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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 4, Episode 3 โ€” Family Reunion

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Hal, you've been out here for six hours.
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That's all you're throwing away?
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No. This is my "maybe" pile.
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Look, I want to able to fit the van in the garage.
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That's the whole point of having a garage!
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You don't realize how complicated this is.
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Hal. Lois, I promise you.
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The van will fit in the garage!
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I think you owe me an apology.
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Here come the clones.
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Hal, be nice.
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Hey, there's my kid brother!
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Hi, Claire. Hello, Tom.
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Hal, that shirt looks fabulous on you.
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Honey, isn't he looking handsome?
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He certainly is.
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Lois.
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Hey!
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Who's this? Your cousin Pete.
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Pete-O!
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What's this?
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Your dad's birthday present; we all chipped in.
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We? We're going to chip in, too.
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Oh, don't worry, we'll put your name on the card.
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Eh, come on.
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Let's get you inside.
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You must be worn out from that drive.
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Actually, it wasn't so bad.
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Nonsense. Look at those sweat stains on Lois.
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Wow.
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It figures this is the side of the family we never see.
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Meanwhile, the grandma who goes shopping in her bra
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visits five times a year.
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We can leave right now.
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Just get in the car and drive.
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Sandusky Caverns is just 40 minutes from here.
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Hal, relax. We can do this.
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I can't help it.
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I work myself into knots
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whenever I have to face the grand patriarch.
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Hi, Dad!
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Hal, you made it!
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Anybody help an old man out of the pool?
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I got you, Grandpa.
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Aah, right.
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Hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa.
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What do you think that guy's for?
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His name is Francis.
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If you kill him, you don't get another one.
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Welcome one and all!
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Hey.
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Lois.
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Dewey!
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Goodness, you've grown!
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I bet you don't even remember me.
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Yes, I do.
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You thang to me when I wath thweeping.
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You remember that?!
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Why, that's adorable!
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So good to see you, Dad.
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I have to admit, I was a little nervous about coming back here
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after so much time had gone by.
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I was expecting...
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Expecting car trouble?
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Because it looks like you packed a spare tire!
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Ah, Malcolm!
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I understand they finally figured out you're a genius.
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What's your favorite subject in school?
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I don't know. History.
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History, is it?
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What do you think about the Civil War?
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I guess it's kind of interesting.
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Ooh. Have I got something to show you!
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There you two are! Hi, Amelia.
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This reunion is going to be the death of me.
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Feeding this many people every day.
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Keeping track of all the kids.
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I swear I had to run the croquet tournament on Thursday
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all by myself.
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Tomorrow we've got a pancake breakfast,
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a family photo at 3:00, a birthday dinner at 5:00
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and gifts at 6:00, all with no one to take charge but me.
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This is what General Schwarzkopf
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must have felt like during Desert Storm!
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Lois, no one else is wearing a name tag.
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Hal, it's fine.
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Hey, untie his hands and give him his pants back!
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You're the only grandkid I've let in here.
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These are my most precious possessions.
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Cool.
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Oh, never mind that stuff.
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You don't want to waste your time with a bunch of guns.
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Take a look at this quartermasters' ledger books.
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This is where the war was really won.
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Take a look at this.
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Notice anything?
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Oh, yeah. The numbers don't add up here. Ah.
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What?
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In that column.
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The numbers add up to 1,286
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but the total at the bottom says 1,179.
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I was just hoping you'd notice how the S's look like F's
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but this is incredible.
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I think this quartermaster was skimming rifles.
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This is the kind of thing that gets your name
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in the Civil War Quarterly.
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Good job, Malcolm!
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Let's see what else this guy was up to!
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I would never be massaged by a woman.
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I mean, you need that strength.
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When my body's in need,
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I want a man to really get in there.
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Okay, just one more lap.
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Boy, those kids have really taken a shine to Francis.
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He's not ready for kids, Piama; don't rush him.
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More cake, Lois?
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Oh, no, thank you.
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Ah, don't be shy.
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I saw the way you scarfed down your first piece.
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Oh, I'm sorry, you're probably on a diet, aren't you?
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Dad?
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Have you seen the cookies?
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We have to talk.
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It's about Lois.
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Ever since we got here,
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the family's taken every opportunity to...
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Dad, don't do the face.
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What face?
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No, you know the face!
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Don't do that, I'm serious.
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Oh. Can I do the voice?
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Dad, I'm not kidding.
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Then why are you laughing?
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Dad!
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Nothing funny heeere.
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No, sireeeeee!
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Okay, you want a story, here's a story.
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It's called "The Kids Who Couldn't Play By Themselves."
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We did some good work today.
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Tomorrow, we'll hit Grandpa
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with the "Good Ship Lollipop" number right after breakfast.
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I want to swim in the pool.
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You can swim in the pool when we own the pool.
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Nice angle you're working with Grandpa, Malcolm.
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I have to admit, you're getting a lot of face time
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but when he croaks, all he's gonna leave you
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is that stupid Civil War crap.
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Reese... You can have it, but I want it
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out of the house.
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Back off Grandpa. He's ours.
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What?
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We've been working this guy for three years,
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and we're not about to let you waltz in here
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and snake him out from under us.
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What are you saying?
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It's a big house; accidents happen.
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...and then the little boy, about your age,
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was found hanging in the moonlight,
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strangled by his own intestines.
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And there was just enough life left in him to say...
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"You're next!!"
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Come out!
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He was lying; it was just a story.
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All I want is two seconds of honest, human conversation
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with my own father.
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I mean, what is so awful about me
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that he has to distance himself with jokes and silly faces?
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Hal, you're not going to make any progress
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if you keep personalizing other people's problems.
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We've talked about this. You just don't get it.
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How could you? You don't have any father issues.
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I'm blessed.
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There's got to be some way to break this cycle.
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Some way to make my dad let his guard down
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and engage me on an emotional level...
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Are you even listening?
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Sorry.
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Oh!
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Hal, the answer to this is simple.
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You just have to look at your life;
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look at what you've accomplished.
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You have a good relationship with your sons.
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They can talk to you about anything.
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You have a wife and home and family
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a lot of people would envy.
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You're past this.
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You think?
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Yes, I do.
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Hal, you're all grown up.
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Uh-oh.
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What?
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I...
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I wet the bed.
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Oh, that tears it, Lois.
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You know I've been telling myself that everything's okay,
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but my bladder knew different.
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I am not leaving here until I've had this out with my dad.
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Hal, are you sure you want to do this?
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Lois, he just sits by
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while everyone treats you like a dog,
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when they're not treating you like a servant.
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It's not that bad. Did you notice last night
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when you gave Helen your chair
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and she flipped the cushion over before she sat down?
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No.
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Why are we staring at a mall, Grandpa?
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This is a battlefield, Private,
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and I'm not your Grandpa.
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I'm Captain Atticus P. Featherton,
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commander of the Company "A" cavalry.
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It's 1864.
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Cannonballs are flying overhead.
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The nostrils curl with the smell of burning flesh.
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Can I get a yogurt?
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You're ravaged by dysentery, you don't want a yogurt.
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Edith, where are my keys?
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They're supposed to be in the key thingy.
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I can't trust you with anything.
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Now, there's Confederate sharpshooters
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on that ridge over there.
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We have to sit very still while we wait for our orders
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or they'll pick us off one by one.
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But... Very still, Private.
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More still than that!
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Isn't this great?
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I asked for these to be ironed.
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What is wrong with you people?
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Nice touch with the backwards "E."
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You've got a real gift for this butt kissing stuff.
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We are so in.
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What do you mean "we"?
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Ma, you got to let us hide in here; these kids...
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What's wrong?
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Oh, I forgot to pack my good shoes.
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I can't believe it. What am I supposed to do?
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All I've got are my sneakers.
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I'm supposed to take them off and run around barefoot
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like a hillbilly in front of these people?
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Mom, it's just shoes. Relax.
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Oh, Francis, it's not just shoes.
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You have no idea what it's like
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trying to please someone else's family
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and always coming up short.
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And would it kill you to dress up a little
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for a family picture?
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Oh, hey, Hal.
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You know, that Malcolm of yours
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doesn't handle the heat very well.
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Dad, we need to talk. This is serious.
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Then I better put on my serious face.
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No, Dad, no faces.
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Unless we deal with this,
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you and I will never have a meaningful relationship.
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Our relationship is fine.
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No, it's not fine.
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There's a big piece missing.
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Oh, sure we laugh,
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we-we have fun, but that's all we do.
fun
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We just skim along the surface
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without talking about anything important.
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Do you understand?
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Let's ask Mr. Tickles.
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Remember, Mr. Tickles?
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No, Dad, I mean it!
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Well, Mr. Tickles means it, too.
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We used to do this all the time when you were a kid.
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You loved Mr. Tickles.
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Ooh, it's almost picture time.
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Hey, this was fun, Hal.
fun
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I'm glad you're feeling better.
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Oh!
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That's not where we keep the liquor.
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I'm not looking for liquor.
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I'm looking for shoes.
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For some reason, I forgot to pack my good shoes
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and now I have nothing to wear with this dress
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that I rushed out to buy so I would look nice for this family
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that thinks I can't do anything right.
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You know what?
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I have some extra shoes in the back of our car.
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I bet they might fit you.
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Really?
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It's the black Jaguar parked out by the gate.
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It's unlocked.
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Thank you. Really.
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Don't you guys want to be with your parents?
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My socks are itchy.
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Malcolm, I hear your sock itchiness
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and I'm glad you're telling me about it.
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You boys should know that I am here for you
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anytime you want to talk about anything.
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After we get this picture taken,
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I'm going to spend some time with each of you
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because I am involved and into everything
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that's going on with this family.
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Where's your mother?
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Amelia?
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There aren't any shoes in your car.
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Are you sure...?
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Okay, everybody, big smiles.
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Cheese on three. One, two...
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three.
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Cheese!
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Okay, let me get one more real quick.
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Excellent.
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Thank you, everybody.
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You weren't in the photo, Lois?
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Well, I guess we can try to take another one.
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You know, if we can regather everybody.
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And if we can get the photographer back.
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And talk to the caterers
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to see if they can hold off on dinner.
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Lois, where were you?
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Honey?
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Honey?
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Honey...
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God.
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Hey, is Lois going to help with the salad?
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Oh, God. More drama from that woman.
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What are you going to do?
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We don't know. We never know.
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Hal...
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what are you doing?
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Taking a stand for my dignity.
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You've driven me to this, Dad.
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My wife is upstairs crying
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because of the way this family treats her
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and it's got to stop.
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Uh-oh.
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Someone's a Gloomy Gus.
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You never face up to any real problems, do you?
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You just think if you make enough jokes, they'll all go away.
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Don't you see that through my entire life,
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you've avoided dealing with me
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whenever I was going through a tough time?
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Really, this is beyond the pale.
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You never helped me when my girlfriend dumped me...
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when my dog died... Hey.
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when my best friend moved away...
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when I got beaten up at school...
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when I spent a whole summer crying
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and I didn't know why!
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Hal, stop it!
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And you haven't helped me while my family has been
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habitually tormenting my wife
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to the point where I've had to avoid both them and you!
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I haven't had a father for the past 15 years
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because you won't deal with anything!
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Okay, that's off my chest.
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I hope you heard it.
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I love you, Dad.
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I'll go get you a towel.
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One of the old ones, please.
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All right, everybody ready?
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I was born ready.
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The cake!
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The cake! The cart!
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We had to get out of there pretty fast for our own safety.
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It was unbelievable. We drove three blocks
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before Aunt Claire let go of the door handle.
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I am so very disappointed in all of you.
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I don't care what those people did,
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that was no way for you to behave.
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Right, Hal?
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Yeah, you boys are on notice.
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If you ever drive a golf cart over a catered dinner
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and into a swimming pool again,
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there will be consequences. Dire consequences.
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I guess we just kissed off a six-figure trust fund.
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I told Grandpa you tied me to the golf cart.
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What?!
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He still likes you.
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Nice, we're back in the game.
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Yeah.
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Oh, Piama.
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Is that too much air on you?
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No.