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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 2, Episode 11 โ€” Old Mrs Old

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Hm.
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Look at that.
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- Ch... - "Ch"?
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- Che... - Check?
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Check.
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- M... - M... ate?
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Checkmate?
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Checkmate! So it is. Hey.
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See, it just goes to show you.
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Yes, well, good game, son.
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Lois!
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Hey, he lets me win at basketball.
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It's an out if they catch it and two if they hit you with the ball.
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If they miss, it's a "google," which I'll explain when we get there.
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but he's invented over, like, 50 games.
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Fun games.
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Okay, spin!
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- I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. - It's mine!
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Not Mrs. Griffin's yard.
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I'll be in and out of there before she knows it, right?
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Just because she's old and mean
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doesn't give her the right to keep our balls.
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I'm sold. Go for it.
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Fine, I'll do it.
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It's no big deal.
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I don't see you moving.
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- What are you doing in my yard? - Let go! It's my ball!
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My property, my ball!
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Who said you could come into my yard?
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Ow! What are you doing?
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Choose, boy! Hair or ball?
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- You broke her arm? - I was getting a ball.
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You broke her arm for a ball?
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No, I already had the ball, then I pushed her away.
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At least she's not suing us.
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Count your blessings.
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and help that poor old woman until her arm heals.
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Every day?
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- Hello? - Hey, Ma, listen,
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did you happen to talk to Richie's mom recently?
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Yeah, as a matter of fact I did.
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I ran into her at work the other day.
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Did you happen to talk about Richie at all?
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Oh, that poor woman.
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Do you know how much grief that boy is putting her through?
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I told her if she had a brain, she'd pack him off to military school
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and straighten him out before he got into serious trouble.
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Okay, thanks. Got to go.
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Well, it wasn't her.
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I need a new backpack.
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- Again? How do you keep ruining them? - I don't know.
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Well, I'm not buying you another backpack.
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- You just find something in the closet. - Okay.
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Okay, maybe it's a good thing that I'm doing this.
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I'm not saying I'm completely to blame, but in a way I am responsible.
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I guess I was trespassing, and I did hip-check her.
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And who knows, maybe she won't be that bad.
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Maybe she'll be like a grandma. Not like my grandma, like a nice grandma.
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Hi, I'm Malcolm.
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I'm the kid who broke your arm. I'm really sorry.
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Here, fill this up. I'm not having any druggies in my house.
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God, she's like a homeless person,
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and this house is her shopping cart.
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Get out of the way, you damn ugly beast.
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- What'd you do, stupid? - What?
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Does this look like a rubber band jar to you?
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This is a rubber band jar. Are you ignorant or just stupid?
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- Neither. There's no such thing-- - Did you finish moving my papers?
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Almost. Do you read all these?
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What, are you writing a book? Just move them.
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What are you?
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- What, like how old? - No, what are you?
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Polack? Swede?
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Apache?
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I really don't know.
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Uh-huh, a mutt.
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Well, whatever you are, stay away from my liquor.
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It's almost 5:00, I'm going to get going soon.
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Really?
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I didn't realize my arm stopped being broken at 5:00.
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- What am I going to do for dinner? - Can't you just order take-out?
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I'm not giving those Mexicans my money.
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They're as bad as that Lithuanian that fixed my screens.
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Boy, did he love ice cubes.
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Those 'Wanians and their ice cubes...
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I can't believe how horrible she is.
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I'm just going to ignore her.
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But you just try and get those people to pay for anything.
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Oh, he got his special ice.
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I suppose you're Dutch.
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You got eyes like a Dutchman, real puny.
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You got those puny Dutch eyes.
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- What's that? - My new backpack.
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Dewey, that's not a backpack, that's Mom's purse.
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- Now, go back and get something else. - No.
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Dewey, you're wearing an invitation to an ass-kicking.
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- I like it. - Look, I don't think you understand.
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Kids like me are dreaming about something like this.
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We look around the playground and we see normal kid, normal kid, kid with a purse.
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Who do you think gets creamed?
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- Is one of the normal kids fat? - It doesn't matter!
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He's going to be fat every day.
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Now, the kid with the purse, he might not wear it again.
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I don't care. I like it.
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- Give me that! - No!
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You don't know what these animals are capable of!
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Let go!
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I'm trying to protect you!
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Richie, what are you doing?
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We have inspection. You can't sleep all morning.
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- Dude, not cool. - Richie, this isn't like home.
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You can't do whatever you want. These guys are hardcore.
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And also, there are some crappy flat pillows.
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- Who do I talk to about that? - Ten hut!
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Stand up.
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Pajamas, cadet?
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Sir, I'm sorry for my fellow cadet's appearance.
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He's fresh from civilian life and is taking a little time to adjust.
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Hey, are you the dude who hands out the guns?
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And you can see he's very anxious to assimilate himself
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into our military lifestyle.
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What's your name, cadet?
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Richie. Pleasure.
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Listen closely, cadet.
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This is not going to be easy for you.
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Your family sent you here because you couldn't handle it at home.
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Maybe you were coddled. Well, there is no coddling here.
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Make a mistake and you will be punished.
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Be aware, cadet, I am keeping my eye on you.
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- Good one. - Pardon?
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You're keeping your eye on me.
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You know, you got only one eye.
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Like Popeye.
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I think it's cool that you're cool with it.
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That's amusing.
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I've never heard that before.
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Carry on.
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Popeye. Quite amusing.
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Is he like our butler or something?
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I can't close my eyes.
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Every time I do, I see what was under that robe on the inside of my eyelids.
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I can't go back there.
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Malcolm, why aren't you over at Mrs. Griffin's?
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She said she doesn't need me anymore.
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There's some new medicine. It's good for old people's bones.
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She has a lot of pride. I think it bothers her when I'm there.
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- I am so sorry. - That's all right.
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I'm sure, when I was his age, I wouldn't want to hang around
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with some old person whose arm I had broken.
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You're a mean, thoughtless little boy.
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Trying to make an old woman suffer more than she already has.
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Yes, ma'am.
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You're a nasty little liar, aren't you?
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Well, liar, you're the one that's going to suffer
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as soon as we pick up my prescription and get home.
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Damn cast itches like a Greek sailor.
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Stop pawing at me!
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Hey, Dewey.
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You know what? I've been thinking.
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You know how I never give you anything for your birthday?
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- Yeah. - Well, here.
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- Happy birthday! - I already have a backpack.
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Not like this one.
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See, this one has a whistle.
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Why are you flinching? I'm giving you something nice.
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I'm not going to take it.
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- Here, just hold it. - No.
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Why won't you let me do something nice?
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I don't want it!
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You're going to wear this and there's nothing you can do about it!
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Dad, you have to do something about Dewey taking Mom's purse to school.
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Don't worry, son, it's just a phase.
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Aren't you worried how this reflects on you as a parent?
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Reese, one boy's purse is another boy's book bag...
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if he's European.
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I can't tell you how many times
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I've been jealous of your mother and her purse.
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We men have to shove our whole lives
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in a little square of leather that we then have to sit on.
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I'm not saying that I condone it,
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but I am saying, let Dewey have his purse.
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Perhaps he'll blaze a trail for the rest of us.
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I don't think these new pills are working.
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I keep taking them
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and I don't feel anything.
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Don't be stingy with that lotion.
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You're going to need a knife when you get to the corns.
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Ugh.
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If I didn't know any better,
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I'd say that new doctor was Hungarian.
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Dr. Freeman.
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Freeman. Ha!
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If that's not an Ellis Island hand-me-down,
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I'll eat my Sunday hat.
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I don't think you're supposed to take those pills with alcohol.
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Ooh, now you're worried about me.
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Where was that when you broke this arm?
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You're just like that nosy Kraut cleaning lady of mine.
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Your hands are similar, too. Small.
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Like a girl's.
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Okay, that's enough.
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You're a horrible person and I hate you!
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I know I'm not supposed to hate people,
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but if anybody should be hated, it's you!
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- It's a good thing you called us. - How long has she been like this?
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Hours. She passes out for a while, wakes up, takes more pills,
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and passes out again.
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- Pernabutol. - What's the dosage?
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Hundred milligrams, two by three.
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She taking Fermatram with that?
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I doubt it.
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That's been contraindicated since '87.
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No, this seems like a pretty straight forward alcohol/sedative reaction.
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Absolutely. If she's anything like my mom,
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Mrs. Griffin will be knocked loopy for the next three and a half hours.
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We're completely unsupervised.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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Is this what you were thinking?
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Not even remotely.
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I was thinking more along the lines of...
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- Why doesn't he have to cut his hair? - I don't know.
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Why does Spangler let him wear a bathrobe to class?
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I don't know.
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Maybe he saved Spangler's life.
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He didn't save Spangler's life.
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Well, it's got to be something, because it's just not right.
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Richie.
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- Take a quarter from me. - Oh. Thanks, chief.
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No problem, Richie.
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- You guys talking about Spangler's son? - He's not Spangler's son.
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I grew up with him. He's a screwup. He's a slack dumbass
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who lives in his mother's basement.
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It's got to be Spangler. He must be mellowing.
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- Sir! - Sir!
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Cadets.
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What's up, chief?
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I've been onto you from the start.
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Not once did you pull any wool over this boy's eyes.
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You come in here, put a paper lantern around a lightbulb
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and, lo and behold, you're the Queen of the Nile.
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I say, ha!
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I've always depended on the kindness of strangers.
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Stella! Stella!
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- Whoo! - Yeah!
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- That was great! What's next? - I have no idea.
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We've done everything we can do in this house.
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It can't be over. Come on, think.
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With our brains and your gift for reckless, antisocial behavior
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there's got to be something else we can do.
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I've never felt more alive.
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We're outlaws. Whoo!
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This rocks!
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Hey, I think 45 minutes of rubbing out corns
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is worth at least an hour joyride.
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At the best, you ignored us.
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At the worst, you tormented us.
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Now, the tables have turned.
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The Krelboynes are mobile.
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Behold our derring-do!
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What? What's going on?
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She saw me. She saw me.
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I am so dead.
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We're all dead.
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I'm not going to get into a good college.
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- Mom is going to kill me. - We should just end this.
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We should drive off a cliff, like Thelma and Louise.
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Why does everything end in a group suicide with you?
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Okay, okay. Stop panicking.
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Let's all just calm down, and think about this, okay?
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Okay, first of all, I don't think she saw you guys.
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So there's no reason we all should get in trouble, and...
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Guys?
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Stevie, want some help?
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Pop the trunk.
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Entrez.
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- Sir, it's about Richie. - Is he all right?
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He's more than all right, he's in heaven.
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Don't you think you've let him slide a little?
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- Yes. - You're letting him get away with murder.
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I certainly am.
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Are you aware that he thinks he's immune to any punishment?
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- That he can do whatever he wants? - I am, and he can.
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Sir, are you just messing with my head?
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It's not always about you, cadet.
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Well, then, what is it?
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Francis, I'm not an idiot.
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Don't you think that I know Richie is a moron?
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Hell, he is a cancer.
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He is a cancer to be eradicated.
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If Richie's attitude spread to the other cadets,
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there's no telling what it would do to Marlin.
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What do you mean? You're treating him like a god.
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And that makes the other cadets furious, doesn't it?
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It makes them want to hurt him...
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to hurt your little friend?
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Wait a minute, you're turning us against him.
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You want us to get rid of Richie ourselves.
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Bravo, cadet.
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You see, every threat to Marlin must be treated differently.
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You, Francis, had to be beaten down, like a dog.
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Richie is being killed with kindness,
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or at least pummeled into unconsciousness.
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Oh, that is pretty clever, sir.
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But what makes you think I won't just tell Richie about your plan?
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Oh, feel free.
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But I don't think you will.
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- He's my best friend. Why wouldn't I? - Because you hate him, too.
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You're resentful of all the special privileges that he gets.
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The expensive dinners,
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the use of the Academy golf cart, the way he gets shiatsu massages
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when the rest of you are suffering through survival training.
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That doesn't matter.
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Of course I would tell him. I would be a traitor if I didn't.
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You would be, wouldn't you?
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Richie...
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No time to talk, man.
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- Wait, this is important. - Dude, watch it.
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This shirt was a gift from Edwin. It cost 200 bucks.
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Richie, I'm trying to tell you something.
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Well, you'd better say it quick.
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Edwin will freak if I'm late for the match.
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We've got early dinner reservations.
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- You know what? It can wait. - Fine.
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No, wait. I have to tell you this.
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You're my friend, and I owe it to you.
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Spangler is only being nice to you
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so that we all hate you and beat the snot out of you.
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I can't believe it.
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I know.
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You're jealous of me and Edwin being buds,
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so you're trying to shove a wedge between us.
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That's sad, man.
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Just remember I told you.
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Whatever, man. Sour grapes.
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- But I told you. - Whatever.
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Hey, dudes, cool hoods.
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Ow!
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Think! Think! I'm a genius. I can think of something.
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Why can't I think of something?
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Where you been, car thief?
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Come back to steal my jewelry?
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was a horrible mistake.
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I don't know why I would do something so stupid, but I did and I'm sorry.
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Oh, my God, my mom's here. What am I going to do?
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You're a good lady. You're a good person.
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Please, if you have any shred of decency
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you'll give me a five-second head start so I can head towards Mexico.
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Please, I'm begging you.
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You don't know what she's capable of.
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Malcolm, get your things. We're going home.
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I am so sorry for all of this.
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Sorry for what?
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My son stole your car, he was out joyriding in it.
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Joyriding?
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That was no joyride for me.
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I was passed out in the backseat.
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What?
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I made a mistake with my medication, and he drove me to the hospital.
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Huh?
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He was driving you to the hospital?
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Yes, who else is going to do it? I'm just an old woman. I live alone.
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Malcolm, when there's an emergency, you should come to us.
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Yeah, you're right. I don't know what I was thinking.
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Because I wasn't thinking and I just did it.
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I'm sorry. And I-- Yeah.
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Well, it was pretty quick thinking.
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He's a good boy.
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I don't know what I would have done without him.
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Thanks.
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In fact, he's so kind...
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he offered to come help me before school every day, too.
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Before school? Really?
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I thought that was too much, too.
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Especially since these old bones heal so slowly,
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it'll be months. But he insisted.
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Didn't you?
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- Yeah. - Ooh, these corns are burning.
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You'd better go get the lotion.
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Well, I'll leave you to your work.
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Guess you won't be coming home for supper.
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And to think, I was all ready to punish you.
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Don't just stand there, thief.
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Let's go.
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Hey! Here's your stupid backpack back.
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What's up with the flower field?
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Hey, Percy, I love your purse.
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- It's for his own good. - It's a book bag.
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It's a girl's purse.
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That makes you a girl.
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No, it doesn't.
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- Are you calling me a liar? - Get him!
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Nice!