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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 4, Episode 7 โ€” Malcolm Holds His Tongue

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Hey, Mom, I grew an inch!
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โ™ช Life is unfair โ™ช
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Stevie, come on. That's 10 in a row.
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I'm sick of this.
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Come back, please. I'll find us a ride.
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It's not my fault I can't drive us.
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You're the one who had his license taken away!
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Don't ever date anyone smarter than you.
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My bad.
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Being on the team is the best thing that happened to me,
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and I don't wanna screw it up.
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All I'm saying is that if we wanna win, which I think we do,
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it seems to me, we should be using an offense
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If you thought about it for just a second,
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you'd realize you need to make some changes.
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What the hell is wrong with me?
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Why can't I just learn to shut up?
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We're the same.
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Malcolm!
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after you've used it?
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Is that so hard?
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If it is, maybe we should take your towel away.
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Gee, Mom, wouldn't the front yard be more humiliating?
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- Sorry. - And I don't want any--
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- What did you say? - I'm sorry.
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I can see you boys are studying,
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so maybe this is isn't the best time to deal with this.
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Do you want any sodas, or anything?
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Sure you like your birthday present?
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Dad, the boots are perfect, they're just what I wanted.
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Listen they were really expensive, so take good care of them.
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I will. Don't worry about it.
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Thanks again, Dad.
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What the hell are you doing?
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until they are completely dry,
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even if it takes days.
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And when you're done, they fit like a glove.
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I know it seems drastic, but believe me, I know what I'm doing.
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Those are $300 boots you just ruined.
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"And everyone but the rabbit, lived happily ever after."
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And the moral of that fable, son,
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is that turtles are pathological liars who won't give you their gold.
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Got it.
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Dad?
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It's like watching the gods return to Olympus.
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- Oh, hello. Excuse me. - Hey.
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What is this called?
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We're race-walking.
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I've never seen anything like it.
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The style, the grace.
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Well, it's not all just about looking good.
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It's the best low impact aerobic exercise ever invented,
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despite what you hear from all those Tai chi punks.
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Yeah, but how do you do it?
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The International Race-walking Federation specifies
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you must have one foot on the ground at all times.
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- One foot. - And your front leg must remain straight
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until it's completely under you.
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Something like this?
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Hey. I think you've got it!
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Look at that, guys! I think we got ourselves a natural.
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Wow, look at me!
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I can walk!
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- Yeah! - Right!
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So then what happens is I'm sitting there, eating,
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when Carla comes up to me.
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She's completely furious at me, because Cody dumped her.
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I mean, yeah, I'm the one who set them up, but does that make it my responsibility?
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Why are you asking me? I don't even know these people.
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I know, I know.
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I can see her side too, but she was completely screaming at me.
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And now I feel bad, because she was crying,
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and I just kept thinking, "Did I do something so totally wrong?"
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I honestly don't care. My parents are gonna be home any minute.
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Can we please start making out while we still have time?
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Uh-uh.
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Oh, Malcolm, thank you so much.
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I'm so lucky to have you. You make me feel so good.
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Wow, this is fantastic.
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I'm never gonna say what's on my mind ever again.
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All I have to do is keep my mouth shut.
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Just not say a word, let her do the talking, and--
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Dad, please. The concert's Saturday night.
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I need a ride!
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Reese, no.
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Your mom has to work, and my car's in the shop.
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You'll just have to find someone else.
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Are my hips even?
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Watch my butt while I walk.
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Dad, I swear to God, if you don't drive me,
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I will leave home forever!
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Or I'll never leave, whatever's worse.
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It's your choice, pal.
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I think you're going to like this.
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Yeah, yeah, I get it.
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I put it in my mouth, your toe nail clippings are in it,
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I spit it out, and you've got it all on video.
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It's been done.
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I am so sorry about that.
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But we've both grown up a lot,
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and I have a proposal I think you might find interesting.
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It's still warm.
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Now, I know a hip guy like you, keeps up with the current music scene.
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It's short notice, and you're probably not even available...
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What are you talking about?
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There's a concert this Saturday,
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and Alison and I were wondering if you'd like to go.
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You want me to go to a concert with you?
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Yeah, pretty much.
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But the real fun part is the drive there and the drive back.
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I don't have to tell you, right?
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I mean, look who I'm talking to,
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a single, middle-aged guy with a cat?
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- You know all about the dating scene. - Well, sure, that's my rep, but--
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I mean, it's not like you're even excited to go out on a real date.
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It's not like something that you'd be bragging about.
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Of course not, I mean, who cares?
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But if people were to ask, I'm not forbidden to tell them, am I?
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Not at all. This is going to be great.
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And you say I can tell people, right?
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Hello, everybody.
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- Hey, Hal! - Hey, it's "The Natural."
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I have to tell you, Hal,
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Never seen anybody take to the sport as fast as you.
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What's it been, three days? Already, you're better than I am.
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Now, now, it's not about the competition.
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I mean, it's not a race, right?
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Whoa!
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Only a matter of time until we're surrounded.
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We have to get word to Allied Command, but radio messages will be intercepted.
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You think I don't know that? I've sent for our secret weapon.
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You called for me, sir?
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Corporal.
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I don't need to tell you the fate of the entire free world
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depends on you delivering this message to Allied Command by morning.
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My God, that's 60 miles away.
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I'll say hello to the boys at HQ for you over waffles, sir.
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Let's just thank God he's on our side.
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Oh, my God, it's Wheeler.
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- No. No. - Great.
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Again?
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He must be back from the nationals.
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On your left.
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On your left!
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- On your right. - On your left.
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- On your right. - On you left.
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Okay, just be cool.
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No matter what he says, don't say anything.
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How much simpler can it get?
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You pass, pass, pass,
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dribble, dribble, pass, dribble, pass, shoot!
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Um, excuse me, coach.
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Well, well, well.
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Look who's here.
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Coach, I'd like to apologize for the other day.
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I'd like to get back on the team.
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So, you'd like to apologize and get back on the team?
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I think I just said that, yes.
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Do you know what this is?
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A symbol of my authority.
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They don't just hand these whistles out to just anybody.
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It means that I'm in charge.
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I call the plays. Understood?
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Yeah, it's a magic whistle that makes you all-powerful.
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All right. You're back on the team.
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Time!
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- 25 minutes and 43.2 seconds. - Damn!
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Are you sure you started it exactly when I called you from work?
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Yes. Do you want me to lie to you?
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All right, go ahead and log in the time, son.
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Hey, Malcolm, come here.
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I need you to help me make sense of all these times.
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Now, these are the last three days.
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Some of these are with the cap, some without.
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Some with bike shorts, some without.
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One with both, one in just my pajamas.
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You can whip up some kind of scientific analysis of this, right?
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Sure, I've got nothing better to do with the rest of my life.
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- Okay. - You're a good son.
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By the way, how much allowance are we giving you?
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What family do you live in?
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- Nothing, why? - Well, how does five bucks a week sound?
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- Great. - Hey!
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Ah! He's older, and he doesn't give me as much malarkey when I ask for a favor.
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You biting your nails again? Those look horrible.
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No. They're fine.
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I've only got two minutes.
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A woman thinks I'm looking in the stock room for a humidifier.
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I want you to listen to this tape,
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and tell me whether you think it's better to go ELO-Kansas-Doobies,
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Or Doobies-Kansas-ELO. I'm not telling you which one I'm voting for.
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- What are you talking about? - The mix tape.
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For our date.
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Didn't you get my e-mails, messages, or the notes I left under your door?
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I have a lot of homework to do during the week,
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- and I can't really spend-- - Look, just listen to it tonight
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and get back to me with your top four choices.
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What do you think for a shirt? I like the blue.
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I'm worried the open-collar look is a bit racy.
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You don't have any pants on.
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That's what these are for.
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I want you to pick your favorites, then we'll decide what goes together.
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Whatever.
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I am gonna call you a million times before Saturday.
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I haven't been this excited in years.
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Now I know why people look forward to weekends.
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โ™ช Put the pedal to the metal and I'm off Never getting lost โ™ช
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โ™ช Which way will I turn When roads cross?โ™ช
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โ™ช Put the pedal to the metal a little more It's scary โ™ช
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โ™ช One thing for sure Keep my foot on the floor โ™ช
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โ™ช Put the pedal to the metal and I'm off Never getting lost โ™ช
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โ™ช Which way will I turn When roads cross? โ™ช
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โ™ช Put the pedal to the metal a little more It's scary โ™ช
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โ™ช But one thing for sure keep my foot on the floor โ™ช
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โ™ช Put the pedal to the metal And I'm off โ™ช
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โ™ช Put the pedal to the metal And I'm off โ™ช
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โ™ช Pedal to the metal and I'm off โ™ช
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Oh, please.
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You're not finished until you wipe the counters.
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Why don't I buff the floor and lick your shoes while I'm at it?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Look at me.
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- Are you on drugs? - What?
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You've been acting really strange lately, I wanna know what's going on.
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Well, no one in this house can tolerate it when someone's actually being pleasant!
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- Nothing. - Nothing?
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So everything's fine, everything's normal,
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you're not acting any different, and I'm just crazy?
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She's begging for it.
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Nail her!
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I'm fine, really.
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Well, you're looking tired. Let me finish.
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All right.
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Dad, please, it's been three hours.
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Come on, Wheeler, give me something.
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What's your secret?
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You're starting to ruin TV for me.
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I study your moves,
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I copy your techniques,
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but somehow you continue to blow me out of the water.
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Why? How?
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Maybe he's just better than you.
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Have you ever thought of that?
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Billy Vargas can spit 10 feet further than I can.
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I accept that.
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Why can't you?
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Oh, Dewey, maybe you're right.
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Maybe God didn't put me on this Earth to beat this guy.
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I mean, look at him.
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Perfect posture, great hip rotation, his--
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Wait a minute.
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Both feet off the ground at the same time.
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Dewey, do you see that?
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That's air.
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That-- That's air.
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That's it. I'm gonna go read a book!
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I hope you're happy!
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Now since Jeanette got the T-shirt from my last 50K,
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I think it's only fair to give you girls my socks.
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Oh, my God.
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Sorry to interrupt, Wheeler,
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but I thought we could have a little race.
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Apparently, this man's a lot like you girls.
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You all can't get enough of looking at my backside.
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This shouldn't take long.
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Oh, and just one more thing.
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This time, just to be different,
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- Yeah. - let's walk.
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- What are you talking about? - You thought no one would discover
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your dirty secret, didn't you?
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That clever little flail of the wrist every four steps, masking the hop.
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Can't fool the tape.
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The tape sees all and I see the tape.
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You are not a race walker at all.
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You're nothing but a common jogger.
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That is so rid--
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Don't worry. He won't get far.
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One-two-three, there.
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One-two-three, there.
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- One-two-three, there! - Go!
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So then, when I was 13,
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I got my first velour shirt, and everything changed.
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Suddenly, there was an opening in the astronomy club.
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People started sitting on my side of the bus.
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But I'm a Libra, so I like to think the best of people.
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So, Craig, I was telling Alison how well you focus on your driving.
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No, you were just telling me that if I really loved you,
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- I'd let you get under-- - You like to take long walks
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on the beach?
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I sure do.
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Plus, I'm a grand master at Battleship.
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I've got the hat if you'd like to see it.
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So, Ali, do you have any brothers, or sisters?
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What do you think you're doing? You don't talk to me.
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You just start kissing? I am a person.
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And I deserve some conversation and some of the social niceties
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before the kissing starts.
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I was okay when he pulled over, twice to change his shirt.
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I don't think he should be yelling.
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Okay, don't freak out. I can handle this.
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My family kind of owns him.
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You know, Craig, another thing girls really like
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is the strong, silent type.
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Craig, Craig, you just passed the concert!
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Oh, no, I don't think so.
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But there was a sign, and it had an arrow,
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and we're supposed to follow the pointy end.
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Oh, come on.
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There's other fun things we can do.
fun
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I thought we'd start with a hayride,
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and then a light dinner at Cicero's.
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Already tipped the violinist to drop at our table for the lady.
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Then I thought we'd cap off the evening
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with a nice, romantic bonfire at the lake.
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Craig, you are ruining our date!
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Now, listen here!
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Do you know how long I have dreamed and planned for this night?
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Thirty-four years!
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And I am not gonna let you, little brats, ruin it!
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We are gonna have a hayride and dinner and a bonfire!
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And this is gonna be a magical evening
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that will live in our hearts forever!
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- What's that on your glasses? - What?
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Oh, my God!
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Reese, you said she'd be nice to me!
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You said she'd like me!
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Yeah, let's ditch this loser.
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Okay, okay.
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See you at school.
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Why?
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Well, as you can see, Ms. Doubting Piama,
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it may have taken days and days of wearing sopping wet boots,
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but they are now snug, supple, and perfectly form-fitting.
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You were right, honey.
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Which would also make you...
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Mistaken.
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You know, I could push for a more abject admission of your wrongness,
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but I'm gonna be a bigger man.
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With better boots.
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Call me when you get tired of this.
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Could be late.
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If I hold out for a few days,
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maybe the fungus will eat the mushrooms.
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How can we be losing to a team that hasn't won a game in three years?
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Maybe because you're a complete moron!
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You know I can shoot!
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Why won't you put me in?
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For God's sake, that's it! Time-out!
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- Time out. - Everybody up, come on!
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All right, you yo-yos.
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Do you wanna know why we can't beat this team?
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Because you're not letting anyone shoot!
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They're just passing the ball back and forth!
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Nobody on this team has any heart. Not a man!
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You know, when the Allies first hit the beach at Iwo Jima,
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they didn't have better weapons than the Germans.
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They had something more than firepower!
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Have you completely lost your mind?
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Put me in!
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Let me shoot the ball!
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Not one of you has been able to forget about the water in your boots,
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or the sand in your mess kit
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long enough to focus on the success of the entire unit!
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Tell him to shut up and put you in.
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Tell him, tell him!
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Malcolm.
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You think you can follow my game plan?
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No, because you're a freaking idiot.
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I hate you.
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I wanna kill you and dance on your shallow grave!
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That's my game plan.
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All right, get in there.
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- Thanks. - Ew.
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Dude, that's gross.
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Ew, look.
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A peptic ulcer?
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How did you manage to get a peptic ulcer?
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The doctor said you have the stomach lining
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of a 60-year-old air traffic controller.
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You are a teenager, for God's sake. What do you have to be stressed about?
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For your information, I just spent the past three hours on a gurney
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next to a guy who is still trying to smoke out of the hole in his neck!
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And the jackass who put in this I.V.
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couldn't find a vein with two hands and a flashlight!
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My call button doesn't work! These stupid sheets are itchy.
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There's only one channel on the TV. And what's this about a bedpan?
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This is great, isn't it?
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Alison's nice, but I have to say,
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I think a date's better with two people.
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Can we stop calling this a date?
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Well, whatever it is,
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I can't wait to see the look on my neighbor's face
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when I come strolling home after 11:00.
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Eat your heart out, Mrs. Klevesahl.
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I think I just missed my curfew.
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There are no curfews on a night like tonight.
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โ™ช Here I am, the one that you love โ™ช
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โ™ช Asking for another day โ™ช
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โ™ช Understand the one that you love โ™ช
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โ™ช Loves you in so many way... โ™ช