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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 3, Episode 10 — Lois's Makeover

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Malcolm in the Middle
Episode title: Lois's Makeover
Air date: January 27, 2002
Director: Jeff Melman
Top billed cast: Frankie Muniz, Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Justin Berfield, Erik Per Sullivan, Christopher Masterson
A negative job-performance review riles Lois; hoops play with the boys energizes Hal; a vermin infestation busies rat-killer Francis.
Source: TMDB
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Mm! I'm starving. What's for dinner?
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Leftover parfait.
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It's even worse than it sounds.
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Once a week mom cleans out the fridge.
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Anything that doesn't have something growing on it gets served for dinner.
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Did we have spaghetti or Chinese food on Thursday?
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Neither.
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Uh-uh! No digging.
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Sunday, Saturday, Friday.
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It finally happened.
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The fifth level of this week's leftover parfait
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is last week's leftover parfait.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe ♪
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♪ I don't know ♪
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♪ Can you repeat the question? ♪
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♪ Life is unfair ♪
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All right, everyone, these are your secret-shopper evaluations.
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I'm going to be meeting with each one of you individual this week
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so we can discuss...
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how we can make improvements.
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Look forward to it, sir.
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They sent people in to spy on us?
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What's next? Cavity searches on the loading dock?
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Come on, Craig, it's no big deal.
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Craig, will you calm down? Look, it's like a paragraph.
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Questionable?
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What are they talking about? My hy--
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"Slovenly?"
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- I'm open! - What are you doing to do, huh?
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Oh!
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Yes!
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Give it to me!
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Let's try another give-and-go.
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Dewey, go to the basket and run around the pole.
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Whoo. Come on, baby. That's it.
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Pass! I'm open!
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Oh, stolen by the Halinator!
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He shoots.
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He scores!
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Hal-lelujah!
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It was great game, boys. Good hustle.
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I hate this.
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If I wanted to be humiliated, I can take a math test.
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Wait a minute. Look.
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Yeah. Dewey, get away from that ball!
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No.
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He's making baskets.
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- He's never been able to do that before. - You're right.
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That's how we're gonna beat Dad, with Dewey.
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All right, which one of you filthy thieves has been rooting through my undies?
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What are you talking about?
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I'm saying one of you went through my footlocker
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and ate all my jerky!
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It wasn't us, Artie. Looks like a rat did it.
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Yeah, look at those teeth marks.
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Let's not jump to any conclusions.
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Think about it logically.
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If the rat was so filled up with Artie's jerky,
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would he be chewing on Francis' pillow right now?
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What?
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Get him!
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Die, vermin!
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Wow, Francis, you killed it.
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And it did eat your jerky.
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Okay, we've got you double-bagged in paper and plastic.
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That hair mousse is bagged separately with your other sundries,
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and I picked up your film at the photo counter.
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Can I take this out to your car for you?
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You don't have to do that for me.
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Nonsense. That's my job here at Lucky Aide.
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Oh!
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Pay it forward.
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Hey, Lois.
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Mr. Fisher, I wanted to talk to you about that secret shopper report.
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I think they must've come in on a day when my son Dewey tried to cook breakfast.
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- By the time I put out the fire-- - Lois, this isn't personal.
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Well, it's...
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It's not like I'm--
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Lois, there is nothing for you to freak out over.
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And we have people in the company
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with the skills and the experience to help you.
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Wow, Lois, this is, like, gonna to be so fun.
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Okay, let's try it one more time.
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- Yes! - Perfect!
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- Dad won't have any idea what hit him. - He's going down.
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You think he'll cry?
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Oh, yeah, he'll cry.
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You know, you have really pretty eyes.
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You shouldn't hide them behind no makeup.
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This is wrong.
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I do my job.
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I do my job well.
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I dress appropriately and I am clean.
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That should be enough.
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Or you could be pretty.
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Put your chin up.
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What do they want from me?
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I take care of three kids, I run a house, I work 38 hours a week,
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and they think I should look like some supermodel
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just to ring up some guy's rash ointment?
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You tell me how that's fair!
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You know, Lois, it's okay to be scared of change.
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I mean, my boyfriend freaked when I got my driver's license.
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Don't worry, I'll take good care of you.
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Oh, God, Hal, you wouldn't believe what happened to me at work today.
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I had to spend five hours with this stuff on my face in front of everybody!
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I've never been so humiliated in all...
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You're the most beautiful woman that ever was...
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or ever could be.
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Hey, Francis, I heard you killed a rat yesterday, is that right?
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- What? - Yes, sir. He's the one.
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Good.
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I, uh, got a rat problem in my bunk.
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I'd be obliged if you took care of it.
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- Oh, I don't think-- - He would be honored.
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We both would.
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Great.
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What are you doing? I don't know anything about killing rats.
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Who cares? Do you like mopping?
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Do you wanna see what they start tracking in here during bear season?
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Come on, baby, bring it on!
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Oh, you think I'm scared of you?
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I changed your diapers.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Dewey, you made a basket.
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Good for you!
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All right.
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Yeah!
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- Yeah! - Yeah!
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What are you looking at?
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- ♪ Bounce ♪ - ♪ Oh! ♪
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- ♪ Yes, the ball went bounce ♪ - ♪ Oh! ♪
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- ♪ The ball went bounce ♪ - ♪ Oh! ♪
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♪ The ball went down for a ride And went up for the side ♪
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Ow!
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Sorry, son.
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- Hey! - Whoa!
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Whoo!
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Rejected!
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Good game, boys!
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Good game?
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You fouled us on every play.
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Boys, part of the game is learning how to lose gracefully.
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I mean, if I've taught you anything, it's how to be a good sportsman.
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I guess the rat could be coming out of this hole here.
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What are you gonna do?
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We could try to lure him out.
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Anyone have a cookie or anything?
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It worked. You did it.
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I did.
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Well, kill him.
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Go ahead.
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Yes! He did it!
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That was amazing, Francis.
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You have the gift.
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Hi, Lois. I was at the coffee place and just thought I'd pick you up a latte.
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Thanks.
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What are you doing, Lois? You shouldn't be lifting heavy boxes.
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I always do it.
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I'll take care of it.
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Hold it a second.
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You've watched me pick up boxes every day for four years.
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Suddenly, now you want to help me? Why?
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- I don't know. I just thought-- - No, you look me in the face
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and you tell me why!
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I don't know.
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I'm sorry. I'm just gonna go get lunch, okay?
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Can I get you anything?
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How'd it go?
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Well, Buzz, I don't want to bore you with the technical details,
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so, let's just say that cabin 15 is once again rodent free.
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Yeah!
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Three cheers for Francis!
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Hip, hip! Hooray!
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What are you fools cheering about?
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You caught yourself a couple of tiny rats.
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Whoopty-dee.
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You ain't nothing until you take out a real rat.
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You ain't nothing until you dance in the moonlight with Rosemarie.
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- Who? - They ain't told you about Rosemarie, eh?
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Well, she's the biggest, ugliest, meanest rat north of Kotzebue.
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Lives right here under this here building!
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Come on, Rosemarie ain't real.
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Yeah, she's just a creepy old myth.
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Like the Stonehenge or boxing kangaroos.
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She's as real as you and me.
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So, what do you say, Rat Boy?
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You think you're man enough?
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Old man,
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you better start building a very small coffin.
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So, Reese sets the pick here and I get the dish off of Dewey.
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See? We just keep moving the ball around the perimeter.
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He can't cover all three of us, no matter how dirty he plays.
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Wow!
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Very nice.
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Great ball movement.
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You guys are looking really good. I'm impressed.
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I'd be really worried if I didn't have my patented fall-away jump shot.
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Whoo! Ow!
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Oh, my ankle.
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Oh, I twisted my ankle.
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Help me into the house, boys.
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Boys.
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Sure, Dad.
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We'll help you.
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- Hey, boys. What's up? - Not much.
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How's the leg?
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I think it's feeling a little better.
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It's interesting you happened to hurt your leg.
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- What does that mean? - I don't know.
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It's just interesting.
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- Yeah. Interesting. - All right, what are you boys getting at?
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Just that some people are willing to go to pretty drastic lengths
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just to avoid being beaten by their kids.
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This is about basketball?
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You think I faked this
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because I didn't wanna play you in basketball?
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All right. You know what?
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I'm gonna play you right now, like this,
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and I'm still gonna mop the floor with you.
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That's okay. You rest.
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- We can wait. - Yeah.
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It's gotta heal sometime, right?
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Here you go.
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I had to move a couple dozen bags of charcoal briquettes,
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but I found the slightly darker-blue one that you wanted.
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I got a few spider bites, but none of that matters
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as long as you, the customer, go home satisfied.
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You're welcome.
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Excuse me.
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Where are your dog toys?
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Yes, ma'am. Uh, they're right there.
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Right behind you.
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Those are leashes!
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If I could direct your attention three inches to the right.
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I want that little hot dog up on top.
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Sure thing.
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I see we have one just like it right here.
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That isn't what I asked for.
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This has mustard on it.
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Peekaboo doesn't eat mustard!
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Well, I can see the one up there has mustard on it, too.
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And since it's not even real mustard--
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Are you going to give me what I ask for?
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Certainly.
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There you go. Thanks for shopping Lucky Aide.
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This has mustard on it!
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That's what I tried to tell you, you old bat!
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Now, you're gonna take it to your dog and make him like it!
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Hey, Lois. Listen, I'm real sorry to do this to you,
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but my brother got hockey tickets for tonight.
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And I know I said I'd close up for you--
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Tom, I've already rearranged my schedule.
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Besides, I covered for you last week.
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Well, I'm sorry, Lois.
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Gee, Tom, I really don't know what to do.
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Isn't there any way at all
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you could be just a little late for your game?
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Well, I guess so.
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Thanks.
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Ah.
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Ha!
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Get your sneakers, faker.
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- Francis! - Yeah?
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If you die, can I have your pillow?
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I already promised it to Artie!
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Gotcha.
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I found her tracks!
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You hear that?
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He said I get his pillow!
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Wait a minute. I see something!
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Oh.
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I see a baby rat!
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No wonder Rosemarie's so fierce.
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She's a mother!
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Well, go ahead and kill it!
aheadgo-aheadkill
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I don't wanna kill a baby.
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It's a rat!
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Oh, all right.
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Hey, this wood is rotten!
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Just a second. I think I can get through it!
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Yes!
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That's 14-13.
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We're up!
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Game point.
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Well, I have to say you boys have put up a good fight,
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which is just gonna make it more painful when I crush you like bugs.
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Scored! Yeah! Whoo!
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Next basket wins.
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My ball.
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We have to do... the play.
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We can't.
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We only practiced it once.
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It won't work.
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It will work.
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We just gotta believe.
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It's go time, ladies.
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Go ahead and kick it hard with me ♪
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♪ If you think that you can win You'll see ♪
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♪ Go ahead and kick it hard with me ♪
aheadgo-aheadhardkick
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- ♪ Just kick it ♪ - ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
kick
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- ♪ Just kick it ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪
kick
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The future's now, old man.
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- ♪ Just kick it ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪
kick
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- ♪ Just kick it ♪ - ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
kick
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Hey, Lois.
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I just wanna thank you
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for the terrific job you've done this week.
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You have shown a marked improvement
improvementmarkedshown
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in both your performance and your attitude.
attitudeperformance
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That's nice of you to say, Mr. Fisher,
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but really, I haven't done anything different.
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There's that great attitude.
attitude
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Anyhow, I think we'll have an opening pretty soon in customer service.
anyhowcustomercustomer-serviceopeningservice
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- Really? - It wouldn't be much of a raise in pay.
raise
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But you wouldn't have to work any more late nights.
latenights
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That would be great.
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Now, you would have to dress up your appearance a little.
appearancedress
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- Excuse me? - You know, just a little more...
excuse
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feminine.
feminine
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More feminine?
feminine
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Well...
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you're on the right track, just a little more.
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Uh, could I let you know tomorrow?
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Sure thing.
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Damn.
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- Hi. - Hello.
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- Can I help you? - I don't know, maybe.
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- What'll it cost me? - What?
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Is it cheaper if we use my car, or do we have to get a room?
cheaperroom
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You think I'm a hooker?
hooker
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- No! - You do!
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You think I'm a hooker!
hooker
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Thank you!
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Come with me.
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A prostitute.
prostitute
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This guy was convinced I was a prostitute!
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You know, ever since I got your stupid report,
reportstupid
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I have been feeling like everything I ever believed in was wrong.
believedfeeling
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Well, I think this little incident gives us both much-needed clarity.
claritygivesincidentneeded
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I'm gonna go home now. I'm gonna wash my face.
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When I come to work tomorrow,
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I'm gonna do the same extraordinarily good job
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I've been doing all these years.
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I'm going to do it in my 99-cent mascara,
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and if the mood strikes me, a hair clip, and that's it.
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And if that's not good enough for you, so be it.
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Thank you.
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Well, Steve, are you gonna tell my sister, or should I?
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Oh, for crying out...
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This place is a pigsty!
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Hal, will you hand me the...?
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Hal...