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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 2, Episode 22 — Mini-Bike

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Malcolm in the Middle
Episode title: Mini-Bike
Air date: April 29, 2001
Director: Ken Kwapis
Top billed cast: Frankie Muniz, Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Justin Berfield, Erik Per Sullivan, Christopher Masterson
Lois forbids the boys to ride a motorbike they found, but Reese disobeys and breaks a leg.
Source: TMDB
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Oh, my God. Hal, look at this.
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We still have a Christmas present for one of the boys.
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Wonder what it is.
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- Reese get that football jersey? - I can't remember.
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Honey, the boys got so much for Christmas last year,
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they don't even appreciate what they have.
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Save it for his birthday, it will be that much more special.
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This is for you.
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Oh, boy!
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You did get me that DVD player I've been hoping for.
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I thought you forgot.
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To be honest, I've been holding a grudge.
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Now I get to watch all those DVDs I've got hidden in the garage.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe ♪
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♪ I don't know ♪
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♪ Can you repeat the question? ♪
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♪ Life is unfair ♪
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This is ridiculous. Craig has been in there for 45 minutes.
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♪ God, I hope I get it ♪
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♪ He doesn't like the way I look ♪
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♪ He doesn't like the way I dance ♪
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Hey, everyone. Say good morning, Jellybean.
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Ugh. Dear lord.
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We burned his house down.
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I'm excited about this father-son weekend at Marlin.
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- You have your fluffy pillow? - Right here.
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I'm gonna miss you.
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You can be my dirty little secret.
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Now this is nice.
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Don't you worry, Hal.
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I'll take as good care of your house as you did mine.
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Kidding. I won't burn your house down.
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But that's all in the past. Totally forgotten.
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Better get going, though.
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Thanks.
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- Bye. - Bye.
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having me around all the time, the forbidden fruit, as it were.
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- Especially now, with Hal gone. - Craig--
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Shh! Whatever feelings we shared, that's in the past.
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That part of us is dead.
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- Craig, I-- - Shh! Shh! Shh!
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Let's not rekindle this.
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I'm not psychic. I can't read minds.
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- Look. - No, Dewey, let's go.
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That would be so cool to have.
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Wait! Wait! Wait. You can't throw that out.
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This? It's a piece of trash.
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What are you talking about? That's not trash.
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You don't know what trash is.
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I am a garbage man.
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Look, why don't you give us the bike? Maybe we can fix it up or something.
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What's it worth to you?
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We don't have any money. You were just about to throw it away.
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- Give you 30 bucks. - Done.
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- Where did you get 30 bucks? - Are you a cop?
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♪ Changing movement into light ♪
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♪ She has danced into the danger zone When the dancer becomes the dance ♪
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Hey. Just fighting Father Time.
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♪ She's a maniac-- ♪
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I have to work late. Mind feeding the boys?
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- No problem. - Thanks.
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So, uh, I'm in charge then?
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- All you have to do is fix them dinner. - Right.
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I'm in charge. They gotta listen.
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Dance for me. That's right, dance. Why?
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I'm in charge, that's why.
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We burned his house down.
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Look at it. It was just dirty. Paint job's perfect.
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And all it needs is a spark plug and a carburetor, and it will be working.
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We can get that stuff off Dad's lawn mower.
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This is the coolest thing we've ever had.
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This makes up for all the years of crap.
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- This is the only thing we've shared. - The only thing we've had worth sharing.
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I'm gonna go down to Principal Littledove's house
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and cut donuts on his front lawn.
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Why don't you take it tomorrow and Wednesday
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- and I'll take it-- - Excuse me?
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- What? - What are you doing?
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Nothing. Making up a schedule.
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Why do you get to make it?
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What? I'm giving you the first day.
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So what? You're not the boss of everyone.
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I'm the one who put together the engine.
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I paid for it.
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You wouldn't have it if I didn't see it.
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- Shut up. - You shut up!
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It's not fixed yet. No point in fighting--
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- I get it on Sundays! - You do not!
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You're too short to ride it.
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I'm in the 40th percentile.
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- You're too stupid to ride it. - Would you chill out?
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- Shut up! - Yeah, Malcolm!
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You may be able to boss around your Krelboynes,
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but normal people don't have to listen to you.
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Quit talking and hit him.
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You don't have any friends.
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Mom told you you're never allowed to talk about that.
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Let's have a hand for Cadet Drew and his father,
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direct from the showrooms of Atlantic City.
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That was just riveting.
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And now we have a few more awards to give out.
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Now, now, we have a lot of students, and they all deserve recognition.
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The award for the best history essay by a junior or sophomore
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goes to Cadet Eric.
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Congratulations.
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- Thanks. - We're so proud of our Eric.
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The luckiest dads in the world.
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It was a great essay.
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I had a shot at the C till he screwed up the curve.
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They are giving out a lot of awards.
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Sorry. This is ridiculous. He gives them out like candy.
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And now the award for the cadet who has shown the most improvement.
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This young lad came to Marlin as a delinquent jack-a-ninny
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without the slightest sign of potential.
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And yet, in a mere year and a half,
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he has started to turn himself around.
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He's not all the way there yet...
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but he is on the path to becoming
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an outstanding member of the Marlin family.
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I proudly present Cadet Gordie.
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This is nice.
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Sitting around with family, eating together, sharing.
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- What did you do today, buddy? - Nothing. I'm too short.
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I wouldn't worry about that.
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I bet you have the biggest head in your class.
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Am I too stupid to have some more peas?
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I don't think there are rules on that.
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Yeah, this is nice.
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I remember when I was your age, not a care in the world.
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Me and my imaginary brother
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outside in the yard, building forts all day.
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Yep, good times.
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- Where do you think you're going? - To the garage!
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Not alone you're not!
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I'm coming too!
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You're all excused.
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Kids.
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Are you gonna be done anytime this year?
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If you'd just shut up, it would be fixed by now.
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You two disgust me.
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- This should do it. - Let me.
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- I'm doing it. - Me!
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I told you I could fix it.
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Way to go. Now get out of my way.
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- Get off! - No!
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- Mine! - Get off! No!
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- It's mine! Move! - Mine!
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- I found and fixed it! - It's mine!
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- Leave it alone! - It's mine!
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It's nobody's!
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What's wrong with you? You're not allowed to have a motorcycle.
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- What are you doing? - That's ours.
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We paid for it with our own money.
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That was pretty stupid of you, wasn't it?
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There's no way you're having a motorcycle.
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But, Mom, it's not a motorcycle.
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- It's just a little minibike. - It's a motorcycle.
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It's not a motorcycle!
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It's two feet high. Made specifically for kids.
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Two wheels. Motor. Motorcycle.
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Look, I... I understand that Francis
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is never gonna be the perfect kid.
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You see, what I'm asking for here is just a little...
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ray of hope.
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Anything at all.
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Francis is...
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not interested in learning.
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Francis is...
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interested in causing trouble.
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Sorry to have to say that, but I have seen his type before.
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All he likes to do is flout authority.
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He has contempt for rules. He lives to undermine and destroy.
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- He feels no compunction-- - Okay.
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I get it.
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Anything positive you can tell me?
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Sorry.
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- Oh, wait. - Yes?
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You want chicken or fish tonight?
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I don't think you realize how much we want this bike.
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I looked over your tax return, and I could save you about $1,200,
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- if you make it worth my while. - No.
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You know the dog that keeps you up every night?
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I could take him for a little walk.
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No!
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I want it! I want it! I hate you! I want it!
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I wish I was dead!
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Detailed information on every unsolved breakage
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or disappearance for the last two years.
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No!
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- Doing laundry, huh? - Yes, Craig.
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Well, don't think of doing my stuff.
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I'm the only guy that handles my used underpants, thank you very much.
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Of course, shame to waste electricity if you got the room.
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Okay, we thought about it and we understand you're worried,
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so we promise we'll always wear helmets when we ride the minibike.
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In addition to helmets,
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we'll also wear elbow and knee pads no matter how dorky we look.
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And we'll only ride it in the park.
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And only under your supervision when you say so and when you're with us.
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- No. - Wait!
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- No! - This isn't fair!
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You don't get to say no!
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- Yes, I do. - No, you don't!
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You can't make a statement that covers everything.
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There has to be some scenario where you'll let us ride the bike.
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What if I was a trained athlete who practiced on a simulator for 15 years
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and wore Kevlar body armor in a field of marshmallows?
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I would still say no. Now stop bothering me.
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I don't know. The boys sound reasonable to me.
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Stay out of this.
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Hey! I live here, too, don't I? Sorry, baby.
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Mom's doing this because she can't stand that we're working together.
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Fixing that bike up was the best time we ever had.
bestbikefixing
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I never wanted it to end.
wanted
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Yeah. We were a perfect team.
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We still are.
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We're gonna work together and find a way to beat her.
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She's going down.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Boys! I need some help!
boys
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Oh.
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What's this?
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Looks like a picture of you on a horse. About Dewey's age?
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What are you doing?
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This looks awfully dangerous.
awfullydangerous
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Look at that. No padding, no helmet. Did you ever fall?
fallhelmet
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What does this have--?
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We're asking the questions.
askingquestions
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So, according to your logic, a two-foot fall from a minibike
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is more dangerous than a six-foot fall from a galloping horse?
dangerousfallfoothorse
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- That was a long time ago. - Before gravity?
gravity
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I don't have time for this. I have to get ready--
ready
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I have to go to work.
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- Did you see that? We rattled her. - Yeah!
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- We did it! It worked! We've got Mom! - What?
worked
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A chink in the armor! We're gonna do it!
armor
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If we just play it cool, have patience, we'll have it by end of the week!
coolpatienceweek
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No, we won't. It's broken.
broken
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- What? - I snuck it out for a ride.
ridesnuck
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And you know what? They are dangerous.
dangerous
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You think Mom will notice?
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You moron! Do you have any idea what you've done?
ideamoron
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We were so close! We had her!
close
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That's what I figured. I wouldn't have taken it otherwise.
figuredotherwisetaken
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I'm not an idiot.
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I can't believe you would--
believe
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- How was it? - Awesome. I looked cool doing it.
awesomecoollooked
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I could see my reflection in the car windows
reflectionwindows
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right up until I hit the mailbox.
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Sometimes you just embarrass me.
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It's okay. Mom doesn't have to find out. I'll be fine.
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- Leg's starting to feel better. - Let's see it.
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Ow!
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- Hi, Mom! - Hello.
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Look, boys, I was thinking about it and, uh...
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you're old enough to deserve an explanation. I was--
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You don't always know what's best for us! You don't know we would have gotten hurt!
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There's such a thing as trust! I really think we've earned it!
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Reese, I'm not saying that I--
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I don't have to sit here!
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- Yes, you do. - Oh, right.
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I'll tell you what.
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How about I take you skateboarding? How's that?
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- Actually, I'm pretty tired. - Me too,
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and I think I really wanna get a jump on next week's homework.
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What's going on?
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- You guys are-- - Lois! Lois!
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Oh, for God's sake! What is it now?
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What's the matter, Craig?
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What's it say on this jar?
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"Craig."
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I'm glad someone can read.
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These come with 14 pickles. I had 3 yesterday, two for lunch today
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and one-and-a-half for a snack,
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and now there are six-and-a-half pickles in this jar!
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Simple math--
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Counting the one in your hand?
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Okay, false alarm.
alarmfalsefalse-alarm
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We burned his house down. We burned his house down...
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This is the guy.
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This is Francis.
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What I wanna know is how did you get the cow
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onto the roof of the gymnasium?
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That was easy. The parachute was the problem.
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Did you know they don't open
open
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unless you're thousands of feet in the air?
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You live, you learn.
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- Did I tell you about that? - No.
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Look at this, archery, debating, field hockey...
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Look at all these clubs and teams, and you're not in any of them.
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There isn't even a picture of you in the yearbook.
pictureyearbook
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Look under Pete Zahut.
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I don't want to look under Pete Zahut.
pete
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- No, if you say it fast, it sounds like-- - I don't believe this.
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Francis, don't you care about anything?
carefrancis
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- What? - In a school filled with problem children,
childrenfilledproblemschool
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you're the worst one here.
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Not true. I can think of three other guys with longer records than I have.
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We have worked and we've worked,
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trying anything we can think of to turn you around,
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but nothing seems to get through to you.
seems
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- Come on, Dad. - No.
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You don't give a damn about anything but yourself!
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I don't like saying these things, but what am I supposed to do?
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I feel like I have to give up on my own son.
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Dad...
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No. I can't even look at you right now.
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I don't remember if we're hating or liking each other...
hatinglikingremember
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but either way, I appreciate this.
appreciate
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It's been two hours, Reese. The swelling isn't going down.
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Look, you can see his heartbeat.
heartbeat
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Oh, man. We really need to get you to the hospital.
hospital
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We can't. Mom will kill us if she finds out about the bike.
bikefindskill
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This isn't about the bike.
bike
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We're screwed for the next five years on anything we'd like to do.
fivefive-yearsscrewedyears
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Gotta be some way we can get you to the hospital before she finds out.
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We could come up with a story.
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Could you handle that?
handle
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I'm gonna scream into my pillow for the next five minutes.
fivefive-minutesminutespillowscream
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There's gotta be some way we can do this.
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Have you seen Jellybean's sweater?
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I don't know why we have to go across town. Seems kind of silly.
seemssillytown
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Craig, I promise, it's the best ice cream in town.
bestcraigcreampromisetown
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Yeah, well, I'll be the judge of that.
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What was that?
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Ow. Ow.
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My leg. Ow.
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Ow!
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- Oh, my God! What did I do? What did I do? - You ran over his leg!
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What happened?
happened
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Oh, my God! Reese!
reese
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For God's sake, Jonathan, pull yourself together.
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He'll be home for your birthday.
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You got a problem?
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An untucked shirttail, cadet?
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Is that what we teach you here? To disgrace your uniform?
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I think not.
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His shirt just came untucked when he was hugging his father.
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You can't yell at him for hugging.
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- Francis... - No.
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No, I'm glad you saw this. This is exactly what I was talking about.
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Always undermining my authority.
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Day in, day out, it's the same thing.
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Like when I had Cadet Dooley run 600 laps of the perimeter
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for an inside-out pillowcase violation,
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Francis organizes a sit-in.
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Or when I cut off the electricity to the fifth floor
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for a contraband boom box, he hijacks a generator for them.
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The boy lives to cause chaos.
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He was hugging his dad!
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In front of his own father, he still defies me at every turn.
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And every time something like that happens,
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- he challenges you? - Every time.
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Even when he knows he'll get in trouble?
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That doesn't seem to matter to him at all.
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I understand.
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I will deal with you later.
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- Dad, I just wanna-- - Shut up, son.
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Oh, come here.
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I can't believe that plan actually worked. We came up with it in, like, two seconds.
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Maybe we should do more things half-assed.
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- Hey, Reese, how's your leg? - Not bad.
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The pain goes away when I black out.
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You want anything to drink?
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- Sure. - All right.
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One more thing.
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Did you think I wouldn't notice
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a busted up minibike half-buried in the sandbox?
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Jellybean and I are leaving now.
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Once again, I'm very sorry. I can't even look you people in the eye.
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I think we'll call this one a wash.
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I love you, Francis.
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- Goodbye. - Love you, too, Dad.
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