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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 3, Episode 8 — Poker

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Malcolm in the Middle
Episode title: Poker
Air date: January 06, 2002
Director: Ken Kwapis
Top billed cast: Frankie Muniz, Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Justin Berfield, Erik Per Sullivan, Christopher Masterson
Poker showdowns with Abe give Hal a flush; dance lessons turn Lois awhirl; an Alaskan blizzard entraps and rattles Francis. (TV Guide)
Source: TMDB
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Oh, with the boys asleep, this house is so quiet.
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- Mm-hm. - Such a nice idea to build a fire.
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Yeah.
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Hey, I didn't build a fire. I thought you built a fire.
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Well, looks like Reese got a D in English.
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And Dewey seems to be fighting again.
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Biting.
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Oh. Malcolm, tell your teacher I'd love to chaperone the class overnight.
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We can share a tent.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe ♪
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♪ I don't know ♪
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♪ Can you repeat the question? ♪
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♪ Life is unfair ♪
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I can't believe Mr. Hart let you do a video project instead of a paper.
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You could have asked.
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I don't have parents rich enough to buy me a camera.
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I mean, what's your movie gonna be about?
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You writing...
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your paper.
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Is that thing on? Turn it off. I don't even have an idea.
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Now knock me over.
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Hal.
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Hey, it's Abe.
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- Hi. - Hey, I know it's short notice,
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but someone dropped out of our poker game.
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I'm gonna go play poker at Abe's tonight. He just asked me.
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- Hal, tonight's our first dance class. - That's tonight?
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- Fine, go play poker. - I love you!
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Great. Now who am I gonna go with?
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Did Reese finish his homework yet?
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- Of course I finished my homework. - Good. You come to dance class with me.
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We're supposed to live for a week on meat paste and caribou jerky?
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Now, it's just a friendly game. Mostly we sit around talking,
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but eventually we get around to playing cards.
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Sounds good to me. I'm looking forward to meeting your friends.
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Everybody, this is Hal.
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- Hal. Hi, Hal. - Hi.
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Hal, this is Brian, Trey, Steve, and Malik.
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It's great to meet you guys.
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So, what's the buy-in?
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Fifty dollars.
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Okay.
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- There. - So, what's with Wanda?
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- Ain't no thing. - Yeah.
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- Oh! - Whoa.
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Put a dollar in the pot.
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Oh, we got a regular D-dog here.
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Yeah.
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And right, left, cha-cha cha, and remember
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God created artificial hips for a reason.
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Let's use them. And back to cha-cha, finish.
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All right, very good. Everyone, let's pair up.
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May I?
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Oh, okay.
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No way.
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You be a gentleman.
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It's just like touching a dead person. It's just like touching a dead person.
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- Goodness, how many lessons have you had? - What? None.
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Really? I'm impressed.
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You have very good instincts.
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- I do? - Mm-hm.
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I'm not surprised. You're built for it. You have a dancer's ankles.
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I do not.
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You're a lovely young man.
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You don't shake like all the other men here.
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- Mind if I cut in? - You wait your turn.
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- I'll give you 5 bucks to dance with me. - Okay.
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And still...
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he has nothing.
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All right. You know what? That's it.
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I'm writing about you doing your movie.
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But my movie's about your paper.
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Yeah. I'm doing my paper
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about you doing your movie about me doing my paper.
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Fine.
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My movie's...
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about you doing...
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your paper...
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about me doing...
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- my... - All right, I get it.
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movie...
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- about you... - Hey, guys.
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You should do your movie about old people.
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Did you know some of them have spent their entire lives saving money
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only to find out they outlived everybody they wanted to share it with?
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Talk about sad.
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I'll raise you five.
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I'll see your five and raise you...
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two.
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- Call. - Full house. Kings over eights.
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- Straight flush to the jack. - Oh!
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I knew you had it.
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How could you know that? He had nothing on top.
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Trey never stays in unless he's got something good.
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- Perhaps we should call it a night. - Perhaps.
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We are definitely bringing you back.
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Brian, when was the last time you were here for an evening?
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Hey, he can't remember that far back.
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Now you got something to sneak into your wife's purse.
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I had the most wonderful time at dance class.
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Every time the instructor needed to show us something,
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he used me as his partner.
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I always thought I was such a clodhopper.
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I cannot believe what I have missed all these years.
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Oh. How was your poker game?
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Hmm? It was great. Why wouldn't it be?
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I love Abe. I love poker. A whole night playing poker with Abe,
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and his friends.
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The teacher thinks I have a dancer's ankles.
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What do you think, huh? Wanna dance with the star pupil?
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- Huh? - You know, dance.
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No, I'm not in the mood.
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You're always in the mood.
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- Not every single night of my life. - Yes, you are.
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- I'm not like some kind of machine. - Yes, you are.
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- You can't just snap your fingers-- - Yes, I can. I always have.
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Oh, all right.
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Palm kernel oil, pectin, manganese sulphate, and...
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- zinc oxide? - Yes. That's meat paste, baby.
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Man, this sucks.
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We knew we were gonna be stuck here for a week,
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and no one even bothered to grab a deck of cards, or a magazine.
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I could do my foot puppets again.
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Please, no.
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How long have we been stuck here for?
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I have lost all sense of time.
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I'd guess about five days. We just gotta keep ourselves busy.
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Tell you what, let's put our heads together
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and recreate whole episodes of Gilligan's Island.
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We already did that.
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That was this storm?
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Look, if we don't come up with something to do, I'll go insane.
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Come on, Reese. We don't wanna be late. We're doing the mambo tonight.
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I'll be home about 10:30.
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What are you doing?
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Is it too much to ask that we get some pickles that are edible?
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- Hal, what's wrong? - Nothing. Just go to your class.
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Look, you have been snapping at everybody all week.
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My class can wait one minute.
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Now, you tell me what's going on.
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All right. This thing happened. I didn't wanna talk about it
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because I wasn't sure it happened,
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and if it didn't, I'd be the biggest jerk in the world
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for saying that it did when it didn't. I'd be creating this whole big issue,
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but the more I think about it, the more I realize it did happen. Oh, it did.
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You know, Dewey, I've recently come into a little money.
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So, I went to the mall to buy myself a CD player,
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and then I saw this little kid that reminded me of you,
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and I thought of a better way to spend it. So, here.
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Wow!
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Oh, my God. The look on your face. It was totally worth it.
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You're the worst brother ever.
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I know. I know.
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I was there when it happened!
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We like to think that the differences people have aren't differences at all,
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but suddenly you're on the outside
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being taken advantage of because you're different.
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Honey, I'm sorry, I gotta go. We can talk later. Bye.
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- Hello? - Abe, it's Hal.
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You've reached the Kenarbans. Please leave a message after the beep.
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Abe, it's Hal. I don't know if this is recording,
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but we have something to talk about.
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Now, I could be mistaken, and if I am, I'm sure it's gonna make me sound like
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I'm an idiot.
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Dad, Stevie's being really annoying.
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- He's filming everything I do. - Malcolm's--
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Damn it, Stevie, I don't wanna hear it.
stevie
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You just behave yourself. You are a guest in this house.
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He was a guest in your house. People should never yell at children.
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Especially children that aren't their own.
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I apologized two minutes later.
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And Stevie accepted the apology.
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He's not that fragile. So, why don't you just relax?
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- Really. - What?
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And at least I'm man enough to apologize when I've been a jerk.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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You know darn well what I'm talking about. The way you and your friends
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- treated me the other night. - What?
nighttreated
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Oh, please. Look, obviously I'm different.
obviously
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I walked through that door and stuck out like a sore thumb.
doorsorestuckthumbwalked
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I always thought those things didn't matter, but...
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If you're implying what I think you're implying...
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- You want me to just come out and say it? - I think you better.
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Fine. You and your poker buddies are all ganged up on me
buddiespoker
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because I'm not a professional.
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- Excuse me? - You and your doctor friend,
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and lawyer friend, and dentist friend.
dentistfriendlawyer
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You decided it was okay to skin a guy just because he's a working stiff.
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And I bet you had a big laugh about it afterwards.
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Listen, you idiot.
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We didn't gang up on you. You just stink at poker!
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- Is that right? - That was a cheap shot.
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The truth hurts.
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If we were playing in a straight game, I'd would have mopped the floor with you.
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We did play in a straight game.
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And you went home crying to your mama.
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Why don't we play right now and we'll see who will do the crying
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and who will do the mopping.
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I will own you.
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I mean-- I didn't mean--
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- I meant-- - Oh, shut up and get the cards.
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You gonna see me?
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He doesn't have the flush.
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What?
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He has a tell.
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He licks his lips when he's bluffing.
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I'll see your five, and raise you five.
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Fold.
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Bet's 10.
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I call. Straight.
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Flush.
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Time's up. My turn with the string.
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- I don't have it, I gave it to Pete. - I gave it to Francis.
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And then I gave it back to Eric.
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What? You did not.
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Yes, I did.
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- What are you trying to pull? - Nothing, I'm just saying
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- I don't have the string. - You're the last person I saw it with.
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- What the hell are we gonna do without it? - Guys, come on, it's just a stupid string.
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So, what do you think would be a reason for saying that, Eric?
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You're the only one who seems to have a motive against the string.
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- No, I love the string. It's just-- - Maybe you loved it a little too much.
lovelovedstring
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And I quote, "If I can't have the string, no-one will."
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- I didn't say that. - Well, someone said it.
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You. Just now!
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Don't try to twist this around. He's not the one on trial.
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What trial?
trial
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- Guilty. - Guilty.
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Guilty.
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- He raises four. - Your four, five more.
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- Malcolm, maybe you should-- - You wanna play?
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Fine.
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- I almost feel sorry for them. - Almost.
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All right. We're gonna end this right here.
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Winner take all.
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Fine.
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- Turn them up. - Three fives.
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Three fives with a jack.
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Yeah!
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That makes six fives.
fivesmakes
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- What the hell kind of deck has six fives? - I don't know.
deckfives
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- I got them from the boys' room. - You call yourself a player?
boysplayerroom
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- You don't even have a decent deck. - Well, I'm sorry
decentdeck
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I don't have solid gold playing cards like you're accustomed to at your house.
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This poor-guy act is getting a little tiring.
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Your superior act is getting a little old, too.
superior
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If I'm such a big jerk, why'd you come over?
jerkwhyd
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Pardon me for wanting to play poker with my best friend.
bestbest-friendfriendpardonpokerwanting
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I mean, I was really excited to come over and play poker, and...
excitedpoker
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meet your other friends.
friendsmeet
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Well...
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Truth be told, I was excited for you to come over, too.
excitedtruth
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I bought a new shirt.
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That Hawaiian one?
hawaiian
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Hey, I like that one.
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Why are we fighting like this?
fighting
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Because we're idiots.
idiots
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Well, boys, what do you say we all go out for some ice cream?
boyscream
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Sounds good to me.
sounds
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Hey, Dewey, come on, we're going for ice cream.
creamdewey
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Where's your brother?
brother
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See this, ladies? Mrs. Angelo is gonna get her dance.
danceladies
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As for the rest of you, I am not running a charity here.
charityrestrunning
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You have to come up with the dough. I do not dance on credit.
creditdancedough
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No offense, but some of you might not even be around next week.
mightoffenseweek
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Oh, I didn't want that to end.
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That does it, I am signing up for your Monday-Wednesday class.
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Well, maybe Saturday, too. Oh, but first--
saturday
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Lois, Lois, please.
loislois-lois
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Come, come with me.
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Uh...
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- We have to stop this. - Why?
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Honey, you've outgrown me. I give beginning dance lessons,
beginningdancehoneylessons
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usually to people who can barely move.
barelyusually
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Now...
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This is another instructor. He's across town.
anotherinstructortown
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But he is the best.
best
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He's the only one who can take you to the next level.
level
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But I really love it here.
love
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Lois...
lois
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you have a gift.
gift
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You mustn't waste it.
waste
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It's time for you to spread your wings.
spreadwings
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Fly.
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Fly away, little bird.
bird
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Oh, my God, Francis. You're going to do it?
francis
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Hey, I'm your best friend. I'm not gonna let these jerks brand you.
bestbest-friendbrandfriendjerks
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Now everyone's gonna know that you're a string thief.
everyonesstringthief
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We're shoveled out. Vacation's over.
vacations
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He took the... string.
string
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Every damn storm.
storm
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So, Dewey, how come you're not playing with your toy?
deweyplaying
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What are you smiling about?
smiling
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Where did you get this?
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♪ Cheek to cheek ♪
cheek
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♪ Is heaven ♪
heaven
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Have a seat.
seat
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In a minute, you and Mrs. Johnson do the forbidden dance.
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You think that's the only copy? What do you take me for?
copy
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Enjoy your assembly tomorrow.
assemblyenjoytomorrow
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So, I'm going to the ball game with Abe this weekend.
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He had one ticket. Invited me.
invitedticket
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That's great, dear. I'm glad...
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What's this?
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He was trying to get rid of me.
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Hal, turn this off.
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Hal.
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Oh, my God, I can't believe how beautifully you dance.
believedance
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Hal, you are such a fool.
fool