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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 6, Episode 14 โ€” Ida Loses A Leg

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You flush the toilet, and I open the curtain.
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Stop it, both of you.
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Can you go at least five seconds
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without screaming at each other?
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- I am sick of you, - You stupid Nancy boy!
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- You dried-up old hag! - You outta go...
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If I had been driving that truck myself...
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- strangle yourself... - I would've done...
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Well, I wonder which nightmare I'm going to have tonight.
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"The Forest of Severed Legs,"
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or "Drowning in Grandma's Blood"?
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Well, good night.
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I'm going to sleep like a baby tonight.
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Me, too.
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Nothing's going to wake me up.
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Same here.
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Well... good night.
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Good night.
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- What's under your pillow? - What's under your pillow?
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I think we both know what's under these pillows.
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I guess we do.
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- Good morning. - Good morning.
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I feel great.
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Ready to start the day.
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Me, too.
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Think I'll brush my teeth.
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I'll join you.
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Jamie, I am not kidding.
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You have to the count of three to eat these peas.
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One...
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two...
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three!
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All right.
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But one of these days
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you are going to learn that I am serious.
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Dad, I've been thinking a lot about Grandma losing her leg.
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I mean, Grandma lost her leg saving my life,
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but she doesn't really want to talk to me,
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so I figure the least I can do is honor her leg.
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You know, pay it some decent last respects.
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Like maybe have a funeral for it or something.
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Dewey, you just can't do that.
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The leg is medical waste.
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The hospital has to process it
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and do whatever they do with that stuff.
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But, how about this?
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Tomorrow, we go in the garage
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and make your grandmother a peg.
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You can paint it like a candy cane.
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No, I want the leg.
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You can't get a leg, Dewey.
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It's just not going to happen.
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Hello, Pathology?
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Yes, this is Judy Green from Dr. Weiss' office.
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I'm calling about
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the chop-and-drop he did Thursday on the old lady.
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Listen, Dr. Weiss thinks
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he may have left his wedding ring in that leg.
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He was pretty hammered.
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Yeah, again.
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So anyway, we need to get that leg out of there
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before the lawyers come around
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and do their Monday-morning quarterbacking.
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You know what, instead of the usual place,
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just send it to my house.
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I'll give you the address.
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I don't care if you knew the end of that Star Trek episode!
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I didn't and you ruined it!
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You can't let anyone else be happy!
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Shut up, monkey!
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Anyone with half a brain
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could see the rocks were alive!
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Both of you, stop it!
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Francis, it does not matter
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how horribly you act, you are not getting out of this!
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You are stuck here, so suck it up!
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And you... you are old and injured,
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and you need his help.
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All your yelling and viciousness
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does not equal physical strength.
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You cannot bully a can of soup down off the shelf.
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You cannot scream it down.
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You need his help!
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Yeah, you old bat,
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where's your gratitude?
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Francis... I am not asking you to do this for her.
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I'm asking you to do this for me.
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I am leaving in a few days,
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and I need to know she's being taken care of.
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You have to find
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some way you can get along with her.
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But she's horrible.
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I know, I know, but just try.
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Find something you have in common,
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something you can agree on.
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I don't think that's possible.
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For God's sake, you both have such huge reservoirs of hate,
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you tell me there's no overlap?
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What about boy bands?
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Mom, you hate boy bands, right?
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They're making a living.
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- Give them a break. - You see?
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You're not getting out of this so easily.
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You stay here and you figure it out right now!
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Hey, Ida, don't you hate
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how bossy my mom is?
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Oh God, she's awful.
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Always ordering me around,
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making me jump through hoops for her
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like every day is her birthday.
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And God forbid you forget her birthday.
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Then it's martyr time for the next five weeks.
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And for what? Everyone knows it's a made-up holiday anyway.
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And those stupid cards?
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Money in the garbage.
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Oh, God, yes! What a scam.
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It's like, "La-la,
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"I'm old, so here's
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a stupid cartoon with boobs on it."
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Exactly.
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No one really remembers
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the day they had their child.
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They pretend they do to feel important.
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I haven't slept in two days.
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I cut school just to have some time in the house without Reese.
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I just need an hour.
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A half hour.
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Any sleep at all,
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then I'll have a jump on him.
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You can't win this on strength.
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You've gotta win it on planning.
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You saved yourself this time.
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But your reactions will get slower.
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And I'll be waiting.
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Wait!
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Reese, wait! This is so stupid.
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We're both ruining our lives over it.
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I got a "B" on my History midterm.
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I fell asleep beating up a kid.
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We have to stop this.
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I totally agree.
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Okay. Truce?
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Truce.
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She wears a size 8 1/2 shoe just like me.
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Why, Dewey?
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Just checking. Thanks, Mom.
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Okay.
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Prince Charming looking for Cinderella.
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That's all it is.
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Grandma, hold still.
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I can't re-dress your wound until I clean it.
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Your breath is disgusting.
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Do you see what I'm doing,
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and you're complaining about...
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I will go brush my teeth as soon as I'm done.
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We are gathered here today to pay tribute to...
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a leg.
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A leg that saved me, but also kicked me,
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and stomped on my toes a lot.
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But that wasn't your idea.
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Anyway, uh...
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I'm sorry.
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I just thought once I had the hole
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and the severed leg in front of me
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the words would come naturally.
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Dad, what are you doing home?
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Dewey, I know you need your time alone,
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but I did something I think is gonna
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make you feel a lot better.
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Actually, I'm kind of busy right now.
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I kept thinking, "There must be some way
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"I can help take little Dewey's mind off all this.
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"There must be some way
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I can put the fun back in his life."
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Of course, your mom is probably
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going to hit the roof when she finds out,
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but you just let me handle that, huh?
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Dad, what are you talking about?
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I'm talking about a lovable, furry playmate
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who you could spend years with, frolicking and--
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Oh, my God!
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What the hell is he eating?
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What is who eating?
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Your dog! You have him for two seconds
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and this is what happens?!
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I didn't ask for a dog!
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Who brings a dog to a leg funeral?!
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A leg funeral?!
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Dewey, after I said--
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You didn't say not to!
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You just said I wouldn't be able to.
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This is me with your Uncle Vlad.
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This is the only picture of him sober.
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And there's Cousin Rega.
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You smile at her, she jumps into bed with you.
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And what's wrong with this person?
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What was his moral failing?
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My dear old friend, Peter.
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Look at him, holding a menu. Heh, like he could read.
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Wait, who's that little girl with you and Grandpa?
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Oh, Mom, don't you want to watch the news?
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Who's that little girl?
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That's you, you big sissy!
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This was the time your mother
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sent you to live with us.
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What?
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Come on. It wasn't to "live with" you.
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It was six months.
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Felt like forever. We put you in a dress
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because you wouldn't pee like a boy.
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I don't remember any of this!
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And you never paid me for the food he ate.
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Oh, God, what whining;
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"I want my mommy.
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Where's my family? Ooh, you're scaring me!"
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Blah, blah, blah.
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What's going on?
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Francis, it was a very difficult time.
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Your father was changing jobs,
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and then Reese came along.
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He was like a whole pack of wolves by himself.
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It was just too much.
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You were a horrible child.
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You tore a huge gash in your side
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trying to get out through the window.
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That's what this is from?
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You cried like a baby when I tried to sew you up.
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I was a baby!
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You dumped me off and you left me with this monster?!
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Francis, it's not the way you're thinking.
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You don't even remember it.
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No, but you know what? It's good to know.
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It's really nice to know that as a toddler,
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your own mother couldn't wait to get rid of you.
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- Francis... - Actually, I should thank you.
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'Cause you waited till I was 15
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before you kicked me out for good.
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That must have been so hard for you.
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You can't judge me for this.
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You weren't there.
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And whose fault was that?!
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How did you get in here?
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Nobody liked looking at you when you were alive.
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Okay... what's going on?
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Look, I got into this thing with Reese
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and it's way out of hand.
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I haven't slept in three days.
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If you could just do me a favor: just be on lookout for Reese.
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If I can get one hour of sleep,
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then I can have the upper hand and I can end this.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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Wait a minute.
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Why'd you say okay?
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What?
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I mean, I just told you,
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and you said okay like it wasn't a big deal.
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It seems like you'd at least want
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to think about it for a little bit.
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Unless this was a setup.
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That's what this is, isn't it?
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What's going on in here? What are you guys up to?
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Oh, nice cover.
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- You two have a side deal! - No!
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Or maybe you're just trying
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to make me think we have a side deal.
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- Why would I do that? - Exactly!
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Don't try to make me think
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that you're confused,
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because I know you aren't.
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Why would I want you to think that?!
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Because...
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there's some angle that I'm not seeing, but I'll get it.
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- Nice bluff! - Nice fake-out!
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, you can play all the smart games you want,
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but I'm not gonna let you get away with it.
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I'll glue my own face to the floor!
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Then what are you gonna do, huh?
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That'd be the perfect way to make me let my guard down,
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wouldn't it?!
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Hah!
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Ha!
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Ha...
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Ha.
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Stevie,
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I know you'll be mature enough
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not to do anything I would do...
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Come on, Champion. Come on, boy.
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You don't want that nasty old leg, do you?
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Okay, just kidding. Sorry.
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Dad, he's ruining it!
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Throw another steak in there.
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I am not going to waste another steak.
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He's not going for it,
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and it was $12 a pound.
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It was not!
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It was bargain meat, and he knows the difference.
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I am doing my best here, son.
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Oh, boy.
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He's gonna finish the whole thing!
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Call 911!
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Dewey, what part of this
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looks like authorities should be involved?
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God, if only your grandmother wasn't so damned tasty.
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Now there's no way to feel better.
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Now I have to feel bad forever.
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Oh, Dewey.
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Hey, maybe you can try and think about it this way:
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Your grandmother...
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she is the most horrible woman who ever lived,
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but even she understands the difference
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between a life that's been lived and a life with potential.
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You want to pay her back?
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Live up to that potential.
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And if you think about it,
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you might have done her a big favor.
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Let's face it.
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Saving your life is her only chance
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of getting into heaven.
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Which isn't going to make you that popular in heaven,
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but we'll deal with that later.
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Okay.
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Hey, Dad?
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Hmm?
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Is it okay if we don't keep the dog?
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Yeah, that sounds fair.
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Grandma, you have to sit still
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or I can't get the bandage on.
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Just keep your eyes on the stump, Romeo.
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Well, okay...
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I put all the doctors' numbers
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on the fridge.
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Safety rail is up in the shower.
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Thank you, Francis.
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I have to tell you something.
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What?
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I wasn't a good enough mother
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to you and I'm sorry.
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I shouldn't have left you with her,
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and I shouldn't have sent you to military school.
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I got overwhelmed,
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and I took things out on you that weren't your fault.
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They were my fault,
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and I'm sorry.
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But?
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But nothing.
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I like to think I was a little bit better with the other boys,
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but that's just further proof that you got a terrible deal.
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Yes, boo-hoo for the boy with two legs.
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You deserved a mother
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who was more patient and more caring...
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and it breaks my heart
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that you didn't get that mother.
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Thank you. Wow.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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I've just waited so many years
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to hear you say that.
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Why don't I feel better?
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What do you mean?
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I mean, I actually had fantasies where you said that,
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pretty much word-for-word.
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It's spooky how close it is,
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but it's not helping.
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Why didn't it help?!
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You want me to say something else?
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No, no, I mean, you said everything!
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Anything else would just be fake.
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I mean, that was like the perfect thing,
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and I am still filled with all this resentment.
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Oh, my God, this sucks!
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That was, like, the one thing I was living for
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and it's just...
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not working at all!
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Can you take the soap opera outside?
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I want to watch the whore that gives the weather.
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Mother, please!
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Just try to breathe.
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No! You can't just have your life dream
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stripped away from you and be okay about it!
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Do you want a cold washcloth?
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I don't think so. I don't know.
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I don't know what I want.
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Do you want me to give you some money?
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How much money?
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I have-- I have $200.
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I only need $30 for the bus.
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Okay.
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Here.
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And the Tic Tacs.
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Okay, honey, just remember that I love you.
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In my own imperfect, bad mothering way, I do love you.
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I love you, too.
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Okay.
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I'll call you.
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Okay, Rockefeller, it's lotion time.
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Cut your nails.
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Jennifer, cut it out!
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You're so bad.
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Your breath smells like feet.