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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 3, Episode 17 — Dewey's Dog

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Malcolm in the Middle
Episode title: Dewey's Dog
Air date: April 07, 2002
Director: Bob Stevens
Top billed cast: Frankie Muniz, Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Justin Berfield, Erik Per Sullivan, Christopher Masterson
Dewey rules, thanks to his new dog that intimidates Malcolm and Reese; Hal and Lois hit the town with big plans---and flu symptoms.
Source: TMDB
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Hey.
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What are we watching?
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A documentary on eye surgery.
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They're reattaching a retina.
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The procedure involves making small incisions
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into the wall of the eye
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to allow the introduction of instruments into the vitreous cavity.
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Is there anything else on?
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Dad, this is interesting.
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I might be a doctor someday.
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You're right, you're right.
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The draining of the vitreous, the clear gel-like fluid
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that fills the back of the eye...
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Ah! I'm gonna go read.
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Kiki beats the heat in a red chiffon...
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You don't wanna watch a lingerie calendar shoot with your dad.
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Alexandra likes...
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♪ Yes, no, maybe ♪
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♪ I don't know ♪
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♪ Can you repeat the question? ♪
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♪ Life is unfair ♪
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you're doing groceries and DMV right?
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- Right. - Got the cable bill?
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Great, bye, guy.
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Did I just say, "Bye, guy," to you?
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I'm pretty sure you did.
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Hal, it's a lapse, it doesn't mean anything.
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- Guy? - Hal, it happens.
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Yes.
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Let's do this walking.
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Okay, just for argument's sake,
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Think about it.
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Will you hurry up with those dishes? My bubbles are evaporating.
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I swear I just saw Commandant Spangler standing outside the window.
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and that hook-handed maniac is at the top of the list.
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I know, for a long time I saw him every time I shut my eyes.
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You just have to remember we escaped from that hellhole.
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We made it out and found better lives for ourselves.
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Now, let's get these dishes done, we still have to snake out the toilets.
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Hey, guys, wait up!
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Hi, I'm Dewey.
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You smell terrible.
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I like you.
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Maybe you could come home with me.
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Dewey, you're not allowed to have a dog, remember?
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We want you to be miserable.
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That's right, son.
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It's our job to make sure we're as unfair as possible to you.
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Don't listen to them, Dewey.
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I've studied the matter thoroughly
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and I'm convinced you can get away with it.
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All you have to do is hide me. Hmm!
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I'll call you Marshmallow.
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♪ Tonight's the night ♪
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♪ It's gonna be all right ♪
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♪ Because I love you, girl ♪
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♪ Ain't nobody gonna stop us now ♪
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Hal, what are you doing here?
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Well, you're off work in five minutes
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and I am here to whisk you away for a night of romance.
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Oh, honey, that's so sweet, but I can't.
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I've gotta cover for Craig tonight.
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- Why? - Oh, he's sick as a dog.
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Come on, you know that guy is the biggest faker in the world!
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The last time he was out with the flu,
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we saw him jumping up and down in the window on the Today Show.
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That doesn't mean I wasn't sick.
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You didn't happen to tape that, did you?
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I set my timer wrong.
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Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
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After all the trouble you went through.
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No, it's no big deal.
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Really, it wasn't any trouble.
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Thanks again for the ride home. Wow.
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So, this is what it would been like to go to my prom.
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All I wanted was a nice evening with my wife.
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I even dug up the wedding vows I never...
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was able to read to her.
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What happened?
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Oh, she went into labor with Francis in the middle of the ceremony.
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I was gonna read them to her tonight.
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God.
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Now I feel awful.
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Don't worry about it, Craig, it's not your fault.
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No, I really feel awful.
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Shh.
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Are you awake?
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Oh, honey, I'm so sorry about tonight.
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Listen, tomorrow night I'm gonna fix us such a special dinner.
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We'll lock the boys in the garage, open a bottle of wine, it'll be great.
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Oh, I know, honey.
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I know.
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That's all I have.
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Is the roast medium rare? Did you put the wine in the fridge?
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Mom, my roast is perfect.
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I never even knew we had fancy silverware.
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When was the last time you used this?
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The night you were conceived, you want more details?
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- No. - Good.
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Thank you so much for your help.
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Now, get in your room and don't make a peep for the next five hours.
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Move!
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He's not a dog.
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He's just pretend.
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What's for dinner?
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A dog?
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Busted.
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- Please, don't tell Mom, please. - Do you have a death wish?
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Just let me have him one night, I love him and he loves me.
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Please, please!
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Okay, Dewey, relax. We won't tell.
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Thank you!
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So, when do we tell?
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As soon as Dad gets home.
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It'll be funnier.
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I couldn't sleep last night.
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Me too. Like there's something creepy in the air.
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Francis!
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Commandant Spangler.
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What are you doing in Alaska?
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I've come for you, Francis.
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I've been searching for you for months.
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Me? Why?
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Why?
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Because...
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after 32 years as an educator and disciplinarian,
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your desertion stood out as my only failure.
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A failure that...
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haunted my every waking moment.
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I began to see your face
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in those of other young cadets who didn't deserve the wrath
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that I poured down on their innocent souls.
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There was a lawsuit.
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Charges were filed.
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Disgrace.
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I can't even remember the fire...
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but I do remember the cause!
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Through all of my suffering...
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I saw the stupid grinning face of the one person responsible
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for all of my suffering!
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Who?
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Die!
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Die!
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Die!
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- Die. - Sir, cut it out. Your hooks are cold.
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And then Dewey and Marshmallow killed the evil dragon,
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rescued the poodle princess,
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and flew all the way back home.
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And they got medals and big red capes,
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and everybody loved them.
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Are you okay?
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Marshmallow! Whoa!
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Marshmallow, stop!
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Boys, I thought I told you to stay in your room.
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Marshmallow, hide.
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I don't understand it!
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An entire roast?
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With your bare hands?
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The salad, the potatoes, the green beans!
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What do you have to say for yourself?
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I was hungry, I guess.
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This is great, let's tell them about the dog
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and really nail his coffin shut.
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Not yet, I have a hunch.
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An entire stick of butter?
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Now. Let's tell them now.
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Wait for it.
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Wait for it.
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Wait a second.
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How could you eat
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a candle?
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I like candles.
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I think they're good.
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That's it, you are going to the hospital and getting your stomach pumped.
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All right, young man. I think you're empty.
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- Well? - He's fine.
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We didn't find any candles,
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but we did find some marbles and the waistband to a pair of underpants.
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Don't ask.
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Thank you, doctor.
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All right, Dewey, this is the end.
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You and your brothers are now officially in the red zone.
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- But-- - Red zone, mister.
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Tomorrow night I am taking your mother out on an emergency date.
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It will be a beautiful, romantic, magical evening
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that we need very badly.
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And nothing is going to derail it, on penalty of death.
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Good.
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Do you want your Army man?
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Okay.
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So, how's he doing'?
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I was up with him all night.
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He got pretty wild, but I think he's doing better now.
wild
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I wanna die.
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Why can't I just die?
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Stop talking like that, sir.
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This is just a momentary setback.
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I have nothing to live for.
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Mother no longer acknowledges me.
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I have no friends, no money.
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I won't even tell you how I paid for my journey up here.
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If it means anything to you, sir...
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you taught me how to be a man.
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I have no idea who you are.
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You don't remember me?
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After the hell that you put me through, you don't even remember me?
remember
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Cadet Dudley?
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No, Eric!
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I just spent the last 10 hours cradling you.
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Sir, this is because you're not feeling useful.
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Look, I talk to some people, and I think I may have found you a job.
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- A what? - It'd be with the Interior Department.
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You'd be helping the environment, working with people.
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You would be making a real difference.
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I can do that.
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Thank you, son.
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And, please, thank that girl for rocking me in her arms all night long.
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All right, who's ready for a fantastic night on the town?
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Oh, Hal.
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They're beautiful.
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Just give me two minutes to freshen up and I'll be ready to roll.
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Just stay put, Dewey.
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You're doing great.
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We've been in here for three hours.
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Hey, I'm just looking out for your best interests.
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Okay, dad just came home.
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Let's tell them now so it ruins their date.
dateruins
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Or we can wait till they come home and they might be drunk.
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This is true.
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All right, boys, your father and I are leaving now.
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I left the number for the restaurant.
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If we get a call, it better be from the coroner.
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Nothing is gonna ruin this night.
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My lady.
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Your carriage awaits.
awaits
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Well, I'm out of here.
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Back at 10?
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Sounds good.
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Dewey, you and your dopey dog are on your own for an hour or two!
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Nope.
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What? Did something happen to the dog?
happen
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Oh, he's fine, he's just busy destroying your comic book collection.
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What?
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That's it!
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You're getting rid of that thing right now!
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- And you're gonna pay for this! - I don't think so.
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Oh, I think so.
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Sit.
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I wasn't talking to him.
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Ever since the day I was born,
born
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you guys have been torturing me.
torturing
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I remember you trying to switch me for another baby at the park.
anotheranother-babybabyparkrememberswitch
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I remember you telling me the tooth fairy was a vampire.
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I remember every wet willy,
rememberwilly
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every booger sandwich, every stink hat...
boogersandwichstink
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Dewey, we're sorry.
dewey
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Every waffle butt,
buttwaffle
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every Chester Backster,
chester
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and every purple nurple!
nurplepurplepurple-nurple
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And now you're going to pay.
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Dewey, this isn't gonna work.
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Mom and Dad will be home in a few hours, that dog will be gone,
gonehomehours
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you'll be in trouble, and we'll kick your ass
kicktrouble
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for the next 10 years.
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I know. So, we'd better get started.
started
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What do you want?
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Everything.
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I want everything.
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Hal, this place is beautiful.
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It's so romantic, everything is fabulous.
fabulousromantic
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Yes, it is fabulous.
fabulous
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Look, they have your favorite, oysters. We'll have to order some of those.
favoriteorderoysters
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Actually, I had a big batch of oysters for lunch.
batchlunchoysters
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You did? Where did you get oysters?
oysters
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A guy has a cart outside the building.
buildingcart
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Besides, I am dying to try this plain broth.
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They're famous for it.
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For their broth? What are you talking about?
broth
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- Is that your friend Suzy from work? - Who?
friend
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That fat old man?
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Ah. Never mind. I'm just so excited to be here.
excitedmind
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Excuse me, sorry.
excuse
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Please, could you turn the air conditioning 10 to 15 degrees colder?
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Hal, what are you up to?
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I'll never tell.
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I love this.
love
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I'm having such a great time.
having
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Me, too.
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Excuse me.
excuse
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Hurry back.
hurry
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Oh, excuse me.
excuse
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I need your help.
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Here, here's $20.
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Go and buy me some medicine.
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Some cold medicine, and serve it to me in a champagne glass.
champagnecoldglassmedicineserve
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- But I-- - Just stop talking and go!
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Pencils down.
pencils
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Who wants to read their essay first?
essayreadwants
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Marshmallow?
marshmallow
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Why don't you choose?
choose
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"50 Reasons why Dewey is the greatest brother in the history of the universe
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and I'm a worthless chunk of garbage."
chunkgarbageworthless
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Is that what we were supposed to be writing about?
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From the top.
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"50 Reasons why Dewey is the greatest brother in the--
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Stop!
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Something's not right.
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Wait.
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There.
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Continue.
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Nobody move.
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Hello!
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I know someone's home.
homesomeones
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I saw shapes moving on the curtains!
curtainsmovingshapes
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Marshmallow, guard.
guardmarshmallow
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Hey, sport, is your dad home?
homesport
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No, they went to a restaurant, but they said you should go over--
restaurant
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I just came to drop off some pants.
droppants
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- They got-- - Craig, help!
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Help us, please!
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Dewey's gone crazy, he's holding us prisoner!
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I'm sorry you had to see this.
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"Number 12, his twinkling eyes."
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- To us. - To us.
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You know, Lois...
lois
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Don't pass out.
pass
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No, no, keep it together.
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Smile, smile. Laugh.
laughsmile
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You're going to throw up.
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Okay, if it comes to it, aim for the ice bucket.
bucketcomes
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♪ We're stinky and evil We're dumb and sarcastic ♪
dumbevilsarcasticstinky
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♪ While Dewey, in contrast Is super fantastic ♪
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♪ That's why Dewey is king ♪
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♪ Why Dewey is king ♪
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Hey, it's haircut time.
haircut
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Think of your favorite stooge
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and I'll be right back.
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Marshmallow, if anyone moves, eat them.
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This is insane.
insane
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We've got to do something.
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I'm Moe.
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We don't have a choice.
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I say, on the count of three, we split up
countsplitthree
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and all run for different doors.
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Are you nuts? He might get one of us.
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Yeah, but two of us will get away and get help.
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I'm willing if you are. I can't sing anymore.
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Ready?
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On three.
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One.
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Two. Three.
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Go, go, go!
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Good dog! No, no!
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Craig's a good guy.
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He always comes through for us.
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I couldn't find any rusty scissors, so, we're gonna have to use--
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Where is he? He should've been back by now.
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Look at this, my palms are sweating.
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Would you calm down?
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Here he comes.
comes
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So?
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For some reason, I was fired.
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I don't believe it, he's drunk again.
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You're just gonna have to face it, Francis.
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There's no hope for this guy.
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The only thing that ever made him remotely happy
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was tormenting and bullying helpless students.
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Without that, he's nothing.
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You call that a collage?
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It is an insult to the craft.
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I can see paste coming up over the top of the popsicle stick!
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- I'm sorry, I have a arthritis. - That's it!
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You have just lost pudding for the whole group.
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Feel free to thank Mrs. Meekitjuk,
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after I leave.
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I feel like dancing.
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Me too.
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Oh, darling, there's something I've wanted to say to you for the longest time.
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Uh-huh.
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I have to go to the hospital.
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Oh, Hal, you don't know how happy that makes me.
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What do you think, one more can?
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No, we don't wanna spoil him.
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Besides, he probably has to go to the bathroom now.
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Who wants to go out in the front yard?
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I'll remember this, too.
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"And how can words describe how I feel
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on this, the day of our marriage?
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You are my day, my night, the sun in my sky.
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You are the Duran to my Duran."
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Oh, Hal.
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"Her name is Lois and she dances on the sand,
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just like that river twisting through a dusty land."
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