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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 2, Episode 16 — Traffic Ticket

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Malcolm in the Middle
Episode title: Traffic Ticket
Air date: February 18, 2001
Director: Jeff Melman
Top billed cast: Frankie Muniz, Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Justin Berfield, Erik Per Sullivan, Christopher Masterson
Lois gets a traffic ticket and immediately blames Francis and makes him get the money to her. To do this, Francis stages a stunt for the other cadets' amusement. Malcolm finds evidence that Lois was wrong about the traffic ticket.
Source: TMDB
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Here are the house rules:
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You can't reach for seconds until you're finished with your first,
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but as soon as anybody's fork leaves the perimeter of their plate,
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all bets are off.
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It's mine!
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♪ Yes, no, maybe ♪
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♪ I don't know ♪
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♪ Can you repeat the question? ♪
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♪ Life is unfair ♪
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You're all set, Mrs. Gunderberg.
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- This is the one you take orally. - I can do what I want, I'm older!
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- Yes, you were! - Stop it!
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My shift is over in five minutes. Then we head over to the barber college.
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Besides, it's free.
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Are they going to take my hair and plant an evil Dewey?
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Honey, we've already had this talk.
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Every word that comes out of Reese's mouth is a lie, remember?
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Okay, go look at some magazines.
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Anything you break comes out of your allowance.
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- We don't get an allowance. - Yeah, now you know why.
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- How's it going? - Not bad.
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In five minutes I get my soul back for the night. And you?
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Can't complain.
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That's $6.24.
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I'm sorry. What?
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Your total is, uh, $6.24.
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Uh, is there a problem?
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I wouldn't know anything about that.
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I've only got $3.00.
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Well, you can put back the magazine.
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You know, policeman's discount? 100 percent off?
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Craig, I can't do that.
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- But, Lois-- - Don't worry about it. It's okay, Greg.
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It's "Craig."
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What are you, crazy? Don't you know how this works?
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It's called protection.
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Mom, seriously, I'm not letting that kid with two fingers cut my hair again.
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Oh, what?
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I didn't do anything!
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Make a run for it, Mom. We can be on the news.
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All right, you boys, not a word out of any of you.
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No one makes piggy sounds, no one says they smell bacon,
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and no one claims to be kidnapped.
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You?
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- License and registration, please. - What's this all about?
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You impeded traffic.
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When you pulled out, that Volkswagen had to slam on its brakes.
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What Volkswagen?
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I looked over to my left when I pulled out. There was no car.
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License and registration, ma'am.
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All right. Don't think I don't know what this is all about.
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It's because I made you pay for that ice tea.
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Oh. Was that you?
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Now, you just sit tight.
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I got to do some paperwork, run a computer check.
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It may take a little while. The computer's kind of slow.
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Yeah, well, knock yourself out. My record is clean.
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There is no way I have 16 unpaid parking tickets.
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The computer's wrong!
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You are not getting away with this!
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Hey, Mom, is this a bad time to tell you I got kicked out of shop class?
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I mean, it seems to pale in comparison.
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Chin up, Lois. I'll make sure the boys get home.
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I'll wait for you.
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I want you boys to behave for Craig.
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And, Dewey, don't be frightened.
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Mama's going to be okay.
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- Can you turn on your siren? - Sure.
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Yay!
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Come on, honey. You got to admit it was kind of sexy,
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me having to bail you out of jail.
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- Well, it was sexy for me. - Oh, yeah, Hal, it was a real turn-on
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sitting there wondering how my children were,
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what horrible things are going through their heads
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knowing that their mother is sitting in jail.
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Hey, Mom, did you get tattooed?
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I don't understand.
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How could we get 16 parking tickets and not even know about it?
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Mom, just calm down!
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I was in jail, Francis! Jail!
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All because you didn't pay your parking tickets!
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How could you have gotten 16 parking tickets?
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It's not my fault. You keep me stuck here. When I'm home,
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I have so much living to do, I don't have time for legal parking.
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You listen, mister, your irresponsible behavior
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has finally caught up with you,
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and you will suffer the consequences!
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You are paying those parking tickets!
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You know, Mom, jail has really hardened you.
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I'm serious, Francis, you are paying us back
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that money for those tickets plus $145 to get the car out of impound.
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That means you owe us $747.13.
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This is totally unfair!
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None of this would've happened if you weren't such a reckless driver.
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Excuse me?
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When I parked too close to a mailbox, I didn't endanger anybody's life.
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I didn't endanger anyone. I was pulled over by a corrupt cop
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for a traffic violation I didn't commit.
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Oh, but when I tell you I've been framed by the police,
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you send me to military school.
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Ironic, isn't it?
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- That cop was out to get me. - Of course he was.
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Everyone's out to get you. And the neighbor's cat's the ringleader.
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Didn't you know that?
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Ha-ha, you can laugh all you want, Francis,
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but until you come up with the money, you are not coming home.
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Where am I supposed to get $700?
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You're just using this as an excuse to keep me here.
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Yeah, that's right. It was the cat's idea.
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Mom, there's no way
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Francis can come up with that kind of money.
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Which is what he should have thought of
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before he did that bad, bad thing.
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Honey, don't worry about a thing. Everything's going to be fine.
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Francis will think of something.
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I hear they've made traffic school really fun.
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They have cooking traffic school, bowling traffic school.
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Remember when I took that comedy traffic school?
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I mean, God, that was hilarious.
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A rabbi, a priest and a minister come to a four-way stop--
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I am not taking traffic school.
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If you don't take traffic school, you get a point on your license.
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I'm not getting a point on my license because I'm taking this to court.
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I did nothing wrong
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and I've got three eyewitnesses to prove it.
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They saw exactly what happened.
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Blah, blah, blah.
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Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
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Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
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Dewey, Dewey, Dewey, Dewey, Dewey, Dewey
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Dewey, Dewey, Dewey, Dewey, Dewey, Dewey.
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- Exactly what you said. - You're right, Mom.
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See, Hal, it's a clear case of entrapment.
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The cop doesn't get his free ice tea so he trumps up a cockamamy ticket.
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Well, we're going to fight this.
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Well, honey, let's think about this a second.
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It's going to be your word against his, and judges usually side with the police.
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Yeah, that's what he's counting on.
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That's why he thinks he can get away with lying.
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Well, I'm not going to let him because I know I'm right.
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I know that, honey, but what if something does go wrong?
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I'm not sure we can afford the bump in insurance.
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I am not going to lose.
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I'm in the right and I'll find a way to prove it.
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Okay. Okay, if that's what you want to do.
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You have our total support.
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Just remember, Mom, in a world of lies, truth is your only weapon.
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What? It's not?
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Thank you.
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Howdy, ma'am. How was jail?
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Fine, thank you.
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Shouldn't you be out planting drugs on someone?
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Yes, I was planning to go do that
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right after I pay full price for my ice tea.
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I'm fighting the ticket, you know.
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Well, then, I look forward to seeing you in court.
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Drive safely...
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whenever you get your car back.
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There is no way that cop could have seen me pull out.
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- Yeah? - Mom, great news.
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- Francis, I'm a little busy here. - Okay, here it is.
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I just sent you $20 good-faith money.
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Great. Only $727 more before you can come home.
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- What? - Francis, I am not going
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to let you weasel out of your responsibility.
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Because of you, we are down to one car until your father's next paycheck.
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Either come up with the money or don't come home.
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It's impossible. I'm in school. When I'm not in school, I have homework.
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When I'm not doing homework, I'm in detention.
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If I'm lucky, I have six hours free a week.
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At minimum wage,
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I wouldn't be able to make it home until Thanksgiving 2010.
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You bring the yams.
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He'll find the money.
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Hey, do you know where Craig is?
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Your assistant manager? Big guy, smells like cabbage?
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Thanks.
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Uh-uh. It's not there. Keep looking.
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Lower.
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Craig, Mom said you can give me a ride to study group.
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Sure, sure.
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What are you doing?
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I was, uh, reviewing some old security tapes.
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Looking for a pattern. See if anyone was casing the joint.
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You can't be too careful.
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Hey, that girl's stealing something.
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Oh. I didn't notice that. I'd better review her other tapes, then.
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Wait. Are there cameras all over this place?
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Oh, yeah, they're everywhere.
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Uh, pharmacy, ATM, the bath--
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- Uh, yep, lot of cameras. - Is there one in the parking lot?
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- Whoa! - What is it?
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That girl dropped a can under her car.
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Sorry.
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Wait! Stop! There's our van.
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She did it.
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She's guilty.
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Mom's wrong.
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Oh, my God. Mom's wrong.
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- My whole worldview is shaken. - I know. This is amazing.
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- We have to go show it to her. - Wait, maybe we should save it
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for the next time Mom yells at us, then spring it on her.
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- No, I think it's better fresh. - Okay, let's go.
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- Wait, we need to keep a straight face. - Okay, okay.
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- I'm ready. No, I'm not. - Stop smiling.
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Come on...
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Hey, honey. God, it's been a great day.
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The fire alarm went off during the morning meeting,
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and I got the last Snickers out of the vending machine.
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I did not think it was going to fall, but I gave it a little hip check. Boom!
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Who is Susan King?
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Hm?
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Susan King. Hmm, Susan King.
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Give me a moment.
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Susan...
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All right, before I say anything, do you know already or are you asking?
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She called with some insurance quotes in case I get a point on my license.
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Why'd she do that?
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It was nothing. I just gave her a little phone call.
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- Curious about a few things. - Like what will happen if I lose?
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Well, yes, yes, I just wanted to find out what the worst-case scenario might be.
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I mean, what if...
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- There are no "what ifs," Hal! - You're right.
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You are right. Right, okay.
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I mean, even if our insurance does go up
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and we can't afford two cars, we'll just sell one.
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I mean, what did they do before cars?
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- They, uh, they walked, so we'll walk. - You're expecting me to lose.
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- Is this how you support me? - I do support you.
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I'm just-- I think we need to know what we're getting into here.
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I mean, I don't know. Is it actually worth all the trouble?
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Yes, Hal.
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I think standing up for myself is worth the trouble!
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I think refusing to be railroaded is worth the trouble!
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I know I can win this because I know I'm right!
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I can't believe you have so little faith in me!
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I have complete faith in you.
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It's the rest of the world that I don't have faith in.
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Things could look different to different people.
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The system can be corrupt.
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We wouldn't be in this situation if that weren't true.
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And sometimes, Lois, being right isn't enough.
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Being right is everything.
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I didn't do anything wrong, Hal, and I'm willing to fight to prove it.
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I know it's going to be hard.
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That's why the last thing I need is my own family undermining me.
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How many times do I have to tell you? I'm right, I'm right.
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I swear on my children's lives, I am right!
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What do you want?
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Nothing.
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- I can't believe you chickened out. - Me? You're the one who disappeared.
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- Oh, so now we're playing the blame game. - Look, we know Mom is going to freak out
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- on whoever shows her the tape... - Not it.
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Maybe someone could mail it to her.
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Not it.
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- Okay, fine, but I'm going to need-- - Not it.
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- Someone has to be the person-- - Not it.
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- Who doesn't give it to her. A-ha! - I'm it.
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Oh.
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Let me get this straight:
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We each pay you $50 and you're going to jump
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from the roof of the dorm to the roof of the gym
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on the school's riding lawnmower.
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Who's in?
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Are we talking with the bagger attachment?
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Are you crazy? You know what kind of drag that would create?
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I don't know. It just sounds too easy.
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Okay, how about this:
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For five extra dollars, I'll do it blindfolded.
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- Francis, phone. - Give it some thought.
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- Hello? - Hey, Francis.
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You know Mom's traffic ticket? Well, I have a videotape,
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it shows that Mom really was at fault--
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She was wrong?
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- Yeah, and now I'm trying to figure-- - What are you talking to me for?
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You have incontrovertible proof that Mom was wrong.
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Shove it in her face.
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Francis, I don't think that's a good idea.
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Are you kidding? It's brilliant.
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From now on, whenever she gets all high-and-mighty with us,
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we can throw this back at her.
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Francis, I can't. If I show Mom this tape, she'll go crazy
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and then she'll kill the messenger, which is me.
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- You're asking me to commit suicide. - And think of the look on her face!
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We thought it would be best if we showed it to you first.
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I can't say that I'm glad you did, but I guess you did the right thing.
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- Someone should show it to her. - Not it.
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Dad!
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Okay, but we need to ease her into this.
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Pick the right moment. This is a very delicate matter.
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Hal!
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Come on, come on, come on, come on...
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I swear, that cop was following me on the way home.
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Oh, come on, Lois. I don't think he'd follow you.
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I'm sure he's got better things to do.
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- What do you think you're doing here? - My commander informed me
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that you made a request for my records,
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which, of course, is your right, so I thought I'd take a drive over
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and deliver them to you myself.
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- Nice house. - Don't you try to intimidate me.
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All I said was you have a nice house.
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First you follow me home and now you're making vague threats?
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Well, it's not going to work.
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You are going to be so sorry you messed with me.
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Have a nice evening, ma'am.
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You are going down, mister.
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You hear me?! You are going down!
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I don't care how long it takes or how much money it costs!
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I'm going to win because I am right!
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There's something you have to see.
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Honey, I'm sorry you had to see that,
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but it's best you found out now before it's too late.
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It's wrong.
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- What? - The tape is wrong.
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- Dad... - You heard your mother.
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The tape...
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is...
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Ugh, man!
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- Honey... - Look, I'm not stupid.
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I saw the tape.
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But it's wrong.
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I don't know how to explain it, but I know.
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I know that tape is wrong.
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- I believe you. - No, you don't.
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- Well, what do you expect? - I expect you to believe me.
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Lois, in the past 20 years you've never admitted you were wrong.
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And as far as I know, you've never needed to.
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But the facts are right there in front of your eyes,
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and this time you are wrong.
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And if you can't see that, well, that's just plain crazy.
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I am not crazy. The tape is wrong. It has to be.
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What are you saying, that someone doctored it?
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No, I...
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I know it wasn't doctored. I'm just saying that it's wrong.
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I know what happened, and I know that I'm right.
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Okay, honey, that may be,
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but me and the rest of the world tend to believe what we see,
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and everything is pointing to you being wrong.
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The universe is telling you to give up.
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It's time to let it go.
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Well,
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that's not fair.
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You know what's not fair, Lois?
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Having to be right all the time.
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That's a terrible burden.
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Wouldn't it be a relief just to let go?
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You want me to say that I'm wrong even when I know I'm right?
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Yes, yes, that's exactly what I want. I know it doesn't happen very often, Lois,
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but you have been beaten.
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Let go.
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But I am right.
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- Let go, honey. But I... - Just once.
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Can you do that?
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Let go.
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That's it.
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Aw, see?
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Okay...
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Okay, can you say it?
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I was...
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- wrong. - That's right.
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You see, it's not so bad. Hmm?
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You'll go to traffic school and meet some nice people,
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maybe hear a couple good car jokes.
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Everything is...
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Everything's going to be all right, okay?
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Everything's going to be all right. Oh, I am so proud of you.
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You are so great.
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You are so beautiful.
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You are so wrong.
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How many times have I told you people don't leave the refrigerator open!
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You did it.
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Maybe I did.
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She's been like this all week. It's like her spirit's been broken.
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It's nice.
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Hi, Francis, about the money...
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Okay, look, I've raised 192 bucks, and if I can only...
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Francis, I'm sorry I got so angry.
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Why don't you use that money to come home next weekend?
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But...
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I've got to go to traffic school. Love you. Bye.
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Bye.
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- Where's Lois, did I miss her? - Craig.
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You guys are not going to believe what I have.
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I have a surveillance arrangement with the manager
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of the mini-mart across the street.
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We exchange tapes to better understand the security needs of our customers.
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- "Short skirt, windy day"? - That's code.
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Anyhoo, one of their cameras caught Lois from a different angle
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right before she got her ticket.
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See?
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Lois was right all along!
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This completely exonerates her. Isn't this great?
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What are you doing?
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You will never, ever tell her of this.
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- But... - Ah! Ever.
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Got it?