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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 13, Episode 2 — The Gang Escapes

and then we try to escape. That's it?

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Yes, that's correct. People all over the world do this.

#3

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We're one of 15 escape room companies in Philly alone.

#4

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Yes, I'm fully aware of this practice.

#5

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It's a highly sexual experience for people.

#6

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You'll get no judgments from us.

#7

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No. No, no, no. I'm sorry, this is not sexual.

#8

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It's not sexual. Then I don't know what this is.

#9

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You solve puzzles in order to escape from a room.

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It's really about seeing how well you work as a team,

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and it's also a lot of fun.

#14

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- Hmm. - This sounds very nerdy.

#15

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- Is this a nerd thing? - It's definitely a nerd thing.

#16

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- I don't do nerd things. - No, no, no, no.

#17

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It's not-it's not nerdy. It's not nerdy.

#18

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It's actually really fun.

#19

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That's why I set this whole thing up. You know?

#20

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It's fun. I've done one before.

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- You've done one? - With who?

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- My friends. - What?!

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- What friends? - We're your friends.

#24

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All right, I did it alone.

#25

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Hey, it doesn't matter. It's fun.

#27

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So wait, wait a minute, so what's the prize?

#28

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If we get out of the room, what do we get?

#29

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Well, if you escape before your time is up,

#30

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we will put your team photo on our website.

#31

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- Just the picture? - Just the picture.

#32

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- That's the worst thing I've ever heard. - And it's not sexual?

#33

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- I'm out. I'm out. - Come on. Why does

#34

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there have to be a prize? Why does it have to be sexual?

#35

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Why can't men just do something for the challenge of it,

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'cause it's fun?

#37

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Men don't do things just to do them.

#38

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Okay? We're busy running the world,

#39

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We need stakes. If there's no stakes, what's the point?

#41

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That's a good idea, though.

#42

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How about if whoever wins,

#43

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- Yeah. - That makes sense.

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- That could be fun. - As a man, that makes sense.

#46

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- Well, okay, yes. - Different.

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You see, I get out of the room.

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That means I win the game,

#50

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the lady here, she takes me out for a steak,

#51

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- and then it becomes sexual. - Nope. No.

#52

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That's not how it works. So you have to win as a team...

#53

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You know what? Don't explain it anymore.

#54

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Ooh, hoo, hoo, this is gonna be so good.

#56

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What are you screaming at, Deandra?

#61

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You didn't even find it.

#62

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It was right there on the table.

#63

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WOMAN Greetings and salutations,

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- Detectives. - Who's that broad?

#65

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It's Amanda from before. She's just doing a bad British accent.

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A tuppence to you, Amanda.

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- Oh, now she's gonna do it. - Doth thou...

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Give me this, 'cause you can't...

#69

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All right. Yeah, Amanda, um, if you do that accent,

#70

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then Dee's gonna want to do it, and we hate that.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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So w-why don't you just go? You go.

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You have arrived

#74

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at 221B Baker Street,

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home of world-famous... um, excuse me.

#76

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You're not supposed to start searching yet.

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- I haven't started the timer. - I didn't.

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AMANDA Oh, yes, you did.

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I can see and hear everything you do.

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No, you didn't. Again, I can see you.

#83

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Yeah, um, Amanda, she's not gonna stop,

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AMANDA Oh, u-uh, Holmes is in trouble,

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- and he needs your help... - Yeah, faster, faster.

#87

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Oh, okay, well, if you need a hint...

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at all. Um, why don't you just go ahead and start the game?

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AMANDA Okay, fine, your time starts now.

#91

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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, she locked the door? - Yeah.

#93

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- That's what the game... - No, that's-that's no good.

#95

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I can't have that. I can't be locked in.

#96

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- W-What's the code for the door? - That's the whole point, Frank.

#97

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- We're supposed to work together... - Shut up, Deandra.

#98

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- I can't be locked in here. - O-Okay, calm down.

#99

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You know, I was worried that this might happen.

#100

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Frank hasn't been locked up since the nitwit school,

#101

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so he gets a little tight about it.

#102

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I brought some of that gum you like, buddy.

#103

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You want to chew on that? Want to chew on that?

#104

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Uh, let's huddle up. Guys, listen, listen.

#107

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Frank, it's gonna be cool, man, we can do...

#108

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we can totally do this. Okay.

#109

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actually split up into teams, and then when we find something,

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we come... we come back together,

#112

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and we put... we use the... collective brain power...

#113

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I'm sorry. Frank, that gum-chewing is insane.

#114

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- What? - The chewing of the gum. It's happening,

#115

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u-uh, right in my ear. It's ludicrous.

#116

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That-that is the most irritating sound on Earth.

#117

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Ooh, ooh, ooh! Guys, guys.

#118

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I'm thinking that since I've done this before,

#119

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- I should probably quarterback this thing. - Well, I spoke too soon.

#120

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That's the most irritating sound on Earth.

#121

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- Yeah, yeah. - Just, I can walk you guys through

#122

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how to get clues, what you're looking for, specifically.

#123

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- Why don't you just go find the clues? - Thanks, Dee.

#124

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- Help us out. Thanks, Dee. - Go, go, go.

#125

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Is she gonna do that the whole time, man?

#127

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You know she is.

#129

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Does she think she's the leader?

#131

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Everybody knows quarterbacks are men.

#132

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And honestly, like, I don't want to say it out loud,

#133

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- but a female leader? It's just... - No.

#134

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Doesn't sit well, right? Doesn't sit well with me.

#135

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- Gives me chills. - It feels, like, un-American, maybe?

#136

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- Yeah. Bro. - It's un-American.

#137

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- Very un-American. - Is it? Is it?

#138

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Thing is, is like, we had a vote in America.

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- Yeah. - We almost had one,

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No women.

#142

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No, no, no, come on, you guys.

#145

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No, we're supposed to do this together.

#146

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We're supposed to do it... Goddamn it!

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Ah...

#148

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so-so much more relaxed without her in here.

#149

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Both of 'em. I mean, the last thing we need is two women,

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- "helping us"? - Oh, I know.

#152

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Why do you have a lock on the outside of your door?

#153

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Uh, well, that's... Don't ask. You... Look, the point is,

#154

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th-there's a lock on the door,

#155

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and there's no way Dee's getting out of there.

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All right,

#157

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so now that we don't have those ladies squawking in our ears,

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let's get back to doing what men do best,

#159

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and we strategize, okay?

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So we need to come up with a game plan.

#161

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- Yeah? All right. - Mm.

#162

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- Yes. I know exactly what we should do. - I actually have a good idea.

#163

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- Wait. Hold on. Wait, don't interrupt me. - Here's what we do...

#164

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Let me say my idea first.

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- I have a great idea. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

#168

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Slow down, slow down. Okay.

#169

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Clearly, we're gonna have to designate a leader here.

#170

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- Oh! Right. - Right?

#171

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What are we... That's what men... Right!

#173

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We-we figure out who's, uh, in charge.

#174

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- Right, exactly. - That's how things work.

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I nominate Dennis.

#176

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- Right, Dennis? - Uh, I-I am very smart,

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and it's not a bad idea to have me be the leader.

#179

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Plus, also now that you've said it,

#180

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I feel like it can't be unsaid.

#181

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I wouldn't have said it, but it is true.

#182

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Uh... technically, Frank is the oldest,

#183

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which makes him the smartest.

#184

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Yeah, but Dennis is, like, the smartest person I've ever met,

#185

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and I've met, like, a hundred people.

#186

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Ooh, you know, that is a lot of people.

#187

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Well, I've met, like 105.

#188

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- Now, why would you... - You have not. Where?

#189

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- Whatever. Supermarket, mall. - Charlie knows a lot of people.

#190

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- I know people. - I'll table it, I'll table it.

#191

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Why don't we break up into the two teams?

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I'll pick my leader,

#193

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you pick yours, and we can find our own clues.

#194

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Uh, you know what? That's actually a really great idea,

#195

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because that creates a more competitive atmosphere,

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- Okay. - which is more conducive

#197

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to the problem-solving abilities of a man. Huh?

#198

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- Huh? - Yeah. Yeah, I think he's right.

#199

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- All right. You and me? Want to split off? - Okay.

#200

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- You and me. Let's go. - Lose these bozos.

#201

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- We need 'em? No. - All right, we're out of here.

#202

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- Come on, follow me. I got a couple ideas. - He might-he might die.

#203

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- He might die. Yeah. - Good luck, suckers.

#204

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All right. Hey, let's, uh, let's find some clues, buddy.

#205

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Don't worry, Dennis, I already found one,

#206

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and I think it's significant.

#207

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- Whoa. - It's a heart-shaped lock.

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- Whoa, excellent find, buddy. - Yeah.

#209

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Excellent. Okay, the game is afoot.

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- All right. - Yes! Yes.

#211

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Let's-let's keep this between us.

#212

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Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

#213

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- Nice, nice. - I won't tell them.

#214

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I-I'm terrified. I don't feel

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like touching anything in Mac's room.

#216

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- Hey, don't touch the bike. - I'm not going near that.

#217

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- Okay, all right. - But we can't let them beat us.

#218

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- Frank, Frank, Frank. Frank. - Just look. We don't...

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Look no further.

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- 'Cause when I was out there... - Hmm?

#221

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...I already found one.

#222

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Great! You didn't-you didn't tell them.

#223

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No, I'm not gonna tell them.

#224

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Because the most important aspect of a man's success

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is to never trust another man.

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- For sure, yeah. - Okay, well, w-what is it?

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- All right, check it out. - Hmm?

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A heart-shaped key.

#229

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Oh!

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Ugh!

#231

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Goddamn! Sons of bitches.

#232

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Amanda, what's the protocol when a team

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locks one of their team members in another room?

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AMANDA I have no idea.

#235

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This has never happened before.

#236

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All right, well, what are they doing out there?

#237

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Not much. They've basically just been arguing

#238

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about which one is in charge this whole time.

#239

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All right, well, have they found the heart-shaped

#240

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- lock and key yet? - They have, but they

#241

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refuse to admit it to one...

#242

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Wait, how did you know about that clue?

#243

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Ooh, yeah, yeah. I've done this exact same escape room before.

#244

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Yeah, that's why I picked it.

#245

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I wanted to show them that I'm smart and I can solve stuff.

#246

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By cheating your way through a game you've already played?

#247

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Okay, don't judge me, nerd. All right? I don't need that.

#248

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What I need is for you to get me out there

#249

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- so I can solve puzzles and be a star. - Okay, well, again,

#250

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this is a team-building exercise.

#251

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Perhaps if you could tell them about the lock and the key,

#252

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they'd let you out of the room.

#253

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Oh, yeah, right. I'm sure-- and give them the satisfaction

#254

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of unlocking it? No, thanks. Now, come on, sister.

#255

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We got-we got to stick together

#256

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and solve this problem the way women do.

#257

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Let's approach it like women. Right?

#258

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Through cooperation we can find a way to emasculate the men

#259

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whose attention we're seeking.

#260

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I don't feel comfortable with this.

#261

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Let's see how comfortable you feel in five minutes,

#262

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when they get frustrated and start smashing all your shit.

#263

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It's not in here.

#264

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Yeah. Nope. Here either. You now what?

#265

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Let's-let's just... let's stop.

#266

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Let's just... Okay. We've smashed a lot of things here,

#267

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and I'm not seeing a single key,

#268

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which means the key's got to be in your room

#269

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with Charlie and Frank. Now... Oh, damn it, Mac.

#270

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Stop-stop chewing so loudly.

#271

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I'm not chewing anything.

#272

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Well, I can't think. Okay?

#273

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I hear you chewing, and I can't think.

#274

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I don't have anything in my mouth.

#275

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Oh, Jesus.

#276

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That's Frank in the other room.

#277

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You know what that is, right?

#278

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That's a power play.

#279

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Frank's trying to assert his dominance over me.

#280

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It's a classic alpha move.

#281

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- Oh, my God, it is? - Yeah. Yeah.

#282

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No, no, no. Don't sit. Don't sit.

#283

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- Oh, sorry. - You see,

#284

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by constantly chewing so loudly,

#285

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he's sending a very clear message that he is the head cow.

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And, as we all know,

#287

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the head cow's always grazing.

#288

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Aren't all cows female?

#289

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Well, that was a metaphor. Okay, you know...

#290

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Mac, sometimes I'm just riffing.

#291

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Would you allow me to riff?

#292

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As the leader, can I riff? Can I riff?!

#293

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- Ye-Yes, yes, yes. Yes. - All right, so the point is

#294

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go get me some of that gum.

#295

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That was the point you were making? You want gum?

#296

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Well, yes, I need the gum. It sends a very important,

#297

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subconscious cue that sets the tone for pack animals.

#298

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I need to assert myself to this monkey

#299

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so that he'll submit to my will,

#300

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and we can win the game and get the hell out of this place.

#301

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I'm so sorry, Dennis. I'm very confused...

#302

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Don't sit down!

#303

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Yes. Um...

#304

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Just a clarifying question: are-are we monkeys or cows?

#305

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We're whatever the hell I say we are, okay?

#306

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I'm just riffing. Now will you go get my gum?

#307

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Yes.

#308

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Anything?

#309

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No. Nothing.

#310

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Well, keep smashing, because whatever lock

#311

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goes on the end of this key has got to be in here, somewhere.

#312

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I've smashed everything, I can't find it.

#313

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- Hey, guys. How's it going? - Super great.

#314

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- Super awesome, dude. - Yeah. Really good.

#315

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Super great. We're finding all sorts of cool stuff.

#316

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You know, probably gonna be out of this room in no time.

#317

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My leader's killing it over here.

#318

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- You touched the bike? - No, I didn't touch your bike.

#319

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- Didn't touch a thing here that was yours. - Filthy bike.

#320

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Didn't touch one of your gross things.

#321

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- What's up? - Nah. You guys cool?

#322

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- Yeah, we're cool. What's up with you? - Huh? We're good.

#323

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- I'm so cool. - What do you want?

#324

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- What do you want? What do you want? - Yeah, what's up?

#325

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- What do you want? - What's up? What's up?

#326

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- Dennis wants some gum. - Oh, all right. Hang on a sec...

#327

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- No, no. Don't do that. - What?

#328

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- That's a power play, Charlie. - It is?

#329

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- Yeah. - How is it a power play?

#330

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It's a power play. Everybody knows that the head cow

#331

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is always grazing.

#332

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- Oh, that's true. - Wait, so that's, like, a real thing?

#333

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- Yeah. That's what it is. - Makes sense. If you're a top cow, what,

#334

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- are you gonna not eat? - Now, I'm sorry, we can't help you.

#335

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A-All right. Well... I have info.

#336

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All right, well, what's your info?

#337

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First, give me some gum for Dennis.

#338

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Oh, hardball, huh? Okay, I'll tell you what.

#339

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No, no, don't, don't, don't...

#340

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I'm gonna give you one shred.

#341

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- Ooh! Oh, not cool dude! - Oh, I knew he was gonna do that.

#342

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I just didn't want to feel weak in front of Frank.

#343

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I-I want to be a big-deal cow, too.

#344

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Well, now I want to be a big-deal cow, and I want gum.

#345

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But don't eat all my gum, Charlie.

#346

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All right, well, what's your info? What'd you find out?

#347

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- I found a clue. - What is it?

#348

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Give me some more gum for Dennis.

#349

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- No. I don't trust you. - Why not?

#350

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'Cause you're just gonna put it in your mouth and eat it again.

#351

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I won't. I promise.

#352

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Mm. His neck is high. Makes me trust him.

#353

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Good posture, bro. Okay. All right, I trust you.

#354

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- Ooh! - Aah!

#355

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- I knew he couldn't be trusted. - Oh, not cool, man.

#356

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Never trust another man in a negotiation, that's textbook.

#357

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Art of the Deal. Art of the Deal, bro.

#358

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Oh, you tried to tell me that. All right, Art of the Deal.

#359

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Art of the Deal, Art of the Deal.

#360

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Hey, look, we're getting somewhere, right?

#361

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We're in negotiation. That-that's good.

#362

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- That's good, men being men. - What do you got?

#363

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All right, well, tell-tell us what the clue is.

#364

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Why would I tell you? You already gave me what I want.

#365

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Because we both know what Dennis'll do to you

#366

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if you come back empty-handed-- he will scratch you silly, Mac.

#367

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Killer negotiation, man.

#368

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- Holy shit! - Yeah. Pretty sweet, right?

#369

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- Art of the Deal. - Art of the Deal.

#370

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So what's up, what'd you find?

#371

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I got this.

#372

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I think it's time for a summit.

#373

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Thank you for coming to my summit.

#374

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Well, it's not your summit. It's everyone's summit.

#375

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That's what a summit is.

#376

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The point is we're here to discuss

#377

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the terms of your surrender.

#378

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Our surrender? Why would we surrender to you?

#379

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We know you have the heart-shaped lock.

#380

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Goddamn it, Mac! You told them?!

#381

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Ooh!

#382

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And we have all the leverage,

#383

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because we have something you need,

#384

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and we're not gonna tell you what.

#385

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The key?

#386

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- Yeah. - Okay,

#387

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so there goes your leverage.

#388

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Yeah.

#389

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Oh, no, I don't think so.

#390

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For you cannot open a lock without a key.

#391

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And you can't do anything with just a key.

#392

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It appears we're at a standstill.

#393

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Yeah.

#394

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- Yeah. - By the way, is anybody else wondering

#395

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why we haven't heard Dee make a peep this entire time?

#396

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Goddamn it, you guys!

#397

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Why is no one answering me?!

#398

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I don't even think they can hear you.

#399

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Is there a chance your brother would've

#400

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sound-proofed his room for some reason?

#401

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Ugh... Oh, no.

#402

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Oh, God. Yeah. Yeah, there is.

#403

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Oh, Dennis, you psychopath.

#404

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How long have I been locked in here?

#405

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What the...

#406

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DENNIS Welcome, sexual conquest.

#407

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As previously discussed, you've pressed the button

#408

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on the alarm clock, signifying your permission

#409

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to begin the game.

#410

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- Ew. - A digital copy of your thumbprint

#411

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has been sent as your e-signature

#412

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confirming your full consent

#413

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- for whatever may happen to you. - Oh, God.

#414

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We've also discussed the safe word.

#415

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Feel free to use it at any time...

#416

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but, as we both know, from your Craigslist profile,

#417

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you probably won't.

#418

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Good luck.

#419

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Oh! Oh, no!

#420

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- Oh, my God. No, no, no. - Remember,

#421

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- Come on, Dennis. - if you're having too much fun,

#422

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- it ruins it for me. - Wh...

#423

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Ah, ah, ah.

#424

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You didn't say the safe word.

#425

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Goddamn it, Dennis.

#426

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This is insanely disturbing.

#427

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All right, you do it for a living.

#428

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Get off your high horse.

#429

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- Dennis! Oh, no. - Okay, okay,

#430

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maybe I can help you unlock the door after all.

#431

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What do you see in the room? What's the first clue?

#432

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No, no, you don't get it.

#433

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There's no going out that door, all right?

#434

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I-I know my brother better than anybody else.

#435

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The fact that his prisoner cannot escape

#436

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is really what's getting him off.

#437

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Without that safe word there's only one way out of this room.

#438

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And that's doing something drastic.

#439

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And no decision upon us.

#440

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So I will tarry forth with what we've said about...

#441

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Oh, gentlemen, uh, gentlemen, if I may.

#442

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As your newly elected speaker, I'd like to start by saying

#443

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I henceforth relinquish any possibility

#444

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of becoming team leader from myself.

#445

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So long as I am able to retain this excellent title,

#446

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as speaker of the tribe.

#447

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Uh, do we all agree to these terms?

#448

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Uh, yeah.

#449

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Then, as the time in the game is drawing close to an end,

#450

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as is the flavor of our gum,

#451

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I shall commence with the terms we've all discussed posthaste.

#452

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As we all know, we men possess

#453

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both the lock and the key.

#454

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The turning of said lock and key shall give us the code

#455

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to open that door and render us victorious.

#456

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The turner of said key should and shall be our team leader.

#457

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So the election of this leader

#458

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is our top priority at this time.

#459

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Followed only by the power dynamic

#460

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that falls underneath this leader.

#461

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And then, lastly, there is the matter of meat,

#462

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and who among us

#463

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gets to graze upon it.

#464

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Too far?

#465

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I'll dial it back a bit. I'll dial it back a bit.

#466

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- Back up. - That's very good.

#467

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Frank...

#468

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as the purchaser of the meat upon our imminent victory,

#469

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you have offered to award each one of us with our own

#470

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20-ounce sirloin steak,

#471

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provided you bite yours first.

#472

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Is this correct?

#473

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Correct.

#474

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Now, Dennis, as the possessor of the lock,

#475

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albeit through unscrupulous methods,

#476

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let us not have another scratch.

#477

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You shall bite your steak second, followed by Mac,

#478

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the original finder of the lock.

#479

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And lastly, me, for I picked the shortest of the straws.

#480

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It was unfortunate, but you were all kind enough to grant me

#481

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the speaker position as to stop the incessant arguing

#482

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that took place upon the picking of straws.

#483

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Yeah.

#484

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Do we all agree to these terms?

#485

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Very good. Very good.

#486

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Then, gentlemen, on the count of three, we shall dispense

#487

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of our chewables and commence with the turning of the key.

#488

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One...

#489

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two...

#490

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three.

#491

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Gentlemen, I will remind you

#492

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that time is of the essence.

#493

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Very good.

#494

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Frank, the lock and the key.

#495

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But before he opens it, I'd like to take a brief moment

#496

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to recognize our excellent work as men...

#497

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- Mm. - navigating these difficult waters

#498

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with ethics, with grace,

#499

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with minimal violence.

#500

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But, above all, without compromise

#501

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to our masculine identity by any admission of guilt,

#502

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failure or weakness.

#503

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Hear, hear.

#504

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Ah, to us as men.

#505

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Ah, to us as men. Frank, uh, lead us to our victory.

#506

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Men.

#507

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Hmm.

#508

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- There's something inside. - Uh...

#509

⇓

- What is it? What is it? - A note.

#510

⇓

What does the note say?

#511

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"And so the game begins."

#512

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What?!

#513

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I-I think this is only the first clue.

#514

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Oh, oh, shit. There's a whole

#515

⇓

shitload of instructions

#516

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- on what to do next. - No, no, no.

#517

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Next? H-How many things do we have to do next?

#518

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Yeah, what is that?

#519

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- Well, well, 20, 30...? - Uh...

#520

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There's like a hundred in there.

#521

⇓

- Oh, shit. - 20, 30? How much time do we have left?

#522

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- Oh, no, no, no. - Two minutes.

#523

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- Two minutes? - Two minutes.

#524

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- We don't have time to do those things. - Oh, no!

#525

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Frank, Frank, you're in charge.

#526

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- What do we do? - I don't know what to do!

#527

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- You assholes! Let me in! - Holy shit.

#528

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- Dee's out on the ledge. - She got out of your room.

#529

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- Clever girl. - Dee!

#530

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Come on, you son of a bitch. Let me in. I can help you.

#531

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- I can get you out of there! - Dee, be careful.

#532

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- That ledge is really small. - Just let me in.

#533

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Stop! Stop the game!

#534

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She's gonna fall! Let her in!

#535

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You guys, you have to...

#536

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Oh, shit!

#537

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I am so sorry that this happened to you.

#538

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We've never had an injury before.

#539

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Well, I'll sue the shit out of them, Amanda.

#540

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I'm gonna do it. I hate them.

#541

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Okay? I-I... If they just would've listened to me.

#542

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- I knew how to help them get... - Dee! Dee! Dee! Dee!

#543

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- Oh, there she is! There she is! - Hey!

#544

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- Oh, my God. Woo! - Dee! Dee! Dee! Dee!

#545

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There's our girl.

#546

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Oh, yeah. Hey, guys.

#547

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Yeah, Dee, you outsmarted them.

#548

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- You won the game. - Yeah.

#549

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You took a fall for the boys.

#550

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A-And you know what? That's what a quarterback does.

#551

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Sacrifices his-- or her-- body for the team.

#552

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- You really were the quarterback. - I was...

#553

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- I was the quarterback, right? - Absolutely.

#554

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Yeah, you sure were. Yeah, no, you figured out

#555

⇓

the only loophole in my carefully curated

#556

⇓

and well-researched bondage facility.

#557

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You're the only person who's ever done that.

#558

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- Really? - Yeah, the only one. The only one.

#559

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Yeah, game nerd. Now, take the picture.

#560

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- What are you talking about? - Oh, y-you said

#561

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if we worked as a team and we escaped from the room,

#562

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then you would take our photo for your website.

#563

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Yeah.

#564

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But you didn't work as a team.

#565

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- Yeah, no, no, yeah-yeah, we did. - Yeah, yeah.

#566

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Yeah, absolutely we did, 'cause we-we got

#567

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- out of the room. - Yeah.

#568

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Yeah, because I let you out.

#569

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Oh, yeah, but it was before the timer went off,

#570

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and you didn't specify how we get out, just that we get out.

#571

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- Yeah, that's on you, really. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

#572

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- That's not on us. Okay? - Yep.

#573

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- Take the picture. - I don't see the problem here.

#574

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Just take the picture.

#575

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- Okay. - Yeah, but, wait, wait, wait!

#576

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Wait, before you do that.

#577

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- Uh, Frank got steaks. - Steaks for everybody.

#578

⇓

- Oh! Steaks. - Yay!

#579

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Yeah, everybody gets one, but Dee...

#580

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you get to bite first.

#581

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Oh, wow.

#582

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Thanks, guys.

#583

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All right, take the picture, loser.

#584

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- Yeah. - Yeah, let's go, let's go.

#585

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One, two, three!

#586

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Cheese!

#587

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