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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 6, Episode 15 โ€” Chad's Sleepover

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There's a head of rotten lettuce in the fridge.
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Not strong enough.
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Why don't you dig out whatever it was
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that died under the furnace?
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Still not strong enough!
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What about the old boot that possum gave birth in?
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It's out in the garage.
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Perfect!
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All yours.
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Dad, listen.
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I never ask for anything,
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but I'm asking you to do this for me.
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It's important.
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I'm sorry, Dewey,
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but I know a little bit more about this
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than you do.
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And you ask for things all the time.
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So where'd you go today?
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Oh, man, it was fantastic.
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Went down to the pet store,
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fed a bunch of the pets to the other pets,
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ended up at the supermarket,
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where I squeezed all the Wonder Bread
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into balls till the manager threw me out.
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I left a little present in his convertible.
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Well, it was somebody's convertible.
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You couldn't have bothered to tell me about Ditch Day?
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There was a ditch day?!
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Yeah, today.
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No one told me.
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Why didn't they tell me?
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Because no one likes us, Reese.
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No one.
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Everybody else was told about it.
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Even that slow kid who ate cat litter for a dollar.
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Gucky? How did Gucky get so popular?
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It's not that he's popular, it's that we're unpopular.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm as unpopular as you.
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Guess who's getting a treat?
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That's right, it's you, Mr. Boy.
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In this house,
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whenever anybody is good
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for three whole days in a row,
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they get one of Mama's extra special fruit smoothies.
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I have never made one before.
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Hmm.
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Oh, this is outrageous!
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What's the matter?
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The blender is broken.
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There's no excuse for this!
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Honey, we have had it since before Dewey was born.
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I don't care. They said a lifetime guarantee.
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A lifetime is not 10 or 11 years.
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Hal, if they want to say
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a 10 or 11-year guarantee, that's fine.
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I'll make my blender-buying decisions accordingly,
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but they said "lifetime."
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I'm getting my money back
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or a blender of equal or greater value.
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Well, how are you going
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to find the warranty from ten years ago?
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I'm sure it's with the rest of the papers in the garage.
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Oh, honey, you'll never find it out there.
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What did this cost, $19?
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That's what they want you to say!
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That's why they don't charge more!
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- That's how they get you! - Ohh.
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You expecting somebody?
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Uh, yeah, it's Chad.
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He's sleeping over tonight.
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Dewey's having a sleepover?
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Yeah, we didn't have any plans.
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I thought it would be nice.
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Dewey, your friend's here!
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Hold on.
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I told you "no,"
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and you went behind my back and tricked your mother
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into letting you have this sleepover?
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I just told her it'd be a nice thing to do
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for a kid who doesn't have many nice things in his life.
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If you call that a trick, then yeah.
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You don't have to freak out.
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I know how to handle Chad.
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You can't believe everything you read
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in the special needs bulletin.
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They only say that stuff to get extra funding.
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That is not the point!
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Dewey, I made myself very clear.
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I told you "no,"
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and you snuck around my back to your mother
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as if nothing I said had any imp--
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Hello, there!
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You must be Chad's parents.
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- Yes. I'm Lloyd. - Lloyd.
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- And this is Evelyn. - Evelyn.
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And this...
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God, where did he go?!
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I watched him from the car to the door.
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Do I have to do everything?!
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Excuse me.
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Thank you for inviting me.
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- Hi, Chad. - Hey, Dewey.
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We want to thank you for doing this.
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I think it's wonderful the boys are getting together.
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Big books go on the bottom shelf.
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What did we tell you about touching their things?!
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Are you trying to prove
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that you can't go out in public?!
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This is your last chance, do you understand me, buddy?!
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This is your last chance!
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Lloyd, do something!
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You do something! The gene was on your egg.
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Oh, yeah, it's completely my fault.
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Now can we go to dinner?
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At bedtime, these straps are for his arms,
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and these are for his legs.
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If you wind up needing to use the harness,
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make sure he doesn't take a big breath in
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when you're fastening the buckles,
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otherwise, he can wriggle out and the whole thing is useless.
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Completely useless.
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Say good-bye to your parents, Chad.
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Good-bye.
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Here's a list of emergency numbers.
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Don't try 911. They're not qualified.
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Maybe they meant to tell us.
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They just forgot.
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They didn't forget.
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How could the whole school snub us like this?
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Don't they realize how much this hurts?
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They don't care.
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There are people in this world
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that are just plain evil.
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And every single person at that school
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is one of those people.
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No, we can't do this.
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We can't keep blaming everybody else
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whenever something like this happens.
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It can't be an accident
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that you and I alienate so many people.
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We're never going to make our lives better
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if we keep pretending they are the problem.
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Then what do we do?
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Well, I mean, if we really want to figure this out,
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maybe we need to look at ourselves honestly.
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You're right.
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What's wrong with us?
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Well, some parts are easy.
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I mean, you're a ruthlessly brutal thug.
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I have my moods.
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And look how it was my first impulse to criticize you.
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It just shows what a pompous ass I am.
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I do seem to cause a lot of needless suffering.
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I usually assume that people are my enemy.
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I have this need to show off.
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It's not enough that I know more than everyone.
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I have to make sure they know I know more.
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Why do I do that?
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Don't ask me. I know less than everyone.
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When I walk into a room,
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it seems like everybody's talking about things
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that I could never understand.
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And when they laugh,
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I'm always sure that they're laughing at me.
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Maybe we're both afraid.
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We're afraid people won't like us.
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That's why I show off how smart I am
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and that's why you hit people.
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We're scared of being rejected,
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so we act in a way that pushes people away.
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Oh, man.
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It's the thing
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that we hate the most,
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and yet we keep making it happen again and again.
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We're so stupid and pathetic.
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Or they're jealous!
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Yeah, totally jealous.
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I mean, they see us,
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and they don't want to face that they're all jealous
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so they make us act all angry and superior!
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They're in denial.
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I am really glad we did this.
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Rough can't go next to smooth.
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This is exactly what I talked about, Dewey.
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He's gone through practically everything in the house.
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He taped my ties to my shirts.
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So the house gets straightened up.
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Wouldn't that be horrible?
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Don't you trivialize this.
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You're in enough trouble already.
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I'm telling you, once he settles down,
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this is going to be a perfectly normal sleepover.
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We're going to play a board game,
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we're going to watch a video, we're going to have pizza...
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No pizza. I'm already defrosting hamburgers.
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But I promised Chad pizza.
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He really likes pizza.
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No pizza, Dewey.
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You are on thin ice as it is.
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From now on, you are going to do exactly as I say.
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Is that understood?
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Yes, Dad, I got it.
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Now can I go play with my friend?
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Where'd he go?
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You'll see a lot of this in life, Jamie.
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The big blender company's don't think
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we're smart enough to save warranties.
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They think we run around barefoot all day
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picking bugs off ourselves.
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Well, they are in for a big surprise.
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They design their products specifically to break down
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three days after the warranties get lost.
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It's called "planned obsolescence,"
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like that deathtrap of a highchair
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you keep falling over in.
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I'm their worst nightmare, Jamie;
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a woman who saves everything.
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And I'm going to go through every shred of it.
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What's that,
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Mr. Big-Blender-Company man?
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You say I'm going to need paperwork?
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Oh, gee, I don't know if I have it.
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Oh, wait, I do.
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Dewey, I told you to keep Chad away from my desk!
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I just heard a whole bunch of kids from our school
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are going to stay overnight
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at that old abandoned house on Spires Road.
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No one told me.
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Big shock.
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I say we go there tonight
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and scare the crap out of them.
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We're going to scare them for being jealous of us?
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No, we're going to scare them for being jerks.
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All right, yeah. Let's do it.
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They think they can be jerks to us?
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We'll show them what jerks are.
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Hi. I got a half cheese, half pepperoni.
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What? That little...
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Listen, I'm kind of in a hurry. It's $12.
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Just hold on a second. Dewey!
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You get your butt in here right now, Mister!
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Dad, what is wrong with you?
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You can't go screaming in the house when Chad's here.
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I am the parent in this house,
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and you do what I say!
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Now when I tell you there is no pizza in this house,
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there's no pizza!
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That is the law!
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- Dad... - Don't you "Dad" me.
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You already "Dad-ed" me good with this sleepover.
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You know what? Sometimes if you're just being
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bigoted and unreasonable, maybe I don't have to listen to you.
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You better listen to me.
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I am your father and you will respect...
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Hey, you know what?
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This was supposed to go to 12336.
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I bet you feel like a jackass.
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I have something to tell you.
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Hal, it'll have to wait.
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I wasted a half an hour getting Jamie to sleep.
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He kept crying because I wouldn't let him
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have the antifreeze bottle in bed with him.
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Lois, this is important.
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I was trying to spare you the embarrassment,
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but you should probably know.
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Dewey actually
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asked me first about the sleepover.
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And he went to you
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when I said "no."
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Oh, sorry.
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What do you mean, "sorry"?
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Maybe you don't understand.
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He went around my back to get to you.
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And this is a big upset for you?
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For God's sake, Hal, they go behind my back
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to get to you all the time.
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That is very different.
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You are the hard ass.
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I'm the nice, fair one.
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And Dewey knows that.
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Why would he betray me?
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Hal, I cannot get worked up about this
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right now!
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I have to find that warranty or the blender company wins.
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Is that what you want, Hal?
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Are you on their side?
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Fine. I'll help you.
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No, Hal.
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I have a system.
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Anyway, it seems to be going fine.
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I haven't heard a peep out of them in hours.
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Hey, Chad, I can teach you to play Chinese checkers
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if you want.
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Chad!
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White on white.
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Blue on blue.
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And yellow on yellow.
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Chad, don't do this!
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If someone catches you, you'll be in big troub--
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Dewey.
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Just a minute.
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Hello.
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Oh, hello, Lloyd.
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No, everything's going fine with Chad.
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Well, you can bring it if you think he needs it.
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We are going to scare the crap out of them.
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You know what? I don't feel sorry for them.
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They've got it coming.
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They deserve every stained pair of underwear
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they're about to get.
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Hey, is my eye socket oozing enough?
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- It's perfect. - Okay.
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On the count of three, we bust through the door.
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If one of them has a heart attack,
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you resuscitate them and I'll scare them again.
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Ready?
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One... two... three.
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What are you guys doing?
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- Um... - Um...
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- Uh... - Um...
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Nothing.
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You guys trying to scare us?
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What, are you 12?
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We weren't trying to scare you.
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Of course not.
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That's the opposite of what we were trying to do.
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We're meeting girls here.
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The why are you dressed like that?
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Because...
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Um...
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Uh...
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Why don't you like us?!
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I got to say, they had some pretty solid reasons.
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Come on, Chad.
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You have to find some way to snap out of this.
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Look, I went to bat for you.
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I've been protecting you all day,
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but this is something I can't cover up.
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And if your parents find out,
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they're going to put you away.
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Are you listening?
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Yes.
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Green goes with green, goes with green, goes with green,
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goes with green,
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goes with green, goes with green...
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Hello, Hal.
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Evelyn, Lloyd, come on in.
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So, we were halfway through our first dinner alone
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in a decade, when someone had to remind me
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that I didn't give Chad
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- his good night pill. - Oh.
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Okay, well, I'll just, uh, go get him.
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This in no way justifies what you said before.
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Chad, I want to show you a little project
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I've been working on.
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Look at this.
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You see where I took my pen and I filled in
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the letters that needed to be filled in.
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The "O's," the "A's,"
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the "E's," the "G's."
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The "Q's," the "P's," the "D's" and the "B's"?
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- Of course. - That was you?
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- What about the nines? - Yes.
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What about the circles and the percent signs?
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Absolutely. Otherwise you'll be left with
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that horrible feeling of uncompleteness.
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Here they are: the sleepover buddies.
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Has he been okay?
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Oh, he's been fine.
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I think people prejudge Chad sometimes.
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He's a good kid.
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Huh. Open.
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I'm sorry, Dad.
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I thought you were just being...
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I mean, I had no idea you were...
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So how crazy are you?
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Let's just say
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that's my third set of encyclopedias.
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Well, if we leave right now,
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we can still catch the movie.
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What's this?
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The warranty?
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Hey, good for you, Chad.
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Well, I give up.
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I'm throwing out that blender.
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You don't have to. Look what Chad did.
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Pictures of things belong on the things they're pictures of.
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Check and mate.
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Dewey, what is it?
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Hal?
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Honey...
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I'm sorry.
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You were lying there asleep
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and you just looked so beautiful.
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And the moment was perfect
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and I never wanted it to end.
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And then I saw the camera, and... and...
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I'm weak, Lois.
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I'm a little man.
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I know that I can never apologize enough and...
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I'm sure right now you don't even want to look at me.
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Hal.
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Everyone's going to hear about this.
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We suck.
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We totally suck.
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I hate myself so much.
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What is wrong with us?
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Everyone else our age heard it "empty house,"
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and we heard "haunted house."
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Are we just socially stunted
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in some way that makes us hopeless?
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I think half of them were really scared.
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Yeah.