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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 2, Episode 14 โ€” Hal Quits

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Mom, Dad, guess what. The Tooth Fairy came.
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He did?
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Oh! So what'd he give you, a couple dollars?
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I got a rock and half a stick of gum.
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Malcolm! Reese!
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He's gotten pretty good at this.
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This corner of my waffle's still frozen.
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Sorry.
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Francis, you'd better get moving. Don't be late for your first day of inventory.
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Oh, yeah, Mom. Thanks again for getting me that job.
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Some of the guys are spending their spring break river rafting.
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You wouldn't believe how jealous they were when they heard
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I would be counting shampoo bottles at the Lucky Aide.
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Hey! Look at the sexy professor!
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Dad, you're bringing all that junk to Dewey's class?
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Which is why we have to keep things moving.
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We'll start with the pie chart, then Earnings Index.
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Do I have to do this?
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Relax, Malcolm. Your teacher said it's fine.
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You'll just make up what you miss after school.
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You know, I am really looking forward to this.
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I think this is going to be a lot of fun.
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Well, no, that's not all I do.
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Your job sounds awful.
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Well, of course it's awful, it's a job. You know...
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He's tanking.
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He's way past tanking.
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Being a fireman isn't boring.
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True, but you have to take into consideration the high mortality rate.
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It's real easy to get killed in a fire.
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- My daddy's a fireman. - Pete's daddy's going to die?
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Oh, and I'm sure he's probably going to be fine.
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So the only reason you like your job is because you won't get killed in a fire?
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Yes.
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Well, actually, you see,
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I work on a very high floor, so that's not necessarily true.
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Any other questions?
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If your job is so boring and you don't like it,
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why do you do it?
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You quit your job?
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Lois, please, give me a little more credit than that.
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No, I asked for a leave of absence because of a kidney malfunction.
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Nice. Drastic but vague enough to discourage any follow-up questions.
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Way to go.
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You're doing this because of what a 7-year-old said?
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It was horrible. He made Dad cry.
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This kid was ruthless...
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but fair.
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His dad did a puppet show.
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I'll tell you, boys, life is crazy.
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One day you're in community college driving a Camaro T-top,
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cock of the walk,
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and then you need some cash, so you get a job.
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You think it's only temporary, but then you get a promotion
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and then a raise,
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and all these doors open up for you,
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except they're not really doors. They're trapdoors.
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All of a sudden, bam! Twenty years has zipped by, and you're thinking,
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"Is this all I have to my life?"
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Not you kids. I love you kids, but, come on, the house, it's crap.
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Boys, I want to talk to your father alone.
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So? You've got a bedroom. We're eating.
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Just kidding, we're leaving.
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Hal...
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is this a midlife crisis?
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I don't know what it is. I just know that I had to do something.
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And what is it exactly you plan on doing?
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What I have always talked about doing, what has been in my head for years.
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- The painting? - Yes, I can see it so clearly.
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Every line, every streak, every daub.
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The blazing crimson flushes, the vivid blue tones.
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The almost subliminal tinges of tangerine. Yes, Hal, I have heard this before, but--
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Lois, I got to get this out of my head.
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- Do you know how crazy this is? - Yeah.
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You were going to save painting until retirement,
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when it's okay to be insane. Hal, I was really looking forward
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to that old painter guy puttering around the house
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with a little old spot of paint on his cheek.
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I'm sorry, baby, I just can't wait anymore.
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Maybe I can be the old gardener guy.
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Okay.
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Yes? Really? Yes?
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This is important to you, and up until about five minutes ago,
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you were a good husband and father.
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- You deserve this. - Oh, thank you.
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You deserve something really great.
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I really wish I could buy it for you, but I'll be digging deep
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into the savings for art supplies.
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Thank you.
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Congratulations, people.
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You have all passed the rigorous Lucky Aide
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inventory screening process.
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You should be proud. This is a great crew.
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We've done a few trust games, some stretches.
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Now we're ready for battle.
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As I already explained,
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corporate has us pitted against the downtown store.
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First one to finish inventory gets a plaque and a hundred...
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a plaque.
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Yes, a question.
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Yes, which household product will kill me fastest?
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We're going to start you off counting the cotton swabs.
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Bleach or oven cleaner
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or Rat Grenade. Rat Grenade's good.
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It's weird. All my life, Dad's been getting up every morning
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and dragging himself to a job that he despised
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with every fiber of his being.
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I can't believe I never noticed.
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I guess I've been pretty self-centered.
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Oh, my God! What if that happens to me?
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Two quarts of amber varnish. A number two camel-hair brush.
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Or maybe a Kalinsky sable.
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Camel-hair brush, Kalinsky sable. How do you know about all this stuff?
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You never painted anything in your life.
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I have been painting this for 15 years, Lois...
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up here.
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Oh, hi, honey.
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Do you people have any idea
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what this kind of mindless labor does to a person?
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It kills your soul.
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It turns your mind into jelly and it crushes your spirit to dust.
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Craig called. He wants you there tomorrow at 7:00 instead of 8:00.
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Oh, and can you keep it down when you get up in the morning?
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I'm sleeping in.
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So, Malcolm, word on the street is your father wigged out at work.
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- What? - Did he really set his desk on fire
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and dance around it?
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I heard it was a lovers' quarrel with the cleaning lady.
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That's crazy. Where are you guys hearing all this stuff?
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My dad's fine.
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He's just taking some time off work because he hates his job.
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You know, it's actually kind of got me thinking.
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What am I going to do when I grow up?
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You mean you don't have a plan in place?
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No.
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That's okay, Malcolm.
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I mean, it's not too--
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Excuse me, allergies.
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You guys already have your careers planned?
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You don't just luck into running a particle accelerator, you know.
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With my intelligence...
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and tokenism...
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the sky's...
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the limit.
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Okay. How many is that?
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Write it down.
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That's a number?
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Where are you from?
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Red alert! Everyone gather around.
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People, my sources tell me that downtown found
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some Rain Man-type human calculator at a homeless shelter.
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Now, I hear he's prone to tantrums, but we can't count on that.
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I need everyone to work late tonight.
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Oh, Francis?
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The loose candy bin count looks a bit hinky to me.
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I want you to double-check the malt balls.
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Should I start with the 40 in your belly?
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I heard that...
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and I'm paying for those.
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Things are starting to get really strange around here.
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It's Dad, he's so happy.
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Mm. This meat loaf is incredible. New recipe?
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Same as it's always been.
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Oh, come on, something's different. I can tell.
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Oh, actually, I was out of tomato paste, and used ketchup instead.
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Uh-huh, see? I could taste it. It's good, isn't it, kiddo?
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What's the matter, son?
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A girl at school called me "Ew-y Dewey."
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This is the same girl who puts paste in your hair all the time, isn't it?
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Well, you know, she's just doing this because she likes you.
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It's her way of getting your attention.
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- So she doesn't think I'm ew-y? - No, of course not.
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He's right.
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- Hey, Dad? - Hm?
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I have a little situation maybe you can help me out with.
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- There's this girl-- - I suggest you leave her alone
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before she calls the police on you.
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Okay, thanks.
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- What's wrong? - What do you mean?
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- Well, I noticed you looking at me. - Nothing.
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See? It's creepy.
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You know, Hal, I got to admit it.
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Not working has really been good for you. You seem so much happier,
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so much more attentive, tuned in to the boys.
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Hal...
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My God, you're beautiful.
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Team, you did a great job yesterday.
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Unfortunately, I lost all the numbers.
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I think I accidentally mailed them to my mom.
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Yeah, so whoops.
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So why don't you guys start recounting? I'm going to head to the downtown store
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and play a little "defense," if you know what I'm saying.
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Uh, Garkech, you're in charge.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're putting him in charge?
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He doesn't speak English.
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We don't even know if Garkech is really his name.
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We don't know that it's not.
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Besides, he hasn't questioned every decision I've made.
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That's because he can't.
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- And what happened to our lunch break? - I can't hear you.
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- Thought you might need some aspirin. - I'm working for a moron.
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Of course you are.
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Your boss is an idiot, your coworkers are incompetent,
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and you are underappreciated.
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Welcome to the working world.
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How do people do it?
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Well, let's see...
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If you want to eat, sleep indoors, you know, those kinds of luxuries,
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you really don't have much of a choice.
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What about Dad? He had a choice.
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Every 20 years, you're allowed a two-week breakdown.
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Oh, I can't wait.
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He says, "Get back to work!"
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I really appreciate your letting me take this vocational exam.
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I know it's generally for older kids.
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I just felt like I really needed some help.
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I don't want to make a wrong decision.
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Well, did you get the test results?
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Oh, yes.
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What did they say I should do?
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Well, according to this...
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absolutely anything you want.
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- What? - Yeah, you scored
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equally excellent in all areas. According to this test,
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there isn't a career on the planet you wouldn't be great at.
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Congratulations.
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Well, that doesn't exactly clarify anything.
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- I was kind of hoping-- - There are a lot of people
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who would kill to have both "professional golfer"
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and "neurosurgeon" on their test results.
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Yeah, but that doesn't help me.
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I mean, how am I supposed to decide if I don't have any parameters at all?
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Well, boo-hoo for you, Mr. Unlimited Potential.
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Let me wipe my tears for you on my plastic briefcase.
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Does the test at least say what I might like?
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Aside from exposing middle-aged underachievers
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for the failures they are? Nope.
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- Can I take the test again? - Uh, no.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to catch a bus
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or I'll be late for my night job...
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unless, of course, you'd like that, too.
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โ™ช Free your mind And the rest will follow โ™ช
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โ™ช Be color blind, don't be so shallow โ™ช
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โ™ช Free your mind And the rest will follow โ™ช
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โ™ช Be color blind, don't be so shallow โ™ช
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โ™ช Free your mind โ™ช
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What are you doing up? It's 5:30 in the morning.
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Ooh, wow. Really? 5:30?
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I should get to bed. What are you doing up?
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I'm going to work. Maybe you remember it.
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Can I borrow 20 bucks? I need to buy some more paint.
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You just bought six cans of paint yesterday.
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- What happened to that? - I used it. What are you grilling me for?
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How can you use six cans of paint in one day?
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Francis, please, I really need it.
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I'm so close. It's almost right.
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Do you have any idea how hard I have to work to make $20?
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All right. All right!
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I didn't ask for a lecture.
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- Hey, Dad. - Huh?
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Can we ask you for some advice?
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The girl who's been bugging Dewey still won't leave him alone.
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Now she's calling me Dewey Dwarf.
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I told him, you've got to fight fire with fire
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and he should come up with some really raunchy nickname for her
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and spread it around school and church and stuff.
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- You know, really get it out there. - Uh, yeah, good for you, boys.
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So the name thing? You're on board with that?
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All right, let's get to work. What's that girl's name again?
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Regina Tucker.
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Don't worry. We'll think of something.
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Another day of crap.
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โ™ช Still waiting for your ship โ™ช
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Damn catalogs.
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โ™ช To run into the boardwalk โ™ช
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Idiot foreman.
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โ™ช Still waters run deep When you're over a barrel โ™ช
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โ™ช Still life with bottle In place on the wall โ™ช
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Watch your step.
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Whatever.
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โ™ช No one gave me a job โ™ช
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So tired.
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- โ™ช No one made that call โ™ช - โ™ช No one gave me a job โ™ช
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Hal, it's past midnight.
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- Are you coming to bed? - No! How can I go to bed?
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It's nothing what it should be.
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Honey, this is your dream.
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- It's supposed to be fun. - What are you talking about, fun?
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This isn't fun.
fun
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This is driving me crazy!
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I just-- I-- I can't get it right.
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Well, you don't have to finish it. Look at you! You're killing yourself.
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One more day. That's all. I just need one more day!
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Hal, there has got to be like 500 gallons of paint up there.
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There isn't--
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Yeah, that's about right.
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Well...
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it's over.
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I just got the word. Downtown finished their inventory. We've lost.
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I think Garkech speaks for all of us.
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I'll be in the cookie aisle.
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Well, I say we just make up the rest of the numbers and go home.
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Wait a minute, go home?
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Weren't you listening? We lost.
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I just spent my entire spring break counting flip-flops and Vagisil.
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- You're saying that was all for nothing? - Yes.
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Do you know how many parties I missed this week?
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How many spring break debaucheries I could've been at?
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How many drunken sorority girls ripped their tops off
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without me there to yell encouragement?
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You can't tell me that was for nothing!
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We can't quit!
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Come on, guys. We took on a challenge.
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I'm staying until this is done the right way.
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Who's with me?
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- Why aren't you translating? - There's no point, but please go on.
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- That's it. - Ah.
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Okay, see you.
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All right, now, keep them closed.
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Come on.
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You've all been very patient. I appreciate that.
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You've been waiting a long time, so...
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Here it is.
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It's...
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Yeah.
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- You're finished? - Yeah. It's perfect!
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I mean, it's exactly how I imagined it.
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Then look at it.
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- What? - Look at your painting.
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Oh, I can see it.
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Hal, I want you to look at that painting and tell me that you're satisfied with it.
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I knew it! You are not finished.
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I can't do it, Lois. It is driving me crazy.
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I have been slapping on paint day after day and I've got nothing!
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I'll never get it right so I might as well just forget it.
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Oh, you listen to me, Hal.
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You are not going back to work until you get this out of your system.
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No!
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You don't understand. It is no use!
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You are not giving up.
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- You stay here until you're finished. - Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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I won't go through this every 5 years when you decide there's a sculpture or fountain
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or God knows what it is you still have to build.
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You are going to finish it!
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Fine! You want them to see me finish it, I'll finish it.
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I'll put a little bit here, huh? How about there? How about there?
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And...
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Oh. Oh...
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And...
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here...
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And...
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Awesome!
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I don't believe it.
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That's it. That's what was in my head.
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I've had it!
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Everyone at that place are a bunch of slacker, lazy--
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Oh, wow.
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Wow!
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Hal, I am so proud of you.
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I did it.
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I really did it.
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What's that sound?
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I don't know. It sounds like...
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- Look out! Paint-alanche! - Hal!
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I'm okay! I'm okay!
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Oh, honey, I got to go. Bye.
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Francis, come on, I'll drive you to the bus station.
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Hey, vacation's over, mister.
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Time to get back to the old grindstone. Let's go.
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You know, all this made me realize,
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why plan for my future when it's just going to end up
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with a giant wall of paint crashing down on me?
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I'm just going to enjoy being a kid for a while.
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There's a lot of good things about being a kid. Ow!
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That's for stepping on my side of the room.
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No pressures, no responsibilities.
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Malcolm, how many times do I have to tell you to make up your bed?
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You are going to make up all of our beds for a month, starting now.
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I think I'm smart enough to know when I got it good.