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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 2, Episode 23 — Carnival

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Malcolm in the Middle
Episode title: Carnival
Air date: May 06, 2001
Director: Ken Kwapis
Top billed cast: Frankie Muniz, Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Justin Berfield, Erik Per Sullivan, Christopher Masterson
Malcolm, Dewey, Stevie, and Reese hide out at a traveling carnival after hours and run afoul of a determined security guard and several members of the freak show.
Source: TMDB
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Ow!
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Hal.
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I'm late for work!
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When your TV privileges are taken away, you gotta do something for entertainment.
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This is totally a trade-up.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe ♪
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♪ I don't know ♪
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♪ Can you repeat the question? ♪
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♪ Life is unfair ♪
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They got a roller coaster, a side show, knife throwers.
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Your name written on rice.
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Oh, man, this is the last weekend. We've gotta go.
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Like Mom will ever let us go.
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Why does...
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she have...
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to know?
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Maybe you guys could come...
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for a sleepover.
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Your parents aren't gonna let us go.
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They'll think...
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that I'm sleeping...
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at your house.
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Double alibi.
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It's a classic for a reason.
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Can you talk your mom...
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into sleeping over?
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- Can we sleep over at Stevie's? - Sure!
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Now for my parents.
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A sleepover? At someone else's house?
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- Don't you like sleeping here, son? - I don't think this is a good idea, Steve.
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Malcolm's family doesn't have a HEPA filter air purifier
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Be honest, son. Is it my snoring?
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It would help...
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normal.
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All right. See you there. Stevie's in. We're all set.
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He's gonna meet us at the bus stop.
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We take the 37 express to the fair,
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have fun for a while, and we're back home by midnight.
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- You little creep! - Let go!
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- What did you hear? - Everything. I wanna go.
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No, Dewey. You're too young.
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Take me or I'll tell Mom.
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If you do, I'll just stomp the crap out of you.
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Go ahead. I'm still telling.
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Dewey, you're not going and you're not telling.
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If you blab to Mom, we'll take every pet you ever get...
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and set it free.
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We'll destroy every toy...
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every game...
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everything you ever love.
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Do what you have to.
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- Dewey's gonna go with us to Stevie's. - Why?
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Because we like him.
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I'm just fun.
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- And Stevie's mom is okay with this? - Yeah.
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She has no idea what she's getting into with the three of you there.
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- I should give her a call. - Honey, Kitty can speak up for herself.
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She's made a decision. I don't think we should be second-guessing her.
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- What? - Though with Dewey gone, too,
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we'll try think of something to do
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on our own...
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alone.
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Okay, boys, have fun.
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Bye now.
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♪ Well, you're showing me A different sign ♪
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Oh, Hal.
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We got the whole night.
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Here, heat up the rolls.
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♪ You'll get used to me, baby ♪
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♪ You just wait and see ♪
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Daddy will kill me if he catches me with one of the field hands.
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♪ I love you ♪
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Let the machine get it.
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♪ A whole lot more... ♪
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Hello, it's Francis. Mom, Dad, pick up.
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I'm in the emergency room
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and the doctors think they can save my leg, but--
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Francis, are you okay?
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Ha! Screening your own child. Fine parents you are.
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What's wrong?
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I have to resort to lies to get you to talk to me, that's what's wrong.
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What do you want?
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I don't know. It's Saturday night. I thought I'd call and say hi.
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Can we call you back? Your dad and I are busy.
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- Let me talk to my brothers. - They're not here.
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Then what are you...?
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Ew! Ugh.
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Ugh!
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♪ Close to me, lady... ♪
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Where is everybody going?
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They're leaving! It's closing in 15 minutes!
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We would have been here two hours ago if we didn't get off the express bus!
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- I had to pee! - You cost us two hours!
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Just for that, you don't get to see the Siamese pigs.
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No!
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Can we stop fighting and start living?
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We have time for one ride, so we need to make it count.
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- The Chamber of Terrors? - It's on the other side of the midway.
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Ride's closed.
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What? We've still got five minutes!
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Not according to my watch.
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Hey, you have to let us ride.
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This is a county fair. It belongs to the people.
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What are our tax dollars paying for anyway?
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The cops, who I'm gonna call if you don't get the hell out of here.
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Ride's closed!
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Sucks. He's picking on us because we're kids
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- and we can't do anything about it. - This is unfair.
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He could have let us through. He just has an attitude problem.
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What happened to customer service?
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You sure we should be doing this?
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Stevie might get mad at us dropping in on him.
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We're not doing anything wrong. We're his parents,
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and we happen to be in the neighborhood.
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- You just wanna kiss him good night. - So what?
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I've kissed that boy good night every night since he was born.
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It makes him sleep better and it makes me sleep better.
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What is taking so long?
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You know those boys, probably watching ninja movies
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and eating full-fat crackers.
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Hello?
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Is everything okay in there?
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We cannot pretend we're not here.
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If they didn't see us, they probably heard the crash.
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Oh.
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Kitty, Abe. Uh...
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- What are you doing here? - Hello.
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Everything okay? We heard a crash.
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Oh, yeah. Sure. We're just, uh...
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moving furniture. What brings you by?
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We just came by to see Stevie.
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Stevie?
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He isn't here. I thought he was with you.
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What are you talking about? Where's my baby?
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Abe, Kitty, what are you doing here?
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We came to see Stevie.
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He's not here with your boys?
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No. They told us they were spending the night at your house for a sleepover.
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Oh.
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Hal, get my bra.
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I should be scared, but I'm not.
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Fake blood.
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That's a zombie?
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Rubber guts.
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Okay, if I had paid for this ride, I'd be really pissed.
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Stevie! Stevie!
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Stevie! Stevie! Stevie!
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Stevie! Stevie! Stevie!
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You have to leave room between your "Stevies"
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or you won't hear him.
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I'm sorry. I'm just a little nervous.
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I don't have as much experience with my child being in mortal danger.
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Okay, just calm down.
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You have to focus on something positive like how we're gonna punish them.
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How can I focus on anything when Stevie's out there, lost and scared?
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I understand what you're feeling. I'm concerned. We all are.
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Abe, this van is a palace. What does a rig like this set you back?
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Not as much as you'd think.
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When I sprang for the DVD player and flat-screen monitor,
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they threw in the GPS system for free, so it's really a...
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Stevie!
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Stevie! Stevie!
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Where the hell's the exit?
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We've been wandering around here for 20 minutes.
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This place is creepy.
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We're back where we started. This is the car we were riding in.
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I can feel where Dewey was chewing on it.
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Okay, I think we're out of options.
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We have to start a fire.
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Calm down. We can find our way out of here.
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We need to stay together and hold hands. Reese, give me your hand.
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I thought I was holding it.
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Uh-oh.
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This is like the beginning of every horror movie I've seen.
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I think we should split up.
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This place is like a cemetery with a Ferris wheel.
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- Are we in trouble? - No. The last bus leaves in 20 minutes.
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We just have to get outside and wait for it.
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Hey.
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Let's ask for help.
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We'll get in trouble. Let's climb the fence and get out.
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The fences are 12 feet high. What about Stevie?
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Do it in stages. We drag his chair to the top,
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toss it over, then do the same with Stevie.
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Hello?
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- Lost brother? - Go for it.
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Uh, hi. We're really sorry, but our brother got lost
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and we kind of got stuck in here after closing.
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Mind unlocking the gate and letting us out?
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We live a block away. We won't be any more trouble.
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- You think the rules don't apply? - Excuse me?
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My boss finds you pissants sneaking in, it's my ass!
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Oh, my God, side window defrosters. I've never seen that before.
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- Hello? - Francis? Hang on.
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I'm putting you on speakerphone.
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- Who's this? - Francis, it's Mom. We need to talk.
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With the images in my brain,
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the best thing for me is a little distance and 15 hours of public television.
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Would you quit clowning? The boys are missing.
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What?
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We were hoping you can give us some ideas of where to look for them.
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- Over. - Hal.
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If you could give us leads, it might speed things up.
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See? He doesn't know you've stopped talking.
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You're putting me in an awkward position, asking me to rat out my brothers.
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We're just worried about the boys. They're not gonna get into trouble.
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Oh. When did they get new parents?
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You better tell me where they are before I jump through the phone
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and rip that smart mouth off that damn face!
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Who is that?
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My name is Kitty Kenarban, and my boy Stevie is out there lost.
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His inhaler is running out, and he's got poor night vision.
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Wait, Stevie's with them?
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Okay, you didn't hear it from me, but I'd check out the old paint factory.
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It's fun to blow up the old cans of varnish.
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Oh, and the knife store on Fifth has a back door that's loose.
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If Stevie could swim,
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then I'd guess they'd be 40 miles downstream by now.
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Start at these places.
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The others are too alarming, there's no sense in scaring you.
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Happy thoughts.
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Puppies, ice cream, fat people falling down.
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I think we lost him.
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Where's Dewey?
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- Oh, my God. Where is he? - I say we get out of here.
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We can cover for Dewey. He's quiet. Mom and Dad will never know he's gone.
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You don't leave a fallen comrade.
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Shut up. We wouldn't be in this mess if you hadn't called for help.
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Keep pushing me, dumbass.
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Look, we can find Dewey.
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Just need to start on one side of the park,
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work our way through and stay away from that guard.
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No way! No way!
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We stay right here.
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That maniac's out there somewhere...
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waiting for us.
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Save yourselves!
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Oh, man, he's got Stevie. We gotta do something.
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Why? Maybe it's his time. Who are we to play God?
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Reese!
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What is taking him so long?
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How many places could the boys hide in an impound lot?
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Start the car! Start the car!
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Go, go!
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Go, go, go, go!
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Go, go, go, go, go.
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Eat our dust, you stupid dogs!
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Hal wins again!
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Well, they're not there.
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How can this be happening?
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Stevie never used to do things like this, he used to be such a good boy.
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He used to hold my yarn while I knitted.
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I would hold his yarn while he knitted.
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He made this sweater.
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Kitty, I am so sorry. This is all my boys' fault.
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They turn everyone they come in contact with into delinquents.
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Like a virus.
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We don't blame your boys.
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Well, we do, but the thing is Stevie has had a hand in this.
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I mean, he's changed.
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Since he hit middle school, he's just snippy and secretive
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and shuts himself in his room.
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Shouldn't have let him have that door.
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We're in for a few rough months.
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Few months?
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Well, when he gets older and realizes how much he's hurting us, then...
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Then he'll be even better at it.
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Let's face it. Teenagers are thoughtless, inconsiderate, eating machines
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dedicated to put us through hell and sending us to an early grave.
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These kids just don't know how much we suffer.
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What's that buzzing sound?
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Oh. It's a massage feature.
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I'll turn it off.
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You kids didn't know who you were messing with.
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You caught a kid...
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in a wheelchair.
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Kudos.
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Shut up!
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You talk when I say.
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I'm shaking in my chair.
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Don't go anywhere.
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I think we should run and get the cops.
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No. We should stay right here. This is good. This is smart.
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Look, I just wanna let you know I've always tried to be a good brother.
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If I ever hit you or broke your stuff,
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you deserved it and it was fun, but that doesn't make it right.
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Stop talking like this. We're gonna be fine.
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Take him!
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Hey, guys.
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Dewey, not funny.
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Where's Stevie?
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Guard grabbed him.
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He locked him up in his trailer, he's doing who knows what to him.
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Maybe my friends can help.
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What friends?
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We come in peace.
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- Hello? - Hey. I talked to Richie.
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He has a couple ideas.
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Roger that, Francis. Over.
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First off, he said the porno shop on Radford is having a sale.
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And the county fair is in town now.
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All right.
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Of course, the fair.
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Your friends think they can hide.
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I'll teach them a little lesson.
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They already know how to make six bucks an hour.
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Shut up!
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Lothar, go.
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Phil, let's be reasonable about this.
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Why don't you let the boy go?
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Get out of here, Gorak. You can't tell me what to do.
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I'm in charge of security.
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Mm-hm. Mm-hm. I understand that, and you're doing a terrific job, but...
terrific
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What I'm asking for here falls under the category of a favor.
askingcategoryfallsfavor
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Can you do me a favor, Phil?
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Why should I do you a favor? You never do me any favors.
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- Is this about the birthday party? - No.
birthdaybirthday-partyparty
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Phil, I told you. I was trying to keep it small.
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If I invited you, I'd have to invite the concession people,
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the ticket takers, even the transportation guys.
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I can't afford that.
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It was nothing personal.
personal
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Really?
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Look, we're having a poker game this weekend. Why don't you join us?
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Can I deal?
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Of course, you can deal.
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Thanks for looking after our boys. Hope they weren't a bother.
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I know how kids can be. Got two little monsters of my own.
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And, Hal, don't forget, poker this weekend.
forgetpokerweekend
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Absolutely.
absolutely
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Too bad the boys didn't get to see our show.
boys
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Next time we're in town, we'll get them backstage.
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Only if you take me up on that home-cooked meal.
cookedhomemeal
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You got it, Lois.
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These boys have had a rough night, so take it easy on them?
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All I'm worried about is getting them home.
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This sucks.
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This would have turned out perfect if Francis didn't rat us out.
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What are you smiling about?
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Gorak gave me one of his babies.
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