kind of weird that you got me a date.

date weird

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I don't even like Cindy that much

cindy

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and, you know, I want to be with...

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What'd you do that for?

whatd

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Consider this an intervention, Malcolm.

consider intervention malcolm

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I'm declaring you incompetent to run your own love life.

declaring incompetent life love love-life

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What are you talking about?

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Vicki and I have this incredible relationship.

incredible relationship vicki

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There are worlds inside that I have yet to discover.

discover worlds

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And I know she feels the same way about me.

feels

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Really? Is that why she threw a soda can at you?

soda threw

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That was my fault.

fault

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I wasn't supposed to be in the quad.

quad supposed

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Malcolm, you deserve better.

deserve malcolm

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I mean, there are lots of girls who'd be proud

girls lots proud whod

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to actually be seen with you in public.

public seen

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Oh, really? Like who?

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Like me.

↓

What?

↓

But...

↓

But all we do is fight all the time.

fight

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Figure it out, genius.

figure genius

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Here's some ice for your back, Mom.

↓

There.

↓

I also made you some soup

soup

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'cause I figured you might get hungry later.

figured hungry might

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You know, really hungry.

hungry

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No, I'm okay now, Reese.

reese

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Well, I'm going to go back outside

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and bang out the dents in my bedroom.

bang bedroom

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Reese?

reese

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You should move your box closer to the garage.

closer garage

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You'll be out of the wind that way.

wind

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Thanks.

thanks

↓

Wait a minute.

minute

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I really appreciate you helping me out.

appreciate helping

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If there's anything you need...

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I'm fine. I found a mattress in the alley

alley found mattress

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and Lloyd's going to let me hang with him tomorrow

hang tomorrow

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at his freeway off-ramp.

freeway ramp

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Well, I was going to say if you wanted my soup...

soup wanted

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As long as you're not going to eat it,

↓

'cause I can take it or leave it.

↓

Malcolm, where have you been?

malcolm

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Cindy has just been sitting there bored out of her mind.

bored cindy mind sitting

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Yeah.

↓

I'm not going to the dance.

dance

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I'm just here to tell you

↓

I don't think we should see each other anymore.

anymore

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I thought things were going really great between us.

↓

Would you mind moving over behind that plant?

behind mind moving plant

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No, I'm not hiding anymore, Vicki.

anymore hiding vicki

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You may not realize it, but there are girls

girls realize

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who would be thrilled to be seen with me in public.

public seen thrilled

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Malcolm, please... I think that...

malcolm

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Hey, Vicki, that Huzbat kid is dancing again.

dancing vicki

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It's hilarious.

hilarious

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What's going on?

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I'll be with you in a moment.

moment

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Malcolm, I know this has been

malcolm

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really difficult for you.

difficult

↓

It's just a lab experiment, okay?

experiment

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Just give it a little more time.

↓

Things will get better.

↓

I don't care if the cobalt crystals

care

↓

aren't dissolving, it's Friday night.

friday friday-night night

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Just give me another chance.

another another-chance chance

↓

Forget it, Vicki. It's over.

forget vicki

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Whatever!

↓

Can't I just go back to bed?

↓

I'd say yes if I thought you could live with yourself, son.

live

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No.

↓

We are going to get you your free game.

free free-game game

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This is the moment of truth

moment truth

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and we can stand tall knowing we have the moral high ground.

ground knowing moral stand tall

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Now lift the fence so I can crawl under.

crawl fence lift

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That's it. Now line it up.

line

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And easy with the backswing.

easy

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Dad, this is ridiculous.

ridiculous

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I can't see a thing.

↓

All right, Dewey, I am tired of your attitude.

attitude dewey tired

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Now you are owed a fun time.

fun owed

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And if you're not having fun,

fun having

↓

then we're just a couple of idiots

couple idiots

↓

playing miniature golf at midnight!

golf midnight miniature miniature-golf playing

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Okay, you want to have fun?

fun

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Let's have fun.

fun

↓

Great. The ball is stuck in there now.

ball stuck

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Good. No, no, no, no,

↓

we are not quitting that easily.

easily quitting

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Look, son, I know you're angry

angry

↓

but if you're really honest with yourself,

honest

↓

you'll realize you're not mad at me.

realize

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It sure feels like I am.

feels

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No, you are mad at the jerk that runs this place.

jerk place runs

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Bet he's at home right now

home

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sitting in his Barcalounger with a big bowl

bowl sitting

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of popcorn on his lap, chuckling at us.

chuckling popcorn

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"Ha, ha, ha. Oh, I pulled a fast one on those idiots."

fast idiots pulled

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Wait. What was that?

↓

Hey, Dewey...

dewey

↓

The door's locked. What's going on?

doors locked

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I told you I was happy without my free game,

free free-game game happy

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but you wouldn't listen.

↓

Dewey! I'm your father.

dewey father

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Let me out!

↓

Just because someone's in a position of power,

position power someones

↓

you can't let them intimidate you, right?

intimidate

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Don't you walk away...

walk

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Dewey! Hey!

dewey

↓

You're standing up to me. Good boy!

standing

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Wait!

↓

That's all I wanted.

wanted

↓

Hey, what's this? Raccoons!

raccoons

↓

Ow! Dewey!

dewey

↓

Don't you even care that your father

care father

↓

is being eaten by raccoons?! Help!

eaten raccoons

↓

I did it!

↓

I told Vicki it was over.

vicki

↓

And it felt so good.

↓

Wow, that's great, Malcolm.

malcolm

↓

To be honest, I didn't think you had the strength to do it.

honest strength

↓

So that's it.

↓

Now we're free to be together.

free

↓

Yeah.

↓

You know, there's just one problem.

problem

↓

I don't feel that way about you, Malcolm.

malcolm

↓

What?

↓

But what about what you said?

↓

Yeah, I lied about that.

lied

↓

I just couldn't stand to see someone make a fool of you.

fool stand

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Someone besides me, that is.

besides

↓

But...

↓

Great.

↓

I just blew off Vicki,

blew vicki

↓

and now I'm left standing here looking like a complete idiot.

complete complete-idiot idiot left looking standing

↓

But you recognize it.

recognize

↓

See, you're getting better already.

↓

You're so sure of yourself, aren't you?

↓

Well, the truth is, I didn't need you.

truth

↓

I could've figured this out on my own.

couldve figured

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Yeah, sometime after your secret marriage

marriage secret sometime

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and three secret kids.

kids secret three

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Shut up.

↓

Look, Malcolm, I'm on your side.

malcolm side

↓

I mean, do you really think

↓

I just hang out with you out of pity?

hang pity

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You're an amazing...

amazing

↓

complicated guy who's...

complicated

↓

always surprising me.

surprising

↓

I mean, who knows where things could go between us.

knows

↓

Yeah, nothing.

↓

Good night, Malcolm.

malcolm night

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Okay, the heating pad's plugged in.

heating pads plugged

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Here's your aspirin,

aspirin

↓

and let me know if you need anything else.

↓

I'm really sorry about your back, Mom.

↓

Thank you, Reese.

reese

↓

I'm still angry with you.

angry

↓

But you've really come through for me.

↓

Your blankets and new sheets are in the trunk of my car.

blankets sheets trunk

↓

You can move back in if you want.

↓

Thanks, Mom.

thanks

↓

I'd like that.

↓

Reese!

reese

↓

Reese!

reese

↓

Get in here. Do you hear me?!

↓

What's the matter with you? Are you deaf?

deaf matter

↓

It's time for my sponge bath.

bath sponge sponge-bath

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You think these stomach folds

folds stomach

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are going to scrape themselves out?

scrape

↓

I'm going to get a job.

↓

I'm going to have a life of my own

life

↓

away from here. And just in case I don't,

case

↓

you can clean out your own damn stomach folds!

clean folds stomach