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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 5, Episode 21 — Reese Joins The Army (Part 1)

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Show: Malcolm in the Middle
Episode title: Reese Joins the Army (1)
Air date: May 16, 2004
Director: Steve Love
Top billed cast: Frankie Muniz, Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Justin Berfield, Erik Per Sullivan, Christopher Masterson
Reese's new girlfriend Beth is about as dumb as he is. Malcolm initially dislikes her but they soon get to like each other too much and Beth breaks up with Reese. Devastated, Reese runs away and joins the army under the false surname.
Source: TMDB
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Do you think babies dream?
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♪ Life is unfair ♪
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- my calculator out of the car? - I'll get it.
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She's really starting to bug me.
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God, haven't they finished arresting people yet?
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The selection committee for the youth music festival
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Okay, we'll be studying.
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Buckle up.
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I'm Agent Stone. This is Agent Scurry. We're from the FBI.
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I thought it was a squirrel.
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That's why I kept going. If I could have that day back,
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- I would give anything-- - This is about the company you work for.
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In the last eight months we've filed 230 criminal indictments.
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People are flying into jail cells. It's beautiful.
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- Ken Wixted? - We've got him dead-to-rights.
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We just need you to confirm a couple of key details.
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after it was signed by the company auditors?
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What? No.
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- I don't think so. - Hal.
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We really, really need you to search your memory.
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Do you want me to lie?
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of the United States government.
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Now, can you swing by my kid's school?
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I forgot to give him his lunch.
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Beth.
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I thought you were working late. Why are you dressed like that?
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and I want it to be perfect.
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Beth, I love you.
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I love you. I love you.
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- I am so sorry. - What do you mean?
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I want to break up.
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Oh.
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Yeah. Yeah, that's okay.
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Yeah, that's fine. You know, I was just kidding anyway about...
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Yeah. It's no biggie.
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Look, Reese. It's not you, it's me.
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I just think I can do better.
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I think we end it now before things get even...
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Can we stop that music?
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- I should go. - Reese, if I could make myself like you,
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I would.
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What's that?
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Reese, stop, you're gonna wake up my parents.
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You don't wanna do this. It's not what...
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She grew on me.
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Please don't kill me. You can break my fingers.
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Or if you just wanna rest, I'll break them for you.
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I just want you to be happy.
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Wow, I thought there'd be a huge fistfight.
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I mean, I had no right to expect it, but I would have understood.
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- They want you to lie? - They never said that exactly.
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The big guy never said anything.
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These guys are serious, Lois. And they're everywhere. It's scary.
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Well, I aced my audition.
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They're sending me to the state finals. Now I just need to tell them
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- how many family members are coming. - We're in the middle
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of something important here.
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So, that's me and everybody who cares about me. One.
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Do you believe the way these guys operate? They find some weak little patsy
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who's gonna crack under the slightest pressure
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so they don't have to do their own legwork.
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I'm embarrassed for both of us.
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Well, this is America, Hal.
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You are not gonna lie to put someone in jail who might be innocent.
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You are right, and you know what? I'm gonna tell them that right now.
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You've taken my arms and legs. What else do you want?
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I want your eyeballs for my chocolate sundae.
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But I'll be blind, and your sundae will only taste a little bit better.
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I'm the worst brother ever.
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Malcolm, Malcolm. Wake up. Reese is gone.
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- What? Where'd he go? - The note didn't say.
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"If my own brother could stab me through the heart."
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Blah, blah, blah, "Teardrops" Blah, blah, blah.
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"Goodbye forever."
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Look, Mom and Dad are gonna make a big deal out of this.
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Let's just sit on it till I get an answer about my music festival.
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- Leave him alone! - What are you doing?
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What's happening? What are you doing?
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Wixted rolled over on you, Hal.
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He told us about your offshore accounts in the Cayman Islands,
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altering documents, the villa, everything.
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Can't he at least put some pants on?
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Just as soon as we get a good perp-walk out of him.
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Ridiculous. He doesn't belong in jail. He doesn't even look in the back
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of the TV Guide for the crossword answers.
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Honey, I love you. Keep the phone bill paid so I can call you.
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And the trick to the thermostat is to push in before you twist it.
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- Sir, you need to stand still. - And I need a lawyer.
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- Not Reese's. I want a good one. - Sir, you need to stop squirming.
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Boys, go back in the house.
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Boys, your daddy loves you very much. And don't worry about this.
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- Sir, this is your last warning. - Believe in the American Justice Sys--
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I guess Dad's a no.
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Don't worry. I will be there first thing in the morning.
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Yes, I will bring your shaving cream and your toothbrush.
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No, Hal, do not make a break for it.
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Say it back to me.
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Okay. I love you.
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That's not evidence. Those are my birth control pills.
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- I brought them with me. - The beagle made a pointy foot.
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- It's out of my hands, lady. - What the hell is wrong with you?
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At least leave me one.
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Don't make any more trouble than we already have.
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And you do not have a warrant to vandalize our house.
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When this is all over, you are gonna be chalking tires
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all the way from here to Montreal.
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Don't you threaten me, lady.
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I'll make myself...
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With both hands and a flashlight!
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Okay. The lawyer's supposed to meet me here at 7.
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If I'm late, feed him something, but not the tuna casserole.
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That has to last for the next four days. Hopefully by then, your father will...
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- Somebody better do those dishes. - Mom, don't worry.
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Do what you have to. We'll look after the house.
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I have to go. Don't let me forget to get your father's allergy medication
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and pick up his suit for the hearing.
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You want me to do anything?
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You could steal your brother's girlfriend. Oh, wait, you already did that.
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I know what I did was awful.
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Believe me, I know, and I don't even want forgiveness,
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but I think if you all give me a chance,
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I can prove I'm a better person than this.
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My eyes are up here.
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I'm just gonna have to find Reese, that's all.
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It shouldn't be too hard.
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Where's he gonna go, anyway?
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Welcome to the U.S. Army, your home for the next three years.
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You will proceed single-file on the yellow stripe
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to the processing facility.
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Do not overwork your tiny little brains
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trying to figure out what the other stripes are for.
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Now, move!
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Not good enough? I'm good enough for this place.
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Hold it. Are you sure you're 18?
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Got the driver's license to prove it.
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All right, Private Jetson.
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Get back in line.
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I'm garbage. I belong in a garbage can!
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I am garbage!
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I belong in a garbage can!
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I am garbage! I belong in a garbage can! I am--
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Does he have to wear that thing?
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Hey, it was either house arrest or jail.
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I think we made the right choice.
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All right, your anklet sends a signal to the tamperproof base station.
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Court order says you have to stay within a 50-foot radius.
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Can I shower with this?
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Oh, now you're snapping at me?
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Okay, you just lost 10 feet.
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- What are you doing? - Let me tell you how this works.
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You may have a court order, but the truth, is I can set this
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to whatever I want: 200 miles or four inches.
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Oh, look. You're vacationing in Vegas.
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Whoops! You can't get out of your own bathroom.
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Lois, I've been in the public defender's office for 10 years,
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and I can tell you that arraignment was not a disaster.
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I bet we can get them down to conspiracy to commit fraud.
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That's what he's already charged with.
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Oh.
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Do you have a pen?
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Look, I know how overworked you are, but from now on, you have only one case,
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an innocent man with five children
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and a wife whose lives are teetering on the brink of oblivion.
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Please don't let that happen.
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You have to save my family. You are the only person who can help us.
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Lois, I swear to you, I will work night and day
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to get your husband out of this.
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My screenplay can wait a few months.
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I'm sorry, Hal. I have to go to work, but don't worry.
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We will get through this.
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I love you.
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Oh, I have the most amazing wife.
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Now you're gonna throw that in my face? That cost you five feet.
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All right, troop, you're next. Get in the chair.
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Okay, I was thinking something like this.
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Look at this lifeguard. Is there a straight-guy version of that?
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Because that'd be perfect for me.
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Okay, if you stop here, I think I can still make it work.
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It'll look longer when it's combed out, right?
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Stop saying "mother's underwear."
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I don't know how much longer Mom can handle this.
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The double shifts, the bills, the meetings
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- with the police and the lawyers. - Don't forget the missing son.
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I'm going to find him.
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Well, if anyone cares, my flight number is five...
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Oh, hey, Mom.
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Give us a second and we'll clear all this stuff off the bed for you.
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- What time does she want the alarm set? - 5:30.
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We're also supposed to brush her teeth.
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Good morning, maggots.
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Now, I want you to understand why I call you maggots.
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The maggot is the slimy, quivering larval form
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of the common housefly, and we all know what maggots eat.
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And I will be the guy providing...
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Good God.
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I bet there's a great story for this, isn't there, son?
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- Hang on. - Of course.
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- Okay. - Would you like to tell me
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what happened to your gear, private?
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Oh, I traded it. I got this and five cartridges.
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So, you just blithely gave away
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your government-issued rucksack and poncho?
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Well, the pack I figure I can eventually get off a dead guy, and the poncho?
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Come on. Does it look like rain to you?
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My drill sergeant helps me learn
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I am just a lowly worm
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He commands the sun and rain
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- Right. - I am just a human stain
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My drill--
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Oh, my God. Jamie. Jamie.
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Jamie, honey, come to Daddy. Come to Daddy, Jamie.
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Come on. Jamie.
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Look inside the basket.
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Look, Jamie, it's your favorite.
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Jamie, don't go in there. That's dangerous.
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No, no, no. You stay away from there.
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Don't you touch that.
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Attaboy. Attaboy, Jamie.
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There.
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- Hello. - Hello, Hal.
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I have some information that can help you.
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What? Who is this?
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I'm not gonna tell you, but I know you're innocent, and I can prove it.
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We need to meet face to face, somewhere where there's a crowd.
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- But I can't-- - Look, if you want to stay
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out of jail, you'll do it.
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- Why can't you come here? - Your place is being watched.
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Your phone's probably bugged, too.
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Meet me Thursday at noon at the place where you go
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- when you say you're getting more toner. - The Donut Shack?
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All right, Plan B. Meet me at the place where you go
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when you say you've got a dentist appointment.
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- Don't say where it is. - Got it.
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Hey, I know who this is. You're...
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My drill sergeant's breath is not my concern!
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My drill sergeant's breath is not my concern!
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My drill sergeant's breath is not my concern!
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So, I put the base station in there with a portable power supply.
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I modulated a standard cell phone to mimic the analog modem.
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Make sure you stay within 30 feet of this backpack.
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Don't worry. I've got the ankle bracelet completely camouflaged.
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Your mom wanted to give these to the blind.
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Remember, you have to be back by 4. That's when Mom gets home.
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And you understand how important it is to keep this from her.
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Francis, you're in charge of making sure Malcolm doesn't betray me,
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- like he's prone to do. - Absolutely.
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Well, troop, you've polished your boots before everyone else.
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How on God's good earth did you accomplish that miracle?
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I just did it exactly the way you told me to.
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Remove laces, pull tongue forward, apply polish, pull tongue backward,
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buff, replace laces, repeat.
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I did the same thing to make my bed and secure my foot locker.
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Well, that's the most miraculous turnaround that I've ever seen.
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I want you to explain to these recruits how the worst soldier in the unit
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has managed to put them all to shame.
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I just stopped thinking.
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I figured out that using my brain was the whole problem.
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Not just here, but my entire life.
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If I just do exactly what I'm told and nothing else,
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then everything gets easy.
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It's not even a question of smart or dumb. You just turn yourself into a tool.
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I'm much happier that way. I'm the world's happiest tool.
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You must be proud of yourself, son.
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I don't know if I am or not. I'm waiting for you to tell me.
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My God.
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A soldier like you comes along once in a thousand years.
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Mom. You're home early.
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- Yup. Got fired. - What?
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I gave someone $2,000 in change instead of $20.
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But you know what?
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We just adapt. We move forward. I'll get another job,
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and in the meantime, I get started on dinner.
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Actually, they repossessed the fridge this morning.
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Fine. We will get through this.
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It's okay. He's all right.
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Just got away from me for a second.
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And we will get through this, as long as we're together,
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as long as we have each other.
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We are a family. Where's Dad?
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He's gone.
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I think I'll take a shower.
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Left, right, left, right.
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Fork up. In. Chew, chew.
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Left to right!
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Front to back!
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Bear down.
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Pinch.
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One, two, three, four...
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Twenty-nine, 30.
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Listen, I don't have much time. I know everybody who's in on this,
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and I know exactly what they did because I helped them.
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- What? - They paid me millions.
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I was happy just to sit back and watch you take a fall.
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But then I found out I'm dying.
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I got six months at the most.
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Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
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Listen, I can't go to my grave with this on my conscience,
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so, I'm flipping on all of them, I'm gonna tell the truth.
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We can't tip our hand. They're too powerful.
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If they even get a whiff of this,
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they'll just fabricate new documents, and we'll both go down.
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You won't hear from me until I show up at the courthouse.
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Don't follow me.
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Mom, will you at least talk to us?
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I'm in the shower, honey.
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Yes, we know you're in the shower.
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It's been three hours now. The water must be freezing.
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Do I bother you when you're in the shower?
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Mom, listen, I know how hard this is for you.
hard
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I know how scared you are, but you know what?
scared
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Just one more time, Mom, that's all we need.
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You know you can do this.
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In a minute. I'm in the shower.
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Sorry, officer. Excuse me.
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- You in a hurry? - Busy day. You understand.
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- Is that your backpack? - Oh, uh, no, no. Absolutely not.
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Better check it out.
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Whoa! I think we got a bomb here.
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- You gotta get out of here. - No, I, I can't.
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Sir, I need you to step away to a distance of at least 150 feet.
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I can't do that. I'm, I'm...
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I'm in the bomb squad.
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- What? - That's right.
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You better let a professional handle this. Damn.
handleprofessional
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I was a week from retirement. You get to safety. I'll take it from here.
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Yes, sir.