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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 5, Episode 19 — Experiment

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Malcolm in the Middle
Episode title: Experiment
Air date: May 02, 2004
Director: Bryan Cranston
Top billed cast: Frankie Muniz, Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Justin Berfield, Erik Per Sullivan, Christopher Masterson
When Dewey's annual candy selling event for school comes up, he uses the excuse of "these bars help support america" to sell them. Malcolm and Stevie attempt a science experiment, and are shocked when Reese begs to help.
Source: TMDB
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"How angry would you be if someone broke your antique music box?"
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Aah. What do you mean? Does it play at all?
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Great.
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What were you roughhousing in my bedroom?
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And I don't suppose you're even gonna come out here
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and face your punishment?
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Hal, is that you?
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♪ Yes, no, maybe ♪
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♪ I don't know ♪
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♪ Life is unfair ♪
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He wasn't working with an idiot.
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You're callingme an idiot?
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Yes.
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And yes.
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I can't work on my sexy-face out there in front of Mom.
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What are you guys doing in here?
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Creating a new kind of restriction enzyme.
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What does it look like?
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You're messing up my room for that?
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This is important.
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If we win this, our paper will be published
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in a scientific journal.
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Plus, we're running low on agar, we're out of blood.
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- Our yeast keeps getting contaminated-- - Maybe I can help.
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Why do you do that?
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Why don't you just give me a chance?
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That's two pints. We'd better not take any more.
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This is so exciting. I feel like I'm going to faint.
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Four dollars, right?
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Thanks. Say hi to Dewey for me.
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Who was that?
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Some kid from Dewey's class selling chocolate.
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Enjoy your strained beets, little man.
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Is it that time of year again?
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Mom, please don't make me.
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Aha. I wondered what you were doing with a book bag.
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You are doing this.
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Dad, do I have to?
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Aah, aah ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Aah, aah ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Aah, aah ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Dancing now ♪
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♪ Getting down ♪
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♪ Having fun ♪
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♪ Getting down ♪
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♪ Having fun ♪
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♪ Having fun ♪
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Dad?
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Of course you're doing it. It'll be great for your character to sell...
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Oh, what's a good number, 275 bars.
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It looks like there's about another half hour of sunlight left.
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- What are you waiting for? - Fine, I'll do it.
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But I just want you to know,
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if some crazy couple steals me
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and then raises me as a girl, it's on your head.
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No, it's not.
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Hello?
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Hey, Dewey. What's going on?
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You won't believe what Mom's putting me through.
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What is it this time?
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They're doing a candy bar drive at school,
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and we've all been given a ton of candy bars to sell.
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Oh, I used to hate that.
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- And you know what Mom did? - What?
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She forbid me to sell them.
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She said I'd never be able to sell a single one.
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Oh, she did? That is horrible! I'll buy a dozen right now, Dewey.
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She even compared me selling candy to you getting married.
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You know what? Make it two dozen.
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Don't tell Mom. She'll think I did it just to make her mad.
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Tell her someone else bought them.
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Wouldn't that be a lie?
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It doesn't matter. It's justified.
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She's the reason no one in this family has any confidence.
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I'm hanging up now so I can write you a check.
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Where are you going with that piglet?
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Well, can't keep him in the pen. The sow rejected him.
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Oh, so you're gonna take him home?
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Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.
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Oh, no.
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Do you have to?
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Well, listen, he's half the size of the rest of the litter.
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The other piglets won't let him feed.
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It's the humane thing to do.
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Fred, you can't do this. Look at his face.
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He knows you're gonna take him out and kill him.
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Well, he doesnow.
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- Ralph. - What?
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You can't kill him if he has a name. It's Ralph.
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Little Ralph the piglet.
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Ah, jeez. That's my kid's name.
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Here.
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Did it separate?
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Hell, no.
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So we still don't have an enzyme.
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What is our problem?
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We've tried every variable of heat and pressure?
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Yes, yes, yes.
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We've tried acids, we've tried bases.
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- How much blood do we have left? - Plenty.
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I snuck another pint
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when he was sleeping.
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- Stevie. - He wants to help.
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I know, but I took care of that. He kept bugging me,
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so I gave him some food coloring and told him they were chemicals.
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Guys, guys. I've made a discovery.
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When you mix blue and yellow,
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you get an entirely new color.
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I'm gonna name it "Blellow."
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Hey, look at this.
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Dewey has already sold 52 candy bars.
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He still has a long way to go, Lois.
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Let's keep our feet on the ground.
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For now.
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Kitty, come down.
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Fear not.
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Aah, aah ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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Have your pets spayed or neutered.
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Aah, aah ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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It's nice Dewey's working so hard for the school. If he keeps this up,
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we'll be able to blow off the Safety Fair.
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- Hello, sir. - Sorry. I don't eat candy.
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Oh, these aren't candy bars.
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These are America Bars.
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- What are you talking about? - You know, America Bars.
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Well, actually, I prefer the term "Freedom Bars."
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You love America, right?
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Well, of course I do.
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There are a lot of people out there who are hoping we won't do our part.
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What do you mean?
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You know, people.
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People who don't have this country's best interests at heart.
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So these candy bars help fight terrorism?
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With every chocolatey, nougaty bite.
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How much are they?
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- F-- Nine fifty. - I'll take two.
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Thank you.
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No, young man. Thankyou.
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Separate.
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Hello, trade school.
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I wish Reggie would kill Archie and take over this comic.
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Malcolm, I need you to watch Jamie.
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Mom, we're at a very critical point in our experiment.
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I'm sorry. Are you new?
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Stevie, explain to your friend how things work here.
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Anything?
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No change.
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Bounce him higher.
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Well, none of these worked.
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Maybe we should--
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Oh, my God.
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It separated.
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Yeah!
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- We did it! - Yeah.
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We made an enzyme!
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- Unbelievable! What'd you do to it? - Yeah.
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I didn't do anything.
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What?
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Well, neither did I.
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Blellow.
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Hey, guys.
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- How did you do it? - I didn't do anything.
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Look, we're not mad at you. We just need to know what you did.
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- Why are you always blaming me? - You did a good thing.
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You somehow got this to separate.
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You must have added something. What was it?
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Oh.
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I just-- I don't know if I can even remember.
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I wasn't paying much attention. There was all this other stuff going on.
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And I'm not sure why I'd tell you if you're not gonna give me credit!
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- What? - This is a big contest.
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Big enough for the three of us.
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So either we split the credit three ways or I'm not talking.
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You are picking the wrong guys to mess with, Reese.
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Yeah.
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Let's tattle.
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And he won't tell us what he did unless we give him credit for it.
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It's unfair. All he did was just read comic books.
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And we've been working on it for weeks.
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- What is it you want me to do, Malcolm? - Force him to tell us.
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Wait. Seems to me if Reese fixed your experiment,
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- he should get some credit. - What?
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No. He doesn't even know why it works.
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I've been working for 20 years without knowing why.
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Give Reese the credit.
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Calm down, it's okay.
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You're all right.
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- What happened? - The other piglets were mean to him.
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You said last week you'd put that back in its pen.
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I tried, but he's just so good-natured and sweet,
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the others won't let him feed.
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I am not putting him back in there until I teach him to be more assertive.
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We're spending every second of the day taking care of him.
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No one ever said raising a pig would be easy.
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No one ever said we'd be raising a pig.
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Listen, Francis,
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either you return Ralph to his pen tonight
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or he's gonna be looking up at you from an omelet.
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Come on, Ralph.
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It's gut-check time. Your brothers don't think
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you can keep up with them, is that what you think?
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I know you can do it. You just gotta get tough.
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Show me your mean face.
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Hmm. What's that?
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Ah. The stink of failure.
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Okay, Reese.
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We give up.
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Just tell us what you did and we'll give you credit.
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Okay, just sign this.
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"Reese is a full partner in this experiment
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and is entitled to a full share of the credit
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because without his help, this would've been impossible."
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Outwitted...
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by a dumbass.
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- Everything seems to be in order. - Tell us what you did.
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Okay.
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Pfft. I have no idea. I don't remember doing anything special to it.
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- What? - Now when you make fun of me
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and tell people I'm stupid,
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I have evidence in your handwriting
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that says I'm just as smart as you are.
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Ha!
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Finally, there is justice in--
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This baby's mother is 13 years old.
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Every candy bar you buy
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goes towards buying unwed mothers like her
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schoolbooks and hot lunches.
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I'll get my purse.
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I'm telling you I don't remember!
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Okay, let him up.
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Reese, this is important.
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It's for medicine. This enzyme could help save somebody's life one day.
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Just please try to think about what you did.
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Um...
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I can't. I'm sorry. I don't know.
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I was just hanging out in the room like I always do.
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Recreate it.
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Yeah, that's a great idea.
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Do everything you did when you were in the room.
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Just close your eyes and pretend. See everything you did in your mind's eye
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and just do what you see.
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Stevie and I aren't even here. You're alone in the room just like before.
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Okay, let's see.
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First thing was you guys left.
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And then I went to the test tubes
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to see what an enzyme tasted like.
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But then it was boring already.
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And then...
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I saw something shiny.
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And I put it in my shiny box.
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And then...
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Right.
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I got one of Malcolm's shirts.
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And then I...
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♪ Ah-wulli ♪
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♪ Wale-den-de-bobo-den-di-bili-dan-lo-no ♪
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♪ Wale-den-de-bobo-den-di-bili-dan-lo-no ♪
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♪ Wale-den-de-bobo-den-di-bili-dan-lo-no ♪
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♪ Wa-damm-de-dumm! ♪
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♪ Happ-tili-lula-domm ♪
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♪ Ah-wulli, wa-damm-de-dumm Happ-tili-lula-domm... ♪
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Oh, my God.
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Then I played with Dewey's Game Boy.
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Your teacher called to say you sold more chocolate bars than anyone.
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She said all your classmates hate you. I'm so proud.
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Well, you know, it's a good product.
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They really sell themselves.
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I can't believe it. Dewey sold over 1,500 candy bars.
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Fifteen hundred.
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Page 12.
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- ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Dancing now ♪
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♪ Getting down ♪
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♪ Having fun ♪
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♪ Getting down ♪
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♪ Having fun ♪
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♪ Having fun ♪
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They'll eat your dad's dust.
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Is this where the boy lives who's selling Eco-Bars?
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We're all out. Come back later.
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Well, there you are. We wanted to buy some more of those
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candy bars that heal the forests.
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You should be so proud of your boy.
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- I don't know what you're talking about. - Of course you do.
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You said every bar plants a seedling in fire-ravaged Yellowstone.
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I love the bonus of 10 percent going to pro-life causes.
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Wait. He told me 10 percent went to pro-choice causes.
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- I didn't know you felt that way. - I didn't know you felt that way.
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Excuse me, ladies,
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I have to tell someone how I feel.
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- You are in so much trouble. - I hope you'll think about what you did
hopetrouble
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every time you see me driving by in your prize.
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He's not getting any prize.
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You've been lying to everyone to get them to buy candy?
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What did we tell you about lying?
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Lying is the worst thing you can do.
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It destroys character, Dewey.
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It destroys the trust people have in each other.
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- Do you understand? - Yes.
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And what do you have to say for yourself?
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Francis told me to do it.
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I should have known.
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Did you tell your brother to lie about those candy bars?
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You bet I did.
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And I'm sick of you standing on the sidelines
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sabotaging everything we try to do.
sabotaging
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Have you lost your mind, Francis?
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What kind of advice is that?
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It's all your fault!
fault
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I'm trying to help the kid instead of tearing him down all the time.
tearing
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And I'm sick of you thinking that everything we do is stupid!
sickstupidthinking
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Okay, Ralph, remember your visualization.
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You're mean, you're tough, the biggest pig in the pen
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and not afraid of anyone. Get in there,
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kick some ass
kick
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and nurse like you have never nursed before.
nurse
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Hey, that's it, Ralph.
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Get in there.
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Good for you. Good--
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Okay, stop, Ralph.
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Ralph, no biting.
bitingralph
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Oh, not the mother too.
mother
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That's gross!
gross
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No, not the chicken coop.
chickencoop
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If I were you, I'd start naming the cattle.
cattlenamingstart
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And then my ears were finally clean.
cleanearsfinally
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Then I was gonna update my enemies list,
enemieslistupdate
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but I remembered I had math homework.
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Didn't get it.
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Didn't get it.
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Didn't get it.
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Didn't get it.
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Stupid.
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Stupid.
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Stupid.
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Stupid.
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Stupid.
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I hate you,
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I hate you.
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Then I worked on my triceps.
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Hey, no one likes math.
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Sorry.
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That's okay.
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- So, what'd you do next? - Nothing. I started playing with the ball.
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- Well, I guess we won't-- - Throw it again.
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- What? - Reese, keep throwing it.
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Look.
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It separated.
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It separated!
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There must be asbestos in the ceiling. Of course!
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- What are you talking about? - Reese, you did it.
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Asbestos is a highly mutagenic material.
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It can change the way cells reproduce, these cells.
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And it's been here the whole time.
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We have asbestos in our ceiling.
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We have asbestos in our ceiling!
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We have asbestos in our ceiling!
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Yay.
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What?
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Scrambled eggs, coming up.
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So we're living out here till they get the asbestos cleaned out.
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Oh, and we won the contest.
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Turns out the company sponsoring it keeps all the patent rights.
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They're using our work to make a new cholesterol drug
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that'll earn billions.
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You know what we got?
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A pencil case.
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It has a compass on it.
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- Mom, Dad, anybody need a pencil? - No, Reese. We still don't need a pencil.
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Well, if you do, you know where to find it.
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Francis, how much longer are we gonna have to share the bed with Ralph?
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- It's getting ridiculous. - He puts up a brave front,
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but I don't think he really feels that confident.
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He'll let us know when he's ready.
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