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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 13, Episode 2 — The Gang Escapes

TMDB episode metadata

Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Episode title: The Gang Escapes

Air date: September 12, 2018

Director: LP

Top billed cast: Charlie Day, Rob Mac, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito

To boost productivity, Dee hires an at-home "Escape Room Experience" service to come to Dennis and Mac's apartment. Will they escape? Who will get the credit? What could go wrong?

Source: TMDB

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and then we try to escape. That's it?

escape

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Yes, that's correct. People all over the world do this.

correct world

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We're one of 15 escape room companies in Philly alone.

alone companies escape philly room

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Yes, I'm fully aware of this practice.

aware fully practice

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It's a highly sexual experience for people.

experience highly sexual

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You'll get no judgments from us.

judgments

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No. No, no, no. I'm sorry, this is not sexual.

sexual

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It's not sexual. Then I don't know what this is.

sexual

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You solve puzzles in order to escape from a room.

escape order puzzles room solve

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It's really about seeing how well you work as a team,

seeing team

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and it's also a lot of fun.

fun

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- Hmm. - This sounds very nerdy.

nerdy sounds

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- Is this a nerd thing? - It's definitely a nerd thing.

nerd

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- I don't do nerd things. - No, no, no, no.

nerd

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It's not-it's not nerdy. It's not nerdy.

nerdy

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It's actually really fun.

fun

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That's why I set this whole thing up. You know?

whole

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It's fun. I've done one before.

fun

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- You've done one? - With who?

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- My friends. - What?!

friends

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- What friends? - We're your friends.

friends

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All right, I did it alone.

alone

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Hey, it doesn't matter. It's fun.

fun matter

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So wait, wait a minute, so what's the prize?

minute prize

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If we get out of the room, what do we get?

room

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Well, if you escape before your time is up,

escape

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we will put your team photo on our website.

photo team website

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- Just the picture? - Just the picture.

picture

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- That's the worst thing I've ever heard. - And it's not sexual?

heard sexual worst

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- I'm out. I'm out. - Come on. Why does

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there have to be a prize? Why does it have to be sexual?

prize sexual

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Why can't men just do something for the challenge of it,

challenge

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'cause it's fun?

fun

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Men don't do things just to do them.

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Okay? We're busy running the world,

busy running world

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We need stakes. If there's no stakes, what's the point?

point stakes

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That's a good idea, though.

idea

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How about if whoever wins,

wins

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- Yeah. - That makes sense.

makes makes-sense sense

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- That could be fun. - As a man, that makes sense.

fun makes makes-sense sense

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- Well, okay, yes. - Different.

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You see, I get out of the room.

room

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That means I win the game,

game

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the lady here, she takes me out for a steak,

lady steak takes

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- and then it becomes sexual. - Nope. No.

becomes nope sexual

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That's not how it works. So you have to win as a team...

team works

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You know what? Don't explain it anymore.

anymore explain

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Ooh, hoo, hoo, this is gonna be so good.

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What are you screaming at, Deandra?

deandra screaming

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You didn't even find it.

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It was right there on the table.

table

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WOMAN Greetings and salutations,

greetings salutations woman

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- Detectives. - Who's that broad?

broad detectives

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It's Amanda from before. She's just doing a bad British accent.

accent amanda british british-accent

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A tuppence to you, Amanda.

amanda

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- Oh, now she's gonna do it. - Doth thou...

doth thou

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Give me this, 'cause you can't...

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All right. Yeah, Amanda, um, if you do that accent,

accent amanda

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then Dee's gonna want to do it, and we hate that.

dees hate

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Yeah. Yeah.

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So w-why don't you just go? You go.

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You have arrived

arrived

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at 221B Baker Street,

baker baker-street street

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home of world-famous... um, excuse me.

excuse famous home world world-famous

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You're not supposed to start searching yet.

searching start supposed

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- I haven't started the timer. - I didn't.

started timer

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AMANDA Oh, yes, you did.

amanda

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I can see and hear everything you do.

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No, you didn't. Again, I can see you.

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Yeah, um, Amanda, she's not gonna stop,

amanda

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AMANDA Oh, u-uh, Holmes is in trouble,

amanda holmes trouble

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- and he needs your help... - Yeah, faster, faster.

faster needs

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Oh, okay, well, if you need a hint...

hint

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at all. Um, why don't you just go ahead and start the game?

ahead game go-ahead start

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AMANDA Okay, fine, your time starts now.

amanda starts

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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, she locked the door? - Yeah.

door locked whoa whoa-whoa whoa-whoa-whoa

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- That's what the game... - No, that's-that's no good.

game

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I can't have that. I can't be locked in.

locked

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- W-What's the code for the door? - That's the whole point, Frank.

code door frank point whole whole-point

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- We're supposed to work together... - Shut up, Deandra.

deandra supposed

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- I can't be locked in here. - O-Okay, calm down.

calm locked

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You know, I was worried that this might happen.

happen might might-happen worried

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Frank hasn't been locked up since the nitwit school,

frank locked nitwit school

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so he gets a little tight about it.

tight

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I brought some of that gum you like, buddy.

brought buddy

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You want to chew on that? Want to chew on that?

chew

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Uh, let's huddle up. Guys, listen, listen.

huddle

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Frank, it's gonna be cool, man, we can do...

cool frank

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we can totally do this. Okay.

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actually split up into teams, and then when we find something,

split teams

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we come... we come back together,

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and we put... we use the... collective brain power...

brain collective power

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I'm sorry. Frank, that gum-chewing is insane.

chewing frank insane

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- What? - The chewing of the gum. It's happening,

chewing

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u-uh, right in my ear. It's ludicrous.

ludicrous

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That-that is the most irritating sound on Earth.

earth irritating sound

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Ooh, ooh, ooh! Guys, guys.

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I'm thinking that since I've done this before,

thinking

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- I should probably quarterback this thing. - Well, I spoke too soon.

quarterback spoke

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That's the most irritating sound on Earth.

earth irritating sound

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- Yeah, yeah. - Just, I can walk you guys through

walk

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how to get clues, what you're looking for, specifically.

clues looking specifically

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- Why don't you just go find the clues? - Thanks, Dee.

clues thanks

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- Help us out. Thanks, Dee. - Go, go, go.

thanks

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Is she gonna do that the whole time, man?

whole

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You know she is.

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Does she think she's the leader?

leader

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Everybody knows quarterbacks are men.

everybody everybody-knows knows

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And honestly, like, I don't want to say it out loud,

loud

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- but a female leader? It's just... - No.

female leader

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Doesn't sit well, right? Doesn't sit well with me.

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- Gives me chills. - It feels, like, un-American, maybe?

american feels gives

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- Yeah. Bro. - It's un-American.

american

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- Very un-American. - Is it? Is it?

american

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Thing is, is like, we had a vote in America.

america vote

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- Yeah. - We almost had one,

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No women.

women

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No, no, no, come on, you guys.

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No, we're supposed to do this together.

supposed

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We're supposed to do it... Goddamn it!

goddamn goddamn-it supposed

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Ah...

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so-so much more relaxed without her in here.

relaxed

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Both of 'em. I mean, the last thing we need is two women,

women

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- "helping us"? - Oh, I know.

helping

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Why do you have a lock on the outside of your door?

door lock

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Uh, well, that's... Don't ask. You... Look, the point is,

point

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th-there's a lock on the door,

door lock

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and there's no way Dee's getting out of there.

dees

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All right,

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so now that we don't have those ladies squawking in our ears,

ears ladies squawking

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let's get back to doing what men do best,

best

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and we strategize, okay?

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So we need to come up with a game plan.

game game-plan plan

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- Yeah? All right. - Mm.

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- Yes. I know exactly what we should do. - I actually have a good idea.

idea

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- Wait. Hold on. Wait, don't interrupt me. - Here's what we do...

interrupt

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Let me say my idea first.

idea

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- I have a great idea. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

idea whoa whoa-whoa whoa-whoa-whoa

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Slow down, slow down. Okay.

slow

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Clearly, we're gonna have to designate a leader here.

leader

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- Oh! Right. - Right?

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What are we... That's what men... Right!

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We-we figure out who's, uh, in charge.

charge figure

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- Right, exactly. - That's how things work.

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I nominate Dennis.

dennis

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- Right, Dennis? - Uh, I-I am very smart,

dennis smart

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and it's not a bad idea to have me be the leader.

idea leader

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Plus, also now that you've said it,

plus

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I feel like it can't be unsaid.

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I wouldn't have said it, but it is true.

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Uh... technically, Frank is the oldest,

frank oldest technically

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which makes him the smartest.

makes smartest

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Yeah, but Dennis is, like, the smartest person I've ever met,

dennis person smartest smartest-person

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and I've met, like, a hundred people.

hundred

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Ooh, you know, that is a lot of people.

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Well, I've met, like 105.

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- Now, why would you... - You have not. Where?

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- Whatever. Supermarket, mall. - Charlie knows a lot of people.

charlie knows mall supermarket

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- I know people. - I'll table it, I'll table it.

table

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Why don't we break up into the two teams?

break teams

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I'll pick my leader,

leader pick

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you pick yours, and we can find our own clues.

clues pick

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Uh, you know what? That's actually a really great idea,

idea

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because that creates a more competitive atmosphere,

atmosphere competitive creates

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- Okay. - which is more conducive

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to the problem-solving abilities of a man. Huh?

abilities problem solving

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- Huh? - Yeah. Yeah, I think he's right.

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- All right. You and me? Want to split off? - Okay.

split

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- You and me. Let's go. - Lose these bozos.

bozos lose

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- We need 'em? No. - All right, we're out of here.

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- Come on, follow me. I got a couple ideas. - He might-he might die.

couple follow ideas might

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- He might die. Yeah. - Good luck, suckers.

luck might suckers

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All right. Hey, let's, uh, let's find some clues, buddy.

buddy clues

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Don't worry, Dennis, I already found one,

dennis found worry

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and I think it's significant.

significant

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- Whoa. - It's a heart-shaped lock.

heart heart-shaped lock shaped whoa

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- Whoa, excellent find, buddy. - Yeah.

buddy excellent whoa

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Excellent. Okay, the game is afoot.

excellent game

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- All right. - Yes! Yes.

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Let's-let's keep this between us.

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Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

course

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- Nice, nice. - I won't tell them.

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I-I'm terrified. I don't feel

terrified

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like touching anything in Mac's room.

macs room touching

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- Hey, don't touch the bike. - I'm not going near that.

bike near touch

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- Okay, all right. - But we can't let them beat us.

beat

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- Frank, Frank, Frank. Frank. - Just look. We don't...

frank frank-frank frank-frank-frank

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Look no further.

further

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- 'Cause when I was out there... - Hmm?

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...I already found one.

found

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Great! You didn't-you didn't tell them.

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No, I'm not gonna tell them.

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Because the most important aspect of a man's success

aspect mans success

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is to never trust another man.

another trust

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- For sure, yeah. - Okay, well, w-what is it?

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- All right, check it out. - Hmm?

check

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A heart-shaped key.

heart heart-shaped shaped

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Oh!

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Ugh!

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Goddamn! Sons of bitches.

bitches goddamn sons

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Amanda, what's the protocol when a team

amanda protocol team

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locks one of their team members in another room?

another another-room locks members room team

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AMANDA I have no idea.

amanda idea

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This has never happened before.

happened

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All right, well, what are they doing out there?

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Not much. They've basically just been arguing

arguing

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about which one is in charge this whole time.

charge whole

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All right, well, have they found the heart-shaped

found heart heart-shaped shaped

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- lock and key yet? - They have, but they

lock

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refuse to admit it to one...

admit refuse

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Wait, how did you know about that clue?

clue

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Ooh, yeah, yeah. I've done this exact same escape room before.

escape exact room

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Yeah, that's why I picked it.

picked

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I wanted to show them that I'm smart and I can solve stuff.

smart solve stuff wanted

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By cheating your way through a game you've already played?

cheating game played

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Okay, don't judge me, nerd. All right? I don't need that.

judge nerd

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What I need is for you to get me out there

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- so I can solve puzzles and be a star. - Okay, well, again,

puzzles solve star

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this is a team-building exercise.

building exercise team team-building

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Perhaps if you could tell them about the lock and the key,

lock perhaps

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they'd let you out of the room.

room theyd

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Oh, yeah, right. I'm sure-- and give them the satisfaction

satisfaction

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of unlocking it? No, thanks. Now, come on, sister.

sister thanks

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We got-we got to stick together

stick

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and solve this problem the way women do.

problem solve women

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Let's approach it like women. Right?

approach women

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Through cooperation we can find a way to emasculate the men

cooperation

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whose attention we're seeking.

attention seeking

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I don't feel comfortable with this.

comfortable

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Let's see how comfortable you feel in five minutes,

comfortable five five-minutes minutes

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when they get frustrated and start smashing all your shit.

frustrated smashing start

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It's not in here.

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Yeah. Nope. Here either. You now what?

nope

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Let's-let's just... let's stop.

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Let's just... Okay. We've smashed a lot of things here,

smashed

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and I'm not seeing a single key,

seeing single

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which means the key's got to be in your room

keys room

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with Charlie and Frank. Now... Oh, damn it, Mac.

charlie frank

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Stop-stop chewing so loudly.

chewing loudly

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I'm not chewing anything.

chewing

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Well, I can't think. Okay?

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I hear you chewing, and I can't think.

chewing

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I don't have anything in my mouth.

mouth

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Oh, Jesus.

jesus

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That's Frank in the other room.

frank room

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You know what that is, right?

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That's a power play.

power

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Frank's trying to assert his dominance over me.

dominance franks

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It's a classic alpha move.

alpha classic

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- Oh, my God, it is? - Yeah. Yeah.

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No, no, no. Don't sit. Don't sit.

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- Oh, sorry. - You see,

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by constantly chewing so loudly,

chewing constantly loudly

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he's sending a very clear message that he is the head cow.

clear head message sending

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And, as we all know,

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the head cow's always grazing.

cows head

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Aren't all cows female?

cows female

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Well, that was a metaphor. Okay, you know...

metaphor

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Mac, sometimes I'm just riffing.

riffing sometimes

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Would you allow me to riff?

allow riff

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As the leader, can I riff? Can I riff?!

leader riff

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- Ye-Yes, yes, yes. Yes. - All right, so the point is

point

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go get me some of that gum.

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That was the point you were making? You want gum?

point

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Well, yes, I need the gum. It sends a very important,

sends

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subconscious cue that sets the tone for pack animals.

animals pack sets subconscious tone

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I need to assert myself to this monkey

monkey

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so that he'll submit to my will,

submit

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and we can win the game and get the hell out of this place.

game place

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I'm so sorry, Dennis. I'm very confused...

confused dennis

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Don't sit down!

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Yes. Um...

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Just a clarifying question: are-are we monkeys or cows?

cows monkeys question

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We're whatever the hell I say we are, okay?

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I'm just riffing. Now will you go get my gum?

riffing

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Yes.

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Anything?

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No. Nothing.

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Well, keep smashing, because whatever lock

lock smashing

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goes on the end of this key has got to be in here, somewhere.

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I've smashed everything, I can't find it.

smashed

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- Hey, guys. How's it going? - Super great.

super

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- Super awesome, dude. - Yeah. Really good.

awesome super

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Super great. We're finding all sorts of cool stuff.

cool cool-stuff finding sorts stuff super

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You know, probably gonna be out of this room in no time.

room

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My leader's killing it over here.

killing leaders

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- You touched the bike? - No, I didn't touch your bike.

bike touch touched

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- Didn't touch a thing here that was yours. - Filthy bike.

bike filthy touch

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Didn't touch one of your gross things.

gross touch

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- What's up? - Nah. You guys cool?

cool

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- Yeah, we're cool. What's up with you? - Huh? We're good.

cool

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- I'm so cool. - What do you want?

cool

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- What do you want? What do you want? - Yeah, what's up?

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- What do you want? - What's up? What's up?

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- Dennis wants some gum. - Oh, all right. Hang on a sec...

dennis hang wants

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- No, no. Don't do that. - What?

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- That's a power play, Charlie. - It is?

charlie power

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- Yeah. - How is it a power play?

power

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It's a power play. Everybody knows that the head cow

everybody everybody-knows head knows power

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is always grazing.

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- Oh, that's true. - Wait, so that's, like, a real thing?

real

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- Yeah. That's what it is. - Makes sense. If you're a top cow, what,

makes makes-sense sense

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- are you gonna not eat? - Now, I'm sorry, we can't help you.

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A-All right. Well... I have info.

info

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All right, well, what's your info?

info

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First, give me some gum for Dennis.

dennis

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Oh, hardball, huh? Okay, I'll tell you what.

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No, no, don't, don't, don't...

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I'm gonna give you one shred.

shred

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- Ooh! Oh, not cool dude! - Oh, I knew he was gonna do that.

cool

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I just didn't want to feel weak in front of Frank.

frank front weak

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I-I want to be a big-deal cow, too.

deal

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Well, now I want to be a big-deal cow, and I want gum.

deal

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But don't eat all my gum, Charlie.

charlie

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All right, well, what's your info? What'd you find out?

info whatd

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- I found a clue. - What is it?

clue found

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Give me some more gum for Dennis.

dennis

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- No. I don't trust you. - Why not?

trust

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'Cause you're just gonna put it in your mouth and eat it again.

mouth

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I won't. I promise.

promise

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Mm. His neck is high. Makes me trust him.

makes neck trust

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Good posture, bro. Okay. All right, I trust you.

posture trust

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- Ooh! - Aah!

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- I knew he couldn't be trusted. - Oh, not cool, man.

cool trusted

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Never trust another man in a negotiation, that's textbook.

another negotiation textbook trust

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Art of the Deal. Art of the Deal, bro.

deal

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Oh, you tried to tell me that. All right, Art of the Deal.

deal tried

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Art of the Deal, Art of the Deal.

deal

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Hey, look, we're getting somewhere, right?

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We're in negotiation. That-that's good.

negotiation

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- That's good, men being men. - What do you got?

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All right, well, tell-tell us what the clue is.

clue

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Why would I tell you? You already gave me what I want.

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Because we both know what Dennis'll do to you

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if you come back empty-handed-- he will scratch you silly, Mac.

empty handed scratch silly

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Killer negotiation, man.

killer negotiation

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- Holy shit! - Yeah. Pretty sweet, right?

holy sweet

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- Art of the Deal. - Art of the Deal.

deal

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So what's up, what'd you find?

whatd

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I got this.

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I think it's time for a summit.

summit

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Thank you for coming to my summit.

coming summit

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Well, it's not your summit. It's everyone's summit.

everyones summit

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That's what a summit is.

summit

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The point is we're here to discuss

discuss point

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the terms of your surrender.

surrender terms

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Our surrender? Why would we surrender to you?

surrender

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We know you have the heart-shaped lock.

heart heart-shaped lock shaped

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Goddamn it, Mac! You told them?!

goddamn goddamn-it

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Ooh!

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And we have all the leverage,

leverage

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because we have something you need,

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and we're not gonna tell you what.

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The key?

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- Yeah. - Okay,

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so there goes your leverage.

leverage

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Yeah.

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Oh, no, I don't think so.

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For you cannot open a lock without a key.

cannot lock open

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And you can't do anything with just a key.

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It appears we're at a standstill.

appears

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Yeah.

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- Yeah. - By the way, is anybody else wondering

anybody wondering

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why we haven't heard Dee make a peep this entire time?

entire heard peep

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Goddamn it, you guys!

goddamn goddamn-it

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Why is no one answering me?!

answering

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I don't even think they can hear you.

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Is there a chance your brother would've

brother chance wouldve

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sound-proofed his room for some reason?

reason room sound

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Ugh... Oh, no.

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Oh, God. Yeah. Yeah, there is.

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Oh, Dennis, you psychopath.

dennis psychopath

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How long have I been locked in here?

locked

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What the...

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DENNIS Welcome, sexual conquest.

dennis sexual welcome

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As previously discussed, you've pressed the button

button discussed pressed previously

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on the alarm clock, signifying your permission

alarm alarm-clock clock permission

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to begin the game.

begin game

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- Ew. - A digital copy of your thumbprint

copy digital

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has been sent as your e-signature

sent signature

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confirming your full consent

confirming consent full

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- for whatever may happen to you. - Oh, God.

happen

↓

We've also discussed the safe word.

discussed safe safe-word word

↓

Feel free to use it at any time...

free

↓

but, as we both know, from your Craigslist profile,

craigslist profile

↓

you probably won't.

↓

Good luck.

luck

↓

Oh! Oh, no!

↓

- Oh, my God. No, no, no. - Remember,

remember

↓

- Come on, Dennis. - if you're having too much fun,

dennis fun having

↓

- it ruins it for me. - Wh...

ruins

↓

Ah, ah, ah.

↓

You didn't say the safe word.

safe safe-word word

↓

Goddamn it, Dennis.

dennis goddamn goddamn-it

↓

This is insanely disturbing.

disturbing insanely

↓

All right, you do it for a living.

living

↓

Get off your high horse.

horse

↓

- Dennis! Oh, no. - Okay, okay,

dennis

↓

maybe I can help you unlock the door after all.

door unlock

↓

What do you see in the room? What's the first clue?

clue room

↓

No, no, you don't get it.

↓

There's no going out that door, all right?

door

↓

I-I know my brother better than anybody else.

anybody brother

↓

The fact that his prisoner cannot escape

cannot escape fact prisoner

↓

is really what's getting him off.

↓

Without that safe word there's only one way out of this room.

room safe safe-word word

↓

And that's doing something drastic.

drastic

↓

And no decision upon us.

decision

↓

So I will tarry forth with what we've said about...

forth

↓

Oh, gentlemen, uh, gentlemen, if I may.

gentlemen

↓

As your newly elected speaker, I'd like to start by saying

elected newly speaker start

↓

I henceforth relinquish any possibility

henceforth possibility

↓

of becoming team leader from myself.

becoming leader team

↓

So long as I am able to retain this excellent title,

able excellent retain title

↓

as speaker of the tribe.

speaker tribe

↓

Uh, do we all agree to these terms?

agree terms

↓

Uh, yeah.

↓

Then, as the time in the game is drawing close to an end,

close drawing game

↓

as is the flavor of our gum,

flavor

↓

I shall commence with the terms we've all discussed posthaste.

commence discussed terms

↓

As we all know, we men possess

↓

both the lock and the key.

lock

↓

The turning of said lock and key shall give us the code

code lock turning

↓

to open that door and render us victorious.

door open

↓

The turner of said key should and shall be our team leader.

leader team turner

↓

So the election of this leader

election leader

↓

is our top priority at this time.

priority

↓

Followed only by the power dynamic

dynamic followed power

↓

that falls underneath this leader.

falls leader underneath

↓

And then, lastly, there is the matter of meat,

matter meat

↓

and who among us

among

↓

gets to graze upon it.

↓

Too far?

↓

I'll dial it back a bit. I'll dial it back a bit.

dial

↓

- Back up. - That's very good.

↓

Frank...

frank

↓

as the purchaser of the meat upon our imminent victory,

meat victory

↓

you have offered to award each one of us with our own

award offered

↓

20-ounce sirloin steak,

ounce steak

↓

provided you bite yours first.

bite provided

↓

Is this correct?

correct

↓

Correct.

correct

↓

Now, Dennis, as the possessor of the lock,

dennis lock

↓

albeit through unscrupulous methods,

methods

↓

let us not have another scratch.

another scratch

↓

You shall bite your steak second, followed by Mac,

bite followed second steak

↓

the original finder of the lock.

lock original

↓

And lastly, me, for I picked the shortest of the straws.

picked straws

↓

It was unfortunate, but you were all kind enough to grant me

grant unfortunate

↓

the speaker position as to stop the incessant arguing

arguing incessant position speaker

↓

that took place upon the picking of straws.

picking place straws

↓

Yeah.

↓

Do we all agree to these terms?

agree terms

↓

Very good. Very good.

↓

Then, gentlemen, on the count of three, we shall dispense

count gentlemen three

↓

of our chewables and commence with the turning of the key.

commence turning

↓

One...

↓

two...

↓

three.

three

↓

Gentlemen, I will remind you

gentlemen remind

↓

that time is of the essence.

essence

↓

Very good.

↓

Frank, the lock and the key.

frank lock

↓

But before he opens it, I'd like to take a brief moment

brief moment opens

↓

to recognize our excellent work as men...

excellent recognize

↓

- Mm. - navigating these difficult waters

difficult waters

↓

with ethics, with grace,

ethics grace

↓

with minimal violence.

minimal violence

↓

But, above all, without compromise

compromise

↓

to our masculine identity by any admission of guilt,

admission guilt identity masculine

↓

failure or weakness.

failure weakness

↓

Hear, hear.

↓

Ah, to us as men.

↓

Ah, to us as men. Frank, uh, lead us to our victory.

frank lead victory

↓

Men.

↓

Hmm.

↓

- There's something inside. - Uh...

↓

- What is it? What is it? - A note.

note

↓

What does the note say?

note

↓

"And so the game begins."

begins game

↓

What?!

↓

I-I think this is only the first clue.

clue

↓

Oh, oh, shit. There's a whole

whole

↓

shitload of instructions

instructions shitload

↓

- on what to do next. - No, no, no.

↓

Next? H-How many things do we have to do next?

↓

Yeah, what is that?

↓

- Well, well, 20, 30...? - Uh...

↓

There's like a hundred in there.

hundred

↓

- Oh, shit. - 20, 30? How much time do we have left?

left

↓

- Oh, no, no, no. - Two minutes.

minutes

↓

- Two minutes? - Two minutes.

minutes

↓

- We don't have time to do those things. - Oh, no!

↓

Frank, Frank, you're in charge.

charge frank frank-frank

↓

- What do we do? - I don't know what to do!

↓

- You assholes! Let me in! - Holy shit.

assholes holy

↓

- Dee's out on the ledge. - She got out of your room.

dees ledge room

↓

- Clever girl. - Dee!

clever girl

↓

Come on, you son of a bitch. Let me in. I can help you.

bitch

↓

- I can get you out of there! - Dee, be careful.

careful

↓

- That ledge is really small. - Just let me in.

ledge

↓

Stop! Stop the game!

game

↓

She's gonna fall! Let her in!

fall

↓

You guys, you have to...

↓

Oh, shit!

↓

I am so sorry that this happened to you.

happened

↓

We've never had an injury before.

injury

↓

Well, I'll sue the shit out of them, Amanda.

amanda

↓

I'm gonna do it. I hate them.

hate

↓

Okay? I-I... If they just would've listened to me.

listened wouldve

↓

- I knew how to help them get... - Dee! Dee! Dee! Dee!

↓

- Oh, there she is! There she is! - Hey!

↓

- Oh, my God. Woo! - Dee! Dee! Dee! Dee!

↓

There's our girl.

girl

↓

Oh, yeah. Hey, guys.

↓

Yeah, Dee, you outsmarted them.

outsmarted

↓

- You won the game. - Yeah.

game

↓

You took a fall for the boys.

boys fall

↓

A-And you know what? That's what a quarterback does.

quarterback

↓

Sacrifices his-- or her-- body for the team.

body sacrifices team

↓

- You really were the quarterback. - I was...

quarterback

↓

- I was the quarterback, right? - Absolutely.

absolutely quarterback

↓

Yeah, you sure were. Yeah, no, you figured out

figured

↓

the only loophole in my carefully curated

carefully loophole

↓

and well-researched bondage facility.

facility

↓

You're the only person who's ever done that.

person

↓

- Really? - Yeah, the only one. The only one.

↓

Yeah, game nerd. Now, take the picture.

game nerd picture

↓

- What are you talking about? - Oh, y-you said

↓

if we worked as a team and we escaped from the room,

escaped room team worked

↓

then you would take our photo for your website.

photo website

↓

Yeah.

↓

But you didn't work as a team.

team

↓

- Yeah, no, no, yeah-yeah, we did. - Yeah, yeah.

↓

Yeah, absolutely we did, 'cause we-we got

absolutely

↓

- out of the room. - Yeah.

room

↓

Yeah, because I let you out.

↓

Oh, yeah, but it was before the timer went off,

timer

↓

and you didn't specify how we get out, just that we get out.

↓

- Yeah, that's on you, really. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

↓

- That's not on us. Okay? - Yep.

↓

- Take the picture. - I don't see the problem here.

picture problem

↓

Just take the picture.

picture

↓

- Okay. - Yeah, but, wait, wait, wait!

↓

Wait, before you do that.

↓

- Uh, Frank got steaks. - Steaks for everybody.

everybody frank steaks

↓

- Oh! Steaks. - Yay!

steaks

↓

Yeah, everybody gets one, but Dee...

everybody

↓

you get to bite first.

bite

↓

Oh, wow.

↓

Thanks, guys.

thanks

↓

All right, take the picture, loser.

loser picture

↓

- Yeah. - Yeah, let's go, let's go.

↓

One, two, three!

three

↓

Cheese!

cheese