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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 2, Episode 21 — Malcolm vs Reese

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Show: Malcolm in the Middle
Episode title: Malcolm vs. Reese
Air date: April 22, 2001
Director: Todd Holland
Top billed cast: Frankie Muniz, Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Justin Berfield, Erik Per Sullivan, Christopher Masterson
Francis has an extra ticket for a wrestling event and it is the prize pitting Malcolm vs. Reese in a one-upmanship war; caring for Craig's cat is troublesome for Dewey.
Source: TMDB
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- Hey, Mom. Want to buy a worm? - Oh, for crying out loud.
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Let's get you cleaned up.
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Don't forget your ears, Dewey!
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Okay!
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♪ Yes, no, maybe ♪
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♪ I don't know ♪
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♪ Can you repeat the question? ♪
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♪ Life is unfair ♪
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I've got some chalk. We could draw some dead guy outlines on the sidewalk.
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Boring.
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Mom's not home. We could play cantaloupe ball.
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I'd be up for the chalk outline thing.
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Okay, maybe tomorrow. I can't say no to you.
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Craig, can we speed things up?
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I guess that's it, sport.
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You sure you're up to the challenge?
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Mm-hm.
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Don't worry, Craig. Dewey's going to do a great job.
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Great, and when the long weekend is over, you'll have earned five whole dollars.
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- You told Mom 10. - Right. Aren't you a good little listener?
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I'm not so sure about this, Hal. Are you sure that Dewey can handle this?
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- Hey, you can see our backyard from here. - I almost forgot to show you my itinerary.
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The convention lasts three days.
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I'll be back early Monday evening.
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Wow, Craig, I had no idea you were so into comic books.
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It's not like I'm a freak about it.
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It just helps me keep my life in perspective.
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Somehow my problems seem insignificant when compared to Richie Rich's.
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It's time to say good-bye, Jelly Belly. Come give Daddy some kissy-kisses.
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I love you. Yes, I do-do-do...
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I know, son, but a job's a job.
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Mwah!
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Big news, guys.
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Things are going to get a lot more interesting around here.
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- What's up? - You guys enjoy wrestling, don't you?
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- Rage in the Cage? - You're the best brother ever!
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We're going to have so much--
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- That's only two tickets. - I know.
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How am I ever going to decide which one of you to take?
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You deliberately bought two tickets just to torment us?
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No, of course not.
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I bought them to see who loves me the most.
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Now, I know you both love me...
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but I bet one of you loves me just a little bit more.
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No way. We're not doing another butt-kissing contest.
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- There's got to be another way. - Fine.
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- Who's got a quarter? - Here.
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You're in the lead. Maybe you should make me a sandwich.
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Come on, guys. It's Rage in the Cage! You should be happy!
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- We are happy. - Well, you're not doing the happy dance.
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♪ Happy dance, happy dance We love to do the happy dance ♪
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Happier.
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♪ Happy dance, happy dance We love to do the happy dance ♪
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Happier.
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♪ Happy dance, happy dance We love to do the... ♪
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A half-cup of wet food in one bowl and a half-cup of dry in another.
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He likes the juice from the wet half poured onto the dry.
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Jellybean also likes you better than your brothers.
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Everyone likes you better than your brothers.
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Someday, you're going to be president of Idaho
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and anyone taller than you will be fed to wolves.
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Time for your eardrops, Jellybean.
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Okay, Jellybean, stop hiding.
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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
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Okay, come on.
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Please don't go outside, Jellybean.
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Don't be scared, Jellybean. They're just eardrops. See?
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Jellybean! [whimpers] Jellybean!
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Whenever you return the car, it's always filthy.
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That is so unfair. You always assume the worst of me.
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Assume? I see it.
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How am I going to show you I've actually grown up
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if you never give me the chance?
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Okay, I'm listening.
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How about if I wash the car before I take it?
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And I'll rake the leaves, scoop out the gutters,
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and if that's not enough, I'll clean the attic!
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Mom, give him a break.
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Okay, you got yourself a deal. Bring it home in one piece.
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You need anything ironed, Mom?
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Dewey? You in here, son?
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What's wrong? You were supposed to be home hours ago.
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- I can't do anything right. - Dewey.
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- Where's Jellybean? - I left the door open, and he ran away.
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Oh, dear.
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Do we have to tell Mom?
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This is very serious situation.
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Of course we're not gonna tell your mother.
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- Really? - Really.
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But I think it might be a little bit too much responsibility for your first job.
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- Don't worry, we'll find Jellybean. - But I've been looking for hours.
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That's your first lesson.
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Sometimes it takes lot of time and hard work to accomplish something.
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But what if Jellybean's hurt? It's dark outside.
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Let me tell you a little something about cats, all right?
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They're nocturnal creatures, which means they prefer the night.
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Then again, so do coyotes and feral dogs and devil worshippers.
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My point is that Jellybean is fine. He'll come home when he's good and ready.
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We're just going to put a little bowl of food out, and he'll come back.
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- Are you sure? - Trust me,
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tomorrow morning, everything is going to be fine.
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Dad! Jellybean's bowl is empty! He was here!
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You're the smartest man in the world! Yes!
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No sign of forced entry. I just don't see how these guys got in.
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It's a mystery.
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- You left the window open. - Mystery solved.
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What is it you say you're doing here again?
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We're watching the cat while the owner's away.
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- I don't see a cat. - We're not doing a very good job.
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- Hello? - Hal?
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Oh, Craig! Hi! How's the convention?
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Fantastic. I've picked up some great bargains.
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You would not believe some of the idiots that are here.
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Anyhow, I just called to see how Jellybean's doing.
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Oh, fine. He's a frisky little guy, you know.
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- Get off the TV, Jellybean! - That reminds me,
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could you hit the timer button on my VCR? I want to tape Arliss.
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Uh...
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Sure, no problem.
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Hal, I don't want you to think I'm weird, but could you put Jellybean on the phone?
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Uh, yeah, let me just pick him up, yeah.
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There he is!
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Okay. Okay, I got his ear to the phone.
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Hey, Jellybean! How's my widdle pussycat?
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Have you been a good boy while I've been away?
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I love you, honey.
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Give Daddy a kiss.
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Jellybean?
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I got to tell you, Reese, you are doing a great job.
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- I am very impressed. - Thank you.
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- Here? - Nah, one over.
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I just want to point out that Malcolm has not done a thing,
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I have been carrying you around all afternoon.
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Don't think your enthusiasm
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and that pathetic look of desperation are going unnoticed.
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- Here you go, Francis. - What's this?
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Your English term paper on the rise of the novel.
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It's a guaranteed A.
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You can screw off the whole rest of this semester and still pull a C.
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This pleases me.
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Jellybean! Come on, Jellybean.
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Come to Hal.
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That's a good pussycat. That's a good pussycat.
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Stay right where you...
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Damn! Come back here, Jellybean!
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Jellybean! You want some kissy-kisses?
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Kissy-kisses!
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Kissy-kisses. Come.
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What is it?
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- What? - You know, I realized something.
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You could do Francis' homework for the next 10 years,
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but you still can't go to Rage in the Cage if you're grounded.
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What are you talking about?
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Mom!
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What is with you, Reese?
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You've got to see what Malcolm did to Dewey.
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- He's totally lost it! - Hey, Mom.
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- Where's Dewey? - Left early to go feed Craig's cat.
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No way!
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- Huh? - What is going on with you, Reese?
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Dewey, wait until you see who I found--
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- What happened to your face? - What happened to your pants?
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Never mind that. Look who I have.
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Mrs. Johnson's cat?
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Yes. Mrs. Johnson's cat, yes! Go, scoot.
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Hey! I found these in the laundry in my shirt pocket!
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- You put them there, didn't you? - Yeah.
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Just like you put my muddy sneaker on the kitchen table!
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Guys, what's going on?
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He's trying to get me grounded so I can't go with you,
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but he's too stupid to pull it off!
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We'll see who's stupid when this stupid is watching wrestling.
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Whoa, guys, this is supposed to be a contest about love,
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and you've twisted it into something ugly.
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Carry on.
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Ow! Get off me! Get off!
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This, too, pleases me.
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Okay, we can fix this.
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Cats are territorial.
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I'd put money on it that Jellybean hasn't been outside a square block of this place.
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Ooh! Yup, he's been back.
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These are fresh.
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But he never stays.
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Then we'll just have to find a way to keep him here, won't we?
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Paid a little visit to my doctor.
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- What are those? - These are sleeping pills, Dewey.
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I simply told him I've been up for the past few nights,
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things aren't going well with the wife, afraid I'm going to lose the house...
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But don't you worry. Those are just lies I told to get prescription drugs.
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We're just going to grind a few of these up,
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sprinkle it on his food, and it's sweet dreams, Jellybean.
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Should we put them in the wet or the dry?
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The wet, dry, milk, water, we have to cover all our bases, son.
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We are going to get this cat!
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- Which one's Jellybean? - Well, that's another challenge.
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We'll make three piles:
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"Probably Not Jellybean," "Definitely Not Jellybean,"
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and "Not Even a Cat." We'll start with that possum.
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- I think it's time to call Mom. - I was hoping you'd say that.
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- Rage in the Cage. Rage in the Cage. - What are you doing?
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Wait until Mom sees what you did to my expensive microscope.
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- You don't have the guts. - Say you quit, Reese.
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No! You're going to totally be grounded when Mom sees the beating you gave me.
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Ow!
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What are you doing?
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Sucker!
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Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
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Hey, hey, hey! This isn't about the tickets, is it?
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You have to decide. Who's going with you?
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Oh, yeah, I probably should've said something.
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I met this girl at the Burger Barn, and guess what? She likes wrestling.
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What? You can't.
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Guys, it's a girl who likes wrestling. I'm just as much a victim as you are.
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Oh, you'll understand when you're older.
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You guys are cool. I'm definitely bringing you home a couple programs.
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You're telling me none of these cats is Jellybean?
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What's wrong with you?
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Come on, Lois, this is a very complicated situation.
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- Don't blame Dewey. - I am not blaming Dewey.
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Oh.
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- Mom, maybe we can-- - It's okay, let your mom take care of it.
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Here's what we're going to do.
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Okay, I'll say it. It was a really bad idea.
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I've never seen 50 cats run out of a place so fast.
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Hal, how could this have happened? We've ruined Craig's life.
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No, it is not our fault, Lois. At a certain point,
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we simply have to say to ourselves that Craig is just cursed.
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- Dad, it's Jellybean! - Oh, my God!
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Let me just grind up one of these sleeping pills.
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Won't take a minute. Keep him entertained.
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Or we could just pick him up.
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- Yay! - I told you everything would work out.
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It doesn't pay as well as some other summer jobs,
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but I get the chance to mentor inner-city children.
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How can you put a price on smiles?
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Oh, you're cute and sweet.
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You know, this is the first time I've gone out in six months.
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Then we'll have to make this a night to remember, won't we?
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Amateurs.
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- What? - Oh, it's nothing.
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It's just a prank from some of the kids at the center.
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You know, it's inspiring how they can laugh after all they've been through.
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- Oh, man! I wasn't speeding, was I? - I don't think so.
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- License and registration. - Officer, what did I do?
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This car has been reported stolen. License and registration, please.
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Oh, it's been reported stolen, huh?
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Not gonna ask again. License and registration.
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Officer, I know this looks bad, but--
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- Open the trunk. - Officer, let me explain--
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Open the trunk!
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Get out of the car!
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Mom wasn't too thrilled about having to pick us up at the police station,
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but it was totally worth it. We don't have to serve Francis anymore.
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Here's your sandwich, Craig. Can I go to bed now?
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Oh, mayo on only one side?
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It's a lot of mayo.
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No one's saying it's not, I specifically asked for it on both sides.
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- Craig. - Malcolm.
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I don't like this any more than you do, but it was your mom's idea.
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Since as long as I'm living here you have to do everything I say,
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I'll try to meet you halfway
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and make my orders as clear as possible, okay?
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Here, I heated it for 10 seconds like you said.
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It's still not quite room temperature.
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I know I'm being demanding,
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but Jellybean's apartment was burned down, too.
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All right, it was almost worth it.
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There's something you have to see.
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Cut. Cut.
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Oh, honey, the night is still young.
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What's the line? I'm sorry.
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Cut.
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Cut.
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Ow.
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Cut.
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Shut up! We wouldn't be in this mess if you hadn't called for help.
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Keep pushing me, ass [bleep].
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- Guys, stop laughing. It's not that funny. - You can't say ass [bleep].
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Keep pushing me, ass [bleep].
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Whoo!
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- Cut! - Cut!
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Now, honey, I'm sorry you had to see that.
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