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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 3, Episode 4 โ€” Malcolm's Girlfriend

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You would not.
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I would, too.
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No clothes at all.
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Go all the way across the street and ring Mrs. Conlan's doorbell.
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Yeah, I would totally do it, but you don't have 10 bucks.
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Dewey.
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Ah-ah-ah.
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No underwear, no clothes at all.
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Of course.
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- What are you doing? - You said no clothes.
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I'll be right back, losers.
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Never thought he'd do it.
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I guess he outsmarted us.
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You opened her gate, right?
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Of course.
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Good dog. No!
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โ™ช Life is unfair โ™ช
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And unbounded.
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But if--
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Are you listening?
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Oh, my God.
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Sara Coleman is so beautiful.
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The way she runs her hand through her hair.
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And that smile.
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You look at her and you can't even see anyone else.
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Every day, you do this.
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Ask her out.
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If we went out it would make me happy.
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So therefore, it will never happen.
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I am destined to be the most miserable person on Earth.
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Boo...
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Hoo.
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You'd look like an idiot.
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You have to know the right way to say things--
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- Sara wants to know if you like her. - What?
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- He likes her. - Oh. She likes him, too.
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I have a girlfriend.
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I can do that any time I want.
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Thanks.
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Bye.
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"Thanks"? What does that mean?
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What's wrong with the way I kiss?
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Are my lips too wet? Maybe they're too dry.
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I don't see why she couldn't just return the compliment!
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My God, I'm the worst boyfriend ever.
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Okay, just calm down.
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I'm a good boyfriend.
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She wouldn't be my girlfriend if I wasn't.
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I have a girlfriend!
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I don't understand.
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All I did was take a donut out of a dumpster!
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How is that stealing?
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I had to fight a cat to get it!
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Well, the restaurant owner wants to press charges.
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There's nothing I can do.
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Look, I know the guy. He's a bit of a hothead.
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But I promise you he'll lose interest in four or five days.
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Four or five days?
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I have to start a logging job in Mamu, and I'm late as it is!
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It won't be so bad.
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Three square meals a day, courtesy of my wife.
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You look like you could use some home cooking.
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What would you like for dinner? Chicken or a nice porterhouse steak?
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A porterhouse, I guess.
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Oh, you're gonna love her cooking!
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Well, thank you.
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At first I had no idea what was going on.
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And then I realized I was looking at a 4-25 requisition form.
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Shelby had filled it out thinking it was a 4-28.
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This isn't interesting, is it?
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No, wait, it is. You just need to know what a 4-25 form is.
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- You see, there's-- - Dewey, how was your day?
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I got a new friend.
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His name's Ronnie. He just moved here.
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He's got a Nintendo, a PlayStation, and a nanny.
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He's really rich.
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Well, nice to meet you, Ronnie.
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No, he's real.
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I can make real friends, too.
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Oh, of course you can, honey.
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Don't be frustrated if it takes you longer than other boys.
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Ronnie is real!
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Reese, what are you doing?
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- Malcolm's got a girlfriend. - What?
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- Son, is this true? - Reese.
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Damn, I was saving that for report card day.
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She's not--
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- We're just friends! - Malcolm, look at me.
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Oh, my God, it's true. Malcolm, no!
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You do not do this yet!
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I saw them behind the 7-11 French kissing.
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That's with tongue, Mom.
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Don't you wanna go to college?
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Don't you care about your future?
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Malcolm, you are not mature enough to prioritize
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between homework and some prepubescent tramp!
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Your mother's right, son.
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I waited until I was 11 before I kissed my--
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Wait, how old are you? Never mind.
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What I'm saying is,
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it was a different time back then.
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There was a war on.
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I'll get it.
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Maybe it's Malcolm's girlfriend who's come for French-kissing.
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Who is this girl?
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Mom, don't make such a big deal out of this!
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I didn't tell anyone because I knew this is exactly how you'd react!
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This is none of your business! It's nobody's business!
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It's not a big deal, okay?
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Well, it's not.
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And I would appreciate it if we could just drop it.
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This is Ronnie Demarco.
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As you can see, he's real.
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Ow!
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Hm. Interesting.
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We'll be in my room.
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I can't believe how much stuff you have. You wanna play cowboys?
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No, I hate cowboys. You can have them.
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Really?
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Thanks.
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No take-backs.
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Hey.
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Ronnie, would you please empty the dishwasher for Mommy?
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- Okay. - Okay.
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So, Dewey, come here, come here.
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Ronnie's birthday's coming up and I want to throw him a surprise party.
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But he doesn't know that many people here, because of the move and all.
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I thought since you're his first friend here in the neighborhood,
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- you could help me. - Okay.
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Okay, now, I want to invite your entire class.
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All 30 kids?
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Well, yeah, isn't that what you do for your birthday parties?
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Oh?
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What are we celebrating?
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- One, two, three, four, five. - One, two, three, four, five.
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- Damn it, you get back in here right now! - I wish I was dead!
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Sort of.
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I was thinking Ronnie would like a Star Wars theme for his party.
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No, do cowboys.
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- What? - Cowboys.
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He likes cowboys better than Star Wars.
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Okay, that'll be fun.
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Thank you, Dewey.
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Oh, Brock.
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What is it? You're trembling, what's wrong?
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Chad's getting suspicious.
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You know he's been asking questions at the orphanage.
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We need to get out of here.
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And say goodbye to all that money? I don't think so.
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We just need to bide our time.
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How can I trust you, Brock,
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when you haven't told Cassandra about us yet?
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Have a heart, Vanessa.
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The woman's still in a coma.
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Coma?
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Hey, honey.
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I got back from the mayor's office.
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He thinks he's gonna kill our little real estate deal.
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We can't let him. What about the pictures of him and the Hastings girl?
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They're on their way to the newspapers right now.
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- We're going to destroy the old bastard. - Perfect.
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Now all we have to worry about is old man Landers.
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Hm.
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Maybe we should send Largo to pay him a little visit.
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What did I miss?
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Mr. Hirkaby just called.
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He said you got C's in your last two tests
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and you didn't even turn in your history paper.
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I warned you about this, Malcolm!
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Mom, this has nothing to do with Sara. I just forgot.
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I'm doing it now, okay?
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So, what kind of socks are you wearing?
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Yeah, I like those. Which shoes are you wearing?
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Not the sneakers? How about your boots?
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Your sandals.
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God, I totally love all your shoes.
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Yeah, I guess I have homework to do, too.
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You hang up first.
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No, you hang--
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Hello?
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This is all your fault, Hal.
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You bought him that acne medicine.
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I thought we were safe. I mean, he's still goofy-looking.
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His head is like five times too big for his body.
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We shouldn't have to worry about this with Malcolm. He's gifted.
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He's in genius classes.
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Girls shouldn't be interested until he's 28 and a billionaire.
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Well, certain things are beyond the boy's control, Lois.
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It's his genetics.
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The girls, they just swoon.
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Sorry, what am I telling your for?
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You battle with it every day.
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There's nothing we can do.
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Oh, yes, there is. I can ground him. And I can ground him again.
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I can ground him until he graduates from Harvard.
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Lois, if we push too hard, he's just gonna pull away.
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We'll have another Francis on our hands.
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- Are you blaming Francis on me? - What? No.
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- That's what you said! - No, I meant that--
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Lois, please, let's not have this veer off
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into us somehow not having sex tonight.
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Oh, God.
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Why do they do this to us?
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Why can't they learn from their mistakes?
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You think they're being stupid on purpose.
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Seems like the only logical conclusion.
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When they're grown, we don't have to let them visit, do we?
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Absolutely not, sweetie.
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It's just gonna be you and me,
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old and shriveled, alone in a big empty house.
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The only sound, a gentle sucking of the respirator.
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And all our money will be sitting in the bank, helping no one.
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Mm. Mm!
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- You guys seen Sara? - No.
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That's weird. She's two minutes late.
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- Were you supposed to meet her here? - No, not exactly.
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But it was implied.
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Implied?
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It's our thing. It's what we do. We meet at the water fountain at 8.
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We're always within 30 seconds of each other at lunch.
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And when I get home every night, I wait four minutes before I call her.
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That's how it's always been. That's our thing.
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Wow.
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I didn't know having a girlfriend was so creepy.
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It's not creepy. This is totally normal.
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This is dating. You spend time with each other.
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Get to know each other's habits.
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When you're in a relationship, you'll understand, but until then,
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back off.
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I'll just hang out outside the bathrooms.
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Hi, Mrs. Demarco.
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Sorry to bother you,
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but the nanny put too much banana in my smoothie.
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Oh, we'll, we'll fix that, honey.
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I just booked the cowboy.
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He's gonna be passing out cowboy hats and making balloon animals.
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Does he do trick shooting?
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Well, if he doesn't, I'm sure we can find someone who does.
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I bet Ronnie would like a moonbounce, too.
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This relationship is finally starting to make sense.
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For a while all we did is fight then make out.
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Then fight, then make out.
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But that's all behind us.
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We were screaming at each other five minutes ago.
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Now it just feels so right.
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Wait, what are you doing? Where are you going?
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Home. We've been kissing for two hours, my face is sore.
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Yeah, she's right.
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We can't make out all day. We've both got our own things to do.
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She's so smart when it comes to these things.
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- If you see someone else just tell me! - What?
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I'm sorry.
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- I don't know where that came from. - Look, I've gotta go home.
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I'll call you tonight.
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That was pathetic.
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You were watching us?
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Believe me, it's the last time.
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You know, just because you have a girl doesn't mean you should act like one.
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I don't know what's wrong with her.
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She's driving me crazy. I freak out like 20 times a day.
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Dude, you think about everything too much.
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You just got to calm down, turn off your brain.
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It's not that easy.
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Sure it is. I do it all the time. Watch.
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You can't just turn off your--
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Reese. Reese.
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Whoa. How long was I out?
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And as I pulled her from the wreckage,
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she was so disfigured,
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that I didn't even know it was my own sister.
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Don't worry.
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Dimitri is the finest reconstructive surgeon in the state.
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Who's Dimitri?
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The head at municipal hospital. He and Vanessa had an affair last year.
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Shut up in there!
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Oh, man, who's got their assignment on Cambodia? I need to borrow it.
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- Where were you last night? - What?
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The Space 1999 marathon on the Sci-Fi channel.
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I made you a tunic and a hologram badge.
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- Dabney, I'm-- - Forget it.
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I gave it to my Mom's boyfriend.
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Thanks for nothing.
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Guys, look, I'm sorry.
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I've just been--
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Sara and I were on the phone.
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Never mind. I'm just sorry.
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I promise this won't happen again.
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I think I turned a corner on this thing.
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Sara and I were talking and, uh, it just came to me.
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I think we worked things out.
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Can you guys excuse me for a second? I'll be right back.
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He does seem sorry.
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I say we cancel our vote of censure.
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I second that.
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After all, he was there for us after the Arboretum burnt down.
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And how can you look in those eyes and say no to anything he asks?
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I think he's learned his lesson.
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Okay, only two invitations left.
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Ronnie's gonna have a moonbounce and a make-your-own-sundae cart.
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- I'll go. - Maybe you will.
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- What kind of present would you bring? - Skateboard?
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Excellent choice.
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Ronnie already has a brand new skate board.
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Why don't you let me worry about Ronnie?
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Sit.
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Look at yourself!
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They've put you on probation. Probation!
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If you do just one more thing wrong they're gonna kick you out of school!
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Do you have any idea how serious this is? Is this who you wanna be?
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You wanna be some little lap dog who ruins his life for some girl?
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For God's sake, Malcolm, you beat up a foreign exchange student!
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Poor little Zadoc left his country to get away from this kind of abuse!
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Are you even listening to me?
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Yes, I'm listening! But you know what, Mom?
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I've got bigger problems!
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You may not have noticed, but I've been screwing up a lot lately.
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All because of some stupid girl!
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I'm on probation!
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I beat up a kid who doesn't even speak English.
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I'm going through a lot right now, and you don't even care!
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We can still pull this off.
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You'll never pass the DNA test, Vanessa.
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And even your lies aren't going to be enough this time.
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But, Brock, if you didn't buy the mining rights, then who did?
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Don't either of you two see what's going on?
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The person who bought the mining rights is the same person
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who stole Mrs. Bronson's diamond brooch.
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And the person who ran Nathaniel's car off the road that night.
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That person's name is--
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- Okay, you're free to go. - Shh.
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- Come on, move it. - What? No, no, no.
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You can't do this to me.
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- Just five more minutes. - Let's go.
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Wait. No. Hang on.
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Wait it was the mayor, right? No, the widow Farthington?
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And what about the creepy janitor? Oh, no, no, no. His amnesiac brother?
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I didn't understand one word that was said in the last six hours.
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I'm exhausted. I couldn't sleep all night.
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I finally figured out what I gotta do.
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Sara, wait up.
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Look, I've done a lot of thinking and we need to talk.
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Sara, this just isn't working.
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Since I've known you, I've been nothing but obsessive and neurotic
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and a totally jealous creep who's way too clingy.
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I don't like what this relationship is turning me into, so...
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- I got you this pager. - What?
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It's perfect. Now we'll know exactly where the other one is every second of the day.
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No worry, no doubt. We'll finally be able to trust each other.
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- It's perfect. - We have to break up, Malcolm.
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I don't think you heard me.
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In fact, I'm proposing the exact opposite of that.
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That's what the pager's for.
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I'm sorry. Bye.
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No.
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No. No.
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Sara!
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You can't break up with me!
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Because I am filled with nothing but love and good feelings!
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And no anger and no jealousy, and none of those bad things
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that will lead to you not wanting to be with me.
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Okay, fine! Get out of here!
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I don't need you anyway! I hate your guts! I never needed you! No, no, no.
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I love you.
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I always have, I always will. We were meant to be together.
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I gave you my soul, Sara. I gave it to you, my soul.
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My soul.
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Sara.
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Here you go, sweetheart.
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You know, I always thought you hated cookie dough.
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So, are you having a good time?
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Yeah, Mom. Thanks.
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Well, you really should thank Dewey, too. He was a big help in planning all of this.
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I got you. You're dead.
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You ruined by birthday. I hate you.
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I've had two sundaes and four snow cones.
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Malcolm, let go. Come on, come on. I can't feel my fingers.
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Hey, I'll go get us some punch, how does that sound, huh?
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You know, son, this is all part of growing up.
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You're just gonna have to get used to it.
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No, I don't.
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I can go back.
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I can go back.
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- What are you doing? - Playing. I'm gonna play.
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You can't. You're too big.
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No, I'm not.
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- I'm going back. - No, you're too big.
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You're going to ruin my party!
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He can't be in here.
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โ™ช Sunny day Sleeping the clouds away โ™ช
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โ™ช On my way to where the air is sweet-- โ™ช
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Whoa!
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Okay! Don't panic! Okay!
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Okay!
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You're okay! Don't be scared!
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Don't be afraid, son.
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It was just a loud explosion. Everything is going to be okay.
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Don't be afraid anymore.
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Just once I'd like to learn a lesson without something exploding.
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โ™ช That's how the West was won โ™ช