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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 2, Episode 15 — The Grandparents

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Malcolm in the Middle
Episode title: The Grandparents
Air date: February 11, 2001
Director: Todd Holland
Top billed cast: Frankie Muniz, Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Justin Berfield, Erik Per Sullivan, Christopher Masterson
Lois' estranged parents, Ida and Victor, pay the family a visit. Right away, trouble starts brewing. Victor bonds with Reese, Ida gets Malcolm into a fight, and Dewey is haunted by childhood memories of his inattentive grandparents.
Source: TMDB
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Great pancakes, Dad.
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Oh, thanks.
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Hey, who's ready for seconds?
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I am.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe ♪
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♪ I don't know ♪
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♪ Can you repeat the question? ♪
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♪ Life is unfair ♪
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So, which one of these pinks do you want to let float this month,
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The freezer's out again.
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What?
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Aw, man!
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Mom, whose tongue's longer?
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Are you going to make us stand out here all day?
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- Mom! Dad! - Oh, my God, honey!
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Oh, God.
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Hey, come on in.
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So, this is certainly unexpected.
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Yep.
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What's the matter with you? Don't you clean behind your ears?
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Look what I found!
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Ha, ha, five bucks!
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Thanks, Grandpa.
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So, Grandpa, did you have a nice drive down?
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- Huh? - I said, did you have a nice drive down?
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I can't hear this one. He sounds like girl.
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So, you just decided to hop in the car and drive on down from Canada
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without calling ahead, huh? How fun!
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Yeah, how long do you think you'll stay?
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If we're such big inconvenience, we go right now.
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- No. - No, no, no, no, no.
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- Please... - Don't be silly.
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Dewey, you remember your grandparents, don't you, sweetie?
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He needs changing.
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He always needs changing.
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You take him.
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Let him sit in it.
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That will teach him.
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I don't want to take him, he smells.
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That's what happens to little boys who squirm.
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It's estimated that as many as 30,000 young people
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have descended on New Orleans
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to join in the annual Mardi Gras festivities.
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At this hour, police have been called in to try and...
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Look at those animals going berserk,
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tearing each other's clothes off.
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Those are people with no respect for authority.
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Eric's right, that could be us.
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If we left right now we could be in New Orleans in five hours.
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- How we going to get there? - And where are we going to stay?
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Gentlemen, you quibble with me
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about logistics when I'm offering you 48 hours
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of non-stop debauchery?
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This could be the greatest weekend of our lives.
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Damn, Francis, you should've known better than to eat sushi at a truck stop.
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Hey, the cashier said the yellowtail was fresh.
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- Besides, my octopus was excellent. - Can we not talk about the fish, please?
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Guys, it's like a war zone out there. There's looting, rioting,
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and now the cops are turning a fire hose on the crowd.
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Wet T-shirts!
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Sorry about the takeout.
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I don't know what the deal is with the fridge.
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What do you expect? That brand is dishufka.
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That's it.
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Fatten up on pizza.
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Good luck running
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when they come with the dogs and chase you into the hills.
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I think it's great you're able to just hit the road
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without a care in the world.
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Oh. Right. Yeah, with me
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I'm always thinking about things back home.
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You know, did I leave the stove on? Is the iron plugged in?
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I once heard of a fire being caused by a mouse
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- chewing through an-- - Where is my coffee?
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Uh, it's right here, Dad, just the way you like it.
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Mom, I really wish you'd put out that cigarette.
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It's not good for the kids.
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What, you think it'll stunt their growth?
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You turned out big enough.
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Look at him eat, like animal! Ha, ha!
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Not like Mr. Pizza with knife and fork.
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You know, Dad, since the last time you were here,
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uh, Malcolm has been put into a special class.
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I'm not surprised.
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No, no, no, it's, uh, an advanced class.
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It's very challenging work.
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Tell him, Malcolm.
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Well, today we finished reading Grapes of Wrath
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- and we're studying advanced algebra. - What is that, shot at me?
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I no study algebra?
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It's because I go to war when I was your age.
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What good is math in war, huh?
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When you can provide for your family,
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you can have last piece of pizza.
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Dad, Hal provides for us just fine.
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Which isn't easy when someone's hogging all the pizza.
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You can't even keep food in the house for my grandchild.
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- Do you call that providing? - We will get the refrigerator fixed.
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For what, so it can break again?
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What does a new one cost?
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$700, $800?
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I give you $800 to buy a new one!
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Thank God our generation knew to save our money, to hold onto.
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We didn't fritter it away on things like toys and dolls.
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I dressed up piece of wood
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and I was happy to have it.
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We will not take your money.
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Of course you will!
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We love you too much to stand by
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and watch your children grow up ashamed of you.
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This is what family is for.
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- Hello. - Malcolm, listen,
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I need to know what Mom used to put in the hot tea
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when we were sick. Is she around?
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I think she's changing the sheets on their bed.
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- Grandma and Grandpa are here. - Oh, you're kidding.
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So, did they knock, or did you just hear their hooves clatter up the driveway?
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I can't be sure, but I think Grandpa spit at me.
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Look, don't take it personally.
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They're primeval creatures with tiny little hearts.
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Yeah, but there must be some reason--
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Malcolm, they have stupid lizard brains.
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They're threatened by anyone with an ounce of ambition or intelligence.
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They'd eat you if they had better teeth.
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This one, always on phone.
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That's Grandpa, isn't it?
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Tell him I said he's a malevolent, poisonous troll.
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- Francis says, "Hi." - No-good delinquent.
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He says "Hi" back.
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No, absolutely not. I will not let you take their money.
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- Why not? - They'll never let you forget
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they had to give you $800.
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They'll use it to try to humiliate you.
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They do that now.
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Lois, come on, I know what your folks think of me.
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We need the fridge.
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We can't store the meat on the porch forever.
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I'm big enough to take one for the team.
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- What? - You're better than all of us.
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Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo!
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We can't do this on Dewey's bed.
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Reese's looks okay.
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Thank you.
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Do you know this thing makes ice cubes in both circular and crescent shapes?
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How do they expect people to decide?
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It's nice to have something in the house that works.
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Yeah.
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You know, maybe in their dark, twisted world,
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this is how your parents show love.
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- Hey, Victor, pretty great, huh? - My descending colon's inflamed.
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What's great?
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Uh, listen, Dad, I just mailed off the mortgage and car payments,
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and with buying the new refrigerator,
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we should get that check from you right away.
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About that...
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your mother and I decided it's no good
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for family to give money to family.
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Always ends badly.
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Pulp! Who buys orange juice with pulp?
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How can they do this?
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How can they offer us money then pretend it never happened?
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I'm gonna kill them.
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I swear I'll snap their necks like chickens!
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That is not going to pay off the debt, Lois.
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Unless you're a beneficiary on some sort of life insurance policy.
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What am I saying?
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Look, look, why don't we just return the refrigerator?
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I can't. I bought it on sale.
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Hal, what are we going to do?
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Well, what choice do we have?
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For the next couple weeks, until we catch up,
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we have to work a ton of overtime.
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Really? And who's going to look after the kids?
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So, we thought the perfect thing might be
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if you could stay a little longer and keep an eye on the kids.
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I don't know.
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- Mother and I should go. - We sense tension.
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- No! - Oh, no!
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Oh, no, no, no, there's no tension.
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We just, uh, we have a couple of hectic weeks coming up
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and we just hoped that you could stay a little longer.
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Of course. We do anything for you. We are a family.
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Oh, Dewey, hey, guess what.
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Grandma and Grandpa will stay and watch you for the next couple weeks.
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How you doing, Francis?
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- I need a doctor. - We got you something better, man.
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We brought you beads!
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You wouldn't believe it out there.
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There's free beer and the women take their tops off
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when you give them beads.
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Is it possible we crashed our car on the way down here and died
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and went to heaven?
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I'd welcome death right now.
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I can't believe this is you talking, Francis.
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You're our leader.
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If it wasn't for you, we wouldn't even be here.
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You know what?
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You're right.
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This is Mardi Gras.
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- I can do this. - Yeah. All right.
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- Give me those beads. - Yeah! Come on!
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Francis! Francis!
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Francis! Francis! Francis!
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Ew, gross!
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Thank God we found a hotel with a drain in the hallway.
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We're back.
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Still no parents?
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If you're going to work all the time, don't have children.
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- Hey, I wanted ice cream. - I don't blame you.
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Why do they always do that?
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They take you for ice cream and stuff and never ask me.
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I've thought about that.
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And I think they see me as the protector of the bloodline.
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If the future's half as bad as Grandpa and I suspect,
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the only survivors are going to be mutants,
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cockroaches and me...
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all living underwater.
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Let's face it, they're backing a winner.
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Oh, man, I'm stuffed.
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I shouldn't have had a second one.
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Are you okay, Grandma?
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I could carry your purse for you.
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Or maybe your whiskey.
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I once strangled a border guard with my bare hands.
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Just asking.
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So, I studied about your country in school.
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Always with the books.
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You won't be happy till you get eye cancer.
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No, really. I found the folklore very interesting.
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And the history, the wars, the revolution.
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It must've been very hard for you growing up.
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It was.
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Very hard.
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Have a snort.
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Maybe later.
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Hey, look at the mama's boy.
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- You going to take that? - What?
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Hey, you boys!
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Come back here and say that.
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Grandma, what are you doing?
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Who's this? Your 90-year-old bodyguard?
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No, no, it's okay.
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She's kidding.
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Ow!
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Grandma.
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Oh, jeez.
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I don't know why you won't tell me who did this.
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You know, there's no honor in protecting a bully.
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Okay, it's your face.
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Mom, do you...?
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Do you like your parents?
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It doesn't matter how I feel about them.
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It's not like I can trade them in for someone else.
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You can't pick your parents. You're pretty much stuck with who you get.
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I know.
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Anyway, they're certainly not going to change.
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If things get too difficult,
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at least I can be grateful that soon they'll be gone.
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Back to their own home?
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Yeah. That's what I meant.
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Never thought I'd beat you home.
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They had us keep both registers open till midnight.
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What kind of idiot needs a beach ball at 11:00 at night?
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Did you make the kids' lunches?
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Oh, right. No, not yet. I've been kind of tied up here.
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You know, I discovered something kind of interesting, yeah.
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Now, it appears the circular cubes cool quicker,
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but the crescent ones last longer.
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Oh, for God's sake, Hal, will you quit playing around?
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That is a rectal thermometer.
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- I'm going to go brush my teeth. - I ask you to do one simple thing.
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I can't do it all myself, you know?
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Hey. Are you upset about something?
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I'm tired. I just got off a double shift. I want to go to bed.
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Sure. You just seemed a little snappish about the cubes.
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Because I'm tired of you not helping out around here.
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All right, Lois.
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I know we're both a little raw from the last five days,
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but it's no reason to dump your frustration with your parents on me.
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- On you? - Oh, yes.
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That's what this is all about.
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You're angry at them and you're displacing your anger onto me.
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- I mean, it is classic. - Oh, I'm displacing, am I?
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Kind of like how you're focusing all your attention
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on that monstrosity in the kitchen?
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See, I knew it! You don't like the refrigerator.
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I hate that refrigerator.
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I hate its tubular handles.
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I hate the way it keeps the butter.
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I hate that when I'm trying to sleep, I can hear it whirring.
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- Oh, no, you can't. - Yes, yes, I can.
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No. Not the 5100.
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That motor housing is four layers thick.
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Four layers.
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And it keeps things too cold.
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That is unfounded criticism, Lois. Unfounded and unfair.
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And until you apologize, I will be in the garage.
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I told you there was tension.
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Hey, Grandma. Grandpa wanted to know if you could--
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Ow!
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What was that for?
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See, you not even try to defend yourself.
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- Why are you so weak? - I wasn't expecting for you to hit me.
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That's what they're counting on
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when they kick down your door in the middle of the night.
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Ow! Grandma, stop this.
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Come on, show me what you got. Come on, come on.
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Grandma, I'm not going to hit you.
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A kid should never have to say that.
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How you going to fight these people
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when they throw you in the truck and take you?
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You gonna read to them?
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You going to impress them to death with your giant know-it-all brain? Huh?
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Look, I'm smart, okay? That's who I am.
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If you don't like the fact that I'm taking high school math classes
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and reading great books, well, too bad.
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Because I'm going to be successful
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and maybe even rich because I am smart, okay?
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So just leave me alone. And I'm going to be just fine!
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- Ow! - Ha!
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I warned you about the eyes.
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What's this about?
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I want to show you something.
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Something just for you.
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I have waited many years for this moment,
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but now that you are old enough,
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I want to give you something close to my heart.
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- Wow, is this stuff real? - From the big war.
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- Wow, is this a real gas mask? - Gas mask, yes.
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Field glasses...
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chocolate K-rations.
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You get yourself nice girl with this, I tell you.
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This is so awesome, Grandpa. You're the best. This is so cool.
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God in heaven!
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- What? - This is live grenade!
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Do not let go of handle or we both die.
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- I don't want to die! - Don't worry, you won't.
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All we have to do is find the pin. Find the pin, put the pin back in,
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and then everything will fine.
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- Quit crying like baby. - What's going on?
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Grandpa gave me a live grenade.
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- It's really cool. You want to hold it? - No, no, no. It's for you, not him.
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- Oh, my God, we have to call the police. - No, no police.
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No police, please.
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- There's no reason to panic. - Yes, there is.
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You gave Reese a live grenade, and he's a total idiot.
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He's right, I am. I don't think I should have it anymore. Here.
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- No, you hold on to that. - No, I'm tired of this game.
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I think I really want to lie down now.
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No!
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Hello.
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- What was that? - What was what?
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What happened here?
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We can't be sure.
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Grandpa gave me a live grenade, it was gonna blow
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and I didn't mean to drop it.
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- But Malcolm threw it in the fridge. - You gave my son a live grenade?
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You brought live ammunition into this house?
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What is the matter with you people?
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Are you completely insane?
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You don't ever talk to us like that, do you hear me?
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Mom, I--
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I just mean that...
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All right, all right. Lois, take the boys in the other room.
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- But, Hal-- - Now.
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Come on.
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Why don't we sit down?
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First off, I'm not here to try to sort out
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the complicated relationship you have with the woman I love.
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That's not my place.
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And I know it would be folly to try to put a price
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on the deep psychological trauma you've caused Lois through the years.
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But let me take a stab at it anyway.
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- $3,000 sound okay to you? - What?
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Well, that would pretty much cover the fridge,
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the collateral damage, pay off a few credit cards,
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and finally get the transmission fixed on my car.
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Because of what just happened, you want us to loan you $3,000?
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Please, I know you're uncomfortable lending to family,
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so let's be clear...
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With one phone call, I could have your asses thrown in jail
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for child endangerment.
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So this money I'm asking for, it's not a loan.
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It's blackmail.
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It's like your brother Vasclev all over again.
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Come on, Francis. We got to hit the road or we're not going to make bed check.
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I don't care.
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I came all the way to New Orleans, I got all these beads...
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I'm not leaving until I get some action.
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Now, if you don't mind, I need the room.
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Okay, I'm good.