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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 5, Episode 18 — Dewey's Special Class

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Malcolm in the Middle
Episode title: Dewey's Special Class
Air date: May 02, 2004
Director: David D'Ovidio
Top billed cast: Frankie Muniz, Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Justin Berfield, Erik Per Sullivan, Christopher Masterson
Malcolm convinces Dewey to do poorly on an I.Q. test, so that he won't become a ridiculed Krelboyne student. But Dewey does so badly that he is placed in a class for the emotionally disturbed. Hal and Craig compete in a dance competition.
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Distinguished guests, friends, members of the press.
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When the Fish Defense League told me that the dam on our property was blocking
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the endangered silverback trout from its natural breeding grounds,
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I was glad to help.
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And so today, we are going to blow up this evil dam.
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Afterwards, we will have a nice light lunch provided by the Grotto,
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the friend of fish and the business traveler.
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Here we go.
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That's weird.
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From here, the dynamite looks a lot like a picnic cooler.
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I am starting to think that that is a picnic cooler.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe ♪
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♪ I don't know ♪
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♪ Life is unfair ♪
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We'd like to wish a happy birthday to Mary who is 6 years old.
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How's the chicken supposed to know you like her if you don't say anything?
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Boys. Food's here.
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He's dying. We have to make sure you come up with a good wish.
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Reese, he isn't dying.
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If he were dying, we'd at least spring for Red Lobster.
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Mrs. Welsh, your counselor,
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said that she'd like you to take an IQ test.
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- What? - Do not poison your brother.
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- It's just a little test. - Don't do this.
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Everyone hated us.
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- Which is why they hated us. - We know there's something weird
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going on in that boy's brain. I want...
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Fun feet dance to the happy groove time.
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What the...
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♪ Damn right It's better than yours... ♪
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Excuse me.
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- Craig? - Oh, hi, Hal.
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- What are you doing? - Just protecting my high score.
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It's cheaper than a gym. And no shower bullies.
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Yes, sir. You were clear on that.
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Hey, hop on up, Hal. It's a blast. Beat it, Davey.
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I don't know.
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Just watch the screen, put your feet where it says.
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Let's try it.
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Hey, this is fun. Really fun.
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Oh, God.
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Just got him to stop the ice sculpting.
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But I'm not a whiny loudmouth who complains about everything.
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Malcolm's a genius, and now Dewey's a genius?
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I guess it's only a matter of time till we find out that I'm a genius.
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- It's 480. - Okay, so I'm not Rain Man, big deal.
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Someday they'll invent a machine that does that stuff for you, anyway.
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Okay, question 17 was "bee is to hive as, A, fish is to pond,
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That's what it was, right?
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How should I know?
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It's the only way we can keep Dewey out of the Krelboyne class.
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Why can't he just tank it?
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The tests are designed to catch that.
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We have to give exactly the same answers a real dumb person would give.
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How do we do that?
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Guys, guys. I've been trying to figure out what kind of genius I am,
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and I finally realized, I should go to the library.
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And you know what?
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You can get Internet porn there. They can't do anything about it.
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God, I love this country. Hey, Mom.
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♪ We like to party ♪
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♪ We like to dance... ♪
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I'm doing it.
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It only took all my lunch breaks and $200 worth of quarters.
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♪ We really kick it ♪
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♪ When we get the chance ♪
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♪ We like to party We like to dance ♪
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Can't one of you have a heart attack so the rest of us can play?
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In a second. Show time.
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♪ We like to party We like to dance ♪
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Yes.
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We're finally ready.
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I didn't wanna say anything, but I signed us up
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- for the weekly tournament. - Too soon.
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Hal, you don't work this hard just to Jump, Jump Dance alone in your room.
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Besides, someone has to teach Hayley and Kylie
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not to be so stuck-up because they think they're great.
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You can't enter the tournament. You're gonna look like idiots.
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We're not done rehearsing. We'll be a lot better by then.
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No, you're gonna look like idiots because it's a contest for kids.
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It doesn't say that anywhere. I read the rules three times.
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And we're under the weight limit. You can call the manufacturer.
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If you give these answers exactly the way they're written,
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you'll stay out of the Krelboyne class.
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Maybe I'd like the Krelboyne class.
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I hear they just got a robot parrot that speaks 20 languages.
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Dewey, trust me. I'm the good brother. I'm the one who cares about you.
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- You beat me up and make fun of me. - Only when you're being annoying.
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Dewey, I'm serious. How can I make you understand?
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The coolest person in the class was me.
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Okay, I'll do it.
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- You're sure this'll work? - If there's one thing I know,
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Reese's answers will not get him into the Krelboyne class.
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I'm emotionally disturbed?
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Oh, we don't use those terms. This isn't about labeling.
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A blue folder with an asterisk next to your name
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just means that you get a little more special help than other kids.
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Hey, Bill. This one's named Dewey.
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Dewey, Dewey, Dewey.
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Okay. There's no yelling, no kicking, no hitting,
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no physical touching of any kind.
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You are allowed to cry, if you do it quietly.
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Find a seat wherever you can.
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- Hey, could you scratch my nose? - What's that?
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Oh.
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You can ignore the sign.
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They put you in with the Buseys?
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Yeah, it's real interesting.
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Today, we learned about our greatest enemies,
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Mr. Matches and Mr. Talk-Out-Of-Turn.
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Oh, and I also got to see a crane lower a flight simulator
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in the Krelboyne class.
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- My God. Does Mom know? - You're still alive, so no.
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I'm so sorry. I swear I'll fix this.
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Just don't tell Mom. Please, please don't tell Mom.
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You know, I like the begging, but it needs something.
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Better, but still not enough.
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Dewey, this is my paycheck. There's $98.00 here.
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I will give you everything I make until you get out of that class.
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- Hi, boys. - Hey.
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Did Mrs. Welsh tell you when they'd get your test results?
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- I got them. - And he's in the Krelboyne class,
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just like you wanted. I hope you're happy.
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You've ruined his life. Come on, Dewey.
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Well, I'm not an escape artist.
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Okay. Now that Chad has apologized
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to Lester, Max, Zoe, Phoebe, Garth, Michelle, and Linda,
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we can now try, once again,
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to read Polar Express in as normal a way as we can possibly manage.
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Hanson?
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Indoor muffler.
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Okay, I want you to open this book to page seven and read. No motorcycle.
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Just say exactly what's on the page.
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No motorcycle.
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No motorcycle.
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No motorcycle.
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No motorcycle.
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Okay, okay. That's enough reading.
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Why don't we try some more quiet time?
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Why did you do that?
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- When did you read that book? - Three years ago.
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Me too. All of us did.
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They treat us like we're stupid instead of just weird.
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This place is slowly killing me.
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Oh, look. We made it to recess.
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Jeffy, you're not an arm's length from Carrie.
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Why don't we have recess with the other kids?
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We make them too sad.
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- Mrs. Welsh? - May I help you?
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I'm Malcolm, Dewey's brother.
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I have to talk about the test Dewey took.
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I can only discuss that with his parents.
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See, that's just it. I can get in a lot of trouble for coming here,
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but I have to tell you why his test came out the way it did.
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Our mom has a substance abuse problem,
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and she had a huge relapse the morning he took the test.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, which is why she can't find out I came here.
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I don't wanna say she's dangerous because she's...
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you know, my mom, and I love her.
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Wow. Well, I can tell you really care about your family.
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It's been really hard.
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Let's see what I can do. I don't think we have to bother
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- your mom with this. - Thanks.
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I'll do everything through your dad. Thanks for the heads-up.
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Wow. Ten messages from Dewey's counselor.
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- Maybe I should-- - Practice so we can win this?
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Right. Five, six, seven, eight.
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One, two, three, and four, and boogie shake, boogie shake,
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and slide and slide.
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These jazz shoes have helped my kick turns.
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Totally worth 150 bucks.
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- Hal? - Uh-oh. Here comes Yoko.
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It's 5:00 in the morning. You've been up all night.
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I know you think this is silly and that I've just gone off the deep end,
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but this isn't like the other times.
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I have a gift, and it would be wrong for me to turn my back on that.
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Right. I see we've entered phase two.
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Which is fine, as long as you follow the rules.
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You have to go to work. You have to eat. You cannot involve the children.
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- And you're freezing the joint account. - Did it last week.
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Good night, Fred. Ginger.
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I thought it was Fred and Barney.
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Take your tissue and carefully twist it to make a flower.
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Then you make a bouquet by carefully...
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stacking them.
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Go slow. This isn't a race.
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Why do all our art projects use tissues?
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Because tissues are soft and nontoxic.
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This way no one gets hurt, and no one sues the school.
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This program can't handle another lawsuit.
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I only get paid for four days a week as it is.
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But it's ridiculous. We have to do math without pencils,
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do history without hardcover books.
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- Can't we at least have some art supplies? - Art supplies mean scissors, paste.
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These children stab with scissors. They eat paste.
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Some of them tried to eat scissors. This one tried to stab with paste.
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Teachers are supposed to help their students.
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Maybe you wouldn't be so unhappy all the time if you tried a little harder.
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Look, Dewey, you're not gonna make it through the year with that attitude.
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You just have to take all your hopes and dreams and let them die.
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Then maybe you won't end up staring at a clock at 4 in the morning
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wishing you had kissed more ass in grad school.
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Thanks for trying.
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I swear, if you can get the paste, I'll stab him for you.
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And then he was chopped up and eaten by wolves
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because that's what happens to babies who pull hair.
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- What are you doing here? - Malcolm, who is it?
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Don't worry. I have a master's degree in conflict resolution.
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- Can I help you? - I'm Mrs. Welsh, Dewey's counselor.
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Let me just tell you how much I admire your courage.
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- Thank you. - Your son Malcolm came to see me...
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- No, I didn't. - Let me do what I do.
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He was worried that Dewey had been placed in the wrong class.
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Malcolm, how dare you? You made your feelings very clear,
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but you had no right to do something like that.
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I did look through Dewey's records, his test results don't match up
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with his classroom performance. There may be grounds to retest him.
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Oh, no. Absolutely not. You're not gonna take this from my son.
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He deserves to be in that class. He needs to be in that class.
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- Don't think I won't fight you on this. - I didn't come here to upset you.
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The last thing that anyone wants is for you to feel out of control.
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You'll see out of control if you don't leave Dewey where he belongs.
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You don't wanna mess with this family.
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We'll talk in a month or so
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when you're feeling stronger. I'll work around any of your meetings.
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I can't believe the way that woman talked to you.
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I unsuccessfully tried to keep Dewey out of the Krelboyne class,
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- but she had no right to do that. - Put a cork in it.
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Don't think you're not in trouble because your plan didn't work.
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♪ All around the world ♪
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Oh, that was just great. Which kids are yours?
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Those two.
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You guys are totally gonna be my new save screen.
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Don't let it get to you.
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Soon, they're gonna feel as stupid as they think we look.
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- Let's rock. - Yeah.
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Hey, I thought we're supposed to have the same costume.
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They're almost the same.
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Whoa.
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Ow! Ow.
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My ankle's twisted. Once again, I fly too close to the sun.
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- But we have to dance. - I can't. You have to go on.
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We've worked too long and too hard to stop now.
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Now go out there and win that coupon for two free medium pizzas for both of us.
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I know we've had our disagreements over the amount of time
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I spent doing this,
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but I don't think there's anyone else I could do this with.
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- What do you say? - Oh, Hal...
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- I get the pizzas. - Okay.
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Bailey party...
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Much applause to your sparkling feet.
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♪ Sometimes when we touch ♪
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♪ The honesty's too much ♪
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♪ And I have to close my eyes And hide ♪
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♪ I want to hold you till I die ♪
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♪ Till we both break down and cry ♪
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♪ I want to hold you Till the fear in me subsides ♪
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♪ At times I'd like to break you ♪
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♪ Break you ♪
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♪ And drive you to... ♪
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Here comes the pencil turn. I can't watch.
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♪ At times I'd like to break through ♪
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♪ And hold you endlessly ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ I want to hold you till I die... ♪
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On any other man that would look ridiculous.
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♪ ...down and cry... ♪
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We've lost him, Lois. He belongs to everyone now.
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♪ ...in me subsides ♪
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Mr. Sheridan, why do motorcycles sound different
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when they're coming than when they're going away?
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Hanson, I'm trying to eat my lunch. By the time I explained it to you,
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you would have forgotten the question anyway.
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I think my brother Malcolm told me about that last summer.
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"It's the Doppler Effect, Dewey.
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Both sound and light travel at a constant speed,
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but their wavelengths get shorter or longer
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depending on whether
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they're moving towards you or away from you.
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Now put some pants on, you little freak."
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My imaginary friends are right. I am a genius.
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Basically, what it means is the sound waves from a motorcycle
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move away from it at the same speed in all directions.
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But if it's coming towards you,
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the sound waves get stacked closer and closer together,
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so the frequency goes up and the sound gets higher.
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Do you understand?
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Yeah.
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I do.
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Oh, my God.
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I learned something.
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I learned something. I learned something. I learned something.
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- Hanson... - I learned something.
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- I learned something. - Maybe you shouldn't learn things
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if you're gonna be so disruptive.
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Now sit down and be quiet.
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Everyone who hates this, follow me.
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Mm.
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No, mine.
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What are you doing?
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Please, children, calm down.
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Remember, quiet minds are happy minds. Let's say it together.
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Quiet minds are happy minds.
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Quiet minds are...
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I'm so glad that contest is finally behind you.
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- Yeah. - Now that that's out of your system,
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I could use more help with Jamie.
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He was up all night last night.
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So if you wouldn't mind taking the first shift tonight, I...
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Okay, Dewey, I have a new, much better plan.
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I broke into the principal's office and created a second, fictional Dewey,
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who lives in another district. I have to hack the school mainframe,
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but all you have to do is pretend you're dead for two days.
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Then we're back in business.
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Sounds great.
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Mom, Malcolm gave me the wrong answers to the Krelboyne test.
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I've been in the emotionally disturbed class for two weeks.
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Well, I'm sure you two have a lot to talk about.
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Dewey, guess what. I finally figured out what kind of genius I am.
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There it was, just staring me in the face.
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Oh, come on, Dewey, please stay awake.
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I've got so much to show you.