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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 13, Episode 3 — The Gang Beats Boggs: Ladies Reboot

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Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Episode title: The Gang Beats Boggs: Ladies Reboot
Air date: September 19, 2018
Director: Kat Coiro
Top billed cast: Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Rob Mac, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito
To one-up the guys, Dee has organized an "all-female reboot" of the Wade Boggs challenge on a first-of-its-kind, all-female flight headed to L.A. for the women's march.
Source: TMDB
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I'm confused. Wade who?
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Wade Boggs. He's a Hall of Fame baseball guy
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who drank 70 beers on a cross-country flight.
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We're gonna beat that record.
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That's why I booked us these tickets.
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Uh, I thought we were flying to Los Angeles
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for the Women's March.
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Mm-hmm. You are correct that this is an all-female flight
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on the way to the Women's March...
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It's about the Boggs thing.
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I didn't know it was an all-female flight.
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That feels dangerous.
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What are you... no, hey! Come on!
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- Oh! - Can't smoke on an airplane.
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Goddamn, when's the last time you flew?
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Yeah, I don't get it. You already did this.
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Shouldn't we do our own thing? Why are we copying the guys?
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No, that's the whole point.
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It's the same exact thing, but it's with women.
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Right? So it's a new idea.
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Okay, I just feel that if it's all with women,
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- then it should be better. - Why can't we just do the same thing?
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Because if we do the same thing then why are we doing it at all?
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Yeah, I got to say I agree with that.
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I mean, why can't we just come up with our own record to break?
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Like some badass woman who could really throw them back?
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You know, Judy Garland, Liz Taylor...
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Joan Crawford...
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Betty Ford!
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No.
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Those are all sad examples of alcohol abuse.
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The Boggs thing just feels more fun, you know?
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When women do it, it just feels sad.
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but I figured I could do that and participate
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What kind of plane is this?
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with the whites and we're way back here?
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Wow. I never heard you talk so much. Truly awful.
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What is going on with her? Why is she so perky?
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She ate all her nicotine patches already.
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Ate them?! What? You're not supposed to eat them.
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Oh, my God, there was a two-week supply.
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You know what? Who cares? Who cares?
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In that case, since you're all hopped up,
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Just mark everybody's shirts every time they finish a beer.
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en route to the Women's March.
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Hell yeah! Can't wait.
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Oh, no. Two women pilots.
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- I'm getting out of here. - No, no, no. S-Sit down.
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Sit down. You're not getting... everything's fine.
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You're not getting off. Sit down.
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We're in mid-goddamn-air. You know what? Drink your beer.
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Keep going like that, we might have ourselves a real scrimmage.
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She's gonna be passed out by Indiana.
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Just mark her shirt off while she's still in the game.
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Was not expecting this line.
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Why do women pee so much?
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- I wasn't. - All right, shut up.
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What's with this line? It hasn't moved.
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All right. Nine, huh?
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- Yeah. - Nine, Waitress.
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Very nice. I like that.
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Some record chugging. What's your secret?
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- I'm an alcoholic. - That'll do it.
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Artemis, one? Only one? Come on.
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Just feels lazy and uninspired to do exactly what the men did.
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Let's at least beat a female sports star.
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Ooh, I like that idea. Like who?
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Secretariat?
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The racehorse?
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I like that. Let's beat a Secretariat.
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She should be a boss. But fine.
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I don't get into this bathroom soon I'm gonna shit my pants!
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Yes! Do it! See? That's what I'm talking about.
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Gross-out humor. It's like taking the original
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to the next level. See? Nobody expects that from women.
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It's so much more shocking, isn't it?
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Oh. Here we go.
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Yes. Thank you. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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- I need two more beers. - We're out.
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No problemo.
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I planned for this.
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Mm-hmm.
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They don't check medical bags.
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How's that for originality?
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What-what the hell?
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Where-where are my beers?
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Oh, I had to make room for all my merchandise.
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Just, uh, crystals, worry dolls, dream catchers,
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labia rings-- your basics.
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It's a land of sad,
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and clean orgasms.
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See? Lookin' at my first customer.
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I-I love to scam pathetic, sad, lonely women.
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But let's wait till we get to California.
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For now, I need to get you drunk.
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I need beers. Goddamn it.
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All right. Hey, hey!
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Hey, you! Servant!
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Hold on a sec. Servant.
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Oh, dear God.
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How do I keep winding up with you people?
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Do you...
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I used to work at Guigino's.
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and I waited on you guys at the Super Bowl.
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- Nothing? Mm? - Nope.
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- Forget it, forget it, forget it. - Nope. Nope.
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What can I do for ya?
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Hold on a second.
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Shouldn't there be a woman servant
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Well, it's "flight attendant,"
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and I actually volunteered,
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because I think women have been disrespected for far too long
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and I wanted to honor them and be their champion...
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Great. You're a soy boy beta cuck.
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- A what? - Whatever.
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Look, uh, we're doing the Boggs thing.
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I don't know what that is.
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Wade Boggs.
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Doesn't matter. Uh, listen, we're gonna need
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And you can put it on the Boggs account.
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Just make sure you keep all the ladies
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in the white tees lubricated.
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Okay. I'm afraid we don't have any beer, is the thing.
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- What? What did you say? - Yeah.
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Uh, in honor of the Women's March, we are serving pink wine.
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So we only have rosé.
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- Right. Okay. - Yeah.
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Uh, we'll take a shit-ton of pink wine.
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- Thank you. - Okay. You're welcome.
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Hey, hags, come on. I got news.
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All racehorses are male.
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I know, because I find them so attractive.
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Well, that's messed up. Why-why woman horses can't race?
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They should be able...
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They can run just as fast as the boy horses.
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- That's not what we're ta... - They should march.
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- Pussies on the track. - Getting off track. That's not...
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Pussies on the track. - What are you doing?
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- Pussies on the track. - Shut up! Stop it!
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- We should not drink in protest. - Stop! Shut up! Okay?
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Shut up!
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It's all right. It's all right, 'cause I got a new plan.
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Okay? You guys need a female athlete?
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Check this out.
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I happen to know that tennis great Martina Navratilova
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drank 70 beers on a flight to L.A.,
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only to wake up the next morning
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and beat her rival, Chris Evert, at the California Open.
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- Mm, that's very impressive. - Mm-hmm.
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So now we're gonna try to beat Martina Tinatinova...
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No, goddamn it! We're doing the Boggs thing.
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We're still doing the Boggs thing,
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but you're gonna use Martina as your inspiration. See? Okay.
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And we're also switching to pink wine.
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How's that, Artemis, for switching it up?
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Trying new stuff?
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You can't just change one small specific and call it new.
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- I changed three! The wine... - We're still copying the men.
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- ...the athlete, and the bag! - Copy, copy, copy.
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I will drink anything that you put in front of me.
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Okay!
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Well, there you go. Did you hear that?
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You happy? Okay, great.
happy
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So, we're all settled.
settled
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I just need to do a quick conversion
quick
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because beer has a five percent alcohol content
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and rosé has a 12% alcohol content.
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Oh, dear! Watching a woman do math scares me!
dearmathscareswatchingwoman
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Okay, so every little airplane bottle of wine
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will equal 2.4 beers,
beersequal
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so we'd have to drink
drink
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29.17 bottles of wine to equal 70 beers. Okay.
beersbottlesequalwine
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So let's just call it an even 29 to win. Good?
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Nerd.
nerd
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Oh... We're doing a good job on those guys, huh? Mmm...
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Oh, yeah. We're tearing it up. Tearing it up.
tearing
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Yeah. Okay. Whoo!
whoo
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Man, it is sad that there are only chicks on this plane
chicksplane
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'cause, I mean, I am all horned up.
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Well, there is a-a male servant.
maleservant
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Oh, yeah? Hot?
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No. Soy boy beta cuck.
betacucksoy-boy-beta-cuck
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I know, but, uh, don't get distracted by that, okay?
distracted
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The main reason I picked an all-female flight
femaleflightmainmain-reasonpickedreason
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is because sex is how Dennis lost.
dennislost
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Oh, Dennis? I-I like to hear about Dennis.
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Tell me more.
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He and Frank, he... they made a side bet, you know.
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See who could have sex.
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And then Dennis ended up banging this disgusting person,
bangingdennisdisgustingendedperson
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and then he got off at North Dakota to avoid her.
avoiddakotanorthnorth-dakota
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He was... He was the first one out.
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So-so Dennis had sex on the plane, how-how many women?
dennisplanewomen
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- Just the one. Again... - Hm...
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...don't get distracted by that.
distracted
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Well, I'm gonna beat his record.
beatrecord
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There's only one man on this flight.
flight
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Okay, well, I will figure something out.
figure
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No, no, no. Stop. Stop it, okay? Kno-Knock it off.
knock
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You're my Chris Evert. You're my rival, okay?
chrischris-evertevertrival
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The only reason you're here is so that my hatred of you
hatredreason
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can fuel my desire to beat you, okay?
beatdesirefuel
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So I need you staying in the game.
gamestaying
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Okay. Then I'm gonna beat you, you skank.
beatskank
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Yes. that is the spirit.
spirit
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The only way to beat men is by competing against other women.
beatcompetingwomen
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Here's to that.
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Oh.
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- Oh, it hurts so much... - Where the hell is he?
hurts
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I dinged that goddamn thing ten years ago.
goddamnyears
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Yeah.
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So the rose quartz is a healing gemstone,
healingrose
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as well as the lapis lazuli.
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And the goddess stone is for putting up your snatch.
goddessputtingsnatchstone
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- Only $70, ladies. - All right. All right.
ladies
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What the hell is this shit? What are you doing?
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I'm selling my sundries, okay?
selling
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Why wait for California
california
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when I've got a captive audience right now?
audiencecaptive
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Here. Drink this.
drink
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Mm-mmm.
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What is that? Oh, my God.
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Are you trying to poison me? That's not alcohol.
alcoholpoison
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No, it's my special "uni-tea."
special
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Well, it's selling like hotcakes.
selling
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Drink up, ladies.
drinkladies
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It helps your prostate.
helpsprostate
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Women don't have a prostate, goddammit.
goddammitprostatewomen
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Or is that what men want you to believe?
believe
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You're supposed to be drinking wines.
drinkingsupposed
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You know, you're not supposed to be selling vag rocks
rockssellingsupposed
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and-and shit tea.
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You ca... Six? Six is pathetic, even for you.
pathetic
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No, you know what's pathetic? Is this Boggs ladies remake.
boggsladiespathetic
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- Don't do that. - Huh? Yeah, no.
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I will do that. This Boggs is busted,
boggsbusted
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'cause I'm doing my own thing now.
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And it's empowering and communal.
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Next-level shit, right, ladies?
ladieslevel
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Not to mention I've already taken these bitches
bitchesmentiontaken
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for three hundo, so, what?
three
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All right, goddammit, Mrs. Mac, Artemis is out.
artemisgoddammit
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Yeah. Out... of this world.
world
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Sw... Oh, okay.
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All right. Okay.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, six is a yonic number, I'm cool with it.
coolnumber
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Hey, who wants me to read their moon charts?
chartsmoonreadwants
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- Oh, oh. - Yes.
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Where's the goddamn drink slave?
drinkgoddamnslave
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Does anybody here do their job?
anybody
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Oh, hello, Deandra.
deandra
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Hey. 15, huh?
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Nice. I underestimated you, champ.
champunderestimated
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I'm trying to find the guy to get us some more drinks
drinks
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to calm your nerves, but I think...
calmnerves
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Oh, I don't need any more. I found a man
found
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to help me feel safe.
safe
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- Who, the waiter? - No.
waiter
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A real man.
real
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Yo!
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Frank. What... What the hell are you doing here?
frank
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I'm posting up.
posting
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I figure a plane full of broads,
broadsfigurefullplane
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there's gonna be a lot of horny women,
hornywomen
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so I'm like a spider waiting back here to catch some flies.
catchfliesspiderwaiting
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No. No, goddamn it.
goddamngoddamn-it
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This is my all-female version.
femaleversion
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You're not supposed to be here.
supposed
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Whe... In every reboot you gotta have somebody
rebootsomebody
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from the original to make a cameo.
original
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- No. - Hey.
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I heard there's a man back here.
heard
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Oh. Nope. It's just you.
nope
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- Want to rumble? - No, I don't,
rumble
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but I do want to beat Dennis, so just pop it in.
beatdennis
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I'm gonna need more wine.
wine
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, drink slave.
drinkslavewhoawhoa-whoawhoa-whoa-whoa
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Been looking all over the damn plane.
lookingplane
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I need more five more bottles.
bottlesfive
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Sorry, that is not possible.
possible
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One of our premier passengers just bought
boughtpassengerspremier
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the rest of the bottles on the plane.
bottlesplanerest
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What? Who?
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Whoa.
whoa
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Coach people are not allowed in first class.
allowedclasscoach
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Oh.
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Okay, so I'm a second-class person?
classpersonsecond
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- Mm. - Is that 'cause I'm a woman?
woman
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- Did you hear that, ladies?! - That's not what I said.
ladies
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Oh, Oh, my God!
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Did you just try and slap me in my face?
faceslap
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- No. - Oh, you better say cheese, buddy,
buddycheese
↓
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'cause you're about to go viral.
viral
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Gotta connect Wi-Fi... Oh, she picked up.
connectpicked
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- Oh, hi, Dee. - Hey. Hi.
↓
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What are you guys doing on my phone?
phone
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How many checks do you have on your...
checks
↓
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- It's only got 20-20 beers. - No.
beers
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- We knew you wouldn't do it. - No, 20 wines. I sw...
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- We had to switch to wine. - Three beers. Three beers.
beersswitchthreethree-beerswine
↓
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- They ran out of the beers. - We knew you wouldn't do it.
beers
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Wine has a higher blood alcohol content.
alcoholbloodcontenthigherwine
↓
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They switched to wine 'cause of Women's March.
marchswitchedwinewomenswomens-march
↓
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- There is no smoking in here. - A higher blood alcohol...
alcoholbloodhighersmoking
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Whoever's in... This a friend of yours?
friendwhoevers
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- Who is this? - Oh, my God.
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- Goddamn it, Mrs. Mac. - Hello?
goddamngoddamn-it
↓
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Hello?
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- It's the women pilots! - What? No.
pilotswomen
↓
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Oh, we're all gonna crash!
crash
↓
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No, we're not. Ma'am. Ma'am.
maammaam-maam
↓
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I've got to get out of here!
↓
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- We're fine, calm down. - You've got to take over the controls!
calmcontrols
↓
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All right, where's the wine?
wine
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Which one of you first-class assholes decided
assholesclassdecided
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to go and take all the wine?
wine
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'Cause I'm gonna be needing a fe-a few of 'em back.
needing
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Looking for this?
looking
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- Snail? - Yeah.
snail
↓
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Heard you were doing the Boggs Soggs lady reboot thing.
boggsheardladyreboot
↓
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Did you lose my invitation?
invitationlose
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No. You weren't invited.
invited
↓
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Come on. You don't want the coolest chick
chickcoolest
↓
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in the world around?
world
↓
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You're so jealous, obvi.
jealous
↓
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I'm not jealous of you, I didn't invite you
invitejealous
↓
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because you're the worst.
worst
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Oh, really? 'Cause I'm gonna ruin your game now.
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Good luck beating the guys.
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You're stuck at 20, 'cause I bought all the wine.
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Mm-mmm.
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- I'm gonna salt you, Snail! (grunts) Back! - Mm-mmm... Mm!
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Stop it! Help me!
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- Stewardess! - Oh, what now?
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♪ When funny little men ♪
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♪ Are walking down the golden road ♪
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♪ Rainbows, rainbows and wine... ♪
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Oh, wine. May I borrow this?
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Thank you.
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She's gone full Judy Garland. Isn't it glorious?
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All right. Well, you don't do the mic thing, though.
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The mic thing... Uh, the mic thing is my thing.
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♪ Rainbows and wine ♪
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♪ Rainbows and... ♪ No! no!
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Yeah. Yeah, I did the mic thing last time and it killed,
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but when you do it, it just seems to be depressing and sad.
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That's because when women drink, it is depressing and sad.
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I had sex in the bathroom with Frank,
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and now I'm in a shame spiral.
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I'm gonna drink myself to death.
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Okay, there you go. Whatever keeps you going.
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Stand up, though, okay? Stand up, though, Waitress.
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No, no, no, no, no. No, no. Stay with me. Hey.
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- Stay with me. Hang in there. - Dennis.
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Not Dennis! Don't-don't do...
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Don't touch me, okay? Wake up. We're not...
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Goddamn it. We're not even halfway to California.
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Step aside, Dee, and let me do my job.
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Fine. Goddamn it.
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Giving up so easy?
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Martina Navratilova?
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I never thought you'd give up when you're so close
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to beating the record.
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I can't do it, Marty.
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- Don't call me that. - Well, I'm all out of booze,
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and I'm all out of motivation.
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Right? 'Cause my competition pussed out, up there.
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And this one back here.
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It was my hatred for them
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that kept me going.
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It's not about hating your opponent.
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Chris Evert and I were actually good friends.
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We'd play a hard match,
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but then go out for dinner after.
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Male opponents have the luxury of hating each other.
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But, as women, we had to stick together
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to fight for the respect we deserve
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and grow the sport.
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- Get it? - Yeah.
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You and Chris were...
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No.
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- No. - No.
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- Okay, I don't get it. - You and your friends need to...
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- You know what? Forget it. - What?
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You're using me as inspiration,
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but you don't know anything about me.
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- I don't even look like this. - Yeah, you do.
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No, it's just your imagination filling in the blanks.
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Really?
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Now you're imagining me as Lori Petty
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in A League of Their Own.
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That was a good female reboot.
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No, it was its own thing.
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And just so you know, I never drank 70 beers
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before winning the California Open.
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That's not even a real event.
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Your whole hallucination is a mess.
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Who cares? Tennis is boring.
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Let's face it, I'm not gonna find my Chris Evert
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in this sea of duds.
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It's over.
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Deandra, you should have let them crazy boys do this.
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Well, now, don't you start.
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I'll be your Chris Evert.
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No, get out of here, Snail. I don't respect you.
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Oh, yeah? Well, respect this.
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I've been playing the game the whole time.
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You're one behind me, loser.
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Snail.
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Let's do this.
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Too much spit.
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Ah, I did it! I did it.
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I'm Mar-I'm Martina!
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It's okay, baby girl. It's over.
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I know it's over.
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'Cause I beat Martina.
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I beat Boggs.
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I'm about to beat all of 'em.
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No. It's over.
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I'm pulling the plug on your male hand-me-down plot.
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As women, we deserve better.
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We deserve our own story.
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What is happening?
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That tea that I served
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was spiked with ayahuasca.
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♪ We're talkin' baseball ♪
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♪ Kluszewski, Campanella ♪
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♪ Talkin' baseball ♪
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♪ The Man and Bobby Feller, the Scooter... ♪
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Oh, no!
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It's coming out both ends.
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The maximum gross-out.
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So nobody saw that coming from women.
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Oh, God, wha... What is going on?
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I'm tripping so hard.
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Where are we?
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Are we in L.A.?
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- No. We're in North Dakota. - Mm.
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And only those passengers deemed fit to fly
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will go on to Los Angeles.
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And you're not one of them.
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- No. - Oh. Wait.
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One more thing.
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Mm...
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Okay.
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Bye-bye. Thank you for flying with us.
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California, USA.
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- Meh. - Mmm...
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Meh.