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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 4, Episode 4 — Stupid Girl

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Malcolm in the Middle
Episode title: Stupid Girl
Air date: November 24, 2002
Director: Todd Holland
Top billed cast: Frankie Muniz, Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Justin Berfield, Erik Per Sullivan, Christopher Masterson
Acting dumb like Reese eases Malcolm's stress and lands him a date with the new light of his life, an attractive girl who's really a dim bulb.
Source: TMDB
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What?
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What?
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Okay, I ate the cupcakes you baked
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for Dewey's class last night.
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And I took Dad's license to make a fake I.D.
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And I can't return your necklace
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because I already sold it.
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I was just going to say
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your shirt didn't go with your pants.
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Oh.
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Phew!
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No, no, I was kidding, because we're neighbors
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and sometimes neighbors have
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a problem with their dogs going...
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See, I always assume people know when I'm kidding,
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but sometimes it's just so subtle
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I come off sounding like a jerk.
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I mean, not too subtle for you.
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I don't want to sound condescending.
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It's just I think about this kind of stuff a lot.
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And... I should have stopped talking 30 seconds ago, right?
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Uh, I have to go to gym now.
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What is wrong with me?
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How long... you got?
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I always ruin everything.
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Even with a perfect girl like Alison.
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Alison's a moron.
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She's not the problem.
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It's me. I overthink everything.
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I can't even carry on a normal conversation
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without screwing it up.
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Why won't my brain just let me be happy?
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Honey, I got to get going.
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You heading down to the art gallery?
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It's not art!
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Sorry. Heading down to the place
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where you sell overpriced, pretentious stuff
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to tourists with more money than taste?
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You do listen.
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Thank you very much.
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It was good doing business with you, Mr. Dodson.
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Ah, Francis, come. Meet Mr. Dodson.
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He is a wonderful man.
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We will be doing lots of business with him for sure.
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Yeah, look, I got to go.
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Uh, I'm running late for another sales call,
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so, uh, see you gentlemen around.
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We will talk soon.
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Ah, Francis.
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I am such a lucky man.
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When I left for this country,
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all of my friends are warning me, "Otto, Otto, be careful.
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People will try to take advantage of you."
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But this is not the case.
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Like that Mr. Dodson.
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He knows so much more about ranching than I do.
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But does he act all superior and high and mighty?
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No! No! Instead, he teaches me.
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Like before today, I did not know
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that cows need ultraviolet protection.
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What?
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What is this stuff?
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Sunscreen.
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For cows.
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Otto, how much did you pay for this?
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$200 a bucket, plus, of course
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the zinc for their noses.
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Do not worry.
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I already paid him.
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How much time do I get for a thousand bucks?
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Oh, Mama!
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I have been dreaming about this for years.
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What? Are you crazy?
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We can't do it at my house. My family's there.
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Uh, but there's a parking lot
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near my office where we can meet.
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That's your ground speed indicator
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and that's your vibration tachometer.
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Check.
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Yes, sir!
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Can't wait to resurface some roads with this baby.
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Wow, looks like you're all set.
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Yes. Let me ask you a hypothetical.
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I mean, if I was to accidentally run over something--
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I mean crush it into dust
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where they're completely unrecognizable...
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You'd want to center it in the middle of the drum.
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That is, if such a tragic incident should occur.
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Come again?
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Look, a lot of our, uh, "road builders" have
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that inevitable fragile item cross their paths.
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And if I were to encounter such a fragile item...?
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You'd have no choice but to speed up
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until that item no longer posed a threat to your road building.
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Now sign here, and you can get to work.
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Hoo-hoo-hoo!
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I can do better.
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Stevie, you are such an angel.
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You are welcome to stay with us any time your parents go away.
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Sure, Hawaii's great,
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but we're having fun right here, huh?
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Sure are.
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Hey! I didn't buy this.
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49 cents less.
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With lotion.
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Ooh!
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Don't you have midterms to study for, too?
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I think I have three tomorrow.
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Don't you even care that if you don't study,
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you're going to fail.
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Nah.
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How do you do that?
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What?
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How do you go through your life
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without worrying that bad things are going to happen?
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I don't know.
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I guess if I feel myself starting to worry,
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I just sing the Minty-Mint song in my head.
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♪ They're cool, they're fresh, they'll clean your breath ♪
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♪ Minty-Mints are your breath's friend. ♪
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So, when I just asked you that question about failing,
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you were thinking about that song?
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Yep. LOIS: Boys, for the last time,
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get in here, and help me with these groceries now!
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♪ Minty-Mints are your breath's friend. ♪
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Reese, you're a genius.
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What? That girl, Alison, just asked me
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why everyone in the world has accents except for us.
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And instead of going into this long explanation,
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I thought of the Minty-Mint song.
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And all that came out of my mouth was,
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"Because they're weird," and she liked it.
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Cool. I could actually feel my brain click off.
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She said I was cute, and then she touched my shoulder.
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Let's keep this in the family, understand?
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Hey, here she comes.
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Oh, man. I just did it once.
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What if it was all just a fluke?
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You'll be fine. I'm too new at this.
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Just relax. But...
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Just say what I say.
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Hey, Malcolm.
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I-I forgot to ask you something.
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Hmm...
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Are you okay?
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Do you need to get to class or something?
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No, I'm just killing time till lunch.
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Oh, I know what you mean.
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These mornings can just drag on.
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School's for suckers.
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It's just some scam thought up by parents
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so they can stay home all day and party hearty.
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Oh, my God. I've thought the same thing.
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I, uh...
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I think it'd be cool if they took the one-dollar bill
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and changed it to the million-dollar bill.
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That way, nobody would be poor, and we'd all be millionaires.
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That is such a cool idea.
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I want to help poor people, too.
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What I wanted to ask you is, um,
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do you want to go to the dance with me on Friday?
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Yeah! I was waiting to ask you,
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but I wanted to find the right time, and the...
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Uh, awesome.
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Awesome.
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I... I got to get to class.
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Me, too.
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Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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"College fund"?
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Dewey! Hi.
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What brings you out on such a lovely day?
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I was following my dad on his secret steamroller.
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Oh, it's not just a steamroller, son.
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This is a culmination of everything
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I've worked for in my entire life.
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And I've also managed to put away
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some money for your college.
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Which, if interest rates hold... Oh, all right!
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If you don't tell your mother, I'll let you squash something.
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Can I squash Reese's bike?
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Sure.
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It's in the trunk.
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You want to know what's great?
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Not thinking so much.
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It's cool.
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Usually I'd be all stressed out like Stevie.
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But I figure life should be-- what's the word?
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Funner.
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What'd you get for problem... 17?
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I drew a tank.
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What's wrong... with you?
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Huh?
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For two days,
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you've been acting like an idiot.
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No. For two days,
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I've acted like someone who's happy and relaxed.
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You're turning into Reese.
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So? I'm not stressing out about school
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and girls and stuff.
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That doesn't make me an idiot.
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That makes me the opposite of an idiot.
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The brain is a muscle.
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Use it or lose it.
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But maybe if you use it too much,
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it'll cramp up on you.
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Didn't think about that, did you?
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Malcolm?
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I fell.
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Who do you think invented the spoon?
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Paleo...
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Spoony Spoonicus.
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Spoony Spoonicus.
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That is so awesome.
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You're supposed to take me ice-skating today.
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Where were you?
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I'm sorry, Dewey. I got stuck at the office.
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So, Hal, I called the office today
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and they said you took the whole day off.
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That's right. I spent the whole day ice-skating with Dewey.
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Oh, you should see the boy, Lois.
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Twirling and jumping on that ice.
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He did a double axel
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that was, quite frankly, exquisite.
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Hal, we've got to go over
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next month's budget tonight.
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Oh, I can't tonight, honey.
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I have to go into the office to make up for the time
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I missed with Dewey.
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Yeah, the office.
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Can't get enough of the good ol' office.
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Hello?
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Malcolm, good, you're home. Listen.
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Is there some scientific way to find out
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if something is pudding without actually tasting it?
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Is it chocolate?
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No. Why, would that make a difference?
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I like chocolate.
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It's browner than the not-chocolate stuff.
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You didn't by any chance find that coffee can
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in the garage, did you?
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You're going to the steamroller,
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aren't you?
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So what if I am? I rented it.
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Why shouldn't I get to use it? It's a free country.
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Dad, you've been crushing things for five days straight.
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Have you even slept?
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That's the thing, Dewey.
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Ever since I got the steamroller,
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I don't have to sleep.
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It's like the laws of nature don't apply to me.
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What's this?
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Nothing. It's a brochure for a wrecking ball.
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It's not even mine, okay?
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I'm just holding it for a friend.
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Dad, I think you have a problem.
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Why can't everyone just leave me alone?!
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Check out this awesome story.
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So I thought I was going
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to borrow Reese's tuxedo T-shirt
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for the dance tonight, but then I saw one at the mall
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that said, "FBI-- Federal Booby Inspector."
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Federal Booby Inspector!
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Awesome.
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You... the man.
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Malcolm, I know I promised you the tuxedo shirt,
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but I saw this at the mall, and I think it's way better.
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Oh, my God!
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I was going to buy this after school!
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No way! Righteous!
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Whoa. Stevie, you got to let Reese head-butt you.
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It's like getting hit in the head
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with something really hard.
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Not... in this... lifetime.
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Your call.
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Maybe we'll do one later at the dance.
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Go... with you?
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Ha...
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ha...
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ha.
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Come on, Stevie.
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You got to come with us.
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We're like the Three Musketeers.
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You can't have the Three Musketeers without...
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what's his name.
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Nougat. Yeah, that dude.
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I'll be quilting.
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Fabrizzi's a master.
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The desert is practically alive.
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It looks like the dolphin and the tiger are dancing.
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Could I get this picture
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but with my husband's face where the dolphin is?
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Well, like all great artists,
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he'll do absolutely anything for money.
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Oh, my God!
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Francis, what happened?
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You are going to be so proud of me.
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I was putting gas in the van,
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and this guy walked out of the men's room.
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The sunscreen guy!
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And when I saw,
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it was like I became this wild animal.
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Like nature took over.
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I ran up to him and I blindsided him
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with the windshield-wiper squeegee,
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and his Big Gulp went flying
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and he was crying for his mother!
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Do you want to see his front tooth?
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You know what? I'm going to think about it
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and maybe come back another time.
another
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Why are you whistling?
whistling
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Honey, listen.
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I really want to hear about this,
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but I kind of told my boss I'm not trailer trash,
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and you're blowing my cover.
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These little cuts and bruises?
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These here are the symbols of my success.
success
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I mean, the guy took some convincing,
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but in the end,
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the money was cheerfully refunded.
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Is there supposed to be this much blood in my pocket?
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Okay, you're going to the emergency room.
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Want some punch?
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If I say yes, you're just going to hit me.
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I'm going to hit you anyway,
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but it's funnier if you say yes first.
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So what do you like better,
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slow dancing or fast dancing?
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Slow dancing.
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Me, too.
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Unless the fast dance song, like, really rocks.
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Yeah.
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I can't believe the awesomeness
believe
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of how awesome this is.
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At Cheswick Grounds, Britain's largest public lawn,
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each blade of grass is said to grow
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a full centimeter a day.
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Let's watch.
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Stevie, what are you doing here?
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I thought you're going to the dance with the boys.
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I didn't want... to go.
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Stevie, you listen to me.
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Just because you're in a wheelchair
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doesn't mean you can't enjoy a dance like anyone else.
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I think you are a fine young man with beautiful qualities
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that any girl would enjoy
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if you just put yourself out there.
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But... There are plenty of things you can do.
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You can snap your fingers to the beat.
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You can spin around in a circle.
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That would be adorable.
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Please... Stevie, any girl would be lucky
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to be your girlfriend.
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You're polite, you're considerate,
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and you are very clean.
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Girls go crazy for that.
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Lois... Stevie, you know what?
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We're going to that dance.
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Francis,
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what happened to you?
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Otto, I have to tell you something.
otto
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There is no such thing as sunscreen for cows.
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What are you talking about?
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The guy, he was ripping you off.
ripping
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But don't worry, I took care of it.
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I got you your money back.
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Ugh! I am such an idiot.
idiot
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It is my fault you had to fight.
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I'm sorry. And thank you.
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It's okay.
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You know what?
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There is a man in my office right now,
office
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and I am suspicious of him, too.
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Come, you will meet him.
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Okay, show my friend here what you are selling me.
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This here's a magic stick. It finds water.
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Oh, yeah.
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I've seen these.
seen
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It's got the good Swenson bevel on there.
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Yeah, these are great.
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I don't know.
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I guess I'd say I like curly fries better.
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Ha, I knew it.
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You totally owe me a buck, Malcolm.
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What about Cajun curly fries?
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Oh, my God!
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I completely forgot about those.
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Those are my favorite.
favorite
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Mine, too.
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Why can't they make more foods curly?
curlyfoods
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You guys are, like, the coolest brothers.
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I mean, you're both so easy to talk to.
easy
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It's not like a strain or anything.
strain
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Yeah, Reese and I get along awesome.
alongawesomereese
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It's 'cause you're so alike.
alike
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You should totally check to make sure
check
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you're not, like, twins or something.
twins
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I'll ask my mom when I get home.
home
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I just got a really good idea.
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I know this senior who's got some beer stashed.
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No way.
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We can grab a six pack and a blanket
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and go down to the football field.
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Awesome.
awesome
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I can't believe I'm about to do this.
believe
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Underage drinking, making out with a girl
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where we're almost certain to get caught.
caughtcertain
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High school rules!
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I am Hal!
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Oh... maybe just one row.
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Get away from here, son!
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I don't want you to see me like this!
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Dad, you have to stop!
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I can't!
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I'm proud of you, Dad.
proud
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So what yard line do you want to sit on?
lineyard
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'Cause I was thinking the 50.
thinking
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But it's kind of a long walk.
walk
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There's nothing to be nervous about, Stevie.
nervousstevie
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I'll dance the first couple of dances with you.
coupledancedances
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Hey, stop blaming yourself!
blaming
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That guy's a complete jerk.
completejerk
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We're going to throw away his beer, get someone to take you home,
beerhomethrow
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and you should totally dump that guy.
dump
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That's what I would have done
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if I hadn't shut off my brain all week.
brainweek
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Here's what I really did.
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♪ Minty Mints are your breath's friend. ♪
friendmintsminty
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My mom said you asked for this.
asked
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How's my gal?
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I don't know. She won't stop screaming.
screaming
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She hasn't even seen my report card yet.
cardreportreport-cardseen
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The way I figure it,
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I have to average an 8.0 just to break even.
averagebreak
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Which might be doable since I don't have distractions anymore.
anymoredistractionsdoablemight
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Alison dumped me as soon as I used the word "paradox"
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in a sentence.
sentence
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Welcome back.
welcome
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Sorry about Alison.
alison
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It's no big deal.
deal
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I'm still going to be seeing her around a lot.
seeing
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You know what I don't get about football?
football
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How come the away team has so many different uniforms?
teamuniforms
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I don't know. Rich kids.
kidsrich
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Probably it.
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You want to make out? Do you? Sure.