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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 13, Episode 5 — The Gang Gets New Wheels

because I'd like to discuss something very, very important.

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- Please. - We're gathered.

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Okay, so, now that you've gathered,

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I know that a lot has been on your minds

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these last couple weeks since I've been back.

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Burning questions about my personal life, yeah.

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I was gone. Now I'm back.

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That's been confusing for you. It's been overwhelming.

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The whole thing has been overwhelming for you.

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And you've danced around the topic for a while now

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but I would like for you all to know that I am ready now,

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and I think it's time to open it up to questions.

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Really. All those questions that you've got for me

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about what's going on, go ahead and ask them to me now.

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You want to ask me

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- I don't care. Do you care? - I mean, it doesn't really...

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I may go back. Yeah.

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- Okay. - Hmm.

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So, you guys want to ask me questions about my family.

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- I don't. - Yeah. Hey, listen,

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sometimes it's best to raise a family from a distance.

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- All right, dude. - Okay.

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Okay, so, if we're gonna sit here,

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and you guys are gonna insist on asking me personal questions,

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then be serious. All right? L-Look, look,

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so, if all of you are done with your stupid questions,

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okay, then I have a question to ask.

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- Where's what? - Where's what? Where's what?

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Where's my car, man?

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Where's my Range Rover?

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I'm sure you guys, like, stashed it somewhere safely,

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you know, in my absence. And that's cool. I get it.

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But now I want it back, so where-where is it?

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We didn't move you car. It's right where you left it.

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Goddamn it.

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that was... That was like a part of me.

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You know, I considered it part of my identity, really.

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'cause you've never owned a vehicle.

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- We own vehicles. - Yeah? Name one.

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Well, we had those matching Mongoose bikes back in the day.

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Yeah. And I felt like a piece of me was gone

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- when they got stolen. - Oh, that's right.

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- So it's not like I can't relate. - Yeah.

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Dude, I wonder if they have bikes around here.

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- Something like that. - They don't have bikes.

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- What are... - She's a beaut, right?

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How can I help?

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Yeah, no, she's cool. She's cool.

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you know, but there's a grace to it

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that I-I think I could probably work with.

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That being said, do you guys have any '93 models?

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Oh. Well, that sucks.

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Uh, well, I'll take... I'll take this one, then.

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Uh, it's-it's great,

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and I'm gonna drive it straight out of the showroom.

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So go ahead and open up those big doors

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or however the hell you get these cars in there. Open those up.

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- Come on. - Yes, yes. Um, oh, yeah.

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- about financing. - You never bought me a Range Rover.

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All I got were shit cars, which you guys crashed,

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and you certainly never reimbursed me.

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Yeah, yeah, quit your squawking, Dee.

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Hey, uh, Frank, this guy needs to talk financing.

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- This is the one I'm gonna get here. - Ooh.

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Very nice. Here you go, Dennis.

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- Yeah, all right. - That's for you.

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- There you go. - Yeah.

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- Uh, what is this, Frank? - That's $473.

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That's the Kelley Blue Book value of your car.

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- Hmm. - Okay.

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Yeah, that-that's not gonna be

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nearly enough to pay-pay for the down payment

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on this, on this car here, so...

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- Uh, is it? - Uh, no.

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Come on, man. What are you doing here? Why did you do this?

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I came here to buy myself a Range Rover.

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- It's a beauty. Look at that. - Hmm. Yeah.

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And-and I'm gonna pay full price,

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so take it out of there, please.

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That's right. It feels so good.

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I haven't bought myself a new car in ages.

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- I just need to see a driver's license. - Oh, yeah, yeah.

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I got it. Right here. Absolutely.

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There you are.

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Why not?

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1984.

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Dork.

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Jump this manhole.

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Nice.

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Bro, bro, I feel like a carefree, young kid

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Yeah! Me too.

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Why did we stop riding these things in the first place?

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Dude, Shawn Dumont and their buddies,

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Shawn Dumont. That's right.

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- What an asshole. - Yeah.

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"What are you gonna do about it?"

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What are you gonna do about it. And what can you say to that?

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That's, like, the perfect line.

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It ends all conversations.

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You know, I'm starting to think that Dennis was right.

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It's like what you ride is your identity.

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It-It's like who you are. It's like, this,

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this feels like who I am.

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- He stole our identity. - Cool bikes.

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Oh.

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Hey, thanks, man. Uh...

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your bike's really cool, too.

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You guys look like you're 40.

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- Well, we are 40. - Do you have

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the same bike as your boyfriend? Gay!

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- 'cause I could do much better than him. - Really?

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- Then why don't you, Mac? - It's difficult out there.

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You guys will understand when you get older.

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Oh, don't push your agenda on them.

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- at least one of them... - You guys suck.

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Oh, okay.

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- Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! - Sorry. Go, go, go.

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Go. Go. Go, Charlie, go!

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Hey-ho. Look alive.

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Yeah. You know, personally, I never saw myself

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in an economy car, but I got to tell you,

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Yeah, so, I've been gone for a while.

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I'm sure you noticed.

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But now I'm back on the scene, you know? Doing my rounds.

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See where the housewives are posted up. Have a good time.

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You know, do me a favor, keep it out front for me,

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because I don't think I'm gonna... Oh.

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Probably doesn't speak English.

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Hey-o.

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What up, ding-dong?

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Whoa, what is this? Wh-What am I seeing?

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Oh, what, you like my new beast?

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- How are you in this car? - Well, it's Frank's car.

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But, uh, until he gets his license back,

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it's mine. I'm gonna drive it.

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I just got to drop him off where he needs to go.

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Just dropped him off at driver's ed.

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And I got to tell you, Dennis.

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I get why you want to be a Range Rover man.

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You know, it's kind of like you're up on a throne

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a-and you-you're looking down on all the minions, you know?

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- Very powerful. Yeah. Oh. - Right. Right. Right.

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Thank you. You just, uh, keep it out front.

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- Oh, yeah. - Don't bother. He doesn't speak English.

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- Of course, ma'am. - Thank you.

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No, I mean, he didn't spe... He doesn't, um...

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- Huh? - I'm-I'm saying he doesn't...

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- What were you saying? - He doesn't always speak English.

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Sometimes he's... I come here a lot, so, yeah.

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Uh, anyway, you want to hear something that's really cool?

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- All right. - I drove all the way here

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and barely used an ounce of gas.

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Now, that is both economically and environmentally responsible.

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- So... - Excuse me.

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Is that the 2018?

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Oh, it most certainly is.

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I was just telling my friend Brenda here

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that she needs to upgrade.

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- She is still driving a 2013. - All right.

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Oh.

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Are you loving it? I mean, just loving it?

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I tell you what, I am loving it. And, Brenda, you got to upgrade,

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you stupid bitch. Okay? Don't be a dumb idiot.

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- Oh, you are fun. - Eh.

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- Would you like to join us for lunch? - Oh, yes.

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Uh, you know, ladies,

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you know, while we're on the subject of cars,

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um, I actually drove here in a Prius today...

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Oh, so you don't have a Range Rover.

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Uh, well, no.

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- I just said I have a Prius... - No? Okay.

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Then why are we talking to you?

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- Come on. - Oh, my gosh.

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So when you come to a four-way stop,

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who has the right of way?

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Okay, what you want to do is,

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you want to lurch into the intersection.

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It's like, kind of like a game of chicken.

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You lurch and then you lurch, you lurch some more,

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and whoever doesn't flinch gets to go first.

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Mr. Reynolds, if you would just look at the book.

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Well, e-excuse me, in all due respect,

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but this book does not have the real rules of the road in here.

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There's nothing in this book about the Asians.

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You can't be PC

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on the road and expect to live.

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You will die.

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You go to a four-way stop,

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and you think the rules of the road are going to apply

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to an 80-year-old Asian woman, you're gonna get blasted.

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Right. Well, we are out of time

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for today. I urge you all

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to study what's in the book and not listen to this man here.

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Bruh, that shit was hilarious.

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You're gonna fail so hard, man.

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I can't afford to fail. I ca...

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- You mind if I cheat off you? - Yeah, maybe.

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- Yeah. - What's in it for me?

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I'll buy you a case of beer.

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Nah, I never get carded.

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Cigs? Weed? Blow?

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Nah, I'm in high school, man. I can get all that shit.

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- How about porno? Yeah. - Porno?

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Dude, I've got a phone.

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I've been looking at porno since I was, like, 10.

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No, I'm talking about the real thing.

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- The real shit? - Yeah, the real deal.

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- All right. - Yeah?

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- Yeah. - Let's go.

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Hey, man.

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- Whoa. - How's it going?

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Wha-What are you doing?

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Oh. I'm John. Aren't you my Uber?

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Am-am I your Uber? No, I...

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Oh, okay. Okay.

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Yeah, I think I see what's happening here.

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Yeah, no, no, I'm-I'm not your Uber, I'm not your ride.

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- Oh, God. - So, yeah.

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Yeah, so why don't you... um, why don't you get out?

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Yeah, sorry, man. Nice car, by the way.

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Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Yeah, no, it is a...

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It is a nice car, isn't it? Yeah.

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Yeah, nothing to be ashamed of.

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Not at all.

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It's very sensible. I Uber 'cause I drive this old piece of shit

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- that gets no mileage, so... - Ah. Yeah.

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- Hey, John, was it? - Mmm-hmm.

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That's a strong economy name.

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You know, it says so much, yet it says so little.

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Yeah, you got a good economy face on you, too.

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- What? - Eh.

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Hey, man, I got to get going.

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I have some friends from my fantasy league coming over,

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- so I should find my ride. - Hey, I like sports, too.

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Yeah, I do, but I've never really engaged with the fantasy element of it.

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- No? Oh, it's the best. - No.

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And daily fantasy makes every game matter.

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- Huh. - You get way more bang for your buck.

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Ah. Well, that's economical.

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I... You know what? That makes total sense.

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I think I'm, I think I'm starting to understand now.

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It always seemed foolish to me before,

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but this economy car has got me thinking

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I could enjoy economy activities.

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You know what, John. Cancel your ride.

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I'll drive you to your fantasy.

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Thanks, man.

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- Yeah. - Huh.

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Aw, dude, when was the last time we bought baseball cards, man?

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I don't know, but it's fun, dude,

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and it's also, like, a great investment, right?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I got a Chuck Knoblauch!

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- That's, like, pre-yips, man. - Pre-yips?

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- Yeah. - That could be worth a fortune!

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Yeah, it's gonna be worth a lot, man. He was good.

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See, this is what I feel like we missed out on.

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Like-like, our whole lives could've been different

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if those bikes weren't stolen, you know?

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Yeah, I know.

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Wait. Where's your bike?

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Ah, shit.

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Yeah, bro, I don't know if I'm down

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for whatever you got planned out here.

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- I mean... - No, no. Here you go.

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- What the hell is... - This is, this is it.

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This is it. This is it. This is where I kept it.

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Check this out. Huh?

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Check this out. Trésor.

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- Check this out. Yeah. - Trésor?

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Look at this. Look at that.

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Skank. Hold on to that.

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- Look at this. Score. - Okay, but...

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- Look at it. This is... - Brah, I-I thought, I thought

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you was gonna get me laid, all right?

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- That would have been lit. - Huh? Well, this is just...

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- This shit's just weird as hell. - Well, no...

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- I mean, the plastic bags? Come on, man. - Well, the...

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Look, my-my boy Dennis is tight with the girls.

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He's gonna get you laid, but you got to help me pass that test.

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Here, check this out. look at that. Ooh!

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- Oh, yeah. Hey, hey. No, no. - Huh? That's nice. Wait.

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Hold that up. I want to get it for my Instagram story.

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Yeah, that was good. That was good. Here you go, here you go.

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- Check this out. Ho! - Oh!

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This shit's weird as hell, man.

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Yeah.

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I mean, sure, it feels a little fast.

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And at first I thought it was 'cause I had the newest model,

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but that's not it.

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They recognize me for who I really am.

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You know, my true identity.

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They, uh, invited me to Turks and Caicos for Karen's birthday

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on a private jet.

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That's when I was like, "Okay, well, which one is it?

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"Turks or Caicos? 'Cause I'm not invited back on Caicos."

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Why aren't you laughing?

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No. Well, you probably don't speak English.

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I speak English. It's just not funny.

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- Oh, my God. - Oh.

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Deandra, that massage was everything.

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- Was it? - Ah. We deserve it.

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- Mmm. - At least I do.

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I just wish my second husband came with a dimmer switch.

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I forgot how much energy men in their 20s have.

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Oh.

#343

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Karen upgraded. Her first husband was, like, 70.

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- Mmm. - Now she's got a boy toy

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with 5% body fat. Yum.

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Karen, you dog.

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But his brain is the size of a pea,

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- so conversations are like pulling teeth. - Hmm.

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You don't have to worry about these things

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- 'cause you've never been married. - That's true.

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The fuck is that supposed to mean?

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Oh, Karen, you bitch.

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You dumb idiot. You stupid savage.

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You're not the alpha here, you crusty-ass fool.

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Oh, I'm gonna cuck you so hard.

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Your boy toy... He's mine.

#357

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I will destroy you.

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I am a 2018 Range Rover woman.

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I am a golden goddess.

#360

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Who are you, idiot?

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Savage!

#362

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Idiot!

#363

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Yo, yo, Den dog, we're here. Hey.

#364

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Hey, Frankie.

#365

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- Hey, how you doing? - What's up? Hey.

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- Hey, thanks for inviting us. - Yeah.

#367

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Hey, uh, listen, everybody, this is my friend Frank

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- and his, uh, friend. His-his, uh... - Hey.

#369

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- ...young friend. - Mmm-hmm.

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- Thanks for inviting us. Yeah. - Make yourself at home.

#371

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- Hey. Hey. - Yeah. Hey.

#372

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Uh, what do you think, guys? It's pretty great, right?

#373

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John's got a pretty nice setup.

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You know, he's got great Wi-Fi, too,

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which is great for playing fantasy sports.

#376

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We're-we're doing a little fantasy baseball right now.

#377

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Is this the dude you're talking about?

#378

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Uh, yeah. Mmm, yeah.

#379

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Don't embarrass me, man.

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- I'm not embarrassing you. - Dennis.

#381

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- This place is weak, bro. - Oh.

#382

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- Bro. - It's not... No, not weak.

#383

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Who is... Yeah. Not weak, guy.

#384

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I mean, these guys, they-they totally get it.

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You know what I mean? Hey, look.

#386

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They work hard, but they play hard, you know?

#387

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They play fantasy hard, too.

#388

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Yeah. I really want to show you this lineup I...

#389

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Dennis?

#390

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At least hit on the one chick that's here.

#391

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Oh. Uh, no. That's-that's Tara, and I think, uh...

#392

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I think John's got a little bit of a thing for her, so...

#393

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You lose your mojo?

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I didn't lose my mojo.

#395

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- I still got my... - Yeah, you got it.

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- You got the moves? - I got my mojo.

#397

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- I said you-you... - What are you doing?

#398

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- Uh, Insta story. - Kids.

#399

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Cool. What is it?

#400

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It's video, bro.

#401

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Uh, okay. What do I do?

#402

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Like, should I do, like, a thing, or...

#403

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Oh, this dude sucks.

#404

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What are you doing, man? I don't suck. Dude, I'll suck you.

#405

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- You'll suck me? - No, that's...

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- That's not what I meant. - Oh, that's perfect, man.

#407

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What are you, what are you gonna do with that, dude?

#408

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- Don't put that out in the world. - Go, go, go, go.

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- Go hit on the girl, will you? - Yeah.

#410

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- I'll show you what sucks, huh? - Let's go. Let's see it.

#411

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- I'll hit on Tara, man. You'll see. - I want to watch. Let's go.

#412

⇓

- Who is this guy? - Come on.

#413

⇓

- Watch this. Watch this. - All right. All right.

#414

⇓

Yo.

#415

⇓

- Hey, what's up? - Hey, what's up, man?

#416

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Um, oh, cooking. You... What is that, chili? Cool.

#417

⇓

- Yeah. - Did you make enough for everybody?

#418

⇓

- Yeah, you want some? - Oh, no. It makes me... Makes me fart.

#419

⇓

I don't want to, I don't want to fart right now.

#420

⇓

Um... I noticed you were wearing a hat,

#421

⇓

and that's... That's pretty cool.

#422

⇓

Like, I don't see a lot of, like, girls wearing hats,

#423

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you know, and I'm wearing a hat, too, you know.

#424

⇓

It's like, it's like we're... It's like we're hat twins.

#425

⇓

You know what I mean? Yeah.

#426

⇓

And I-I have a twin.

#427

⇓

I mean, I am a twin. Like, I'm part...

#428

⇓

I'm one part of a twin. Uh...

#429

⇓

I have a twin sister, is what I'm trying to say.

#430

⇓

Mmm.

#431

⇓

Yeah, she farts a shit ton, man.

#432

⇓

Yeah. I-I don't have that.

#433

⇓

Like, everything makes her...

#434

⇓

Everything makes her fart.

#435

⇓

- I'm gonna get back in there. - Yeah.

#436

⇓

- Yeah. - The Minnesota Twins.

#437

⇓

- You know what I'm saying? - Yeah, they're a team.

#438

⇓

Mmm.

#439

⇓

It was pretty cool.

#440

⇓

We're gonna hit the road. Uh...

#441

⇓

- Are you guys gonna take off? - Yeah, we're gonna

#442

⇓

- take off. - Be good though, bro.

#443

⇓

- Word. Word. - See you, man.

#444

⇓

Look, just pedal faster.

#445

⇓

I'm going as fast as I can, bro. You tacked on

#446

⇓

- a little too much mass, I think. - Don't blame this on me, dude.

#447

⇓

- Are you doing the leg routine I gave you? - I'm so tired

#448

⇓

- of doing your routines, man. - Are you drinking the Fight Milk?

#449

⇓

It makes me so sick!

#450

⇓

- There it is! - Oh, shit! That is it!

#451

⇓

- Hey! - Hey, punks!

#452

⇓

- That's our bike. - Well, it's ours now.

#453

⇓

What are you gonna do about it?

#454

⇓

Listen, you little piece of shit. I'm gonna...

#455

⇓

Yo, whoa! Hey! The hell is this?

#456

⇓

What are you doing? You yelling at my kid?

#457

⇓

- Uh, thank you for coming out, sir. - You all right?

#458

⇓

Uh, I believe that your son and his friends stole a bike.

#459

⇓

I'm sorry, Stephen stole your son's bike?

#460

⇓

- Uh, no. He stole our bike. - Let me talk to my son.

#461

⇓

- Let's see if we can get down to it, okay? - Okay. Okay. Thank you.

#462

⇓

- Dude, do you know who that is? - No.

#463

⇓

That's Shawn Dumont, who stole our bike in seventh grade.

#464

⇓

- That's him. - That's Shawn Dumont?

#465

⇓

- Holy shit, you're right. - I know. He got fat as shit, man.

#466

⇓

I almost didn't recognize him.

#467

⇓

Y-You know what, dude, I don't even care.

#468

⇓

I just want to get my bike and let's just go

#469

⇓

- and have fun. - Let's just get back to it. All right.

#470

⇓

Let's not get tripped up by that.

#471

⇓

Okay, good news. He didn't steal it.

#472

⇓

What? Uh, yeah, he did. It's-it's right there.

#473

⇓

I'm looking at it. You want to take a look?

#474

⇓

No, no. He says he didn't steal it.

#475

⇓

And, you know, he didn't steal it.

#476

⇓

- Okay? - Well, no, that is definitely our bike,

#477

⇓

- a-and we want it back, okay? - Yeah, we want it back.

#478

⇓

What are you gonna do about it?

#479

⇓

Uh... Uh...

#480

⇓

- Nothing, yeah. - Nothing.

#481

⇓

- Yeah. That's what I thought. - Damn it.

#482

⇓

Dude, it's the perfect line, dude. There's no coming back

#483

⇓

- from that. - It's just like, when you say it,

#484

⇓

it just ends the whole thing.

#485

⇓

Damn it.

#486

⇓

I can't believe this happened again.

#487

⇓

Son of a bitch.

#488

⇓

Dee! - Hey.

#489

⇓

What a nice surprise. I wasn't expecting you. You know,

#490

⇓

I was just telling Brenda about my new bed linens.

#491

⇓

- Oh. - Egyptian cotton,

#492

⇓

thousand thread count. You got to see them.

#493

⇓

Oh, I-I've seen them.

#494

⇓

I've seen them real up close and personal.

#495

⇓

- I'm sorry? - You heard me.

#496

⇓

This spinster spun a web that swallowed your boy toy up whole.

#497

⇓

I am a goddess.

#498

⇓

Okay, I'm having a hard time following what you're...

#499

⇓

I am a golden goddess, you idiot.

#500

⇓

Savage idiots!

#501

⇓

And I banged your man.

#502

⇓

Aidan!

#503

⇓

Where the hell were you?

#504

⇓

The test was this morning!

#505

⇓

- I failed so hard! - Dude,

#506

⇓

my mom saw the Instagram with all the porn and shit.

#507

⇓

She said no phone privileges and no license.

#508

⇓

I'm-I'm grounded, bro.

#509

⇓

Aw! Moms are so not lit.

#510

⇓

Hey, but, yo, I did get laid last night.

#511

⇓

- That's lit. - Yeah.

#512

⇓

- Get out! - Who's the alpha now,

#513

⇓

- huh, Karen? - Get off my property, bitch!

#514

⇓

How could you have done this to me?

#515

⇓

Frank?

#516

⇓

Deandra, what the hell are you doing here?

#517

⇓

Oh, my God. You're the creepy old man

#518

⇓

from Aidan's Instagram stories.

#519

⇓

Aidan and I are study buddies.

#520

⇓

Your husband's taking driver's ed? Well, I tell you what,

#521

⇓

I showed him how to drive stick last night.

#522

⇓

Aidan's my son!

#523

⇓

What's that?

#524

⇓

What's up, Dee?

#525

⇓

- Oh... - Brenda, call the police. Now.

#526

⇓

No, no. All right.

#527

⇓

- Um... Oh, my God. - B-Bye-bye. Let's go.

#528

⇓

- Get out of here. Keys? - That's right. Go.

#529

⇓

- Are you sure about this? - Yes, dude.

#530

⇓

Shawn Dumont is an asshole.

#531

⇓

He stole our bikes and he stole our identities.

#532

⇓

I can't believe he's getting away with this, man.

#533

⇓

You know what? We got to do what we should've done

#534

⇓

- 30 years ago. - Yes. Yes.

#535

⇓

- You're right. - You ready?

#536

⇓

Yeah. Shawn Dumont. That prick.

#537

⇓

- Son of a bitch. - That goddamn prick.

#538

⇓

Yo, I'm gonna steal my dad's vape pen.

#539

⇓

I know where he hides that shit.

#540

⇓

Hey, you.

#541

⇓

- Dennis. - Oh, boy.

#542

⇓

It has been a long-ass day. It is definitely beer o'clock.

#543

⇓

- What's up? - There is always Coors

#544

⇓

- in the garage fridge, bro. - Oh.

#545

⇓

Clutch!

#546

⇓

What's up?

#547

⇓

Jonathan!

#548

⇓

What's up?

#549

⇓

What is this?

#550

⇓

What am I seeing?

#551

⇓

This is that gas guzzler I was mentioning.

#552

⇓

- Oh. - I don't know.

#553

⇓

I think I'm gonna donate it to the fire department

#554

⇓

- or something. - C-Can...

#555

⇓

Can I...

#556

⇓

C-Can I purchase it from...

#557

⇓

I will purchase it from you.

#558

⇓

The Blue Book value, I'll-I'll give you double.

#559

⇓

Deal.

#560

⇓

- Be gone from me now. - What?

#561

⇓

Be gone from me, you soy boy beta cuck.

#562

⇓

The transaction is complete.

#563

⇓

Dennis, I don't understand.

#564

⇓

Be gone!

#565

⇓

Never gonna give you up

#566

⇓

Never gonna let you down

#567

⇓

Never gonna run around...

#568

⇓

Hey! Charlie? Mac?

#569

⇓

- Dennis! - Guys.

#570

⇓

The cops, the parents, they're all after us.

#571

⇓

How'd you get a Range Rover? Let's just get in. Get in.

#572

⇓

- Oh, man, we did a bad thing. - Yeah, get in.

#573

⇓

- Go! - Oh, Jesus.

#574

⇓

Hey, get us out of here, man. Go, go, go.

#575

⇓

We did a bad thing, dude. I think I killed a kid.

#576

⇓

He did. I saw him. I think the kid's dead.

#577

⇓

Doesn't matter.

#578

⇓

Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it

#579

⇓

Inside we both know what's been going on

#580

⇓

What the hell is going on here?

#581

⇓

Hey!

#582

⇓

- Hey, Dee, Frank, what's up? - Hey.

#583

⇓

We almost got T-boned by an Asian.

#584

⇓

It was totally my fault. She did everything by the book.

#585

⇓

Very surprising.

#586

⇓

- Also, Dee banged a kid. - Ah.

#587

⇓

No, no, I was trying to cuck a bitch...

#588

⇓

It doesn't matter. It's okay.

#589

⇓

You're in the Range Rover now. All is well.

#590

⇓

Never gonna say good-bye

#591

⇓

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

#592

⇓

Never gonna give you up

#593

⇓

Never gonna let you down

#594

⇓

Never gonna run around and desert you

#595

⇓

Never gonna make you cry

#596

⇓

Never gonna say good-bye

#597

⇓

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

#598

⇓

Ooh

#599

⇓

Give you up, ooh

#600

⇓

Give you up, ooh

#601

⇓

Never gonna give, never gonna give

#602

⇓

Give you up, ooh

#603

⇓

Never gonna give, never gonna give

#604

⇓

Give you up

#605

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