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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 3, Episode 7 โ€” Christmas

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Today, 555...
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Reese has had the remote for four hours.
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That's four hours of mindless crap in five-second increments.
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You go to the bathroom, you lose the remote.
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Fine.
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I can wait.
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I don't know.
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You drank a lot of soda.
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It must really be pushing against the walls of your bladder.
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Not gonna work.
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And then I had four glasses of Dad's iced tea.
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He just kept pouring and pouring.
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Not gonna work.
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The equivalent of 3 semi-trailers of water pour over the falls every second.
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Not gonna work.
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Not...
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gonna...
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work!
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Turns out this is way better than anything on TV.
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โ™ช Yes, no, maybe โ™ช
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โ™ช I don't know โ™ช
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โ™ช Can you repeat the question? โ™ช
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โ™ช Life is unfair โ™ช
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All right, turn it, turn it.
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Turn it. No! Too far. Go back.
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Back, back, back, back, back.
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There, there, there!
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Okay, just three more inches clockwise, and-- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Easy, okay, back a couple degrees, couple degrees, keep it steady.
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Oh.
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Don't move.
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Francis, this is family.
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How can you be so selfish?
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Well, did you invite her to your house?
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Look at the little baby.
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- You stupid son of a-- - Boys!
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Dewey asked us to do it.
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What is wrong with you?
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The tree is barely in the door and already you're starting--
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I can't leave you alone for even one second
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without you trying to kill each other!
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This is supposed to be a happy time!
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Ho, ho, ho!
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Oh!
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โ™ช Buon Natale May all of your wishes come true โ™ช
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โ™ช Buon Natale means a Merry Christmas... โ™ช
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Who did this? Who did this?
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Drop and roll, honey!
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Who did this?
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For God's sakes, drop and roll!
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Maybe it's the lack of sunlight in the winter.
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I heard that messes up some people's brains.
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Hi, Grandma.
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For God's sakes, it's colder in here.
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Don't you turn the heat on?
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I'm not gonna pay those pirates.
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Of course not.
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Well, in the spirit of the season, let's begin this pathetic charade.
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I never know what you're talking about.
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You talk like a jackass.
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You do this to torture me?
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- To hurt me? - You don't like Christmas music?
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It sounds like a song they sang
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when they would ride through the villages and throw the babies into the fire.
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They sang "Jingle Bells"?
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They sang something.
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Well, look at that, 8:00 already.
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Way past my bedtime.
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Where do I sleep?
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You're sitting on it.
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Does it turn into a bed?
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Yes, it becomes a bed.
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It's a special magic sofa.
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It opens up for magic lazy boy.
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And angels come and feed you grapes
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and sing to you while you sleep.
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And it flies around the room granting wishes for boys what are stupid.
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All right, it doesn't fold out!
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Can I look yet?
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Just a minute.
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Hey, this is supposed to be to Dewey from both of us.
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I picked it out.
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I stepped in it!
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Hey!
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Hey.
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Gotcha.
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Mom. How nice to see you home.
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I have had it!
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What are you doing?
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I am taking everything!
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Every present!
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Every decoration, every treat,
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I am locking it in the garage!
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Every single Christmas,
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you scream or burn or break or destroy!
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And I am putting a stop to it!
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She's stealing Christmas!
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Mom, you can't do this!
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Yeah, this is the last year
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- Dewey will believe in Santa Claus. - What?
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If you boys behave until Christmas morning,
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there will be a Christmas morning.
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Otherwise, these are going back to the store
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and Christmas will be canceled!
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You wouldn't cancel Christmas.
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You're bluffing.
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You canceled Christmas?
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I am not canceling Christmas, I'm holding it hostage.
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I know, it seems harsh, but nothing else has ever worked.
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Every year, we yell, we threaten, we bargain, we beg.
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Maybe this time they'll behave.
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We're in this together.
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I'm playing the unity card.
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- But, I-- - The unity card, Hal!
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I love Christmas.
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I know you do, dear.
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Wait, isn't there anything that trumps the unity card?
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Hal?
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I really think we can win this 'Nam thing.
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Hey, that's not for you. That's for the carolers.
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You ruining smoking for me.
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- You sound like you're dying. - You'd like that, wouldn't you?
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Yeah, you can't wait to get your hands on my things.
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Oh, yeah, Grandma, I got big plans for these doilies.
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And I really want that can of peaches on your shelf for 30 years.
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- Don't touch my peaches. - Oh, like I'm really gonna cha--
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โ™ช Christmas is here, bringing good cheer โ™ช
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โ™ช To young and old, meek and the bold โ™ช
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โ™ช Ding, dong, ding, dong That is their song โ™ช
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โ™ช With joyful ring, all caroling One seems to hear words of good cheer โ™ช
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Stop that racket!
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Decent people are trying to sleep!
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Your stupid music!
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There's no figgy pudding for you here!
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Please pass the syrup, please.
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- Thank you. - You are very welcome.
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- More coffee? - Please.
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- I'll get it for you, Mom. - That's okay.
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Well, then, I hope you'll let us wash the dishes.
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- We'd love to. - Absolutely.
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Now, that I'll take you up on.
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I think we can do this.
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It's Christmas Eve and we've behaved for 10 hours.
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Eight were asleep,
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but still, we can make it through another 24, right?
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- Who wants the last waffle? - I do.
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Oh, no.
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You know, I would really like that waffle.
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Yes, but I am a growing boy.
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Perhaps it would be best if I had the waffle.
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Thanks for offering it to me, boys.
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They are such good boys.
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Ow! God, what the hell's wrong with you?
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You like pushing me?
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That's what happens when you push, big, tough guy.
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Can't you do the entire family a favor and just die?
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All you have ever done is treat us like dirt!
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You shouldn't even be allowed to be a Grandma!
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Are you finished?
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Yes! I am-- Ow! God!
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Oh, I am so sorry.
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I should have kissed your boo-boos and made them better.
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I was supposed to tell the bad little boy stories
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and bake you giant sugar cookies
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and knit you nice, fluffy sweaters.
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I should have carried you and held you,
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and told you how much I loved your diapers.
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Why don't you just unhinge your jaw and finish me off?
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After my Magnum P.I.
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Lois. I'm home.
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Now, honey, I know I'm not supposed to this,
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but I saw something in the store and I had to get it for you.
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It's a little more than we agreed to spend on each other,
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but I figured, hey, it's Christmas.
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We have the whole rest of the year to follow the rules.
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It's beautiful.
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I mean, isn't that what the season is all about?
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You know, relaxing, enjoying things, making people happy.
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Hal, that's so sweet and thoughtful.
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I hope I get to open it.
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Rats.
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- You're doing it all wrong. - You have seven ornaments.
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I'm putting them on your tree, what's wrong?
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Go get the angel off mantel.
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Who's this?
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That is your grandfather when he was young man.
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Ugh. Tell me that eyebrow thing isn't genetic.
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You and him.
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Both the same.
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Always had to have your own way.
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Nothing ever good enough.
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Always had to fight everything.
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Victor always had to be so independent.
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Left home when he was 11.
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Lived on his own.
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Go to work on farm, plowing the fields.
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Like a man.
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Worked 18 hours a day.
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Had to sleep with the pigs.
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But he never complained.
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He was strong.
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He made something of himself.
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Ah.
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Nobody like that anymore.
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Everybody's too soft.
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Grandma, why don't you let me help you with that?
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Your grandfather was tough.
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He didn't take anything from anybody.
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He was proud.
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A man of honor.
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He was a wonderful...
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wonderful man.
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Victor.
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Grandma?
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Grandma?
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Oh.
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Oh, God.
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Just one more night. We can get through one night.
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We should be proud of ourselves.
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Everything's put away. We haven't had a single fight.
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We did it.
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We're going to get presents?
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We're gonna get presents.
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What do we do now?
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I guess we could take a nap.
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Or maybe play quietly. Very quietly.
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Shut up! Hey, shut up.
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Oh, God.
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I'll be so glad when Christmas is over.
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Yeah, we'll be safe for another year.
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Mom's doing this next Christmas?
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Why wouldn't she? It worked, didn't it?
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And what if it not just Christmas?
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What do you mean?
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What if she does it for other things like Halloween or Fourth of July, or birthdays?
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She can't do this!
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I can't take it anymore.
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We have to do something to stop her.
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- Something drastic. - I'm in.
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Mom needs to know she can't take special occasions hostage.
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She needs to know we don't negotiate.
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She turned a beautiful family holiday into a nightmare.
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It's time to show her the true spirit of Christmas.
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Before you say anything,
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I don't want you to think of this as Christmas cider.
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This is non-denominational winter cider.
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Well, the boys are doing so well, I--
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Lois?
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I'm a terrible mother.
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I shouldn't be allowed to have children.
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Oh, sweetie.
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I've ruined Christmas.
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What do you mean?
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The boys are behaving like I never knew they could behave.
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- I thought that's what you wanted. - Yeah, but I didn't want it like this.
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I wanted to take it back five minutes after I started grabbing those presents,
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but I didn't know how.
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- I'm a monster. - Oh, no, you're not a monster.
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I am. I really am.
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No, you're not a monster.
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Why won't you just admit I'm a monster?
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All right, in this particular case, you're a monster.
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I know.
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We'll just let the machine get it.
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Come on, you know how when you cry it makes me cry.
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You are a wonderful mother.
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And you're a wonderful person.
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Hey, Mom. It's Francis.
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I just want you to know that I am disgusted
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with the way you treat Grandma.
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Abandoning a helpless old woman at Christmas?
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I hope you're ashamed of yourself.
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I am. I am.
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Hal, the boys don't deserve this.
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I mean, they're a little high-spirited, but they're good, good boys.
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God, this feels so right.
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This is way better than real Christmas.
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Remember, mess them up just enough so Mom can't return them.
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Wait a minute.
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Mom got me the exact video game I asked for.
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These are better than what I asked for.
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You know what?
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Mom got me everything I wanted.
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Me, too.
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She listened to us.
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Okay, so, she got lucky a few times.
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I never asked for a stupid globe.
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That's mine.
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The cleats are yours.
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Mom really tried this year.
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All she wanted was a nice Christmas.
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And we ruined it.
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In all fairness, we ruin everything.
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Remember how happy we were a minute ago?
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How do we go back?
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I don't know.
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Do we have any paint left?
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No.
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Oh, well.
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What are you doing?
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Doing you a favor, so why don't you shut up and enjoy it?
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- What is this? - Oh, you don't wanna look in there.
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It's too sad.
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Whoa, Grandma, what are all these things?
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I mean, there must be a thousand dollars worth of stuff in here.
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$2,735.
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4,500 Canadian.
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What are they doing in your closet?
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They're gifts.
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For the family, for the relatives.
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For friends.
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But you never give presents, you...
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Oh, my God. Donatello with pizza-throwing action?
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- I wanted one of these when I was six. - I know you did.
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I bought that for you.
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- No, you didn't. - Yes, I did.
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And then, right before Christmas, your mommy put you on the phone,
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you call me "Poopy" and hung up.
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Is that the bread maker Mom was asking for?
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If she wants bread so much, she should write back
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when her mother writes to her.
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Oh. This was for cousin Nicola.
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I spent a day shopping for it.
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Then she marries a Protestant.
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That camera?
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For your father.
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Right before he refused to drive me to the liquor store. Ugh.
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All the nice things I do for people.
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Oh, my God, you're crazy.
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I just thought you were evil, but you are nuts!
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- What are you talking about? - Grandma, gifts aren't conditional.
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They're gifts. You give them to people because you love them.
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They're not something you can take away because of some petty slight.
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You're not teaching people anything. You haven't gotten back at them.
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They don't know they've upset you!
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All you've done here is constructed a monument to your own insanity!
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What kind of a person does that?
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A lonely...
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bitter...
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old woman.
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What?
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Look what I've done.
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What use is all these things to me now?
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They could have brought someone some happiness.
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Instead they rot here.
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Grandma?
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My heart.
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I think it's...
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melting.
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Yes.
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It's melting. Oh!
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You showed me the way, Francis, by yelling at me.
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Quick. Go get my magic sled.
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And me and my reindeers will go and give Christmas
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to all the mean, stupid, rude people!
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We'll all join hands and sing songs!
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And we'll sprinkle the ingrates with fairy dust and my...
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- Are you sure you wanna do this? - Yes.
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I don't know what I was thinking, taking presents away from children?
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What kind of a sick person does that?
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I just wanna get everything out of the garage,
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set it up in the house and have a nice Christmas.
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You know what?
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Why don't we wake up the boys and have Christmas tonight?
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I can't wait to see the look on their sweet little faces.
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Well, Hal, that was...
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smart of you to wake up the boys...
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so they could help us carry in the presents.
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Yes, yes. Uh...
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Well, come on. Come on, hurry up, boys.
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- Sure. - Yeah.
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Okay.
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I'll cut off his hands and stick them in his kakushnik!
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Ah!
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You're a klebleck.
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Roller skates.
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Oh, I hope you like them, sweetie.
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Ooh, I think we have another present here for Reese.
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I wonder what it is.
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This really is the best Christmas we've ever had.
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I don't know why we didn't try this whole denial thing a long time ago.